Name Time Year Race Beer
1 Andy Suter 6:21.0 2010
Beer Miling Toward a New ...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
2 Andy Suter 6:45.0 2008
Arizona Multisport Beer M...
From Can Budweiser
3 Josh "TriGeek" T 7:48.0 2011
Drinking Club With A Tria...
From Can Budweiser
4 Mark Hubble 8:09.0 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can Miller Genuine Draft
5 C.H.A.S.E. 8:09.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
6 C.H.A.S.E. 8:15.0 2008
30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile
From Can Coors Light
7 Jason "Turney" Williams 8:24.0 2010
Slow white dash
From Can Miller lite
8 Dean Hebert 8:37.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Can Coors
9 Mark Hubble 8:48.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Can Natural Ice
10 John Daly 8:51.0 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
11 Ed Wagner 9:02.0 2008
AASFAA Beermile
From Bottle Icehouse
12 Alex "Baby Stomach" K 9:10.0 2011
Drinking Club With A Tria...
From Can Budweiser
13 Josh "Hoshway" T 9:15.0 2010
Flagstaff Tequila Sunrise...
From Can Budweiser
14 Dean Hebert 9:18.0 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
15 dr. Slow Ride 9:21.0 2008
Non-Piratey Statute and N...
From Can Budweiser
16 Robert "RoRo" M 9:23.0 2011
Drinking Club With A Tria...
From Can Blue Moon
17 dr. Slow Ride 9:26.0 2008
30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
18 dr. Slow Ride 9:35.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
19 John Daly 9:37.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Bottle Guiness
20 Go Fuck Myself 9:40.0 2008
2008 Tucson Thanksgiving ...
From Can Tecate
21 Eric "Slappy" Weber 9:41.0 2010
Slow white dash
From Can Miller lite
22 Eskimo Pi Diver 9:42.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
23 dr. Slow Ride 9:43.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Budweiser
24 New Car Smell 9:47.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Coors Light
25 Jeff Baumgart 9:48.0 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
26 Go Fuck Myself 9:48.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Tecate
27 Slow "DrSlowRide" Ride 9:50.0 2006
First Tucson Xmas Beer Mi...
From Can Budweiser
28 dr. Slow Ride 9:52.0 2008
2008 Tucson Thanksgiving ...
From Can Budweiser
29 Dr. Slow "SlowRide" Ride 9:54.0 2007
2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Tecate
30 Dr.Slowride 9:59.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
31 2x4 10:17.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
32 Bloody Z 10:22.0 2008
30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile
From Can On-on Ale
33 Go Fuck Myself 10:24.0 2008
30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile
From Can Miller Lite
34 Go Fuck Myself 10:26.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
35 Joshua Schlag 10:30.0 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
From Can Phoenix Ale - Biltmore Bl...
36 Non-Skidski Buttplug 10:31.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
37 Luke Downer 10:36.0 2008
AASFAA Beermile
From Bottle Icehouse
38 GoFuckMyself 10:36.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Miller Lite
39 Doctor Mudd 10:36.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
40 VictorVictoria 10:44.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Milwalkees Best
41 Non-Skidski Butt Plug 10:47.0 2008
30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile
From Can Heineken
42 Micah Zahler 10:48.0 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
From Can Phoenix Ale - Biltmore Bl...
43 BFlat 11:04.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Bottle ?
44 Rob Nichols 11:07.0 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
45 Bryan "Wipey" Huskey 11:20.0 2010
Slow white dash
From Can Miller lite
46 Micah Zahler 11:20.0 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
From Can Budweiser
47 Papa Don't Peek 11:24.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
48 Bryan Scott 11:28.0 2008
AASFAA Beermile
From Bottle Icehouse
49 FooCumYu 11:28.0 2007
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Miller Genuine Draft
50 Joshua Schlag 11:34.0 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
From Can Budweiser
51 Bavarian Creme 11:35.0 2007
2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Coors Light
52 Caitlin Waters 11:38.0 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
From Can Phoenix Ale - Biltmore Bl...
53 Granny Panties 11:38.0 2008
2008 Tucson Thanksgiving ...
From Can Coors Light
54 Caitlin Waters 11:49.0 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
From Can Budweiser
55 Follows&Swallows 11:49.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
?
56 NewCarSmell 11:51.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Cup ?
57 K J 12:00.0 2011
Drinking Club With A Tria...
Vodka
58 Papa Don't Peek 12:05.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Coors Light
59 John Hetrick 12:08.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Can Budweiser
60 Kathy Becque 12:13.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Can Miller Genuine Draft
61 FooCumYu 12:13.0 2008
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Coors
62 Stuffed In My Box 12:17.0 2008
30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile
From Can Bud Light
63 Justin Vogt 12:20.0 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
From Can Budweiser
64 Karen Whiteford 12:21.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Can Miller Genuine Draft
65 Granny Panties 12:23.0 2008
Non-Piratey Statute and N...
