Beermile.com World Records
Top Performances Drinking Miller High Life

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Elijah "The Captain" Shekinah*   5:44.5   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M29Miller High Life, can  1st time
2.Brandon "Brando" Griffin   5:59.7   Roseville, MN connie wilmes memorial beer mileM20Miller High Life, can  Kingston Rules
3.Chris "Brewski" Bruce*   6:02.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM20Miller High Life, can  
4.Oakton "meatwad" Elite*   6:38.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  competed at jr world cross
5.Dan Lazarek*   6:40.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM21Miller High Life, can  
6.Matt Seeley*   6:41.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile ChampionshipM33Miller high life, can  pro triathete
7.Matt "Mr Kayak" Nolen*   6:45.2   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M24Miller High Life, can  1st time
8.Andrew "Hugh Jass" Press*   6:45.8   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M21Miller High Life, can  2nd time
9.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy   6:48.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile ChampionshipM20Miller High Life, can  didn't throw up
10.Mike "Slimy Sarah" Drinane*   6:49.0   Roseville, MN connie wilmes memorial beer mileM20Miller High Life, can  Kingston Rules
11.Matt "Dark Horse" Heisman*   6:50.0   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile ChampionshipsM20Miller High Life, can  SD state Record
12.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   6:50.1   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  
13.Pat Sullivan   6:52.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile ChampionshipM19Miller High Life, can  
14.Matthieu Moss*   6:58.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM19Miller High Life, can  
15.Jeremy Solomon*   7:02.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM19Miller High Life, can  
16.Chris "Nolimitrunna" Lamperski   7:03.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM25Miller High Life, can  1st beer mile
17.Matt "FP" Strohmayer*   7:05.3   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM33Miller High Life, can  
18.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:06.3   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  
19.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:07.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
20.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:10.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School West Summer Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
21.Steve Logan   7:12.0   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile ChampionshipM19Miller High Life, can  didn't throw up
22.David "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio*   7:13.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM20Miller High Life, can  
23.Brian Lowe   7:22.0   Orange, OH The 1st Annual Orange Invitational MileM18Miller High Life, can  
24.Justin Freiberg*   7:24.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM20Miller High Life, can  
25.Freshman "The Future" Sensation*   7:24.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  has dreamy eyes
26.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:25.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
27.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   7:31.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  Fastest Beer Drinker
28.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   7:31.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
29.Josh "Klitripper Klaywater" Klawitter   7:33.0   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM21Miller High Life, can  Strong Run taking home the win with a new PR
30.Brent "Beej" Smith*   7:35.0   Knoxville, TN RMB Beer Mile 2007M22Miller High Life, can  1st time, DQ
31.Dave "Harry Balzonya" DiValerio*   7:37.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  wearing official OR Scrubs and Vlad Squad Uniform
32.Rob Dalto   7:37.0   Westport, CT 2005 FCIAC Outdoor Track Beer Mile ChampionshipsM17Miller High Life, can  
33.Owen "Uncle Owie" Kiely*   7:37.9   Middletown, CT Uncle Owie's Birthday SpectacularM19Miller High Life, can  
34.Kyle Ward   7:38.0   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M18Miller High Life, can  
35.Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy*   7:38.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM19Miller High Life, can  2nd beer mile win in 4 days
36.Dave DiValerio*   7:39.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
37.Lauren McCarthy*   7:43.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsF19Miller High Life, can  damn fast for a girl
38.Chad "Primo" Latinino*   7:45.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile ChampionshipM32Miller High Life, can  
39.Lat Purser   7:50.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileMMiller High Life,   DQ- alcohol content
40.Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter*   7:56.0   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile ChampionshipsM20Miller High Life, can  Beat Former SD state record
41.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   7:56.7   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  
42.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   7:57.7   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
43.Bloody "Team No Standards" T*   8:00.0   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
44.Gerald "Covered in mud" Pillow*   8:04.2   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  started in last
