Beermile.com World Records
Top Performances Drinking Miller High Life

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Elijah "The Captain" Shekinah*   5:44.5   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M292007Miller High Life, can  1st time
2.Nicholas Carnet   5:59.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM172008Miller High Life, can  
3.Brandon "Brando" Griffin   5:59.7   Roseville, MN connie wilmes memorial beer mileM202005Miller High Life, can  Kingston Rules
4.Billy Ramirez   6:01.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM182008Miller High Life, can  
5.Chris "Brewski" Bruce*   6:02.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM202006Miller High Life, can  
6.Mike Bernado   6:06.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM212008Miller High Life, can  
7.Bob "Whitesnake" Adams*   6:06.8   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M292009Miller High Life, can  
8.Todd "Vajayjay" Vlieger   6:12.1   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...M212008Miller High Life, can  NEW SD Record - simply amazing performance
9.Jenna Marie   6:20.0   rahway track The High Life MilerF202008Miller High Life, can  
10.Kevin DiVerde   6:23.0   Ames, Iowa Iowa State Running Club Beer MileM222014Miller High Life, can  
11.Andrew Merber   6:25.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM172008Miller High Life, can  
12.Trevor "Sunshine" Sprague   6:33.0   James Island, SC Cinco De Mayo InvitationalM202010Miller High Life, bottle  
13.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy*   6:33.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM212009Miller High Life, can  
14.Luke Concalvez   6:36.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM162008Miller High Life, can  
15.Jon Wrobel   6:36.0   Madison, WI 2nd Annual Halloween Beer MileM232007Miller High Life, can  Event Winner
16.Alex Moreno*   6:37.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM262010Miller High Life, can  
17.Mike "the big guy" Kennedy   6:38.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M212008miller high life, can  did not puke
18.Oakton "meatwad" Elite*   6:38.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM222005Miller High Life, can  competed at jr world cross
19.Dan Lazarek*   6:40.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM212002Miller High Life, can  
20.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   6:40.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452010Miller High Life, can  
21.Matt Seeley*   6:41.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha...M332004Miller high life, can  pro triathete
22.Adam "Wild Turkey" Moore   6:43.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M232011Miller High Life, bottle  
23.Glen Lisczak*   6:45.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM222009Miller High Life, can  
24.Matt "Mr Kayak" Nolen*   6:45.2   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M242007Miller High Life, can  1st time
25.Andrew "Hugh Jass" Press*   6:45.8   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M212007Miller High Life, can  2nd time
26.Alyssa C.   6:47.0   rahway track The High Life MilerF182008Miller High Life, can  
27.El Nino   6:48.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM192012Miller High Life, bottle  Blue team
28.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy   6:48.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M202007Miller High Life, can  didn't throw up
29.Mike "Slimy Sarah" Drinane*   6:49.0   Roseville, MN connie wilmes memorial beer mileM202005Miller High Life, can  Kingston Rules
30.Jacksonian    6:50.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM202011Miller High Life, can  Confident from a 1200 time trial 2 nights before that ended in running from the popo, first time finishing
31.Matt "Dark Horse" Heisman*   6:50.0   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile...M202005Miller High Life, can  SD state Record
32.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   6:50.1   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM422007Miller High Life, can  
33.Pat Sullivan   6:52.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M192007Miller High Life, can  
34.Rich Anderson   6:52.0   Philadelphia, PA Hawk Beer Mile 2003M192003Miller High Life, can  
35.Adam "Wild Turkey" Moore   6:53.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM232011Miller High Life, bottle  PR
36.Steve Logan*   6:55.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM212009Miller High Life, can  
37.James Felling*   6:56.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM322011Miller High Life, can  takes back the trophy
38.Matthieu Moss*   6:58.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM192002Miller High Life, can  
39.Joe Mohn   6:58.0   Philadelphia, PA Hawk Beer Mile 2003M182003Miller High Life, can  
40.Ashley Gonzalez   6:59.0   rahway track The High Life MilerF212008Miller High Life, can  
41.Oscar    6:59.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  Repeat champion
42.Joe "Maverick" Frye*   6:59.0   Nashville, TN 1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard K...M212009Miller High Life, can  6'6
43.Martha B. Washington   6:59.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM192012Miller High Life, bottle  first time, PR
44.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:00.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442009Miller High Life, can  
45.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:01.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM322012Miller High Life, can  
46.Jeremy Solomon*   7:02.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM192002Miller High Life, can  
47.Michael "Dangle" Barry*   7:02.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM322010Miller High Life, can  
48.Chris "Nolimitrunna" Lamperski   7:03.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM252007Miller High Life, can  1st beer mile
49.Ken Walsh*   7:05.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM202009Miller High Life, can  
50.Matt "FP" Strohmayer*   7:05.3   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM332006Miller High Life, can  
51.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:06.3   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM412006Miller High Life, can  
52.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:07.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382006Miller High Life, can  
53.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:08.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010M312011Miller High Life, can  
54.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:10.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School W...M202006Miller High Life, can  
55.Goat Throat   7:12.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
56.Steve Logan   7:12.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M192007Miller High Life, can  didn't throw up
57.David "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio*   7:13.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM202002Miller High Life, can  
58.Bob Fehrenbach   7:14.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IV2011Miller High Life, can  
59.Blojo    7:20.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM202011Miller High Life, can  First off the chug
60.Jacob Pie   7:20.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM202008Miller High Life, can  
61.Brian Lowe   7:22.0   Orange, OH The 1st Annual Orange Invitationa...M182007Miller High Life, can  
62.Justin Freiberg*   7:24.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM202002Miller High Life, can  
63.Ethan "G4" Coffey   7:24.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M282011Miller High Life, can  
64.Freshman "The Future" Sensation*   7:24.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM192005Miller High Life, can  has dreamy eyes
65.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:25.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
66.Chris Aviator   7:28.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M202011Miller High Life, can  
67.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:31.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M402005Miller High Life, can  Fastest Beer Drinker
68.Matt Orbell*   7:31.2   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M292009Miller High Life, can  
69.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:31.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM372005Miller High Life, can  
70.Scott Bihl   7:33.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IV2011Miller High Life, can  The Shocker
