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Top Beer Mile Performances - Massachusetts

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Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Steve Contreras*   5:40.2   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Amherst
2.Taylor "T-Rex" Thibodeau   5:46.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M20Chocolate Milk, cup  
3.Thane "The Scholar" Hancock*   5:48.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M22Budweiser, can  
4.Dana Bellows*   5:51.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Tufts
5.Steve "Mowgli" Kerr   5:53.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M20Chocolate Milk, cup  
6.Thane "Toothbrush" Hancock*   5:54.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM  
7.Steve Contreras*   5:58.2   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM  
8.Donald "Double Barrel" Baril*   6:00.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M22Budweiser, can  
9.Ben Schmeckpeper*   6:01.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM22Heineken, can  school record
10.Chris "Brewski" Bruce*   6:02.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM20Miller High Life, can  
11.Sonny "One Eye" Gamble*   6:05.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM22Budweiser, can  
12.Steve "Contra" Contreras*   6:10.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M20Budweiser, can  
13.Urine Luck    6:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Zombie
14.Andrew "Unit" Schneider*   6:16.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeMIce House, can  
15.Allen Nunnally*   6:17.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Amherst
16.Chris "Brewski" Bruce   6:21.0   Cambridge, MA Postseason Beermile ChampionshipsM19Keystone, can  school record
17.Frank "Alexander" Lenkoski, VIII*   6:23.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeMIce House, can  
18.Rob "Boot" Mitchell*   6:23.9   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M19Budweiser, can  
19.Allen "Big Boy" Nunnally*   6:24.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M19Budweiser, can  
20.Eric "Shoes" Lavigne*   6:29.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Trinity
21.Goat Throat    6:33.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile  
22.Krusty the Meat Miser   6:33.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM32Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
23.Goat Throat    6:40.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileMcan  
24.Goat Throat   6:40.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
25.Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler*   6:42.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Wesleyan
26.George Roscoe   6:42.4   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM21Guinness, can  
27.Dan "Deuce" Hope   6:44.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M19Chocolate Milk, cup  
28.Sonny "One-Eye" Gamble   6:44.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M23Budweiser, can  2x Champion
29.Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan*   6:49.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  
30.Alex White   6:50.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM21Coors, can  First Beer Mile
31.Erik "Goat Throat"    6:52.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM  
32.Goat Throat    6:52.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Nerd
33.Paul Alsdorf*   6:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Williams
34.Gabe "Fur Trapper" Wieder*   6:54.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Wesleyan
35.John "The Gremlin" O'Shea   6:54.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M21Budweiser, can  
36.Michael "Sarge" Anderson*   6:55.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M21Budweiser, can  
37.Bill Richard*   6:56.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Tufts
38.Erick "Hungchow" Hung*   6:56.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M20Budweiser, can  
39.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:01.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM32Miller High Life, can  
40.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:02.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM32Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
41.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:02.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Zombie
42.Aaron "Pisser" Beim*   7:05.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M19Budweiser, can  
43.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:08.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010M31Miller High Life, can  
44.Amanda Weiss*   7:09.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F21Budweiser, can  
45.Goat Throat   7:12.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
46.Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan   7:13.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M45Budweiser, can  2nd Podium Finish
47.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:23.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile  
48.Andrew Malick*   7:25.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Trinity
49.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:25.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M20Miller High Life, can  
50.George Roscoe   7:27.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM21Gunniess, can  
51.Andy Holmes   7:27.0   Boston, MA HFCbmMBudweiser, can  
52.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:28.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM  
53.Ian    7:28.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM  
54.Marky "Sparky" Ryan   7:28.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M19Chocolate Milk, cup  
55.Dazed and Cumfused    7:29.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM  
56.Shitty Youdin*   7:29.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM  
57.Rob Mitchell*   7:30.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Amherst, boot + penalty lap
58.Patrick Butler   7:32.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IMBud Light, can  
59.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:33.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee...M20Miller Lite, can  
60.Matt Katz*   7:34.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeMIce House, can  
61.Sarah Hann*   7:34.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF  Wesleyan
62.Jonathan "Hahn" Hahn   7:36.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M44Naragansett, can  Stud (Virgin mile)
63.Dan "The Jester" Shwartz*   7:39.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  
64.Goat Throat   7:39.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
65.Jon    7:40.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM  
66.Goat Throat   7:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M26Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
67.Lauren McCarthy*   7:43.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsF19Miller High Life, can  damn fast for a girl
68.TJ Unger   7:43.0   Boston, MA HFCbmMBudweiser, can  Negative Split
69.Heather "Nasty" Lambert*   7:44.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF  Wesleyan
70.Pete "Naked Pete" Rodrigues*   7:44.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Tufts
