| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Macaroni |
5:37.9 |
Colorado Springs, CO | CC Beer Mile | M | 20 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 2. | Macaroni |
5:56.4 |
Colorado Springs, CO | CC Beer Mile | M | | Natural Ice, can | baller |
| 3. | Will "Token" Banks* |
6:10.8 |
Pueblo, CO | Thanksgiving Beermile open | M | | Keystone, can | |
| 4. | Tyler Cox |
6:25.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | M | 20 | Chocolate milk, bottle | Chocolate milk mile champion. 50 oz choco milk in 5 bottles |
| 5. | Nick Mockeridge* |
6:40.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | M | 24 | Lost lake, can | Beer mile champion. 1:09 half marathoner. Wants to attempt colorado record |
| 6. | Aaron Heun* |
6:46.0 |
Golden, CO | CSM Lonely Beer Mile | M | 23 | Budweiser, can | |
| 7. | Big Meat |
6:48.7 |
Colorado Springs, CO | CC Beer Mile | M | 22 | Natural Ice, can | would have been a school record |
| 8. | Horsecow |
6:52.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Pabst, can | Affiliation: Horsecow |
| 9. | Chris Repka |
7:04.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 10. | Complete Stranger |
7:07.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | M | | On-On ale 5.6%, can | Joined 30 seconds after the beer mile started and almost caught Anybodys Bitch. |
| 11. | Joe ""The Professor'" Munchak |
7:14.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Guiness Draught, can | 16oz cans |
| 12. | Chris Repka* |
7:23.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | M | 23 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Regrettably drank a Lost lake for last beer. Beer mile virgin. 70s track suit was a must. |
| 13. | Anybodys Bitch Denver H3 |
7:27.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can | |
| 14. | James "Sandy" Sandoval* |
7:30.5 |
Pueblo, CO | Thanksgiving Beermile open | M | | Keystone, can | |
| 15. | Joe Munchak |
7:32.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | 24 | | Great rookie performance. Lets turn this triathlete into a Quadathlete (beer, swim, beer, bike, beer, run, beer) |
| 16. | Jeremiah |
7:33.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Tecate, can | Male Winner, New Course Record |
| 17. | Anybodys Bitch Denver H3 |
7:47.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can | |
| 18. | Angi Marr |
7:49.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | F | 30 | | Another rookie performance. (Although she has been training in both categories her whole life!) |
| 19. | Ryan |
7:51.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | M | | Newcastle, can | Male Winner |
| 20. | Ryan |
7:54.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Lost Lake, can | |
| 21. | Halden Clark |
8:09.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | 25 | | Improvement from last year. |
| 22. | Tyler Anstett |
8:12.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | 22 | | Perhaps the surprise of the night. |
| 23. | Sean Newsom |
8:19.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | 25 | | |
| 24. | Halden Clark* |
8:34.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | M | 23 | Lost lake, can | Clydesdale champion (200lbs). Interested in competing in the Pump and run beer mile world championships (if they exist) |
| 25. | Chris Repka |
8:36.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | 24 | Yuengling, can | More than a minute worse than last year. The pre race burger was probably a terrible idea. Somehow managed not to vomitron. Itchy wool sports coat. |
| 26. | John |
8:38.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | M | | Coors Light, can | 5th Beer Winner, 10:06 |
| 27. | Dave "dF" |
8:45.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Modus Hoperandi, can | 5th Beer Winner |
| 28. | Michael "Big Mike" Smith* |
8:45.2 |
Pueblo, CO | Thanksgiving Beermile open | M | | Keystone, can | |
| 29. | Eric "Cam" |
8:48.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Miller High Life, can | Grand Masters Winner |
| 30. | Paul Weltzer* |
8:51.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | M | 23 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Former 4:16 miler. Needs to work on chugging BIG TIME. puked after race. |
| 31. | The Big Guy |
8:51.5 |
Colorado Springs, CO | CC Beer Mile | M | 20 | Natural Ice, can | |
| 32. | Phil |
8:57.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Coors Light, can | |
| 33. | Keith |
9:04.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Guinness, bottle | |
| 34. | Chris Viskup |
9:27.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Guiness Draugh, can | 16oz cans |
| 35. | Joel Vaughan* |
9:38.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | M | 23 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile. |
| 36. | Tyler Cox |
9:57.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Key Light, can | |
| 37. | Paul Weltzer |
10:04.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 38. | Sarah "Spanish Fly" Vigl* |
10:05.9 |
Pueblo, CO | Thanksgiving Beermile open | F | | Keystone, can | 4 beers |
| 39. | Phil |
10:11.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | M | | Coors Light, can | |
| 40. | Tom |
10:12.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Newcastle, can | |
| 41. | Jess |
10:34.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | F | | Bud Light, can | Female Winner, Female Course Record |
| 42. | Erin Priest* |
10:34.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | F | 21 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Women's champ. Works at a running shoe store and a brewery, so we expect her to be an elite beer miler in the near future. |
