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Top Performances Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Terrence Fox   5:39.0   Clinton, NY Hamilton College v. St. Lawrence ...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  SLU
2.Brian "BK" Kennedy   5:56.0   Brandeis University NUDist Beer MileM22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  1st time!
3.Remi "The King" Bouchard   5:57.0   Sherbrooke, PQ Initiation Cross-Country 2008M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Track Record / Meet Record
4.Ryan Miling   5:57.0   Brandeis University NUDist Beer MileM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  1st time!
5.Ass Spelunker   6:11.9   Washington, DC 2009 DC Hash beer mileM31Pabst Blue Ribbon, cup  DC Beer Mile Record - Didn't Vomit.
6.Andy Suter   6:21.0   Tucson, AZ Beer Miling Toward a New YearM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Barefoot
7.Douglas Gibson   6:23.0   Seattle, WA Anonymous Specialty Running Store...M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
8.Patrick "PB" Brady   6:25.0   Madison, WI BBMC Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
9.Patrick Hanson*   6:26.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
10.Ben Hoffman*   6:26.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...M23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
11.Nick "Shaft" Alden   6:27.0   Eugene, OR Eugene Beer Mile #3M31Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
12.Jimmy Mayers   6:33.0   Clinton, NY Hamilton College v. St. Lawrence ...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  SLU
13.Krusty the Meat Miser   6:33.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM32Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
14.Goat Throat   6:40.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
15.Kenneth Douglas*   6:43.0   Montreal, PQ McGill xc-swim team challengeM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  2 wins in 2 beer miles
16.Max Paquette   6:44.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  First Canadian
17.Brendan Halpin*   6:47.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
18.Duke "Skynrod" Bristow*   6:47.7   San Francisco, CA 3rd Annual WVTC Winter ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pulled Hamstring on 4th Lap
19.Pat "Rooster" Mahoney*   6:52.0   Grand Forks, ND 3rd ever UND Firewater Fun RunM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Same time as 3 years ago
20.Spencer Kirk   6:54.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
21.Joe "Jos" King   6:58.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Spring Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
22.Adams "Cupcake" Jensen*   6:59.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...M26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
23.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:02.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM32Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
24.Jamaal "Turbo Negro" Rookard   7:03.0   Raleigh, NC Raleigh Beer MileM31Pabst Blue Ribbon, cup  
25.John "Franks" Franklin   7:05.0   Columbus, OH Liberty Place ClassicM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
26.Ass Spelunker   7:05.0   Washington, DC 2008 DC Hash Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, cup  
27.Adam Feltz   7:07.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
28.Dan Johnson*   7:07.0   Tolland, CT Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
29.Mr. Todd Struckman*   7:08.0   Missoula, MT The Team Stampede Beer MileM33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  2 time defending champ
30.Cliff Volpe   7:10.0   Eugene, OR Eugene Beer Mile #3MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
31.Mike "Mike Jones" Stearns   7:11.0   Bozeman, MT BOZEMANIA 1st annual Columbo's be...M24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  boot fest
32.Reed Laverack   7:12.0   Clinton, NY Hamilton College v. St. Lawrence ...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  SLU Clydesdale
33.Goat Throat    7:12.0   Corvallis, OR Frostbit Dick BeermileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
34.Tom    7:18.0   New Haven, CT NHRR Beer Mile Championships 3MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Took lead after 2nd beer
35.Chris Repka*   7:23.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Regrettably drank a Lost lake for last beer. Beer mile virgin. 70s track suit was a must.
36.Mark Linseman   7:24.0   Guelph, Ontario Jeff Wood Memorial Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
37.Jacob "Chad" Malcomb   7:25.0   Clinton, NY Hamilton College v. St. Lawrence ...M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  SLU
38.Rack'em and Sack 'em    7:25.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  Fastest G-Spot Male time on Record
39.Matt Shryock*   7:25.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
40.Erik "Goat Throat" Edgar   7:26.0   Corvallis, OR Open to the Public BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
41.Joel "undercarriage" Brown*   7:26.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
42.Joe King   7:27.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
43.Ryan "Ryguy" McClure   7:30.0   Bozeman, MT BOZEMANIA 1st annual Columbo's be...M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fastest Drinker
44.Barry Lass   7:32.0   Morris County, NJ 10th Annual New Jersey Beermile C...M49Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
45.Brendan T    7:32.0   Corvallis, OR Frostbit Dick BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
46.Adam "A-Train" Coleman   7:33.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
47.Put It Out    7:34.0   Washington, DC D.C. Area Hash Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
48.Eugene    7:35.0   New Haven, CT NHRR Beer Mile Championships 3MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Redemption was served
49.Alan Horton   7:37.0   Knoxville, TN 1st Annual Trooper's Triple Crown...M30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
50.Sian "Look At Me" Welch   7:38.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileF39Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Second Overall Female - First Timer
51.Tom    7:38.0   New Haven, CT NHRR Beer Mile Championships 2MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
52.David "Lambone" Lamberson   7:39.0   James Island, SC Cinco De Mayo InvitationalM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
53.Tyler Kirk   7:39.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
54.Boob Teaser *   7:39.0   Greensboro, NC 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, keg  Chugged all 6 beers out of water picture before running
55.Goat Throat   7:39.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
56.Goat Throat   7:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
57.Roger Bashore   7:41.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
58.Steve Crane   7:42.0   Mill Valley, CA Stag Beer MileM45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
59.Todd Quednau   7:43.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
60.Asaf "(Birthday Boy) Bernie" Bernstein   7:43.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
61.Jeffro Cincoski*   7:43.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...M24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
62.Buck-a-Fuffalo *   7:44.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
63.Randy Ristau*   7:47.0   Missoula, MT The Team Stampede Beer MileM32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
64.Jeff Crouch*   7:47.0   Missoula, MT The Team Stampede Beer MileM33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
65.Tim "Douglas"    7:51.0   Conway, AR Impromptu Beer Mile 2: The Champi...M20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
66.Idid Arod*   7:51.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  new course record
67.Nathan    7:55.0   New Haven, CT NHRR Beer Mile Championships 3MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Top overall chugger
68.Kylen Cieslak   7:56.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...FPabst Blue Ribbon,   
69.George "Young Gun" Heeschen   7:56.0   Huntsville, AL 2011 Huntsville Beer MileM24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Bib 1130
70.James "Jimmer" Felling   7:59.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Days Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Regained his trophy in his patented outfit...
