Beermile.com World Records
Top Performances Drinking Miller High Life

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Elijah "The Captain" Shekinah*   5:44.5   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M292007Miller High Life, can  1st time
2.Nicholas Carnet   5:59.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM172008Miller High Life, can  
3.Brandon "Brando" Griffin   5:59.7   Roseville, MN connie wilmes memorial beer mileM202005Miller High Life, can  Kingston Rules
4.Billy Ramirez   6:01.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM182008Miller High Life, can  
5.Chris "Brewski" Bruce*   6:02.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM202006Miller High Life, can  
6.Mike Bernado   6:06.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM212008Miller High Life, can  
7.Bob "Whitesnake" Adams*   6:06.8   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M292009Miller High Life, can  
8.Todd "Vajayjay" Vlieger   6:12.1   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...M212008Miller High Life, can  NEW SD Record - simply amazing performance
9.Jenna Marie   6:20.0   rahway track The High Life MilerF202008Miller High Life, can  
10.Andrew Merber   6:25.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM172008Miller High Life, can  
11.Trevor "Sunshine" Sprague   6:33.0   James Island, SC Cinco De Mayo InvitationalM202010Miller High Life, bottle  
12.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy*   6:33.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM212009Miller High Life, can  
13.Luke Concalvez   6:36.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM162008Miller High Life, can  
14.Jon Wrobel   6:36.0   Madison, WI 2nd Annual Halloween Beer MileM232007Miller High Life, can  Event Winner
15.Alex Moreno*   6:37.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM262010Miller High Life, can  
16.Mike "the big guy" Kennedy   6:38.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M212008miller high life, can  did not puke
17.Oakton "meatwad" Elite*   6:38.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM222005Miller High Life, can  competed at jr world cross
18.Dan Lazarek*   6:40.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM212002Miller High Life, can  
19.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   6:40.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452010Miller High Life, can  
20.Matt Seeley*   6:41.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha...M332004Miller high life, can  pro triathete
21.Adam "Wild Turkey" Moore   6:43.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M232011Miller High Life, bottle  
22.Glen Lisczak*   6:45.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM222009Miller High Life, can  
23.Matt "Mr Kayak" Nolen*   6:45.2   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M242007Miller High Life, can  1st time
24.Andrew "Hugh Jass" Press*   6:45.8   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M212007Miller High Life, can  2nd time
25.Alyssa C.   6:47.0   rahway track The High Life MilerF182008Miller High Life, can  
26.El Nino   6:48.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM192012Miller High Life, bottle  Blue team
27.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy   6:48.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M202007Miller High Life, can  didn't throw up
28.Mike "Slimy Sarah" Drinane*   6:49.0   Roseville, MN connie wilmes memorial beer mileM202005Miller High Life, can  Kingston Rules
29.Jacksonian    6:50.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM202011Miller High Life, can  Confident from a 1200 time trial 2 nights before that ended in running from the popo, first time finishing
30.Matt "Dark Horse" Heisman*   6:50.0   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile...M202005Miller High Life, can  SD state Record
31.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   6:50.1   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM422007Miller High Life, can  
32.Pat Sullivan   6:52.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M192007Miller High Life, can  
33.Rich Anderson   6:52.0   Philadelphia, PA Hawk Beer Mile 2003M192003Miller High Life, can  
34.Adam "Wild Turkey" Moore   6:53.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM232011Miller High Life, bottle  PR
35.Steve Logan*   6:55.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM212009Miller High Life, can  
36.James Felling*   6:56.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM322011Miller High Life, can  takes back the trophy
37.Matthieu Moss*   6:58.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM192002Miller High Life, can  
38.Joe Mohn   6:58.0   Philadelphia, PA Hawk Beer Mile 2003M182003Miller High Life, can  
39.Ashley Gonzalez   6:59.0   rahway track The High Life MilerF212008Miller High Life, can  
40.Oscar    6:59.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  Repeat champion
41.Joe "Maverick" Frye*   6:59.0   Nashville, TN 1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard K...M212009Miller High Life, can  6'6
42.Martha B. Washington   6:59.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM192012Miller High Life, bottle  first time, PR
43.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:00.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442009Miller High Life, can  
44.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:01.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM322012Miller High Life, can  
45.Jeremy Solomon*   7:02.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM192002Miller High Life, can  
46.Michael "Dangle" Barry*   7:02.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM322010Miller High Life, can  
47.Chris "Nolimitrunna" Lamperski   7:03.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM252007Miller High Life, can  1st beer mile
48.Ken Walsh*   7:05.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial Spring Break Beer MileM202009Miller High Life, can  
49.Matt "FP" Strohmayer*   7:05.3   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM332006Miller High Life, can  
50.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:06.3   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM412006Miller High Life, can  
51.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:07.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382006Miller High Life, can  
52.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:08.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010M312011Miller High Life, can  
53.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:10.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School W...M202006Miller High Life, can  
54.Goat Throat   7:12.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
55.Steve Logan   7:12.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M192007Miller High Life, can  didn't throw up
56.David "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio*   7:13.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM202002Miller High Life, can  
57.Bob Fehrenbach   7:14.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IV2011Miller High Life, can  
58.Blojo    7:20.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM202011Miller High Life, can  First off the chug
59.Jacob Pie   7:20.0   rahway track The High Life MilerM202008Miller High Life, can  
60.Brian Lowe   7:22.0   Orange, OH The 1st Annual Orange Invitationa...M182007Miller High Life, can  
61.Justin Freiberg*   7:24.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM202002Miller High Life, can  
62.Ethan "G4" Coffey   7:24.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M282011Miller High Life, can  
63.Freshman "The Future" Sensation*   7:24.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM192005Miller High Life, can  has dreamy eyes
64.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:25.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
65.Chris Aviator   7:28.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M202011Miller High Life, can  
66.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:31.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M402005Miller High Life, can  Fastest Beer Drinker
67.Matt Orbell*   7:31.2   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M292009Miller High Life, can  
68.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:31.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM372005Miller High Life, can  
69.Scott Bihl   7:33.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IV2011Miller High Life, can  The Shocker
70.Josh "Klitripper Klaywater" Klawitter   7:33.0   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM212006Miller High Life, can  Strong Run taking home the win with a new PR
71.Brent "Beej" Smith*   7:35.0   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M222007Miller High Life, can  1st time, DQ
72.Kenny Broman   7:35.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M212011Miller High Life, can  
73.Oscar    7:36.0   Tampa, Florida 2011 Tampa Beer MileM2011Miller High Life, can  Male winner. The warm-up made the difference
74.Dave "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio*   7:37.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  wearing official OR Scrubs and Vlad Squad Uniform
75.Rob Dalto   7:37.0   Westport, CT 2005 FCIAC Outdoor Track Beer Mil...M172005Miller High Life, can  
76.Owen "Uncle Owie" Kiely*   7:37.9   Middletown, CT Uncle Owie's Birthday SpectacularM192003Miller High Life, can  
77.Kyle Ward   7:38.0   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M182005Miller High Life, can  
78.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy*   7:38.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM192006Miller High Life, can  2nd beer mile win in 4 days
79.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:38.5   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM412009Miller High Life, can  
80.Dave DiValerio*   7:39.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM202002Miller High Life, can  
81.Steve "the gangly guy" Logan   7:40.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M212008miller high life, can  no penalty lap
82.Duran Mendoza*   7:41.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM262010Miller High Life, can  
83.Lauren McCarthy*   7:43.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsF192006Miller High Life, can  damn fast for a girl
84.Chad "Primo" Latinino*   7:45.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha...M322004Miller High Life, can  
85.Maurice Bartlett*   7:46.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM332010Miller High Life, can  
86.Eduardo "MH2" Tovar*   7:47.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM302010Miller High Life, can  
87.Lat Purser   7:50.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM2007Miller High Life,   DQ- alcohol content
88.Gerry Marvin*   7:51.0   Bellevue, WA VO2 Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
89.Michael Mentz   7:51.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M282011Miller High Life, can  First South African
90.Mark "The Loofah" Dronka*   7:51.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM342010Miller High Life, can  
91.Patrick Stewart*   7:52.1   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  1st race of day
92.Kenny Roman   7:53.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM212012Miller High Life, bottle  
93.Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter*   7:56.0   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile...M202005Miller High Life, can  Beat Former SD state record
94.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   7:56.7   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM442005Miller High Life, can  
95.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   7:57.7   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452006Miller High Life, can  
96.Britt Kern   7:58.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM222012Miller High Life, can  
97.Bloody "Team No Standards" T*   8:00.0   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM202005Miller High Life, can  
98.Senor Jeffe   8:01.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM212011Miller High Life, can  
99.Gerald "Covered in mud" Pillow*   8:04.2   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM202005Miller High Life, can  started in last
100.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:05.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM412005Miller High Life, can  
101.Xavier Ortiz*   8:06.0   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  Second consecutive Champion
102.Bill Petsch   8:06.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M612012Miller High Life, can  
103.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   8:08.3   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM352007Miller High Life, can  
104.Bryan "Commitment to Excellence" Bissell*   8:09.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM202002Miller High Life, can  barefoot
105.Greg "Taste The Blueberry" Learn   8:09.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM202013Miller High Life, can  21st birthday
106.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   8:10.4   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM392007Miller High Life, can  
107.Jeff "Prison P" Eisele*   8:10.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM402010Miller High Life, can  
108.Kip "Steiner" Hill*   8:11.0   Nashville, TN 1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard K...M222009Miller High Life, can  5'8
109.Donnie "Roller" Hall*   8:11.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M442005Miller High Life, can  Chundered After
110.Greg Kammerle   8:12.0   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M172005Miller High Life, can  
111.Daniel "the spanish professional" Rodriguez   8:12.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M222008miller high life, can  no penalty lap
112.Koichiro Nakamura*   8:12.4   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  
113.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   8:13.9   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M372005Miller High Life, can  Chundered After
114.eric "canonball" hansen   8:15.0   Brookings, SD south dakota beer mile champsM212003Miller High Life, can  world record holder
115.Grant "Gman" Bower   8:15.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM202013Miller High Life, can  Townie
116.eric "canonball" hanson   8:15.0    south dakota state university bee...M222003Miller High Life, can  male snow mile world record holder
117.Miguel "Mike" Irbe   8:16.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileM272004Miller High Life, can  best dressed award
118.Amanda Lindsey   8:16.0   Cincinnati, OH Cincinnati Beer Mile IV2011Miller High Life, can  3x Women's Champ
119.Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" McClernand   8:16.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  PR
120.Jeff "Saran" Jeansonne*   8:16.4   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M352005Miller High Life, can  Probably fastest running time
121.Steve "Ready Whipped" Reddy*   8:18.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372010Miller High Life, can  
122.E = I'm a Douche   8:20.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
123.tom "dirt napper" frawley   8:20.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M272013miller high life, can  
124.Ben "Benny Bobbins" Crosbie*   8:20.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM342010Miller High Life, can  
125.Jake "Lube Job" DeBoe*   8:20.9   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM592007Miller High Life, can  
126.Robert Judson*   8:22.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM192002Miller High Life, can  
127.Jeff Nittrouer*   8:22.0   New Orleans, LA ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Be...M2005Miller High Life, bottle  Heat 4 winner, warning issued: advancing before beer finished
128.Patrick Stewart*   8:22.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  2nd race of day on hour later
129.Paul Buonaguro   8:23.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
130.Brian Beatty   8:25.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM222012Miller High Life, bottle  Unattached
131.Brodie Birkel   8:25.0   Madison, WI 5th Annual Halloween Beer MileM302010Miller High Life, can  
132.Grant Bower   8:26.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM202012Miller High Life, can  first time, PR
133.Michael "Pussy Checker" Rudel*   8:27.4   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM452007Miller High Life, can  
134.Katie Trandem*   8:29.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeF212002Miller High Life, can  
135.Chris "Gravy Train" Boyle*   8:32.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  
136.Scott "Canadian Whore Lover" Weispfennig   8:32.0   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM202006Miller High Life, can  After a strong start, Scott enjoyed his beer a little too much but held strong with a new PR
137.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   8:32.7   Mystic, CT Mo Snow Mo ProblemsM212003Miller High Life, can  
138.Matt Greco*   8:33.0   New Orleans, LA NOLA Holiday Beer Mile 2012M292012Miller High Life, can  