71.Josh "Klitripper Klaywater" Klawitter   7:33.0   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM212006Miller High Life, can  Strong Run taking home the win with a new PR
72.Brent "Beej" Smith*   7:35.0   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M222007Miller High Life, can  1st time, DQ
73.Kenny Broman   7:35.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M212011Miller High Life, can  
74.Oscar    7:36.0   Tampa, Florida 2011 Tampa Beer MileM2011Miller High Life, can  Male winner. The warm-up made the difference
75.Dave "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio*   7:37.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  wearing official OR Scrubs and Vlad Squad Uniform
76.Rob Dalto   7:37.0   Westport, CT 2005 FCIAC Outdoor Track Beer Mil...M172005Miller High Life, can  
77.Owen "Uncle Owie" Kiely*   7:37.9   Middletown, CT Uncle Owie's Birthday SpectacularM192003Miller High Life, can  
78.Kyle Ward   7:38.0   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M182005Miller High Life, can  
79.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy*   7:38.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM192006Miller High Life, can  2nd beer mile win in 4 days
80.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:38.5   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM412009Miller High Life, can  
81.Dave DiValerio*   7:39.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM202002Miller High Life, can  
82.Steve "the gangly guy" Logan   7:40.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M212008miller high life, can  no penalty lap
83.Duran Mendoza*   7:41.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM262010Miller High Life, can  
84.Lauren McCarthy*   7:43.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsF192006Miller High Life, can  damn fast for a girl
85.Chad "Primo" Latinino*   7:45.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha...M322004Miller High Life, can  
86.Maurice Bartlett*   7:46.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM332010Miller High Life, can  
87.Eduardo "MH2" Tovar*   7:47.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM302010Miller High Life, can  
88.Lat Purser   7:50.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM2007Miller High Life,   DQ- alcohol content
89.Mitch McDonough   7:50.0   Ames, Iowa Iowa State Running Club Beer MileM212014Miller High Life, can  
90.Gerry Marvin*   7:51.0   Bellevue, WA VO2 Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
91.Michael Mentz   7:51.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M282011Miller High Life, can  First South African
92.Mark "The Loofah" Dronka*   7:51.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM342010Miller High Life, can  
93.Patrick Stewart*   7:52.1   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  1st race of day
94.Kenny Roman   7:53.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM212012Miller High Life, bottle  
95.Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter*   7:56.0   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile...M202005Miller High Life, can  Beat Former SD state record
96.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   7:56.7   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM442005Miller High Life, can  
97.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   7:57.7   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452006Miller High Life, can  
98.Britt Kern   7:58.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM222012Miller High Life, can  
99.Bloody "Team No Standards" T*   8:00.0   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM202005Miller High Life, can  
100.Senor Jeffe   8:01.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM212011Miller High Life, can  
101.Gerald "Covered in mud" Pillow*   8:04.2   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM202005Miller High Life, can  started in last
102.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:05.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM412005Miller High Life, can  
103.Xavier Ortiz*   8:06.0   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  Second consecutive Champion
104.Bill Petsch   8:06.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M612012Miller High Life, can  
105.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   8:08.3   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM352007Miller High Life, can  
106.Bryan "Commitment to Excellence" Bissell*   8:09.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM202002Miller High Life, can  barefoot
107.Greg "Taste The Blueberry" Learn   8:09.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM202013Miller High Life, can  21st birthday
108.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   8:10.4   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM392007Miller High Life, can  
109.Jeff "Prison P" Eisele*   8:10.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM402010Miller High Life, can  
110.Kip "Steiner" Hill*   8:11.0   Nashville, TN 1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard K...M222009Miller High Life, can  5'8
111.Donnie "Roller" Hall*   8:11.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M442005Miller High Life, can  Chundered After
112.Greg Kammerle   8:12.0   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M172005Miller High Life, can  
113.Daniel "the spanish professional" Rodriguez   8:12.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M222008miller high life, can  no penalty lap
114.Koichiro Nakamura*   8:12.4   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  
115.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   8:13.9   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M372005Miller High Life, can  Chundered After
116.eric "canonball" hansen   8:15.0   Brookings, SD south dakota beer mile champsM212003Miller High Life, can  world record holder
117.Grant "Gman" Bower   8:15.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM202013Miller High Life, can  Townie
118.eric "canonball" hanson   8:15.0    south dakota state university bee...M222003Miller High Life, can  male snow mile world record holder
119.Miguel "Mike" Irbe   8:16.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileM272004Miller High Life, can  best dressed award
120.Amanda Lindsey   8:16.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IV2011Miller High Life, can  3x Women's Champ
121.Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" McClernand   8:16.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  PR
122.Jeff "Saran" Jeansonne*   8:16.4   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M352005Miller High Life, can  Probably fastest running time
123.Steve "Ready Whipped" Reddy*   8:18.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372010Miller High Life, can  
124.E = I'm a Douche   8:20.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
125.tom "dirt napper" frawley   8:20.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M272013miller high life, can  
126.Ben "Benny Bobbins" Crosbie*   8:20.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM342010Miller High Life, can  
127.Jake "Lube Job" DeBoe*   8:20.9   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM592007Miller High Life, can  
128.Robert Judson*   8:22.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM192002Miller High Life, can  
129.Jeff Nittrouer*   8:22.0   New Orleans, LA ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Be...M2005Miller High Life, bottle  Heat 4 winner, warning issued: advancing before beer finished
130.Patrick Stewart*   8:22.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  2nd race of day on hour later
131.Paul Buonaguro   8:23.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
132.Brian Beatty   8:25.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM222012Miller High Life, bottle  Unattached
133.Brodie Birkel   8:25.0   Madison, WI 5th Annual Halloween Beer MileM302010Miller High Life, can  
134.Grant Bower   8:26.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM202012Miller High Life, can  first time, PR
135.Michael "Pussy Checker" Rudel*   8:27.4   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM452007Miller High Life, can  
136.Katie Trandem*   8:29.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeF212002Miller High Life, can  
137.Chris "Gravy Train" Boyle*   8:32.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  
138.Scott "Canadian Whore Lover" Weispfennig   8:32.0   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM202006Miller High Life, can  After a strong start, Scott enjoyed his beer a little too much but held strong with a new PR
139.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   8:32.7   Mystic, CT Mo Snow Mo ProblemsM212003Miller High Life, can  
