| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Corey Deveaux |
7:12.0 |
Sydney, Cape Breton | 2012 House Crawl Beermile | M | 29 | Labatt's Blue, can | three-peat! |
| 2. | David Dame* |
7:22.0 |
Peterborough, ON | Peterborough Beer Mile | M | 30 | Labatt's Blue, can | Upset by the Rookie |
| 3. | Dean Abbass |
7:26.0 |
Sydney, Cape Breton | 2012 House Crawl Beermile | M | 50 | Labatt's Blue, can | |
| 4. | Burger ""D UNIT"" Elliot |
8:51.0 |
Vancouver, BC | CLAN Swimming "Compton or Bust Be... | M | 20 | Labatt's Blue, can | 2nd Mile; wore only a speedo |
| 5. | Riberio Andre* |
9:36.0 |
Toronto, ON | Innagural High Park Race | M | 30 | Labatt's Blue, can | |
| 6. | Chad Jason* |
10:35.0 |
Toronto, ON | Innagural High Park Race | M | 27 | Labatt's Blue, can | |
| 7. | Ray Sacuevo |
11:28.0 |
Toronto, ON | Rat Beer Mile | M | 38 | Labatt's Blue, can | |
| 8. | Akuney ""ANUNEY"" Arseniy |
11:37.0 |
Vancouver, BC | CLAN Swimming "Compton or Bust Be... | M | 19 | Labatt's Blue, can | Projectile vomit...onto my laptop |
| 9. | Digby Leigh* |
11:55.0 |
Sutherland High School, N... | J Mac North Shore Champs | M | | Labatt's Blue, can | Booked it with Silcock in the beginning, paid the price with a puke and a penalty lap. |
| 10. | Ryan "Oakie" Ouckama* |
12:31.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2005 | M | 22 | Labatt's Blue, can | Team Heartthrob |
| 11. | Hugo "Le Gros" Drouin |
12:50.0 |
Aylmer, PQ | Brothers-in-physio head-to-head c... | M | 27 | Labatt's Blue, can | Second beer mile |
| 12. | Devin Abbass |
13:04.0 |
Sydney, Cape Breton | 2012 House Crawl Beermile | M | 22 | Labatt's Blue, can | |
| 13. | Bruce "McNawll" Christianson |
13:50.0 |
Aylmer, PQ | Brothers-in-physio head-to-head c... | M | 24 | Labatt's Blue, can | Extra lap, almost DNF... |
| 14. | Bruce "McNawll" Christianson |
13:50.0 |
Aylmer, PQ | Brothers-in-physio head-to-head c... | M | 24 | Labatt's Blue, can | Extra lap, almost DNF... |
| 15. | Nathans "Sissy Boy" Richard* |
DNF |
Toronto, ON | Innagural High Park Race | M | 27 | Labatt's Blue, can | Couldn't finish the last can... |
