| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Mike Friedl* |
7:40.4 |
Irvine, CA | The Foamy Frome | M | 47 | Stella Artois, bottle | 1st place! |
| 2. | Bill Brasier* |
8:20.0 |
Los Gatos CA | 2009 Silicon Valley Beer MIle | M | 50 | Stella Artois, | Drinking the wife beating juice- Kudos! |
| 3. | Heather "Hutch's Date" Austin* |
9:00.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario... | F | 23 | Stella Artois, can | 1st womens 3-beer |
| 4. | David R. |
9:50.0 |
Pasadena, CA | 4th Semi-Annual Bacor (ChristmasK... | M | | Stella Artois, bottle | 5.2% alcohol |
| 5. | Tomas-Charles "Faux Vomi" Beaulieu* |
10:19.0 |
Forestville, Quebec (Cana... | Forestville's First Beer mile | M | 23 | Stella Artois, can | Penality Lap! |
| 6. | Derrick Ellis* |
10:23.0 |
Giles Island, MS | Giles Island Beer Mile | M | 26 | Stella Artois, bottle | |
| 7. | Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi |
11:17.0 |
Toronto, ON | 2nd Annual West Toronto Classic | M | 37 | Stella Artois, can | ***330 ml can |
| 8. | Max "Vomit" Des-Hotels* |
11:25.0 |
Montreal, PQ | Automn Battle Ukam VS You de M | M | 21 | Stella Artois, can | UKAM |
| 9. | Mark "Can we play 90's dance music" Grace |
12:03.0 |
Birmingham, United Kingdom | Rowheath Chunder Mile Trial 1 | M | 32 | Stella Artois, cup | |
| 10. | Kari-Lynn Owen* |
12:14.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | F | 36 | Stella Artois, can | |
| 11. | Mark "It's all gone to shit" Ince |
12:49.0 |
Birmingham, United Kingdom | Rowheath Chunder Mile Trial 1 | M | 35 | Stella Artois, cup | Haysus. Who comes up with this stuff?? |
| 12. | Gregg Longdon* |
13:49.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 48 | Stella Artois, can | |
| 13. | Pierre "green piece" Luc* |
13:58.0 |
Montreal, PQ | Automn Battle Ukam VS You de M | M | 21 | Stella Artois, can | UKAM |
| 14. | Robin Boyd* |
21:00.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | F | 40 | Stella Artois, can | |
| 15. | Julie "Midget #2" Maruska* |
DNF |
Waterloo, ON | 5th Annual Fall K-W BM | F | 20 | Stella Artois, can | DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie |
