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Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Nick "All Talk" Mangos*   6:14.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M252007Carlton Draught, bottle  Cracker of a time, a worthy champion! He will take some beating in 2008. Look for the guy in the waterproof bib.
2.Michael "Zierschy" Killicoat*   7:08.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M222007Carlton Draught, bottle  A fair showing in his first Beer Mile, knew his limitation, but did he go hard enough?
3.Ashley "On Time" Cleveland*   7:11.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M232007Carlton Draught, bottle  Cannot go past this blokes dedication, a SABMC Life member, podium finish 2 years running!
4.Chris "That Guy" Burkhardt*   8:31.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M272007Carlton Draught, bottle  First Sprinter home, finally got the better of his arch nemisis, Thiele!
5.Simon "Josie" Thompson*   8:55.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M242007Carlton Draught, bottle  Managed to keep his clothes on long enough to post a good time, his first beer mile attempt.
6.Nikki "Caves" Donnelly*   9:20.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F212007Carlton Draught, bottle  The crowd loves this girl, plenty of heart and guts! SABMC Female Champion for 2007 both on and off the track!
7.Ryan "B.O.L" Thiele*   9:21.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M282007Carlton Draught, bottle  For a bloke that can't run, and is not a looker at all, he goes all right on the beer mile circuit
8.Dale "Dancin" Engler*   9:29.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M252007Carlton Draught, bottle  Another solid effort by the boy who claims to have a cast iron gut.
9.Shane "Got Game" Thiele*   9:55.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M302007Carlton Draught, bottle  First runner home after spilling his guts and completing his penalty lap.
10.P.J "Pie Chucker" Bosch*   10:01.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M272007Carlton Draught, bottle  Talked it up like always, and let himself down like always! Thats alright P.J no one else rated you!
11.Robert "Sub 8" Killmier*   10:49.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M212007Carlton Draught, bottle  If there were a prize for worst performance on the day, this bloke would have his name all over it! Last years champion was never in it this time round.
12.Michael "Knees" Bertlesmier*   10:57.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M402007Carlton Draught, bottle  After 5 knee replacements, has forced the event organisers to introduce a veterans award for future beer miles. I have one word for you Knees, Inspirational!
13.Denise "Swiss Miss" Schaerer*   11:36.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F192007Carlton Draught, bottle  The Pride of Switzerland. There were no holes showing in this tasty piece of vintage ched!
14.Toby "Mr Incredible" Medlin*   12:06.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M222007Carlton Draught, bottle  A Vast improvement from last years dismal performance, and just quietly there is just enough left up his incredible sleeves for next year.
15.Tim "Skins" Smith*   12:31.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M192007Carlton Draught, bottle  After a year long retirement from running, the beer mile brought him back.
16.Adam "Pants" Didyk*   12:47.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M242007Carlton Draught, bottle  His voice might crackle like a school boy on the verge of losing his virginity, but Adam you can hold your head up high again son! Just remember to ware a belt with those pants.
17.Matt "Die in the Ass" Fallon*   13:40.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M242007Carlton Draught, bottle  In a further dent to his pride, Fallon couldn't quite go the distance again. At least he left his missus at home this year, saving himself a little embarrassment at least.
18.Jordan "Gerald" Massey-Harvey*   13:42.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M232007Carlton Draught, bottle  Jords stepped up in 07, after drinking only lights in 06. Does this mean you are a real man now? I think not. Perhaps once there are a few more hairs on your legs?!
19.Tony "Old Man" Symonds*   13:50.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M362007Carlton Draught, bottle  Symo has been training his whole life for this event, but perhaps he's 10 years too late
20.Kate "Tank" McKenzie*   13:53.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F232007Carlton Draught, bottle  Last year she smacked up the field, running just over 10 minutes. She couldn't handle the pace of her training partner Donnelly.
21.Warren "Wazza" Lord   14:43.0   Melbourne, Australia Fonzes RunM322012Carlton draught, can  
22.Shaun "Bareback" Ryder*   14:49.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M252007Carlton Draught, bottle  Riding bareback has its downfalls, as he struggled most of the way through this one.
23.Courtney "Thompson" Ryder*   14:59.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F252007Carlton Draught, bottle  In her debut to competitive racing she'll be pleased with her 4th woman across the line tag. Apparently the Ryder's were celebrating hard later that night!
24.Peter "Gnome" Davis*   15:21.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M222007Carlton Draught, bottle  Made his way down from the Hills to have his first crack at the Beer Mile. Perhaps he shouldn't have bothered.
25.Daniel "Cheech" Matena*   15:35.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M252007Carlton Draught, bottle  Officially the worst SA Beer Miler of all time. Many attempts, many failures.
26.Gilbert "Fully Sick" Hyde*   15:51.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M212007Carlton Draught, bottle  Give this bloke a bike and there'd be no stopping him.
27.Choc "Side Lines" Lloyd*   16:52.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F202007Carlton Draught, bottle  Choc just goes to prove no matter how good you look it doesn't mean you can run and drink piss
28.Scott "Sog" O'Grady*   18:02.0   Brisbane, Australia Jack Potter 21stM202006carlton draught, bottle  took one item of clothing each off each lap
29.Lauren "Good Value" Hyde*   18:12.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F182007Carlton Draught, bottle  Identified by the Talent Scouts as the future of Beer Miling
30.Emily "Bluey" Hyde*   18:13.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F202007Carlton Draught, bottle  After cruisers in 2006, she stepped up a notch, but still came up empty-handed
31.Peter "Minor" Hyde*   19:02.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M182007Carlton Draught, bottle  Beaten by his sisters on and off the track. Check out the Hyde family website!
32.Danny "Paul/Pork" Hooke   19:09.0   Cambridge Park, Australia Birthday Beer MileM332011Carlton Draught, bottle  
33.James "Polar" Boden*   21:09.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M192007Carlton Draught, bottle  Dubbed the 'orange flash' by those in the know, when it came down to it there was very little flash at all.
34.Laszlo "Evans" Dobo*   22:49.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M182007Carlton Draught, bottle  He's good with his pole, but not so good at the Beer Mile. Was nothing to vault this time around.
35.Brad "Knows It" Fisk*   24:17.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M182007Carlton Draught, bottle  No.
36.Iona "Experience" Halliday*   25:08.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F212007Carlton Draught, bottle  Our Victorian visitor was never in it.
37.Georgia "Dead Last" Kaidonis*   25:53.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F202007Carlton Draught, bottle  A big improvement on last year but lets be honest, she needed to! Still not a winner, but she won the boy on the night apparently.
38.Celeste "Stink" Knowles*   27:54.0   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...F212007Carlton Draught, bottle  May have been the last competitor to finish, but word has it at least this female drank every last drop of her 4 of Carlton Draught's finest went down the hatch.
39.Jack "Potter" Potter*   DNF   Brisbane, Australia Jack Potter 21stM212006carlton draught, bottle  did one lap nude
40.Michael "Woody" Wood*   DNF   Brisbane, Australia Jack Potter 21stM202006carlton draught, bottle  did one lap nude
41.John "Young Girl" Creasey*   DNF   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M322007Carlton Draught, bottle  After claiming this was the biggest race of his life, disappointed to pull out at the last hurdle. Will be back bigger and better in '08.
42.Nathan "Big Guy" Bruce-Gordon*   DNF   Adelaide, South Australia... 2nd Annual South Australian Beer ...M232007Carlton Draught, bottle  Only 2 beers. Are you serious??? Where's the priorities? Although, at least he turned up.







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