71.David "Flap Jack" Thomas   8:01.0   James Island, SC Cinco De Mayo InvitationalM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
72.Kylen Cieslak   8:01.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
73.Ed Novak   8:01.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
74.greg "downunder thunder" darbyshire   8:01.0   Brookings, SD 2nd annual south dakota beer mile...M26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
75.E = I'm a Douche   8:06.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
76.Paul Buonaguro   8:08.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 6th Annual Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
77.Robert "Smokescreen" Egan   8:10.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
78.Steve    8:12.0   New Haven, CT NHRR Beer Mile Championships 3MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Showed up with 16oz beers - awesome
79.Simon Bouchard   8:13.0   Sherbrooke, PQ Initiation Cross-Country 2008M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pas encore un vrai Bouchard
80.Roberto    8:16.0   New Haven, CT NHRR Beer Mile Championships 3MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  PR performance
81.Kylen Cieslak   8:16.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
82.Todd Quednau   8:18.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
83.Carter Kirk   8:19.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
84.Pussy Whipped *   8:19.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM35Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
85.Willie "Izzy's Hot" Cannell   8:20.0   Clinton, NY Hamilton College v. St. Lawrence ...M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  SLU
86.Mike "Overachiever" Nunley   8:23.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
87.Brian Brancheau   8:25.0   Seattle, WA Anonymous Specialty Running Store...M24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
88.JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst*   8:25.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Wore spikes, Chundered After
89.Dyronman "Dyronman" Hamlinstein   8:25.0   Maumelle, AR Second Semi-Bi-Annual Central Ark...M34Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  It was an honor just to have participated.
90.Ed Novak   8:26.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
91.Dave "Train Wreck" Clingan   8:27.0   Portland, OR 1st Annual Fernhill Beer MileM53Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Retook the lead with 200 to go
92.Rocco DellaSerra*   8:30.0   Morris County, NJ 5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M46Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
93.Todd Quednau   8:32.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
94.Blinded by the Cause *   8:32.0   Greensboro, NC 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
95.Matt Biggart*   8:33.0   Tolland, CT Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
96.Sarah "Hamburger Helper" Schaefer*   8:38.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...F43Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
97.Adam Clarke*   8:39.0   Bellevue, WA VO2 Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
98.DickinaBox    8:39.0   Seattle, WA Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer ...M28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
99.Daniel "Sausage Gravy Train" *   8:39.0   Seattle, WA 2nd Annual Seattle (Formally SJ&J...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
100.Ian Marks*   8:40.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...M23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
101.A.T. "Damian the AntiChrist" Crist   8:41.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA LAH3 2013 Beer MileM57Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  :19, 1:25, 0:50, 1:24, 0:56, 1:28, 0:54, 1:25
102.Scott McMurtrey   8:43.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
103.Emanuel Coyote   8:43.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
104.Josh J   8:45.0   Grand Rapids, MI Bohemia Crew Liver Warmup RaceMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  partial puke after 3rd beer
105.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
106.Ed "The Ref" Novak   8:49.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
107.O. "Dicky Leaks" Thomas   8:49.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA LAH3 2013 Beer MileM38Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Early lead, slow final chug, power boot after
108.Paul Weltzer*   8:51.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Former 4:16 miler. Needs to work on chugging BIG TIME. puked after race.
109.Danny Chaves*   8:52.0   San Francisco, CA 4th Annual WVTC Winter ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
110.Damian the Anti Christ*   8:53.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileM51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  blue devil
111.Britt Kern   8:56.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  White team
112.Bob Belusko   8:57.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
113.Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy*   9:01.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M38Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
114.Ian VanGundy*   9:02.0   Raleigh, NC Triangle Beer Runners Challenge v...M27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
115.The Colonel   9:03.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PR
116.Joe "Gobblin" G*   9:06.0   Boise, ID Boise Beer MileM29Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Yes, frosted flakes can come out your nose
117.Mark "Baby Huey" Mccoy*   9:07.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
118.Daniel "Shrimp Skanky" Maltese*   9:09.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
119.Dave "Bill" Moyer   9:10.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Blue Team
120.Inbred Fred "IF" *   9:11.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA Uni High Chunder Mile All StarsM32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  New Track Record
121.Ron Dietrich   9:11.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Unattached
122.Patrick Butler*   9:12.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
123.Tom Stitt   9:13.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
124.Josh "Just Josh" Busam*   9:14.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
125.David "Shrivelicious" Shriver   9:15.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
126.'Ed Master   9:15.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
127.Eugene    9:15.0   New Haven, CT NHRR Beer Mile Championships 2MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
128.Buck-a-Fuffalo    9:17.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Shot Gunned all beers
129.Bill Healy   9:17.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
130.Jaysun "Ginger" Piper   9:18.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  A real champion here. First ever try. Representing all the gingers of the world. Beats the Town's best time. Felt like a pile of dog shit after
131.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:18.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
132.Scott McMurtrey   9:19.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
133.Jess "I've Still Got It" Compagnola   9:20.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
134.Dave Montgomery   9:21.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M42Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
135.Sarah "Hamburger Helper" Schaefer*   9:21.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicF42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
136.Tony Rigdon*   9:21.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
137.Tim Kliegl*   9:21.0   Irvine, CA 2005 Orange County, CA Beer Mile ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
138.Head Master   9:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
139.Lisa *   9:26.1   Irvine, CA The Foamy FromeFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
140.Tim "Touchy" F*   9:27.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M38Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
141.Ernie "Gax" G*   9:28.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
142.Brian Berman   9:29.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
143.Ass Spelunker    9:30.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
144.Charlie "Big Dipper" Beaton*   9:31.0   Missoula, MT The Team Stampede Beer Mile32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
145.Chris Wolf   9:31.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
146.Mike Callaghan*   9:33.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  (Penalty) Flew in from Namibia for race
147.Taylor James   9:34.0   Columbus, OH Liberty Place ClassicM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
148.Conner C   9:36.0   The Dash, North Carolina The Dash Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  with penalty lap
149.Joel Vaughan*   9:38.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile.
