| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Elijah "The Captain" Shekinah* |
5:44.5 |
Knoxville, TN | RMB Beer Mile 2007 | M | 29 | Miller High Life, can | 1st time |
| 2. | Brandon "Brando" Griffin |
5:59.7 |
Roseville, MN | connie wilmes memorial beer mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | Kingston Rules |
| 3. | Chris "Brewski" Bruce* |
6:02.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Cambridge Beer Mile Championships | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 4. | Oakton "meatwad" Elite* |
6:38.5 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | competed at jr world cross |
| 5. | Dan Lazarek* |
6:40.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan Prime Time | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 6. | Matt Seeley* |
6:41.0 |
Missoula, MT | '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship | M | 33 | Miller high life, can | pro triathete |
| 7. | Matt "Mr Kayak" Nolen* |
6:45.2 |
Knoxville, TN | RMB Beer Mile 2007 | M | 24 | Miller High Life, can | 1st time |
| 8. | Andrew "Hugh Jass" Press* |
6:45.8 |
Knoxville, TN | RMB Beer Mile 2007 | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | 2nd time |
| 9. | Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy |
6:48.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Beer Mile Championship | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | didn't throw up |
| 10. | Mike "Slimy Sarah" Drinane* |
6:49.0 |
Roseville, MN | connie wilmes memorial beer mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | Kingston Rules |
| 11. | Matt "Dark Horse" Heisman* |
6:50.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile Championships | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | SD state Record |
| 12. | Stuart "PP" Muirhead* |
6:50.1 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 42 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 13. | Pat Sullivan |
6:52.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Beer Mile Championship | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 14. | Matthieu Moss* |
6:58.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan Prime Time | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 15. | Jeremy Solomon* |
7:02.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan Prime Time | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 16. | Chris "Nolimitrunna" Lamperski |
7:03.0 |
Charlotte, NC | Dilworth Beer Mile | M | 25 | Miller High Life, can | 1st beer mile |
| 17. | Matt "FP" Strohmayer* |
7:05.3 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 33 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 18. | Stuart "PP" Muirhead* |
7:06.3 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 41 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 19. | Jake "Manhandler" Everett* |
7:07.1 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 20. | Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons |
7:10.0 |
Cranston, RI | 2nd Annual Cranston High School West Summer Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 21. | Steve Logan |
7:12.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Beer Mile Championship | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | didn't throw up |
| 22. | David "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio* |
7:13.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan Prime Time | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 23. | Brian Lowe |
7:22.0 |
Orange, OH | The 1st Annual Orange Invitational Mile | M | 18 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 24. | Justin Freiberg* |
7:24.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan Prime Time | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 25. | Freshman "The Future" Sensation* |
7:24.7 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | has dreamy eyes |
| 26. | Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons |
7:25.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 27. | Stuart "PP" Muirhead* |
7:31.0 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 40 | Miller High Life, can | Fastest Beer Drinker |
| 28. | Jake "Manhandler" Everett* |
7:31.3 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 29. | Josh "Klitripper Klaywater" Klawitter |
7:33.0 |
North Branch, MN | North Branch Mini Beer Run | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | Strong Run taking home the win with a new PR |
| 30. | Brent "Beej" Smith* |
7:35.0 |
Knoxville, TN | RMB Beer Mile 2007 | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | 1st time, DQ |
| 31. | Dave "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio* |
7:37.0 |
Middletown, CT | 2001 Wesleyan Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | wearing official OR Scrubs and Vlad Squad Uniform |
| 32. | Rob Dalto |
7:37.0 |
Westport, CT | 2005 FCIAC Outdoor Track Beer Mile Championships | M | 17 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 33. | Owen "Uncle Owie" Kiely* |
7:37.9 |
Middletown, CT | Uncle Owie's Birthday Spectacular | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 34. | Kyle Ward |
7:38.0 |
Upper Moreland, PA | SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1 | M | 18 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 35. | Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy* |
7:38.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | 601 Stupid Invitational | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | 2nd beer mile win in 4 days |
| 36. | Dave DiValerio* |
