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Top Beer Mile Performances - Colorado

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Macaroni    5:37.9   Colorado Springs, CO CC Beer MileM202009Natural Ice, can  
2.Macaroni    5:56.4   Colorado Springs, CO CC Beer MileM2008Natural Ice, can  baller
3.Will "Token" Banks*   6:10.8   Pueblo, CO Thanksgiving Beermile openM2002Keystone, can  
4.Tyler Cox   6:25.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM202006Chocolate milk, bottle  Chocolate milk mile champion. 50 oz choco milk in 5 bottles
5.Nick Mockeridge*   6:40.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM242006Lost lake, can  Beer mile champion. 1:09 half marathoner. Wants to attempt colorado record
6.Aaron Heun*   6:46.0   Golden, CO CSM Lonely Beer MileM232006Budweiser, can  
7.Big Meat   6:48.7   Colorado Springs, CO CC Beer MileM222008Natural Ice, can  would have been a school record
8.Horsecow    6:52.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Pabst, can  Affiliation: Horsecow
9.Chris Repka   7:04.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Pabst, can  
10.Complete Stranger    7:07.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2M2008On-On ale 5.6%, can  Joined 30 seconds after the beer mile started and almost caught Anybodys Bitch.
11.Joe ""The Professor'" Munchak   7:14.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Guiness Draught, can  16oz cans
12.Chris Repka*   7:23.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM232006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Regrettably drank a Lost lake for last beer. Beer mile virgin. 70s track suit was a must.
13.Anybodys Bitch Denver H3   7:27.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can  
14.James "Sandy" Sandoval*   7:30.5   Pueblo, CO Thanksgiving Beermile openM2002Keystone, can  
15.Joe Munchak   7:32.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM242007  Great rookie performance. Lets turn this triathlete into a Quadathlete (beer, swim, beer, bike, beer, run, beer)
16.Jeremiah    7:33.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Tecate, can  Male Winner, New Course Record
17.Anybodys Bitch Denver H3   7:47.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can  
18.Angi Marr   7:49.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileF302007  Another rookie performance. (Although she has been training in both categories her whole life!)
19.Ryan    7:51.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...M2010Newcastle, can  Male Winner
20.Ryan    7:54.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Lost Lake, can  
21.Halden Clark   8:09.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM252007  Improvement from last year.
22.Tyler Anstett   8:12.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM222007  Perhaps the surprise of the night.
23.Sean Newsom   8:19.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM252007  
24.Halden Clark*   8:34.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM232006Lost lake, can  Clydesdale champion (200lbs). Interested in competing in the Pump and run beer mile world championships (if they exist)
25.Chris Repka   8:36.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM242007Yuengling, can  More than a minute worse than last year. The pre race burger was probably a terrible idea. Somehow managed not to vomitron. Itchy wool sports coat.
26.John    8:38.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...M2010Coors Light, can  5th Beer Winner, 10:06
27.Dave "dF"    8:45.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Modus Hoperandi, can  5th Beer Winner
28.Michael "Big Mike" Smith*   8:45.2   Pueblo, CO Thanksgiving Beermile openM2002Keystone, can  
29.Eric "Cam"    8:48.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Miller High Life, can  Grand Masters Winner
30.Paul Weltzer*   8:51.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM232006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Former 4:16 miler. Needs to work on chugging BIG TIME. puked after race.
31.The Big Guy    8:51.5   Colorado Springs, CO CC Beer MileM202009Natural Ice, can  
32.Phil    8:57.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Coors Light, can  
33.Keith    9:04.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Guinness, bottle  
34.Chris Viskup   9:27.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Guiness Draugh, can  16oz cans
35.Joel Vaughan*   9:38.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileM232006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile.
36.Kelly Morgan   9:49.0   Denver, CO Memorial Day Beer Mile 2014F332014Coors Light, can  
37.Tyler Cox   9:57.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Key Light, can  
38.Paul Weltzer   10:04.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Pabst, can  
39.Sarah "Spanish Fly" Vigl*   10:05.9   Pueblo, CO Thanksgiving Beermile openF2002Keystone, can  4 beers
40.Phil    10:11.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...M2010Coors Light, can  
41.Tom    10:12.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Newcastle, can  
42.Ben "Goat" Dicke   10:14.0   Denver, CO Beer Mile Bachelor Party for Ben ...M342014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Host, Honoree, Winner
43.Andrew "sonny" Diessner   10:17.0   Denver, CO Beer Mile Bachelor Party for Ben ...M282014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  silver medal
44.Joseph "OSO" Bearss   10:33.0   Denver, CO Beer Mile Bachelor Party for Ben ...M442014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  bronze medal
45.Jess    10:34.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...F2010Bud Light, can  Female Winner, Female Course Record
46.Erin Priest*   10:34.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileF212006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Women's champ. Works at a running shoe store and a brewery, so we expect her to be an elite beer miler in the near future.
