Beermile.com World Records
Top Performances Drinking Miller High Life

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Elijah "The Captain" Shekinah*   5:44.5   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M29Miller High Life, can  1st time
2.Nicholas Carnet   5:59.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM17Miller High Life, can  
3.Brandon "Brando" Griffin   5:59.7   Roseville, MN connie wilmes memorial beer mileM20Miller High Life, can  Kingston Rules
4.Billy Ramirez   6:01.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM18Miller High Life, can  
5.Chris "Brewski" Bruce*   6:02.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM20Miller High Life, can  
6.Mike Bernado   6:06.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM21Miller High Life, can  
7.Bob "Whitesnake" Adams*   6:06.8   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M29Miller High Life, can  
8.Todd "Vajayjay" Vlieger   6:12.1   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...M21Miller High Life, can  NEW SD Record - simply amazing performance
9.Jenna Marie   6:20.0   rahway track The High Life MilerF20Miller High Life, can  
10.Andrew Merber   6:25.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM17Miller High Life, can  
11.Trevor "Sunshine" Sprague   6:33.0   James Island, SC Cinco De Mayo InvitationalM20Miller High Life, bottle  
12.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy*   6:33.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  
13.Luke Concalvez   6:36.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM16Miller High Life, can  
14.Jon Wrobel   6:36.0   Madison, WI 2nd Annual Halloween Beer MileM23Miller High Life, can  Event Winner
15.Alex Moreno*   6:37.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM26Miller High Life, can  
16.Mike "the big guy" Kennedy   6:38.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M21miller high life, can  did not puke
17.Oakton "meatwad" Elite*   6:38.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  competed at jr world cross
18.Dan Lazarek*   6:40.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM21Miller High Life, can  
19.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   6:40.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
20.Matt Seeley*   6:41.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha...M33Miller high life, can  pro triathete
21.Adam "Wild Turkey" Moore   6:43.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M23Miller High Life, bottle  
22.Glen Lisczak*   6:45.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  
23.Matt "Mr Kayak" Nolen*   6:45.2   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M24Miller High Life, can  1st time
24.Andrew "Hugh Jass" Press*   6:45.8   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M21Miller High Life, can  2nd time
25.Alyssa C.   6:47.0   rahway track The High Life MilerF18Miller High Life, can  
26.El Nino   6:48.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM19Miller High Life, bottle  Blue team
27.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy   6:48.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M20Miller High Life, can  didn't throw up
28.Mike "Slimy Sarah" Drinane*   6:49.0   Roseville, MN connie wilmes memorial beer mileM20Miller High Life, can  Kingston Rules
29.Jacksonian    6:50.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  Confident from a 1200 time trial 2 nights before that ended in running from the popo, first time finishing
30.Matt "Dark Horse" Heisman*   6:50.0   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile...M20Miller High Life, can  SD state Record
31.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   6:50.1   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  
32.Pat Sullivan   6:52.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M19Miller High Life, can  
33.Adam "Wild Turkey" Moore   6:53.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM23Miller High Life, bottle  PR
34.Steve Logan*   6:55.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  
35.James Felling*   6:56.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM32Miller High Life, can  takes back the trophy
36.Matthieu Moss*   6:58.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM19Miller High Life, can  
37.Ashley Gonzalez   6:59.0   rahway track The High Life MilerF21Miller High Life, can  
38.Oscar    6:59.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  Repeat champion
39.Joe "Maverick" Frye*   6:59.0   Nashville, TN 1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard K...M21Miller High Life, can  6'6
40.Martha B. Washington   6:59.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM19Miller High Life, bottle  first time, PR
41.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:00.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  
42.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:01.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM32Miller High Life, can  
43.Jeremy Solomon*   7:02.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM19Miller High Life, can  
44.Michael "Dangle" Barry*   7:02.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM32Miller High Life, can  
45.Chris "Nolimitrunna" Lamperski   7:03.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM25Miller High Life, can  1st beer mile
46.Ken Walsh*   7:05.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
47.Matt "FP" Strohmayer*   7:05.3   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM33Miller High Life, can  
48.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:06.3   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  
49.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:07.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
50.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:08.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010M31Miller High Life, can  
51.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:10.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School W...M20Miller High Life, can  
52.Goat Throat   7:12.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
53.Steve Logan   7:12.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M19Miller High Life, can  didn't throw up
54.David "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio*   7:13.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM20Miller High Life, can  
55.Bob Fehrenbach   7:14.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMiller High Life, can  
56.Blojo    7:20.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  First off the chug
57.Jacob Pie   7:20.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM20Miller High Life, can  
58.Brian Lowe   7:22.0   Orange, OH The 1st Annual Orange Invitationa...M18Miller High Life, can  
59.Justin Freiberg*   7:24.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM20Miller High Life, can  
60.Ethan "G4" Coffey   7:24.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M28Miller High Life, can  
61.Freshman "The Future" Sensation*   7:24.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  has dreamy eyes
62.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:25.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M20Miller High Life, can  
63.Chris Aviator   7:28.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M20Miller High Life, can  
64.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:31.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M40Miller High Life, can  Fastest Beer Drinker
65.Matt Orbell*   7:31.2   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M29Miller High Life, can  
66.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:31.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
67.Scott Bihl   7:33.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMiller High Life, can  The Shocker
68.Josh "Klitripper Klaywater" Klawitter   7:33.0   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM21Miller High Life, can  Strong Run taking home the win with a new PR
69.Brent "Beej" Smith*   7:35.0   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M22Miller High Life, can  1st time, DQ