45.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:05.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  
46.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   8:08.3   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM35Miller High Life, can  
47.Bryan "Commitment to Excellence" Bissell*   8:09.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  barefoot
48.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   8:10.4   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
49.Donnie "Roller" Hall*   8:11.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  Chundered After
50.Greg Kammerle   8:12.0   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M17Miller High Life, can  
51.Jake "Manhandler" Everett*   8:13.9   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  Chundered After
52.eric "canonball" hanson   8:15.0    south dakota state university beer mile champsM22Miller High Life, can  male snow mile world record holder
53.eric "canonball" hansen   8:15.0   Brookings, SD south dakota beer mile champsM21Miller High Life, can  world record holder
54.Miguel "Mike" Irbe   8:16.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileM27Miller High Life, can  best dressed award
55.Jeff "Saran" Jeansonne*   8:16.4   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM35Miller High Life, can  Probably fastest running time
56.Jake "Lube Job" DeBoe*   8:20.9   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM59Miller High Life, can  
57.Robert Judson*   8:22.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeM19Miller High Life, can  
58.Jeff Nittrouer*   8:22.0   New Orleans, LA ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer MileMMiller High Life, bottle  Heat 4 winner, warning issued: advancing before beer finished
59.Michael "Pussy Checker" Rudel*   8:27.4   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
60.Katie Trandem*   8:29.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan Prime TimeF21Miller High Life, can  
61.Scott "Canadian Whore Lover" Weispfennig   8:32.0   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM20Miller High Life, can  After a strong start, Scott enjoyed his beer a little too much but held strong with a new PR
62.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   8:32.7   Mystic, CT Mo Snow Mo ProblemsM21Miller High Life, can  
63.Tom "Grind" Helm*   8:36.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
64.Brendan King*   8:39.0   Millersville, PA Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier Beer Mile 2006M23Miller High Life, bottle  Threw down a 64 second last lap
65.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:45.6   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
66.Joe Norton*   8:50.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
67.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   8:51.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
68.Kyle "John Boy" Hensley*   8:53.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  
69.Angus "Goat" Fredenburg*   8:55.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  
70.Christian Schmidt*   8:57.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
71.Special K*   8:57.0   Millersville, PA Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier Beer Mile 2006M21Miller High Life, bottle  Virgin Performance
72.The Babbler   9:00.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialMMiller High Life, can  
73.Steve Logan*   9:00.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM19Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
74.Steve "Ass Grabber" Conner*   9:02.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  
75.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   9:04.2   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
76.Eric "Eargasm" Lauritzen*   9:06.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM35Miller High Life, can  
77.Elected "attended kegger before" Official*   9:07.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  hates flip flops
78.Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy*   9:10.3   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
79.Vince Buccola*   9:12.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  barefoot
80.Eric "Pimp Doggie Dawg" Huchton*   9:12.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
81.Jay "Queen of Denial" Thrasher*   9:12.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
82.Nate Malatesta   9:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
83.Lisa "FMR" Francis*   9:13.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF44Miller High Life, can  
84.Mark "Huey" McCoy*   9:14.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  Visiting from San Diego
85.Tim "Bump Slut" Helm*   9:14.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
86.Missy "World's Longest House" Axelrodd*   9:18.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  first good race on the track ever
87.Treb "Had Taco Bell for dinner" Roberts*   9:26.4   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  2:17 last 800 (penalty lap)
88.Mr. Undefeated   9:27.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM21Miller High Life, can  
89.Kevin "Damaged Goods" Hale*   9:27.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
90.Chris Willan*   9:31.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM32Miller High Life, can  
91.Darkhorse "The phone's for you" Flores*   9:38.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM21Miller High Life, can  15 miles a week
92.Jim "beer belly" Felling   9:45.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialM25Miller High Life, can  34-2:08-3:08-4:32-5:36-7:07-8:33-9:45 and then took a victory lap!
