| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Forrest "GO FORREST" Braden* |
5:56.0 |
Boise, ID | Boise Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Wore the bib number from USA Nationals |
| 2. | Mike Matthews* |
6:08.0 |
Los Gatos CA | 2006 Silicon Valley Beer Mile | M | 41 | Miller Genuine Draft, | |
| 3. | Will "The Thrill" Rowland |
6:12.1 |
Philadelphia, PA | Hawks Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 4. | Bryan "Glassman" Glass |
6:22.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 27 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 5. | Jonny "Abs" Sclafani |
6:28.7 |
Philadelphia, PA | Hawks Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 6. | Craig Hertz |
6:42.0 |
Andover, MN | Annual Andover Alumni Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 7. | Doug "Glory Days" Miller |
6:56.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 41 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | First Timer |
| 8. | Lencho |
6:58.0 |
Davis, Ca | 2007 Miller Mile | M | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 9. | Roch "Go, Eh." Frey |
7:00.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | First Timer |
| 10. | Aidan "Tha Bum" Byrne |
7:00.2 |
Philadelphia, PA | Hawks Beer Mile | M | 18 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 11. | Mike "The Brewery" Drury |
7:02.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 34 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Defending Champion - PR by 28-seconds |
| 12. | T C |
7:07.0 |
Tiffin, OH | TiffleBerg Preview | | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | 1st Place |
| 13. | Vince "Sleeper Pick" Collins |
7:12.0 |
Philadelphia, PA | Hawks Beer Mile | M | 18 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 14. | Paul "El Eructo" Huddle |
7:14.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 43 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 15. | Richard "Kiwi" Verney |
7:21.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 44 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Anzac Runner Up - First Timer |
| 16. | Jason "Tougher Than Clough" Tuffs |
7:30.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 36 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | First timer |
| 17. | Justin "The Salty Dog" Heinze |
7:30.0 |
Philadelphia, PA | Hawks Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 18. | Andrew "Triple Bock" Block |
7:38.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 36 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 19. | Habib "One Man Relay" Torfi* |
7:39.0 |
Irvine, CA | The OC Beer Mile | M | 48 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 20. | Adam Brink* |
7:44.0 |
Berkeley, CA | 2nd Annual Birthday Beermile | M | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Amazing performance in board shorts |
| 21. | Phil Richert |
7:44.0 |
Andover, MN | Annual Andover Alumni Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | penalty lap (6:33 mile split) |
| 22. | Matt Evans* |
7:53.0 |
Berkeley, CA | 2nd Annual Birthday Beermile | M | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | A solid solo performance...hungover |
| 23. | Charlie "Charlie?" Nagy |
8:00.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 24. | Bobby Hanson |
8:00.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Days Beer Mile | M | 24 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Couldn't catch the jimmer |
| 25. | Nate Huenke |
8:01.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Days Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Very strong second 800. Last quarter was BLAZING |
| 26. | Carl Gladich |
8:06.0 |
Andover, MN | Annual Andover Alumni Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | penalty lap |
| 27. | Jason "Tinkle" Hinkle* |
8:09.0 |
Shippensburg, PA | Dego Invitational | M | 19 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Does not normally drink |
| 28. | Mark Hubble* |
8:09.0 |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Arizona Beer Mile | M | 40 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | State Record |
| 29. | Steve Connell* |
8:13.0 |
Morris County, NJ | 5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships | M | 43 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 30. | James "Mr. 5:14" Marino |
8:29.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 27 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | penalty lap on the 4th |
| 31. | Ben "Bingman" Ingman |
8:42.3 |
LaCrosse, WI | Mid Season Non-Rostered Twilight | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, bottle | |
| 32. | Mark Norman* |
8:46.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 49 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 33. | Brian "Guterrible" Guterl |
8:47.0 |
Philadelphia, PA | Hawks Beer Mile | M | 18 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 34. | Ididarod "ID" |
9:15.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 38 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Dark Horse, borrowed proper beer, First Beermile |
| 35. | Yellow Monkey "Flea" L |
9:15.0 |
Round Lake, Illinois | Round Lake Invitational - Spring 2008 | M | 35 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | pulled away at the halfway point |
| 36. | Tim "I'm Drowning" Lachow |
9:43.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 44 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | First Timer |
| 37. | Brian Perrault |
9:48.0 |
Morris, MN | Morris Firestorm Open | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 38. | Paul Sheldon |
9:52.3 |
LaCrosse, WI | Mid Season Non-Rostered Twilight | M | 23 | Miller Genuine Draft, bottle | Spit, not vomit |
| 39. | Alan Connell* |
9:53.0 |
Morris County, NJ | 2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships | M | 34 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Vomit Lap |
| 40. | Bad Monkey "Kuunter" M |
9:54.0 |
Round Lake, Illinois | Round Lake Invitational - Spring 2008 | M | 34 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 41. | Rob "I Have a Big Dick" Bock |
9:54.4 |
Philadelphia, PA | Hawks Beer Mile | M | 18 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 42. | Larry "Cuz" Gallen |
