| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Ricky Britton |
6:47.0 |
Chicago, IL | Chicagoland Practice Beer Mile - ... | M | | Miller Lite, can | near PR, lapped the field after 800m. |
| 2. | Andy Pele |
7:13.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, | Miller Lite = 4.2% |
| 3. | Brendan King |
7:30.0 |
Millersville, PA | Metrics Beer Mile 2006 | M | 23 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 4. | Justus "Gangsta J" Bibeau |
7:30.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 18 | Miller Lite, can | Training for first year of CC at NDSU, first beer mile |
| 5. | Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons |
7:33.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee... | M | 20 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 6. | Elliot Bassett* |
7:35.0 |
Missoula, MT | '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha... | M | | Miller lite, can | tripad |
| 7. | Blowup Dalai Nada |
7:50.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 8. | PereStroker |
8:00.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 9. | Mark "Lucky" Luckinbill |
8:05.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 10. | Andrew |
8:17.0 |
New Haven, CT | NHRR Beer Mile Championships 4 | M | 40 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 11. | Jason "Turney" Williams |
8:24.0 |
Tempe, AZ | Slow white dash | M | 37 | Miller lite, can | |
| 12. | Dave "DLube" Lubitz |
8:42.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 13. | Joel Brown* |
9:15.0 |
Missoula, MT | '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha... | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 14. | Mark "Chugger" Smith |
9:28.0 |
Charlotte, NC | First Annual Mike B-zzy Queens Be... | M | 21 | Miller Lite, can | Queens lacrosse |
| 15. | x "SingDog" x |
9:30.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | funnel |
| 16. | Eric "Slappy" Weber |
9:41.0 |
Tempe, AZ | Slow white dash | M | 39 | Miller lite, can | |
| 17. | Justi "Nippys" P |
9:43.0 |
Little Pines, AR | First Annual Campsgiving Beer Mile | M | 25 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 18. | Matt Griffie |
9:45.0 |
Millersville, PA | Metrics Beer Mile 2006 | M | 21 | Miller Lite, can | First Timer |
| 19. | Todd Maroney |
9:45.0 |
Madison, WI | 1st Annual Halloween Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 20. | Blair Rajamaki* |
9:50.0 |
Missoula, MT | '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha... | F | | Miller lite, can | |
| 21. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
9:52.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 22. | x "Bolo Headrat" x |
9:56.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 23. | Ethan |
10:02.0 |
Los Angeles, CA | socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile | M | | miller lite, can | light beer? |
| 24. | Schloerke "Shifty" Chad |
10:19.0 |
Burlington, VT | Burlington Beer Mile | M | 35 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 25. | Go Fuck Myself |
10:24.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile | M | 46 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 26. | Tabor "Uno Pelota" Toby |
10:34.0 |
Burlington, VT | Burlington Beer Mile | M | 34 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 27. | GoFuckMyself |
10:36.0 |
Bisbee, AZ | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09 | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 28. | Brooks "FLG" James |
10:41.0 |
Burlington, VT | Burlington Beer Mile | M | 41 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 29. | Rockin "Bmoney" Randall |
10:51.0 |
Bloomington, IN | Btown Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller Lite, can | First Time No Puke |
| 30. | Cock Herder |
11:11.0 |
Albuquerque, NM | ABQH3 4/20 Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | Sprite Mile |
| 31. | x "Little Buddy" |
11:14.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 32. | Bryan "Wipey" Huskey |
11:20.0 |
Tempe, AZ | Slow white dash | M | 32 | Miller lite, can | |
| 33. | Stanley "double barrel daryl" Daryl |
11:49.0 |
Burlington, VT | Burlington Beer Mile | M | 36 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 34. | Jamie Williams |
12:15.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 35. | Matt Monroe |
12:23.0 |
Chicago, IL | Chicagoland Practice Beer Mile - ... | M | | Miller Lite, can | used his 50K leg speed to outkick k-mack |
| 36. | Kyle McFarren |
12:24.0 |
Chicago, IL | Chicagoland Practice Beer Mile - ... | M | | Miller Lite, can | w/ a penalty lap, and almost beat Monroe |
| 37. | Jeff "Wing Nut" Nashwinter |
12:24.0 |
McLean, VA | Guys Night Out | M | 49 | Miller Lite, can | Nexst time have a warmup beer! |
| 38. | Brandon "Brandando" B |
12:36.0 |
