| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Kirsty "Thirsty" Smith |
6:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba Summer Beermile | F | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 2. | Colin Barnett |
7:16.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 3. | Tim Weston* |
7:43.0 |
Bozeman, MT | 2007 Bozeman Beer Mile | M | 26 | Lucky, can | foamy beer -- turns out putting by the fireplace was a bad idea |
| 4. | Nigel Mayes* |
7:49.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 31 | Lucky, can | |
| 5. | Peter Hunt |
7:50.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 29 | Lucky, can | |
| 6. | Casey van der Lee* |
7:52.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 21 | Lucky, can | PB |
| 7. | Sam "Chef" Naney* |
8:02.0 |
Bozeman, MT | 2007 Bozeman Beer Mile | M | 23 | Lucky, can | 3rd workout of the day... |
| 8. | Jacques "Daquiri" Marcoux |
8:04.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 9. | Grant Bollinston* |
8:50.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile | M | 29 | Lucky, can | NSA |
| 10. | Patrick "P-Binne" Binne |
8:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 23 | Lucky, can | |
| 11. | Blaine Bartlett* |
9:05.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 19 | Lucky, can | PB |
| 12. | Lorne Neil |
9:22.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 35 | Lucky, can | |
| 13. | Matt Martins |
9:32.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 14. | Marlowe "Wolfman" Brownlee |
9:34.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 18 | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 15. | Greg Miller |
9:49.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 16. | Colin Barnett |
10:05.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 17. | Melanie Gregoire |
10:10.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | F | | Lucky, can | |
| 18. | Jeremie Rodger* |
10:21.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 18 | Lucky, can | penalty lap, rookie |
| 19. | Braden "I'm Trashed" Novakowski |
10:23.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | 20 | Lucky, can | Good mile form |
| 20. | Brent "Kinn" Quinn |
10:28.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile | M | | Lucky, bottle | ran in boxers |
| 21. | Mackenzie "P-Mac" Page |
10:35.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 19 | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 22. | Stephen Jacobsen* |
11:40.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 18 | Lucky, can | penalty lap, rookie |
| 23. | Willie Bell |
11:54.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 20 | Lucky, can | |
| 24. | Chris "Slut" Brens |
12:12.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | 20 | Lucky, can | Puked |
| 25. | Will Katz* |
12:33.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 19 | Lucky, can | penalty lap, rookie |
| 26. | Desire "budi, budi, budi" Budigoma |
12:46.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 27. | Jacques "Daquiri" Marcoux |
15:24.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 28. | Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings |
15:34.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | 21 | Lucky, can | Terrible race, couldn't hold her down |
| 29. | Brent "Kinn" Quinn |
15:55.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 1st Annual Tekcub Beer Mile | M | | Lucky, bottle | Wore Sandles in the first lap |
| 30. | Ryan Phillips* |
16:50.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 20 | Lucky, can | penalty lap, PB |
| 31. | Alex Bell |
16:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | F | | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 32. | Phil Brownhill |
17:35.0 |
Ottawa, ON | 2nd Annual Ottawa Classic | M | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 33. | Heather McLeod* |
17:45.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | F | 24 | Lucky, can | (Penalty) A trooper to the very end |
| 34. | Leanne Pearson |
18:24.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | F | | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 35. | Josh McCreight |
20:45.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 1st Annual Tekcub Beer Mile | M | | Lucky, bottle | |
| 36. | Eric "Tricky-E" Tranquada |
22:46.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 37. | Adam "AP" Pratt |
22:50.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 1st Annual Tekcub Beer Mile | M | | Lucky, bottle | |
| 38. | Eitan Waldman |
31:05.0 |
Ottawa, ON | 2nd Annual Ottawa Classic | M | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 39. | Josh Martins |
DNF |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