7:39.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan May Day Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 37. | Lauren McCarthy* |
7:43.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Cambridge Beer Mile Championships | F | 19 | Miller High Life, can | damn fast for a girl |
| 38. | Chad "Primo" Latinino* |
7:45.0 |
Missoula, MT | '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship | M | 32 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 39. | Lat Purser |
7:50.0 |
Charlotte, NC | Dilworth Beer Mile | M | | Miller High Life, | DQ- alcohol content |
| 40. | Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter* |
7:56.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile Championships | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | Beat Former SD state record |
| 41. | Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall* |
7:56.7 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 44 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 42. | Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall* |
7:57.7 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 45 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 43. | Bloody "Team No Standards" T* |
8:00.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 44. | Gerald "Covered in mud" Pillow* |
8:04.2 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | started in last |
| 45. | Kyle "John Boy" Hensley* |
8:05.3 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 41 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 46. | Daniel "McPisser" Watson* |
8:08.3 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 35 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 47. | Bryan "Commitment to Excellence" Bissell* |
8:09.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan May Day Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | barefoot |
| 48. | Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale* |
8:10.4 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 39 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 49. | Donnie "Roller" Hall* |
8:11.2 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 44 | Miller High Life, can | Chundered After |
| 50. | Greg Kammerle |
8:12.0 |
Upper Moreland, PA | SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1 | M | 17 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 51. | Jake "Manhandler" Everett* |
8:13.9 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | Chundered After |
| 52. | eric "canonball" hanson |
8:15.0 |
| south dakota state university beer mile champs | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | male snow mile world record holder |
| 53. | eric "canonball" hansen |
8:15.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | world record holder |
| 54. | Miguel "Mike" Irbe |
8:16.0 |
Southern California, CA | Bulldog Beer Mile | M | 27 | Miller High Life, can | best dressed award |
| 55. | Jeff "Saran" Jeansonne* |
8:16.4 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 35 | Miller High Life, can | Probably fastest running time |
| 56. | Jake "Lube Job" DeBoe* |
8:20.9 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 59 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 57. | Robert Judson* |
8:22.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan Prime Time | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 58. | Jeff Nittrouer* |
8:22.0 |
New Orleans, LA | ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile | M | | Miller High Life, bottle | Heat 4 winner, warning issued: advancing before beer finished |
| 59. | Michael "Pussy Checker" Rudel* |
8:27.4 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 45 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 60. | Katie Trandem* |
8:29.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan Prime Time | F | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 61. | Scott "Canadian Whore Lover" Weispfennig |
8:32.0 |
North Branch, MN | North Branch Mini Beer Run | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | After a strong start, Scott enjoyed his beer a little too much but held strong with a new PR |
| 62. | Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell* |
8:32.7 |
Mystic, CT | Mo Snow Mo Problems | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 63. | Tom "Grind" Helm* |
8:36.2 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 39 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 64. | Brendan King* |
8:39.0 |
Millersville, PA | Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier Beer Mile 2006 | M | 23 | Miller High Life, bottle | Threw down a 64 second last lap |
| 65. | Kyle "John Boy" Hensley* |
8:45.6 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 39 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 66. | Joe Norton* |
8:50.0 |
Altoona, PA | 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover | M | | Miller High Life, | |
| 67. | Tom "Grind Slut" Helm* |
8:51.0 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 40 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 68. | Kyle "John Boy" Hensley* |
8:53.2 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 42 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 69. | Angus "Goat" Fredenburg* |
8:55.0 |
Middletown, CT | 2001 Wesleyan Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 70. | Christian Schmidt* |
8:57.0 |
Altoona, PA | 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover | M | | Miller High Life, | |
| 71. | Special K* |
8:57.0 |
Millersville, PA | Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier Beer Mile 2006 | M | 21 | Miller High Life, bottle | Virgin Performance |
