| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Max Plaxton* |
8:46.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 24 | Pilsner, can | |
| 2. | Gabor Herner* |
8:48.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 48 | Pilsner, can | |
| 3. | Jayden Dinney* |
8:50.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 27 | Pilsner, can | |
| 4. | Cory Mercer* |
9:12.0 |
Edmonton, AB | 2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer ... | M | 20 | Pilsner, can | penalty lap, PB |
| 5. | Christina Calver* |
9:20.0 |
Saskatoon, SK | 4th Annual Sask Beer Mile | F | | Pilsner, can | First Female |
| 6. | Blaine Bartlett* |
9:21.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 18 | Pilsner, can | |
| 7. | Kurt Woytiuk |
9:26.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Welcome Back Kurt Beer Mile o... | M | 24 | Pilsner, can | first mile |
| 8. | Mike "Better" |
9:47.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Welcome Back Kurt Beer Mile o... | M | 22 | Pilsner, can | wore a wifebeater |
| 9. | Liz "Hardcore" Hoeppner |
9:49.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Welcome Back Kurt Beer Mile o... | F | 21 | Pilsner, can | didn't puke, wore black underwear |
| 10. | Tim "Stoolie" Conlin* |
9:49.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | M | | Pilsner, can | |
| 11. | Elliot Holthar* |
9:56.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 21 | Pilsner, can | |
| 12. | Casey van der Lee* |
11:14.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 21 | Pilsner, can | penalty lap |
| 13. | Cory Mercer* |
11:19.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 19 | Pilsner, can | penalty lap |
| 14. | Lanny Mann* |
12:17.0 |
Calgary, AB | Drozda's Stag Beer Mile | M | 30 | Pilsner, | Still got it! |
| 15. | Randy Dunphy* |
13:24.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | M | | Pilsner, can | |
| 16. | Doug "thedougler" McLean |
14:06.0 |
Calgary, AB | 1st Annual U of C Mathletes | M | 27 | pilsner, can | |
| 17. | Kevin Picton* |
14:43.0 |
Victoria, BC | 6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 24 | Pilsner, can | |
| 18. | Onat Yazir* |
15:14.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | M | | Pilsner, can | |
| 19. | Ryan Phillips* |
17:29.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | M | 19 | Pilsner, can | penalty lap |
| 20. | Sarah Groeneweg* |
18:44.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | F | 19 | Pilsner, can | penalty lap |
| 21. | Cameron "face cannon" Hodgins |
18:54.0 |
Calgary, AB | 1st Annual U of C Mathletes | M | 24 | pilsner, can | Puked on Second and third Beer |
| 22. | Aaron "Turbo" Cristie |
20:06.0 |
Calgary, AB | 1st Annual U of C Mathletes | M | 29 | pilsner, can | |
| 23. | Syed "Persian purge'n" Lavasni |
20:53.0 |
Calgary, AB | 1st Annual U of C Mathletes | M | 27 | pilsner, can | Puked on Second and Third and fourth (small puke on third). all vomitting intentional |
| 24. | Liz Hodgson* |
21:03.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Puke and Regroup Beer Mile | F | 19 | Pilsner, can | penalty lap |
| 25. | Megan Wolfe* |
DNF |
Vancouver, BC | 7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | F | 21 | Pilsner, can | |