140.Matt Greco*   8:33.0   New Orleans, LA NOLA Holiday Beer Mile 2012M292012Miller High Life, can  
141.Josh    8:34.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
142.Tom "Grind" Helm*   8:36.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M392005Miller High Life, can  
143.Brendan King*   8:39.0   Millersville, PA Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier...M232006Miller High Life, bottle  Threw down a 64 second last lap
144.Daniel "DJ Train" Julian*   8:40.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM292011Miller High Life, can  
145.Bob Adams   8:41.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M302011Miller High Life, can  
146.Tony Hart*   8:44.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM222011Miller High Life, can  
147.Donnie "Roller" Hall*   8:44.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM492010Miller High Life, can  
148.C.I.A.C *   8:44.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM462010Miller High Life, can  
149.Seth    8:45.0   Tampa, Florida 2011 Tampa Beer MileM2011Miller High Life, can  will do a warm up next year
150.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:45.6   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M392005Miller High Life, can  
151.Eric "Cam"    8:48.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Miller High Life, can  Grand Masters Winner
152.Seth    8:48.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
153.Joe Norton*   8:50.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
154.Ken "soldier boy" Welch   8:50.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M192008miller high life, can  no penalty lap
155.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   8:51.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM402006Miller High Life, can  
156.Marnie Staehly*   8:51.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF322010Miller High Life, can  
157.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:53.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM422006Miller High Life, can  
158.Brett Cummings   8:54.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M272012Miller High Life,   
159.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   8:54.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM482009Miller High Life, can  
160.David McCoy*   8:54.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM252010Miller High Life, can  
161.Angus "Goat" Fredenburg*   8:55.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  
162.Casey "Horsefli Drivebi" Campbell*   8:55.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM282009Miller High Life, can  
163.John Stultz*   8:56.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM322010Miller High Life, can  
164.Christian Schmidt*   8:57.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
165.Special K*   8:57.0   Millersville, PA Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier...M212006Miller High Life, bottle  Virgin Performance
166.Chad Flipz   8:57.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M222011Miller High Life, can  
167.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   8:59.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM482009Miller High Life, can  
168.Steve Logan*   9:00.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM192006Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
169.The Babbler   9:00.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM2004Miller High Life, can  
170.Will    9:00.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  Ran the first quarter with Oscar
171.Jeff "Prison Pussy" Eisele*   9:01.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM392009Miller High Life, can  
172.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   9:02.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM432009Miller High Life, can  
173.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   9:02.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM442005Miller High Life, can  
174.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   9:04.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M372005Miller High Life, can  
175.Eric "Eargasm" Lauritzen*   9:06.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM352006Miller High Life, can  
176.Wally    9:07.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
177.Spank Bank*   9:07.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF232010Miller High Life, can  
178.Elected "attended kegger before" Official*   9:07.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM212005Miller High Life, can  hates flip flops
179.Caitlin Gardner*   9:08.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF242010Miller High Life, can  
180.Brian "P Nuttiest" Petraco   9:09.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M222011Miller High Life, can  
181.Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy*   9:10.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM392007Miller High Life, can  
182.Aloysius Ambidexter*   9:12.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM202002Miller High Life, can  barefoot
183.Eric "Pimp Doggie Dawg" Huchton*   9:12.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372006Miller High Life, can  
184.Jay "Queen of Denial" Thrasher*   9:12.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM392006Miller High Life, can  
185.Nate Malatesta   9:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
186.Lisa "FMR" Francis*   9:13.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF442005Miller High Life, can  
187.Mark "Huey" McCoy*   9:14.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M372005Miller High Life, can  Visiting from San Diego
188.Tim "Bump Slut" Helm*   9:14.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM372005Miller High Life, can  
189.Ian Landus*   9:15.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialM2010Miller High Life, can  
190.Missy "World's Longest House" Axelrodd*   9:18.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM192005Miller High Life, can  first good race on the track ever
191.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   9:21.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM492010Miller High Life, can  
192.Kenny Roman   9:21.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM212011Miller High Life, bottle  
193.Treb "Had Taco Bell for dinner" Roberts*   9:26.4   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM222005Miller High Life, can  2:17 last 800 (penalty lap)
194.Mr. Undefeated   9:27.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM212004Miller High Life, can  
195.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   9:27.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382006Miller High Life, can  
196.John "Jess Cheated and I Should Have Won" Plumley   9:31.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M332010Miller High Life, can  
197.Chris Willan*   9:31.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM322006Miller High Life, can  
198.Kenny Roman   9:35.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM212012Miller High Life, bottle  Blue Team
199.Terry "FAF" Fanning*   9:35.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM582010Miller High Life, can  
200.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   9:36.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382010Miller High Life, can  
201.Grant Bower   9:37.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
202.Deidre "Does Deutschland" McShea*   9:38.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF242010Miller High Life, can  
203.Darkhorse "The phone's for you" Flores*   9:38.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM212005Miller High Life, can  15 miles a week
204.Mike Brenner   9:39.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  Unattached
205.Andy K   9:40.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M202009Miller High Life, bottle  
206.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   9:40.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452009Miller High Life, can  
207.Steve Cozine*   9:41.0   Morris County, NJ 10th Annual New Jersey Beermile C...M442012Miller High Life, bottle  
208.Heather "Pearl" Bolla*   9:41.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF342010Miller High Life, can  
209.Chris Sowers*   9:41.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  
210.Ian Landus*   9:45.0   Seattle, WA Cascadia Cup Beer MileM2009Miller High Life, can  Oregon
211.Michael Wiley*   9:45.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM232009Miller High Life, can  
212.Jim "beer belly" Felling   9:45.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialM252005Miller High Life, can  34-2:08-3:08-4:32-5:36-7:07-8:33-9:45 and then took a victory lap!
