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Top Beer Mile Performances - Massachusetts

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Collin "Collin' Me Maybe" Fedor   5:20.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M202014Chocolate milk, cup  Champ!
2.Xhulio "The X Factor" Uruci   5:39.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M212014Chocolate milk, cup  
3.Steve Contreras*   5:40.2   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
4.Taylor "T-Rex" Thibodeau   5:46.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M202012Chocolate Milk, cup  
5.Thane "The Scholar" Hancock*   5:48.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M221997Budweiser, can  
6.Dana Bellows*   5:51.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
7.Steve "Mowgli" Kerr   5:53.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M202012Chocolate Milk, cup  
8.Thane "Toothbrush" Hancock*   5:54.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
9.Conor "Sleeping Beauty" O'Brien   5:57.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M202014Chocolate milk, cup  
10.Steve Contreras*   5:58.2   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
11.Donald "Double Barrel" Baril*   6:00.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M221997Budweiser, can  
12.Ben Schmeckpeper*   6:01.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM222006Heineken, can  school record
13.Chris "Brewski" Bruce*   6:02.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM202006Miller High Life, can  
14.Sonny "One Eye" Gamble*   6:05.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  
15.Andrea "The Hoya Destroya" Keklak   6:08.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F202014Chocolate milk, cup  World record for females?
16.Brian "Barker? I hardly know her!" Barker   6:09.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M222014Chocolate milk, cup  
17.Steve "Contra" Contreras*   6:10.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M201997Budweiser, can  
18.Urine Luck    6:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
19.Andrew "Unit" Schneider*   6:16.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
20.Allen Nunnally*   6:17.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
21.David "Big D" Melly   6:20.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M212014Chocolate milk, cup  
22.Chris "Brewski" Bruce   6:21.0   Cambridge, MA Postseason Beermile ChampionshipsM192005Keystone, can  school record
23.Frank "Alexander" Lenkoski, VIII*   6:23.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
24.Rob "Boot" Mitchell*   6:23.9   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M191997Budweiser, can  
25.Allen "Big Boy" Nunnally*   6:24.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M191997Budweiser, can  
26.Andrew "Big Baller" Wortham   6:25.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M222014Chocolate milk, cup  
27.Kathy "Glitter Gurl" O'Keefe   6:28.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate Milk, cup  
28.Eric "Shoes" Lavigne*   6:29.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
29.Matt "Krusty the Meat Miser"    6:32.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM342014Budweiser, can  PR!
30.Goat Throat    6:33.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
31.Krusty the Meat Miser   6:33.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM322011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
32.Goat Throat    6:40.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM2010can  
33.Goat Throat   6:40.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
34.Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler*   6:42.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
35.George Roscoe   6:42.4   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM212004Guinness, can  
36.Andrew "The GoPro Pro" Theall   6:44.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M152014Chocolate milk, cup  
37.Dan "Deuce" Hope   6:44.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M192012Chocolate Milk, cup  
38.Sonny "One-Eye" Gamble   6:44.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M232011Budweiser, can  2x Champion
39.Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan*   6:49.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
40.Alex White   6:50.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM212006Coors, can  First Beer Mile
41.Erik "Goat Throat"    6:52.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
42.Goat Throat    6:52.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
43.Paul Alsdorf*   6:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Williams
44.Gabe "Fur Trapper" Wieder*   6:54.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
45.John "The Gremlin" O'Shea   6:54.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M212011Budweiser, can  
46.Michael "Sarge" Anderson*   6:55.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M211997Budweiser, can  
47.Bill Richard*   6:56.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
48.Erick "Hungchow" Hung*   6:56.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M201997Budweiser, can  
49.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:01.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM322012Miller High Life, can  
50.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:02.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM322012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
51.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:02.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
52.Aaron "Pisser" Beim*   7:05.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M191997Budweiser, can  
53.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:08.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010M312011Miller High Life, can  
54.Aaron "Bootcamp Champ" Edelstein   7:09.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M182014Chocolate milk, cup  
55.Erik "Goat Throat"    7:09.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
56.Amanda Weiss*   7:09.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F211997Budweiser, can  
57.Goat Throat   7:12.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
58.Thomas "Millertime" Miller   7:12.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM442014Gansett, can  Da Champ, 2nd Mile
59.Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan   7:13.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M452011Budweiser, can  2nd Podium Finish
60.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:23.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
61.Jon    7:23.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