9:56.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 43 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Lap 1 - This is HARD |
| 43. | Ken Wilke* |
10:01.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 34 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 44. | Titty Bear "TB" |
10:05.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 41 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Most Improved of the veteran beermilers |
| 45. | Kristin Brink* |
10:08.0 |
Berkeley, CA | 2nd Annual Birthday Beermile | F | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | 1st place woman |
| 46. | josh "clitripper" klawitter |
10:17.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile championships | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | puked |
| 47. | Chris Hass* |
10:43.0 |
Platteville, WI | 2002 Platteville CC Alumni Party | M | 24 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 48. | BILL |
10:43.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | F | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 49. | Mike "Bovine Delight" Snow* |
10:45.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 48 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 50. | Scott "scooter" Jackson* |
10:48.0 |
Plano, TX | plano beer mile | M | 29 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | tried warm beer, ahead of pack at beginning, faded at end |
| 51. | Horse's Ass "HA" * |
10:55.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Beermile Invitational | M | 28 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | No Sunscreen |
| 52. | Rick "Bangbus" Bennett* |
10:59.0 |
Shippensburg, PA | Dego Invitational | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Dego |
| 53. | PORK SCREW |
10:59.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | M | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 54. | Joe McVeigh* |
11:00.0 |
Morris County, NJ | 2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships | M | 41 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Vomit lap |
| 55. | Russell "Quantum Runner" Stockard* |
11:04.0 |
Simi Valley, CA | 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile | M | 58 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 56. | Vince "O'Hara" Gravelle* |
11:16.0 |
Shippensburg, PA | Dego Invitational | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Beat by North Penn Grad |
| 57. | Horse's Ass "HA" |
11:19.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 28 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Magic sweatband didnt help (wrecked motorcycle day prior) |
| 58. | Jason Olson* |
11:26.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | :43, 1:10, 1:10, 1:11, 1:43, 1:11, 3:15, 1:03 |
| 59. | Blows My Mind "BMM" |
11:26.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | F | 30 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Looked hot, nice socks |
| 60. | Jason "Philly" Phillipe |
11:26.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Days Beer Mile | M | 23 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | This AllAmerican needs to work on his chugging skills in the second half |
| 61. | David "Foo Cum Yu" Pineda |
11:28.0 |
Sierra Vista, Arizona | Company Cock Memorial Beermile | M | 41 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 62. | Chip Burgard* |
11:30.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 39 | Miller Genuine Draft, bottle | |
| 63. | Beck "beckster" Marlar* |
11:33.0 |
Plano, TX | plano beer mile | M | 25 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | steady pace |
| 64. | Josh "8 Belles" Carter |
11:37.0 |
Louisville, KY | Beer Mile #8 | M | 23 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 65. | Ricardo "Alex" Martinez |
11:45.0 |
Southern California, CA | Bulldog Beer Mile | M | 27 | Miller Genuine Draft, bottle | iron man award for bum toe |
| 66. | Mahriam Titus* |
11:46.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | F | 30 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 67. | Greg "Guns" Golenia |
12:02.0 |
Niagara Falls, ON | 1st Annual University Winter Break Beer Mile | M | | Miller Genuine Draft, bottle | |
| 68. | Dean "I'm Drunk" Aschbacher |
12:09.6 |
Louisville, KY | Beer Mile #8 | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 69. | Kathy Becque* |
12:13.0 |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux | F | 39 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | New State Female Record and Age Group Records |
| 70. | Kiel "Keil" Hausler |
12:15.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Days Beer Mile | M | 23 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | *Penalty lap for vomiting |
| 71. | Karen Whiteford* |
12:21.0 |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux | F | 43 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | New State Female Age Goup |
| 72. | Jimmy "The Juice Man" Jennings |
12:21.6 |
Philadelphia, PA | Hawks Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 73. | Luke "The Juke" Fischer |
12:21.6 |
Philadelphia, PA | Hawks Beer Mile | M | 18 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 74. | 4H "4H" * |
12:27.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Beermile Invitational | M | 34 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | First Beermile |
| 75. | jeff "the keg" le mire |
12:40.0 |
| south dakota state university beer mile champs | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | penalty lap |
| 76. | jeff "the keg" le mire |
12:40.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | penalty lap |
| 77. | Titty Bear "TB" * |
12:44.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Chunder Mile All Stars | M | 41 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | First Beermile |
| 78. | Blows My Mind "BMM" * |
12:46.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Beermile Invitational | F | 30 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Empty Stomach |
| 79. | FooCumYu |
12:53.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | 1st Anal Bisbee Beermile | M | 42 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 80. | scott "deez nuts" roby |