150.Mark "Baby Huey" McCoy*   9:40.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
151.Scott McMurtrey   9:41.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
152.Pat "Ira" Wales-Dinan*   9:42.0   Tolland, CT Beer Mile Summer Spectacular 777MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
153.Willen T   9:43.0   Markham, Ontario The Markham Tri Beer Mile #2M28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
154.Sin D Bare "SDB"    9:44.0   CSU Long Beach 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Bee...M43Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran shoeless w/ stupid cow hat
155.Ian Chillag   9:44.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
156.Bob Belusko   9:52.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
157.Dan "Shrimp Skanky" Maltese*   9:53.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Winner!
158.Greg "Chicken Poop" Neuman*   9:53.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M46Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
159.Ian "Egg Nog Cum Shot" Roth   9:53.0   Corvallis, OR Open to the Public BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
160.Glenn "Drag Along Date" Norris*   9:54.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
161.Steve "Smoochie" Woodley   9:56.0   Portland, OR 1st Annual Fernhill Beer MileM37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Said the extra weight helped
162.Rob "Flabio" McGowan*   9:56.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M46Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
163.Bryan "Thuggin'" Bissell*   9:56.0   Tacoma, WA Stadium Alumz #2M30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  First sub-10 performance in 6 years!
164.Sean Butler   9:58.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
165.Willen T   9:59.0   Markham, Ontario The Innaugural Markham Tri Beer M...M28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
166.Dr.Slowride    9:59.0   Bisbee, AZ Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08M46Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
167.The Pickle Maker   10:00.0   Fort Lauderdale, FL Full Moon H3 BeermilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  Super Master
168.Sam "Swampy" Metzger   10:00.0   James Island, SC Cinco De Mayo InvitationalM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
169.Buck-a-Fuffalo    10:00.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM31Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
170.Eddie MacMuffin   10:00.0   State College, PA Kelly Fermoyle Memorial Champions...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Did penalty lap
171.Brian "Token Frat Guy" Buck*   10:02.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
172.Scott McMurtrey   10:02.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
173.Jenna Acker   10:03.0   Columbus, OH Liberty Place ClassicF23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
174.Scott McMurtrey   10:03.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
175.Bobby B   10:04.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PR
176.John "Meatballs" Carson   10:05.0   Cambridge Ontario 2nd Annual Cambridge Beer MileM48Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
177.Jen Aradi   10:10.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
178.Jimmy "Numb Nuts" Lewis*   10:11.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Heat Winner
179.Nick Larsen   10:14.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Started 1:50 late
180.Andrew J   10:15.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
181.Tracy "Grassy Ass" *   10:15.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
182.Kick Me in the Nuts   10:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
183.Sticks It To The Bros   10:17.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
184.Dan Froelich   10:18.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Halloween Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
185.Carl Renaghan   10:18.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
186.Pat "Handsome" Cross   10:20.0   Portland, OR 1st Annual Fernhill Beer MileM59Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Looked good in the pictures
187.Jeff Gay   10:20.0   Bozeman, MT BOZEMANIA 1st annual Columbo's be...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
188.Gilbert "Hairy Twatter" Barragan Jr*   10:22.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fastest Chug
189.Steve Bassetti*   10:23.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
190.Eric "E ROW" Robertson   10:30.0   James Island, SC Cinco De Mayo InvitationalM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
191.Sam Swanson   10:30.0   Bozeman, MT BOZEMANIA 1st annual Columbo's be...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
192.Tony "Innuendo" Alfino*   10:32.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M53Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
193.Krusty the Meat Miser   10:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
194.Brian VanAcker   10:33.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
195.A$$ma    10:34.0   Seattle, WA Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer ...M60Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  First over 50
196.C Colon Enter*   10:34.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
197.Erin Priest*   10:34.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Women's champ. Works at a running shoe store and a brewery, so we expect her to be an elite beer miler in the near future.
