Beermile.com World Records
Top Performances Drinking Miller Lite

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Ricky Britton   6:47.0   Chicago, IL Chicagoland Practice Beer Mile - ...MMiller Lite, can  near PR, lapped the field after 800m.
2.Andy Pele   7:13.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileMMiller Lite,   Miller Lite = 4.2%
3.Brendan King   7:30.0   Millersville, PA Metrics Beer Mile 2006M23Miller Lite, can  
4.Justus "Gangsta J" Bibeau   7:30.0   White Bear Lake, Mn First Run Dub BM18Miller Lite, can  Training for first year of CC at NDSU, first beer mile
5.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:33.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee...M20Miller Lite, can  
6.Elliot Bassett*   7:35.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha...MMiller lite, can  tripad
7.Blowup Dalai Nada    7:50.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Hash Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  
8.PereStroker    8:00.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Hash Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  
9.Mark "Lucky" Luckinbill   8:05.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
10.Andrew    8:17.0   New Haven, CT NHRR Beer Mile Championships 4M40Miller Lite, can  
11.Jason "Turney" Williams   8:24.0   Tempe, AZ Slow white dashM37Miller lite, can  
12.Dave "DLube" Lubitz   8:42.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
13.Joel Brown*   9:15.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha...MMiller Lite, can  
14.Mark "Chugger" Smith   9:28.0   Charlotte, NC First Annual Mike B-zzy Queens Be...M21Miller Lite, can  Queens lacrosse
15.x "SingDog" x   9:30.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Beer MileMMiller Lite, cup  funnel
16.Eric "Slappy" Weber   9:41.0   Tempe, AZ Slow white dashM39Miller lite, can  
17.Justi "Nippys" P   9:43.0   Little Pines, AR First Annual Campsgiving Beer MileM25Miller Lite, can  
18.Matt Griffie   9:45.0   Millersville, PA Metrics Beer Mile 2006M21Miller Lite, can  First Timer
19.Todd Maroney   9:45.0   Madison, WI 1st Annual Halloween Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  
20.Blair Rajamaki*   9:50.0   Missoula, MT '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Cha...FMiller lite, can  
21.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:52.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M29Miller Lite, can  
22.x "Bolo Headrat" x   9:56.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Beer MileMMiller Lite, cup  
23.Ethan    10:02.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileMmiller lite, can  light beer?
24.Schloerke "Shifty" Chad   10:19.0   Burlington, VT Burlington Beer MileM35Miller Lite, can  
25.Go Fuck Myself   10:24.0   Tucson, AZ 30 Pack Prelube Beer MileM46Miller Lite, can  
26.Tabor "Uno Pelota" Toby   10:34.0   Burlington, VT Burlington Beer MileM34Miller Lite, can  
27.GoFuckMyself    10:36.0   Bisbee, AZ Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09MMiller Lite, can  
28.Brooks "FLG" James   10:41.0   Burlington, VT Burlington Beer MileM41Miller Lite, can  
29.Rockin "Bmoney" Randall   10:51.0   Bloomington, IN Btown Beer MileM21Miller Lite, can  First Time No Puke
30.Cock Herder   11:11.0   Albuquerque, NM ABQH3 4/20 Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  Sprite Mile
31.x "Little Buddy"    11:14.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Beer MileMMiller Lite, cup  
32.Bryan "Wipey" Huskey   11:20.0   Tempe, AZ Slow white dashM32Miller lite, can  
33.Stanley "double barrel daryl" Daryl   11:49.0   Burlington, VT Burlington Beer MileM36Miller Lite, can  
34.Jamie Williams   12:15.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
35.Matt Monroe   12:23.0   Chicago, IL Chicagoland Practice Beer Mile - ...MMiller Lite, can  used his 50K leg speed to outkick k-mack
36.Kyle McFarren   12:24.0   Chicago, IL Chicagoland Practice Beer Mile - ...MMiller Lite, can  w/ a penalty lap, and almost beat Monroe
37.Jeff "Wing Nut" Nashwinter   12:24.0   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM49Miller Lite, can  Nexst time have a warmup beer!
