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Top Beer Mile Performances - Colorado

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

	Name (* official)	Time	Location	Race	Sex	Age	Beer	Notes
1.	Macaroni	5:37.9	Colorado Springs, CO	CC Beer Mile	M	20	Natural Ice, can
2.	Macaroni	5:56.4	Colorado Springs, CO	CC Beer Mile	M		Natural Ice, can	baller
3.	Will "Token" Banks *	6:10.8	Pueblo, CO	Thanksgiving Beermile open	M		Keystone, can
4.	Tyler Cox	6:25.0	Fort Collins, CO	Fort Collins Original Beer Mile	M	20	Chocolate milk, bottle	Chocolate milk mile champion. 50 oz choco milk in 5 bottles
5.	Nick Mockeridge *	6:40.0	Fort Collins, CO	Fort Collins Original Beer Mile	M	24	Lost lake, can	Beer mile champion. 1:09 half marathoner. Wants to attempt colorado record
6.	Aaron Heun *	6:46.0	Golden, CO	CSM Lonely Beer Mile	M	23	Budweiser, can
7.	Big Meat	6:48.7	Colorado Springs, CO	CC Beer Mile	M	22	Natural Ice, can	would have been a school record
8.	Horsecow	6:52.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Pabst, can	Affiliation: Horsecow
9.	Chris Repka	7:04.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Pabst, can
10.	Complete Stranger	7:07.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	M		On-On ale 5.6%, can	Joined 30 seconds after the beer mile started and almost caught Anybodys Bitch.
11.	Joe ""The Professor'" Munchak	7:14.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Guiness Draught, can	16oz cans
12.	Chris Repka *	7:23.0	Fort Collins, CO	Fort Collins Original Beer Mile	M	23	Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	Regrettably drank a Lost lake for last beer. Beer mile virgin. 70s track suit was a must.
13.	Anybodys Bitch Denver H3	7:27.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can
14.	James "Sandy" Sandoval *	7:30.5	Pueblo, CO	Thanksgiving Beermile open	M		Keystone, can
15.	Joe Munchak	7:32.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M	24		Great rookie performance. Lets turn this triathlete into a Quadathlete (beer, swim, beer, bike, beer, run, beer)
16.	Jeremiah	7:33.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Tecate, can	Male Winner, New Course Record
17.	Anybodys Bitch Denver H3	7:47.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can
18.	Angi Marr	7:49.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	F	30		Another rookie performance. (Although she has been training in both categories her whole life!)
19.	Ryan	7:51.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	M		Newcastle, can	Male Winner
20.	Ryan	7:54.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Lost Lake, can
21.	Halden Clark	8:09.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M	25		Improvement from last year.
22.	Tyler Anstett	8:12.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M	22		Perhaps the surprise of the night.
23.	Sean Newsom	8:19.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M	25
24.	Halden Clark *	8:34.0	Fort Collins, CO	Fort Collins Original Beer Mile	M	23	Lost lake, can	Clydesdale champion (200lbs). Interested in competing in the Pump and run beer mile world championships (if they exist)
25.	Chris Repka	8:36.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M	24	Yuengling, can	More than a minute worse than last year. The pre race burger was probably a terrible idea. Somehow managed not to vomitron. Itchy wool sports coat.
26.	John	8:38.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	M		Coors Light, can	5th Beer Winner, 10:06
27.	Dave "dF"	8:45.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Modus Hoperandi, can	5th Beer Winner
28.	Michael "Big Mike" Smith *	8:45.2	Pueblo, CO	Thanksgiving Beermile open	M		Keystone, can
29.	Eric "Cam"	8:48.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Miller High Life, can	Grand Masters Winner
30.	Paul Weltzer *	8:51.0	Fort Collins, CO	Fort Collins Original Beer Mile	M	23	Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	Former 4:16 miler. Needs to work on chugging BIG TIME. puked after race.
31.	The Big Guy	8:51.5	Colorado Springs, CO	CC Beer Mile	M	20	Natural Ice, can
32.	Phil	8:57.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Coors Light, can
33.	Keith	9:04.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Guinness, bottle
34.	Chris Viskup	9:27.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Guiness Draugh, can	16oz cans
35.	Joel Vaughan *	9:38.0	Fort Collins, CO	Fort Collins Original Beer Mile	M	23	Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile.