62.Andrew Malick*   7:25.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
63.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:25.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
64.George Roscoe   7:27.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM212005Gunniess, can  
65.Andy Holmes   7:27.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  
66.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:28.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM2010  
67.Ian    7:28.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
68.Marky "Sparky" Ryan   7:28.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M192012Chocolate Milk, cup  
69.Dazed and Cumfused    7:29.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM2010  
70.Shitty Youdin*   7:29.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
71.Rob Mitchell*   7:30.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst, boot + penalty lap
72.Patrick Butler   7:32.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IM2012Bud Light, can  
73.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:33.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee...M202006Miller Lite, can  
74.Matt Katz*   7:34.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
75.Sarah Hann*   7:34.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
76.Jonathan "Hahn" Hahn*   7:36.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M442013Naragansett, can  Stud (Virgin mile)
77.Dan "The Jester" Shwartz*   7:39.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
78.Goat Throat   7:39.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM262007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
79.Jon    7:40.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
80.Goat Throat   7:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M262008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
81.Benn "Bearded Big Legs" Griffin   7:40.0   Pittsfield, MA Bad@ss Beer Mile #1M282014Michelob Ultra, can  
82.Lauren McCarthy*   7:43.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsF192006Miller High Life, can  damn fast for a girl
83.TJ Unger   7:43.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Negative Split
84.Heather "Nasty" Lambert*   7:44.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
85.Pete "Naked Pete" Rodrigues*   7:44.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
86.Maggie "Do you even know what team I'm on?" Mullins   7:49.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate milk, cup  
87.Brian Stout*   7:49.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
88.Erik Nedeau*   7:52.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
89.Just Jon    7:53.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
90.Teddy "DCL Legend" Farley   7:56.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M232014Chocolate milk, cup  
91.Chris Clayton   7:56.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M172007Cola, can  
92.Chris Coy   7:58.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM232005Guinness, can  
93.Sam "Downtown" Brown   7:59.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships I1998  Hamilton
94.Dan "Danderson" Anderson   8:00.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M212012Chocolate Milk, cup  
95.Danielle "Winfast" Winslow   8:01.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate milk, cup  
96.Mark "Hewittii" Hewit*   8:02.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
97.Scott Proulx   8:04.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM222005Labatt, can  
98.E = I'm a Douche   8:06.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
99.Yolanda "Yoda" Flamino*   8:08.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Trinity
100.Tess "Tickles" Smythe   8:08.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...F182012Chocolate Milk, cup  
101.Mark "Black Magic" Hewitt   8:09.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M222011Budweiser, can  
102.Ian    8:13.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
103.Thomas "Millertime" Miller*   8:14.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M432013Naragansett, can  Had lead until last beer, held in reversal on last beer (Virgin mile)
104.Alicia    8:18.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile F2014  Barefoot!
105.Bruce Perlow*   8:19.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
106.E = I'm a Douche   8:20.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
107.Kevin "Not So" Bright   8:20.0   Medford, MA Adam Carberry's 30th Birthday Cos...M252010Bud Heavy, can  
108.Michael Anderson*   8:21.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
109.Mike Danahy   8:22.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM191999  
110.Patrick Butler   8:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM221999Guinness 16 oz., can  
111.Jon Prokup*   8:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
112.Rob Mitchell*   8:25.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
113.Christopher Coy   8:28.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM232004Bud Light, can  
114.Jeremy Truska   8:29.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IM2012Bud Light, can  
115.Cory Hofman   8:29.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Fastest Drinker
116.Maureen "Messy" McMurray*   8:31.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
117.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:31.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M292009Natural Light, can  
118.Adam Forkner   8:34.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships I1998  Trinity
119.Dan Chandler   8:35.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM211999  
120.Jacob Cooper*   8:40.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
121.Dave Kyle*   8:40.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
122.Eric White   8:42.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M212011Budweiser, can  
123.george "The Babbler" Roscoe   8:42.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M202004Natty Ice & Keystone, can  This kid can chug
124.Dan Gialacone   8:42.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  
125.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
126.Alicia    8:48.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF2013  
127.Ben Piecuch*   8:50.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
128.John "J-Law" Lawrence   8:50.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM202010Busch Light, can  
129.Andrew Eisner*   8:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
130.Andrew    8:55.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM2014Budweiser, can  
131.Brian "Shaggy" Larrivee*   8:57.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
