| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Justin Brandt* |
6:55.0 |
McMinnville, OR | First Annual Linfield Beer Mile I... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 2. | Kent "Timex" Sasaki* |
7:11.0 |
McMinnville, OR | First Annual Linfield Beer Mile I... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 3. | Pete Olson* |
7:51.0 |
McMinnville, OR | First Annual Linfield Beer Mile I... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 4. | Todd Stevens |
8:00.0 |
Santa Rosa, CA | 1st Annual Sonoma County Beer Mile | M | 35 | Tecate, can | |
| 5. | Martin "Ironworker" Macomber |
8:15.0 |
Carpinteria, CA | C.A.R.P. Beer Mile 2008 | M | 35 | tecate, can | |
| 6. | Eric "Ironman" Dempster |
8:20.0 |
Carpinteria, CA | C.A.R.P. Beer Mile 2008 | M | 35 | tecate, can | |
| 7. | Chad "Chadskie" Klein* |
8:30.0 |
McMinnville, OR | First Annual Linfield Beer Mile I... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 8. | Go Fuck Myself |
9:40.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 2008 Tucson Thanksgiving Beer Mile | M | 46 | Tecate, can | trailed/drafted until the fourth beer |
| 9. | Go Fuck Myself |
9:48.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 10. | Dr. Slow "SlowRide" Ride |
9:54.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile | M | 45 | Tecate, can | |
| 11. | Harrison Wilson* |
9:57.0 |
McMinnville, OR | First Annual Linfield Beer Mile I... | M | 19 | Tecate, can | |
| 12. | Jay Prasuhn |
10:40.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 34 | Tecate, can | 1st Place Media Division - First Timer |
| 13. | Peter "Testosterone" Dempster |
11:15.0 |
Carpinteria, CA | C.A.R.P. Beer Mile 2008 | M | 26 | tecate, can | |
| 14. | Granny Panties |
12:23.0 |
Tucson, AZ | Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical ... | M | | Tecate, can | first beer mile |
| 15. | BusJob |
12:49.0 |
Sierra Vista, Arizona | 2nd Annual Company Cock Memorial | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 16. | Gary "the sipper" Dempster |
13:13.0 |
Carpinteria, CA | C.A.R.P. Beer Mile 2008 | M | 39 | tecate, can | |
| 17. | Bruce "Ringer" Littlefield |
13:32.0 |
Sacramento, CA | 1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer Mile | M | 51 | Tecate, can | |
| 18. | TeamCandy |
13:57.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | 1st Anal Bisbee Beermile | | 120 | Tecate, can | |
| 19. | CandyMan |
14:34.0 |
Sierra Vista, Arizona | 2nd Annual Company Cock Memorial | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 20. | Joe |
14:48.0 |
Los Angeles, CA | socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile | M | | Tecate, can | Puked!! |
| 21. | Strokin in the Boyz Room |
15:08.0 |
Los Angeles, CA | socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile | M | | Tecate, can | nice Kilt |
| 22. | Eric "Fishbone" Worden |
15:13.0 |
Sacramento, CA | 1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer Mile | M | 27 | Tecate, can | |
| 23. | Jason "Chairman" Meyer |
15:28.0 |
Sacramento, CA | 1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer Mile | M | 28 | Tecate, can | |
| 24. | BusJob |
15:32.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | 1st Anal Bisbee Beermile | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 25. | Jim "Cinderella" Hinrichsen |
16:26.0 |
Sacramento, CA | 1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer Mile | M | 31 | Tecate, can | |
| 26. | Chris "Limpy" Czerneck |
17:24.0 |
Sacramento, CA | 1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer Mile | M | 26 | Tecate, can | |
| 27. | CandyMan |
17:26.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | The Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbe... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 28. | Pat Vigil* |
18:00.0 |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | F | 60 | Tecate, can | |
| 29. | Heather Rosales |
19:00.0 |
Santa Rosa, CA | 1st Annual Sonoma County Beer Mile | F | 42 | Tecate, can | |
| 30. | BusJob |
19:38.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | The Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbe... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 31. | I Love "FatChix" Fat Chicks |
19:44.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile | M | 35 | Tecate, can | |
| 32. | Greg * |
20:00.0 |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | M | 23 | Tecate, can | |
| 33. | Ilove "ILoveFatChicks" Fatchix |
20:10.0 |
Tucson, AZ | First Tucson Xmas Beer Mile | M | 34 | Tecate, can | self imposed sobriety ends here |
| 34. | Charlotte The Harlot |
21:46.0 |
Tucson, AZ | Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical ... | F | | Tecate, can | personal best |
| 35. | Lisa "Favor" Thoennes |
27:40.0 |
Sacramento, CA | 1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer Mile | F | 26 | Tecate, can | |
| 36. | Wendy |
31:00.0 |
Los Angeles, CA | socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile | F | | Tecate, can | PR |
| 37. | Tim "Keneth P. Noisewater" Maghan |
DNF |
Sacramento, CA | 1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer Mile | M | 27 | Tecate, can | |
| 38. | Likhaya Dayile* |
DNF |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | M | 31 | Tecate, can | |
| 39. | Stasia Ploskonka* |
DNF |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | F | 23 | Tecate, can | |
| 40. | Steve Hyde* |
DNF |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 41. | John Nenninger* |
DNF |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 42. | Mike McBrayer* |
DNF |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 43. | Jason Waite* |
DNF |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | M | 31 | Tecate, can | |
| 44. | Emily Simon* |
DNF |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | F | 21 | Tecate, can | |
| 45. | Brendan * |
DNF |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | M | | Tecate, can | |
| 46. | Pavel Babushka* |
DNF |
Albuquerque, NM | Sport Systems First Annual Beer M... | M | 21 | Tecate, can | |