139.Josh    8:34.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
140.Tom "Grind" Helm*   8:36.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M392005Miller High Life, can  
141.Brendan King*   8:39.0   Millersville, PA Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier...M232006Miller High Life, bottle  Threw down a 64 second last lap
142.Daniel "DJ Train" Julian*   8:40.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM292011Miller High Life, can  
143.Bob Adams   8:41.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M302011Miller High Life, can  
144.Tony Hart*   8:44.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM222011Miller High Life, can  
145.Donnie "Roller" Hall*   8:44.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM492010Miller High Life, can  
146.C.I.A.C *   8:44.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM462010Miller High Life, can  
147.Seth    8:45.0   Tampa, Florida 2011 Tampa Beer MileM2011Miller High Life, can  will do a warm up next year
148.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:45.6   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M392005Miller High Life, can  
149.Eric "Cam"    8:48.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Miller High Life, can  Grand Masters Winner
150.Seth    8:48.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
151.Joe Norton*   8:50.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
152.Ken "soldier boy" Welch   8:50.0   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M192008miller high life, can  no penalty lap
153.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   8:51.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM402006Miller High Life, can  
154.Marnie Staehly*   8:51.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF322010Miller High Life, can  
155.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:53.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM422006Miller High Life, can  
156.Brett Cummings   8:54.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M272012Miller High Life,   
157.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   8:54.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM482009Miller High Life, can  
158.David McCoy*   8:54.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM252010Miller High Life, can  
159.Angus "Goat" Fredenburg*   8:55.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  
160.Casey "Horsefli Drivebi" Campbell*   8:55.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM282009Miller High Life, can  
161.John Stultz*   8:56.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM322010Miller High Life, can  
162.Christian Schmidt*   8:57.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
163.Special K*   8:57.0   Millersville, PA Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier...M212006Miller High Life, bottle  Virgin Performance
164.Chad Flipz   8:57.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M222011Miller High Life, can  
165.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   8:59.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM482009Miller High Life, can  
166.Steve Logan*   9:00.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM192006Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
167.The Babbler   9:00.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM2004Miller High Life, can  
168.Will    9:00.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  Ran the first quarter with Oscar
169.Jeff "Prison Pussy" Eisele*   9:01.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM392009Miller High Life, can  
170.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   9:02.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM432009Miller High Life, can  
171.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   9:02.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM442005Miller High Life, can  
172.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   9:04.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M372005Miller High Life, can  
173.Eric "Eargasm" Lauritzen*   9:06.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM352006Miller High Life, can  
174.Wally    9:07.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
175.Spank Bank*   9:07.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF232010Miller High Life, can  
176.Elected "attended kegger before" Official*   9:07.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM212005Miller High Life, can  hates flip flops
177.Caitlin Gardner*   9:08.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF242010Miller High Life, can  
178.Brian "P Nuttiest" Petraco   9:09.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M222011Miller High Life, can  
179.Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy*   9:10.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM392007Miller High Life, can  
180.Aloysius Ambidexter*   9:12.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM202002Miller High Life, can  barefoot
181.Eric "Pimp Doggie Dawg" Huchton*   9:12.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372006Miller High Life, can  
182.Jay "Queen of Denial" Thrasher*   9:12.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM392006Miller High Life, can  
183.Nate Malatesta   9:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
184.Lisa "FMR" Francis*   9:13.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF442005Miller High Life, can  
185.Mark "Huey" McCoy*   9:14.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M372005Miller High Life, can  Visiting from San Diego
186.Tim "Bump Slut" Helm*   9:14.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM372005Miller High Life, can  
187.Ian Landus*   9:15.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialM2010Miller High Life, can  
188.Missy "World's Longest House" Axelrodd*   9:18.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM192005Miller High Life, can  first good race on the track ever
189.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   9:21.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM492010Miller High Life, can  
190.Kenny Roman   9:21.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM212011Miller High Life, bottle  
191.Treb "Had Taco Bell for dinner" Roberts*   9:26.4   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM222005Miller High Life, can  2:17 last 800 (penalty lap)
192.Mr. Undefeated   9:27.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM212004Miller High Life, can  
193.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   9:27.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382006Miller High Life, can  
194.John "Jess Cheated and I Should Have Won" Plumley   9:31.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M332010Miller High Life, can  
195.Chris Willan*   9:31.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM322006Miller High Life, can  
196.Kenny Roman   9:35.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM212012Miller High Life, bottle  Blue Team
197.Terry "FAF" Fanning*   9:35.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM582010Miller High Life, can  
198.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   9:36.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382010Miller High Life, can  
199.Grant Bower   9:37.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
200.Deidre "Does Deutschland" McShea*   9:38.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF242010Miller High Life, can  
201.Darkhorse "The phone's for you" Flores*   9:38.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM212005Miller High Life, can  15 miles a week
202.Mike Brenner   9:39.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  Unattached
203.Andy K   9:40.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M202009Miller High Life, bottle  
204.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   9:40.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452009Miller High Life, can  
205.Steve Cozine*   9:41.0   Morris County, NJ 10th Annual New Jersey Beermile C...M442012Miller High Life, bottle  
206.Heather "Pearl" Bolla*   9:41.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF342010Miller High Life, can  
207.Chris Sowers*   9:41.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  
208.Ian Landus*   9:45.0   Seattle, WA Cascadia Cup Beer MileM2009Miller High Life, can  Oregon
209.Michael Wiley*   9:45.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM232009Miller High Life, can  
210.Jim "beer belly" Felling   9:45.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialM252005Miller High Life, can  34-2:08-3:08-4:32-5:36-7:07-8:33-9:45 and then took a victory lap!
