| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Andrew Dauphinais |
7:08.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 24 | n/a, can | Ran with only a hoola skirt on |
| 2. | Kristjan Hunter |
7:10.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 23 | n/a, can | Penalty lap. Ran dressed as Superman |
| 3. | Corey Gallagher |
8:14.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 21 | n/a, can | Made mistake of brining a girl he was ''working on'' to the event. |
| 4. | Yannick Fréchette MD. |
10:28.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 23 | n/a, can | Rookie of the year award. Is currently studying to be a proctologist |
| 5. | Jacques Marcoux |
10:35.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 23 | n/a, can | Penalty lap |
| 6. | John "ugh" Bird |
11:09.0 |
Fredericton, NB | Freddy beach beer mile 2007 | M | 20 | n/a, | chocolate milk 500ml |
| 7. | Sheldon Kilcullen |
11:15.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 22 | n/a, can | Ran in holla skirt. Ran a naked (no shoes either) 400m in 53 secs |
| 8. | Peter Doroschuck |
11:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 20 | n/a, can | Penalty lap |
| 9. | Steve Wetton |
12:26.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 22 | n/a, can | Rookie. Master Chugger. |
| 10. | Scott Mckenzie |
13:14.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 30 | n/a, can | Rookie |
| 11. | Willie Bell |
15:08.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 20 | n/a, can | penalty lap |
| 12. | Michael C |
15:24.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 23 | n/a, can | Rookie. penalty lap |
| 13. | Marie-Élise Marcoux |
16:20.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | F | 21 | n/a, can | First female participant. penalty lap |
| 14. | Derrick Schroeder |
18:29.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 30 | n/a, can | Rookie. penalty lap |
| 15. | Matt ??? |
19:01.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 20 | n/a, can | no comment |
| 16. | P K |
19:15.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 21 | n/a, can | penalty lap |
| 17. | Jon Kilcullen |
21:43.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 24 | n/a, can | ''I`m all business and my business is drinking!'' |
| 18. | Big T |
21:54.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 22 | n/a, can | penalty lap |
| 19. | Petey ??? |
23:05.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 20 | n/a, can | penalty lap |
| 20. | Warren ??? |
25:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile | M | 40 | n/a, can | Road Kill guy |
| 21. | Holly "Festivus" Sattler |
DNF |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 30 | N/A, | Walked, helped officiate... currently pregnant |
| 22. | Dave "Manssiere" Martin |
DNF |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 30 | N/A, | Unable to compete; helped officiate |
| 23. | Sheila "Man Hands" Martin |
DNF |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 30 | N/A, | Officiated |
| 24. | Scott "Poppie" Kulka |
DNF |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 28 | N/A, | Late arrival |
| 25. | Jodi "Hoochie Mama" Kulka |
DNF |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 28 | N/A, | Late arrival, also pregnant |
| 26. | Ben "Vegetable Lasanga" Penry |
DNF |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 24 | N/A, | Called arriving late biggest mistake of 05 |