70.Kenny Broman   7:35.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M21Miller High Life, can  
71.Oscar    7:36.0   Tampa, Florida 2011 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  Male winner. The warm-up made the difference
72.Dave "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio*   7:37.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  wearing official OR Scrubs and Vlad Squad Uniform
73.Rob Dalto   7:37.0   Westport, CT 2005 FCIAC Outdoor Track Beer Mil...M17Miller High Life, can  
74.Owen "Uncle Owie" Kiely*   7:37.9   Middletown, CT Uncle Owie's Birthday SpectacularM19Miller High Life, can  
75.Kyle Ward   7:38.0   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M18Miller High Life, can  
76.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy*   7:38.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM19Miller High Life, can  2nd beer mile win in 4 days
77.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:38.5   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  
78.Dave DiValerio*   7:39.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
79.Steve "the gangly guy" Logan   7:40.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M21miller high life, can  no penalty lap
80.Duran Mendoza*   7:41.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM26Miller High Life, can  
81.Lauren McCarthy*   7:43.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsF19Miller High Life, can  damn fast for a girl
82.Chad "Primo" Latinino*   7:45.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha...M32Miller High Life, can  
83.Maurice Bartlett*   7:46.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM33Miller High Life, can  
84.Eduardo "MH2" Tovar*   7:47.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM30Miller High Life, can  
85.Lat Purser   7:50.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileMMiller High Life,   DQ- alcohol content
86.Gerry Marvin*   7:51.0   Bellevue, WA VO2 Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
87.Michael Mentz   7:51.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M28Miller High Life, can  First South African
88.Mark "The Loofah" Dronka*   7:51.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM34Miller High Life, can  
89.Patrick Stewart*   7:52.1   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  1st race of day
90.Kenny Roman   7:53.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM21Miller High Life, bottle  
91.Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter*   7:56.0   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile...M20Miller High Life, can  Beat Former SD state record
92.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   7:56.7   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  
93.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   7:57.7   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
94.Britt Kern   7:58.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM22Miller High Life, can  
95.Bloody "Team No Standards" T*   8:00.0   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
96.Senor Jeffe   8:01.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM21Miller High Life, can  
97.Gerald "Covered in mud" Pillow*   8:04.2   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  started in last
98.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:05.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  
99.Xavier Ortiz*   8:06.0   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  Second consecutive Champion
100.Bill Petsch   8:06.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M61Miller High Life, can  
101.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   8:08.3   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM35Miller High Life, can  
102.Bryan "Commitment to Excellence" Bissell*   8:09.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  barefoot
103.Greg "Taste The Blueberry" Learn   8:09.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  21st birthday
104.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   8:10.4   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
105.Jeff "Prison P" Eisele*   8:10.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
106.Kip "Steiner" Hill*   8:11.0   Nashville, TN 1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard K...M22Miller High Life, can  5'8
107.Donnie "Roller" Hall*   8:11.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M44Miller High Life, can  Chundered After
108.Greg Kammerle   8:12.0   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M17Miller High Life, can  
109.Daniel "the spanish professional" Rodriguez   8:12.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M22miller high life, can  no penalty lap
110.Koichiro Nakamura*   8:12.4   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  
111.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   8:13.9   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M37Miller High Life, can  Chundered After
112.eric "canonball" hansen   8:15.0   Brookings, SD south dakota beer mile champsM21Miller High Life, can  world record holder
113.Grant "Gman" Bower   8:15.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  Townie
114.eric "canonball" hanson   8:15.0    south dakota state university bee...M22Miller High Life, can  male snow mile world record holder
115.Miguel "Mike" Irbe   8:16.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  best dressed award
116.Amanda Lindsey   8:16.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IVMiller High Life, can  3x Women's Champ
117.Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" McClernand   8:16.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM18Miller High Life, bottle  PR
118.Jeff "Saran" Jeansonne*   8:16.4   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M35Miller High Life, can  Probably fastest running time
119.Steve "Ready Whipped" Reddy*   8:18.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
120.E = I'm a Douche   8:20.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
121.tom "dirt napper" frawley   8:20.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M27miller high life, can  
122.Ben "Benny Bobbins" Crosbie*   8:20.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM34Miller High Life, can  
123.Jake "Lube Job" DeBoe*   8:20.9   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM59Miller High Life, can  
124.Robert Judson*   8:22.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM19Miller High Life, can  
125.Jeff Nittrouer*   8:22.0   New Orleans, LA ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Be...MMiller High Life, bottle  Heat 4 winner, warning issued: advancing before beer finished
126.Patrick Stewart*   8:22.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  2nd race of day on hour later
127.Paul Buonaguro   8:23.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 10th Annual Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
128.Brian Beatty   8:25.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM22Miller High Life, bottle  Unattached
129.Brodie Birkel   8:25.0   Madison, WI 5th Annual Halloween Beer MileM30Miller High Life, can  
130.Grant Bower   8:26.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM20Miller High Life, can  first time, PR
131.Michael "Pussy Checker" Rudel*   8:27.4   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
132.Katie Trandem*   8:29.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeF21Miller High Life, can  
133.Chris "Gravy Train" Boyle*   8:32.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  
134.Scott "Canadian Whore Lover" Weispfennig   8:32.0   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM20Miller High Life, can  After a strong start, Scott enjoyed his beer a little too much but held strong with a new PR
135.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   8:32.7   Mystic, CT Mo Snow Mo ProblemsM21Miller High Life, can  
136.Matt Greco*   8:33.0   New Orleans, LA NOLA Holiday Beer Mile 2012M29Miller High Life, can  