Little Pines, AR | First Annual Campsgiving Beer Mile | M | 25 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 39. | andy "taco" marrocco* |
12:37.0 |
Salisbury, MD | salisbury annual post season beer... | M | 22 | Miller Lite, bottle | |
| 40. | Brandon "Brandando" Brown |
12:38.0 |
| | M | 24 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 41. | Cap'n |
12:49.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | what a kick |
| 42. | Steve "Aqua" Atwell |
12:50.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 43. | John Armstrong |
12:58.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 44. | Papa Don't Peek |
13:02.0 |
Tucson, AZ | Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical ... | M | | Miller Lite, can | Nautical in 14:40, first beer mile |
| 45. | Ryan Hill |
13:16.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 46. | Jill Bekaert |
13:17.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | F | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 47. | David Cheddar |
13:18.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | M | 32 | Miller Lite, can | strong improvement from the 2005 race |
| 48. | Sam "Jesus" Huberty |
13:30.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 17 | Miller Lite, can | Training for second year of high school CC, first beer mile |
| 49. | Running in Jeans Relay |
13:39.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | F | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 50. | Just Joe |
13:49.0 |
Albuquerque, NM | ABQH3 4/20 Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | Sprite Mile |
| 51. | Karsten "K-Go" Jepsen |
14:00.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 18 | Miller Lite, can | 1 season of high school CC, wants to play ultimate in college, first beer mile |
| 52. | John "JK" Kelsey |
14:00.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 17 | Miller Lite, can | Not a CC or track runner, finished the very first beer first, first beer mile |
| 53. | x "dod Mizz" |
14:04.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 54. | Lance "Ambu-Lance" Dempsey |
14:07.0 |
Charlotte, NC | First Annual Mike B-zzy Queens Be... | M | 21 | Miller Lite, can | 'Barefoot Award |
| 55. | FooCumYu |
14:10.0 |
Sierra Vista, AZ | Company Cock Memorial Beermile III | M | 44 | Miller lite, can | |
| 56. | Just "the stranger" David |
14:40.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 57. | Strange |
14:52.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | imagine what a little training would do |
| 58. | Tom "Champ" Hirt |
15:52.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2008 | M | 32 | Miller Lite, can | tied with Cheddar |
| 59. | David "Co-Champ" Cheddar |
15:52.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2008 | M | 34 | Miller Lite, can | strong effort |
| 60. | PaceHer |
16:00.0 |
Bisbee, AZ | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09 | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 61. | *. "Dumpy" Glover |
16:05.0 |
Tempe, AZ | Slow white dash | M | 44 | Miller lite, can | 1 pit stop |
| 62. | Sugar Plum Fairy |
16:14.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 63. | Jason Meadows |
16:58.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 64. | FunkyMonkeySpunk |
17:00.0 |
Bisbee, AZ | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09 | M | | Miller lite, can | |
| 65. | Bourbon Street Bitch |
17:13.0 |
Greensboro, NC | 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 66. | David "I was in the pool!" Cheddar* |
17:45.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 31 | Miller Lite, can | Wore bike helmet |
| 67. | x "Pukin Ty" |
18:10.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | 1st Vomiteer |
| 68. | Chris "isgay" Wenig |
18:21.0 |
River Falls, WI | 5th annual RF Days Beer Mile | M | 26 | Miller lite, can | |
| 69. | x "Problem Child" |
18:22.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 70. | Jacob "Brunsy" Brunsvold |
19:00.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 18 | Miller Lite, can | Training for first year of college CC at Rivers Falls, Wi. Threw up after lap 2. first beer mile |
| 71. | Cort Sattler |
19:09.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | M | 31 | Miller Lite, can | spill with intent |
| 72. | Joe Piccirilli |
19:35.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 73. | Andrew Jamieson |
19:35.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | M | 30 | Miller Lite, can | spill with intent |
| 74. | Matt Baum |
19:37.0 |
Chicago, IL | Chicagoland Practice Beer Mile - ... | M | | Miller Lite, can | lost his virginity, but still pathetic |
| 75. | Ryan |
19:37.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | pacing goes a long way |
| 76. | steve "deer" jacobs* |
19:54.0 |