| 43. | Michelle Falzone |
10:41.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | F | 21 | Coors Light, can | Showed impeccable vomit control by puking a few meters after the finish line. |
| 44. | Josh Kantor |
10:45.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Pabst, can | |
| 45. | Luke |
10:47.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Bud Light, can | Most Fashionable |
| 46. | Laa Laa |
10:58.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | M | 30 | can | |
| 47. | Molly White |
11:00.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | F | 25 | | Puke post race. Unclear whether this was induced by the beer mile or her own neon spandex outfit. |
| 48. | Jess |
11:18.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Female Winner |
| 49. | Sister Golden Showers |
11:18.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | M | | can | |
| 50. | Buck-a-Fuffalo |
11:22.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | M | 35 | can | Ran Beer Foot |
| 51. | Curtis Goldensoph |
11:25.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Bud Light, can | |
| 52. | Kent Gneiting |
11:26.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Key Ice, can | |
| 53. | Kyle Converse |
11:33.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | M | | Keystone, can | Old man wins |
| 54. | Light Up My Penis Denver H3 |
11:46.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1 | M | | Moosehead Lager 5%, can | |
| 55. | Wakes me when its over El Paso H3 |
11:50.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1 | M | | Tecate 4.55%, can | |
| 56. | Mike |
11:52.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | M | | Bud 55, can | |
| 57. | sean clark "Mr Anderson" |
11:52.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | steamboat run for breast cancer | M | 27 | natural light, can | first time and first place |
| 58. | Light Up My Penis Denver H3 |
12:28.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can | |
| 59. | dr. Slow Ride jHavelina H3 |
12:30.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1 | M | 46 | Tecate 4.55%, can | Pinch drank for I got Nothin (& puked during the pinch lap) |
| 60. | Eric "Turtle" |
12:30.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Most Disappointing |
| 61. | Pete |
12:33.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | M | | Alaska Summer, bottle | |
| 62. | Anne Lovelie |
12:34.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | F | 23 | Keystone, can | Champ Was Dethroned, but had a rad costume |
| 63. | Nick harvey |
12:41.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | Bud Light, can | |
| 64. | Pete |
12:41.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Miller High Life, bottle | |
| 65. | Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell* |
12:42.0 |
Denver, CO | JK Good Luck Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | Kerry ended up losing, I hope it wasn't my fault. |
| 66. | Reid |
12:48.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | M | 22 | Keystone, can | 7 minute improvement, disgusted everyone with jockstrap |
| 67. | Clayton Patrick |
13:18.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | 25 | | We expect a great sophomore performance |
| 68. | West Wank Denver H3 |
13:40.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can | |
| 69. | Leslie |
14:04.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | F | | Coors Light, can | |
| 70. | Paul Sullivan |
14:11.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | M | 21 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | First Puker |
| 71. | Mel |
14:20.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Female 5th Beer Winner, 21:59 |
| 72. | Leigh Patterson |
14:24.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | F | | can | Puked 3 times |
| 73. | Robby Ketchell |
14:35.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | 24 | | Galoshes!! |
| 74. | Broka |
14:40.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | | | can | |
| 75. | Bloody Z |
14:45.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | M | | can | |
| 76. | I got Nothin Denver H3 |
14:50.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can | |
| 77. | Joel Vaughan |
15:00.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | 25 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Several minutes worse than last year. Due primarily to a penalty lap. Itchy wool sports coat |
| 78. | Bloody Z Kimchi H3 |
15:05.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1 | M | 31 | Milwaukee Best Ice 5.5%, can | |
| 79. | Katelyn |
15:06.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | F | | Coors Light, can | |
| 80. | Kevin "Butter" |
15:12.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Guinness, can | Big cans (> 12 oz) |
| 81. | Katelyn |
15:18.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | F | | Tecate/Modelo, can | |
| 82. | Pussy Rican El Paso H3 |
16:03.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1 | F | | Tecate 4.55%, can | |
| 83. | Keith |
16:06.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | M | | New Belgium, bottle | |
| 84. | Elijah |
16:06.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 85. | Chad |
16:14.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 86. | Warren |
16:20.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 87. | Chad |
16:26.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 88. | Sean |