137.Josh    8:34.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
138.Tom "Grind" Helm*   8:36.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M39Miller High Life, can  
139.Brendan King*   8:39.0   Millersville, PA Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier...M23Miller High Life, bottle  Threw down a 64 second last lap
140.Daniel "DJ Train" Julian*   8:40.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM29Miller High Life, can  
141.Bob Adams   8:41.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M30Miller High Life, can  
142.Tony Hart*   8:44.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  
143.Donnie "Roller" Hall*   8:44.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM49Miller High Life, can  
144.C.I.A.C *   8:44.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM46Miller High Life, can  
145.Seth    8:45.0   Tampa, Florida 2011 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  will do a warm up next year
146.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:45.6   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M39Miller High Life, can  
147.Eric "Cam"    8:48.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...MMiller High Life, can  Grand Masters Winner
148.Seth    8:48.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
149.Joe Norton*   8:50.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
150.Ken "soldier boy" Welch   8:50.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M19miller high life, can  no penalty lap
151.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   8:51.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
152.Marnie Staehly*   8:51.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF32Miller High Life, can  
153.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:53.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  
154.Brett Cummings   8:54.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M27Miller High Life,   
155.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   8:54.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM48Miller High Life, can  
156.David McCoy*   8:54.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM25Miller High Life, can  
157.Angus "Goat" Fredenburg*   8:55.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  
158.Casey "Horsefli Drivebi" Campbell*   8:55.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM28Miller High Life, can  
159.John Stultz*   8:56.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM32Miller High Life, can  
160.Christian Schmidt*   8:57.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
161.Special K*   8:57.0   Millersville, PA Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier...M21Miller High Life, bottle  Virgin Performance
162.Chad Flipz   8:57.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M22Miller High Life, can  
163.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   8:59.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM48Miller High Life, can  
164.Steve Logan*   9:00.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM19Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
165.The Babbler   9:00.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialMMiller High Life, can  
166.Will    9:00.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  Ran the first quarter with Oscar
167.Jeff "Prison Pussy" Eisele*   9:01.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
168.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   9:02.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM43Miller High Life, can  
169.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   9:02.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  
170.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   9:04.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M37Miller High Life, can  
171.Eric "Eargasm" Lauritzen*   9:06.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM35Miller High Life, can  
172.Wally    9:07.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
173.Spank Bank*   9:07.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF23Miller High Life, can  
174.Elected "attended kegger before" Official*   9:07.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  hates flip flops
175.Caitlin Gardner*   9:08.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF24Miller High Life, can  
176.Brian "P Nuttiest" Petraco   9:09.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M22Miller High Life, can  
177.Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy*   9:10.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
178.Aloysius Ambidexter*   9:12.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  barefoot
179.Eric "Pimp Doggie Dawg" Huchton*   9:12.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
180.Jay "Queen of Denial" Thrasher*   9:12.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
181.Nate Malatesta   9:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M20Miller High Life, can  
182.Lisa "FMR" Francis*   9:13.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF44Miller High Life, can  
183.Mark "Huey" McCoy*   9:14.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M37Miller High Life, can  Visiting from San Diego
184.Tim "Bump Slut" Helm*   9:14.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
185.Ian Landus*   9:15.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialMMiller High Life, can  
186.Missy "World's Longest House" Axelrodd*   9:18.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  first good race on the track ever
187.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   9:21.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM49Miller High Life, can  
188.Kenny Roman   9:21.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM21Miller High Life, bottle  
189.Treb "Had Taco Bell for dinner" Roberts*   9:26.4   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  2:17 last 800 (penalty lap)
190.Mr. Undefeated   9:27.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM21Miller High Life, can  
191.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   9:27.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
192.John "Jess Cheated and I Should Have Won" Plumley   9:31.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M33Miller High Life, can  
193.Chris Willan*   9:31.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM32Miller High Life, can  
194.Kenny Roman   9:35.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM21Miller High Life, bottle  Blue Team
195.Terry "FAF" Fanning*   9:35.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM58Miller High Life, can  
196.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   9:36.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
197.Grant Bower   9:37.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
198.Deidre "Does Deutschland" McShea*   9:38.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF24Miller High Life, can  
199.Darkhorse "The phone's for you" Flores*   9:38.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  15 miles a week
200.Mike Brenner   9:39.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Miller High Life, can  Unattached
201.Andy K   9:40.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M20Miller High Life, bottle  
202.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   9:40.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
203.Steve Cozine   9:41.0   Morris County, NJ 10th Annual New Jersey Beermile C...M44Miller High Life, bottle  
204.Heather "Pearl" Bolla*   9:41.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF34Miller High Life, can  
205.Chris Sowers*   9:41.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  
206.Ian Landus*   9:45.0   Seattle, WA Cascadia Cup Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  Oregon
207.Michael Wiley*   9:45.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM23Miller High Life, can  
208.Jim "beer belly" Felling   9:45.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialM25Miller High Life, can  34-2:08-3:08-4:32-5:36-7:07-8:33-9:45 and then took a victory lap!
