| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Kurt "The Big Hurt" |
6:24.3 |
Suffolk County, NY | swr 5 | M | 18 | Miller Lite, can | What can I say except this kid is a machine |
| 2. | J "The Krapple" Stav |
6:30.9 |
Suffolk County, NY | swr 5 | M | 18 | Miller Lite, bottle | Kid ran a great race also puked like the exercist afterwards |
| 3. | Jesse Chettle |
7:26.0 |
Overland Park, Kansas | 2nd Annual Johnson County Community College Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 4. | Brendan King |
7:30.0 |
Millersville, PA | Metrics Beer Mile 2006 | M | 23 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 5. | Justus "Gangsta J" Bibeau |
7:30.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 18 | Miller Lite, can | Training for first year of CC at NDSU, first beer mile |
| 6. | Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons |
7:33.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 7. | Elliot Bassett* |
7:35.0 |
Missoula, MT | '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship | M | | Miller lite, can | tripad |
| 8. | Blowup Dalai Nada |
7:50.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 9. | PereStroker |
8:00.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 10. | Brian "buttliner" Batliner |
8:05.0 |
Overland Park, Kansas | 2nd Annual Johnson County Community College Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller LIte, can | |
| 11. | Mark "Lucky" Luckinbill |
8:05.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 12. | Dave "DLube" Lubitz |
8:42.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 13. | Joel Brown* |
9:15.0 |
Missoula, MT | '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 14. | Mark "Chugger" Smith |
9:28.0 |
Charlotte, NC | First Annual Mike B-zzy Queens Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller Lite, can | Queens lacrosse |
| 15. | x "SingDog" x |
9:30.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | funnel |
| 16. | Matt Griffie |
9:45.0 |
Millersville, PA | Metrics Beer Mile 2006 | M | 21 | Miller Lite, can | First Timer |
| 17. | Todd Maroney |
9:45.0 |
Madison, WI | 1st Annual Halloween Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 18. | Blair Rajamaki* |
9:50.0 |
Missoula, MT | '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship | F | | Miller lite, can | |
| 19. | x "Bolo Headrat" x |
9:56.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 20. | Ethan |
10:02.0 |
Los Angeles, CA | socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile | M | | miller lite, can | light beer? |
| 21. | Go Fuck Myself |
10:24.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile | M | 46 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 22. | Rockin "Bmoney" Randall |
10:51.0 |
Bloomington, IN | Btown Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller Lite, can | First Time No Puke |
| 23. | x "Little Buddy" |
11:14.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 24. | Jamie Williams |
12:15.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 25. | andy "taco" marrocco* |
12:37.0 |
Salisbury, MD | salisbury annual post season beer mile | M | 22 | Miller Lite, bottle | |
| 26. | Cap'n |
12:49.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | what a kick |
| 27. | Steve "Aqua" Atwell |
12:50.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 28. | John Armstrong |
12:58.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 29. | Ryan Hill |
13:16.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 30. | Jill Bekaert |
13:17.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | F | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 31. | David Cheddar |
13:18.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | M | 32 | Miller Lite, can | strong improvement from the 2005 race |
| 32. | Sam "Jesus" Huberty |
13:30.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 17 | Miller Lite, can | Training for second year of high school CC, first beer mile |
| 33. | Karsten "K-Go" Jepsen |
14:00.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 18 | Miller Lite, can | 1 season of high school CC, wants to play ultimate in college, first beer mile |
| 34. | John "JK" Kelsey |
14:00.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 17 | Miller Lite, can | Not a CC or track runner, finished the very first beer first, first beer mile |
| 35. | x "dod Mizz" |
14:04.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 36. | Lance "Ambu-Lance" Dempsey |
14:07.0 |
Charlotte, NC | First Annual Mike B-zzy Queens Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller Lite, can | 'Barefoot Award |
| 37. | Just "the stranger" David |