38.Brandon "Brandando" B   12:36.0   Little Pines, AR First Annual Campsgiving Beer MileM25Miller Lite, can  
39.andy "taco" marrocco*   12:37.0   Salisbury, MD salisbury annual post season beer...M22Miller Lite, bottle  
40.Brandon "Brandando" Brown   12:38.0    M24Miller Lite, can  
41.Cap'n    12:49.0   Shreveport, LA The BK Day Beer MileM29Miller Lite, can  what a kick
42.Steve "Aqua" Atwell   12:50.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Beer MileM22Miller Lite, can  
43.John Armstrong   12:58.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
44.Papa Don't Peek   13:02.0   Tucson, AZ Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical ...MMiller Lite, can  Nautical in 14:40, first beer mile
45.Ryan Hill   13:16.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
46.Jill Bekaert   13:17.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileFMiller Lite, can  
47.David Cheddar   13:18.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M32Miller Lite, can  strong improvement from the 2005 race
48.Sam "Jesus" Huberty   13:30.0   White Bear Lake, Mn First Run Dub BM17Miller Lite, can  Training for second year of high school CC, first beer mile
49.Running in Jeans Relay   13:39.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...FMiller Lite, can  
50.Just Joe   13:49.0   Albuquerque, NM ABQH3 4/20 Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  Sprite Mile
51.Karsten "K-Go" Jepsen   14:00.0   White Bear Lake, Mn First Run Dub BM18Miller Lite, can  1 season of high school CC, wants to play ultimate in college, first beer mile
52.John "JK" Kelsey   14:00.0   White Bear Lake, Mn First Run Dub BM17Miller Lite, can  Not a CC or track runner, finished the very first beer first, first beer mile
53.x "dod Mizz"    14:04.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Beer MileMMiller Lite, cup  
54.Lance "Ambu-Lance" Dempsey   14:07.0   Charlotte, NC First Annual Mike B-zzy Queens Be...M21Miller Lite, can  'Barefoot Award
55.FooCumYu    14:10.0   Sierra Vista, AZ Company Cock Memorial Beermile IIIM44Miller lite, can  
56.Just "the stranger" David   14:40.0   Tucson, AZ 2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  
57.Strange    14:52.0   Shreveport, LA The BK Day Beer MileM29Miller Lite, can  imagine what a little training would do
58.Tom "Champ" Hirt   15:52.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2008M32Miller Lite, can  tied with Cheddar
59.David "Co-Champ" Cheddar   15:52.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2008M34Miller Lite, can  strong effort
60.PaceHer    16:00.0   Bisbee, AZ Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09MMiller Lite, can  
61.*. "Dumpy" Glover   16:05.0   Tempe, AZ Slow white dashM44Miller lite, can  1 pit stop
62.Sugar Plum Fairy   16:14.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...MMiller Lite, can  
63.Jason Meadows   16:58.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
64.FunkyMonkeySpunk    17:00.0   Bisbee, AZ Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09MMiller lite, can  
65.Bourbon Street Bitch    17:13.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM37Miller Lite, can  
66.David "I was in the pool!" Cheddar*   17:45.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM31Miller Lite, can  Wore bike helmet
67.x "Pukin Ty"    18:10.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Beer MileMMiller Lite, cup  1st Vomiteer
68.Chris "isgay" Wenig   18:21.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM26Miller lite, can  
69.x "Problem Child"    18:22.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Beer MileMMiller Lite, cup  
70.Squeezin' Semen    18:25.0   Austin, TX Austin H3 - Beer Mile & Super Bow...MMiller Lite, can  
71.Jacob "Brunsy" Brunsvold   19:00.0   White Bear Lake, Mn First Run Dub BM18Miller Lite, can  Training for first year of college CC at Rivers Falls, Wi. Threw up after lap 2. first beer mile
72.Cort Sattler   19:09.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M31Miller Lite, can  spill with intent
73.Joe Piccirilli   19:35.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
74.Andrew Jamieson   19:35.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007M30Miller Lite, can  spill with intent
75.Matt Baum   19:37.0   Chicago, IL Chicagoland Practice Beer Mile - ...MMiller Lite, can  lost his virginity, but still pathetic
