| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Richert "The Thrill" Phil |
6:40.0 |
Stevens Point, WI | UWSP Turkey Bowl Beer Mile | M | 21 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | blizard conditions, lots of snow on track |
| 2. | Jeff Burton |
8:20.0 |
Atlanta, GA | random race | M | 21 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 3. | Devin Wilson* |
9:18.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 4. | Toby "Bakon" Jacobs |
9:18.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 22 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 5. | Tom Ackley* |
9:45.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 6. | Weispfennig "Scott 2 Hot" Scott |
10:41.0 |
Mankato, MN | 1st Freeze Your Nuts MSU Winter Championship | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | Puked on 3rd lap, and killed the pentalty lap |
| 7. | Allison "Alley-Cat" Donnelly* |
11:42.0 |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | F | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 8. | Argo * |
13:24.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | *Puked |
| 9. | Chris Hass* |
13:37.0 |
Platteville, WI | UWP Open | M | 24 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | :45,1:35,1:35,1:33,2:16,1:34,2:41,1:36 |
| 10. | John Streblow* |
16:01.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 21 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | *Puked |
| 11. | Mike "VO2" Vucetic* |
16:06.0 |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | M | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | Penalty |
| 12. | Jordan "John Dover" Hoort* |
16:36.0 |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | M | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 13. | Pete Koomen* |
16:36.0 |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | M | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 14. | Trailor Trash |
17:39.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile | M | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 15. | Man-He-Shovitz |
17:41.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile | M | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 16. | Trevor Ilse* |
18:40.0 |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | M | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 17. | Nikki "Dick Whittler" Yedlinsky |
20:09.0 |
Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail | F | 29 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | womens champ |
| 18. | Steve "Yucca till Dumb" Kelley |
20:19.0 |
Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail | M | 28 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | x-tra credit for 12 shots and 5 weenies |
| 19. | Puck You |
34:37.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile | F | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 20. | Diddy Likes to Make My Name To |
49:06.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile | F | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 21. | Trashy Transvestite |
51:45.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile | M | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | Beat by 2 Different Girls |
| 22. | Loren Spickler* |
DNF |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | F | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | Penalty |
| 23. | Amy Staub* |
DNF |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | F | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 24. | Ben "Mr. Tired" Mellish* |
DNF |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | M | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 25. | Anna Booth* |
DNF |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | F | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 26. | Irene Nagle* |
DNF |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | F | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 27. | Axel Riemer* |
DNF |
Cleveland, OH | CWRUN '04 | M | | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 28. | Hinrichs "Pre" Dereck |
DNF |
Mankato, MN | 1st Freeze Your Nuts MSU Winter Championship | | 19 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | Puked on 3rd lap and finished at 10:26 |
| 29. | Jim "Poison Penis" Peterson |
DNF |
Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail | M | 33 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | only did 3 laps (marine wuss) |