132.Shawn "Burns" Burns*   9:00.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M462013Budweiser, can  Best dressed, claims he finished in 8:59 (Virgin mile)
133.The Babbler   9:00.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM2004Miller High Life, can  
134.Eyeluv "Eyeluv" Dicks   9:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M432012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
135.Virgin "John" John   9:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M2012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
136.Just Beat It   9:02.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
137.Marcie Griffith*   9:04.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeF2002Ice House, can  
138.Nicholas Jamroz   9:04.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM202004Busch Light, can  
139.Matt "Peaches" Basile   9:08.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM202006Coors, can  Booted (Lap 4 while running on the backstretch), First Beer Mile
140.Eugene "Huge" Douglass   9:11.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM202006Coors, can  Didn't boot at all, Outkicked again, First Beer Mile
141.Paul    9:13.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
142.Matt "Spanweiser" Spano   9:13.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M222011Budweiser, can  Fitchburg State Alum
143.Nate Malatesta   9:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
144.Dave "Chief Peach" Will   9:15.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM442014can  Virgin Mile
145.'Ed Master   9:15.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
146.Luke Marron   9:15.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee...M222006Busch Light, can  
147.Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson   9:16.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Somehow he pulled it out
148.Brendan "B-Miles" Mormile   9:17.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM212010Busch Light, can  An end of an era
149.Tom Mullen*   9:18.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
150.Max    9:18.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
151.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:18.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM282007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
152.Adam's +1    9:19.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
153.Pat Lawlor   9:20.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM192010Busch Light, can  
154.William "Bootcamp Runner-up" Rhatigan   9:22.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M172014Chocolate milk, cup  Booted on lap 2
155.Head Master   9:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
156.Emily Hill   9:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Hamilton
157.Bruce Perlow   9:24.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM201999  
158.Mr. Undefeated   9:27.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM212004Miller High Life, can  
159.Andrea Mustain   9:30.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IF2012Bud Light, can  1/2 beers
160.Kathryn Van Nimwegen*   9:31.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
161.Anne Berktau*   9:31.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsF1996  
162.Jocelyn Sharp*   9:32.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
163.Jon    9:33.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM2014Budweiser, can  First beer mile of the day!
164.Russell Ryan*   9:34.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  Boot Lap
165.Jason "Sandwich" Lefavor   9:35.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM182010Busch Light, can  
166.Wes    9:38.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
167.Mike "Gilly" Gill   9:41.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM442014can  Virgin Mile
168.Matt Bradley   9:41.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM212006Coors, can  Booted
169.Martin    9:41.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
170.Mike McNerney   9:47.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IM2012Bud Light, can  
171.Andrew Wong*   9:47.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
172.Allen "Gym rat" Shiu   9:49.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M182014Chocolate milk, cup  
173.Paul "Ajax" Dragnich   9:49.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006can  
174.Goat Throat   9:51.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
175.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:52.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M292009Miller Lite, can  
176.John "Beef" Raby*   9:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
177.Anthony Popielarczyk   9:55.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
178.Matt McCarthy   9:55.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
179.E = I'm a Douche   9:56.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
180.Jennine "Jen9-minute mile" Regan   9:58.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate milk, cup  First non-runner finisher!
181.Mike Mezejewski   9:59.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  VIKING!
182.Caitlin Wood   10:00.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileF2005  
183.Reverend "Blowho" Blowho   10:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M422012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
184.Jonathan "A Little Moore" Foster-Moore   10:03.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M172007Cola, can  
185.Harry Sore*   10:03.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
186.Queerleader    10:03.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
187.Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd*   10:04.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
188.Jeff Sanders   10:10.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM202004can  
189.Alex Smith-Bove   10:11.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
190.Matt "Brick" Weisenger*   10:14.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM232010Budweiser, can  
191.Kick Me in the Nuts   10:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
192.meberg Aaron   10:15.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M222004Natty & Keystone, can  ran a 10:07 steeplechase earlier, ran barefoot, booted the hardest I've ever seen anyone boot
193.Sticks It To The Bros   10:17.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
194.Kenny Rayner   10:17.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Polo
195.Nancy Reagan   10:18.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
196.Matt "Krusty the Meat Miser "    10:19.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  Refund!