| 72. | The Babbler |
9:00.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Preseason Time Trial | M | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 73. | Steve Logan* |
9:00.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | 601 Stupid Invitational | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | didn't do the penalty lap |
| 74. | Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner* |
9:02.1 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 44 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 75. | Adam "Such a Puss" Metry* |
9:04.2 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 76. | Eric "Eargasm" Lauritzen* |
9:06.2 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 35 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 77. | Elected "attended kegger before" Official* |
9:07.9 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | hates flip flops |
| 78. | Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy* |
9:10.3 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 39 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 79. | Vince Buccola* |
9:12.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan May Day Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | barefoot |
| 80. | Eric "Pimp Doggie Dawg" Huchton* |
9:12.1 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 81. | Jay "Queen of Denial" Thrasher* |
9:12.5 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 39 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 82. | Nate Malatesta |
9:13.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 83. | Lisa "FMR" Francis* |
9:13.8 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 44 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 84. | Mark "Huey" McCoy* |
9:14.0 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | Visiting from San Diego |
| 85. | Tim "Bump Slut" Helm* |
9:14.4 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 86. | Missy "World's Longest House" Axelrodd* |
9:18.9 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | first good race on the track ever |
| 87. | Treb "Had Taco Bell for dinner" Roberts* |
9:26.4 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | 2:17 last 800 (penalty lap) |
| 88. | Mr. Undefeated |
9:27.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Preseason Time Trial | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 89. | Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale* |
9:27.2 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 90. | Chris Willan* |
9:31.4 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 32 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 91. | Darkhorse "The phone's for you" Flores* |
9:38.7 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | 15 miles a week |
| 92. | Jim "beer belly" Felling |
9:45.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Beer Mile Trial | M | 25 | Miller High Life, can | 34-2:08-3:08-4:32-5:36-7:07-8:33-9:45 and then took a victory lap! |
| 93. | Neal "Il Castrado" Eberly* |
9:46.5 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 36 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 94. | Matt McCarthy |
9:55.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 95. | Mike Speer* |
9:59.0 |
Altoona, PA | 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover | M | | Miller High Life, | |
| 96. | Jeremy Flinn* |
10:00.0 |
Altoona, PA | 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover | M | | Miller High Life, | |
| 97. | Indiana "she's not my girlfriend" Jones* |
10:00.8 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | held up by carrying too much around the track |
| 98. | Kenny Hollick* |
10:01.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 40 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 99. | Daniel "McPisser" Watson* |
10:02.0 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 33 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 100. | John "Power Tool" Holmes* |
10:04.7 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 55 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 101. | Richard "French Drip" Brown* |
10:06.5 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 102. | Roy "Puppy Prick" Lewis* |
10:07.0 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 103. | Jeff "Prison Pussy" Eisele* |
10:16.2 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | Brief Chunder, penalty lap |
| 104. | In "did you tell her my name" Uniform* |
10:19.6 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | F | 19 | Miller High Life, can | talked the most shit before the race |
| 105. | Kent Bratsch* |
10:20.1 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 41 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 106. | Matt "Goldilocks" McDonald* |
10:23.3 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 107. | Vince "Bombito" Buccola* |
10:29.9 |
Middletown, CT | 2001 Wesleyan Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | barefoot |
| 108. | Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell* |
10:29.9 |
Middletown, CT | 2001 Wesleyan Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | barefoot, naked |
| 109. | JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst* |
10:32.0 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 42 | Miller High Life, can | Chundered After, Visiting from San Diego |
| 110. | Kraig "Menage Myself" Junck* |
10:33.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 45 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 111. | Phillip "Tai Tai Toy" Hollocher* |