213.Neal "Il Castrado" Eberly*   9:46.5   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM362005Miller High Life, can  
214.Ed Lopez   9:49.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM492009Miller High Life, bottle  
215.Tom "broken skull" Stitt   9:49.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM212013Miller High Life, can  Organizer
216.A Hickson   9:53.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M232012Miller High Life, can  
217.Glenn Brown   9:54.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
218.todd "have we had sex" schmidt   9:54.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M392013miller high life, can  
219.Matt McCarthy   9:55.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
220.The Wagon   9:56.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM192011Miller High Life, can  
221.Kevin Mahoney   9:56.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
222.Clif "C3PHoles" Wigington*   9:56.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM282010Miller High Life, can  
223.Neal "Il Castrado" Eberly*   9:57.6   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM392009Miller High Life, can  
224.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   9:58.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM422010Miller High Life, can  
225.Mike Speer*   9:59.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
226.Jeremy Flinn*   10:00.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
227.Indiana "she's not my girlfriend" Jones*   10:00.8   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM192005Miller High Life, can  held up by carrying too much around the track
228.Kenny Hollick*   10:01.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM402007Miller High Life, can  
229.Scott "W" Weispfennig   10:01.3   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...M232008Miller High Life, can  seasoned veteran off his game today
230.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   10:02.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM332006Miller High Life, can  
231.Nicole Grossberg*   10:02.8   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF262010Miller High Life, can  
232.Brian Mahoney   10:03.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
233.Michael "The South African" Mentz*   10:03.3   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M262009Miller High Life, bottle  penalty lap
234.John "Power Tool" Holmes*   10:04.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM552007Miller High Life, can  
235.Richard "French Drip" Brown*   10:06.5   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM372005Miller High Life, can  
236.Roy "Puppy Prick" Lewis*   10:07.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382006Miller High Life, can  
237.Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" McClernand   10:08.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  Freshman of the Year
238.TJ "Frat Bro" McCann   10:08.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM192013Miller High Life, can  First Timer
239.Michael "Pussy Checker" Rudel*   10:08.1   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM462009Miller High Life, can  
240.Elijah Shekinah*   10:08.7   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M312009Miller High Life, can  penalty lap
241.Brian "P Nuttiest" Petraco   10:10.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM222011Miller High Life, bottle  With penalty lap
242.Adam "Duke of Puke" Walker*   10:10.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM412010Miller High Life, can  
243.Lee "Reverend" Brown*   10:10.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM652009Miller High Life, can  
244.K Junks   10:11.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM192011Miller High Life, can  Might have warmed up too hard
245.Jeff "Prison Pussy" Eisele*   10:16.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM372007Miller High Life, can  Brief Chunder, penalty lap
246.Scott Kell*   10:17.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452009Miller High Life, can  
247.In "did you tell her my name" Uniform*   10:19.6   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileF192005Miller High Life, can  talked the most shit before the race
248.Brian "The Aroused Octopus" McGovern   10:20.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  
249.Kent Bratsch*   10:20.1   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM412007Miller High Life, can  
250.Marie "Azz For Days" Forge   10:23.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F212011Miller High Life, can  Beat her boyfriend again
251.Matt "Goldilocks" McDonald*   10:23.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM382005Miller High Life, can  
252.rob "flabio" mcgowan   10:27.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M522013miller high life, can  
253.Joe McVeigh*   10:28.0   Morris County, NJ 9th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M482011Miller High Life, bottle  
254.Aloysius "Bombito" Ambidexter*   10:29.9   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  barefoot
255.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:29.9   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  barefoot, naked
256.Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter   10:29.9   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...M232008Miller High Life, can  getting worse every year
257.Doug "DougieFresh" Jordan   10:30.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM192013Miller High Life, can  Youngest
258.JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst*   10:32.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M422005Miller High Life, can  Chundered After, Visiting from San Diego
259.Kraig "Menage Myself" Junck*   10:33.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM452007Miller High Life, can  
260.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   10:33.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM662009Miller High Life, can  
261.Kevin Coughlin   10:33.0   St. Paul, MN Ignagural LTF Beer Run!M2012Miller High Life, can  
262.Phillip "Tai Tai Toy" Hollocher*   10:33.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM422007Miller High Life, can  Slight chunder, penalty lap
263.Lee "Reverend" Brown*   10:35.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM622006Miller High Life, can  
264.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   10:36.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM632006Miller High Life, can  
265.Scott "Butt Pirate" Poston*   10:37.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM342006Miller High Life, can  
266.Phillip "Tai Tai Toy" Hollocher*   10:37.5   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442009Miller High Life, can  
267.Charlie "Turn the" Page   10:38.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM192012Miller High Life, can  PR
268.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   10:38.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM392005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
269.Dave "Eurotrash" Milner   10:42.0   Nashville, TN 2011 Nashville Beer MileM402011Miller High Life, can  
270.Cory Davis   10:42.0   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM182005Miller High Life, can  
271.Ismael Carvajal*   10:42.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  
272.Scoot    10:44.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
273.Juan Galvan*   10:44.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372010Miller High Life, can  
274.John Plumley   10:45.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M352012Miller High Life,   
275.Alyssa Smidlein*   10:45.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF242010Miller High Life, can  
276.Fred Cromer*   10:47.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM432007Miller High Life, can  
277.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   10:47.8   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM462007Miller High Life, can  Major chunder - see video, penalty lap
278.Andrew "Thunder" Holbrook*   10:49.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileM312009Miller High Life, can  
279.Ian Cervi*   10:50.5   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  
280.Chris Dresser*   10:52.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
281.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green   10:53.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  PR
282.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   10:53.6   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM382005Miller High Life, can  
283.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:55.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialM282010Miller High Life, can  
284.nate "village tool" melster   10:55.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M342013miller high life, can  
285.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:58.0   Seattle, WA Cascadia Cup Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  Washington
286.trever "fingerbang an orangutan" huey   11:01.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M322013miller high life, can  
287.Paul Thames*   11:02.9   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M222009Miller High Life, can  
288.mark "baby huey" mccoy   11:03.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M442013miller high life, can  
289.Jeff "Saran Crap" Jeansonne*   11:04.0   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM352005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
290.Marie "Ass For Dayz" G   11:09.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicF212011Miller High Life, bottle  Female CDA Record
291.Glenn "Tony" Moyer   11:15.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Strong for first official race. A natural runner.
