| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Rob "Big Easy" Mitchell |
7:59.0 |
Toronto, ON | 1st Annual West Toronto Classic | M | 34 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 2. | Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes |
8:21.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol... | M | 22 | Molson Canadian, can | Rookie |
| 3. | Bill "wino" Pomeroy |
8:40.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 43 | molson canadian, bottle | |
| 4. | JJonathan Hughes |
8:52.0 |
Toronto, ON | Rat Beer Mile | M | 41 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 5. | Tyler "pansy" Cole |
9:12.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 24 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 6. | John L |
9:29.0 |
Markham, Ontario | The Innaugural Markham Tri Beer M... | M | 41 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 7. | Peter "the enforcer" Power |
9:57.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 46 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 8. | Ian Westra |
10:03.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol... | M | 23 | Molson Canadian, can | PB |
| 9. | Mike Blecher |
10:12.0 |
Toronto, ON | Rat Beer Mile | M | 39 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 10. | Rick Lush |
10:39.0 |
Grand Falls-Windsor, Newf... | 1st Annual Exploits Valley Road R... | | | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 11. | Alison "Skank" Jones |
10:45.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | F | 30 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 12. | Touraj A |
10:57.0 |
Markham, Ontario | The Innaugural Markham Tri Beer M... | M | 50 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 13. | John "Lightning" Matheson* |
11:00.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 2nd Annual Matheson/Mayer Beer Mile | M | 28 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 14. | Edward D |
11:14.0 |
Markham, Ontario | The Innaugural Markham Tri Beer M... | M | 40 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 15. | Anthony "Drunkert" Paul |
11:57.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 40 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 16. | G. Vaughan "Old Fart" Paul |
13:00.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 52 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 17. | Alex Sproll |
13:25.0 |
Toronto, ON | Rat Beer Mile | M | 36 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 18. | Tony "T-Pain" Mayer* |
13:52.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 2nd Annual Matheson/Mayer Beer Mile | M | 32 | Molson Canadian, can | Penalty lap |
| 19. | John "Lulu" Angelopolous |
14:15.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 33 | Molson Canadian, bottle | includes penalty puke lap |
| 20. | Guy "Bezzo" Beazeley |
14:29.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 54 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 21. | Jon "Jonny M" Markiewicz |
14:44.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol... | M | 24 | Molson Canadian, can | Walked It |
| 22. | Graham "Goldtooter" MacDonald |
14:51.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 21 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 23. | Jennifer "Mainlander" ??? |
15:20.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | F | 26 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 24. | Michael Cook |
15:46.0 |
Toronto, ON | Run for Liqueur 2009 | M | | Molson Canadian, bottle | "The victory was almost as sweet as the beer I regurgitated." |
| 25. | Laura Pearson |
17:03.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol... | F | 23 | Molson Canadian, can | Female Champ, PB |
| 26. | John "Slowsack" Adams |
17:07.0 |
St. John's, Newfoundland ... | 2nd Annual Bowring Park Beer Mile | M | 41 | Molson Canadian, bottle | |
| 27. | Paulo Monte |
18:21.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol... | M | 25 | Molson Canadian, can | Penalty Lap |
| 28. | Vince Avati |
20:36.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol... | M | 19 | Molson Canadian, can | Rookie |
| 29. | Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight |
21:00.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol... | M | 19 | Molson Canadian, can | Rookie |
| 30. | Mike Jacoby* |
21:30.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 2nd Annual Matheson/Mayer Beer Mile | M | 28 | Molson Canadian, can | |
| 31. | Karolina Zukowski |
23:14.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol... | F | 22 | Molson Canadian, can | Rookie |
| 32. | Keith "Are We Going to the Strippers After?" V |
DNF |
Calgary, AB | The Mongolian Manglers pre-Marria... | M | | Molson Canadian, can | Quit after 2nd lap, we're pretty sure he was trying to make sure he still looked good for his ladies of the night. |
| 33. | James "The Intern" R |
DNF |
Calgary, AB | The Mongolian Manglers pre-Marria... | M | | Molson Canadian, can | Quit after 2nd lap, but at least got suited up in his running gear for the event. |
| 34. | John "The Big Fat Cheater" E |
DNF |
Calgary, AB | The Mongolian Manglers pre-Marria... | F | | Molson Canadian, can | DQ'd for trying to cut across the field halfway around the track, neither his inability to drink more than two beer nor his cheating made him a girl. His vagina however, does. |
| 35. | Kate Bickle |
DNF |
Waterloo, ON | 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol... | F | 20 | Molson Canadian, can | DQ - Refused to do penalty lap |