16:37.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | M | | Coors, can | |
| 89. | Bloody Z Kimchi H3 |
16:50.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | M | 31 | Strongbow 16.9 oz at 5%, can | When cops were visible helped clean up empty can & then finish the beer mile. |
| 90. | POD Boulder H3 |
17:23.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can | When cops were visible helped clean up empty can & then finish the beer mile. |
| 91. | kyle converse |
17:30.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | steamboat run for breast cancer | M | 27 | keystone light, can | still holds track record, only puker on this lovely night |
| 92. | Hay |
17:30.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | | | can | Only Ran 3 laps |
| 93. | Dena |
17:33.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Summer... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Pukey McBarfpants |
| 94. | Sticky |
17:42.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | | | can | Only Ran 2 laps |
| 95. | scott Vos "lady's man" |
18:54.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | steamboat run for breast cancer | M | 24 | natural light, can | girl friend cheered from the side lines |
| 96. | Kevin |
19:51.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | steamboat run for breast cancer | M | 24 | natural light, can | Blamed it all on the night before |
| 97. | Tim |
20:06.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | M | | Keystone, can | Librarian made wonderful noises on lap 3 |
| 98. | Anthony |
20:08.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | M | | Keystone, can | First Worthless Dorm Kid |
| 99. | Psycho Manashovitz Denver H3 |
20:11.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1 | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can | |
| 100. | Bobby |
20:15.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | M | | Keystone, can | Second Dorm Kid, needs to learn how to drink |
| 101. | Megan |
20:42.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | F | | Keystone, can | Second Place Girls |
| 102. | DrainHo Denver H3 |
21:16.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1 | F | | 2 bottles Beck's Light 5.1% & 2 Tecate, can | |
| 103. | Gluteas |
22:20.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | | | can | |
| 104. | Erin Donner |
22:27.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | F | | | They just happened to run a bit too. |
| 105. | Chris Wolvin |
22:27.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | | Huge pack at the end. |
| 106. | Lexie Smith |
22:27.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | F | | | Places 11-16 took the team approach |
| 107. | Peter Vallely |
22:27.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | | They all wore sweet outfits. |
| 108. | Jessica Logsdon |
22:27.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | F | | | They came to party |
| 109. | Craig Adams |
22:27.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | | And party they did. |
| 110. | Blake |
24:02.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | M | | Keystone, can | Best Hair and Puke |
| 111. | Shauna |
28:46.0 |
Denver, CO | Denver Metro Beermile Club Spring... | F | | Coors Light, can | |
| 112. | Tall Twelve |
29:50.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | | | can | |
| 113. | Tampon |
31:51.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | | | can | Only Ran 3 laps |
| 114. | Brownie |
42:45.0 |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | M | | can | |
| 115. | Nick Mockeridge |
DNF |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | M | | | Last year's winner. Was on record pace (about 6 min pace). Puked in the last lap. So disheartened by the thought of a penalty lap, he dropped out. |
| 116. | Becca Lang |
DNF |
Fort Collins, CO | 2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile | F | | | Drank beer! |
| 117. | Tu Tu Fairy |
DNF |
Winter Park, Co | 2009 InterAm BeerMile | M | 38 | can | Only ran 2 laps |
| 118. | Tara |
DNF |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | | | Keystone, can | Atleast she wore a maids outfit |
| 119. | Lauren |
DNF |
Steamboat Springs, CO | Full Moon Mile | | | Keystone, can | Disapointment |
| 120. | Pat "Patty" Johnson* |
DNF |
Pueblo, CO | Thanksgiving Beermile open | M | | Keystone, can | |
| 121. | Maura Peterson* |
DNF |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | F | 22 | Coors Light, can | Pre-determined beer half-miler. |
| 122. | I Blow Boulder H3 |
DNF |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | M | | Milwaukee's Best Light 4.2%, can | After his 3rd lap at 11:38, he notice cops giving tickets to dog owners and was afraid of getting caught with beer at a school, told the Hash cops were near by & went to the parking lot. DNF. |
| 123. | STD Boulder H3 |
DNF |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | F | 29 | Leinenkugel Original 4.6%, bottle | When I Blow said cops, STD just finished her 2nd lap around 11:38, & comenced cleaning up all the empty beer cans. DNF. |
| 124. | Psycho Manashovitz Denver H3 |
DNF |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can | When I Blow said cops, Psycho just finished her 3rd lap around 11:38, & comenced cleaning up all the empty beer cans. DNF. |
| 125. | I got Nothin Denver H3 |
DNF |
Denver, CO | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, can | Only drank 2 beers, had dr. Slow Ride pinch drank one lap, I got Nothin had to run 2 penalty laps one for him puking and another for his pinch drinker puking (quit after 22+ minutes) |