209.Neal "Il Castrado" Eberly*   9:46.5   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM36Miller High Life, can  
210.Ed Lopez   9:49.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM49Miller High Life, bottle  
211.Tom "broken skull" Stitt   9:49.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  Organizer
212.A Hickson   9:53.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M23Miller High Life, can  
213.Glenn Brown   9:54.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 10th Annual Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
214.todd "have we had sex" schmidt   9:54.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M39miller high life, can  
215.Matt McCarthy   9:55.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M20Miller High Life, can  
216.The Wagon   9:56.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM19Miller High Life, can  
217.Kevin Mahoney   9:56.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 10th Annual Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
218.Clif "C3PHoles" Wigington*   9:56.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM28Miller High Life, can  
219.Neal "Il Castrado" Eberly*   9:57.6   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
220.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   9:58.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  
221.Mike Speer*   9:59.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
222.Jeremy Flinn*   10:00.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
223.Indiana "she's not my girlfriend" Jones*   10:00.8   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  held up by carrying too much around the track
224.Kenny Hollick*   10:01.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
225.Scott "W" Weispfennig   10:01.3   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...M23Miller High Life, can  seasoned veteran off his game today
226.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   10:02.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM33Miller High Life, can  
227.Nicole Grossberg*   10:02.8   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF26Miller High Life, can  
228.Brian Mahoney   10:03.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 10th Annual Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
229.Michael "The South African" Mentz*   10:03.3   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M26Miller High Life, bottle  penalty lap
230.John "Power Tool" Holmes*   10:04.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM55Miller High Life, can  
231.Richard "French Drip" Brown*   10:06.5   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
232.Roy "Puppy Prick" Lewis*   10:07.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
233.Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" McClernand   10:08.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M18Miller High Life, can  Freshman of the Year
234.TJ "Frat Bro" McCann   10:08.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  First Timer
235.Michael "Pussy Checker" Rudel*   10:08.1   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM46Miller High Life, can  
236.Elijah Shekinah*   10:08.7   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M31Miller High Life, can  penalty lap
237.Brian "P Nuttiest" Petraco   10:10.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM22Miller High Life, bottle  With penalty lap
238.Adam "Duke of Puke" Walker*   10:10.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  
239.Lee "Reverend" Brown*   10:10.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM65Miller High Life, can  
240.K Junks   10:11.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM19Miller High Life, can  Might have warmed up too hard
241.Jeff "Prison Pussy" Eisele*   10:16.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  Brief Chunder, penalty lap
242.Scott Kell*   10:17.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
243.In "did you tell her my name" Uniform*   10:19.6   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileF19Miller High Life, can  talked the most shit before the race
244.Brian "The Aroused Octopus" McGovern   10:20.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M18Miller High Life, can  
245.Kent Bratsch*   10:20.1   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  
246.Marie "Azz For Days" Forge   10:23.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F21Miller High Life, can  Beat her boyfriend again
247.Matt "Goldilocks" McDonald*   10:23.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
248.rob "flabio" mcgowan   10:27.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M52miller high life, can  
249.Joe McVeigh*   10:28.0   Morris County, NJ 9th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M48Miller High Life, bottle  
250.Aloysius "Bombito" Ambidexter*   10:29.9   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  barefoot
251.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:29.9   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  barefoot, naked
252.Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter   10:29.9   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...M23Miller High Life, can  getting worse every year
253.Doug "DougieFresh" Jordan   10:30.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  Youngest
254.JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst*   10:32.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M42Miller High Life, can  Chundered After, Visiting from San Diego
255.Kraig "Menage Myself" Junck*   10:33.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
256.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   10:33.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM66Miller High Life, can  
257.Kevin Coughlin   10:33.0   St. Paul, MN Ignagural LTF Beer Run!MMiller High Life, can  
258.Phillip "Tai Tai Toy" Hollocher*   10:33.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  Slight chunder, penalty lap
259.Lee "Reverend" Brown*   10:35.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM62Miller High Life, can  
260.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   10:36.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM63Miller High Life, can  
261.Scott "Butt Pirate" Poston*   10:37.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM34Miller High Life, can  
262.Phillip "Tai Tai Toy" Hollocher*   10:37.5   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  
263.Charlie "Turn the" Page   10:38.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM19Miller High Life, can  PR
264.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   10:38.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
265.Dave "Eurotrash" Milner   10:42.0   Nashville, TN 2011 Nashville Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
266.Cory Davis   10:42.0   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM18Miller High Life, can  
267.Ismael Carvajal*   10:42.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  
268.Scoot    10:44.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
269.Juan Galvan*   10:44.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
270.John Plumley   10:45.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M35Miller High Life,   
271.Alyssa Smidlein*   10:45.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF24Miller High Life, can  
272.Fred Cromer*   10:47.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM43Miller High Life, can  
273.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   10:47.8   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM46Miller High Life, can  Major chunder - see video, penalty lap
274.Andrew "Thunder" Holbrook*   10:49.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileM31Miller High Life, can  
275.Ian Cervi*   10:50.5   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  
276.Chris Dresser*   10:52.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
277.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green   10:53.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM18Miller High Life, bottle  PR
278.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   10:53.6   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
279.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:55.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialM28Miller High Life, can  
280.nate "village tool" melster   10:55.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M34miller high life, can  
281.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:58.0   Seattle, WA Cascadia Cup Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  Washington
282.trever "fingerbang an orangutan" huey   11:01.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M32miller high life, can  
283.Paul Thames*   11:02.9   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M22Miller High Life, can  
284.mark "baby huey" mccoy   11:03.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M44miller high life, can  
285.Jeff "Saran Crap" Jeansonne*   11:04.0   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM35Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
286.Marie "Ass For Dayz" G   11:09.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicF21Miller High Life, bottle  Female CDA Record
287.Glenn "Tony" Moyer   11:15.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M25Miller High Life, bottle  Strong for first official race. A natural runner.
288.Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval*   11:15.2   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM61Miller High Life, can  
289.John "Power Tool" Holmes*   11:20.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM58Miller High Life, can  
290.Kevin "Skippy" Carraher   11:21.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...MMiller High Life, can  
291.Jay Steiner*   11:21.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM33Miller High Life, can  
292.Goes Down on Buoys   11:23.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
293.Ian "Rattata" Miller*   11:23.3   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  Second finisher to not vomit
294.Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus*   11:24.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
295.Bryan "The Wiz" Massey   11:25.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M3Miller High Life, can  Best Sportsmanship
296.James "Twinkle Toes" Schrodt*   11:25.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM26Miller High Life, can  Ran Barefoot, Penalty lap
297.tony "inuendo" alfino   11:29.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M59miller high life, can  
298.Mike "Not from Ontario" Williams*   11:30.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM21Miller High Life, can  
299.Rachel "Saturday Night Beaver" McRee*   11:31.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF27Miller High Life, can  
300.Thomas "Small Johnson" DiSalvio*   11:32.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
301.Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval*   11:35.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM59Miller High Life, can  
302.Andy *   11:36.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
303.Brett Pope*   11:37.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM23Miller High Life, can  Chundered, Penalty lap
304.Matt S.   11:37.9   San Diego, CA 2013 Schmidt Cup ClassicM27Miller High Life, bottle  
305.Chump Chump*   11:40.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialMMiller High Life, can  
306.Merrick "Rancid" Mainster*   11:43.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  
307.Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" McClernand*   11:45.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM18Miller High Life, can  First beer mile
308.Rob    11:45.0   Tampa, Florida 2011 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
309.Eric "Shot gun" Cannon   11:46.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 4th AnnualM27Miller High Life, can  
310.Hot Mess Express   11:47.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF21Miller High Life, can  First female, ran a penalty lap for frecking
311.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   11:48.0   Portland, OR Travelin' Man Beer MileM28Miller High Life, can  Boot Lap
312.Jon "Call me Maybe" Price   11:50.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM19Miller High Life, can  
313.Grant "Red" Everett   11:50.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M26Miller High Life, bottle  A truly fit runner, beer didn't slow him down.
314.Christopher "The Cat" Rossi   11:52.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School W...M20Miller High Life, can  
315.Fran Garvin   11:52.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M35Miller High Life,   
316.Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus*   11:52.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  
317.Danny Grube*   11:52.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM25Miller High Life, can  
318.Tom Stitt   11:57.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Miller High Life, can  White Team
319.Luke "Rocket Man" Edmondson   11:57.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  marines
320.Mike "Burnsie" Berne*   12:00.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  
321.David Moncure*   12:01.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM29Miller High Life, can  Chundered, Penalty lap
322.Mike "Not From Ontario" Williams   12:01.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM21Miller High Life, bottle  Lost to his girlfriend
323.Jon "XC" Kraus*   12:08.4   Emmaus, PA Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn o...M22Miller High Life, can  First Emmaus BM on record
324.Marie "Ass for Dayz" George   12:09.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleF21Miller High Life, can  Unattached
325.Kevin Fitzgerald   12:09.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM20Miller High Life, bottle  
326.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   12:09.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM67Miller High Life, can  
327.Kraig "Menage Myself" Junck*   12:10.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  
328.Jim "Corndog" Stracke   12:14.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M39Miller High Life, can  Defending Champ
329.Chaka "Rubbin" Hannah*   12:14.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM34Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
330.Darren Hubbard*   12:16.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM30Miller High Life, can  
331.Tony "Brisk-T" Briscoe*   12:17.0   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  Solid Effort
332.josh "king nuts" klawitter   12:17.0   Brookings, SD south dakota beer mile champsM19Miller High Life, can  puked,penalty lap
333.Ben Hermann*   12:18.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  Chundered, Penalty lap
334.Mary "Growth Spurt" Colby*   12:18.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF48Miller High Life, can  
335.Mike "Not From Ontario" Williams   12:24.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M21Miller High Life, bottle  
336.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   12:26.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM47Miller High Life, can  
337.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   12:29.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM33Miller High Life, can  
338.Stephan "Stejpan" Wasilewski*   12:30.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
339.Scott "2 Hot" Weispfennig   12:31.0   Mankato, MN 2nd annual MSU Winter ChampionshipM21Miller High Life, can  Took the second lap hard and let it all come out, yet finished the penalty lap with style
340.D-Rock "this isn't high school" Schwartz*   12:31.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM17Miller High Life, can  threw up more times than ever before in his life (7) (penalty lap)
341.Kick Me in the Nuts   12:33.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
342.Matt    12:33.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
343.Sarah Z.    12:34.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileFMiller High Life, can  
344.Tony "Da Boul" Kresz   12:39.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M18Miller High Life, can  
345.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   12:40.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM48Miller High Life, can  
346.Pete    12:41.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...MMiller High Life, bottle  
347.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   12:42.0   Denver, CO JK Good Luck Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  Kerry ended up losing, I hope it wasn't my fault.
348.Karen Wigal*   12:42.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF24Miller High Life, can  Chundered 3 times, Penalty lap
349.Bob "Ass Swipe" Schamus*   12:43.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
350.Kat "Baby Rhino" Stinson   12:45.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F19Miller High Life, can  
351.Bryan "Thuggin'" Bissell*   12:46.0   Tacoma, WA Stadium Alumz #1M29Miller High Life, can  Derailed by a massive boot session with 4 ounces to go.
352.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   12:47.0   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  2nd Beer Mile of Day - 10 minutes after first
353.Aloysius "Vinny Lemonade" Ambidexter*   12:47.1   Mystic, CT Mo Snow Mo ProblemsM21Miller High Life, can  
354.Shane Donoky   12:48.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M19Miller High Life, can  
355.Chip Weiss   12:49.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 10th Annual Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
356.Chris "Esquire" Orlando   12:50.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M32Miller High Life, can  
357.Birthday Cakes   12:53.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
358.Brian "The Bear"    12:55.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM20Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
359.Graham "Parson's Nose" Lay*   12:57.9   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM56Miller High Life, can  
360.Alan "Goontard" Hollingsworth*   13:00.3   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  3rd lap vomit
361.Jace Gohres   13:03.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM26Miller High Life, can  
362.Neeraj Rohilla*   13:03.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - Fail on 3rd beer
363.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   13:05.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF53Miller High Life, can  
364.Joe    13:06.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High LIfe, can  
365.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:06.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM50Miller High Life, can  
366.Camie "Cock Broker" Vargo*   13:12.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF41Miller High Life, can  
367.Ted "Deadly" Lee*   13:14.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM58Miller High Life, can  
368.Ron "Roadkill" Naumann*   13:15.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM59Miller High Life, can  
369.Richard "French Drip" Brown*   13:17.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M37Miller High Life, can  
370.Christopher "Krusty Kreme" Holland*   13:18.6   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
371.Ryan "The Devil's" Spohn   13:19.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M34Miller High Life, can  Finished with a kick
372.Amy Carlson*   13:21.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalF20Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
373.Ron "Roadkill" Naumann*   13:21.9   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM56Miller High Life, can  
374.Jon "Shuttle" Lennard*   13:24.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M39Miller High Life, can  
375.Courtney Lane*   13:24.8   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF23Miller High Life, can  
376.Steve "Hew" Williamson   13:25.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M18Miller High Life, can  
377.Kristin    13:25.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileFMiller High Life, can  7 minute PR from 2011
378.Ethel Frogger   13:27.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicF21Miller High Life, bottle  
379.Danielle Deemer*   13:27.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF28Miller High Life, can  
380.Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp*   13:28.4   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM20Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
381.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:35.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM51Miller High Life, can  
382.Courtney Lane*   13:36.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF22Miller High Life, can  
383.Abner "Dr. Strange Hash" Burnitt*   13:37.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...MMiller High Life, can  Joined us after running by
384.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:39.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM46Miller High Life, can  
385.Bryan "Roadie" *   13:40.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  
386.brenden "midgets make my dick look bigger" law   13:43.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M26miller high life, can  puked, penalty lap
387.Andrew "DudeYouCrazy" Hall   13:50.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M25Miller High Life, bottle  Disappointment. Pure disappointment.