197.Erik "Goat Throat"    10:19.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM332014Budweiser, can  Penalty Lap
198.Elliot Weiss   10:23.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
199.Brian "Prefontino" Tino*   10:25.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  
200.Ben Piecuch   10:25.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM221999  
201.Addy Adams   10:27.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
202.Patrick "Patrick" Kennedy*   10:30.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M492013Coors, can  Most relaxed chugger (Virgin mile)
203.Aaron Meberg   10:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM232005Coors Light, can  
204.Kevin Kardian   10:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM202004Bud Light, can  
205.Krusty the Meat Miser   10:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M282008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
206.Evan "Smacks" Mercier   10:40.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM182010Busch Light, can  What's with the nickname?
207.Chuck "Walter" Baronowski   10:42.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
208.Jeff Larnard   10:54.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...212011Budweiser, can  
209.Just Sager   10:58.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
210.Brokeback Baby    11:01.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
211.Adam    11:02.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
212.Scooby Do Me   11:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
213.G String   11:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
214.Easy to Please   11:16.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
215.Front Runner Bork Bork Bork   11:17.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
216.Liam Sullivan   11:19.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Now he HAS to do XC
217.Just Jess    11:20.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileF2010  
218.Virgin Jessica   11:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...F2009Natural Light, can  
219.Justin "his Excellency" Gero   11:20.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M18Coca-Cola, can  Champion
220.Sean "CHEEZE" Duncan   11:22.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M222011Budweiser, can  *Penalty Lap
221.Goes Down on Buoys   11:23.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
222.Kristy Lysik   11:25.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IF2012Bud Light, can  
223.Vasilli "Greek God" Manikas*   11:28.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M602013Coors, can  Dominated age group (Virgin mile)
224.Kyle Gauthier   11:28.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006beer, from a nalgene,   
225.J Minz   11:47.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
226.Tim Foldi-Porto   11:48.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   Was outkicked by Jminz
227.You Oughta Blow   11:56.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
228.Just Patrick    11:56.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
229.Scooby Do Me   11:57.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
230.David Plotkin   11:58.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
231.The Buttler Hit It    12:00.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
232.John Stanton-Geddes*   12:02.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
233.Siezure Salad   12:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
234.Goat Throat   12:06.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
235.Tamara "Taminator" Lovuolo   12:09.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Ladies Champ, Virgin MIle
236.You Oughta Blow   12:09.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
237.Jeremy Shaw   12:11.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM202006Labatt Blue, can  Booted hard by the high jump mats (Lap 2), First Beer Mile
238.You Oughta Blow   12:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
239.Assberger    12:13.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Nerd
240.Isaac "Sacky" Lello-Smith   12:20.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Puked right across the finish line
241.Vassili "Greek God" Manikas   12:22.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM602014can  2nd Mile
242.Sugar Plum Fairy   12:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
243.Horse's Ass   12:24.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
244.Krusty the Meat Miser   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...272007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
245.G String   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
246.Kick Me in the Nuts   12:33.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
247.Abe Hfjkdlasfnal   12:36.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
248.Sugar Plum Fiary   12:48.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009O' Doul's, can  
249.Goes Down on Buoys   12:52.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
250.Brendan Mormile   12:53.0   Andover, MA The Fortune Cookie MileM202009Busch Light, bottle  
251.Fire in the Hole   12:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
252.G String   12:56.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
253.Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson   12:58.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
254.Neal Donnelly   12:58.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M16Coca-Cola, can  
255.Caitlin "C-Pow" Powers   13:06.0   Pittsfield, MA Bad@ss Beer Mile #1F282014Shocktop, can  
256.Marta Sola-Pfeffer   13:07.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   First Babe to Finish!