47.Michelle Falzone   10:41.0   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileF212006Coors Light, can  Showed impeccable vomit control by puking a few meters after the finish line.
48.Josh Kantor   10:45.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Pabst, can  
49.Luke    10:47.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Bud Light, can  Most Fashionable
50.Laa Laa    10:58.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMileM302009can  
51.Molly White   11:00.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileF252007  Puke post race. Unclear whether this was induced by the beer mile or her own neon spandex outfit.
52.Jess    11:18.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...F2010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Female Winner
53.Sister Golden Showers    11:18.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMileM2009can  
54.Buck-a-Fuffalo    11:22.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMileM352009can  Ran Beer Foot
55.Curtis Goldensoph   11:25.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Bud Light, can  
56.Kent Gneiting   11:26.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Key Ice, can  
57.Kyle Converse   11:33.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileM2005Keystone, can  Old man wins
58.Light Up My Penis Denver H3   11:46.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1M2008Moosehead Lager 5%, can  
59.Wakes me when its over El Paso H3   11:50.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1M2008Tecate 4.55%, can  
60.Mike    11:52.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...M2010Bud 55, can  
61.sean clark "Mr Anderson"    11:52.0   Steamboat Springs, CO steamboat run for breast cancerM272005natural light, can  first time and first place
62.Holly Brown   12:25.0   Denver, CO Memorial Day Beer Mile 2014F342014Coors Light, can  perfect weather for drinking and running, nice breeze, ominous clouds, and started raining post-run
63.Light Up My Penis Denver H3   12:28.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can  
64.dr. Slow Ride jHavelina H3   12:30.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1M462008Tecate 4.55%, can  Pinch drank for I got Nothin (& puked during the pinch lap)
65.Eric "Turtle"    12:30.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Most Disappointing
66.Pete    12:33.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...M2010Alaska Summer, bottle  
67.Anne Lovelie   12:34.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileF232005Keystone, can  Champ Was Dethroned, but had a rad costume
68.Nick harvey   12:41.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2008Bud Light, can  
69.Pete    12:41.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Miller High Life, bottle  
70.Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell*   12:42.0   Denver, CO JK Good Luck Beer MileM222004Miller High Life, can  Kerry ended up losing, I hope it wasn't my fault.
71.Reid    12:48.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileM222005Keystone, can  7 minute improvement, disgusted everyone with jockstrap
72.Chris "mailbox" Scott   13:02.0   Denver, CO Beer Mile Bachelor Party for Ben ...M372014assorted, bottle  satellite run - verified live on face time
73.Clayton Patrick   13:18.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM252007  We expect a great sophomore performance
74.Gary "Fox" Aronhalt   13:27.0   Denver, CO Beer Mile Bachelor Party for Ben ...M442014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  next time...wine mile
75.West Wank Denver H3   13:40.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can  
76.John "Media Mogul" Moore   14:02.0   Denver, CO Beer Mile Bachelor Party for Ben ...M502014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  glory daze
77.Leslie    14:04.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...F2010Coors Light, can  
78.Paul Sullivan   14:11.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileM212005Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  First Puker
79.Mel    14:20.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...F2010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Female 5th Beer Winner, 21:59
80.Leigh Patterson   14:24.0   Fort Collins, CO 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileF2008can  Puked 3 times
81.Ross "298" Odie   14:33.0   Denver, CO Beer Mile Bachelor Party for Ben ...M352014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  how to train your flagon
82.Robby Ketchell   14:35.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM242007  Galoshes!!
83.Broka    14:40.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMile2009can  
84.Bloody Z    14:45.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMileM2009can  
85.I got Nothin Denver H3   14:50.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can  
86.Joel Vaughan   15:00.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM252007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Several minutes worse than last year. Due primarily to a penalty lap. Itchy wool sports coat
87.Bloody Z Kimchi H3   15:05.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1M312008Milwaukee Best Ice 5.5%, can  
88.Katelyn    15:06.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...F2010Coors Light, can  
89.Kevin "Butter"    15:12.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Guinness, can  Big cans (> 12 oz)
90.Katelyn    15:18.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...F2010Tecate/Modelo, can  
91.Pussy Rican El Paso H3   16:03.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1F2008Tecate 4.55%, can  
92.Keith    16:06.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...M2010New Belgium, bottle  
93.Elijah    16:06.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...M2010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
94.Chad    16:14.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
95.Warren    16:20.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...M2010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
96.Chad    16:26.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...M2010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
97.Sean    16:37.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...M2010Coors, can  
98.Bloody Z Kimchi H3   16:50.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2M312008Strongbow 16.9 oz at 5%, can  When cops were visible helped clean up empty can & then finish the beer mile.