198.Andrea Abel   10:35.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
199.Jen Aradi   10:36.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
200.Craig Yoder   10:38.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
201.Mike unknown   10:40.0   Bozeman, MT BOZEMANIA 1st annual Columbo's be...M2Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
202.Liz "Have-a-Twat" Douglass*   10:41.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...F28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
203.Michael Vennitti   10:42.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M22Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
204.David "Just Dave" Parkinson*   10:42.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
205.Damian the AntiChrist "DtAC"    10:43.0   CSU Long Beach 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Bee...M50Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Looked pretty in yellow
206.Drag Along Date*   10:43.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
207.Andrew "Iceman" Eisner*   10:43.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
208.Jamie McCully   10:44.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
209.Long Cutting Bastard*   10:45.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M44Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
210.Brad Bland   10:47.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
211.Non Skidsky Butt Plug    10:48.0   PCC Track, Tucson, AZ 2:0... Fourth Anal Christmas Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  was extremely drunk the night before
212.Jon Archenhold*   10:50.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
213.Brad Boykin   10:50.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
214.Rocco Dellaserra*   10:51.0   Morris County, NJ 7th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M48Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
215.Gibson T   10:52.0   Markham, Ontario The Markham Tri Beer Mile #2MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
216.Brett "2-Fisted Hose Master" Marek*   10:52.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
217.Aaron Whiteman   10:56.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
218.Oedipussy "O"    10:56.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA Uni High BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  First Beermile, attended Uni High
219.Anton Sella   10:58.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
220.Bob Belusko   10:58.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
221.Cullen Kennison   11:01.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
222.Jim Ekins   11:02.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
223.Todd "G Minor" Glasson*   11:02.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Complained about the PBR
224.Nick "The Ringer" M*   11:03.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
225.Jed "Kids on a stringer" Morgan*   11:07.0   Spearfish, SD 4th Annual BHSU Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  jaine wasn't as good as Led today
226.Scooby Do Me   11:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
227.Ron "Don't Hate me because I'm Beautiful" Dietrich   11:11.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PR
228.Rodney "Dildo Abuse" Friedman*   11:13.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M44Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
229.G String   11:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
230.Bulbous Boobus *   11:15.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileF33Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
231.Front Runner Bork Bork Bork   11:17.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
232.Jess    11:18.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Female Winner
233.George Frazier*   11:18.0   Mill Valley, CA Marin Beer Mile #1M65Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Toughed it out
234.Austin Vonderhaar   11:19.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
235.Rob "Flabio" McGowan*   11:19.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
236.Joe "The" King   11:20.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
237.Drew Polley   11:20.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
238.Andy K   11:22.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
239.Marco Sanchez   11:24.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Winner
240.Carlos Sanchez   11:26.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
241.Craig Yoder   11:28.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
242.Christopher Lorenzo   11:31.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
243.Tony "Inuendo" Alfino*   11:34.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
244.Bent Penis "BP"    11:34.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA Uni High BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
245.Terri "Take It Like a Man" Kirkman*   11:34.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...F36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
246.Brad Thompson   11:37.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
247.Kevin Royce   11:38.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
248.Ass Spelunker *   11:39.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM25Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
249.Aaron Whiteman   11:39.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
250.Carl Renaghan   11:44.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
251.Steve "Hew" Williamson   11:45.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
252.Darren Cureton   11:47.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M46Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
253.Andrew "Weed Whacker" Pecaut*   11:48.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
254.Eddy Rosell   11:50.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
255.RJ Schacht   11:50.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Days Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Representing WW
256.ZZ Top Notch "ZZ"    11:55.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA Uni High BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  First Beermile
257.Will "Will" Jackson   11:55.0   Maumelle, AR Second Semi-Bi-Annual Central Ark...M38Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fifth lap was the best
258.You Oughta Blow   11:56.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
259.Jason "Kobe" (Easy) Bierle*   11:57.0   Spearfish, SD 4th Annual BHSU Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  three quarter boner
260.Scooby Do Me   11:57.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
261.G Minor*   11:58.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered After
262.Jake Graham   11:58.0   The Dash, North Carolina The Dash Beer Mile21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  with penalty lap
263.Amanda "Tawttoooie" Deshazo*   11:58.0   Boise, ID Boise Beer MileF26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  First woman Hasher
264.Jesse Spaulding*   11:59.0   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
265.Roger "Assma" *   12:00.0   Seattle, WA Rain City Beer MileM58Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
266.Andrea "DF3" *   12:00.0   Seattle, WA Rain City Beer MileF32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
267.Dallas Fisher   12:04.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
268.Aaron "crow hater" Hieser*   12:04.0   Spearfish, SD 4th Annual BHSU Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Quddus ran with him in spirit
269.Siezure Salad   12:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
270.Matthew LaFlam*   12:05.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
271.Goat Throat   12:06.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
272.You Oughta Blow   12:09.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
273.You Oughta Blow   12:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
274.Tom Osran   12:13.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
275.Cory "Here's Your Reference #" Kemper*   12:14.0   Seattle, WA The SJ&J Beer MileM25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
276.Susie Roley   12:15.0   Seattle, WA Anonymous Specialty Running Store...F24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
277.Scott "Brick" Philbrick   12:15.0   Maumelle, AR Second Semi-Bi-Annual Central Ark...M46Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PBR!!!! (AT kROGER, GETTIN CHEESE AND CRACKERS)
278.Napolean Bonemypart   12:19.0   Fort Lauderdale, FL Full Moon H3 BeermilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
279.Rob "Flabio" McGowan*   12:19.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
280.Dave Zachariah   12:19.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fastest runner of the event. Couldn't get the beers down fast enough. Didn't think he would finish but pulled the trigger, downed the last beer and puts in a solid time on his first try.
281.Chris Orlando   12:20.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 3rd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M34Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
282.Jon "I Love My Wife" Egbert   12:20.0   Haddon Heights, NJ 1st Annual Carl Egbert is a No Sh...M32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
283.Aaron Whiteman   12:22.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
284.Sugar Plum Fairy   12:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
285.Two Fisted Hose Master*   12:23.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered After
286.Adam Bement   12:24.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  TIE
287.Steve Laine   12:24.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  TIE
288.Cell Your Ass "CYA"    12:25.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA Uni High BeermileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  First Beermile
289.Chuck "Coppertone Bone" Samples*   12:26.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
290.Sayaka/Amy "Couldn't Handle 4 Beers Each" *   12:27.0   Seattle, WA 2nd Annual Seattle (Formally SJ&J...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
291.Smoov Operwator    12:29.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
292.Krusty the Meat Miser   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
293.Eric "Turtle"    12:30.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Most Disappointing
294.J. "Soaked Wood" Barboza   12:31.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA LAH3 2013 Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Not bad with the penalty lap
295.Buster Hymen "BH"    12:32.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA Uni High BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
296.Steve Pribyl   12:33.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
297.Neal "Kneel & Bob" Bob*   12:36.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM49Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
298.Aaron "Mac Man" Whiteman   12:39.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Spring Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
299.Jacqueline "JJackson" Jackson   12:40.0   Maumelle, AR Second Semi-Bi-Annual Central Ark...F36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  There is no post-race party because the race IS the party
300.Miho Mazerueew*   12:42.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
301.John Belisle   12:44.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
302.Maggie Schierloh   12:47.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
303.Bent Penis   12:51.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  slower than Fergus
304.Goes Down on Buoys   12:52.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
305.Annie Ernest   12:53.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Spring Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
306.Fire in the Hole   12:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
307.Anna Thompson   12:55.7   James Island, SC Embler InvitationalFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
308.G String   12:56.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
309.Roman Warren   12:56.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
310.Jed "No-Money" Morgan   12:58.0   Spearfish, SD 6th annual bhsu beer milePabst Blue Ribbon, can  You talked to much and puked
311.Show and Tell    13:00.0   Corvallis, OR Frostbit Dick BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
