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Top Performances Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Douglas Gibson   6:23.0   Seattle, WA Anonymous Specialty Running Store Beer MileM22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
2.Ben Hoffman*   6:26.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile ChampionshipM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
3.Patrick "Ira" Wales-Dinan*   6:31.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
4.Patrick "Ira" Wales-Dinan*   6:42.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2004M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
5.Kenneth Douglas   6:43.0   Montreal, PQ McGill xc-swim team challengeM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  2 wins in 2 beer miles
6.Brendan Halpin*   6:47.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile ChampionshipM22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
7.Dan Johnson*   6:52.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
8.Pat "Rooster" Mahoney   6:52.0   Grand Forks, ND 3rd ever UND Firewater Fun RunM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Same time as 3 years ago
9.Adams "Cupcake" Jensen*   6:59.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile ChampionshipM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
10.Dan Johnson*   7:07.0   Tolland, CT Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
11.Mr. Todd Struckman*   7:08.0   Missoula, MT The Team Stampede Beer MileM33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  2 time defending champ
12.Justin "Pags" Pagnotta*   7:10.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005M24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
13.Michael Lansing*   7:10.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2004M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
14.Justin "Pags" Pagnotta*   7:11.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2004M23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
15.Nic Hansen*   7:15.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2004M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
16.Matt Biggart*   7:18.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2004M19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
17.Chris Repka*   7:23.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Regrettably drank a Lost lake for last beer. Beer mile virgin. 70s track suit was a must.
18.Rack'em and Sack 'em    7:25.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  Fastest G-Spot Male time on Record
19.Matt Shryock*   7:25.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile ChampionshipM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
20.Joel "undercarriage" Brown*   7:26.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile ChampionshipM22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
21.Adam "A-Train" Coleman   7:33.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
22.Put It Out    7:34.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Hash Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
23.Sian "Look At Me" Welch   7:38.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileF39Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Second Overall Female - First Timer
24.Matt "Boob Teaser" Edmonds*   7:39.0   Greensboro, NC 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, keg  Chugged all 6 beers out of water picture before running
25.Goat Throat   7:39.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
26.Goat Throat   7:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
27.Asaf "(Birthday Boy) Bernie" Bernstein   7:43.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
28.Jeffro Cincoski*   7:43.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile ChampionshipM24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
29.Buck-a-Fuffalo *   7:44.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
30.Randy Ristau*   7:47.0   Missoula, MT The Team Stampede Beer MileM32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
31.Jeff Crouch*   7:47.0   Missoula, MT The Team Stampede Beer MileM33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
32.Idid Arod   7:51.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  new course record
33.Tim "Vomit-Comet" Bryant   7:57.0   Conway, AR 5th Annual Timothy J. CloydM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  The Stomach that keeps on Pumpin'
34.James "Jimmer" Felling   7:59.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Days Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Regained his trophy in his patented outfit...
35.greg "downunder thunder" darbyshire   8:01.0   Brookings, SD 2nd annual south dakota beer mile championshipsM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
36.Robert "Smokescreen" Egan   8:10.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
37.Erin Bougie*   8:13.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005F20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
38.Pussy Whipped *   8:19.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM35Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
39.Andrew Percy*   8:23.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005M18Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
40.Brian Brancheau   8:25.0   Seattle, WA Anonymous Specialty Running Store Beer MileM24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
41.JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst*   8:25.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Wore spikes, Chundered After
42.Joel Anderson*   8:28.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2004M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
43.Rocco Delaforte*   8:30.0   Morris County, NJ 5th Annual New Jersey Beermile ChampionshipsM46Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
44.Trent "Blinded by the Cause" *   8:32.0   Greensboro, NC 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
45.Matt Biggart*   8:33.0   Tolland, CT Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
46.Sarah "Hamburger Helper" Schaefer*   8:38.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicF43Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
47.Ian Marks*   8:40.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile ChampionshipM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
48.Nic Hansen*   8:41.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
49.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
50.Paul Weltzer*   8:51.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Former 4:16 miler. Needs to work on chugging BIG TIME. puked after race.