10:33.7 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 42 | Miller High Life, can | Slight chunder, penalty lap |
| 112. | Lee "Reverend" Brown* |
10:35.0 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 62 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 113. | Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher* |
10:36.5 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 63 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 114. | Scott "Butt Pirate" Poston* |
10:37.2 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 34 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 115. | Tom "Grind Slut" Helm* |
10:38.2 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 39 | Miller High Life, can | Penalty Lap - vomit |
| 116. | Cory Davis |
10:42.0 |
Lake Oswego, OR | 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer Mile | M | 18 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 117. | Fred Cromer* |
10:47.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 43 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 118. | Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall* |
10:47.8 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 46 | Miller High Life, can | Major chunder - see video, penalty lap |
| 119. | Chris Dresser* |
10:52.0 |
Altoona, PA | 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover | M | | Miller High Life, | |
| 120. | Adam "Such a Puss" Metry* |
10:53.6 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 121. | Jeff "Saran Crap" Jeansonne* |
11:04.0 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 35 | Miller High Life, can | Penalty Lap - vomit |
| 122. | Jay Steiner* |
11:21.6 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 33 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 123. | Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus* |
11:24.2 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 40 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 124. | Rachel "Saturday Night Beaver" McRee* |
11:31.2 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 27 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 125. | Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval* |
11:35.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 59 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 126. | Eric "Shot gun" Cannon |
11:46.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 4th Annual | M | 27 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 127. | Christopher "The Cat" Rossi |
11:52.0 |
Cranston, RI | 2nd Annual Cranston High School West Summer Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 128. | Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus* |
11:52.1 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 42 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 129. | Danny Grube* |
11:52.8 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 25 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 130. | Mike "Burnsie" Berne* |
12:00.0 |
Middletown, CT | 2001 Wesleyan Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 131. | Jon "XC" Kraus* |
12:08.4 |
Emmaus, PA | Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn of the Brew | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | First Emmaus BM on record |
| 132. | Chaka "Rubbin" Hannah* |
12:14.4 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 34 | Miller High Life, can | Penalty Lap - vomit |
| 133. | Darren Hubbard* |
12:16.1 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 30 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 134. | josh "king nuts" klawitter |
12:17.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | puked,penalty lap |
| 135. | Mary "Growth Spurt" Colby* |
12:18.2 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 48 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 136. | Duane "Pipes" Hadley* |
12:26.4 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 47 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 137. | Daniel "McPisser" Watson* |
12:29.4 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 33 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 138. | Stephan "Stejpan" Wasilewski* |
12:30.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan May Day Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 139. | Scott "2 Hot" Weispfennig |
12:31.0 |
Mankato, MN | 2nd annual MSU Winter Championship | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | Took the second lap hard and let it all come out, yet finished the penalty lap with style |
| 140. | D-Rock "this isn't high school" Schwartz* |
12:31.5 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 17 | Miller High Life, can | threw up more times than ever before in his life (7) (penalty lap) |
| 141. | Duane "Pipes" Hadley* |
12:40.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 48 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 142. | Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell* |
12:42.0 |
Denver, CO | JK Good Luck Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | Kerry ended up losing, I hope it wasn't my fault. |
| 143. | Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall* |
12:47.0 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 44 | Miller High Life, can | 2nd Beer Mile of Day - 10 minutes after first |
| 144. | Vince "Vinny Lemonade" Buccola* |
12:47.1 |
Mystic, CT | Mo Snow Mo Problems | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 145. | Carol "Sham" Schmitz* |
13:05.0 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 53 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 146. | Camie "Cock Broker" Vargo* |