312.John "The Duck" Mallard*   13:01.0   Bozeman, MT 2007 Bozeman Beer MileM24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  wearing blue jeans. 7th workout of the day
313.Lempi "Full of Shit" Miller*   13:01.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...F33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
314.Todd Michaels   13:03.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
315.Nate Wilhite   13:03.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
316.Dan Froelich   13:05.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
317.Ji Jun   13:05.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
318.Jeff Reardon   13:06.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
319.Jeff Schorr   13:08.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...MPabst Blue Ribbon,   
320.Keo "Long Cutting Bastard" Zaiger*   13:10.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
321.Kevin Mahoney   13:11.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 6th Annual Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Penalty Lap
322.Cuphl "The Shark" Grant   13:11.0   LaGrange, IL The Inaugural and Final Cinders T...M54Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
323.Full Of Shit*   13:12.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...F32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
324.Bruce Wong   13:12.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
325.Brian Gist   13:15.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
326.Kim Stedman   13:16.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
327.Regis Verliefde   13:17.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
328.Heavens Gate*   13:18.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M48Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
329.Annie Ernest   13:19.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
330.Eric "Tweek" W*   13:22.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M34Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
331.Shit on my Sheets   13:23.0   Fort Lauderdale, FL Full Moon H3 BeermilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  Clydesdale
332.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:23.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
333.Christine "Shut the F Up, A-hole" Murray*   13:25.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...F32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chunder call on the field was reversed, ran a penalty lap anyway (15:56)
334.Dave "Whaleboner" Alexander*   13:26.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Possible chunder, Disputed
335.LaTuFu    13:28.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM37Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
336.Kara Olson   13:33.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
337.Rick "Bark If You Love Me" Greatting*   13:40.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M54Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
338.Anthony Mejia   13:40.0   Irvine, CA SCRR Beer Mile #1MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
339.Dan "Crazy" S*   13:43.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M35Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
340.Annie "The Chug Princess" Ernest   13:48.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Spring Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
341.Annie Ernest   13:49.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
342.Annie Ernest   13:51.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
343.Kafi "Just Kafi" Joseph*   13:52.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileF24Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
344.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:53.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
345.Oscar Lund   13:53.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
346.Bend Over Mommy   13:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
347.S.O.S. "SOS" PCH3   13:56.0   Panama City, FL PCH3 Hashgiving Beer MileM45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
348.Rob "The Consultent" K*   13:56.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M38Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
349.Bunker Beater   13:58.0   Tucson, AZ 2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
350.Kimberley Stedman   14:04.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...FPabst Blue Ribbon,   
351.Ken Doll   14:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
352.J. "Cell Your Ass" Fellows   14:08.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA LAH3 2013 Beer MileF40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PR as a Mistress, ladylike boot after
353.Johnny "Mountain Man" Jeans*   14:09.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM69Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
354.Paul Sullivan   14:11.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  First Puker
355.Nice Tits   14:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
356.Paige "Not on a Scooter This Year" *   14:17.0   Seattle, WA 2nd Annual Seattle (Formally SJ&J...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
357.Rodger "Stumbelina" Johnston*   14:19.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM47Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Distracted by his hot wife
358.Tyler "T-Money" Fyock   14:19.0   River Falls, WI River Falls Days Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Was up in the front for the first half!
359.Jason Parish   14:20.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
360.Mel    14:20.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Female 5th Beer Winner, 21:59
361.Joe "420" A*   14:20.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
362.Mike "Shane" Ladd*   14:21.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
363.Just Claudine   14:24.0   Fort Lauderdale, FL Full Moon H3 BeermilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
364.Otto Parades   14:24.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M39Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
365.Sextion 8    14:30.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
366.Lori Novak   14:30.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
367.Tina Lam   14:31.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
368.Buzz Nanavati   14:32.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
369.Corn On the Cock   14:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
370.+2 Coonass   14:33.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
371.Bend Over Mommy   14:37.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
372.Scott "Slighty Flighty" McMurtrey   14:38.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Spring Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
373.Ryan "booty hunter" egeberg   14:39.0   Brookings, SD 2nd annual south dakota beer mile...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  puked
374.Melissa Smith   14:40.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
375.Mike "Thar She Blows" S*   14:41.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
376.Kate    14:48.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
377.Grzegorz Remiasz   14:49.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
378.Greg "UPW" Bark*   14:54.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M44Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
379.Goes Down on Buoys   14:54.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
380.Paul Chisholm   14:56.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Spring Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
381.Sean Dolan   14:57.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
382.Erica Laine   14:58.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
383.Tim McCaskey   14:59.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
384.Diamond Duck   14:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M43Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PB - 6 minutes quicker than previous, perhaps as he didn't have to worry about LiD being locked in his trunk this time
385.? "Shackless" *   15:00.0   Seattle, WA Rain City Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
386.Joel Vaughan   15:00.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Several minutes worse than last year. Due primarily to a penalty lap. Itchy wool sports coat
387. Just Mark    15:01.0   Seattle, WA Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer ...M35Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
388.Snoop Pussy Pussy*   15:02.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M43Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
389.Kimberley Stedman   15:03.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
390.Jerry Winegarden*   15:08.0   Raleigh, NC Triangle Beer Runners Challenge v...M59Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
391.Vince Sclafani   15:08.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
392.Virgin Tara   15:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
393.Debra "Mas Penis" Moore*   15:11.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicF51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
394.Beat By a Girl   15:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
395.Linda Greene   15:13.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
396.Jolly Green Vagina   15:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
397.Aiken for Cock    15:20.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM33Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
398.Horse's Ass   15:26.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
399.IDreamofWeenie    15:27.0   Seattle, WA Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer ...M32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
400.Zach Carlsin   15:27.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
401.Adam P   15:31.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Halloween Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
402.Carol Adams   15:32.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
403.Curt "Uniboober" Hobbs*   15:33.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
404.Kara "KO" Olson   15:37.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Spring Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
405.Ian Chillag   15:38.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
406.Sangeeta Hardy   15:38.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
407.Dave "Dorkasaurus Rex" Lathrap*   15:41.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM49Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
408.Bobby B   15:43.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  White Team
409.Pat "Just Pat" Schamberger*   15:44.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can   (with penalty lap)
410.Kara Olson   15:45.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
411.Shane In The Ass*   15:45.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
412.Wooden Eye...   15:48.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
413.Kari "Cous" *   15:49.0   Seattle, WA 2nd Annual Seattle (Formally SJ&J...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
414.Snapper John MD *   15:52.0   Greensboro, NC 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM35Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
415.Dan Froelich   15:54.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
416. Fish    15:54.0   Seattle, WA Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer ...M59Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
417.Jason Clark    16:00.0   Santa Rosa, CA 1st Annual Sonoma County Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  puked Dring
418.James "FudgePacker" Varner*   16:04.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can   (with penalty lap)
419.Elijah    16:06.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
420.Dan Froelich   16:13.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
421.Chad    16:14.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
422.Shorn Scrotum   16:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
423.Joe "Buckafuffalo" Trotta   16:17.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Hash House Harrier...M30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  x-tra credit for 3 shots and 12 weenies (1st place)
424.Jolly Green Vagina   16:20.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
425.Warren    16:20.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
426.Kevbo    16:21.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Puked!!