93.Neal "Il Castrado" Eberly*   9:46.5   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM36Miller High Life, can  
94.Matt McCarthy   9:55.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
95.Mike Speer*   9:59.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
96.Jeremy Flinn*   10:00.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
97.Indiana "she's not my girlfriend" Jones*   10:00.8   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  held up by carrying too much around the track
98.Kenny Hollick*   10:01.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
99.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   10:02.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM33Miller High Life, can  
100.John "Power Tool" Holmes*   10:04.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM55Miller High Life, can  
101.Richard "French Drip" Brown*   10:06.5   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
102.Roy "Puppy Prick" Lewis*   10:07.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
103.Jeff "Prison Pussy" Eisele*   10:16.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  Brief Chunder, penalty lap
104.In "did you tell her my name" Uniform*   10:19.6   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileF19Miller High Life, can  talked the most shit before the race
105.Kent Bratsch*   10:20.1   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  
106.Matt "Goldilocks" McDonald*   10:23.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
107.Vince "Bombito" Buccola*   10:29.9   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  barefoot
108.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   10:29.9   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  barefoot, naked
109.JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst*   10:32.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  Chundered After, Visiting from San Diego
110.Kraig "Menage Myself" Junck*   10:33.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM45Miller High Life, can  
111.Phillip "Tai Tai Toy" Hollocher*   10:33.7   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  Slight chunder, penalty lap
112.Lee "Reverend" Brown*   10:35.0   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM62Miller High Life, can  
113.Don "Pull the Plug" Christopher*   10:36.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM63Miller High Life, can  
114.Scott "Butt Pirate" Poston*   10:37.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM34Miller High Life, can  
115.Tom "Grind Slut" Helm*   10:38.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
116.Cory Davis   10:42.0   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM18Miller High Life, can  
117.Fred Cromer*   10:47.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM43Miller High Life, can  
118.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   10:47.8   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM46Miller High Life, can  Major chunder - see video, penalty lap
119.Chris Dresser*   10:52.0   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
120.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   10:53.6   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
121.Jeff "Saran Crap" Jeansonne*   11:04.0   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM35Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
122.Jay Steiner*   11:21.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM33Miller High Life, can  
123.Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus*   11:24.2   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
124.Rachel "Saturday Night Beaver" McRee*   11:31.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF27Miller High Life, can  
125.Sandy "The Pits" Sandoval*   11:35.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM59Miller High Life, can  
126.Eric "Shot gun" Cannon   11:46.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 4th AnnualM27Miller High Life, can  
127.Christopher "The Cat" Rossi   11:52.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School West Summer Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
128.Bob "Ass Wipe" Schamus*   11:52.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM42Miller High Life, can  
129.Danny Grube*   11:52.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM25Miller High Life, can  
130.Mike "Burnsie" Berne*   12:00.0   Middletown, CT 2001 Wesleyan Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  
131.Jon "XC" Kraus*   12:08.4   Emmaus, PA Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn of the BrewM22Miller High Life, can  First Emmaus BM on record
132.Chaka "Rubbin" Hannah*   12:14.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM34Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
133.Darren Hubbard*   12:16.1   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM30Miller High Life, can  
134.josh "king nuts" klawitter   12:17.0   Brookings, SD south dakota beer mile champsM19Miller High Life, can  puked,penalty lap
135.Mary "Growth Spurt" Colby*   12:18.2   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF48Miller High Life, can  
136.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   12:26.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM47Miller High Life, can  
137.Daniel "McPisser" Watson*   12:29.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM33Miller High Life, can  
138.Stephan "Stejpan" Wasilewski*   12:30.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
139.Scott "2 Hot" Weispfennig   12:31.0   Mankato, MN 2nd annual MSU Winter ChampionshipM21Miller High Life, can  Took the second lap hard and let it all come out, yet finished the penalty lap with style
140.D-Rock "this isn't high school" Schwartz*   12:31.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM17Miller High Life, can  threw up more times than ever before in his life (7) (penalty lap)
141.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   12:40.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM48Miller High Life, can  
142.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   12:42.0   Denver, CO JK Good Luck Beer MileM22Miller High Life, can  Kerry ended up losing, I hope it wasn't my fault.