99.POD Boulder H3   17:23.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can  When cops were visible helped clean up empty can & then finish the beer mile.
100.kyle converse    17:30.0   Steamboat Springs, CO steamboat run for breast cancerM272005keystone light, can  still holds track record, only puker on this lovely night
101.Hay    17:30.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMile2009can  Only Ran 3 laps
102.Dena    17:33.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer...F2010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pukey McBarfpants
103.Sticky    17:42.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMile2009can  Only Ran 2 laps
104.scott Vos "lady's man"    18:54.0   Steamboat Springs, CO steamboat run for breast cancerM242005natural light, can  girl friend cheered from the side lines
105.Kevin    19:51.0   Steamboat Springs, CO steamboat run for breast cancerM242005natural light, can  Blamed it all on the night before
106.Tim    20:06.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileM2005Keystone, can  Librarian made wonderful noises on lap 3
107.Anthony    20:08.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileM2005Keystone, can  First Worthless Dorm Kid
108.Psycho Manashovitz Denver H3   20:11.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can  
109.Bobby    20:15.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileM2005Keystone, can  Second Dorm Kid, needs to learn how to drink
110.Megan    20:42.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileF2005Keystone, can  Second Place Girls
111.DrainHo Denver H3   21:16.0   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1F20082 bottles Beck's Light 5.1% & 2 Tecate, can  
112.Gluteas    22:20.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMile2009can  
113.Erin Donner   22:27.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileF2007  They just happened to run a bit too.
114.Chris Wolvin   22:27.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2007  Huge pack at the end.
115.Lexie Smith   22:27.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileF2007  Places 11-16 took the team approach
116.Peter Vallely   22:27.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2007  They all wore sweet outfits.
117.Jessica Logsdon   22:27.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileF2007  They came to party
118.Craig Adams   22:27.0   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2007  And party they did.
119.Blake    24:02.0   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon MileM2005Keystone, can  Best Hair and Puke
120.Jason Tyler "#viw" Vaughn   28:46.0   Denver, CO Beer Mile Bachelor Party for Ben ...M332014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  smoke em if you got em
121.Shauna    28:46.0   Denver, CO Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring...F2010Coors Light, can  
122.Tall Twelve    29:50.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMile2009can  
123.Tampon    31:51.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMile2009can  Only Ran 3 laps
124.Brownie    42:45.0   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMileM2009can  
125.Nick Mockeridge   DNF   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileM2007  Last year's winner. Was on record pace (about 6 min pace). Puked in the last lap. So disheartened by the thought of a penalty lap, he dropped out.
126.Becca Lang   DNF   Fort Collins, CO 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer MileF2007  Drank beer!
127.Tu Tu Fairy    DNF   Winter Park, Co 2009 InterAm BeerMileM382009can  Only ran 2 laps
128.Tara    DNF   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon Mile2005Keystone, can  Atleast she wore a maids outfit
129.Lauren    DNF   Steamboat Springs, CO Full Moon Mile2005Keystone, can  Disapointment
130.Pat "Patty" Johnson*   DNF   Pueblo, CO Thanksgiving Beermile openM2002Keystone, can  
131.Maura Peterson*   DNF   Fort Collins, CO Fort Collins Original Beer MileF222006Coors Light, can  Pre-determined beer half-miler.
132.I Blow Boulder H3   DNF   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2M2008Milwaukee's Best Light 4.2%, can  After his 3rd lap at 11:38, he notice cops giving tickets to dog owners and was afraid of getting caught with beer at a school, told the Hash cops were near by & went to the parking lot. DNF.
133.STD Boulder H3   DNF   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2F292008Leinenkugel Original 4.6%, bottle  When I Blow said cops, STD just finished her 2nd lap around 11:38, & comenced cleaning up all the empty beer cans. DNF.
134.Psycho Manashovitz Denver H3   DNF   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can  When I Blow said cops, Psycho just finished her 3rd lap around 11:38, & comenced cleaning up all the empty beer cans. DNF.
135.I got Nothin Denver H3   DNF   Denver, CO Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can  Only drank 2 beers, had dr. Slow Ride pinch drank one lap, I got Nothin had to run 2 penalty laps one for him puking and another for his pinch drinker puking (quit after 22+ minutes)







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