| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Steve Contreras* |
5:40.2 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 2. | Thane "The Scholar" Hancock* |
5:48.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 3. | Dana Bellows* |
5:51.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Tufts |
| 4. | Thane "Toothbrush" Hancock* |
5:54.7 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 5. | Steve Contreras* |
5:58.2 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 6. | Donald "Double Barrel" Baril* |
6:00.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 7. | Ben Schmeckpeper* |
6:01.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Cambridge Beer Mile Championships | M | 22 | Heineken, can | school record |
| 8. | Chris "Brewski" Bruce* |
6:02.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Cambridge Beer Mile Championships | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 9. | Steve "Contra" Contreras* |
6:10.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 20 | Budweiser, can | |
| 10. | Andrew "Unit" Schneider* |
6:16.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 11. | Allen Nunnally* |
6:17.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 12. | Chris "Brewski" Bruce |
6:21.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Postseason Beermile Championships | M | 19 | Keystone, can | school record |
| 13. | Frank "Alexander" Lenkoski, VIII* |
6:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 14. | Rob "Boot" Mitchell* |
6:23.9 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 19 | Budweiser, can | |
| 15. | Allen "Big Boy" Nunnally* |
6:24.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 19 | Budweiser, can | |
| 16. | Eric "Shoes" Lavigne* |
6:29.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Trinity |
| 17. | Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler* |
6:42.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 18. | George Roscoe |
6:42.4 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 21 | Guinness, can | |
| 19. | Alex White |
6:50.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Coors, can | First Beer Mile |
| 20. | Paul Alsdorf* |
6:53.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Williams |
| 21. | Gabe "Fur Trapper" Wieder* |
6:54.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 22. | Michael "Sarge" Anderson* |
6:55.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 23. | Bill Richard* |
6:56.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Tufts |
| 24. | Erick "Hungchow" Hung* |
6:56.7 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 20 | Budweiser, can | |
| 25. | Aaron "Pisser" Beim* |
7:05.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 19 | Budweiser, can | |
| 26. | Amanda Weiss* |
7:09.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 27. | Andrew Malick* |
7:25.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Trinity |
| 28. | Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons |
7:25.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 29. | George Roscoe |
7:27.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Gunniess, can | |
| 30. | Shitty Youdin* |
7:29.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 31. | Rob Mitchell* |
7:30.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst, boot + penalty lap |
| 32. | Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons |
7:33.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee... | M | 20 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 33. | Sarah Hann* |
7:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 34. | Matt Katz* |
7:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 35. | Goat Throat |
7:39.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | 26 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 36. | Goat Throat |
7:40.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | 26 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 37. | Lauren McCarthy* |
7:43.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Cambridge Beer Mile Championships | F | 19 | Miller High Life, can | damn fast for a girl |
| 38. | Heather "Nasty" Lambert* |
7:44.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 39. | Pete "Naked Pete" Rodrigues* |
7:44.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Tufts |
| 40. | Brian Stout* |
7:49.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 41. | Erik Nedeau* |
7:52.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 42. | Chris Clayton |
7:56.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 17 | Cola, can | |
| 43. | Chris Coy |
7:58.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 23 | Guinness, can | |
| 44. | Sam "Downtown" Brown |
7:59.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | | | | Hamilton |
| 45. | Scott Proulx |
8:04.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 22 | Labatt, can | |
| 46. | Yolanda "Yoda" Flamino* |
8:08.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Trinity |
| 47. | Bruce Perlow* |
8:19.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 48. | Michael Anderson* |
8:21.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 49. | Mike Danahy |
8:22.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 19 | | |
| 50. | Patrick Butler |
8:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 22 | Guinness 16 oz., can | |
| 51. | Jon Prokup* |
8:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 52. | Rob Mitchell* |
8:25.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 53. | Christopher Coy |
8:28.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 23 | Bud Light, can | |
| 54. | Maureen "Messy" McMurray* |
8:31.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 55. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
8:31.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | 29 | Natural Light, can | |
| 56. | Adam Forkner |
8:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | | | | Trinity |
| 57. | Dan Chandler |
8:35.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 21 | | |
| 58. | Dave Kyle* |
8:40.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Trinity |
| 59. | Jacob Cooper* |
8:40.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 60. | george "The Babbler" Roscoe |
8:42.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | 20 | Natty Ice & Keystone, can | This kid can chug |
| 61. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
8:46.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 62. | Ben Piecuch* |
8:50.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Tufts |
| 63. | Doug Leenhouts |
8:52.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 21 | Labatt, can | |
| 64. | Andrew Eisner* |
8:53.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 65. | Brian "Shaggy" Larrivee* |
8:57.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 66. | The Babbler |
9:00.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Preseason Time Trial | M | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 67. | Marcie Griffith* |