51.Damian the Anti Christ   8:53.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileM51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  blue devil
52.Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy*   9:01.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM38Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
53.Joe "Gobblin" G*   9:06.0   Boise, ID Boise Beer MileM29Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Yes, frosted flakes can come out your nose
54.Mark "Baby Huey" Mccoy*   9:07.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
55.Daniel "Shrimp Skanky" Maltese*   9:09.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
56.Inbred Fred "IF" *   9:11.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA Uni High Chunder Mile All StarsM32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  New Track Record
57.Patrick Butler*   9:12.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
58.Josh "Just Josh" Busam*   9:14.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
59.David "Shrivelicious" Shriver   9:15.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
60.'Ed Master   9:15.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
61.Buck-a-Fuffalo    9:17.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Shot Gunned all beers
62.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:18.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
63.Tim Kliegl*   9:21.0   Irvine, CA 2005 Orange County, CA Beer Mile ChampionshipsMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
64.Sarah "Hamburger Helper" Schaefer*   9:21.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicF42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
65.Head Master   9:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
66.Joel Anderson*   9:25.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
67.Emily "Big-Momma" Uhar   9:26.0   Conway, AR 5th Annual Timothy J. CloydF19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Leadin' the Ladies
68.Ass Spelunker    9:30.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
69.Charlie "Big Dipper" Beaton*   9:31.0   Missoula, MT The Team Stampede Beer Mile32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
70.Kathryn Moore*   9:31.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005F20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
71.Mike Callaghan*   9:33.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  (Penalty) Flew in from Namibia for race
72.Joel Vaughan*   9:38.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile.
73.Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy*   9:40.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
74.Pat "Ira" Wales-Dinan*   9:42.0   Tolland, CT Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
75.Sin D Bare "SDB"    9:44.0   CSU Long Beach 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash BeermileM43Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran shoeless w/ stupid cow hat
76.Greg "Chicken Poop" Neuman*   9:53.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM46Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
77.Dan "Shrimp Skanky" Maltese   9:53.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Winner!
78.Glenn "Drag Along Date" Norris*   9:54.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
79.Rob "Flabio" McGowan*   9:56.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM46Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
80.Dr.Slowride    9:59.0   Bisbee, Arizona Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08M46Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
81.Buck-a-Fuffalo    10:00.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM31Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
82.Jimmy "Numb Nuts" Lewis   10:11.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Heat Winner
83.Tracy "Grassy Ass" *   10:15.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
84.Sticks It To The Bros   10:17.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
85.Gilbert "Hairy Twatter" Barragan Jr   10:22.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fastest Chug
86.Steve Bassetti*   10:23.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile ChampionshipM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
87.Tony "Innuendo" Alfino*   10:32.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM53Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
88.Krusty the Meat Miser   10:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer MileM28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
89.C Colon Enter*   10:34.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
90.Erin Priest*   10:34.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Women's champ. Works at a running shoe store and a brewery, so we expect her to be an elite beer miler in the near future.
91.Russ "Pretty-Boy" Schultz   10:37.0   Conway, AR 5th Annual Timothy J. CloydM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Non-XC Champion
92.Liz "Have-a-Twat" Douglass*   10:41.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicF28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
93.David "Just Dave" Parkinson*   10:42.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
94.Andrew "Iceman" Eisner*   10:43.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
95.Drag Along Date*   10:43.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
96.Damian the AntiChrist "DtAC"    10:43.0   CSU Long Beach 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash BeermileM50Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Looked pretty in yellow
97.Long Cutting Bastard*   10:45.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM44Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
98.Jon Archenhold*   10:50.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
99.Brett "2-Fisted Hose Master" Marek*   10:52.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
100.Todd "G Minor" Glasson*   11:02.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Complained about the PBR
101.Scooby Do Me   11:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
102.Michael Downing*   11:10.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
103.Rodney "Dildo Abuse" Friedman*   11:13.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM44Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
104.G String   11:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
105.Bulbous Boobus *   11:15.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileF33Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
106.Rob "Flabio" McGowan*   11:19.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
107.Tony "Inuendo" Alfino*   11:34.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
108.Terri "Take It Like a Man" Kirkman*   11:34.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicF36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
109.Alice "Phallus-Palace" Cawley   11:35.0   Conway, AR 5th Annual Timothy J. CloydF18Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  +1 penalty lap
110.Steven "Disk So Soft" Solin*   11:36.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
111.Ass Spelunker *   11:39.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM25Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
112.Kathryn Moore*   11:41.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2004M19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
113.Matt "Shelly" Daly*   11:45.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2004M20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
114.Andrew "Weed Whacker" Pecaut*   11:48.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
115.RJ Schacht   11:50.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Days Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Representing WW
116.You Oughta Blow   11:56.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
117.Scooby Do Me   11:57.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