292.Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval*   11:15.2   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM612009Miller High Life, can  
293.John "Power Tool" Holmes*   11:20.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM582010Miller High Life, can  
294.Kevin "Skippy" Carraher   11:21.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M2011Miller High Life, can  
295.Jay Steiner*   11:21.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM332006Miller High Life, can  
296.Goes Down on Buoys   11:23.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
297.Ian "Rattata" Miller*   11:23.3   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM202011Miller High Life, can  Second finisher to not vomit
298.Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus*   11:24.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM402005Miller High Life, can  
299.Bryan "The Wiz" Massey   11:25.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M32010Miller High Life, can  Best Sportsmanship
300.James "Twinkle Toes" Schrodt*   11:25.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM262010Miller High Life, can  Ran Barefoot, Penalty lap
301.tony "inuendo" alfino   11:29.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M592013miller high life, can  
302.Mike "Not from Ontario" Williams*   11:30.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM212011Miller High Life, can  
303.Rachel "Saturday Night Beaver" McRee*   11:31.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF272006Miller High Life, can  
304.Thomas "Small Johnson" DiSalvio*   11:32.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM402009Miller High Life, can  
305.Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval*   11:35.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM592007Miller High Life, can  
306.Andy *   11:36.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM202009Miller High Life, can  
307.Brett Pope*   11:37.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM232009Miller High Life, can  Chundered, Penalty lap
308.Matt S.*   11:37.9   San Diego, CA 2013 Schmidt Cup ClassicM272013Miller High Life, bottle  
309.Chump Chump*   11:40.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialM2010Miller High Life, can  
310.Merrick "Rancid" Mainster*   11:43.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442010Miller High Life, can  
311.Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" McClernand*   11:45.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM182011Miller High Life, can  First beer mile
312.Rob    11:45.0   Tampa, Florida 2011 Tampa Beer MileM2011Miller High Life, can  
313.Eric "Shot gun" Cannon   11:46.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 4th AnnualM272008Miller High Life, can  
314.Hot Mess Express   11:47.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF212011Miller High Life, can  First female, ran a penalty lap for frecking
315.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   11:48.0   Portland, OR Travelin' Man Beer MileM282010Miller High Life, can  Boot Lap
316.Jon "Call me Maybe" Price   11:50.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM192012Miller High Life, can  
317.Grant "Red" Everett   11:50.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M262013Miller High Life, bottle  A truly fit runner, beer didn't slow him down.
318.Christopher "The Cat" Rossi   11:52.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School W...M202006Miller High Life, can  
319.Fran Garvin   11:52.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M352012Miller High Life,   
320.Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus*   11:52.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM422006Miller High Life, can  
321.Danny Grube*   11:52.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM252005Miller High Life, can  
322.Tom Stitt   11:57.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  White Team
323.Luke "Rocket Man" Edmondson   11:57.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM192013Miller High Life, can  marines
324.Mike "Burnsie" Berne*   12:00.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  
325.David Moncure*   12:01.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM292009Miller High Life, can  Chundered, Penalty lap
326.Mike "Not From Ontario" Williams   12:01.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM212011Miller High Life, bottle  Lost to his girlfriend
327.Jon "XC" Kraus*   12:08.4   Emmaus, PA Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn o...M222004Miller High Life, can  First Emmaus BM on record
328.Marie "Ass for Dayz" George   12:09.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleF212012Miller High Life, can  Unattached
329.Kevin Fitzgerald   12:09.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM202010Miller High Life, bottle  
330.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   12:09.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM672010Miller High Life, can  
331.Kraig "Menage Myself" Junck*   12:10.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442009Miller High Life, can  
332.Jim "Corndog" Stracke   12:14.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M392010Miller High Life, can  Defending Champ
333.Chaka "Rubbin" Hannah*   12:14.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM342005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
334.Darren Hubbard*   12:16.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM302006Miller High Life, can  
335.Tony "Brisk-T" Briscoe*   12:17.0   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM192011Miller High Life, can  Solid Effort
336.josh "king nuts" klawitter   12:17.0   Brookings, SD south dakota beer mile champsM192003Miller High Life, can  puked,penalty lap
337.Ben Hermann*   12:18.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM222009Miller High Life, can  Chundered, Penalty lap
338.Mary "Growth Spurt" Colby*   12:18.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF482007Miller High Life, can  
339.Mike "Not From Ontario" Williams   12:24.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M212011Miller High Life, bottle  
340.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   12:26.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM472006Miller High Life, can  
341.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   12:29.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM332005Miller High Life, can  
342.Stephan "Stejpan" Wasilewski*   12:30.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM202002Miller High Life, can  
343.Scott "2 Hot" Weispfennig   12:31.0   Mankato, MN 2nd annual MSU Winter ChampionshipM212006Miller High Life, can  Took the second lap hard and let it all come out, yet finished the penalty lap with style
344.D-Rock "this isn't high school" Schwartz*   12:31.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM172005Miller High Life, can  threw up more times than ever before in his life (7) (penalty lap)
345.Kick Me in the Nuts   12:33.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
346.Matt    12:33.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
347.Sarah Z.    12:34.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  
348.Tony "Da Boul" Kresz   12:39.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  
349.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   12:40.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM482007Miller High Life, can  
350.Pete    12:41.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Miller High Life, bottle  
351.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   12:42.0   Denver, CO JK Good Luck Beer MileM222004Miller High Life, can  Kerry ended up losing, I hope it wasn't my fault.
352.Karen Wigal*   12:42.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF242009Miller High Life, can  Chundered 3 times, Penalty lap
353.Bob "Ass Swipe" Schamus*   12:43.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452010Miller High Life, can  
354.Kat "Baby Rhino" Stinson   12:45.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F192011Miller High Life, can  
355.Bryan "Thuggin'" Bissell*   12:46.0   Tacoma, WA Stadium Alumz #1M292010Miller High Life, can  Derailed by a massive boot session with 4 ounces to go.