76.Ryan    19:37.0   Shreveport, LA The BK Day Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  pacing goes a long way
77.steve "deer" jacobs*   19:54.0   Salisbury, MD salisbury annual post season beer...M21Miller Lite, bottle  
78.Dan Walker   20:15.0   Berkeley, CA 2nd Annual Birthday BeermileMMiller Lite, can  A lite mile
79.Sniff the Bitches    20:25.0   New Bern, NC 2007 Anarchy H3 Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  6 Full Beers
80.Andrew Moore   20:27.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  
81.Laurissa Cubbage   20:28.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileFMiller Lite, can  3
82.Jill Iser   20:35.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileFMiller Lite, can  2
83.Doug Cubbage   20:45.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
84.John Bruno   21:02.0   Berkeley, CA 2nd Annual Birthday BeermileMMiller Lite, can  
85.Bonnie Reichardt   21:09.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F26Miller Lite, can  first female finisher
86.Manion "uno cerveza" Tom   21:38.0   Burlington, VT Burlington Beer MileM53Miller Lite, can  
87.ScoobyInABottle    21:41.0   Bisbee, AZ Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09MMiller Lite, can  
88.Final FourPlay    22:00.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...F42Miller Lite, can  
89.Tiggs    22:12.0   Shreveport, LA The BK Day Beer MileM29Miller Lite, can  nice form on the penalty lap
90.I Eat Cum   22:18.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...MMiller Lite, can  
91.Kate Meinke   22:57.0   Beavercreek, OH Beaver Beer Mile 2007F31Miller Lite, can  first beer mile, excellent showing
92.Jason "Little Rosey" Rosenberg   23:20.0   Cruise Ship, Belize International WatersM33Miller Lite, bottle  16 oz. beer by accident. Rigid Waters.
93.BK    23:34.0   Shreveport, LA The BK Day Beer MileM25Miller Lite, can  lady broncos don't puke
94.Doctor StrangeGlove    24:18.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M48Miller Lite, can  
95.Doug    25:15.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  
96.Chris Iser   26:14.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
97.Benner    26:24.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  
98.Matt Sumpter   27:40.0   Cary, NC 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMileMMiller Lite, can  
99.ET BrokeBone    28:38.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M29Miller Lite, can  
100.Colin "Schmoopie" Barr*   30:00.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM28Miller Lite, can  Questionable beer drinking caught on tape
101.NFN Joe    30:23.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M32Miller Lite, can  
102.Cort "T-Bone" Sattler*   31:45.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM30Miller Lite, can  Penalty lap; spill with intent
103.Brian "Rosey" Rosenberg   34:05.0   Cruise Ship, Belize International WatersM38Miller Lite, bottle  Projectile Vomit during beer 3. Heckled by woman from Alaska.
104.Mike "Airing of grievances" Linegang*   35:15.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileM30Miller Lite, can  Penalty lap; spill with intent
105.Betty Ann "Feats of Strength" Linegang*   36:00.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF33Miller Lite, can  Penalty; spill with intent
106.Pelvis Costello    36:58.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M50Miller Lite, can  Beat by Girl
107.Claire "Master of her domain" Liszkay*   38:15.0   Beavercreek, OH First Annual Beaver Beer MileF23Miller Lite, can  I feel good
108.Just VIc *   39:45.0   Alabama Mutha Rucker H3FMiller Lite, bottle  No Puke
109.Just Rick *   39:45.0   Alabama Mutha Rucker H3MMiller Lite, bottle  No Puke
110.NFHN Morgan   51:37.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008F27Miller Lite, can  
111.Bum Pumper    DNF   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M55Miller Lite, can  Beat by Girl and oldest Competitor
112.Kelly Walker   DNF   Berkeley, CA 2nd Annual Birthday BeermileFMIller Lite, can  Maybe next year...
113.Joe "Joey D" Davis   DNF   White Bear Lake, Mn First Run Dub BM18Miller Lite, can  Threw up after lap one, DNF, first beer mile
114.Bourbon Street Bitch    DNF   New Bern, NC 2007 Anarchy H3 Beer MileMMiller Lite, can  4 1/2 Beers







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