13:12.5 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 41 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 147. | Ted "Deadly" Lee* |
13:14.4 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 58 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 148. | Richard "French Drip" Brown* |
13:17.0 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 149. | Amy Carlson* |
13:21.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | 601 Stupid Invitational | F | 20 | Miller High Life, can | didn't do the penalty lap |
| 150. | Ron "Roadkill" Naumann* |
13:21.9 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 56 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 151. | Jon "Shuttle" Lennard* |
13:24.0 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 39 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 152. | Courtney Lane* |
13:24.8 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 23 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 153. | Danielle Deemer* |
13:27.4 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 28 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 154. | Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp* |
13:28.4 |
Mahwah, NJ | 601 Stupid Invitational | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | didn't do the penalty lap |
| 155. | Courtney Lane* |
13:36.3 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 22 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 156. | Abner "Dr. Strange Hash" Burnitt* |
13:37.0 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | | Miller High Life, can | Joined us after running by |
| 157. | Duane "Pipes" Hadley* |
13:39.1 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 46 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 158. | Rick Wachtman* |
13:51.7 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 28 | Miller High Life, can | Penalty Lap - vomit |
| 159. | Marlene "I drove an hour for this" Yeager |
14:01.0 |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Beer Mile Trial | F | 22 | Miller High Life, can | 30-2:01-2:57-4:25-5:50-7:20-Puked at 9-11:06-12:35-14:01 |
| 160. | Elliott "Balla'" Willson |
14:16.0 |
Charlotte, NC | Dilworth Beer Mile | M | 26 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 161. | Gregory "Puma" Parascandolo |
14:40.0 |
Cranston, RI | 2nd Annual Cranston High School West Summer Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 162. | Rick "Bubble Cumm" Crusha* |
14:51.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller High Life, can | sported a fashion kilt at today's event |
| 163. | Gillian "Jill" |
14:58.0 |
Southern California, CA | Bulldog Beer Mile | F | 24 | Miller High Life, can | slow and steady award |
| 164. | Duncan "Tacy" Henderson |
14:58.0 |
Southern California, CA | Bulldog Beer Mile | F | 24 | Miller High Life, can | at least she can pitch award |
| 165. | Carol "Sham" Schmitz* |
15:12.6 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 52 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 166. | Matt Buccola* |
15:21.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan May Day Beer Mile | M | 23 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 167. | Danielle Deemer* |
15:34.7 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 30 | Miller High Life, can | Penalty Lap |
| 168. | Havard "Thesoreass" Scott* |
16:04.0 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile | M | 41 | Miller High Life, can | Visiting from San Diego |
| 169. | Carol "Sham" Schmitz* |
16:05.1 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 51 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 170. | Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson* |
16:19.3 |
Houston, TX | 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 171. | Udder Sucker |
16:22.0 |
Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008 | M | 36 | Miller High Life, can | poured all 6 beers in a container |
| 172. | Aida "Rain" Sulzbach* |
16:24.6 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 47 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 173. | Dru "Ho Bag" Phelps* |
16:36.2 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 41 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 174. | Jake Gauthier* |
16:40.0 |
Sudbury, ON | Nickel City Beer Mile 2006 | M | 26 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 175. | Rick "Bubble Cumm" Crusha* |
16:48.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 39 | Miller High Life, can | Sported a fashion kilt, just like last year! |
| 176. | Nick Townsend* |
17:02.8 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 23 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 177. | Angie Kleman* |
17:05.5 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 25 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 178. | Renee "Cums Anyway" Watson* |
17:18.9 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 28 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 179. | Nick Wolynsky* |
17:26.0 |
Sudbury, ON | Nickel City Beer Mile 2006 | M | 25 | Miller High Life, can | Penalty Lap |
| 180. | Rick Olson |
17:30.0 |
Lake Oswego, OR | 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer Mile | M | 18 | Miller High Life, can | Vomited |
| 181. | Zone Hazel* |
17:44.9 |
Middletown, CT | Uncle Owie's Birthday Spectacular | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 182. | Earl "Balut" Mazell* |
18:27.5 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 67 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 183. | Tom Soper* |
