| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Lush "Macaroni" Kraft |
5:56.4 |
Colorado Springs, CO | CC Beer Mile | M | 19 | Natural Ice, can | baller |
| 2. | Mike Bremser* |
6:11.5 |
Irvine, CA | 2005 Orange County, CA Beer Mile Championships | M | | Natural Ice, can | New OC Beer Mile Record |
| 3. | Austin Chapin* |
6:32.0 |
Missoula, MT | 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship | M | 27 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 4. | Sean "Showtime" Hyland* |
6:47.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 5. | Big "The Champ" Meat |
6:48.7 |
Colorado Springs, CO | CC Beer Mile | M | 22 | Natural Ice, can | would have been a school record |
| 6. | Andrew Gentile |
7:27.0 |
Westport, CT | 2005 FCIAC Outdoor Track Beer Mile Championships | M | 17 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 7. | Taylor "Light-Weight" Bradley |
7:39.0 |
Conway, AR | 5th Annual Timothy J. Cloyd | M | 24 | Natural Ice, can | Organizer and Humble Leader |
| 8. | Bob Glotfelty* |
7:42.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | PR |
| 9. | Chris Appel* |
7:45.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | flew in from Maryland |
| 10. | Vucetic "40oz" Mike |
8:43.0 |
Bay Village, OH | Bay Village Rockets Rumble | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 11. | willie "asterik" |
8:47.0 |
Sacramento, CA | sacramento beer mile | M | 17 | natural ice, can | spilld some going into 4th lap |
| 12. | Mark Hubble* |
8:48.0 |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux | M | 41 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 13. | bryce "the most belligerent" |
8:54.0 |
Sacramento, CA | sacramento beer mile | M | 18 | natural ice, can | |
| 14. | Kyle "that guy" Ward |
9:01.0 |
Upper Moreland, PA | Upper Moreland Invitational | M | 18 | natural ice, can | warm beer, ran after 6 warm capri suns and 2 bowls full of pasta salad |
| 15. | Andy Stevenson* |
9:01.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | flew in from Chicago |
| 16. | Ryan "BADA$$" Stern |
9:07.1 |
Berkeley, CA | 3rd Annual Wallace Birthday Beermile | F | | Natural Ice, can | 1min time bonus for 6% beer (but can't win) |
| 17. | sin d bare |
9:19.0 |
Los Angeles, CA | socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile | M | 44 | Natural Ice, can | nike waffles |
| 18. | Dane Lonsdale |
9:20.0 |
Westport, CT | 2005 FCIAC Outdoor Track Beer Mile Championships | M | 17 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 19. | Taylor Washburn* |
9:40.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 20. | PUKE CHUTE |
9:49.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | M | | NATURAL ICE, can | |
| 21. | RYAN |
9:49.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | M | | NATURAL ICE, can | |
| 22. | Juan "Juan Moles" Morales* |
9:55.0 |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | 18 | Natural Ice, can | Nate is the man |
| 23. | "Jackass" Walsh* |
10:00.0 |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | 18 | Natural Ice, can | Would have won if not for puke lap |
| 24. | Adam Woody* |
10:00.4 |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | 16 | Natural Ice, can | Disqualified for wasting beer |
| 25. | Sean "earn it" Hearn |
10:19.0 |
Upper Moreland, PA | Upper Moreland Invitational | M | 19 | natural ice, can | just got off work, did not warm up |
| 26. | Brooks "the big winner" Udelsman* |
10:24.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 27. | Johnston-Peck Aaron |
10:28.0 |
Bay Village, OH | Bay Village Rockets Rumble | M | | Natural Ice, can | Penalty Lap |
| 28. | James "The Entertainer" Platts |
10:30.1 |
Berkeley, CA | 3rd Annual Wallace Birthday Beermile | M | | Natural Ice, can | 1min time bonus for 6% beer |
| 29. | Arlinghaus Aaron |
10:32.0 |
Bay Village, OH | Bay Village Rockets Rumble | M | | Natural Ice, can | Penalty Lap |
| 30. | Cam Gaylord |
10:50.0 |
