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Top Performances Drinking Tooheys New

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	Name (* official)	Time	Location	Race	Sex	Age	Beer	Notes
1.	Robert "50cc" Killmier	6:37.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	23	Tooheys New, can	Practice makes perfect, and this bloke has had plenty of it!
2.	Ryan "Riley" Cox	6:47.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	34	Tooheys New, can	Did it for his kids.
3.	Greg "Florence" Nightingale	8:03.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	20	Tooheys New, can	Who?
4.	Chris "That Guy" Burckhardt	8:14.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	27	Tooheys New, can	Best in character on the night. Has Thiele's measure to date 2-1.
5.	Michael "Young Gun" Killicoat	8:26.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	24	Tooheys New, can	Matthew Scarlett would have been appalled with his effort. Big effort to come over from Sydney though. Jet lag?? Pulled the big one later in the night
6.	Simon "Wellness" Thompson	8:55.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	27	Tooheys New, can	Managed to keep his gear on for this one.
7.	Fiona "Mandela" Hobbs	11:29.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	F	18	Tooheys New, can	The envy of female beer milers throughout the land. An impressive debut.
8.	Tim "Skins" Smith	12:21.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	19	Tooheys New, can	Was striking in his outfit, but not so striking on the track. Good to see some things never change
9.	Shane "The Lep" Thiele	13:04.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	31	Tooheys New, can	Had the weight of Ireland on his shoulders. Couldn't quite live up to the pre-race hype
10.	Adam "Write a letter" Bishop	13:30.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	25	Tooheys New, can	Still recovering months later. Hair of the dog bisho. Good to see he iced his achilles after. Soft.
11.	Matt "I luv Youngy" Fallon	13:50.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	24	Tooheys New, can	Left the Jet ski at home. Could've done with it given the wet track.
12.	Matt "Lactic" Ferber	13:58.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	21	Tooheys New, can	Arrggh. Doing pirates proud. Well, for the first lap or 2 anyway.
13.	Hayden "Iguana" Cook	14:13.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	24	Tooheys New, can	Bombed out in the main event, but ran a sub 59sec 400m plus beer some 10mins post event.
14.	Chris "No" Bull	15:13.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	22	Tooheys New, can	When he lost his hair he must've lost his strength (and beer drinking ability). Perhaps a full body shave next time??
15.	Matt "Colonel Rangger" Dineen	15:45.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	21	Tooheys New, can	First rangger home. A good effort. Your people would be proud
16.	Laszlo "Greasey Pole" Dobo	16:05.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	20	Tooheys New, can	Is this event legal? Perhaps a visit from the cops next year? A 30m pole vault run up is not adequate training for this one
17.	Andrew "Blue Scope" Steele	16:08.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	26	Tooheys New, can	Best chuck of the night. Will be remembered forever for that alone.
18.	Sophie "Daughter of Nick" Evans	16:30.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	F	17	Tooheys New, can	2nd chick home. 2009 might be her year.
19.	Drew "36er" Sutton	17:24.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	28	Tooheys New, can	Silky skills with the round ball. No time for that at a beer mile buddy
20.	Toby "club fees" Medlin	18:52.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	24	Tooheys New, can	The body suit left nothing to the imagination. Apparently Luke liked the look from behind.
21.	Luke "Stoner" Williams	19:04.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	29	Tooheys New, can	Wrong drugs.
22.	Emma "Climb that" Hill	22:29.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	F	26	Tooheys New, can	Impressive debut. Will be back for more in 09.
23.	Paige "is" White	22:45.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	F	20	Tooheys New, can	Is possibly still chucking. Will she ever do one of these ever again?
24.	Tony "Symo" Symonds	25:10.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	39	Tooheys New, can	The veteran of the field. Spent the time to enjoy his 4 malty ales.
25.	Zoe "JFK" Kennedy	27:27.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	F	25	Tooheys New, can	May It Last Forever
26.	Mark "Langers" Lange	34:49.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	28	Tooheys New, can	We're all still recovering from seeing him shirt off late in the event.
27.	Brad "Knows it" Fisk	78:22.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	18	Tooheys New, can	Clever Under Night Temperatures
28.	Rhett "Horsey" Cook	78:22.0	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	M	25	Tooheys New, can	His performance in an Austin Powers movie was far better than this effort
29.	Emma "Myspace" Dobbin	DNF	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	F	18	Tooheys New, can	Couldn't quite get the first beer down, but looked the part.
30.	Jodie "Luvs the Iguana" Cook	DNF	Adelaide, South Australia...	3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships	F	25	Tooheys New, can	Determined to put in a better showing in 2009. Just quietly, would want to ;-) Everyone's favourite beer miler