356.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   12:47.0   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM442005Miller High Life, can  2nd Beer Mile of Day - 10 minutes after first
357.Aloysius "Vinny Lemonade" Ambidexter*   12:47.1   Mystic, CT Mo Snow Mo ProblemsM212003Miller High Life, can  
358.Shane Donoky   12:48.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M192011Miller High Life, can  
359.Chip Weiss   12:49.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
360.Chris "Esquire" Orlando   12:50.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M322010Miller High Life, can  
361.Birthday Cakes   12:53.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM202011Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
362.Brian "The Bear"    12:55.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM202011Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
363.Graham "Parson's Nose" Lay*   12:57.9   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM562009Miller High Life, can  
364.Alan "Goontard" Hollingsworth*   13:00.3   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  3rd lap vomit
365.Jace Gohres   13:03.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM262010Miller High Life, can  
366.Neeraj Rohilla*   13:03.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - Fail on 3rd beer
367.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   13:05.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF532007Miller High Life, can  
368.Joe    13:06.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High LIfe, can  
369.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:06.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM502009Miller High Life, can  
370.Camie "Cock Broker" Vargo*   13:12.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF412006Miller High Life, can  
371.Ted "Deadly" Lee*   13:14.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM582006Miller High Life, can  
372.Ron "Roadkill" Naumann*   13:15.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM592009Miller High Life, can  
373.Richard "French Drip" Brown*   13:17.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M372005Miller High Life, can  
374.Christopher "Krusty Kreme" Holland*   13:18.6   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
375.Ryan "The Devil's" Spohn   13:19.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M342010Miller High Life, can  Finished with a kick
376.Amy Carlson*   13:21.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalF202006Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
377.Ron "Roadkill" Naumann*   13:21.9   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM562006Miller High Life, can  
378.Jon "Shuttle" Lennard*   13:24.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M392005Miller High Life, can  
379.Courtney Lane*   13:24.8   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF232006Miller High Life, can  
380.Steve "Hew" Williamson   13:25.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  
381.Kristin    13:25.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  7 minute PR from 2011
382.Ethel Frogger   13:27.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicF212011Miller High Life, bottle  
383.Danielle Deemer*   13:27.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF282005Miller High Life, can  
384.Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp*   13:28.4   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM202006Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
385.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:35.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM512010Miller High Life, can  
386.Courtney Lane*   13:36.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF222005Miller High Life, can  
387.Abner "Dr. Strange Hash" Burnitt*   13:37.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M2005Miller High Life, can  Joined us after running by
388.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:39.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM462005Miller High Life, can  
389.Bryan "Roadie" *   13:40.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM222009Miller High Life, can  
390.brenden "midgets make my dick look bigger" law   13:43.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M262013miller high life, can  puked, penalty lap
391.Andrew "DudeYouCrazy" Hall   13:50.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Disappointment. Pure disappointment.
392.Rick Wachtman*   13:51.7   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM282005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
393.Kelsey Marksman   13:58.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F212011Miller High Life, can  Fastest couple
394.Marlene "I drove an hour for this" Yeager   14:01.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF222005Miller High Life, can  30-2:01-2:57-4:25-5:50-7:20-Puked at 9-11:06-12:35-14:01
395.scott "aughghgh" stergios   14:06.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M362013miller high life, can  
396.Elliott "Balla'" Willson   14:16.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM262007Miller High Life, can  
397.Jason "Vague-Rant" Jahnz*   14:17.8   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
398.Paige "I've Got Southern Charm" Jones*   14:23.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileF262011Miller High Life, can  with aid of a push scooter
399.Alex "gimme some" Moore   14:23.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M22010Miller High Life, can  ginger representative
400.Steve "Hew" Williamson*   14:23.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM182011Miller High Life, can  First beer mile
401.John Robertson*   14:24.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372010Miller High Life, can  
402.Adam "Naliz" Nalisnick   14:30.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Hell of a first time on the beer mile. Chugged beer like it was air.
403.Amy    14:35.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  
404.Tony "Da Boul" Kresz   14:35.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  PR
405.Sean "Shouldn't Have Eaten That Steak" Cameron*   14:36.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM282011Miller High Life, can  penalty lap
406.Dan    14:36.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
407.Rick G.    14:36.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller HIgh Life, can  is actually a good runner...
408.julie ann "lockbox" penaskovic   14:38.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...F402013miller high life, can  
409.Gregory "Puma" Parascandolo   14:40.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School W...M192006Miller High Life, can  
410.Brittany Tyner*   14:44.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  
411.Stacy "Stella" Huss   14:47.4   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...F212008Miller High Life, can  penalty lap - weak effort
412.Brian "Dick Assley" Konrach*   14:48.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272010Miller High Life, can  
413.Charlie "Turn the" Page   14:54.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  White Team
414.Tonya "Black Warrior Princess" Lumphrey*   14:54.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileF292009Miller High Life, can  
415.Dan Laz *   14:55.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialM2010Miller High Life, can  
416.Gillian "Jill"    14:58.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileF242004Miller High Life, can  slow and steady award
417.Duncan "Tacy" Henderson   14:58.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileF242004Miller High Life, can  at least she can pitch award
418.Shitshow    15:01.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
419.Kim "Pants on Fire" Walsh*   15:11.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF442010Miller High Life, can  
420.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   15:12.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF522006Miller High Life, can  
421.Michael "Swampa" Wiley*   15:13.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM242010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
422.Claire "Lola McLovin" Steinke   15:15.2   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...F212008Miller High Life, can  pathetic attempt
423.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   15:18.4   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF542009Miller High Life, can  
424.Coree "Kenya" Woltering*   15:19.8   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  On his period
425.Matt Buccola*   15:21.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM232002Miller High Life, can  
426.Katie "Balls" Schmiech   15:30.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F192011Miller High Life, can  Did penalty lap
427.rick "bark if you love me" greatting   15:32.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M602013miller high life, can  
428.Danielle Deemer*   15:34.7   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF302006Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
429.Bob "Ass Swipe" Schamus*   15:42.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442009Miller High Life, can  Chundered twice, Penalty lap
430.Bobby Somers*   15:48.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM342010Miller High Life, can  
431.Havard "Thesoreass" Scott*   16:04.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M412005Miller High Life, can  Visiting from San Diego
432.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   16:05.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF512005Miller High Life, can  
433.Just Brad   16:09.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
434.Just Kyle   16:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
435.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green   16:10.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  Did penalty lap, puker of the year award
436.Todd "Lazyface" Owen   16:10.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M212010Miller High Life, can  no trash
437.Ramona "Old Faithful" Zamudio*   16:11.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF482010Miller High Life, can  
438.Dominic "I Just Ate an Italian Hoagie" Fahey   16:14.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M332010Miller High Life, can  
439.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   16:19.3   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM382007Miller High Life, can  
440.Udder Sucker   16:22.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008M362008Miller High Life, can  poured all 6 beers in a container
441.todd "g minor" glasson   16:24.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M482013miller high life, can  
442.Aida "Rain" Sulzbach*   16:24.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF472006Miller High Life, can  
443.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   16:24.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM412010Miller High Life, can  
444.Steve "Hew" Williamson   16:28.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  Puked and
445.Mike "NASA" DeCristofaro   16:31.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM202013Miller High Life, can  non-athlete
446.Norm Woods*   16:32.0   Burbank, IL McWoods Turkey Beer MileM462013Miller High LIfe, can  
447.Dru "Ho Bag" Phelps*   16:36.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF412006Miller High Life, can  
448.Jake Gauthier*   16:40.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Miller High Life, can  
449.+2 Coonass   16:42.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
450.Thomas "T-Bag" Johnson   16:45.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M242010Miller High Life, can  trashman
451.Willey Hart*   16:49.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  
452.Robby    16:51.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM2010Miller High Life, bottle  
453.Mike "Not from Ontario" Williams   17:00.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM212012Miller High Life, can  White Team
454.Kyle    17:00.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M202009Miller High Life, bottle  
455.Nick Townsend*   17:02.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM232005Miller High Life, can  
456.Angie Kleman*   17:05.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF252006Miller High Life, can  
457.Brad "Godbeast" Godbee   17:06.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Crushed for a first time competitor. Even skills in running and drinking.