257.Brendan Mormile   13:07.0   North Andover, MA St. Patrick's Day ClassicM212010Keystone Light, can  
258.Pat Lawlor   13:08.0   North Andover, MA St. Patrick's Day ClassicM182010Keystone Light, can  
259.Bend Over Mommy   13:20.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
260.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:23.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
261.Liz Rosinha   13:25.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileF212005Budweiser, can  
262.Andrew    13:26.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
263.Matt Bradley   13:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM2005Budweiser, can  
264.Harlot Globe Fondler   13:32.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
265.Running in Jeans Relay   13:39.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...F2009Miller Lite, can  
266.Nick "I don't have a watch" Novaris   13:40.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM182010Busch Light, can  Sister is hot
267.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:53.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
268.Bend Over Mommy   13:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
269.Virgin Jeff    13:55.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
270.Horse's Ass    13:59.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
271.Ezra Fleischman   14:00.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M16Coca-Cola, can  
272.Virgin Lily    14:02.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Zombie
273.Terri "Whitey" Ladka   14:03.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Virgin Mile
274.Scott Vandermolen*   14:03.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
275.Ryan "Deanis" Dean   14:03.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M182011Coca-Cola, can  Champion, somehow
276.Ken Doll   14:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
277.Brigham Tongue   14:06.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...F2009Natural Light, can  
278.Nice Tits   14:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
279.Alicia    14:13.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileF2014Budweiser, can  
280.Neal "The Rod" Axelrod-Adams   14:14.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M172011Coca-Cola, can  A strong second
281.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   14:31.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
282.Corn On the Cock   14:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
283.+2 Coonass   14:33.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
284.Dan Thomas   14:33.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Fez
285.Liz Chung*   14:36.6   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F211997Budweiser, can  
286.Nelltje Berens*   14:36.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F201997Budweiser, can  
287.Alex "Sully" Sullivan   14:37.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M182011Coca-Cola, can  
288.Bend Over Mommy   14:37.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
289.John Lawrence   14:45.0   North Andover, MA The JV RaceM192010Keystone Light, can  
290.Luva Lamp    14:49.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
291.Goes Down on Buoys   14:54.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
292.Blubberfucker    14:59.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
293.Shitshow    15:01.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
294.Linnea Leaver*   15:02.2   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F201997Budweiser, can  
295.Pat Lawlor   15:03.0   Andover, MA The Fortune Cookie MileM182009Busch Light, bottle  
296.Katie Rob*   15:04.6   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F221997Budweiser, can  
297.Virgin Tara   15:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
298.Team Whiny Bitches   15:11.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
299.Beat By a Girl   15:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
300.Sam Zimmerman   15:12.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...F16Coca-Cola, can  First Female Finisher
301.Anthony DelVecchio   15:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M192006can  +1 lap for puking, lots of puking
302.Jolly Green Vagina   15:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
303.Peter "Off the Wagon" Noyes   15:17.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM2014bottle  Virgin Mile
304.Thumbs    15:20.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
305.Brady    15:21.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM2014Budweiser, can  Spontaneous recruit, did the second beermile.
306.Harlot Globe Fondler    15:22.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
307.Horse's Ass   15:26.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
308.Sonya Krieg   15:29.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Virgin Mile
309.Sean Duncan*   15:31.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
310.Walter "Charlie" Baranowski   15:32.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
311.Justin Braga   15:35.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM222005can  
312.Jeffrey "Colonel Chubs" Sanders   15:35.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M2004Keystone, can  stupid freshman
313.Wooden Eye...   15:48.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
314.Necrophiliac Jack   15:50.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
315.Just Brad   16:09.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
316.Just Kyle   16:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
317.Just Brian    16:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
318.Nubin Lovin    16:13.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Nerd
319.Adam    16:14.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
320.Sugar Plum Fairy   16:14.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M2009Miller Lite, can  
321.Shorn Scrotum   16:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
322.Jolly Green Vagina   16:20.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
323.Bill Aust   16:34.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM222006Coors, can  Dueled with Keith drinking Beer 4 and won (almost booted trying to chase him down though), Sprinter, First Beer Mile
324.Renee    16:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Budweiser, can  
325.+2 Coonass   16:42.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
326.Super Teflon Dong   16:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
327.Not So Longfellow   16:51.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
328.Amerial Gilutz   17:00.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   ran across finish line holding hands
329.Amerial Gilutz   17:00.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   ran across finish line holding hands
330.Wooden Eye   17:03.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
331.Muddy Buddy   17:13.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
332.Jolly Green Vagina   17:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
333.Keith Flanders   17:22.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM182006Coors, can  Booted hard drinking Beer 4 (hilarious), First Beer Mile, Still beat Braga
334.Rywando "Hood-Rich" Jones   17:38.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M17Coca-Cola, can  
335.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   17:39.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
336.Lauren Stocker*   17:43.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileF212010Budweiser, can  
337.Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy   18:09.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
338.+2 Coonass   18:10.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
339.The Buttles Hit It   18:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
340.Crucifux    18:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
341.Chocolate Starfish   18:19.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
342.Brian "Bewp-Dogg" Kuhn   18:24.0   Worcester, MA Spring Beer MileM212005Bud Light, can  first time, ow
343.Brian Kuhn   18:24.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM212005Busch Light, can  
344.Jon    18:28.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM2014Budweiser, can  Second beer mile of the day!!