211.Neal "Il Castrado" Eberly*   9:46.5   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM362005Miller High Life, can  
212.Ed Lopez   9:49.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM492009Miller High Life, bottle  
213.Tom "broken skull" Stitt   9:49.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM212013Miller High Life, can  Organizer
214.A Hickson   9:53.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M232012Miller High Life, can  
215.Glenn Brown   9:54.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
216.todd "have we had sex" schmidt   9:54.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M392013miller high life, can  
217.Matt McCarthy   9:55.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
218.The Wagon   9:56.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM192011Miller High Life, can  
219.Kevin Mahoney   9:56.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
220.Clif "C3PHoles" Wigington*   9:56.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM282010Miller High Life, can  
221.Neal "Il Castrado" Eberly*   9:57.6   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM392009Miller High Life, can  
222.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   9:58.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM422010Miller High Life, can  
223.Mike Speer*   9:59.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
224.Jeremy Flinn*   10:00.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
225.Indiana "she's not my girlfriend" Jones*   10:00.8   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM192005Miller High Life, can  held up by carrying too much around the track
226.Kenny Hollick*   10:01.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM402007Miller High Life, can  
227.Scott "W" Weispfennig   10:01.3   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...M232008Miller High Life, can  seasoned veteran off his game today
228.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   10:02.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM332006Miller High Life, can  
229.Nicole Grossberg*   10:02.8   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF262010Miller High Life, can  
230.Brian Mahoney   10:03.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
231.Michael "The South African" Mentz*   10:03.3   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M262009Miller High Life, bottle  penalty lap
232.John "Power Tool" Holmes*   10:04.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM552007Miller High Life, can  
233.Richard "French Drip" Brown*   10:06.5   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM372005Miller High Life, can  
234.Roy "Puppy Prick" Lewis*   10:07.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382006Miller High Life, can  
235.Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" McClernand   10:08.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  Freshman of the Year
236.TJ "Frat Bro" McCann   10:08.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM192013Miller High Life, can  First Timer
237.Michael "Pussy Checker" Rudel*   10:08.1   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM462009Miller High Life, can  
238.Elijah Shekinah*   10:08.7   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M312009Miller High Life, can  penalty lap
239.Brian "P Nuttiest" Petraco   10:10.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM222011Miller High Life, bottle  With penalty lap
240.Adam "Duke of Puke" Walker*   10:10.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM412010Miller High Life, can  
241.Lee "Reverend" Brown*   10:10.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM652009Miller High Life, can  
242.K Junks   10:11.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM192011Miller High Life, can  Might have warmed up too hard
243.Jeff "Prison Pussy" Eisele*   10:16.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM372007Miller High Life, can  Brief Chunder, penalty lap
244.Scott Kell*   10:17.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452009Miller High Life, can  
245.In "did you tell her my name" Uniform*   10:19.6   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileF192005Miller High Life, can  talked the most shit before the race
246.Brian "The Aroused Octopus" McGovern   10:20.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  
247.Kent Bratsch*   10:20.1   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM412007Miller High Life, can  
248.Marie "Azz For Days" Forge   10:23.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F212011Miller High Life, can  Beat her boyfriend again
249.Matt "Goldilocks" McDonald*   10:23.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM382005Miller High Life, can  
250.rob "flabio" mcgowan   10:27.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M522013miller high life, can  
251.Joe McVeigh*   10:28.0   Morris County, NJ 9th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M482011Miller High Life, bottle  
252.Aloysius "Bombito" Ambidexter*   10:29.9   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  barefoot
253.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:29.9   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  barefoot, naked
254.Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter   10:29.9   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...M232008Miller High Life, can  getting worse every year
255.Doug "DougieFresh" Jordan   10:30.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM192013Miller High Life, can  Youngest
256.JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst*   10:32.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M422005Miller High Life, can  Chundered After, Visiting from San Diego
257.Kraig "Menage Myself" Junck*   10:33.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM452007Miller High Life, can  
258.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   10:33.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM662009Miller High Life, can  
259.Kevin Coughlin   10:33.0   St. Paul, MN Ignagural LTF Beer Run!M2012Miller High Life, can  
260.Phillip "Tai Tai Toy" Hollocher*   10:33.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM422007Miller High Life, can  Slight chunder, penalty lap
261.Lee "Reverend" Brown*   10:35.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM622006Miller High Life, can  
262.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   10:36.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM632006Miller High Life, can  
263.Scott "Butt Pirate" Poston*   10:37.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM342006Miller High Life, can  
264.Phillip "Tai Tai Toy" Hollocher*   10:37.5   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442009Miller High Life, can  
265.Charlie "Turn the" Page   10:38.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM192012Miller High Life, can  PR
266.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   10:38.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM392005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
267.Dave "Eurotrash" Milner   10:42.0   Nashville, TN 2011 Nashville Beer MileM402011Miller High Life, can  
268.Cory Davis   10:42.0   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM182005Miller High Life, can  
269.Ismael Carvajal*   10:42.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  
270.Scoot    10:44.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
271.Juan Galvan*   10:44.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372010Miller High Life, can  
272.John Plumley   10:45.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M352012Miller High Life,   
273.Alyssa Smidlein*   10:45.5   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF242010Miller High Life, can  
274.Fred Cromer*   10:47.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM432007Miller High Life, can  
275.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   10:47.8   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM462007Miller High Life, can  Major chunder - see video, penalty lap
276.Andrew "Thunder" Holbrook*   10:49.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileM312009Miller High Life, can  
277.Ian Cervi*   10:50.5   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  
278.Chris Dresser*   10:52.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
279.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green   10:53.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  PR
280.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   10:53.6   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM382005Miller High Life, can  
281.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:55.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialM282010Miller High Life, can  
282.nate "village tool" melster   10:55.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M342013miller high life, can  
283.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:58.0   Seattle, WA Cascadia Cup Beer MileM272009Miller High Life, can  Washington
284.trever "fingerbang an orangutan" huey   11:01.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M322013miller high life, can  
285.Paul Thames*   11:02.9   Knoxville, TN Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09M222009Miller High Life, can  
286.mark "baby huey" mccoy   11:03.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M442013miller high life, can  
287.Jeff "Saran Crap" Jeansonne*   11:04.0   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM352005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
288.Marie "Ass For Dayz" G   11:09.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicF212011Miller High Life, bottle  Female CDA Record
289.Glenn "Tony" Moyer   11:15.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Strong for first official race. A natural runner.
290.Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval*   11:15.2   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM612009Miller High Life, can  
291.John "Power Tool" Holmes*   11:20.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM582010Miller High Life, can  
292.Kevin "Skippy" Carraher   11:21.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M2011Miller High Life, can  
293.Jay Steiner*   11:21.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM332006Miller High Life, can  
294.Goes Down on Buoys   11:23.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
295.Ian "Rattata" Miller*   11:23.3   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM202011Miller High Life, can  Second finisher to not vomit
296.Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus*   11:24.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM402005Miller High Life, can  
297.Bryan "The Wiz" Massey   11:25.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M32010Miller High Life, can  Best Sportsmanship
298.James "Twinkle Toes" Schrodt*   11:25.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM262010Miller High Life, can  Ran Barefoot, Penalty lap
299.tony "inuendo" alfino   11:29.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M592013miller high life, can  
300.Mike "Not from Ontario" Williams*   11:30.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM212011Miller High Life, can  
301.Rachel "Saturday Night Beaver" McRee*   11:31.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF272006Miller High Life, can  
302.Thomas "Small Johnson" DiSalvio*   11:32.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM402009Miller High Life, can  
303.Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval*   11:35.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM592007Miller High Life, can  
304.Andy *   11:36.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM202009Miller High Life, can  
305.Brett Pope*   11:37.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM232009Miller High Life, can  Chundered, Penalty lap
306.Matt S.*   11:37.9   San Diego, CA 2013 Schmidt Cup ClassicM272013Miller High Life, bottle  
307.Chump Chump*   11:40.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialM2010Miller High Life, can  
308.Merrick "Rancid" Mainster*   11:43.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442010Miller High Life, can  
309.Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" McClernand*   11:45.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM182011Miller High Life, can  First beer mile
310.Rob    11:45.0   Tampa, Florida 2011 Tampa Beer MileM2011Miller High Life, can  
311.Eric "Shot gun" Cannon   11:46.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 4th AnnualM272008Miller High Life, can  
312.Hot Mess Express   11:47.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF212011Miller High Life, can  First female, ran a penalty lap for frecking
313.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   11:48.0   Portland, OR Travelin' Man Beer MileM282010Miller High Life, can  Boot Lap
314.Jon "Call me Maybe" Price   11:50.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM192012Miller High Life, can  
315.Grant "Red" Everett   11:50.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M262013Miller High Life, bottle  A truly fit runner, beer didn't slow him down.