36.	Tyler Cox	9:57.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Key Light, can
37.	Paul Weltzer	10:04.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Pabst, can
38.	Sarah "Spanish Fly" Vigl *	10:05.9	Pueblo, CO	Thanksgiving Beermile open	F		Keystone, can	4 beers
39.	Phil	10:11.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	M		Coors Light, can
40.	Tom	10:12.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Newcastle, can
41.	Jess	10:34.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	F		Bud Light, can	Female Winner, Female Course Record
42.	Erin Priest *	10:34.0	Fort Collins, CO	Fort Collins Original Beer Mile	F	21	Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	Women's champ. Works at a running shoe store and a brewery, so we expect her to be an elite beer miler in the near future.
43.	Michelle Falzone	10:41.0	Fort Collins, CO	Fort Collins Original Beer Mile	F	21	Coors Light, can	Showed impeccable vomit control by puking a few meters after the finish line.
44.	Josh Kantor	10:45.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Pabst, can
45.	Luke	10:47.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Bud Light, can	Most Fashionable
46.	Laa Laa	10:58.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile	M	30	can
47.	Molly White	11:00.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	F	25		Puke post race. Unclear whether this was induced by the beer mile or her own neon spandex outfit.
48.	Jess	11:18.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	F		Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	Female Winner
49.	Sister Golden Showers	11:18.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile	M		can
50.	Buck-a-Fuffalo	11:22.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile	M	35	can	Ran Beer Foot
51.	Curtis Goldensoph	11:25.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Bud Light, can
52.	Kent Gneiting	11:26.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Key Ice, can
53.	Kyle Converse	11:33.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile	M		Keystone, can	Old man wins
54.	Light Up My Penis Denver H3	11:46.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1	M		Moosehead Lager 5%, can
55.	Wakes me when its over El Paso H3	11:50.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1	M		Tecate 4.55%, can
56.	Mike	11:52.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	M		Bud 55, can
57.	sean clark "Mr Anderson"	11:52.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	steamboat run for breast cancer	M	27	natural light, can	first time and first place
58.	Light Up My Penis Denver H3	12:28.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can
59.	dr. Slow Ride jHavelina H3	12:30.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1	M	46	Tecate 4.55%, can	Pinch drank for I got Nothin (& puked during the pinch lap)
60.	Eric "Turtle"	12:30.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	Most Disappointing
61.	Pete	12:33.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	M		Alaska Summer, bottle
62.	Anne Lovelie	12:34.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile	F	23	Keystone, can	Champ Was Dethroned, but had a rad costume
63.	Nick harvey	12:41.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M		Bud Light, can
64.	Pete	12:41.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Miller High Life, bottle
65.	Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell *	12:42.0	Denver, CO	JK Good Luck Beer Mile	M	22	Miller High Life, can	Kerry ended up losing, I hope it wasn't my fault.
66.	Reid	12:48.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile	M	22	Keystone, can	7 minute improvement, disgusted everyone with jockstrap
67.	Clayton Patrick	13:18.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M	25		We expect a great sophomore performance
68.	West Wank Denver H3	13:40.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can
69.	Leslie	14:04.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	F		Coors Light, can
70.	Paul Sullivan	14:11.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile	M	21	Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	First Puker
71.	Mel	14:20.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	F		Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	Female 5th Beer Winner, 21:59
72.	Leigh Patterson	14:24.0	Fort Collins, CO	3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	F		can	Puked 3 times
73.	Robby Ketchell	14:35.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M	24		Galoshes!!
74.	Broka	14:40.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile			can
75.	Bloody Z	14:45.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile	M		can
76.	I got Nothin Denver H3	14:50.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can
77.	Joel Vaughan	15:00.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M	25	Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	Several minutes worse than last year. Due primarily to a penalty lap. Itchy wool sports coat
78.	Bloody Z Kimchi H3	15:05.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1	M	31	Milwaukee Best Ice 5.5%, can
79.	Katelyn	15:06.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	F		Coors Light, can
80.	Kevin "Butter"	15:12.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Guinness, can	Big cans (> 12 oz)
81.	Katelyn	15:18.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	F		Tecate/Modelo, can
82.	Pussy Rican El Paso H3	16:03.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1	F		Tecate 4.55%, can
83.	Keith	16:06.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	M		New Belgium, bottle
84.	Elijah	16:06.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon, can
85.	Chad	16:14.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon, can
86.	Warren	16:20.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon, can
87.	Chad	16:26.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon, can
88.	Sean	16:37.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	M		Coors, can
89.	Bloody Z Kimchi H3	16:50.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	M	31	Strongbow 16.9 oz at 5%, can	When cops were visible helped clean up empty can & then finish the beer mile.
