| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Ben "Coop" Cooper |
8:12.0 |
Niagara Falls, ON | 1st Annual University Winter Brea... | M | | Lakeport, can | What a champ. |
| 2. | Ryan Wight |
8:24.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 7th Annual Spring K-W BM | M | | Lakeport, can | PB |
| 3. | Shawn "Pussy" Bowen |
10:45.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | 21 | Lakeport, can | Drunk nurse |
| 4. | Roger "the Dodger" Barker |
11:30.0 |
Toronto, ON | 5th Annual West Toronto Classic | M | 67 | Lakeport, can | |
| 5. | Don "Orange Guy" Daggett |
13:43.0 |
Cambridge Ontario | 2nd Annual Cambridge Beer Mile | M | | Lakeport, can | |
| 6. | Kurt "The Hurt" Kenny* |
17:47.0 |
Thunder Bay, ON | 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be... | M | 26 | Lakeport, can | A wise man once said, |
| 7. | Mike "Good Looking" McRae |
18:35.0 |
Niagara Falls, ON | 1st Annual University Winter Brea... | M | | Lakeport, can | |
| 8. | Kyle "Skinz" Skinner |
20:26.0 |
Niagara Falls, ON | 1st Annual University Winter Brea... | M | | Lakeport, can | |
| 9. | Mike "you're an embarassment to people who dri" Lefevbre |
23:05.0 |
North Bay, ON | Nipissing Beer Mile 2007 | M | 21 | Lakeport, can | |
| 10. | Liz "Lizard" Van Every* |
DNF |
Thunder Bay, ON | 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be... | F | 19 | Lakeport, can | For all the hype, a poor showing |