71.Brian Stout*   7:49.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeMIce House, can  
72.Erik Nedeau*   7:52.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM  
73.Just Jon    7:53.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Nerd
74.Chris Clayton   7:56.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M17Cola, can  
75.Chris Coy   7:58.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM23Guinness, can  
76.Sam "Downtown" Brown   7:59.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships I  Hamilton
77.Dan "Danderson" Anderson   8:00.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M21Chocolate Milk, cup  
78.Mark "Hewittii" Hewit*   8:02.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  
79.Scott Proulx   8:04.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM22Labatt, can  
80.E = I'm a Douche   8:06.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
81.Yolanda "Yoda" Flamino*   8:08.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF  Trinity
82.Tess "Tickles" Smythe   8:08.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...F18Chocolate Milk, cup  
83.Mark "Black Magic" Hewitt   8:09.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M22Budweiser, can  
84.Thomas "Millertime" Miller   8:14.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M43Naragansett, can  Had lead until last beer, held in reversal on last beer (Virgin mile)
85.Bruce Perlow*   8:19.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Amherst
86.E = I'm a Douche   8:20.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
87.Kevin "Not So" Bright   8:20.0   Medford, MA Adam Carberry's 30th Birthday Cos...M25Bud Heavy, can  
88.Michael Anderson*   8:21.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM  
89.Mike Danahy   8:22.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM19  
90.Patrick Butler   8:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM22Guinness 16 oz., can  
91.Jon Prokup*   8:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Amherst
92.Rob Mitchell*   8:25.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM  
93.Christopher Coy   8:28.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM23Bud Light, can  
94.Jeremy Truska   8:29.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IMBud Light, can  
95.Cory Hofman   8:29.0   Boston, MA HFCbmMBudweiser, can  Fastest Drinker
96.Maureen "Messy" McMurray*   8:31.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF  Wesleyan
97.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:31.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M29Natural Light, can  
98.Adam Forkner   8:34.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships I  Trinity
99.Dan Chandler   8:35.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM21  
100.Jacob Cooper*   8:40.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeMIce House, can  
101.Dave Kyle*   8:40.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Trinity
102.Eric White   8:42.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M21Budweiser, can  
103.george "The Babbler" Roscoe   8:42.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M20Natty Ice & Keystone, can  This kid can chug
104.Dan Gialacone   8:42.0   Boston, MA HFCbmMBudweiser, can  
105.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
106.Alicia    8:48.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF  
107.Ben Piecuch*   8:50.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Tufts
108.John "J-Law" Lawrence   8:50.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM20Busch Light, can  
109.Andrew Eisner*   8:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Wesleyan
110.Brian "Shaggy" Larrivee*   8:57.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Amherst
111.Shawn "Burns" Burns   9:00.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M46Budweiser, can  Best dressed, claims he finished in 8:59 (Virgin mile)
112.The Babbler   9:00.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialMMiller High Life, can  
113.Eyeluv "Eyeluv" Dicks   9:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M43Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
114.Virgin "John" John   9:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012MBudweiser, can  Northboro H3
115.Just Beat It   9:02.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileMcan  
116.Marcie Griffith*   9:04.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeFIce House, can  
117.Nicholas Jamroz   9:04.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM20Busch Light, can  
118.Matt "Peaches" Basile   9:08.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM20Coors, can  Booted (Lap 4 while running on the backstretch), First Beer Mile
119.Eugene "Huge" Douglass   9:11.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM20Coors, can  Didn't boot at all, Outkicked again, First Beer Mile
120.Matt "Spanweiser" Spano   9:13.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M22Budweiser, can  Fitchburg State Alum
121.Nate Malatesta   9:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M20Miller High Life, can  
122.'Ed Master   9:15.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
123.Luke Marron   9:15.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee...M22Busch Light, can  
124.Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson   9:16.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  Somehow he pulled it out
125.Brendan "B-Miles" Mormile   9:17.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM21Busch Light, can  An end of an era
126.Tom Mullen*   9:18.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  
127.Max    9:18.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM  
128.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:18.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
129.Pat Lawlor   9:20.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM19Busch Light, can  
130.Head Master   9:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
131.Emily Hill   9:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF  Hamilton
132.Bruce Perlow   9:24.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM20  
133.Mr. Undefeated   9:27.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM21Miller High Life, can  
134.Andrea Mustain   9:30.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IFBud Light, can  1/2 beers
135.Kathryn Van Nimwegen*   9:31.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF  Wesleyan
136.Anne Berktau*   9:31.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsF  
137.Jocelyn Sharp*   9:32.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF  Wesleyan
138.Russell Ryan*   9:34.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeMIce House, can  Boot Lap
139.Jason "Sandwich" Lefavor   9:35.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM18Busch Light, can  
140.Wes    9:38.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM  
141.Matt Bradley   9:41.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM21Coors, can  Booted
142.Martin    9:41.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM  
143.Mike McNerney   9:47.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IMBud Light, can  
144.Andrew Wong*   9:47.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Trinity
145.Paul "Ajax" Dragnich   9:49.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M20can  