90.	POD Boulder H3	17:23.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can	When cops were visible helped clean up empty can & then finish the beer mile.
91.	kyle converse	17:30.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	steamboat run for breast cancer	M	27	keystone light, can	still holds track record, only puker on this lovely night
92.	Hay	17:30.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile			can	Only Ran 3 laps
93.	Dena	17:33.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...	F		Pabst Blue Ribbon, can	Pukey McBarfpants
94.	Sticky	17:42.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile			can	Only Ran 2 laps
95.	scott Vos "lady's man"	18:54.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	steamboat run for breast cancer	M	24	natural light, can	girl friend cheered from the side lines
96.	Kevin	19:51.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	steamboat run for breast cancer	M	24	natural light, can	Blamed it all on the night before
97.	Tim	20:06.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile	M		Keystone, can	Librarian made wonderful noises on lap 3
98.	Anthony	20:08.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile	M		Keystone, can	First Worthless Dorm Kid
99.	Psycho Manashovitz Denver H3	20:11.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1	F		Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can
100.	Bobby	20:15.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile	M		Keystone, can	Second Dorm Kid, needs to learn how to drink
101.	Megan	20:42.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile	F		Keystone, can	Second Place Girls
102.	DrainHo Denver H3	21:16.0	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1	F		2 bottles Beck's Light 5.1% & 2 Tecate, can
103.	Gluteas	22:20.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile			can
104.	Erin Donner	22:27.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	F			They just happened to run a bit too.
105.	Chris Wolvin	22:27.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M			Huge pack at the end.
106.	Lexie Smith	22:27.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	F			Places 11-16 took the team approach
107.	Peter Vallely	22:27.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M			They all wore sweet outfits.
108.	Jessica Logsdon	22:27.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	F			They came to party
109.	Craig Adams	22:27.0	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M			And party they did.
110.	Blake	24:02.0	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile	M		Keystone, can	Best Hair and Puke
111.	Shauna	28:46.0	Denver, CO	Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...	F		Coors Light, can
112.	Tall Twelve	29:50.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile			can
113.	Tampon	31:51.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile			can	Only Ran 3 laps
114.	Brownie	42:45.0	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile	M		can
115.	Nick Mockeridge	DNF	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	M			Last year's winner. Was on record pace (about 6 min pace). Puked in the last lap. So disheartened by the thought of a penalty lap, he dropped out.
116.	Becca Lang	DNF	Fort Collins, CO	2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile	F			Drank beer!
117.	Tu Tu Fairy	DNF	Winter Park, Co	2009 InterAm BeerMile	M	38	can	Only ran 2 laps
118.	Tara	DNF	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile			Keystone, can	Atleast she wore a maids outfit
119.	Lauren	DNF	Steamboat Springs, CO	Full Moon Mile			Keystone, can	Disapointment
120.	Pat "Patty" Johnson *	DNF	Pueblo, CO	Thanksgiving Beermile open	M		Keystone, can
121.	Maura Peterson *	DNF	Fort Collins, CO	Fort Collins Original Beer Mile	F	22	Coors Light, can	Pre-determined beer half-miler.
122.	I Blow Boulder H3	DNF	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	M		Milwaukee's Best Light 4.2%, can	After his 3rd lap at 11:38, he notice cops giving tickets to dog owners and was afraid of getting caught with beer at a school, told the Hash cops were near by & went to the parking lot. DNF.
123.	STD Boulder H3	DNF	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	F	29	Leinenkugel Original 4.6%, bottle	When I Blow said cops, STD just finished her 2nd lap around 11:38, & comenced cleaning up all the empty beer cans. DNF.
124.	Psycho Manashovitz Denver H3	DNF	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can	When I Blow said cops, Psycho just finished her 3rd lap around 11:38, & comenced cleaning up all the empty beer cans. DNF.
125.	I got Nothin Denver H3	DNF	Denver, CO	Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1	M		Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can	Only drank 2 beers, had dr. Slow Ride pinch drank one lap, I got Nothin had to run 2 penalty laps one for him puking and another for his pinch drinker puking (quit after 22+ minutes)

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