| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Kristjan "Cougar" Hunter |
7:10.3 |
Winnipeg, MB | Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships | M | | Molson Dry, can | ran in Superman costume, WR for mile with penalty lap |
| 2. | Steve Douglas |
8:01.0 |
Montreal, PQ | McGill xc-swim team challenge | M | | Molson Dry, can | |
| 3. | Rich Benko* |
8:37.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Fall K-W BM | M | 25 | Molson Dry, can | Rookie, 5.5% abv |
| 4. | Deborah Lightman |
8:52.0 |
Montreal, PQ | McGill xc-swim team challenge | F | | Molson Dry, can | |
| 5. | William "Insert Last Name" Adam* |
11:36.0 |
Sherbrooke, PQ | Initiation Cross-Country USherbrooke | M | 19 | Molson Dry, can | |
| 6. | Quin "Q-Tip" Ferguson |
11:55.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 18 | Molson Dry, can | penalty lap |
| 7. | Lauren Whyte |
15:25.0 |
Montreal, PQ | McGill xc-swim team challenge | F | | Molson Dry, can | |
| 8. | Andrew Shellengburg |
16:51.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 1st Annual DMR beer-race | M | | Molson dry, can | 400m leg.750ml molson dry. Did not enjoy this event.(KinkyKelly) |
| 9. | Deenie Quinn |
20:42.0 |
Montreal, PQ | McGill xc-swim team challenge | F | | Molson Dry, can | |