146.Goat Throat   9:51.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileMcan  
147.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:52.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M29Miller Lite, can  
148.John "Beef" Raby*   9:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Wesleyan
149.Anthony Popielarczyk   9:55.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  
150.Matt McCarthy   9:55.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M20Miller High Life, can  
151.E = I'm a Douche   9:56.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileMcan  
152.Mike Mezejewski   9:59.0   Boston, MA HFCbmMBudweiser, can  VIKING!
153.Caitlin Wood   10:00.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileF  
154.Reverend "Blowho" Blowho   10:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M42Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
155.Jonathan "A Little Moore" Foster-Moore   10:03.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M17Cola, can  
156.Harry Sore*   10:03.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  
157.Queerleader    10:03.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileMcan  
158.Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd*   10:04.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM  Wesleyan
159.Jeff Sanders   10:10.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM20can  
160.Alex Smith-Bove   10:11.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   
161.Matt "Brick" Weisenger*   10:14.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM23Budweiser, can  
162.Kick Me in the Nuts   10:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
163.meberg Aaron   10:15.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M22Natty & Keystone, can  ran a 10:07 steeplechase earlier, ran barefoot, booted the hardest I've ever seen anyone boot
164.Sticks It To The Bros   10:17.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
165.Kenny Rayner   10:17.0   Boston, MA HFCbmMBudweiser, can  Polo
166.Nancy Reagan   10:18.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileMcan  
167.Elliot Weiss   10:23.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   
168.Brian "Prefontino" Tino*   10:25.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM22Budweiser, can  
169.Ben Piecuch   10:25.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM22  
170.Addy Adams   10:27.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   
171.Patrick "Patrick" Kennedy   10:30.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M49Coors, can  Most relaxed chugger (Virgin mile)
172.Aaron Meberg   10:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM23Coors Light, can  
173.Kevin Kardian   10:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM20Bud Light, can  
174.Krusty the Meat Miser   10:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M28Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
175.Evan "Smacks" Mercier   10:40.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM18Busch Light, can  What's with the nickname?
176.Chuck "Walter" Baronowski   10:42.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   
177.Jeff Larnard   10:54.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...21Budweiser, can  
178.Just Sager   10:58.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...MNatural Light, can  
179.Brokeback Baby    11:01.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Vampire
180.Scooby Do Me   11:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
181.G String   11:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
182.Easy to Please   11:16.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileFcan  
183.Front Runner Bork Bork Bork   11:17.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
184.Liam Sullivan   11:19.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  Now he HAS to do XC
185.Just Jess    11:20.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileF  
186.Virgin Jessica   11:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...FNatural Light, can  
187.Justin "his Excellency" Gero   11:20.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M18Coca-Cola, can  Champion
188.Sean "CHEEZE" Duncan   11:22.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M22Budweiser, can  *Penalty Lap
189.Goes Down on Buoys   11:23.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
190.Kristy Lysik   11:25.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IFBud Light, can  
191.Vasilli "Greek God" Manikas   11:28.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M60Coors, can  Dominated age group (Virgin mile)
192.Kyle Gauthier   11:28.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M20beer, from a nalgene,   
193.J Minz   11:47.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   
194.Tim Foldi-Porto   11:48.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   Was outkicked by Jminz
195.You Oughta Blow   11:56.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
196.Just Patrick    11:56.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Zombie
197.Scooby Do Me   11:57.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
198.David Plotkin   11:58.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   
199.The Buttler Hit It    12:00.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Zombie
200.John Stanton-Geddes*   12:02.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeMIce House, can  
201.Siezure Salad   12:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
202.Goat Throat   12:06.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
203.You Oughta Blow   12:09.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
204.Jeremy Shaw   12:11.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM20Labatt Blue, can  Booted hard by the high jump mats (Lap 2), First Beer Mile
205.You Oughta Blow   12:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
206.Assberger    12:13.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Nerd
207.Isaac "Sacky" Lello-Smith   12:20.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  Puked right across the finish line
208.Sugar Plum Fairy   12:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
209.Horse's Ass   12:24.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileMcan  
210.Krusty the Meat Miser   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
211.G String   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Busch, can  
212.Kick Me in the Nuts   12:33.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
213.Abe Hfjkdlasfnal   12:36.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   
214.Sugar Plum Fiary   12:48.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...MO' Doul's, can  
215.Goes Down on Buoys   12:52.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
216.Brendan Mormile   12:53.0   Andover, MA The Fortune Cookie MileM20Busch Light, bottle  
217.Fire in the Hole   12:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
218.G String   12:56.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
219.Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson   12:58.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   
220.Neal Donnelly   12:58.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M16Coca-Cola, can  
221.Marta Sola-Pfeffer   13:07.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...FDonuts,   First Babe to Finish!