316.Christopher "The Cat" Rossi   11:52.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School W...M202006Miller High Life, can  
317.Fran Garvin   11:52.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M352012Miller High Life,   
318.Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus*   11:52.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM422006Miller High Life, can  
319.Danny Grube*   11:52.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM252005Miller High Life, can  
320.Tom Stitt   11:57.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  White Team
321.Luke "Rocket Man" Edmondson   11:57.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM192013Miller High Life, can  marines
322.Mike "Burnsie" Berne*   12:00.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM192001Miller High Life, can  
323.David Moncure*   12:01.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM292009Miller High Life, can  Chundered, Penalty lap
324.Mike "Not From Ontario" Williams   12:01.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM212011Miller High Life, bottle  Lost to his girlfriend
325.Jon "XC" Kraus*   12:08.4   Emmaus, PA Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn o...M222004Miller High Life, can  First Emmaus BM on record
326.Marie "Ass for Dayz" George   12:09.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleF212012Miller High Life, can  Unattached
327.Kevin Fitzgerald   12:09.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM202010Miller High Life, bottle  
328.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   12:09.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM672010Miller High Life, can  
329.Kraig "Menage Myself" Junck*   12:10.8   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442009Miller High Life, can  
330.Jim "Corndog" Stracke   12:14.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M392010Miller High Life, can  Defending Champ
331.Chaka "Rubbin" Hannah*   12:14.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM342005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
332.Darren Hubbard*   12:16.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM302006Miller High Life, can  
333.Tony "Brisk-T" Briscoe*   12:17.0   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM192011Miller High Life, can  Solid Effort
334.josh "king nuts" klawitter   12:17.0   Brookings, SD south dakota beer mile champsM192003Miller High Life, can  puked,penalty lap
335.Ben Hermann*   12:18.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM222009Miller High Life, can  Chundered, Penalty lap
336.Mary "Growth Spurt" Colby*   12:18.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF482007Miller High Life, can  
337.Mike "Not From Ontario" Williams   12:24.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M212011Miller High Life, bottle  
338.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   12:26.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM472006Miller High Life, can  
339.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   12:29.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM332005Miller High Life, can  
340.Stephan "Stejpan" Wasilewski*   12:30.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM202002Miller High Life, can  
341.Scott "2 Hot" Weispfennig   12:31.0   Mankato, MN 2nd annual MSU Winter ChampionshipM212006Miller High Life, can  Took the second lap hard and let it all come out, yet finished the penalty lap with style
342.D-Rock "this isn't high school" Schwartz*   12:31.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM172005Miller High Life, can  threw up more times than ever before in his life (7) (penalty lap)
343.Kick Me in the Nuts   12:33.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
344.Matt    12:33.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
345.Sarah Z.    12:34.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  
346.Tony "Da Boul" Kresz   12:39.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  
347.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   12:40.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM482007Miller High Life, can  
348.Pete    12:41.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Miller High Life, bottle  
349.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   12:42.0   Denver, CO JK Good Luck Beer MileM222004Miller High Life, can  Kerry ended up losing, I hope it wasn't my fault.
350.Karen Wigal*   12:42.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF242009Miller High Life, can  Chundered 3 times, Penalty lap
351.Bob "Ass Swipe" Schamus*   12:43.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM452010Miller High Life, can  
352.Kat "Baby Rhino" Stinson   12:45.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F192011Miller High Life, can  
353.Bryan "Thuggin'" Bissell*   12:46.0   Tacoma, WA Stadium Alumz #1M292010Miller High Life, can  Derailed by a massive boot session with 4 ounces to go.
354.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   12:47.0   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM442005Miller High Life, can  2nd Beer Mile of Day - 10 minutes after first
355.Aloysius "Vinny Lemonade" Ambidexter*   12:47.1   Mystic, CT Mo Snow Mo ProblemsM212003Miller High Life, can  
356.Shane Donoky   12:48.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M192011Miller High Life, can  
357.Chip Weiss   12:49.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileM2013Miller High Life, can  
358.Chris "Esquire" Orlando   12:50.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M322010Miller High Life, can  
359.Birthday Cakes   12:53.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM202011Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
360.Brian "The Bear"    12:55.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpM202011Miller High Life, can  Might have puked
361.Graham "Parson's Nose" Lay*   12:57.9   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM562009Miller High Life, can  
362.Alan "Goontard" Hollingsworth*   13:00.3   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  3rd lap vomit
363.Jace Gohres   13:03.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM262010Miller High Life, can  
364.Neeraj Rohilla*   13:03.1   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - Fail on 3rd beer
365.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   13:05.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF532007Miller High Life, can  
366.Joe    13:06.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High LIfe, can  
367.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:06.3   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM502009Miller High Life, can  
368.Camie "Cock Broker" Vargo*   13:12.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF412006Miller High Life, can  
369.Ted "Deadly" Lee*   13:14.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM582006Miller High Life, can  
370.Ron "Roadkill" Naumann*   13:15.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM592009Miller High Life, can  
371.Richard "French Drip" Brown*   13:17.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M372005Miller High Life, can  
372.Christopher "Krusty Kreme" Holland*   13:18.6   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
373.Ryan "The Devil's" Spohn   13:19.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M342010Miller High Life, can  Finished with a kick
374.Amy Carlson*   13:21.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalF202006Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
375.Ron "Roadkill" Naumann*   13:21.9   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM562006Miller High Life, can  
376.Jon "Shuttle" Lennard*   13:24.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M392005Miller High Life, can  
377.Courtney Lane*   13:24.8   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF232006Miller High Life, can  
378.Steve "Hew" Williamson   13:25.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  
379.Kristin    13:25.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  7 minute PR from 2011
380.Ethel Frogger   13:27.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicF212011Miller High Life, bottle  
381.Danielle Deemer*   13:27.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF282005Miller High Life, can  
382.Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp*   13:28.4   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM202006Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
383.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:35.4   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM512010Miller High Life, can  
384.Courtney Lane*   13:36.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF222005Miller High Life, can  
385.Abner "Dr. Strange Hash" Burnitt*   13:37.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M2005Miller High Life, can  Joined us after running by
386.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:39.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM462005Miller High Life, can  
387.Bryan "Roadie" *   13:40.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM222009Miller High Life, can  
388.brenden "midgets make my dick look bigger" law   13:43.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M262013miller high life, can  puked, penalty lap
389.Andrew "DudeYouCrazy" Hall   13:50.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Disappointment. Pure disappointment.