427.Chad    16:26.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
428.Amelie Lesser   16:27.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
429.Bitchy Under the Influence    16:27.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileF24Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
430.Cory "Left 2 Paseo Sandwiches on the Track" *   16:29.0   Seattle, WA 2nd Annual Seattle (Formally SJ&J...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  definite penalty lap
431.Gil "Bean There Done Twat" B Sr.*   16:30.0   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileM66Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Involuntary Beer Mile Participant
432.Nate Wilhite   16:30.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
433.Bruce Wong   16:31.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
434.Super Teflon Dong   16:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
435.Mumbles    16:44.0   Socorro NM 1st Annual Drunk R-Tards Running ...M23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  takes heckiling and puppy dogs like a champ
436.Anya McMurray*   16:45.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
437.Jeff Reardon   16:51.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
438.Not So Longfellow   16:51.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
439.Eddie Medal   16:52.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
440.Dick For Short    16:52.0   Corvallis, OR Frostbit Dick BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
441.Kevin "Shark Week" D*   16:54.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M39Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
442.Dan "Cronpimp" Cronin   16:55.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Unattached
443.Liz Grubbs   17:03.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
444.Wooden Eye   17:03.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
445.Brady D   17:04.0   Vancouver, BC Summer 2012 Vancouver Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
446.Fred B   17:14.0   Grand Rapids, MI Bohemia Crew Liver Warmup RaceMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
447.Ryan Boyd   17:19.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
448.Jolly Green Vagina   17:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
449.Jeff Schorr   17:21.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile Seven Minutes in HeavenPabst Blue Ribbon,   
450.Steve Bennett   17:21.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
451.Annie Ernest   17:24.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
452.Andres Guererro   17:29.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M39Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
453.Dave Barr   17:29.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
454.Jason "Kravin Kimchi Koochie" Harris*   17:29.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M34Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
455.Alan "Girl Drink Drunk" Yu   17:30.0   Vancouver, BC Broadway Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  too manly for just 5.0% alcohol
456.Mac    17:33.0   Socorro NM 1st Annual Drunk R-Tards Running ...M23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  pukes like a little girl, still beats most of the field
457.Dena    17:33.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pukey McBarfpants
458.Sarah Cunter*   17:38.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...F33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
459.Nic "Just Nick" Hrabe*   17:38.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
460.Grunge    17:45.0   Socorro NM 1st Annual Drunk R-Tards Running ...M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  fat kid drinks beer like a champ
461.Toby Stapleton   17:49.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  Epic Puke Award
462.Chrissy Shelton   17:51.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
463.Steve "Captain Falcon" DeFalco   17:56.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
464.Horse's Ass "HA"    17:56.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA Uni High BeermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
465.Gammy McProlase    17:56.0   Greensboro, NC 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM31Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  
466.DirtyKFT    18:03.0   Seattle, WA Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer ...F25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
467.Just Stacy    18:04.0   Seattle, WA Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer ...F32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
468.Annie "Princess" Ernest   18:08.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
469.Matt Frey   18:08.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
470.Joe Greene   18:09.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
471.Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy   18:09.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
472.+2 Coonass   18:10.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
473.Crucifux    18:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
474.Dan "Cosmo Kramer, the Ass Man" Kramer   18:12.0   Montreal, PQ McGill fall beermileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  penalty lap
475.Buck-a-Fuffalo    18:17.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M35Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Shot Gunned all six beers
476.Ernie Alvarez   18:19.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M38Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
477.Chocolate Starfish   18:19.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
478.Stuffed In My Box   18:25.0   Tucson, AZ Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
479.Kevin Cordaro   18:26.0   North Dartmouth Umass Dartmouth 2nd Annual Beer M...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
480.Mike Bland   18:30.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
481.Stacie Olsen-Wilkes   18:32.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
482.Sarah "Prefontaine" Diegnan*   18:40.0   Berkeley, CA 2nd Annual Birthday BeermileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Headband and all
483.Katheryn Ellis   18:40.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...FPabst Blue Ribbon,   
484.Jalapenis *   18:40.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered (BIG TIME), Ran Penalty Lap Nekkid
485.Annie Ernest   18:40.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
486.Chris    18:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
487.Jordan Boykin   18:43.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
488.Hoover McSuckandfuck   18:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
489.Blow My Mind "BMM"    18:48.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA Uni High BeermileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
490.Kara Olson   18:48.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
491.Just Jeff   18:49.0   Fort Lauderdale, FL Full Moon H3 BeermilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
492.Brad "JC" Roberts*   18:50.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
493.Reach Around*   18:51.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M39Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap
494.Claire Nacinovich*   18:54.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsF18Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
495.Kenji Sugahara   18:56.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M39Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
496.Amber Sanchez   18:58.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...F37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Co-Winner Womens
497.Christie Beach   18:58.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...F36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Co-Winner Womens
498.Heather Bennett   19:02.0   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  PBR Poker Champion
499.Natasha Lake   19:04.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...F27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
500.Cuffed n' Stuffed In da Buff   19:05.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
501.Just Mike   19:09.0   Fort Lauderdale, FL Full Moon H3 BeermilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
502.Matt Bonner   19:11.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Unattached