222.Brendan Mormile   13:07.0   North Andover, MA St. Patrick's Day ClassicM21Keystone Light, can  
223.Pat Lawlor   13:08.0   North Andover, MA St. Patrick's Day ClassicM18Keystone Light, can  
224.Bend Over Mommy   13:20.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileFcan  
225.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:23.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
226.Liz Rosinha   13:25.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileF21Budweiser, can  
227.Andrew    13:26.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM  
228.Matt Bradley   13:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileMBudweiser, can  
229.Harlot Globe Fondler   13:32.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileFcan  
230.Running in Jeans Relay   13:39.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...FMiller Lite, can  
231.Nick "I don't have a watch" Novaris   13:40.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM18Busch Light, can  Sister is hot
232.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:53.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
233.Bend Over Mommy   13:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
234.Virgin Jeff    13:55.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Nerd
235.Horse's Ass    13:59.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile  
236.Ezra Fleischman   14:00.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M16Coca-Cola, can  
237.Virgin Lily    14:02.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Zombie
238.Scott Vandermolen*   14:03.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  
239.Ryan "Deanis" Dean   14:03.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M18Coca-Cola, can  Champion, somehow
240.Ken Doll   14:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
241.Brigham Tongue   14:06.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...FNatural Light, can  
242.Nice Tits   14:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
243.Neal "The Rod" Axelrod-Adams   14:14.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M17Coca-Cola, can  A strong second
244.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   14:31.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  
245.Corn On the Cock   14:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
246.+2 Coonass   14:33.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
247.Dan Thomas   14:33.0   Boston, MA HFCbmMBudweiser, can  Fez
248.Liz Chung*   14:36.6   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F21Budweiser, can  
249.Nelltje Berens*   14:36.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F20Budweiser, can  
250.Alex "Sully" Sullivan   14:37.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M18Coca-Cola, can  
251.Bend Over Mommy   14:37.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
252.John Lawrence   14:45.0   North Andover, MA The JV RaceM19Keystone Light, can  
253.Luva Lamp    14:49.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Vampire
254.Goes Down on Buoys   14:54.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
255.Blubberfucker    14:59.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Vampire
256.Shitshow    15:01.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
257.Linnea Leaver*   15:02.2   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F20Budweiser, can  
258.Pat Lawlor   15:03.0   Andover, MA The Fortune Cookie MileM18Busch Light, bottle  
259.Katie Rob*   15:04.6   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F22Budweiser, can  
260.Virgin Tara   15:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
261.Team Whiny Bitches   15:11.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Busch, can  
262.Beat By a Girl   15:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
263.Sam Zimmerman   15:12.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...F16Coca-Cola, can  First Female Finisher
264.Anthony DelVecchio   15:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M19can  +1 lap for puking, lots of puking
265.Jolly Green Vagina   15:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
266.Thumbs    15:20.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Nerd
267.Harlot Globe Fondler    15:22.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Vampire
268.Horse's Ass   15:26.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
269.Sean Duncan*   15:31.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  
270.Walter "Charlie" Baranowski   15:32.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  
271.Justin Braga   15:35.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM22can  
272.Jeffrey "Colonel Chubs" Sanders   15:35.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...MKeystone, can  stupid freshman
273.Wooden Eye...   15:48.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
274.Necrophiliac Jack   15:50.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...MNatural Light, can  
275.Just Brad   16:09.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
276.Just Kyle   16:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
277.Just Brian    16:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Zombie
278.Nubin Lovin    16:13.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Nerd
279.Adam    16:14.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM  
280.Sugar Plum Fairy   16:14.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...MMiller Lite, can  
281.Shorn Scrotum   16:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
282.Jolly Green Vagina   16:20.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
283.Bill Aust   16:34.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM22Coors, can  Dueled with Keith drinking Beer 4 and won (almost booted trying to chase him down though), Sprinter, First Beer Mile
284.Renee    16:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFBudweiser, can  
285.+2 Coonass   16:42.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
286.Super Teflon Dong   16:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
287.Not So Longfellow   16:51.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
288.Amerial Gilutz   17:00.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...FDonuts,   ran across finish line holding hands
