| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Ass Spelunker |
6:11.9 |
Washington, DC | 2009 DC Hash beer mile | M | 31 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, cup | DC Beer Mile Record - Didn't Vomit. |
| 2. | obeast "obeastiologist" iologist |
6:25.0 |
Washington, DC | DC area Beer Mile | M | 31 | guinness, cup | |
| 3. | Ass Spelunker |
7:05.0 |
Washington, DC | 2008 DC Hash Beer Mile | M | 30 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, cup | |
| 4. | Put It Out |
7:34.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 5. | Blowup Dalai Nada |
7:50.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 6. | PereStroker |
8:00.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 7. | x "Evil Jesus" x |
8:44.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | 35 | Natty Boh, cup | host |
| 8. | x "FuckStick" x |
9:02.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Natural Light, cup | |
| 9. | x "SingDog" x |
9:30.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | funnel |
| 10. | Dave "Rookie of the Beer" M.* |
9:36.0 |
Washington, DC | DC Roadrunners Chug and Purge Mile | M | 34 | Michelob, Sam Adams, Yuengling, Dos Equi, bottle | |
| 11. | x "Bolo Headrat" x |
9:56.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 12. | x "Bend'hogover" x |
9:58.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Natty Boh!, cup | |
| 13. | x "Jiggles Lo" |
10:56.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Natty Boh!, cup | |
| 14. | x "Little Buddy" |
11:14.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 15. | Max "Beer Marathon Coach" R.* |
11:56.0 |
Washington, DC | DC Roadrunners Chug and Purge Mile | M | 36 | Michelob, Sam Adams, Yuengling, Dos Equi, bottle | |
| 16. | x "Gnome Nuts" |
13:05.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Fosters, cup | 3rd Vomiteer |
| 17. | x "T'n'eh?" x |
13:10.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | F | | Molson, cup | 2nd Vomiteer |
| 18. | x "UpHer Alley" |
13:50.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Natural Light, cup | |
| 19. | x "dod Mizz" |
14:04.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 20. | x "Easy Moon" |
14:40.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | whatever, cup | |
| 21. | x "Peter Puller" |
14:45.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Pilsner Uquell, cup | |
| 22. | Chris "Purger 1" D.* |
15:34.0 |
Washington, DC | DC Roadrunners Chug and Purge Mile | M | 30 | Michelob, Sam Adams, Yuengling, Dos Equi, bottle | |
| 23. | x "Becca S." x |
15:40.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | F | | Michelob, cup | |
| 24. | x "Scott J." |
15:40.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Corona, cup | |
| 25. | x "Pukin Ty" |
18:10.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | 1st Vomiteer |
| 26. | x "Problem Child" |
18:22.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, cup | |
| 27. | Adam "Looking Green" S.* |
22:37.0 |
Washington, DC | DC Roadrunners Chug and Purge Mile | M | 29 | Michelob, Sam Adams, Yuengling, Dos Equi, bottle | |
| 28. | Richard "Featherweight" R.* |
24:50.0 |
Washington, DC | DC Roadrunners Chug and Purge Mile | M | 33 | Michelob, Sam Adams, Yuengling, Dos Equi, bottle | |
| 29. | Heather "Beer hostess" S.* |
28:31.0 |
Washington, DC | DC Roadrunners Chug and Purge Mile | F | 25 | Michelob, Sam Adams, Yuengling, Dos Equi, bottle | |
| 30. | Michelle "Purger 2" R.* |
32:50.0 |
Washington, DC | DC Roadrunners Chug and Purge Mile | F | 25 | Michelob, Sam Adams, Yuengling, Dos Equi, bottle | |
| 31. | Liza "Beer Mile Trooper" C.* |
37:00.0 |
Washington, DC | DC Roadrunners Chug and Purge Mile | F | 25 | Michelob, Sam Adams, Yuengling, Dos Equi, bottle | |
| 32. | x "Muddy Hari" |
DNF |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | F | | Scratch, | scratch |
| 33. | x "Gummit" |
DNF |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Scratch, | scratch |
| 34. | x "AssFault" |
DNF |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Scratch, | scratch |