503.Bring Out the Gimp   19:12.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
504.James    19:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
505.Rob Peters   19:17.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer Mile 2M28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
506.Dianna "Crazy's Girl" *   19:20.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010F35Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
507.Andrew "JD" J*   19:21.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
508.Sara Donnelly   19:23.0   Chicago, IL Unofficial Tuesday Night Running ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
509.Josh "UFC" W*   19:24.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
510.Chewcaca "Chewy"    19:29.0   CSU Long Beach 1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Bee...M29Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Hurled PBR while his wife/kids looked on, penalty
511.Britney D'Ambra   19:30.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...F27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
512.Scott "5 Laps" McMurtrey   19:33.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
513.Just Doug   19:36.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
514.B. "HITS" Dennison   19:38.0   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA LAH3 2013 Beer MileM66Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Maiden voyage
515.Bryon Pedivillano   19:42.0   Pasadena, CA Inaugural Crown City Beermile Cla...M37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
516.Blubber Fucker   19:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
517.Bunker "Mr. Box" Beater   19:50.0   Tucson, AZ Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  puke penalty lap, Nautical in 20:57
518.Serving Seamen    19:56.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...F27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Shotgunned all 6 beers
519.Jenna Voelker   19:57.0   Iowa City, IA Iowa City Area's 2nd Annual Beer ...F22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
520.AJ "Anal Rose" Fortunato*   20:08.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M33Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
521.The Buttler Hit It   20:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
522.Shorn Scrotum   20:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
523.Anal Beads   20:21.0   Fort Lauderdale, FL Full Moon H3 BeermilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
524.Andrew "Weed Whacker" Pecaut*   20:25.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered (3rd year in a row!), Penalty Lap
525.Just Mike   20:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pre-lubing for AAA coaching event.
526.Jeff "The Kid" D*   20:30.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
527.Nicole Froelich   20:34.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
528.Gwen Strombeck   20:41.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...FPabst Blue Ribbon,   
529.Lindsay Vargo   20:46.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 6th Annual Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
530.Jason "NN"    21:00.0   Denali, Ak ApocalypseM36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
531.Diamond Duck   21:04.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran own BM after turning up late
532.Jenny "WS" Fish   21:10.0   Denali, Ak ApocalypseF34Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
533.Ryan Tervo   21:15.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
534.Chan Justin   21:20.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
535.Michael Joseph   21:20.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
536.Josh Chan   21:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
537.Jessica "NN" Korhut   21:30.0   Denali, Ak ApocalypseF36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
538.Jony Allen*   21:34.0   River Falls, WI 4fth Annual River Falls Days Beer...F29Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  redhead
539.Sean Gerrity   21:40.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 6th Annual Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Penalty Lap
540.Stefanie Tietz   21:44.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
541.Brian "GBS" Naiper   21:45.0   Denali, Ak ApocalypseM31Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
542.Linda "Brew Boss" Greene   21:52.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
543.Connor ????   21:53.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Unattached
544.Ian Knecht   21:55.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Unattached
545.John "FF" Fish   22:00.0   Denali, Ak ApocalypseM41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
546.Ian "Jalapenis" *   22:00.0   Seattle, WA Rain City Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
547.? "My Little Pony" *   22:00.0   Seattle, WA Rain City Beer MileM37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
548.Mike "Statch" Peel   22:04.0   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
549.Kirstin Gehring   22:36.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
550.Brown Eye for the Queer Guy    22:37.0   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
551.Jello Wrecked 'Em   22:46.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon,   
552.Bobby Hanson*   22:56.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
553.Patrick Johnson   23:00.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
554.HaiPooGai    23:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Spectacular final lap triple vomit ensuring a light on his feet penalty lap
555.Candice "Smiley" D*   23:05.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010F32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
556.Robert "The Secret Weapon" W*   23:30.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
557.Tim Gehring   23:33.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
558.Arrested Development    23:38.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...F25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Shotgunned all 6 beers
559.Ricky "Shitty Ricky" Golblatt   23:38.0   North Dartmouth Umass Dartmouth 2nd Annual Beer M...M21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
560.Macie McDowell   23:45.0   Priest River, Idaho F21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
561.Friar Fuck   23:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
562.Becky "Panty Ho" Wehmeyer*   23:50.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileF35Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
563.The Buttler Hit It   23:51.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
564.Jackie Pribyl   23:55.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
565.Giggles Gulps and Gags   23:59.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverFPabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
566.Karin Harrington   24:04.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
567.I Eat Cum   24:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
568.Stefanie Tietz   24:17.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
569.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   24:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
570.Alex "Kricket" K*   24:41.0   Pasadena, CA Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010M32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
571.Karen "Licker" Pixalu*   24:43.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileF36Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
572.Jimmy Crackwhore   24:55.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
573. Ryan "Pocahomo" Do*   25:03.0   Seattle, WA Seattle HHH First Beer MileM41Pabst Blue Ribbon, can   (with penalty lap)
574.HomoRama    25:13.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M52Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
575.Mr. Bean   25:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
576.Harlot Globe Fondler   25:36.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverFPabst Blue Ribbon,   
577.Gretchen Paranya*   25:42.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
578.Andrew Mitchell*   25:42.0   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
579.Stefanie Tietz   25:57.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Fall Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