390.Rick Wachtman*   13:51.7   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM282005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
391.Kelsey Marksman   13:58.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F212011Miller High Life, can  Fastest couple
392.Marlene "I drove an hour for this" Yeager   14:01.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF222005Miller High Life, can  30-2:01-2:57-4:25-5:50-7:20-Puked at 9-11:06-12:35-14:01
393.scott "aughghgh" stergios   14:06.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M362013miller high life, can  
394.Elliott "Balla'" Willson   14:16.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM262007Miller High Life, can  
395.Jason "Vague-Rant" Jahnz*   14:17.8   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
396.Paige "I've Got Southern Charm" Jones*   14:23.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileF262011Miller High Life, can  with aid of a push scooter
397.Alex "gimme some" Moore   14:23.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M22010Miller High Life, can  ginger representative
398.Steve "Hew" Williamson*   14:23.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM182011Miller High Life, can  First beer mile
399.John Robertson*   14:24.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372010Miller High Life, can  
400.Adam "Naliz" Nalisnick   14:30.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Hell of a first time on the beer mile. Chugged beer like it was air.
401.Amy    14:35.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  
402.Tony "Da Boul" Kresz   14:35.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  PR
403.Sean "Shouldn't Have Eaten That Steak" Cameron*   14:36.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM282011Miller High Life, can  penalty lap
404.Dan    14:36.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  
405.Rick G.    14:36.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller HIgh Life, can  is actually a good runner...
406.julie ann "lockbox" penaskovic   14:38.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...F402013miller high life, can  
407.Gregory "Puma" Parascandolo   14:40.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School W...M192006Miller High Life, can  
408.Brittany Tyner*   14:44.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  
409.Stacy "Stella" Huss   14:47.4   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...F212008Miller High Life, can  penalty lap - weak effort
410.Brian "Dick Assley" Konrach*   14:48.0   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM272010Miller High Life, can  
411.Charlie "Turn the" Page   14:54.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  White Team
412.Tonya "Black Warrior Princess" Lumphrey*   14:54.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileF292009Miller High Life, can  
413.Dan Laz *   14:55.0   Seattle, WA Seattle SpecialM2010Miller High Life, can  
414.Gillian "Jill"    14:58.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileF242004Miller High Life, can  slow and steady award
415.Duncan "Tacy" Henderson   14:58.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileF242004Miller High Life, can  at least she can pitch award
416.Shitshow    15:01.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
417.Kim "Pants on Fire" Walsh*   15:11.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF442010Miller High Life, can  
418.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   15:12.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF522006Miller High Life, can  
419.Michael "Swampa" Wiley*   15:13.3   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM242010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
420.Claire "Lola McLovin" Steinke   15:15.2   Brookings, SD Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil...F212008Miller High Life, can  pathetic attempt
421.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   15:18.4   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF542009Miller High Life, can  
422.Coree "Kenya" Woltering*   15:19.8   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  On his period
423.Matt Buccola*   15:21.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM232002Miller High Life, can  
424.Katie "Balls" Schmiech   15:30.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F192011Miller High Life, can  Did penalty lap
425.rick "bark if you love me" greatting   15:32.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M602013miller high life, can  
426.Danielle Deemer*   15:34.7   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF302006Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
427.Bob "Ass Swipe" Schamus*   15:42.0   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442009Miller High Life, can  Chundered twice, Penalty lap
428.Bobby Somers*   15:48.2   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM342010Miller High Life, can  
429.Havard "Thesoreass" Scott*   16:04.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitati...M412005Miller High Life, can  Visiting from San Diego
430.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   16:05.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF512005Miller High Life, can  
431.Just Brad   16:09.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
432.Just Kyle   16:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
433.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green   16:10.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M182011Miller High Life, can  Did penalty lap, puker of the year award
434.Todd "Lazyface" Owen   16:10.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M212010Miller High Life, can  no trash
435.Ramona "Old Faithful" Zamudio*   16:11.7   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF482010Miller High Life, can  
436.Dominic "I Just Ate an Italian Hoagie" Fahey   16:14.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M332010Miller High Life, can  
437.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   16:19.3   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM382007Miller High Life, can  
438.Udder Sucker   16:22.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008M362008Miller High Life, can  poured all 6 beers in a container
439.todd "g minor" glasson   16:24.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M482013miller high life, can  
440.Aida "Rain" Sulzbach*   16:24.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF472006Miller High Life, can  
441.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   16:24.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM412010Miller High Life, can  
442.Steve "Hew" Williamson   16:28.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  Puked and
443.Mike "NASA" DeCristofaro   16:31.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM202013Miller High Life, can  non-athlete
444.Norm Woods*   16:32.0   Burbank, IL McWoods Turkey Beer MileM462013Miller High LIfe, can  
445.Dru "Ho Bag" Phelps*   16:36.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF412006Miller High Life, can  
446.Jake Gauthier*   16:40.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Miller High Life, can  
447.+2 Coonass   16:42.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
448.Thomas "T-Bag" Johnson   16:45.0   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...M242010Miller High Life, can  trashman
449.Willey Hart*   16:49.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileF2012Miller High Life, can  
450.Robby    16:51.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM2010Miller High Life, bottle  
451.Mike "Not from Ontario" Williams   17:00.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM212012Miller High Life, can  White Team
452.Kyle    17:00.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M202009Miller High Life, bottle  
453.Nick Townsend*   17:02.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM232005Miller High Life, can  
454.Angie Kleman*   17:05.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF252006Miller High Life, can  
455.Brad "Godbeast" Godbee   17:06.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Crushed for a first time competitor. Even skills in running and drinking.
