| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Matt "Fats" Tooley |
6:38.0 |
San Francisco, CA | 4th Annual WVTC Summer Classic | M | | Pabst, cup | Horsecow |
| 2. | Duke "Skynrod" Bristow |
6:50.0 |
San Francisco, CA | 4th Annual WVTC Summer Classic | M | | Pabst, can | Horsecow |
| 3. | Horsecow |
6:52.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Pabst, can | Affiliation: Horsecow |
| 4. | Josh Meyer |
6:55.0 |
Seward, NE | Second Annual National Indoor Non... | M | 22 | Pabst, can | hell yeah! |
| 5. | Gooch |
7:02.0 |
San Francisco, CA | 4th Annual WVTC Summer Classic | M | | Pabst, can | Horsecow |
| 6. | Chris Repka |
7:04.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 7. | Alex "Wolfman" Wolf-Root |
7:11.0 |
San Francisco, CA | 4th Annual WVTC Summer Classic | M | | Pabst, can | Horsecow |
| 8. | Casey "Stretch" Bowen* |
7:42.0 |
Shreveport, LA | Team Cyco Suds Mile 3 | M | 25 | Pabst, can | Armed Services Winner |
| 9. | Nathan |
7:42.0 |
New Haven, CT | NHRR Beer Mile Championships 4 | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 10. | Roberto |
8:19.0 |
New Haven, CT | NHRR Beer Mile Championships 4 | M | | Pabst, bottle | |
| 11. | Dylan "Dy! Ho" Haas |
9:42.0 |
San Francisco, CA | 4th Annual WVTC Summer Classic | M | | Pabst, can | Horsecow |
| 12. | Dan Sp |
9:45.0 |
New Haven, CT | NHRR Beer Mile Championships 4 | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 13. | Paul Weltzer |
10:04.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 14. | Jean-Simon "Cock" Fournier-Dufour* |
10:17.0 |
Quebec, PQ | Ste-Foy Beermile First Edition 2008 | M | 18 | Pabst, can | Penalty Lap... |
| 15. | Adam |
10:33.0 |
New Haven, CT | NHRR Beer Mile Championships 4 | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 16. | Jak "Jax" Kuehn |
10:40.0 |
San Francisco, CA | 4th Annual WVTC Summer Classic | M | | Pabst, can | Horsecow w/ penalty lap |
| 17. | Josh Kantor |
10:45.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 18. | Amandawg "Kudjo" Phillips |
12:49.0 |
Portland, OR | Northwest Conference Beer Mile '07 | F | 21 | pabst, can | I'm not sure if this is the right time. |
| 19. | Mathieu Bilodeau |
14:24.0 |
Sherbrooke, PQ | Initiation des Crosseurs Vert & O... | M | 21 | Pabst, can | |
| 20. | Justin "Skippy Rau" Rau |
14:30.0 |
San Francisco, CA | 4th Annual WVTC Summer Classic | M | | Pabst, can | Horsecow |
| 21. | Triscuit "Triscuit" |
14:53.0 |
New Haven, CT | NHRR Beer Mile Championships 4 | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 22. | devan Wilson* |
14:54.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2012 Manitoba Winter beermile | M | | Pabst, can | who brings lite beer to a beermile? this guy apparently |
| 23. | Chris "Grass Ferrets" Ferrin-Cerino |
19:46.0 |
San Francisco, CA | 4th Annual WVTC Summer Classic | M | | Pabst, can | Horsecow, 3:48 1500 runner, what happened?! |
| 24. | Matt "Birdman" See |
19:47.0 |
San Francisco, CA | 4th Annual WVTC Summer Classic | M | | Pabst, can | Horsecow w/ penalty lap, 1:50 800 runner, what happend?! |
| 25. | Christina "Headmistress" Chandler* |
20:15.0 |
Durham, NH | Seacoast Hash House Harriers Shig... | F | 34 | Pabst, can | |
| 26. | Bruce "Jolly Green Vajayjay" Broce* |
20:24.0 |
Durham, NH | Seacoast Hash House Harriers Shig... | M | 29 | Pabst, can | |
| 27. | Louis "toooo much" Talking* |
21:04.0 |
Montreal, PQ | Automn Battle Ukam VS You de M | M | 18 | Pabst, can | UKAM |
| 28. | Jean-Francois Rouleau |
21:08.0 |
Sherbrooke, PQ | Initiation des Crosseurs Vert & O... | M | 23 | Pabst, can | |
| 29. | Ethan "Virgin Ethan" Bosinger* |
27:04.0 |
Durham, NH | Seacoast Hash House Harriers Shig... | M | 21 | Pabst, can | |
| 30. | Gabriel Bettey |
33:08.0 |
Sherbrooke, PQ | Initiation des Crosseurs Vert & O... | M | 19 | Pabst, can | Tough luck! Determined to finish |
| 31. | Flo "Yes you can!" Joyal* |
38:20.0 |
Montreal, PQ | Initiations Montreal 2012 | F | 21 | Pabst, can | Everybody join for the final lap! |
| 32. | Carly "carlsbad" Faulkner |
DNF |
Portland, OR | Northwest Conference Beer Mile '07 | F | 21 | pabst, can | |
| 33. | Christo-ball "sheetstain" Wilson |
DNF |
Portland, OR | Northwest Conference Beer Mile '07 | M | 21 | pabst, can | |
| 34. | Jarod "Noz" McCann |
DNF |
Portland, OR | Northwest Conference Beer Mile '07 | M | 21 | pabst, can | |
| 35. | Hermann "man chops" Watson |
DNF |
Portland, OR | Northwest Conference Beer Mile '07 | M | 21 | pabst, can | |
| 36. | Marc-Andre Forget |
DNF |
Sherbrooke, PQ | Initiation des Crosseurs Vert & O... | M | 20 | Pabst, can | |
| 37. | John |
DNF |
New Haven, CT | NHRR Beer Mile Championships 4 | M | | Pabst, can | |