18:32.6 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 40 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 184. | Samantha "Matahor" Walker* |
18:36.8 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 49 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 185. | Alex "CC" Egervary* |
19:56.4 |
Emmaus, PA | Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn of the Brew | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 186. | Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson* |
20:03.4 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 187. | Sara "Fire Tunnel" Lauritzen* |
20:12.2 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 38 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 188. | Elizabeth Hall* |
20:12.2 |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 35 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 189. | Lost Cunt-Tree |
20:28.0 |
Greensboro, NC | 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 46 | Miller High Life, bottle | |
| 190. | Mystery "Jeff" Man |
21:15.0 |
Southern California, CA | Bulldog Beer Mile | M | 29 | Miller High Life, can | blew groceries, penalty lap, gatorade will to win award |
| 191. | Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson* |
21:52.9 |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 36 | Miller High Life, can | Penalty Lap - vomit |
| 192. | Big Bald Beaver |
22:24.0 |
Greensboro, NC | 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 36 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 193. | Robert "Bobbo" Pecchia |
32:10.0 |
Cranston, RI | 2nd Annual Cranston High School West Summer Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 194. | Juts Nate |
57:34.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile | M | | Miller High Life, can | Beat by 2 Different Girls |
| 195. | Alan Jacob* |
DNF |
Altoona, PA | 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover | M | | Miller High Life, | |
| 196. | Keith Botchie* |
DNF |
Altoona, PA | 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover | M | | Miller High Life, | |
| 197. | Justin * |
DNF |
Altoona, PA | 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover | M | | Miller High Life, | |
| 198. | Sara "Cheater" Rudy |
DNF |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Beer Mile Trial | F | 22 | Miller High Life, can | Started spitting out beer at 10 minutes and sitting at 12 and only did 3 laps |
| 199. | Jill "All-American" Crandy |
DNF |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Beer Mile Trial | F | 22 | Miller High Life, can | Did do hurdles around her 3rd lap....but didn't finish... |
| 200. | Scott "I have to be up at 6am" Skully |
DNF |
River Falls, WI | River Falls Beer Mile Trial | M | | Miller High Life, can | No excuse. |
| 201. | Sean "earn it" Hearn |
DNF |
Upper Moreland, PA | SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1 | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 202. | Kai F |
DNF |
Upper Moreland, PA | SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1 | M | 17 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 203. | Joe "tits" Fedorowicz |
DNF |
Upper Moreland, PA | SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1 | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 204. | Junyong Pak |
DNF |
New Orleans, LA | New Orleans Summer Beer Mile | M | | Miller High Life, can | 6.08 PR |
| 205. | Alex Pyle |
DNF |
Lake Oswego, OR | 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer Mile | M | 18 | Miller High Life, can | Couldn't proceed after 2 Laps |
| 206. | Stuart "PP" Muirhead* |
DNF |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 40 | Miller High Life, can | Vomit - did not run Penalty Lap |
| 207. | Jon "Shuttlecock" Lennard* |
DNF |
Houston, TX | 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 39 | Miller High Life, can | did not run Penalty Lap |
| 208. | Eric "Cannon Ball" Hansen* |
DNF |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile Championships | M | 24 | Miller High Life, | sick |
| 209. | Rick "Estrus" Jaeger* |
DNF |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 62 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 210. | Lisa "FMR" Francis* |
DNF |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 45 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 211. | Adam "Such a Puss" Metry* |
DNF |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | M | 38 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 212. | Amy Anthony* |
DNF |
Houston, TX | 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile | F | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 213. | Sam "Supersammo 5k" Suparat |
DNF |
North Branch, MN | North Branch Mini Beer Run | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | Beer was a bad choice...first attempt by the rookie, retired after 3rd beer... |
| 214. | Jon Lindenauer |
DNF |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Beer Mile Championship | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 215. | Chris O'Dwyer |
DNF |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Beer Mile Championship | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 216. | Michael "The Jesus" Pratt |
DNF |
Iowa City, IA | First Official Iowa City Beer Mile | M | 29 | Miller High Life, bottle | |
| 217. | Matt Lawson |
DNF |
Upper Moreland, PA | SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1 | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | *6:19 (PA #2), but controversial last beer |