456.Schwarzkopf "Coxcycle" Frank   17:13.0   Ann Arbor, MI Motown/Ann Arbor H3 Fall Classic ...M462008Miller High Life, can  
457.Kari "Cous" Koos*   17:14.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileF272011Miller High Life, can  penalty lap
458.Renee "Cums Anyway" Watson*   17:18.9   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF282006Miller High Life, can  
459.Bryant "Simple" Simpson*   17:25.8   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM202011Miller High Life, can  Vomitted 5 times overall
460.Nick Wolynsky*   17:26.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M252006Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
461.Bob    17:28.0   Tampa, FL 2012 Tampa Beer MileM2012Miller High Life, can  2nd puker
462.Rick Olson   17:30.0   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM182005Miller High Life, can  Vomited
463.Mark "The Birch" Birchell*   17:40.9   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM232010Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
464.Zone Hazel*   17:44.9   Middletown, CT Uncle Owie's Birthday SpectacularM212003Miller High Life, can  
465.Heidi "Queen Of Five Points" Wilson   17:57.0   Nashville, TN 2011 Nashville Beer MileF362011Miller High Life, can  
466.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   17:58.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Beer Mile #1M192001Miller High Life, can  First Beer Mile, lots of hiccups
467.Susan Burge   18:00.0   South Elgin, IL 2nd Annual Grand Slam Beer MileF412013Miller High Life, can  Women's Champion
468.rachelle "cream la queefa" nanneman   18:01.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...F282013miller high life, can  
469.Spill "The Thrill"    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF212011Miller High Life, can  tie
470.MacGreuber    18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF192011Miller High Life, can  tie
471.Young Megz   18:05.0   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF182011Miller High Life, can  tie
472.c "manshaker" colton   18:14.0   San Diego, CA CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New ...M212013miller high life, can  *more like 41
473.Jack "John" Quindlen   18:20.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM232012Miller High Life, can  Unattached
474.Jason "Philli" Phillipi*   18:22.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM252011Miller High Life, can  
475.Katie "Bags" Lally   18:25.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...F192011Miller High Life, can  Did penalty lap
476.Earl "Balut" Mazell*   18:27.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM672006Miller High Life, can  
477.Tony "Da Boul" Kresz*   18:29.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM182011Miller High Life, can  First beer mile
478.Tom Soper*   18:32.6   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM402005Miller High Life, can  
479.Samantha "Matahor" Walker*   18:36.8   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF492006Miller High Life, can  
480.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green*   18:42.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM182011Miller High Life, can  7 minute PR
481.Matt "Falls alot" Doutt   18:53.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM242013Miller High Life, can  Bitch
482.Mindy Madoski*   19:09.2   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF292009Miller High Life, can  
483.Matt Boyer   19:11.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM192012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
484.The Commodore   19:11.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM192012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
485.Wesley "Pipes" Denecke*   19:11.0   State College, PA Mark Burnham Spring OpenerM202011Miller High Life, can  
486.Todd "Lazy Face" Owens   19:13.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM262009Miller High Life, can  good showing
487.Seth Deland   19:48.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileM2009Miller High Life, can  
488.Alex "CC" Egervary*   19:56.4   Emmaus, PA Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn o...M212004Miller High Life, can  
489.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   20:03.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM372006Miller High Life, can  
490.Gabe "Enrique" Ojeda*   20:09.6   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM182011Miller High Life, can  Hasn't run in two weeks
491.Sara "Fire Tunnel" Lauritzen*   20:12.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF382006Miller High Life, can  
492.Elizabeth Hall*   20:12.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF352006Miller High Life, can  
493.Alana Buonaguro   20:21.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 9th Annual Beer MileF2013Miller High Life, can  
494.JT Fleming   20:26.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM212012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
495.Caroline "Ewe" *   20:27.6   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF232010Miller High Life, can  
496.Lost Cunt-Tree    20:28.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM462006Miller High Life, bottle  
497.Jarod Brandonberg*   20:42.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM212011Miller High Life, can  
498.Ana "Analytical" Lytical   20:55.0   Ann Arbor, MI Motown/Ann Arbor H3 Fall Classic ...M572008Miller High Life, can  
499.Mystery "Jeff" Man   21:15.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileM292004Miller High Life, can  blew groceries, penalty lap, gatorade will to win award
500.touchdown "uresz" tk   21:25.0   State College, PA Spring 2014 IIM2014miller high life, bottle  
501.Jordan "J-Mac" McCarty*   21:26.1   Greenville, Il 2nd Biannual Greenville Beer MileM192011Miller High Life, can  Last person to not vomit
502.Kyle    21:28.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileM2009Miller High Life, can  
503.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   21:52.9   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM362005Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
504.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   21:57.7   Houston, TX 2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM402009Miller High Life, can  
505.Brian McInerney*   22:15.0   Burbank, IL McWoods Turkey Beer MileM512013Miller High Life, can  
506.Big Bald Beaver    22:24.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM362007Miller High Life, can  
507.Kyle *   22:37.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM202009Miller High Life, bottle  
508.Brian "The Aroused Octopus" McGovern   22:45.0   State College, PA Nake Ting ClassicM182011Miller High Life, bottle  DFL, first time, PR, penalty lap
509.Just Scott   22:49.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
510.Ricky Hoffman   22:50.0   River Falls, WI 5th Annual River Falls Days Beer ...M232012Miller High Life, can  the old champ struggled again
511.Mike "brown bottom" Romero   23:15.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM332009Miller High Life, can  finally finished
512.Fire in the Hole   23:22.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
513.Brian "P Nuttiest" Petraco   23:35.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM232012Miller High Life, can  
514.Jason *   23:36.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM222009Miller High Life, can  
515.Mike Ward   23:37.0   Westerville, OH CRC TNT Inaugural Beer MileM2014Miller High Life, can  
516.Hardcore "Kaishaku" Keith   23:40.0   Orlando, FL Baby's first beer mileM232008Miller High Life, bottle  
517.Jess "The Fish" Koltz   23:43.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF242013Miller High Life, can  First female
518.Steve V   23:47.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M272009Miller High Life, bottle  
519.Sean "Donkey" Fitzwilliam   23:51.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM312010Miller High Life, bottle  
520.Claire Long   23:52.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleF202012Miller High Life, can  Blue Team
521.Andrew Lilly   24:01.0   New Orleans, LA Memorial Day Beer MileM342010Miller High Life, can  
522.Ross "The Hoss" Fuller   24:07.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Vomitted. Championed on.