12:57.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile championships | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | puked |
| 81. | Matt "The Bum" Krum* |
12:59.0 |
Shippensburg, PA | Dego Invitational | M | 19 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Best Puke Award |
| 82. | becka "tig ol bitties" mansheim |
13:19.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile championships | F | 19 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | female champion 2004 |
| 83. | Nick Buer |
13:33.0 |
Morris, MN | Morris Firestorm Open | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 84. | Chung Cheung* |
13:43.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 33 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 85. | Matt Burns* |
13:48.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 33 | Miller Genuine Draft, bottle | Penalty lap for chundering |
| 86. | FooCumYu |
14:00.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | M | 42 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 87. | Captain Hook "CH" |
14:07.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 52 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Sprinted to finish, then passed out in car |
| 88. | Jeremy "Ron Jeremy" Olson |
14:20.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Days Beer Mile | M | 24 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Slow and steady from the start |
| 89. | john "newcastle" williams |
14:21.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 90. | john "newcastle" williams |
14:40.0 |
| south dakota state university beer mile champs | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 91. | First Period "FP" * |
14:40.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Chunder Mile All Stars | F | 35 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | First Beermile, w/ restroom breaks |
| 92. | Jenn Hummer* |
15:06.0 |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Arizona Beer Mile | F | 38 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | 2nd fastest female ever in AZ |
| 93. | Chris Wenig |
15:13.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Days Beer Mile | M | 23 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Good job. |
| 94. | Andy Turner* |
15:55.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | :34, 1:42, 2:59, 1:30, 3:02, 1:26, 1:56, 2:44 *Puked |
| 95. | Howdy Do Me "Howdy" |
16:30.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 43 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Completed first handstand beer 40m |
| 96. | Chris "ring-a-ding" Ringel |
17:10.0 |
Chico, CA | Chico BeerMile | M | 26 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | penalty lap |
| 97. | Just Say No to Crack "Crack" |
17:11.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 42 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Could do much better with the queensmile |
| 98. | Dave Potter* |
17:13.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 47 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | hung in there |
| 99. | Kevin "McD" McDonough |
17:18.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Days Beer Mile | M | 24 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | *Penalty lap for vomiting! |
| 100. | Brian Anderson |
17:43.0 |
Andover, MN | Annual Andover Alumni Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 101. | Marv "Mark" Foxon |
18:25.0 |
Southern California, CA | Bulldog Beer Mile | M | 24 | Miller Genuine Draft, bottle | who's #1? marv's #1! mvp award |
| 102. | Kyle Schwartz |
19:26.0 |
Morris, MN | Morris Firestorm Open | M | 21 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 103. | ROB |
19:32.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | M | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | PUKED |
| 104. | Nate Wallace* |
19:45.0 |
Platteville, WI | 2002 Platteville CC Alumni Party | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | 5 laps |
| 105. | JENN |
19:47.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | F | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | PUKED |
| 106. | beef "kevin bjerke" jerkey |
19:49.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile championships | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | puked, out fast, finished last |
| 107. | J C |
20:42.0 |
Tiffin, OH | TiffleBerg Preview | M | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | 7th Place, Puked and Penalty Lap |
| 108. | Pat "Sir Sipalot" Quebman* |
20:49.0 |
Louisville, KY | Beer/Soda Mile #2 | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Not the fleetest, but should have done better |
| 109. | Kelly Bierwerth |
21:57.0 |
Morris, MN | Morris Firestorm Open | F | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 110. | Nick "Notorious F.A.G." Trover |
28:01.0 |
Chico, CA | Chico BeerMile | M | 26 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | penalty lap |
| 111. | PINDA BARE |
29:45.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | F | | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 112. | Spencer Siddons |
32:33.0 |
Andover, MN | Annual Andover Alumni Beer Mile | M | 18 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 113. | Al Henschel* |
DNF |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | *Puked |
| 114. | Justin "flounder" Mallen |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile Attack Explosion | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | what?! |
| 115. | Tweedle Me "TM" |
DNF |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | F | 37 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Stick to breast feeding |
| 116. | 4H "4H" |
DNF |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 34 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Late scratch, food poisoning |
| 117. | Teel Dunlap* |
DNF |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 43 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 118. | Andy "bonner" Nolan |
DNF |
Chico, CA | Chico BeerMile | M | 26 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 119. | Chris Rivers |
DNF |
Andover, MN | Annual Andover Alumni Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
