| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Mark "The Sweaty Fat Girl" Smith |
6:10.0 |
Corpus Christi, TX | The 1st Chocolate Milk 4x1 Mile relay | M | 17 | Yoohoo/Borden, cup | Only one to time himself! Was on the third place team. Didn't throw up at all!! |
| 2. | Thomas "Toemass" Saldana |
9:00.0 |
Corpus Christi, TX | The 1st Chocolate Milk 4x1 Mile relay | M | 15 | Yoohoo/Borden, cup | Didn't finish his milk going in to the last lap, but he's a small dude... |
| 3. | Ben "Whitey" Haby |
9:00.0 |
Corpus Christi, TX | The 1st Chocolate Milk 4x1 Mile relay | M | 16 | Yoohoo/Borden, cup | CHEATER! You were not drinking milk when you would pretend to drink and then just spit it out of your mouth!! |
| 4. | Luis Gutierrez |
9:00.0 |
Corpus Christi, TX | The 1st Chocolate Milk 4x1 Mile relay | M | 19 | Yoohoo/Borden, cup | I don't think he threw up... |
| 5. | John "every word in the dictionary" Wenhold |
9:00.0 |
Corpus Christi, TX | The 1st Chocolate Milk 4x1 Mile relay | M | 17 | Yoohoo/Borden, cup | This guy is crazy. Watch out for him. Funn-ass throw up at the end. |
| 6. | Bryan "The Fly" Ruiz |
9:00.0 |
Corpus Christi, TX | The 1st Chocolate Milk 4x1 Mile relay | M | 17 | Yoohoo/Borden, cup | he was dying out there. |
| 7. | TK "Tiki" Revis |
9:00.0 |
Corpus Christi, TX | The 1st Chocolate Milk 4x1 Mile relay | M | 16 | Yoohoo/Borden, cup | Who does this guy think he is??! |
| 8. | some random dude |
9:00.0 |
Corpus Christi, TX | The 1st Chocolate Milk 4x1 Mile relay | M | | Yoohoo/Borden, cup | This guy was slow. One of Luis's friends? I overheard he had 2 beers before he just jumped in and raced. Hardassx10000 |
| 9. | Mo "Nigga Mo" Harford |
19:09.0 |
Corpus Christi, TX | The 1st Chocolate Milk 4x1 Mile relay | M | | Yoohoo/Borden, cup | KICK, wow. |