9:04.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | F | | Ice House, can | |
| 68. | Nicholas Jamroz |
9:04.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 20 | Busch Light, can | |
| 69. | Matt "Peaches" Basile |
9:08.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 20 | Coors, can | Booted (Lap 4 while running on the backstretch), First Beer Mile |
| 70. | Eugene "Huge" Douglass |
9:11.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 20 | Coors, can | Didn't boot at all, Outkicked again, First Beer Mile |
| 71. | Nate Malatesta |
9:13.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 72. | Luke Marron |
9:15.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee... | M | 22 | Busch Light, can | |
| 73. | 'Ed Master |
9:15.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 74. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
9:18.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | 28 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 75. | Head Master |
9:22.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 76. | Emily Hill |
9:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Hamilton |
| 77. | Bruce Perlow |
9:24.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 20 | | |
| 78. | Mr. Undefeated |
9:27.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Preseason Time Trial | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 79. | Kathryn Van Nimwegen* |
9:31.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 80. | Anne Berktau* |
9:31.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | F | | | |
| 81. | Jocelyn Sharp* |
9:32.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 82. | Russell Ryan* |
9:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | Boot Lap |
| 83. | Matt Bradley |
9:41.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Coors, can | Booted |
| 84. | Andrew Wong* |
9:47.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Trinity |
| 85. | Paul "Ajax" Dragnich |
9:49.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | can | |
| 86. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
9:52.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 87. | John "Beef" Raby* |
9:53.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 88. | Matt McCarthy |
9:55.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 89. | Caitlin Wood |
10:00.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | F | | | |
| 90. | Jonathan "A Little Moore" Foster-Moore |
10:03.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 17 | Cola, can | |
| 91. | Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd* |
10:04.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 92. | Jeff Sanders |
10:10.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 20 | can | |
| 93. | meberg Aaron |
10:15.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | 22 | Natty & Keystone, can | ran a 10:07 steeplechase earlier, ran barefoot, booted the hardest I've ever seen anyone boot |
| 94. | Sticks It To The Bros |
10:17.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 95. | Ben Piecuch |
10:25.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 22 | | |
| 96. | Kevin Kardian |
10:30.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 20 | Bud Light, can | |
| 97. | Aaron Meberg |
10:30.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors Light, can | |
| 98. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
10:33.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | 28 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 99. | Just Sager |
10:58.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 100. | Doug "Mr. Undefeated" Leenhouts |
11:05.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 23 | Labatt Blue, can | Booted, Only short shorts, Old Man Doug runs yet another beer mile |
| 101. | Scooby Do Me |
11:08.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 102. | G String |
11:14.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 103. | Justin "his Excellency" Gero |
11:20.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | M | 18 | Coca-Cola, can | Champion |
| 104. | Virgin Jessica |
11:20.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | F | | Natural Light, can | |
| 105. | Kyle Gauthier |
11:28.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | beer, from a nalgene, | |
| 106. | You Oughta Blow |
11:56.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 107. | Scooby Do Me |
11:57.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 108. | John Stanton-Geddes* |
12:02.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 109. | Siezure Salad |
12:04.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 110. | You Oughta Blow |
12:09.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 111. | Jeremy Shaw |
12:11.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 20 | Labatt Blue, can | Booted hard by the high jump mats (Lap 2), First Beer Mile |
| 112. | You Oughta Blow |
12:12.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 113. | Sugar Plum Fairy |
12:22.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 114. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
12:29.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | 27 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 115. | G String |
12:29.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 116. | Sugar Plum Fiary |
12:48.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | O' Doul's, can | |
| 117. | Brendan Mormile |
12:53.0 |
Andover, MA | The Fortune Cookie Mile | M | 20 | Busch Light, bottle | |
| 118. | Fire in the Hole |
12:54.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 119. | G String |
12:56.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 120. | Neal Donnelly |
12:58.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 121. | Sugar Plum Fairy |
13:23.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 122. | Liz Rosinha |
13:25.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 123. | Matt Bradley |
13:30.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | | Budweiser, can | |
| 124. | Running in Jeans Relay |
13:39.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | F | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 125. | Doug "Mr. Undefeated" Leenhouts |
13:52.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | 21 | Keystone, can | 2nd beer mile in 2 hours...5:17 improvement |
| 126. | Sugar Plum Fairy |
13:53.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 127. | Bend Over Mommy |
13:54.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 128. | Ezra Fleischman |
14:00.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 129. | Ken Doll |
14:04.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 130. | Brigham Tongue |
14:06.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | F | | Natural Light, can | |
| 131. | Nice Tits |
14:12.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 132. | Corn On the Cock |
14:33.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 133. | Liz Chung* |