Salisbury, MD | salisbury annual post season beer... | M | 21 | Miller Lite, bottle | |
| 77. | Dan Walker |
20:15.0 |
Berkeley, CA | 2nd Annual Birthday Beermile | M | | Miller Lite, can | A lite mile |
| 78. | Sniff the Bitches |
20:25.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2007 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | 6 Full Beers |
| 79. | Andrew Moore |
20:27.0 |
Houghton, MI | Halloween Quadathlon Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 80. | Laurissa Cubbage |
20:28.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | F | | Miller Lite, can | 3 |
| 81. | Jill Iser |
20:35.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | F | | Miller Lite, can | 2 |
| 82. | Doug Cubbage |
20:45.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 83. | John Bruno |
21:02.0 |
Berkeley, CA | 2nd Annual Birthday Beermile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 84. | Bonnie Reichardt |
21:09.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | F | 26 | Miller Lite, can | first female finisher |
| 85. | Manion "uno cerveza" Tom |
21:38.0 |
Burlington, VT | Burlington Beer Mile | M | 53 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 86. | ScoobyInABottle |
21:41.0 |
Bisbee, AZ | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09 | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 87. | Final FourPlay |
22:00.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | F | 42 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 88. | Tiggs |
22:12.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | nice form on the penalty lap |
| 89. | I Eat Cum |
22:18.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 90. | Kate Meinke |
22:57.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | F | 31 | Miller Lite, can | first beer mile, excellent showing |
| 91. | Jason "Little Rosey" Rosenberg |
23:20.0 |
Cruise Ship, Belize | International Waters | M | 33 | Miller Lite, bottle | 16 oz. beer by accident. Rigid Waters. |
| 92. | BK |
23:34.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | 25 | Miller Lite, can | lady broncos don't puke |
| 93. | Doctor StrangeGlove |
24:18.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 48 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 94. | Doug |
25:15.0 |
Houghton, MI | Halloween Quadathlon Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 95. | Chris Iser |
26:14.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 96. | Benner |
26:24.0 |
Houghton, MI | Halloween Quadathlon Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 97. | Matt Sumpter |
27:40.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 98. | ET BrokeBone |
28:38.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 99. | Colin "Schmoopie" Barr* |
30:00.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 28 | Miller Lite, can | Questionable beer drinking caught on tape |
| 100. | NFN Joe |
30:23.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 32 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 101. | Cort "T-Bone" Sattler* |
31:45.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 30 | Miller Lite, can | Penalty lap; spill with intent |
| 102. | Brian "Rosey" Rosenberg |
34:05.0 |
Cruise Ship, Belize | International Waters | M | 38 | Miller Lite, bottle | Projectile Vomit during beer 3. Heckled by woman from Alaska. |
| 103. | Mike "Airing of grievances" Linegang* |
35:15.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 30 | Miller Lite, can | Penalty lap; spill with intent |
| 104. | Betty Ann "Feats of Strength" Linegang* |
36:00.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 33 | Miller Lite, can | Penalty; spill with intent |
| 105. | Pelvis Costello |
36:58.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 50 | Miller Lite, can | Beat by Girl |
| 106. | Claire "Master of her domain" Liszkay* |
38:15.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 23 | Miller Lite, can | I feel good |
| 107. | Just VIc * |
39:45.0 |
Alabama | Mutha Rucker H3 | F | | Miller Lite, bottle | No Puke |
| 108. | Just Rick * |
39:45.0 |
Alabama | Mutha Rucker H3 | M | | Miller Lite, bottle | No Puke |
| 109. | NFHN Morgan |
51:37.0 |
Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008 | F | 27 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 110. | Bum Pumper |
DNF |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 55 | Miller Lite, can | Beat by Girl and oldest Competitor |
| 111. | Kelly Walker |
DNF |
Berkeley, CA | 2nd Annual Birthday Beermile | F | | MIller Lite, can | Maybe next year... |
| 112. | Joe "Joey D" Davis |
DNF |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 18 | Miller Lite, can | Threw up after lap one, DNF, first beer mile |
| 113. | Bourbon Street Bitch |
DNF |
New Bern, NC | 2007 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | 4 1/2 Beers |