Westport, CT | 2005 FCIAC Outdoor Track Beer Mile Championships | M | 17 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 31. | Death Gravy "Sur Six" Six* |
11:02.0 |
Midland, MI | 24th ARREST NOL BEER Run extra-vagan-su | M | 35 | Natural ICE, can | As a rookie beer miler, we didn't realize it was bad to run prior to the beermile. Although, I finished ahead of the pack, I feel for the pack. |
| 32. | DICK "Master Trucker" 9714* |
11:33.0 |
Midland, MI | 24th ARREST NOL BEER Run extra-vagan-su | M | 32 | Natural ICE, can | Started out strong, finished up in the bottem half. PS hope the wife, gets over this soon. |
| 33. | Chris "the body" McCarthy |
11:41.0 |
Upper Moreland, PA | Upper Moreland Invitational | M | 16 | natural ice, can | does not run at all |
| 34. | King Jason |
11:47.0 |
Bay Village, OH | Bay Village Rockets Rumble | M | | Natural Ice, can | Penalty Lap |
| 35. | Peder "Phile" Johnson* |
11:47.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 36. | Andrew "Dewr" Gangemi* |
12:13.0 |
Tallman National Park | S.T.A.C. XC Beer Mile 07 | M | 20 | Natural Ice, can | Threw up, but kept runnig valiantly |
| 37. | Will Detwiler |
12:39.0 |
salisbury, md | 2nd Annual Salisbury Post Season Beer Mile | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 38. | Will "The German" Johan* |
13:00.2 |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | 16 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 39. | Karina "the kage" Johnson* |
13:36.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | F | | Natural Ice, can | debut BM |
| 40. | Corey Levin* |
13:56.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 41. | "Fro" Sattes* |
14:00.1 |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | 16 | Natural Ice, can | Too black for his own good |
| 42. | abe |
14:04.0 |
Sacramento, CA | sacramento beer mile | M | 17 | natural ice, can | left drinking zone |
| 43. | Kevin Turko* |
14:25.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 44. | Kevin Vargas* |
14:52.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | debut BM |
| 45. | Elmer "E" Eckert* |
15:10.0 |
Tallman National Park | S.T.A.C. XC Beer Mile 07 | M | 19 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 46. | Jon Rosen* |
16:32.0 |
Tolland, CT | Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777 | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 47. | evan "barf" |
16:57.0 |
Sacramento, CA | sacramento beer mile | M | 17 | natural ice, can | left drinking zone |
| 48. | ELLEN |
18:41.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | F | | NATURAL ICE, can | PUKED |
| 49. | LARRY |
19:18.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | M | | NATURAL ICE, can | |
| 50. | Pillsbury Blow Boy "PBB" |
21:42.0 |
CSU Long Beach | 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile | M | 35 | Natural Ice, can | 5.9% alcohol ber overshadowed by nancyboy race walking |
| 51. | CIRCLE JERKINATOR |
23:35.0 |
State College, PA | NVHHH BEER MILE | M | | NATURAL ICE, can | PUKED |
| 52. | Dan "the bitch" Carroll |
DNF |
Upper Moreland, PA | Upper Moreland Invitational | M | 16 | natural ice, can | is the gayest bitch ever |
| 53. | Bruner* |
DNF |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | 19 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 54. | Zerbe* |
DNF |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 55. | Bjorn* |
DNF |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | | Natural Ice, can | Only freshman not to puke |
| 56. | Don Sebastian* |
DNF |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | | Natural Ice, can | Not quite the lungs for it |
| 57. | Marvin* |
DNF |
Charleston WV | South Hills Institute of Track Beer Mile 06 | M | | Natural Ice, can | |
| 58. | Mark Heinle* |
DNF |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Arizona Beer Mile | M | 30 | Natural Ice, can | 3 laps 1st male Az DNF |
| 59. | Jenn Hummer* |
DNF |
Tempe, Arizona | Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux | F | 39 | Natural Ice, can | DNF after second lap |