14:36.6 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 134. | Nelltje Berens* |
14:36.7 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 20 | Budweiser, can | |
| 135. | Bend Over Mommy |
14:37.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 136. | Linnea Leaver* |
15:02.2 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 20 | Budweiser, can | |
| 137. | Pat Lawlor |
15:03.0 |
Andover, MA | The Fortune Cookie Mile | M | 18 | Busch Light, bottle | |
| 138. | Katie Rob* |
15:04.6 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 139. | Virgin Tara |
15:10.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 140. | Team Whiny Bitches |
15:11.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 141. | Beat By a Girl |
15:12.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 142. | Sam Zimmerman |
15:12.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | F | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | First Female Finisher |
| 143. | Anthony DelVecchio |
15:13.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 19 | can | +1 lap for puking, lots of puking |
| 144. | Jolly Green Vagina |
15:16.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 145. | Jeffrey "Colonel Chubs" Sanders |
15:35.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | | Keystone, can | stupid freshman |
| 146. | Justin Braga |
15:35.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 22 | can | |
| 147. | Wooden Eye... |
15:48.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 148. | Necrophiliac Jack |
15:50.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 149. | Shorn Scrotum |
16:14.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 150. | Sugar Plum Fairy |
16:14.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 151. | Jolly Green Vagina |
16:20.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 152. | Bill Aust |
16:34.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 22 | Coors, can | Dueled with Keith drinking Beer 4 and won (almost booted trying to chase him down though), Sprinter, First Beer Mile |
| 153. | Renee |
16:40.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Budweiser, can | |
| 154. | Super Teflon Dong |
16:44.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 155. | Not So Longfellow |
16:51.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | ran a penalty lap |
| 156. | Wooden Eye |
17:03.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 157. | Muddy Buddy |
17:13.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 158. | Jolly Green Vagina |
17:20.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 159. | Keith Flanders |
17:22.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 18 | Coors, can | Booted hard drinking Beer 4 (hilarious), First Beer Mile, Still beat Braga |
| 160. | Rywando "Hood-Rich" Jones |
17:38.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | M | 17 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 161. | Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps |
17:39.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 162. | Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy |
18:09.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 163. | The Buttles Hit It |
18:10.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 164. | Crucifux |
18:12.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 165. | Chocolate Starfish |
18:19.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 166. | Brian "Bewp-Dogg" Kuhn |
18:24.0 |
Worcester, MA | Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Bud Light, can | first time, ow |
| 167. | Brian Kuhn |
18:24.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Busch Light, can | |
| 168. | Chris |
18:40.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | ran a penalty lap |
| 169. | Hoover McSuckandfuck |
18:44.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 170. | Cuffed n' Stuffed In da Buff |
19:05.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 171. | doug "Mr. Undefeated" Leenhouts |
19:09.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | 21 | Natty Ice & Keystone, can | booted, jumped steeples, out with mono |
| 172. | James |
19:16.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | ran a penalty lap |
| 173. | Just Doug |
19:36.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 174. | Maceo |
20:00.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | | Keystone & Budweiser, bottle | Placed 2nd in NE's in the 100m, 3rd in long jump earlier that day |
| 175. | Shorn Scrotum |
20:16.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 176. | Neal McKenna-Donnelly |
20:20.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 15 | Cola, can | |
| 177. | Drippy Spigot |
20:31.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 178. | Justin Braga |
20:42.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 22 | can | Yes, Folks He got the pity claps |
| 179. | I Eat Cum |
22:18.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 180. | Friar Fuck |
23:46.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 181. | I Eat Cum |
24:08.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Ran a penalty lap |
| 182. | Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps |
24:29.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 183. | Jimmy Crackwhore |
24:55.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Ran a penalty lap |
| 184. | Cum Titty |
28:32.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 185. | Piss Stop |
39:04.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 186. | josh |
DNF |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | | Natty Ice & Keystone, can | george's friend, ran 2 laps |
| 187. | Cait Wood |
DNF |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | F | 20 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Only Girl, Pansied out on Lap 2 with a cold |
| 188. | Terry |
DNF |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 189. | Tricia |
DNF |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 190. | Wang Chunks |
DNF |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 191. | Erik Dunn-Gaudet |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 16 | Cola, can | 1.5 colas, 1 lap |
| 192. | Harry Weiner |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 16 | Cola, can | 3 colas, 2.5 laps |
| 193. | Justin Gero |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 16 | Cola, can | 4 colas, three laps |
| 194. | Emma Larson |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | F | 15 | Cola, can | 3 cokes, 3 laps |
| 195. | Mike Mailoux |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | | | | Gave Up |
| 196. | Ian Lutz |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | | | | Pansy |
| 197. | Tyler Keith |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | | | | Failed |
| 198. | Emma Larson |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | | | | At least she didn't cry this year. |
| 199. | Haley Milsark |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | | | | Barely tried |