388.Rick Wachtman*   13:51.7   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM28Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
389.Kelsey Marksman   13:58.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F21Miller High Life, can  Fastest couple
390.Marlene "I drove an hour for this" Yeager   14:01.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF22Miller High Life, can  30-2:01-2:57-4:25-5:50-7:20-Puked at 9-11:06-12:35-14:01
391.scott "aughghgh" stergios   14:06.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M36miller high life, can  
392.Elliott "Balla'" Willson   14:16.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM26Miller High Life, can  
393.Jason "Vague-Rant" Jahnz*   14:17.8   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
394.Paige "I've Got Southern Charm" Jones*   14:23.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileF26Miller High Life, can  with aid of a push scooter
395.Alex "gimme some" Moore   14:23.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M2Miller High Life, can  ginger representative
396.Steve "Hew" Williamson*   14:23.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM18Miller High Life, can  First beer mile
397.John Robertson*   14:24.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
398.Adam "Naliz" Nalisnick   14:30.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M25Miller High Life, bottle  Hell of a first time on the beer mile. Chugged beer like it was air.
399.Amy    14:35.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileFMiller High Life, can  
400.Tony "Da Boul" Kresz   14:35.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM18Miller High Life, bottle  PR
401.Sean "Shouldn't Have Eaten That Steak" Cameron*   14:36.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM28Miller High Life, can  penalty lap
402.Dan    14:36.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
403.Rick G.    14:36.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller HIgh Life, can  is actually a good runner...
404.julie ann "lockbox" penaskovic   14:38.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...F40miller high life, can  
405.Gregory "Puma" Parascandolo   14:40.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School W...M19Miller High Life, can  
406.Brittany Tyner   14:44.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileFMiller High Life, can  
407.Stacy "Stella" Huss   14:47.4   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...F21Miller High Life, can  penalty lap - weak effort
408.Brian "Dick Assley" Konrach*   14:48.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  
409.Charlie "Turn the" Page   14:54.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Miller High Life, can  White Team
410.Tonya "Black Warrior Princess" Lumphrey*   14:54.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileF29Miller High Life, can  
411.Dan Laz *   14:55.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialMMiller High Life, can  
412.Gillian "Jill"    14:58.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileF24Miller High Life, can  slow and steady award
413.Duncan "Tacy" Henderson   14:58.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileF24Miller High Life, can  at least she can pitch award
414.Shitshow    15:01.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
415.Kim "Pants on Fire" Walsh*   15:11.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF44Miller High Life, can  
416.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   15:12.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF52Miller High Life, can  
417.Michael "Swampa" Wiley*   15:13.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM24Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
418.Claire "Lola McLovin" Steinke   15:15.2   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...F21Miller High Life, can  pathetic attempt
419.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   15:18.4   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF54Miller High Life, can  
420.Coree "Kenya" Woltering*   15:19.8   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  On his period
421.Matt Buccola*   15:21.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM23Miller High Life, can  
422.Katie "Balls" Schmiech   15:30.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F19Miller High Life, can  Did penalty lap
423.rick "bark if you love me" greatting   15:32.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M60miller high life, can  
424.Danielle Deemer*   15:34.7   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF30Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
425.Bob "Ass Swipe" Schamus*   15:42.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  Chundered twice, Penalty lap
426.Bobby Somers*   15:48.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM34Miller High Life, can  
427.Havard "Thesoreass" Scott*   16:04.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M41Miller High Life, can  Visiting from San Diego
428.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   16:05.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF51Miller High Life, can  
429.Just Brad   16:09.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
430.Just Kyle   16:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
431.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green   16:10.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M18Miller High Life, can  Did penalty lap, puker of the year award
432.Todd "Lazyface" Owen   16:10.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M21Miller High Life, can  no trash
433.Ramona "Old Faithful" Zamudio*   16:11.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF48Miller High Life, can  
434.Dominic "I Just Ate an Italian Hoagie" Fahey   16:14.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M33Miller High Life, can  
435.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   16:19.3   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
436.Udder Sucker   16:22.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008M36Miller High Life, can  poured all 6 beers in a container
437.todd "g minor" glasson   16:24.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M48miller high life, can  
438.Aida "Rain" Sulzbach*   16:24.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF47Miller High Life, can  
439.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   16:24.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  
440.Steve "Hew" Williamson   16:28.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM18Miller High Life, bottle  Puked and
441.Mike "NASA" DeCristofaro   16:31.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  non-athlete
442.Norm Woods   16:32.0   Burbank, IL McWoods Turkey Beer MileM46Miller High LIfe, can  
443.Dru "Ho Bag" Phelps*   16:36.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF41Miller High Life, can  
444.Jake Gauthier*   16:40.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M26Miller High Life, can  
445.+2 Coonass   16:42.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
446.Thomas "T-Bag" Johnson   16:45.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M24Miller High Life, can  trashman
447.Willey Hart   16:49.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileFMiller High Life, can  
448.Robby    16:51.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileMMiller High Life, bottle  
449.Mike "Not from Ontario" Williams   17:00.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM21Miller High Life, can  White Team
450.Kyle    17:00.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M20Miller High Life, bottle  
451.Nick Townsend*   17:02.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM23Miller High Life, can  
452.Angie Kleman*   17:05.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF25Miller High Life, can  
453.Brad "Godbeast" Godbee   17:06.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M25Miller High Life, bottle  Crushed for a first time competitor. Even skills in running and drinking.