118.Amanda "Tawttoooie" Deshazo*   11:58.0   Boise, ID Boise Beer MileF26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  First woman Hasher
119.G Minor*   11:58.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered After
120.Jesse Spaulding*   11:59.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile ChampionshipM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
121.Kevin "4-Strikes" Hesla   12:02.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
122.Siezure Salad   12:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
123.Matthew LaFlam*   12:05.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
124.You Oughta Blow   12:09.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
125.You Oughta Blow   12:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
126.Susie Roley   12:15.0   Seattle, WA Anonymous Specialty Running Store Beer MileF24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
127.Rob "Flabio" McGowan*   12:19.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
128.Sugar Plum Fairy   12:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
129.Two Fisted Hose Master*   12:23.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered After
130.Chuck "Coppertone Bone" Samples*   12:26.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
131.Matt "Shelly" Daly*   12:28.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
132.Smoov Operwator    12:29.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
133.Krusty the Meat Miser   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere Beer Mile!27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
134.Neal "Kneel & Bob" Bob*   12:36.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM49Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
135.Julie Dutton*   12:37.0   Bates College, Lewiston, ME Bates Beer Mile 2005F23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
136.Miho Mazerueew*   12:42.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
137.Bent Penis   12:51.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  slower than Fergus
138.Fire in the Hole   12:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
139.G String   12:56.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
140.Lempi "Full of Shit" Miller*   13:01.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicF33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
141.John "The Duck" Mallard*   13:01.0   Bozeman, MT 2007 Bozeman Beer MileM24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  wearing blue jeans. 7th workout of the day
142.Keo "Long Cutting Bastard" Zaiger*   13:10.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
143.Cuphl "The Shark" Grant   13:11.0   LaGrange, IL The Inaugural and Final Cinders Track OGRES ClassicM54Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
144.Full Of Shit*   13:12.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileF32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
145.Heavens Gate*   13:18.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM48Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
146.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:23.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
147.Christine "Shut the F Up, A-hole" Murray*   13:25.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicF32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chunder call on the field was reversed, ran a penalty lap anyway (15:56)
148.Dave "Whaleboner" Alexander   13:26.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Possible chunder, Disputed
149.LaTuFu    13:28.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM37Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
150.Rick "Bark If You Love Me" Greatting*   13:40.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM54Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
151.Kafi "Just Kafi" Joseph*   13:52.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileF24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
152.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:53.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
153.Bend Over Mommy   13:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
154.Bunker Beater   13:58.0   Tucson, AZ 2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
155.Ken Doll   14:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere Beer Mile!Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
156.Johnny "Mountain Man" Jeans*   14:09.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM69Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
157.Paul Sullivan   14:11.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  First Puker
158.Nice Tits   14:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
159.Rodger "Stumbelina" Johnston   14:19.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM47Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Distracted by his hot wife
160.Tyler "T-Money" Fyock   14:19.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Days Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Was up in the front for the first half!
161.Mike "Shane" Ladd*   14:21.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
162.Sextion 8    14:30.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
163.Corn On the Cock   14:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
164.Bend Over Mommy   14:37.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
165.Ryan "booty hunter" egeberg   14:39.0   Brookings, SD 2nd annual south dakota beer mile championshipsM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  puked
166.Mike "Thar She Blows" S*   14:41.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
167.Greg "UPW" Bark*   14:54.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM44Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
168.Joel Vaughan   15:00.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Several minutes worse than last year. Due primarily to a penalty lap. Itchy wool sports coat
169.Snoop Pussy Pussy*   15:02.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM43Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
170.Virgin Tara   15:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
171.Debra "Mas Penis" Moore*   15:11.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicF51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
172.Beat By a Girl   15:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere Beer Mile!Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
173.Jolly Green Vagina   15:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
174.Aiken for Cock    15:20.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM33Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
175.Curt "Uniboober" Hobbs*   15:33.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
176.Dave "Dorkasaurus Rex" Lathrap*   15:41.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM49Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
177.Pat "Just Pat" Schamberger*   15:44.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can   (with penalty lap)
178.Shane In The Ass*   15:45.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
179.Wooden Eye...   15:48.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
180.Snapper John MD *   15:52.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM35Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
181.Jason Clark    16:00.0   Santa Rosa, CA 1st Annual Sonoma County Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  puked Dring
182.James "FudgePacker" Varner*   16:04.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can   (with penalty lap)
183.Shorn Scrotum   16:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
184.Joe "Buckafuffalo" Trotta   16:17.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trailM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  x-tra credit for 3 shots and 12 weenies (1st place)
185.Jolly Green Vagina   16:20.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
186.Kevbo    16:21.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Puked!!