458.Schwarzkopf "Coxcycle" Frank   17:13.0   Ann Arbor, MI Motown/Ann Arbor H3 Fall Classic ...M462008Miller High Life, can  
459.Kari "Cous" Koos*   17:14.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileF272011Miller High Life, can  penalty lap
460.Renee "Cums Anyway" Watson*   17:18.9   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF282006Miller High Life, can  
461.Bryant "Simple" Simpson*   17:25.8   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM202011Miller High Life, can  Vomitted 5 times overall
462.Nick Wolynsky*   17:26.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M252006Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
463.Bob    17:28.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  2nd puker
464.Rick Olson   17:30.0   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM182005Miller High Life, can  Vomited
465.Mark "The Birch" Birchell*   17:40.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM232010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
466.Zone Hazel*   17:44.9   Middletown, CT Uncle Owie's Birthday SpectacularM212003Miller High Life, can  
467.Heidi "Queen Of Five Points" Wilson   17:57.0   Nashville, TN 2011 Nashville Beer MileF362011Miller High Life, can  
468.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   17:58.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Beer Mile #1M192001Miller High Life, can  First Beer Mile, lots of hiccups
469.Susan Burge   18:00.0   South Elgin, IL 2nd Annual Grand Slam Beer MileF412013Miller High Life, can  Women's Champion
470.rachelle "cream la queefa" nanneman   18:01.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...F282013miller high life, can  
471.Spill "The Thrill"    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF212011Miller High Life, can  tie
472.MacGreuber    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF192011Miller High Life, can  tie
473.Young Megz   18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF182011Miller High Life, can  tie
474.c "manshaker" colton   18:14.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M212013miller high life, can  *more like 41
475.Jack "John" Quindlen   18:20.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM232012Miller High Life, can  Unattached
476.Jason "Philli" Phillipi*   18:22.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM252011Miller High Life, can  
477.Katie "Bags" Lally   18:25.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F192011Miller High Life, can  Did penalty lap
478.Earl "Balut" Mazell*   18:27.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM672006Miller High Life, can  
479.Tony "Da Boul" Kresz*   18:29.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM182011Miller High Life, can  First beer mile
480.Tom Soper*   18:32.6   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM402005Miller High Life, can  
481.Samantha "Matahor" Walker*   18:36.8   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF492006Miller High Life, can  
482.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green*   18:42.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM182011Miller High Life, can  7 minute PR
483.Matt "Falls alot" Doutt   18:53.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM242013Miller High Life, can  Bitch
484.Mindy Madoski*   19:09.2   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF292009Miller High Life, can  
485.Matt Boyer   19:11.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM192012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
486.The Commodore   19:11.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM192012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
487.Wesley "Pipes" Denecke*   19:11.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM202011Miller High Life, can  
488.Todd "Lazy Face" Owens   19:13.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM262009Miller High Life, can  good showing
489.Seth Deland   19:48.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileM2009Miller High Life, can  
490.Alex "CC" Egervary*   19:56.4   Emmaus, PA Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn o...M212004Miller High Life, can  
491.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   20:03.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372006Miller High Life, can  
492.Gabe "Enrique" Ojeda*   20:09.6   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM182011Miller High Life, can  Hasn't run in two weeks
493.Sara "Fire Tunnel" Lauritzen*   20:12.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF382006Miller High Life, can  
494.Elizabeth Hall*   20:12.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF352006Miller High Life, can  
495.Alana Buonaguro   20:21.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileF2013Miller High Life, can  
496.JT Fleming   20:26.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM212012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
497.Caroline "Ewe" *   20:27.6   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF232010Miller High Life, can  
498.Lost Cunt-Tree    20:28.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM462006Miller High Life, bottle  
499.Jarod Brandonberg*   20:42.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  
500.Ana "Analytical" Lytical   20:55.0   Ann Arbor, MI Motown/Ann Arbor H3 Fall Classic ...M572008Miller High Life, can  
501.Mystery "Jeff" Man   21:15.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileM292004Miller High Life, can  blew groceries, penalty lap, gatorade will to win award
502.touchdown "uresz" tk   21:25.0   State College, PA Spring 2014 IIM2014miller high life, bottle  
503.Jordan "J-Mac" McCarty*   21:26.1   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM192011Miller High Life, can  Last person to not vomit
504.Kyle    21:28.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileM2009Miller High Life, can  
505.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   21:52.9   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM362005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
506.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   21:57.7   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM402009Miller High Life, can  
507.Brian McInerney*   22:15.0   Burbank, IL McWoods Turkey Beer MileM512013Miller High Life, can  
508.Big Bald Beaver    22:24.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM362007Miller High Life, can  
509.Kyle *   22:37.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM202009Miller High Life, bottle  
510.Brian "The Aroused Octopus" McGovern   22:45.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  DFL, first time, PR, penalty lap
511.Just Scott   22:49.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
512.Ricky Hoffman   22:50.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M232012Miller High Life, can  the old champ struggled again
513.Mike "brown bottom" Romero   23:15.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM332009Miller High Life, can  finally finished
514.Fire in the Hole   23:22.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
515.Brian "P Nuttiest" Petraco   23:35.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM232012Miller High Life, can  
516.Jason *   23:36.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM222009Miller High Life, can  
517.Mike Ward   23:37.0   Westerville, OH CRC TNT Inaugural Beer MileM2014Miller High Life, can  
518.Hardcore "Kaishaku" Keith   23:40.0   Orlando, FL Baby's first beer mileM232008Miller High Life, bottle  
519.Jess "The Fish" Koltz   23:43.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF242013Miller High Life, can  First female
520.Steve V   23:47.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M272009Miller High Life, bottle  
521.Sean "Donkey" Fitzwilliam   23:51.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM312010Miller High Life, bottle  
522.Claire Long   23:52.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleF202012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
523.Andrew Lilly   24:01.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM342010Miller High Life, can  
524.Ross "The Hoss" Fuller   24:07.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Vomitted. Championed on.