454.Schwarzkopf "Coxcycle" Frank   17:13.0   Ann Arbor, MI Motown/Ann Arbor H3 Fall Classic ...M46Miller High Life, can  
455.Kari "Cous" Koos*   17:14.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileF27Miller High Life, can  penalty lap
456.Renee "Cums Anyway" Watson*   17:18.9   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF28Miller High Life, can  
457.Bryant "Simple" Simpson*   17:25.8   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  Vomitted 5 times overall
458.Nick Wolynsky*   17:26.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M25Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
459.Bob    17:28.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  2nd puker
460.Rick Olson   17:30.0   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM18Miller High Life, can  Vomited
461.Mark "The Birch" Birchell*   17:40.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM23Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
462.Zone Hazel*   17:44.9   Middletown, CT Uncle Owie's Birthday SpectacularM21Miller High Life, can  
463.Heidi "Queen Of Five Points" Wilson   17:57.0   Nashville, TN 2011 Nashville Beer MileF36Miller High Life, can  
464.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   17:58.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Beer Mile #1M19Miller High Life, can  First Beer Mile, lots of hiccups
465.Susan Burge   18:00.0   South Elgin, IL 2nd Annual Grand Slam Beer MileF41Miller High Life, can  Women's Champion
466.rachelle "cream la queefa" nanneman   18:01.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...F28miller high life, can  
467.Spill "The Thrill"    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF21Miller High Life, can  tie
468.MacGreuber    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF19Miller High Life, can  tie
469.Young Megz   18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF18Miller High Life, can  tie
470.c "manshaker" colton   18:14.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M21miller high life, can  *more like 41
471.Jack "John" Quindlen   18:20.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM23Miller High Life, can  Unattached
472.Jason "Philli" Phillipi*   18:22.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM25Miller High Life, can  
473.Katie "Bags" Lally   18:25.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F19Miller High Life, can  Did penalty lap
474.Earl "Balut" Mazell*   18:27.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM67Miller High Life, can  
475.Tony "Da Boul" Kresz*   18:29.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM18Miller High Life, can  First beer mile
476.Tom Soper*   18:32.6   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
477.Samantha "Matahor" Walker*   18:36.8   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF49Miller High Life, can  
478.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green*   18:42.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM18Miller High Life, can  7 minute PR
479.Matt "Falls alot" Doutt   18:53.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM24Miller High Life, can  Bitch
480.Mindy Madoski*   19:09.2   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF29Miller High Life, can  
481.Matt Boyer   19:11.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM19Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
482.The Commodore   19:11.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM19Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
483.Wesley "Pipes" Denecke*   19:11.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM20Miller High Life, can  
484.Todd "Lazy Face" Owens   19:13.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM26Miller High Life, can  good showing
485.Seth Deland   19:48.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
486.Alex "CC" Egervary*   19:56.4   Emmaus, PA Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn o...M21Miller High Life, can  
487.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   20:03.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
488.Gabe "Enrique" Ojeda*   20:09.6   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM18Miller High Life, can  Hasn't run in two weeks
489.Sara "Fire Tunnel" Lauritzen*   20:12.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF38Miller High Life, can  
490.Elizabeth Hall*   20:12.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF35Miller High Life, can  
491.Alana Buonaguro   20:21.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 10th Annual Beer MileFMiller High Life, can  
492.JT Fleming   20:26.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM21Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
493.Caroline "Ewe" *   20:27.6   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF23Miller High Life, can  
494.Lost Cunt-Tree    20:28.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM46Miller High Life, bottle  
495.Jarod Brandonberg*   20:42.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  
496.Ana "Analytical" Lytical   20:55.0   Ann Arbor, MI Motown/Ann Arbor H3 Fall Classic ...M57Miller High Life, can  
497.Mystery "Jeff" Man   21:15.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileM29Miller High Life, can  blew groceries, penalty lap, gatorade will to win award
498.touchdown "uresz" tk   21:25.0   State College, PA Spring 2014 IIMmiller high life, bottle  
499.Jordan "J-Mac" McCarty*   21:26.1   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  Last person to not vomit
500.Kyle    21:28.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  
501.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   21:52.9   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM36Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
502.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   21:57.7   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
503.Brian McInerney   22:15.0   Burbank, IL McWoods Turkey Beer MileM51Miller High Life, can  
504.Big Bald Beaver    22:24.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM36Miller High Life, can  
505.Kyle *   22:37.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM20Miller High Life, bottle  
506.Brian "The Aroused Octopus" McGovern   22:45.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM18Miller High Life, bottle  DFL, first time, PR, penalty lap
507.Just Scott   22:49.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
508.Ricky Hoffman   22:50.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M23Miller High Life, can  the old champ struggled again
509.Mike "brown bottom" Romero   23:15.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM33Miller High Life, can  finally finished
510.Fire in the Hole   23:22.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
511.Brian "P Nuttiest" Petraco   23:35.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM23Miller High Life, can  
512.Jason *   23:36.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  
513.Hardcore "Kaishaku" Keith   23:40.0   Orlando, FL Baby's first beer mileM23Miller High Life, bottle  
514.Jess "The Fish" Koltz   23:43.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF24Miller High Life, can  First female
515.Steve V   23:47.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M27Miller High Life, bottle  
516.Sean "Donkey" Fitzwilliam   23:51.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM31Miller High Life, bottle  
517.Claire Long   23:52.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleF20Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
518.Andrew Lilly   24:01.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM34Miller High Life, can  
519.Ross "The Hoss" Fuller   24:07.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M25Miller High Life, bottle  Vomitted. Championed on.
