| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Corey "whip Hubley" Gallagher |
6:19.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 22 | Lucky, can | New provincial record by 2 seconds (see notes) |
| 2. | Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher* |
6:27.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile | M | 21 | Lucky, can | 6 seconds off MB record |
| 3. | Danys "Heavy D" Dorge* |
6:35.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile | M | 25 | Lucky, can | Has removed all doubt surrounding his higly controvensial victory from '04 |
| 4. | Cris "Danger" Belof |
6:53.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Lucky, can | Was DQ'ed For wildly ignoring the drinking zone on multiple times. Cheats like crazy every beermile. |
| 5. | Kirsty "Thirsty" Smith |
6:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba Summer Beermile | F | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 6. | Colin Barnett |
7:16.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 7. | Tim Weston* |
7:43.0 |
Bozeman, MT | 2007 Bozeman Beer Mile | M | 26 | Lucky, can | foamy beer -- turns out putting by the fireplace was a bad idea |
| 8. | Nigel Mayes* |
7:49.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitationa... | M | 31 | Lucky, can | |
| 9. | Peter Hunt |
7:50.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 29 | Lucky, can | |
| 10. | Casey van der Lee* |
7:52.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer ... | M | 21 | Lucky, can | PB |
| 11. | Kevin Lohrenz |
7:56.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 23 | Lucky, can | |
| 12. | Stephan Arnason |
8:00.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | 23 | Lucky, can | |
| 13. | Sam "Chef" Naney* |
8:02.0 |
Bozeman, MT | 2007 Bozeman Beer Mile | M | 23 | Lucky, can | 3rd workout of the day... |
| 14. | Jacques "Daquiri" Marcoux |
8:04.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 15. | Kevin Essau |
8:08.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | 23 | Lucky, can | |
| 16. | Greg Miller |
8:13.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 19 | Lucky, can | |
| 17. | Mel Gregoire |
8:14.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | F | | Lucky, can | First woman finisher. PB. |
| 18. | Pat Binne |
8:19.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | 24 | lucky, can | Left his fathers retirement party to do this thing. returned immidiately after it. |
| 19. | Melanie Gregoire |
8:46.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | F | 20 | Lucky, can | 1st place female |
| 20. | Grant Bollinston* |
8:50.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile | M | 29 | Lucky, can | NSA |
| 21. | Marlowe "Dexter" Brownlee |
8:50.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 22. | Patrick "P-Binne" Binne |
8:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 23 | Lucky, can | |
| 23. | Patrick "Binner" Binne* |
9:04.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile | M | 24 | Lucky, can | |
| 24. | Blaine Bartlett* |
9:05.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer ... | M | 19 | Lucky, can | PB |
| 25. | Andrea Heskew |
9:09.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | F | 19 | Lucky, can | |
| 26. | Lorne Neil |
9:22.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 35 | Lucky, can | |
| 27. | Matt Martins |
9:32.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 28. | Marlowe "Wolfman" Brownlee |
9:34.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 18 | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 29. | Andrea Hesketh |
9:44.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | F | 19 | Lucky, can | |
| 30. | Thomas Samuel* |
9:48.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 19 | Lucky, can | |
| 31. | Greg Miller |
9:49.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 32. | Colin Barnett |
10:05.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 33. | Melanie Gregoire |
10:10.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | F | | Lucky, can | |
| 34. | Mike Herr* |
10:11.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 33 | Lucky, can | |
| 35. | Jeremie Rodger* |
10:21.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer ... | M | 18 | Lucky, can | penalty lap, rookie |
| 36. | Braden "I'm Trashed" Novakowski |
10:23.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | 20 | Lucky, can | Good mile form |
| 37. | Brent "Kinn" Quinn |
10:28.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile | M | | Lucky, bottle | ran in boxers |
| 38. | Justine "Biggy J" Stromberg |
10:28.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | F | | Lucky, can | |
| 39. | Mackenzie "P-Mac" Page |
10:35.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 19 | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 40. | Justin Brown |
11:08.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 41. | Stephen Jacobsen* |
11:40.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer ... | M | 18 | Lucky, can | penalty lap, rookie |
| 42. | Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen |
11:48.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | 24 | Lucky, can | Dressed in a fatman suit/clown costume. He puked all over it many times. Had shotgunned a 6pack before hand. |
| 43. | Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen* |
11:50.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile | M | 23 | Lucky, can | Ran with a bear rug as a cape |
| 44. | Willie Bell |
11:54.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 20 | Lucky, can | |
| 45. | Doug "Douger" Scott |
11:54.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Lucky, can | Got in from churchill and went from the plain straight to the beermile |
| 46. | Barry Rempel* |
11:59.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 49 | Lucky, can | |
| 47. | Norm Hayward* |
12:00.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 41 | Lucky, can | |
| 48. | Patrick "PK" Kelly* |
12:02.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile | M | 20 | Lucky, can | |
| 49. | Chris "Slut" Brens |
12:12.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | 20 | Lucky, can | Puked |
| 50. | Di "booty" Bone |
12:23.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | lucky, can | Puked |
| 51. | Will Katz* |
12:33.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer ... | M | 19 | Lucky, can | penalty lap, rookie |
| 52. | Desire "budi, budi, budi" Budigoma |
12:46.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 53. | Will Bowyer |
13:07.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 21 | Lucky, can | |
| 54. | Quin "Q-Tip" Ferguson |
13:11.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Lucky, can | Dressed like a devil with a cape. Puked on Jon Kilcullen on lap 2. |
| 55. | Travis Toet |
13:46.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 19 | Lucky, can | |
| 56. | Zach Durand |
13:50.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | lucky, can | |
| 57. | Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen |
14:04.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 23 | Lucky, can | Barfed on 1st beer (before commencing 1st lap) |
| 58. | Justine Stromberg |
14:56.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | F | 20 | Lucky, can | |
| 59. | Jacques "Daquiri" Marcoux |
15:24.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 60. | Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings |
15:34.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | 21 | Lucky, can | Terrible race, couldn't hold her down |
| 61. | Brent "Kinn" Quinn |
15:55.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 1st Annual Tekcub Beer Mile | M | | Lucky, bottle | Wore Sandles in the first lap |
| 62. | David "DK" Kelly |
15:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Lucky, can | Puked. made himself a proton excellorator and ran with it. Possibly crossed streams which would explain his time. |
| 63. | Jon "Viper" Kilcullen* |
16:00.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile | M | 24 | Lucky, can | |
| 64. | Justin Brown |
16:40.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 65. | Ryan Phillips* |
16:50.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer ... | M | 20 | Lucky, can | penalty lap, PB |
| 66. | Alex Bell |
16:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | F | | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 67. | Jacques Marcoux* |
17:18.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile | M | 24 | Lucky, can | |
| 68. | Phil Brownhill |
17:35.0 |
Ottawa, ON | 2nd Annual Ottawa Classic | M | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 69. | Heather McLeod* |
17:45.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | F | 24 | Lucky, can | (Penalty) A trooper to the very end |
| 70. | Leanne Pearson |
18:24.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | F | | Lucky, can | penalty lap |
| 71. | Becky Carr |
20:15.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | F | | Lucky, can | Did not enjoy her first beermile |
| 72. | Chantal "Orenthal James" Auger |
20:21.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | F | | Lucky, can | Suspected of only drinking 3 beer. Puked. |
| 73. | Josh McCreight |
20:45.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 1st Annual Tekcub Beer Mile | M | | Lucky, bottle | |
| 74. | Ryan Paradis |
21:02.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 24 | Lucky, can | |
| 75. | Jamie Unknown |
21:33.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | lucky, can | Puked. |
| 76. | Paul Carr* |
21:51.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile | M | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 77. | Eric "Tricky-E" Tranquada |
22:46.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
| 78. | Adam "AP" Pratt |
22:50.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 1st Annual Tekcub Beer Mile | M | | Lucky, bottle | |
| 79. | Chantale Auger |
23:35.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | F | 18 | Lucky, can | |
| 80. | Eitan Waldman |
31:05.0 |
Ottawa, ON | 2nd Annual Ottawa Classic | M | 22 | Lucky, can | |
| 81. | Josh Martins |
DNF |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Lucky, can | |
