| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Mike "The Big Guy" Kennedy |
7:12.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Spring Break Invite | M | 19 | Miller High Life Light, can | Didn't Puke |
| 2. | Pat "The Religious Guy" Sullivan |
7:56.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Spring Break Invite | M | 19 | Miller High Life Light, can | No Penalty Lap |
| 3. | Steve "The Gangly Guy" Logan |
8:19.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Spring Break Invite | M | 19 | Miller High Life Light, can | No Penalty Lap |
| 4. | Jared Mann |
8:19.0 |
Greencastle, IN | 2nd Annual Natty 1600 | M | 22 | Miller High Life Light, can | Came with the largest entourage |
| 5. | Michael "Drake" Drake |
9:55.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Spring Break Invite | M | 18 | Miller High Life Light, can | No Penalty Lap |
| 6. | Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp |
11:39.0 |
Mahwah, NJ | Ramapo College Spring Break Invite | M | 20 | Miller High Life Light, can | No Penalty Lap |
| 7. | Nate Ellis |
DNF |
Greencastle, IN | 2nd Annual Natty 1600 | M | 19 | Miller High Life Light, can | Only made it through one lap. |