289.Amerial Gilutz   17:00.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...FDonuts,   ran across finish line holding hands
290.Wooden Eye   17:03.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
291.Muddy Buddy   17:13.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...MNatural Light, can  
292.Jolly Green Vagina   17:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
293.Keith Flanders   17:22.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM18Coors, can  Booted hard drinking Beer 4 (hilarious), First Beer Mile, Still beat Braga
294.Rywando "Hood-Rich" Jones   17:38.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M17Coca-Cola, can  
295.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   17:39.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...MNatural Light, can  
296.Lauren Stocker*   17:43.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileF21Budweiser, can  
297.Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy   18:09.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
298.+2 Coonass   18:10.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
299.The Buttles Hit It   18:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...MNatural Light, can  
300.Crucifux    18:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
301.Chocolate Starfish   18:19.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
302.Brian "Bewp-Dogg" Kuhn   18:24.0   Worcester, MA Spring Beer MileM21Bud Light, can  first time, ow
303.Brian Kuhn   18:24.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM21Busch Light, can  
304.Chris    18:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
305.Hoover McSuckandfuck   18:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
306.Cuffed n' Stuffed In da Buff   19:05.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
307.Bring Out the Gimp   19:12.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
308.James    19:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
309.John O'Shea*   19:23.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  
310.Just Doug   19:36.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
311.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   19:40.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   
312.Stephen Michel   19:42.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  3:15 second PR
313.Blubber Fucker   19:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
314.Just "Josh" Josh   20:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012MBudweiser, can  Northboro H3
315.Northboro H3 "Relay" Relay   20:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012Budweiser, can  Relay Team
316.Maceo    20:00.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...MKeystone & Budweiser, bottle  Placed 2nd in NE's in the 100m, 3rd in long jump earlier that day
317.Yellow Dick Gnome    20:03.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile  
318.The Buttler Hit It   20:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
319.Shorn Scrotum   20:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
320.Neal McKenna-Donnelly   20:20.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M15Cola, can  
321.Daniel Shinny   20:28.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   can run a 5K faster than this
322.Drippy Spigot   20:31.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Busch, can  
323.Justin Braga   20:42.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM22can  Yes, Folks He got the pity claps
324.I Eat Cum   22:18.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...MMiller Lite, can  
325.Jello Wrecked 'Em   22:46.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon,   
326.Just Scott   22:49.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
327.Just Carly    22:51.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Vampire
328.Connor ""Im Still Running"" Green   23:00.0   North Andover, MA The JV RaceM19Keystone Light, can  This was not a womans 5K
329.Stephen Michel   23:00.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M16Coca-Cola, can  
330.Wikipedophila    23:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Vampire
331.Fire in the Hole   23:22.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
332.Friar Fuck   23:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
333.Liz Fisk*   23:51.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileF21Budweiser, can  
334.The Buttler Hit It   23:51.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
335.Can't Eat Pussy    23:57.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM  Nerd
336.Giggles Gulps and Gags   23:59.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverFPabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
337.Jason Mcgrath   24:00.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  
338.I Eat Cum   24:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
339.Hoover McSucknfuck   24:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
340.Shart of Darkness    24:15.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Zombie
341.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   24:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
342.Jimmy Crackwhore   24:55.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
343.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   24:56.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M16Coca-Cola, can  
344.Nymphobraniac    25:07.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Vampire
345.Easy As 123    25:09.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Zombie
346.Mr. Bean   25:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
347.Harlot Globe Fondler   25:36.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverFPabst Blue Ribbon,   
348.Isaac "Ranger" Lello-Smith   25:59.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M15Coca-Cola, can  
349.Lily Zogbaum   26:51.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...FDonuts,   can run a 5K MUCH faster than this
350.Brittany    27:54.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF  
351.Just Stacey    28:04.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Vampire
352.Cum Titty   28:32.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Busch, can  