580.Ryan "Pocahomo" *   27:00.0   Seattle, WA Rain City Beer MileM44Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
581.Alana Buonaguro   27:11.0   Cranford, NJ Cranford X-C 6th Annual Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Penalty Lap
582.Steve *   27:27.0   Houghton, MI MTU Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
583.Sue Staats   27:48.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  White Team
584.Sara Schirmer   28:10.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #5: Celebrity EditionFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
585.Erin "Panocha" Calloway*   28:47.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...F22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Penalty Lap, Did cartwheels for the last 100 meters of the penalty lap
586.Dancy    28:59.0   Socorro NM 1st Annual Drunk R-Tards Running ...M23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  drinks beer like a nancy, heckles like a champ
587.Jason Lindy   30:20.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
588.Amy Kaucic   30:21.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
589.Tara N   30:23.0   Houghton, MI Halloween Quadathlon Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
590.Stacy Anderson*   30:30.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...F25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
591.Amanda Hug'n'Kiss   30:46.0   Chicago, IL Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Jullie...FPabst Blue Ribbon,   
592.Chrissy Shelton   30:49.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Summer Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
593.Sarah Bergfeld   31:13.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
594.Steve "Dubs" Williamson   31:14.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Blue Team
595.Amanda Anacker*   31:40.0   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileF22Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
596.Yellow Dick Gnome   31:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverFPabst Blue Ribbon,   
597.Doc StrangeGlove    32:27.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M49Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Oldest male competitor this year
598.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green   33:20.0   State College, PA Joe Pa MemorialM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
599.Havard "TheSoreAss" Scott*   33:22.0   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Winter ClassicM42Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  took a break during beer #3
600.Edie-Marie Roper   33:50.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
601.Sean Doooooling   34:00.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM19Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Blue Team
602.Balls of Fury   36:57.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleF21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Blue Team
603.? "DF3" *   37:00.0   Seattle, WA Rain City Beer MileF32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  with penalty lap
604.Wikipedophilia    37:37.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
605.Piss Stop   39:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
606.Chef Boy-R-Dum   39:30.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008M25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
607.Dan "Mr. Clean" Green   47:35.0   State College, PA Intra-Squad Meet FinaleM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Unattached
608.Missed Pussy   48:02.0   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008M65Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Wasn't planning on running. We found him at the bar and dragged him out.
609.Wikipedophilia    57:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
610.Mandy Allen   59:46.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
611.Sarah "La Zen Master" Bergfeld   95:48.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
612.Patrick "El Zen Master" Johnson   95:48.0   Pullman, WA Beer Chasers Winter Beer MilePabst Blue Ribbon, can  
613.Wang Chunks   DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
614.Cait Wood   DNF   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileF20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Only Girl, Pansied out on Lap 2 with a cold
615.Don'tF*ckThisUp    DNF   Seattle, WA Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer ...M25Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  2 laps
616.Donna "Tissue Tits" Sanford*   DNF   Fullerton, Ca Orange County Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  2 laps
617.Jamie "Magnum" Gunn   DNF   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
618.Ben "B-Jammin" Hoste   DNF   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
619.Michael "Twerp" Van Antwerp   DNF   Claremont, CA Bernie's Birthday Beer MileM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
620.Ricky Hoffman*   DNF   River Falls, WI 5th annual RF Days Beer MileM23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  defending champ not up to form
621.Laa Laa    DNF   Greensboro, NC 2007 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Only did one lap and one beer!!!!!
622.Mike "PG" Shanks   DNF   Cambridge Ontario 2nd Annual Cambridge Beer MileM38Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
623.Cum Fu Lei   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  One lap in high-heeled boots
624.Larry "Lawrence of NoLabia" Stone*   DNF   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Win...M51Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  DQ'd for getting a girl to run for him. This aint no relay.
625.Amy Gibson*   DNF   Boise, ID Boise Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon,   Couldn't drink four beers
626.Val *   DNF   Boise, ID Boise Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon,   Another wuss would couldn't drink four beers
627.Mik McCully   DNF   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomitted after 1st lap!
628.Lindsey Campbell*   DNF   Missoula, MT 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Ch...F21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
629.SCAF *   DNF   Greensboro, NC 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, keg  Time not Recorded
630.ph Wedge *   DNF   Greensboro, NC 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer MileM40Pabst Blue Ribbon, keg  Time not Recorded
631.D.A.S.H "DASH" PCH3   DNF   Panama City, FL PCH3 Hashgiving Beer MileM35Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Completed half of first leg and returned to start; proceeded to drink remainder of his beers while watching rest of contestants
632.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M47Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Latecummer, cat worrier
633.Andrew Fuys*   DNF   Middletown, CT 95-96 Wesleyan ChampionshipsM21Pabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
634.D. "Flipper" Houston   DNF   Uni High, Los Angeles, CA LAH3 2013 Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Didn't hurl, anyhow....
635.Lisa Nguyen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicF23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Super marathon runner, yes. Super beer drinker, no.
636.Andy Harman   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicPabst Blue Ribbon,   Got talked in to it. Showed up in his badass hotrod and jeans. After 1 beer, called it a career.
637.Choy B.   DNF   Pasadena, CA Livin' On A Prayer Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
638.Terry    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
639.Tricia    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
640.Weed Wacker*   DNF   San Diego, CA Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitatio...M37Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Chundered, Refused Penalty Lap, Disqualified (12:37 Pre-DQ)
641.Kelly Anderson   DNF   Gulf Breeze, FL Da 4th Annual Fat Crab Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, bottle  
642.MMM    DNF   Socorro NM 1st Annual Drunk R-Tards Running ...F20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  champion all around
643.Lindsay "Bulbus Boobus" Hott chick   DNF   Spring Lake, NC Carolina Trash Hash House Harrier...F32Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  dnf but we love her anyways







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