From Can Tecate
66 Granny Panties 12:26.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Budweiser
67 Justin Vogt 12:30.0 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
From Can Phoenix Ale - Biltmore Bl...
68 New Car Smell 12:40.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
?
69 Rob Nichols 12:48.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Bottle Guiness
70 BusJob 12:49.0 2008
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Tecate
71 FooCumYu 12:53.0 2008
1st Anal Bisbee Beermile
From Can Miller Genuine Draft
72 Dave Ryan 12:56.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Can Blue Moon Hefe
73 DidYaBiteMyPenis 12:59.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
?
74 Papa Don't Peek 13:02.0 2008
Non-Piratey Statute and N...
From Can Miller Lite
75 FooCumYu 13:09.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
From Can MillLt
76 CandyMan 13:11.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
77 FooCumYu 13:17.0 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
From Can MillLt
78 CandyMan 13:19.0 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
From Can Tecate
79 Klitty Litter 13:28.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Cup mixed drinks
80 Dildo Baggins 13:30.0 2010
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Bottle ???
81 DidYaBiteMyPenis 13:31.0 2010
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
82 Napolean Bone A Part 13:35.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
83 SemperFelinus 13:39.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Milwalkees Best
84 Jim Jackson 13:39.0 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can Coors
85 Klitty Litter 13:41.0 2008
2008 Tucson Thanksgiving ...
From Cup vodka and juice
86 Jimmy Holub 13:44.0 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Bottle Old Plowshare Stout
87 Can You Make My Wife Come 13:47.0 2008
Non-Piratey Statute and N...
From Can Budweiser
88 Stuffed In My Box 13:48.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Coors
89 Mrs "El Presidente" T 13:50.0 2010
Flagstaff Tequila Sunrise...
From Bottle Mikes Hard Lemonade
90 TeamCandy 13:57.0 2008
1st Anal Bisbee Beermile
From Can Tecate
91 Bunker Beater 13:58.0 2007
2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
92 FooCumYu 14:00.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Miller Genuine Draft
93 FooCumYu 14:10.0 2010
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Miller lite
94 Didja Bite My Penis 14:15.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
95 BusJob 14:17.0 2010
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Tecate
96 FooCumYu 14:19.0 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can MilLt
97 CompanyCock 14:21.0 2007
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Tecate
98 StudFindHer 14:27.0 2008
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Mixed
99 StudFindHer 14:32.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
100 CandyMan 14:34.0 2008
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Tecate
101 Just David 14:40.0 2007
2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Miller Lite
102 SemperFelinus 14:47.0 2008
1st Anal Bisbee Beermile
From Can ???
103 CandyMan 14:50.0 2007
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Tecate Mix
104 Cop U Late 14:50.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
105 SemperFelinus 15:00.0 2010
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Natural lite
106 Kathy Becque 15:05.0 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can mixed
107 Jenn Hummer 15:06.0 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can Miller Genuine Draft
108 Scooby In A Bottle 15:13.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle MR Champagne
109 Candyman 15:15.0 2010
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Tecate
110 I.P. Freely 15:26.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
111 SnaponJilldo 15:31.0 2008
1st Anal Bisbee Beermile
From Cup red wine
112 BusJob 15:32.0 2008
1st Anal Bisbee Beermile
From Can Tecate
113 Examine Me 15:35.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
114 Howie Feltersnatch 15:40.0 2010
Flagstaff Tequila Sunrise...
From Bottle Fat Tire
115 Debbie Hebert 15:43.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Can Coors
116 PaceHer 16:00.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Miller Lite
117 *. "Dumpy" Glover 16:05.0 2010
Slow white dash
From Can Miller lite
118 Just Billy 16:11.0 2007
2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Milwaukee's Best
119 NNChris 16:20.0 2010
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Bottle BlueMoon
120 SnatchShot 16:28.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
121 CowLiquor 16:30.0 2010
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can ???
122 LostBoy 16:30.0 2010
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Natural lite
123 CandyMan 16:40.0 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Tecate
124 GungHo 16:45.0 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
From Can Budweiser
125 SemperFelinus 16:50.0 2008
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Bud?
126 StuffedInMyBox 16:50.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
?
127 CowLiquor 16:53.0 2008
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Miller Genuine Draft
128 FooCumYu 16:56.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can COORS
129 FunkyMonkeySpunk 17:00.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Miller lite
130 Bush Whacker 17:12.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Bud Light
131 RowmCo 17:14.0 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
From Can MicaUlt
132 ShowerDancer 17:14.0 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Sprite
133 Candyman 17:25.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Tecate
134 CandyMan 17:26.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Tecate
135 RowmCo 17:46.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
136 Anal Licked a Hole 17:54.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Tecate Light
137 HoodOrnament 18:10.0 2008
1st Anal Bisbee Beermile
From Can Coors
138 Esther Cuellar 18:14.0 2008
AASFAA Beermile
From Can Sprite
139 Twatermelon 18:25.0 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Bottle Coronita
140 Stuffed In My Box 18:25.0 2008
Non-Piratey Statute and N...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
141 SnatchShot 18:31.0 2008
1st Anal Bisbee Beermile
From Can ???