520.Hoover McSucknfuck   24:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
521.Jason Lindenberg   24:40.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M22Miller High Life, bottle  Puked at 5:30
522.Jeff Barry   24:57.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Miller High Life, can  White Team
523.Adam "Neon" Sandcastle   25:00.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M25Miller High Life, bottle  Neon's brother killed it.
524.Barry "the condor" Floyd   25:25.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM38Miller High Life, can  all heart
525.Matty "Fuckin" Shanks   25:56.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  Ironman
526.John "How about a 3 some" Malone   25:57.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  Mid race shit
527.Cory "El Diablo" Dukes   26:20.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M25Miller High Life, bottle  Really, really, really threw up. Hard.
528.Brad Thompson   26:21.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM19Miller High Life, can  White Team
529.Taylor "Gurley Man" Gurley   26:40.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M25Miller High Life, bottle  Winners don''t always win.
530.Christina "Ragin' Cajun" Kaighen   27:34.0   Nashville, TN 2011 Nashville Beer MileF31Miller High Life, can  
531.3"Million Dollar Man "3"" *   29:03.0   Alabama Mutha Rucker H3M36Miller High Life, can  No Puke
532.Tara *   29:44.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileF23Miller High Life, can  Drank 4 beers
533.Sarah "the secretary" Walters-Slezak   30:12.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF20Miller High Life, bottle  
534.Kristina "Dragon" Drago   31:45.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF21Miller High Life, bottle  Rower
535.Doc Leaf "Doc Leaf" *   33:30.0   Alabama Mutha Rucker H3FMiller High Life, can  No Puke
536.Ryan "Rambo" Ridge   34:50.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM26Miller High Life, can  Head held high.
537.Greg Wolosyzn   36:05.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM21Miller High Life, can  White Team
538.Katie "The treasure" Mangan   37:03.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF21Miller High Life, bottle  First Timer
539.Liz "Beer Baby" Holbrook*   37:31.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileF27Miller High Life, can  Threw up on lap 2 but stuck it out and ran a 5th lap
540.KC Covert   41:16.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatF27Miller High Life, bottle  
541.Kara Maser   50:17.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatF29Miller High Life, bottle  
542.Juts Nate    57:34.0   Raeford, NC 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Bee...MMiller High Life, can  Beat by 2 Different Girls
543.Sean "earn it" Hearn   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M19Miller High Life, can  
544.Kai F   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M17Miller High Life, can  
545.Joe "tits" Fedorowicz   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M19Miller High Life, can  
546.Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory   DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
547.Wikipediphelia    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
548.Cumlocker    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
549.Banhana "And" Rails   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpFMiller High Life, can  ran as a pair, spilled beer, threw up, made a bunch of noise, and might not have finished
550.Molls "Gets" Balls   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpFMiller High Life, can  ??
551.Alan Jacob*   DNF   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
552.Justin *   DNF   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
553.Convict Gradening   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMFMiller High Life, can  
554.Jon Lindenauer   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M19Miller High Life, can  
555.SuperDave Superblech   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMMMiller High Life, can  
556.Bobby Brady   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMMMiller High Life, can  
557.Chris O'Dwyer   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M19Miller High Life, can  
558.Jenny Nikolas   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMFMiller High Life, can  
559.Kwik "Kwik"    DNF   Orlando, FL Baby's first beer mileM34Miller High Life, bottle  Only successfully drank 2 of the 4 beers.
560.Junyong Pak*   DNF   New Orleans, LA New Orleans Summer Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  6.08 PR
561.Lanae "the sleeper" Savu   DNF   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...F28Miller High Life, can  nice try
562.Aimee "Lil Sumpin" Stoneking   DNF   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...FMiller High Life, can  tied for first in the last name contest
563.Amy "What'd You Say?!" Woodcock   DNF   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...FMiller High Life, can  co champ last name. long lost twin sister
564.Michael "The Jesus" Pratt   DNF   Iowa City, IA First Official Iowa City Beer MileM29Miller High Life, bottle  
565.Eric "Cannon Ball" Hansen*   DNF   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile...M24Miller High Life,   sick
566.Rick "Estrus" Jaeger*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM62Miller High Life, can  
567.Lisa "FMR" Francis*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF45Miller High Life, can  
568.Alex Pyle   DNF   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM18Miller High Life, can  Couldn't proceed after 2 Laps
569.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
570.Amy Anthony*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF21Miller High Life, can  
571.Sam "Supersammo 5k" Suparat   DNF   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM20Miller High Life, can  Beer was a bad choice...first attempt by the rookie, retired after 3rd beer...
572.Andrew "virgin" O'Neil   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M21miller high life, can  tried his best
573.Tristen "chef" Montalvo   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M21miller high life, can  showed up late..tried his best
574.Sara "Cheater" Rudy   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF22Miller High Life, can  Started spitting out beer at 10 minutes and sitting at 12 and only did 3 laps
575.Jill "All-American" Crandy   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF22Miller High Life, can  Did do hurdles around her 3rd lap....but didn't finish...
576.Scott "I have to be up at 6am" Skully   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialMMiller High Life, can  No excuse.
577.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   DNF   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  Vomit - did not run Penalty Lap
578.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   DNF   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  4 chunders
579.Glenn "Pee Wee" Darrah*   DNF   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM53Miller High Life, can  
580.Val Ochoa*   DNF   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM35Miller High Life, can  
581.Jon "Shuttlecock" Lennard*   DNF   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  did not run Penalty Lap
582.Kent "Sorry" Byler   DNF   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM24Miller High Life, can  Bricks
583.Matt Lawson   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M19Miller High Life, can  *6:19 (PA #2), but controversial last beer







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