353.Aiden Gilson   28:40.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M15Coca-Cola, can  
354.Mud Slut    29:06.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Vampire
355.Greg    29:35.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM  
356.David Plotkin   30:02.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  Didn't pay ahead of time
357.Yellow Dick Gnome   31:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverFPabst Blue Ribbon,   
358.Tori LaVerdiere   33:29.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  The new Sam Zimmerman
359.Wikipedophilia    37:37.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
360.Stacy    38:34.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF  
361.Piss Stop   39:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
362.Wikipedophilia    57:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon,   
363.Wang Chunks   DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
364.Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory   DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
365.Wikipediphelia    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
366.Cumlocker    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010Miller High Life, can  
367.Kea Rief   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...FDonuts,   3.5 donuts, 4 laps
368.Stevo Michel   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   3rd lap
369.Elijah "Naked" Lucey   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...MDonuts,   sucked
370.Cait Wood   DNF   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileF20Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Only Girl, Pansied out on Lap 2 with a cold
371.Erik Dunn-Gaudet   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M16Cola, can  1.5 colas, 1 lap
372.Harry Weiner   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M16Cola, can  3 colas, 2.5 laps
373.Justin Gero   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M16Cola, can  4 colas, three laps
374.Emma Larson   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007F15Cola, can  3 cokes, 3 laps
375.Mike Mailoux   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007  Gave Up
376.Ben Leonberg*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM23Budweiser, can  
377.Conner Mcgee*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  
378.Greg Wilson*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM22Budweiser, can  
379.Condom SAR    DNF   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Vampire, 2 beer, 12:05
380.Anal Bloodsucker    DNF   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF  Vampire Spectator, Best improvised name of the night
381.Asher Gryska   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
382.Jonah Kudler-Flam   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  Doesn't even do xc, but he made it through 3 or 4 cans
383.Daniel Shinnick   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  Gave up on his 2nd lap
384.J Mins   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  2nd Coke
385.Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  Spewed on his 2nd Coke
386.Lily Zogbaum   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
387.Eliza Moss-Horwitz   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  2nd Coke
388.Amelia "Better Gilson" Gilson   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
389.Marta Sola-Pfeffer   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  With 150 m to go...
390.Danielle Allocco   DNF   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...F21Budweiser, can  8:00 1/2 Mile
391.Chris "DZ" Dzidek   DNF   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...23Budweiser, can  
392.Amita Wanar   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  Halfway through her 3rd lap
393.Jackie Flynn   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  Gave Up on her 3rd coke
394.Kea Rief   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  Hurled on her 4th Coke
395.Joni Sullivan   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  Nice shots of her puking on her 3rd coke
396.Eliana Zimmerman   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012FCoca-Cola, can  We ran out of coke on her 2nd lap, but she was gonna give up
397.josh    DNF   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...MNatty Ice & Keystone, can  george's friend, ran 2 laps
398.Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M16Coca-Cola, can  Pansied Out
399.Parker Ziegler   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M18Coca-Cola, can  Projectile Vom on his last coke
400.Samuel Shanky   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M16Coca-Cola, can  No balls
401.Charlie Hale   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M16Coca-Cola, can  2 Cokes, 2nd Lap
402.Emma West   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F16Coca-Cola, can  Gave Up
403.Joni Sullivan   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F16Coca-Cola, can  Got some nice action shots of her puking
404.Nick Shanky   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F4  DQ'd?
405.Elijah Lucey   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M16Coca-Cola, can  2 cokes, 1 lap
406.Amita Wanar   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F15Coca-Cola, can  On her last lap...
407.Ian Lutz   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Pansy
408.Tyler Keith   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Failed
409.Emma Larson   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  At least she didn't cry this year.
410.Haley Milsark   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Barely tried
411.Terry    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
412.Tricia    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileFPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
413.Fire in the Hole   DNF   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileFcan  
414.Jacob Desgres   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012MCoca-Cola, can  We ran out of coke so he drank 3, but those laps he ran a 21:30







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