142 FingeredIn 18:43.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
143 CowLiquor 18:45.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
144 Scooby In A Bottle 19:00.0 2008
2008 Tucson Thanksgiving ...
From Can Beast Light
145 FingeredIn 19:02.0 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
146 R.U.F.U.S. 19:10.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Budweiser
147 BunkerBeater 19:21.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Cup ?
148 OnlyHalfThere 19:23.0 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
149 Twatermelon 19:32.0 2010
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Bottle Coronita
150 BusJob 19:38.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Tecate
151 Jim Hebert 19:42.0 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Can Coors
152 God Almighty 19:43.0 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne
153 I Love Fat Chicks 19:44.0 2007
2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Tecate
154 BusJob 19:45.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Budweiser
155 KatSpat 19:48.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
?
156 Bunker "Mr. Box" Beater 19:50.0 2008
Non-Piratey Statute and N...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
157 Ilove Fatchix 20:10.0 2006
First Tucson Xmas Beer Mi...
From Can Tecate
158 StudMuffin 20:13.0 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
159 Histk 20:28.0 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
160 ExecutiveSpread 20:52.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
?
161 RowmCo 20:55.0 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
162 GungHo 21:03.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
163 OnlyHalfThere 21:13.0 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
164 SemperFelinus 21:31.0 2010
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can MilBest
165 ScoobyInABottle 21:41.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can Miller Lite
166 Charlotte The Harlot 21:46.0 2008
Non-Piratey Statute and N...
From Can Tecate
167 Thanks4theMammories 21:57.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
?
168 NNCarl 22:22.0 2010
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can CoorsLt
169 Noel Motsinger 23:11.0 2008
AASFAA Beermile
From Bottle Icehouse
170 Twatermelon 23:18.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Bottle Budweiser
171 BusJob 23:39.0 2010
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can MillLt
172 BloodyBeardedBeaver 24:05.0 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
From Can MicaUlt
173 12GaugeUrethera 24:06.0 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
174 GagMeAgain 24:22.0 2008
1st Anal Bisbee Beermile
From Cup Mojito
175 JustShelly 24:22.0 2008
1st Anal Bisbee Beermile
From Cup Mojito
176 CharlottetheHarlot 24:55.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
?
177 Indecent Disposal 26:44.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Bottle Budweiser
178 R. U. My Daddy 27:06.0 2007
2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Bottle Coors Light
179 SlipperyBeaver 27:25.0 2008
Company Cock Memorial Bee...
From Can Budweiser
180 Charlotte "the" Harlot 27:41.0 2007
2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Bud Light
181 Arthur Gash 27:41.0 2007
2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Mickey's malt
182 I Love Fat Chicks 28:33.0 2008
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Be...
From Can Coors Light
183 DoggyStyle 28:40.0 2010
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can BudLt
184 BzzzOwww 30:45.0 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Cup ?
185 CharlotteTheHarlot 33:00.0 2009
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
?
186 12GaugeUrethra 33:28.0 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
187 Homer 34:07.0 2011
1st Annual BusJob Memoria...
Guiness
188 DNF 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
189 Popeye DNF 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
190 CHASE DNF 2008
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
191 DNF 2008
AASFAA Beermile
192 DNF 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
193 DNF 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
194 DNF 2012
2nd Annual Floating BusJo...
195 FooCumYu DNF 2010
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
From Can MillLt
196 SemperFelinus DNF 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
197 DidYaBiteMyPenis DNF 2011
Unsponsored Beermile of B...
198 Jenn Hummer DNF 2008
Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux
From Can Natural Ice
199 Mark Heinle DNF 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can Natural Ice
200 Christina Heinle DNF 2007
Tempe Arizona Beer Mile
From Can Blue Moon
201 DNF 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
202 DNF 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
203 DNF 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
204 DNF 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
205 Frank "El Franko Rojo" S DNF 2011
Drinking Club With A Tria...
From Can Budweiser
206 DNF 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
207 DNF 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
208 Audrey F DNF 2011
Drinking Club With A Tria...
From Can Blue Moon
209 DNF 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
210 Janee "Mrs. T" T DNF 2011
Drinking Club With A Tria...
From Can Blue Moon
211 DNF 2015
Optimal Stubble Beer Mile...
212 Chem Nut DNF 2010
Flagstaff Tequila Sunrise...
From Can Budweiser
213 Chem Nuttier DNF 2010
Flagstaff Tequila Sunrise...
From Can Budweiser
214 Bug Lady DNF 2010
Flagstaff Tequila Sunrise...
From Can Budweiser
215 Klitty Litter DNF 2009
Tucson New Year Champagne...
From Bottle Champagne