| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Dave Halferty |
8:13.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | M | 40 | Michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 2. | Steve Luttjohann |
8:24.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | M | 44 | michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 3. | Patrick Orrick |
8:52.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | M | 31 | michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 4. | Steve Wathke |
9:21.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | M | 41 | michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 5. | Julie Ford |
9:30.0 |
Socorro NM | Steven Montoya Pre-Memorial Beer ... | F | 38 | Michelob Ultra, bottle | |
| 6. | Eric Wenrich |
9:42.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | M | 30 | michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 7. | Martha "Super Filly" Huston |
9:50.0 |
Undisclosed Location, Rho... | 3rd annual FFKICBMC | F | 52 | Michelob Ultra, bottle | Fastest Grandmaster female of all time, however this beer isn't legal so this time doesn't go in the records |
| 8. | Scab Ass Rising * |
11:10.0 |
Greensboro, NC | 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | F | 35 | Michelob Ultra, bottle | Fastest G-Spot Female time on Record |
| 9. | FC |
14:30.0 |
Seattle, WA | Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer ... | M | 62 | Michelob Ultra, | |
| 10. | Beth Gartner |
15:51.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | F | 45 | michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 11. | Allen Simon |
17:32.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | M | 38 | michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 12. | Leslie Harris |
18:04.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | F | 40 | michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 13. | jlowe |
18:27.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The Mass Emesis Midnight Mile | M | 28 | Michelob Ultra, bottle | puked on 4th lap |
| 14. | Strange |
18:33.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The Mass Emesis Midnight Mile | M | 28 | Michelob Ultra, bottle | puked on 2nd lap |
| 15. | Keith Carlson |
19:43.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | M | 38 | michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 16. | Tigger |
20:23.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The Mass Emesis Midnight Mile | M | 27 | Michelob Ultra, bottle | puked on 2nd and 4th laps |
| 17. | HomoRama |
20:30.0 |
Greensboro, NC | 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 49 | Michelob Ultra, bottle | |
| 18. | BK |
20:54.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The Mass Emesis Midnight Mile | M | 25 | Michelob Ultra, bottle | lady broncos don't puke |
| 19. | Todd Johnson |
21:06.0 |
Topeka, Kansas | 1st annual beer mile presented by... | M | 38 | michelob ultra, bottle | |
| 20. | Irene R. |
29:31.0 |
Pasadena, CA | 4th Semi-Annual Bacor (ChristmasK... | F | | Michelob Ultra, bottle | 4.2% alcohol and ran last lap in heels |
| 21. | Swift |
DNF |
Shreveport, LA | The Mass Emesis Midnight Mile | M | 29 | Michelob Ultra, bottle | quit after 1 lap |