187.Bitchy Under the Influence    16:27.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileF24Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
188.Gil "Bean There Done Twat" B Sr.   16:30.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM66Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Involuntary Beer Mile Participant
189.Mumbles    16:44.0   Socorro NM 1st Annual Drunk R-Tards Running in CirclesM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  takes heckiling and puppy dogs like a champ
190.Super Teflon Dong   16:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
191.Anya McMurray*   16:45.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
192.Not So Longfellow   16:51.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
193.Wooden Eye   17:03.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
194.Jolly Green Vagina   17:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
195.Jason "Kravin Kimchi Koochie" Harris*   17:29.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM34Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
196.Mac    17:33.0   Socorro NM 1st Annual Drunk R-Tards Running in CirclesM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  pukes like a little girl, still beats most of the field
197.Sarah Cunter*   17:38.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileF33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
198.Nic "Just Nick" Hrabe*   17:38.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
199.Grunge    17:45.0   Socorro NM 1st Annual Drunk R-Tards Running in CirclesM22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  fat kid drinks beer like a champ
200.Gammy McProlase    17:56.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM31Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
201.Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy   18:09.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
202.Crucifux    18:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
203.Chocolate Starfish   18:19.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
204.Sarah "Prefontaine" Diegnan*   18:40.0   Berkeley, CA 2nd Annual Birthday BeermileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Headband and all
205.Jalapenis *   18:40.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered (BIG TIME), Ran Penalty Lap Nekkid
206.Chris    18:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
207.Hoover McSuckandfuck   18:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
208.Brad "JC" Roberts*   18:50.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
209.Reach Around*   18:51.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer MileM39Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
210.Claire Nacinovich*   18:54.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsF18Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
211.Cuffed n' Stuffed In da Buff   19:05.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
212.James    19:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
213.Chewcaca "Chewy"    19:29.0   CSU Long Beach 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash BeermileM29Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Hurled PBR while his wife/kids looked on, penalty
214.Just Doug   19:36.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
215.AJ "Anal Rose" Fortunato*   20:08.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
216.Shorn Scrotum   20:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
217.Andrew "Weed Whacker" Pecaut*   20:25.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicM36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered (3rd year in a row!), Penalty Lap
218.Mike "Statch" Peel   22:04.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
219.Brown Eye for the Queer Guy    22:37.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
220.Friar Fuck   23:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversary Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
221.Becky "Panty Ho" Wehmeyer*   23:50.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileF35Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
222.I Eat Cum   24:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
223.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   24:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere Beer Mile!Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
224.Karen "Licker" Pixalu*   24:43.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileF36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
225.Jimmy Crackwhore   24:55.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
226.Ryan "Pocahomo" Do*   25:03.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can   (with penalty lap)
227.Gretchen Paranya*   25:42.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
228.Andrew Mitchell*   25:42.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
229.Erin "Panocha" Calloway*   28:47.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicF22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap, Did cartwheels for the last 100 meters of the penalty lap
230.Dancy    28:59.0   Socorro NM 1st Annual Drunk R-Tards Running in CirclesM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  drinks beer like a nancy, heckles like a champ
231.Stacy Anderson*   30:30.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter ClassicF25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
232.Havard "TheSoreAss" Scott*   33:22.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  took a break during beer #3
233.Piss Stop   39:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere Beer Mile!Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
234.Chef Boy-R-Dum   39:30.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008M25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
235.Missed Pussy   48:02.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008M65Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Wasn't planning on running. We found him at the bar and dragged him out.
236.Andrew Fuys*   DNF   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
237.Val *   DNF   Boise, ID Boise Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon,   Another wuss would couldn't drink four beers
238.Amy Gibson*   DNF   Boise, ID Boise Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon,   Couldn't drink four beers
239.Pat "SCAF" Lewis*   DNF   Greensboro, NC 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, keg  Time not Recorded
240.Chris "ph Wedge" chrisman*   DNF   Greensboro, NC 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM40Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  Time not Recorded
241.Jamie "Magnum" Gunn   DNF   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
242.Ben "B-Jammin" Hoste   DNF   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
243.Michael "Twerp" Van Antwerp   DNF   Claremont, CA