143.Donnie "Roller Balls" Hall*   12:47.0   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM44Miller High Life, can  2nd Beer Mile of Day - 10 minutes after first
144.Vince "Vinny Lemonade" Buccola*   12:47.1   Mystic, CT Mo Snow Mo ProblemsM21Miller High Life, can  
145.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   13:05.0   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF53Miller High Life, can  
146.Camie "Cock Broker" Vargo*   13:12.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF41Miller High Life, can  
147.Ted "Deadly" Lee*   13:14.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM58Miller High Life, can  
148.Richard "French Drip" Brown*   13:17.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
149.Amy Carlson*   13:21.0   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalF20Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
150.Ron "Roadkill" Naumann*   13:21.9   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM56Miller High Life, can  
151.Jon "Shuttle" Lennard*   13:24.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  
152.Courtney Lane*   13:24.8   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF23Miller High Life, can  
153.Danielle Deemer*   13:27.4   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF28Miller High Life, can  
154.Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp*   13:28.4   Mahwah, NJ 601 Stupid InvitationalM20Miller High Life, can  didn't do the penalty lap
155.Courtney Lane*   13:36.3   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF22Miller High Life, can  
156.Abner "Dr. Strange Hash" Burnitt*   13:37.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  Joined us after running by
157.Duane "Pipes" Hadley*   13:39.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM46Miller High Life, can  
158.Rick Wachtman*   13:51.7   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM28Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
159.Marlene "I drove an hour for this" Yeager   14:01.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF22Miller High Life, can  30-2:01-2:57-4:25-5:50-7:20-Puked at 9-11:06-12:35-14:01
160.Elliott "Balla'" Willson   14:16.0   Charlotte, NC Dilworth Beer MileM26Miller High Life, can  
161.Gregory "Puma" Parascandolo   14:40.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School West Summer Beer MileM19Miller High Life, can  
162.Rick "Bubble Cumm" Crusha*   14:51.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  sported a fashion kilt at today's event
163.Gillian "Jill"    14:58.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileF24Miller High Life, can  slow and steady award
164.Duncan "Tacy" Henderson   14:58.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileF24Miller High Life, can  at least she can pitch award
165.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   15:12.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF52Miller High Life, can  
166.Matt Buccola*   15:21.0   Middletown, CT Wesleyan May Day Beer MileM23Miller High Life, can  
167.Danielle Deemer*   15:34.7   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF30Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
168.Havard "Thesoreass" Scott*   16:04.0   Houston, TX 2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer MileM41Miller High Life, can  Visiting from San Diego
169.Carol "Sham" Schmitz*   16:05.1   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileF51Miller High Life, can  
170.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   16:19.3   Houston, TX 2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
171.Udder Sucker   16:22.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008M36Miller High Life, can  poured all 6 beers in a container
172.Aida "Rain" Sulzbach*   16:24.6   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF47Miller High Life, can  
173.Dru "Ho Bag" Phelps*   16:36.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF41Miller High Life, can  
174.Jake Gauthier*   16:40.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M26Miller High Life, can  
175.Rick "Bubble Cumm" Crusha*   16:48.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileM39Miller High Life, can  Sported a fashion kilt, just like last year!