14:40.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 38. | Strange |
14:52.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | imagine what a little training would do |
| 39. | Jason Meadows |
16:58.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 40. | Bourbon Street Bitch |
17:13.0 |
Greensboro, NC | 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 37 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 41. | David "I was in the pool!" Cheddar* |
17:45.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 31 | Miller Lite, can | Wore bike helmet |
| 42. | x "Pukin Ty" |
18:10.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | 1st Vomiteer |
| 43. | x "Problem Child" |
18:22.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 44. | Jacob "Brunsy" Brunsvold |
19:00.0 |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 18 | Miller Lite, can | Training for first year of college CC at Rivers Falls, Wi. Threw up after lap 2. first beer mile |
| 45. | Cort Sattler |
19:09.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | M | 31 | Miller Lite, can | spill with intent |
| 46. | Andrew Jamieson |
19:35.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | M | 30 | Miller Lite, can | spill with intent |
| 47. | Joe Piccirilli |
19:35.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 48. | Ryan |
19:37.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | pacing goes a long way |
| 49. | steve "deer" jacobs* |
19:54.0 |
Salisbury, MD | salisbury annual post season beer mile | M | 21 | Miller Lite, bottle | |
| 50. | Dan Walker |
20:15.0 |
Berkeley, CA | 2nd Annual Birthday Beermile | M | | Miller Lite, can | A lite mile |
| 51. | Sniff the Bitches |
20:25.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2007 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | 6 Full Beers |
| 52. | Laurissa Cubbage |
20:28.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | F | | Miller Lite, can | 3 |
| 53. | Jill Iser |
20:35.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | F | | Miller Lite, can | 2 |
| 54. | Doug Cubbage |
20:45.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 55. | John Bruno |
21:02.0 |
Berkeley, CA | 2nd Annual Birthday Beermile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 56. | Bonnie Reichardt |
21:09.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | F | 26 | Miller Lite, can | first female finisher |
| 57. | Tiggs |
22:12.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | nice form on the penalty lap |
| 58. | Kate Meinke |
22:57.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | F | 31 | Miller Lite, can | first beer mile, excellent showing |
| 59. | Jason "Little Rosey" Rosenberg |
23:20.0 |
Cruise Ship, Belize | International Waters | M | 33 | Miller Lite, bottle | 16 oz. beer by accident. Rigid Waters. |
| 60. | BK |
23:34.0 |
Shreveport, LA | The BK Day Beer Mile | M | 25 | Miller Lite, can | lady broncos don't puke |
| 61. | Chris Iser |
26:14.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 62. | Matt Sumpter |
27:40.0 |
Cary, NC | 2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 63. | Colin "Schmoopie" Barr* |
30:00.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 28 | Miller Lite, can | Questionable beer drinking caught on tape |
| 64. | Cort "T-Bone" Sattler* |
31:45.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 30 | Miller Lite, can | Penalty lap; spill with intent |
| 65. | Brian "Rosey" Rosenberg |
34:05.0 |
Cruise Ship, Belize | International Waters | M | 38 | Miller Lite, bottle | Projectile Vomit during beer 3. Heckled by woman from Alaska. |
| 66. | Mike "Airing of grievances" Linegang* |
35:15.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 30 | Miller Lite, can | Penalty lap; spill with intent |
| 67. | Betty Ann "Feats of Strength" Linegang* |
36:00.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 33 | Miller Lite, can | Penalty; spill with intent |
| 68. | Claire "Master of her domain" Liszkay* |
38:15.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 23 | Miller Lite, can | I feel good |
| 69. | NFHN Morgan |
51:37.0 |
Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008 | F | 27 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 70. | Kelly Walker |
DNF |
Berkeley, CA | 2nd Annual Birthday Beermile | F | | MIller Lite, can | Maybe next year... |
| 71. | Joe "Joey D" Davis |
DNF |
White Bear Lake, Mn | First Run Dub B | M | 18 | Miller Lite, can | Threw up after lap one, DNF, first beer mile |
| 72. | Bourbon Street Bitch |
DNF |
New Bern, NC | 2007 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | 4 1/2 Beers |