525.Hoover McSucknfuck   24:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
526.Jason Lindenberg   24:40.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M222009Miller High Life, bottle  Puked at 5:30
527.Jeff Barry   24:57.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  White Team
528.Adam "Neon" Sandcastle   25:00.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Neon's brother killed it.
529.Barry "the condor" Floyd   25:25.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM382009Miller High Life, can  all heart
530.Matty "Fuckin" Shanks   25:56.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM212013Miller High Life, can  Ironman
531.John "How about a 3 some" Malone   25:57.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM212013Miller High Life, can  Mid race shit
532.Cory "El Diablo" Dukes   26:20.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Really, really, really threw up. Hard.
533.Brad Thompson   26:21.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM192012Miller High Life, can  White Team
534.Taylor "Gurley Man" Gurley   26:40.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Winners don''t always win.
535.Christina "Ragin' Cajun" Kaighen   27:34.0   Nashville, TN 2011 Nashville Beer MileF312011Miller High Life, can  
536.3"Million Dollar Man "3"" *   29:03.0   Alabama Mutha Rucker H3M362010Miller High Life, can  No Puke
537.Tara *   29:44.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileF232009Miller High Life, can  Drank 4 beers
538.Sarah "the secretary" Walters-Slezak   30:12.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF202013Miller High Life, bottle  
539.Kristina "Dragon" Drago   31:45.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF212013Miller High Life, bottle  Rower
540.Doc Leaf "Doc Leaf" *   33:30.0   Alabama Mutha Rucker H3F2010Miller High Life, can  No Puke
541.Ryan "Rambo" Ridge   34:50.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM262009Miller High Life, can  Head held high.
542.Greg Wolosyzn   36:05.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM212012Miller High Life, can  White Team
543.Katie "The treasure" Mangan   37:03.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF212013Miller High Life, bottle  First Timer
544.Liz "Beer Baby" Holbrook*   37:31.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileF272009Miller High Life, can  Threw up on lap 2 but stuck it out and ran a 5th lap
545.KC Covert   41:16.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatF272011Miller High Life, bottle  
546.Danielle Vlaho   41:24.0   Montreal, PQ 1st Annual Beers 4 Kidz Beer MileF282014Miller High Life, can  
547.Kara Maser   50:17.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatF292011Miller High Life, bottle  
548.Juts Nate    57:34.0   Raeford, NC 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Bee...M2006Miller High Life, can  Beat by 2 Different Girls
549.Sean "earn it" Hearn   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M192005Miller High Life, can  
550.Kai F   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M172005Miller High Life, can  
551.Joe "tits" Fedorowicz   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M192005Miller High Life, can  
552.Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory   DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
553.Wikipediphelia    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
554.Cumlocker    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
555.Banhana "And" Rails   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF2011Miller High Life, can  ran as a pair, spilled beer, threw up, made a bunch of noise, and might not have finished
556.Molls "Gets" Balls   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF2011Miller High Life, can  ??
557.Alan Jacob*   DNF   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
558.Justin *   DNF   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
559.Convict Gradening   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMF2010Miller High Life, can  
560.Jon Lindenauer   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M192007Miller High Life, can  
561.SuperDave Superblech   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMM2010Miller High Life, can  
562.Bobby Brady   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMM2010Miller High Life, can  
563.Chris O'Dwyer   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M192007Miller High Life, can  
564.Jenny Nikolas   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMF2010Miller High Life, can  
565.Kwik "Kwik"    DNF   Orlando, FL Baby's first beer mileM342008Miller High Life, bottle  Only successfully drank 2 of the 4 beers.
566.Junyong Pak*   DNF   New Orleans, LA New Orleans Summer Beer MileM2005Miller High Life, can  6.08 PR
567.Lanae "the sleeper" Savu   DNF   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...F282010Miller High Life, can  nice try
568.Aimee "Lil Sumpin" Stoneking   DNF   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...F2010Miller High Life, can  tied for first in the last name contest
569.Amy "What'd You Say?!" Woodcock   DNF   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...F2010Miller High Life, can  co champ last name. long lost twin sister
570.Michael "The Jesus" Pratt   DNF   Iowa City, IA First Official Iowa City Beer MileM292007Miller High Life, bottle  
571.Eric "Cannon Ball" Hansen*   DNF   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile...M242005Miller High Life,   sick
572.Rick "Estrus" Jaeger*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM622006Miller High Life, can  
573.Lisa "FMR" Francis*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF452006Miller High Life, can  
574.Alex Pyle   DNF   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM182005Miller High Life, can  Couldn't proceed after 2 Laps
575.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382006Miller High Life, can  
576.Amy Anthony*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF212006Miller High Life, can  
577.Sam "Supersammo 5k" Suparat   DNF   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM202006Miller High Life, can  Beer was a bad choice...first attempt by the rookie, retired after 3rd beer...
578.Andrew "virgin" O'Neil   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M212008miller high life, can  tried his best
579.Tristen "chef" Montalvo   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M212008miller high life, can  showed up late..tried his best
580.Sara "Cheater" Rudy   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF222005Miller High Life, can  Started spitting out beer at 10 minutes and sitting at 12 and only did 3 laps
581.Jill "All-American" Crandy   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF222005Miller High Life, can  Did do hurdles around her 3rd lap....but didn't finish...
582.Scott "I have to be up at 6am" Skully   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialM2005Miller High Life, can  No excuse.
583.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   DNF   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM402005Miller High Life, can  Vomit - did not run Penalty Lap
584.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   DNF   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442010Miller High Life, can  4 chunders
585.Glenn "Pee Wee" Darrah*   DNF   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM532010Miller High Life, can  
586.Val Ochoa*   DNF   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM352010Miller High Life, can  
587.Jon "Shuttlecock" Lennard*   DNF   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM392005Miller High Life, can  did not run Penalty Lap
588.Kent "Sorry" Byler   DNF   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM242013Miller High Life, can  Bricks
589.Matt Lawson   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M192005Miller High Life, can  *6:19 (PA #2), but controversial last beer







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