176.Nick Townsend*   17:02.8   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM23Miller High Life, can  
177.Angie Kleman*   17:05.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF25Miller High Life, can  
178.Renee "Cums Anyway" Watson*   17:18.9   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF28Miller High Life, can  
179.Nick Wolynsky*   17:26.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M25Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
180.Rick Olson   17:30.0   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM18Miller High Life, can  Vomited
181.Zone Hazel*   17:44.9   Middletown, CT Uncle Owie's Birthday SpectacularM21Miller High Life, can  
182.Earl "Balut" Mazell*   18:27.5   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM67Miller High Life, can  
183.Tom Soper*   18:32.6   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  
184.Samantha "Matahor" Walker*   18:36.8   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF49Miller High Life, can  
185.Alex "CC" Egervary*   19:56.4   Emmaus, PA Ghosts of Emmaus Past: The Turn of the BrewM21Miller High Life, can  
186.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   20:03.4   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM37Miller High Life, can  
187.Sara "Fire Tunnel" Lauritzen*   20:12.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF38Miller High Life, can  
188.Elizabeth Hall*   20:12.2   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF35Miller High Life, can  
189.Lost Cunt-Tree    20:28.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM46Miller High Life, bottle  
190.Mystery "Jeff" Man   21:15.0   Southern California, CA Bulldog Beer MileM29Miller High Life, can  blew groceries, penalty lap, gatorade will to win award
191.Jim "All Head No Shaft" Robertson*   21:52.9   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM36Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap - vomit
192.Big Bald Beaver    22:24.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM36Miller High Life, can  
193.Robert "Bobbo" Pecchia   32:10.0   Cranston, RI 2nd Annual Cranston High School West Summer Beer MileM20Miller High Life, can  
194.Juts Nate    57:34.0   Raeford, NC 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  Beat by 2 Different Girls
195.Alan Jacob*   DNF   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
196.Keith Botchie*   DNF   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
197.Justin *   DNF   Altoona, PA 4 beers, 4 laps, 4 HooverMMiller High Life,   
198.Sara "Cheater" Rudy   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF22Miller High Life, can  Started spitting out beer at 10 minutes and sitting at 12 and only did 3 laps
199.Jill "All-American" Crandy   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialF22Miller High Life, can  Did do hurdles around her 3rd lap....but didn't finish...
200.Scott "I have to be up at 6am" Skully   DNF   River Falls, WI River Falls Beer Mile TrialMMiller High Life, can  No excuse.
201.Sean "earn it" Hearn   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M19Miller High Life, can  
202.Kai F   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M17Miller High Life, can  
203.Joe "tits" Fedorowicz   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M19Miller High Life, can  
204.Junyong Pak   DNF   New Orleans, LA New Orleans Summer Beer MileMMiller High Life, can  6.08 PR
205.Alex Pyle   DNF   Lake Oswego, OR 1st Annual Lake Oswego Beer MileM18Miller High Life, can  Couldn't proceed after 2 Laps
206.Stuart "PP" Muirhead*   DNF   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM40Miller High Life, can  Vomit - did not run Penalty Lap
207.Jon "Shuttlecock" Lennard*   DNF   Houston, TX 2005 Fall Houston Hash Beer MileM39Miller High Life, can  did not run Penalty Lap
208.Eric "Cannon Ball" Hansen*   DNF   Brookings, SD 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile ChampionshipsM24Miller High Life,   sick
209.Rick "Estrus" Jaeger*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM62Miller High Life, can  
210.Lisa "FMR" Francis*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF45Miller High Life, can  
211.Adam "Such a Puss" Metry*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileM38Miller High Life, can  
212.Amy Anthony*   DNF   Houston, TX 2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer MileF21Miller High Life, can  
213.Sam "Supersammo 5k" Suparat   DNF   North Branch, MN North Branch Mini Beer RunM20Miller High Life, can  Beer was a bad choice...first attempt by the rookie, retired after 3rd beer...
214.Jon Lindenauer   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile ChampionshipM19Miller High Life, can  
215.Chris O'Dwyer   DNF   Mahwah, NJ Ramapo College Beer Mile ChampionshipM19Miller High Life, can  
216.Michael "The Jesus" Pratt   DNF   Iowa City, IA First Official Iowa City Beer MileM29Miller High Life, bottle  
217.Matt Lawson   DNF   Upper Moreland, PA SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1M19Miller High Life, can  *6:19 (PA #2), but controversial last beer







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