| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Marco "Veteran" Li* |
6:48.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2005 | M | 22 | Moosehead, can | Lost it in the last Lap |
| 2. | Michael "boner" Bown |
7:07.0 |
Ancaster, ON | Paul Felix Bachalor Party | M | 37 | Moosehead, bottle | |
| 3. | Chris "C Nags Run" Nagle* |
7:34.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2005 | M | 22 | Moosehead, can | Closed Strongly |
| 4. | Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck* |
7:45.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Fall K-W BM | M | 26 | Moosehead, can | Rookie |
| 5. | Ivan Verinder |
9:19.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 6. | Jeff "Choke" Adamson* |
9:38.0 |
Saskatoon, SK | 4th Annual Sask Beer Mile | M | 24 | Moosehead, can | Has been first finisher after 1st female past 3 years |
| 7. | Andrew "coatesy" Coates |
9:46.0 |
Windsor, ON | Windsor Spring Beer Mile | M | 19 | Moosehead, can | penalty lap |
| 8. | Cletus Iserhoff |
9:48.0 |
Iroquois Falls, ON | Iroquois Falls' First Ever Beermile | M | 34 | Moosehead, can | This gentleman did not let the smack talk get to him. He had an amazing race, finishing under 10 minutes for his first time. "There was not a doubt in my mind!" He has great potential in this sport! |
| 9. | Ian "Heavyweight" Swanson* |
9:54.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2005 | M | 22 | Moosehead, can | Good showing |
| 10. | Yakkity Yak |
10:06.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 11. | Aaron Maszko |
10:10.6 |
Peterborough, ON | Who knew Swimmers could run? | M | 21 | Moosehead, can | Rookie Mile, the running didn't hurt, the stomach did |
| 12. | William Adama |
10:15.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 13. | Toni Carlisle* |
10:33.7 |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario... | F | 21 | Moosehead, can | Rookie, female bronze in debut |
| 14. | Kat "Last Name?" * |
10:45.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2005 | F | 22 | Moosehead, can | Do we have a last name? |
| 15. | Do Hickie |
11:00.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 16. | Mike Neilly* |
11:08.2 |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario... | M | 22 | Moosehead, can | Rookie, top male skier |
| 17. | Rob N |
11:49.0 |
Markham, Ontario | The Innaugural Markham Tri Beer M... | M | 30 | Moosehead, bottle | |
| 18. | Nick Croker* |
12:01.0 |
Thunder Bay, ON | LU Championship Cup of Beermiling | M | 19 | Moosehead, bottle | Popped his Beer Mile cherry |
| 19. | Jon "Plastic Bed Sheets" Ennis* |
12:08.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2005 | M | 22 | Moosehead, can | Team Magnum |
| 20. | Derek Gilham |
12:17.0 |
Milton, Ontario | 1st Annual Milton Fall Classic | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 21. | Jon Kerr* |
12:27.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 33 | Moosehead, can | |
| 22. | Joel Sanderi* |
12:37.4 |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario... | M | 23 | Moosehead, can | Rookie, international representation |
| 23. | Fraser Harris |
12:49.0 |
Main Mall, UBC, Vancouve... | Second Annual Eng. Phys. March Be... | M | 21 | Moosehead, bottle | New PB! |
| 24. | Mark Regensberg* |
13:15.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 25. | Drinks Like A Girl |
13:17.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 26. | New Shoez |
13:27.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 27. | O'Brien Steve |
15:29.0 |
Nanaimo, BC | Nanaimo Beer Mile | M | 42 | Moosehead, bottle | |
| 28. | Wet Spot |
15:59.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 29. | Ian MacKinnon* |
16:48.3 |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario... | M | 23 | Moosehead, can | Rookie |
| 30. | Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky* |
17:52.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M... | M | 19 | Moosehead, can | |
| 31. | Cougar |
18:14.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | F | | Moosehead, can | Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile |
| 32. | Double Header |
19:44.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | F | | Moosehead, can | |
| 33. | Surabhi Venkatesh* |
21:57.9 |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario... | F | 19 | Moosehead, can | PB |
| 34. | Mangina |
23:00.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 35. | Surabhi Venkatesh* |
28:30.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Fall K-W BM | F | 22 | Moosehead, can | Rookie, skier |
| 36. | Sex Toy |
32:00.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | F | | Moosehead, can | Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile |
| 37. | Back Door Buzz |
34:00.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | M | | Moosehead, can | |
| 38. | Kaylie ""Worst Beer Runner Ever" Iserhoff |
37:52.0 |
Iroquois Falls, ON | Iroquois Falls' First Ever Beermile | F | 20 | Moosehead, can | 3rd beermile and slowest one yet. Forgot to "warm up." Will beat Cletus next year. |
| 39. | Fraser Harris* |
40:30.0 |
Vancouver, BC | Vancouver End-o-Exams Classic | M | 20 | Moosehead, bottle | |
| 40. | Stephane DeVayst |
DNF |
Toronto, ON | UofT Engineering Rugby! | M | 20 | Moosehead, bottle | |
| 41. | Tiffany Duncan* |
DNF |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Fall K-W BM | F | 22 | Moosehead, can | DQ - 3 beers & 1 chocolate milk, Rookie |
| 42. | Trudy "TruDat" Gardner* |
DNF |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Fall K-W BM | F | 24 | Moosehead, can | DQ - Spill With Intent, 1:55 penalty lap |
| 43. | Sweet Cheeks |
DNF |
Toronto, ON | Hogans Hash House Harriers | M | | Moosehead, can | Witnessed event as he was the DD |