523.Hoover McSucknfuck   24:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
524.Jason Lindenberg   24:40.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M222009Miller High Life, bottle  Puked at 5:30
525.Jeff Barry   24:57.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM202012Miller High Life, can  White Team
526.Adam "Neon" Sandcastle   25:00.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Neon's brother killed it.
527.Barry "the condor" Floyd   25:25.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM382009Miller High Life, can  all heart
528.Matty "Fuckin" Shanks   25:56.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM212013Miller High Life, can  Ironman
529.John "How about a 3 some" Malone   25:57.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM212013Miller High Life, can  Mid race shit
530.Cory "El Diablo" Dukes   26:20.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Really, really, really threw up. Hard.
531.Brad Thompson   26:21.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM192012Miller High Life, can  White Team
532.Taylor "Gurley Man" Gurley   26:40.0   Acworth, GA The Great American Pecan Sandies ...M252013Miller High Life, bottle  Winners don''t always win.
533.Christina "Ragin' Cajun" Kaighen   27:34.0   Nashville, TN 2011 Nashville Beer MileF312011Miller High Life, can  
534.3"Million Dollar Man "3"" *   29:03.0   Alabama Mutha Rucker H3M362010Miller High Life, can  No Puke
535.Tara *   29:44.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileF232009Miller High Life, can  Drank 4 beers
536.Sarah "the secretary" Walters-Slezak   30:12.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF202013Miller High Life, bottle  
537.Kristina "Dragon" Drago   31:45.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF212013Miller High Life, bottle  Rower
538.Doc Leaf "Doc Leaf" *   33:30.0   Alabama Mutha Rucker H3F2010Miller High Life, can  No Puke
539.Ryan "Rambo" Ridge   34:50.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM262009Miller High Life, can  Head held high.
540.Greg Wolosyzn   36:05.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM212012Miller High Life, can  White Team
541.Katie "The treasure" Mangan   37:03.0   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileF212013Miller High Life, bottle  First Timer
542.Liz "Beer Baby" Holbrook*   37:31.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileF272009Miller High Life, can  Threw up on lap 2 but stuck it out and ran a 5th lap
543.KC Covert   41:16.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatF272011Miller High Life, bottle  
544.Danielle Vlaho   41:24.0   Montreal, PQ 1st Annual Beers 4 Kidz Beer MileF282014Miller High Life, can  
545.Kara Maser   50:17.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatF292011Miller High Life, bottle  
546.Juts Nate    57:34.0   Raeford, NC 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Bee...M2006Miller High Life, can  Beat by 2 Different Girls
547.Sean "earn it" Hearn   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M192005Miller High Life, can  
548.Kai F   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M172005Miller High Life, can  
549.Joe "tits" Fedorowicz   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M192005Miller High Life, can  
550.Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory   DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
551.Wikipediphelia    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
552.Cumlocker    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
553.Banhana "And" Rails   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF2011Miller High Life, can  ran as a pair, spilled beer, threw up, made a bunch of noise, and might not have finished
554.Molls "Gets" Balls   DNF   Somewhere in, OH Turkey Trot Tune UpF2011Miller High Life, can  ??
555.Alan Jacob*   DNF   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
556.Justin *   DNF   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverM2005Miller High Life,   
557.Convict Gradening   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMF2010Miller High Life, can  
558.Jon Lindenauer   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M192007Miller High Life, can  
559.SuperDave Superblech   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMM2010Miller High Life, can  
560.Bobby Brady   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMM2010Miller High Life, can  
561.Chris O'Dwyer   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile Champion...M192007Miller High Life, can  
562.Jenny Nikolas   DNF   Location X, Medina, Ohio Medina BMF2010Miller High Life, can  
563.Kwik "Kwik"    DNF   Orlando, FL Baby's first beer mileM342008Miller High Life, bottle  Only successfully drank 2 of the 4 beers.
564.Junyong Pak*   DNF   New Orleans, LA New Orleans Summer Beer MileM2005Miller High Life, can  6.08 PR
565.Lanae "the sleeper" Savu   DNF   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...F282010Miller High Life, can  nice try
566.Aimee "Lil Sumpin" Stoneking   DNF   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...F2010Miller High Life, can  tied for first in the last name contest
567.Amy "What'd You Say?!" Woodcock   DNF   Jacksonville, FL 2nd Annual Preseason Projectile C...F2010Miller High Life, can  co champ last name. long lost twin sister
568.Michael "The Jesus" Pratt   DNF   Iowa City, IA First Official Iowa City Beer MileM292007Miller High Life, bottle  
569.Eric "Cannon Ball" Hansen*   DNF   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile...M242005Miller High Life,   sick
570.Rick "Estrus" Jaeger*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM622006Miller High Life, can  
571.Lisa "FMR" Francis*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF452006Miller High Life, can  
572.Alex Pyle   DNF   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM182005Miller High Life, can  Couldn't proceed after 2 Laps
573.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM382006Miller High Life, can  
574.Amy Anthony*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF212006Miller High Life, can  
575.Sam "Supersammo 5k" Suparat   DNF   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM202006Miller High Life, can  Beer was a bad choice...first attempt by the rookie, retired after 3rd beer...
576.Andrew "virgin" O'Neil   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M212008miller high life, can  tried his best
577.Tristen "chef" Montalvo   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic...M212008miller high life, can  showed up late..tried his best
578.Sara "Cheater" Rudy   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF222005Miller High Life, can  Started spitting out beer at 10 minutes and sitting at 12 and only did 3 laps
579.Jill "All-American" Crandy   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF222005Miller High Life, can  Did do hurdles around her 3rd lap....but didn't finish...
580.Scott "I have to be up at 6am" Skully   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialM2005Miller High Life, can  No excuse.
581.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   DNF   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM402005Miller High Life, can  Vomit - did not run Penalty Lap
582.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   DNF   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM442010Miller High Life, can  4 chunders
583.Glenn "Pee Wee" Darrah*   DNF   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM532010Miller High Life, can  
584.Val Ochoa*   DNF   Houston, TX 2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM352010Miller High Life, can  
585.Jon "Shuttlecock" Lennard*   DNF   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM392005Miller High Life, can  did not run Penalty Lap
586.Kent "Sorry" Byler   DNF   Flagler Beach Spring Break Florida Beer MileM242013Miller High Life, can  Bricks
587.Matt Lawson   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M192005Miller High Life, can  *6:19 (PA #2), but controversial last beer







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