345.Chris    18:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
346.Hoover McSuckandfuck   18:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
347.Cuffed n' Stuffed In da Buff   19:05.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
348.Bring Out the Gimp   19:12.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
349.James    19:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
350.John O'Shea*   19:23.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
351.Just Doug   19:36.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
352.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   19:40.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
353.Stephen Michel   19:42.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  3:15 second PR
354.Blubber Fucker   19:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
355.Just "Josh" Josh   20:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M2012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
356.Northboro H3 "Relay" Relay   20:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 20122012Budweiser, can  Relay Team
357.Maceo    20:00.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M2004Keystone & Budweiser, bottle  Placed 2nd in NE's in the 100m, 3rd in long jump earlier that day
358.Yellow Dick Gnome    20:03.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
359.The Buttler Hit It   20:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
360.Shorn Scrotum   20:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
361.Neal McKenna-Donnelly   20:20.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M152007Cola, can  
362.Daniel Shinny   20:28.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   can run a 5K faster than this
363.Drippy Spigot   20:31.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
364.Justin Braga   20:42.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM222004can  Yes, Folks He got the pity claps
365.I Eat Cum   22:18.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M2009Miller Lite, can  
366.Jello Wrecked 'Em   22:46.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileF2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
367.Just Scott   22:49.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
368.Just Carly    22:51.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
369.Connor ""Im Still Running"" Green   23:00.0   North Andover, MA The JV RaceM192010Keystone Light, can  This was not a womans 5K
370.Stephen Michel   23:00.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  
371.Wikipedophila    23:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
372.Fire in the Hole   23:22.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
373.Friar Fuck   23:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
374.Liz Fisk*   23:51.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileF212010Budweiser, can  
375.The Buttler Hit It   23:51.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
376.Can't Eat Pussy    23:57.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
377.Giggles Gulps and Gags   23:59.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverF2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
378.Jason Mcgrath   24:00.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
379.I Eat Cum   24:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
380.Hoover McSucknfuck   24:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
381.Shart of Darkness    24:15.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Zombie
382.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   24:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
383.Jimmy Crackwhore   24:55.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
384.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   24:56.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  
385.Nymphobraniac    25:07.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
386.Easy As 123    25:09.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Zombie
387.Mr. Bean   25:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
388.Harlot Globe Fondler   25:36.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverF2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
389.Isaac "Ranger" Lello-Smith   25:59.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M152011Coca-Cola, can  
390.Lily Zogbaum   26:51.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   can run a 5K MUCH faster than this
391.Brittany    27:54.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF2013  
392.Just Stacey    28:04.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
393.Cum Titty   28:32.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
394.Aiden Gilson   28:40.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M152011Coca-Cola, can  
395.Mud Slut    29:06.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
396.Greg    29:35.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
397.David Plotkin   30:02.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Didn't pay ahead of time
398.Yellow Dick Gnome   31:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverF2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
399.Tori LaVerdiere   33:29.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  The new Sam Zimmerman
400.Wikipedophilia    37:37.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
401.Stacy    38:34.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF2013  
402.Piss Stop   39:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
403.Wikipedophilia    57:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
404.Wang Chunks   DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
405.Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory   DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
406.Danielle "McNasty" McNiff   DNF   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Road kill
407.Wikipediphelia    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
408.Erin McNiff   DNF   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  DNF
409.Cumlocker    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
410.Kea Rief   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   3.5 donuts, 4 laps
411.Stevo Michel   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   3rd lap
412.Elijah "Naked" Lucey   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   sucked
413.Cait Wood   DNF   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileF202006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Only Girl, Pansied out on Lap 2 with a cold
414.Erik Dunn-Gaudet   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M162007Cola, can  1.5 colas, 1 lap
415.Harry Weiner   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M162007Cola, can  3 colas, 2.5 laps
416.Justin Gero   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M162007Cola, can  4 colas, three laps
417.Emma Larson   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007F152007Cola, can  3 cokes, 3 laps
418.Mike Mailoux   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 20072007  Gave Up
419.Ben Leonberg*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM232010Budweiser, can  
420.Conner Mcgee*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
421.Greg Wilson*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  
422.Condom SAR    DNF   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire, 2 beer, 12:05
423.Anal Bloodsucker    DNF   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire Spectator, Best improvised name of the night
424.Asher Gryska   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
425.Jonah Kudler-Flam   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Doesn't even do xc, but he made it through 3 or 4 cans
426.Daniel Shinnick   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Gave up on his 2nd lap
427.J Mins   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  2nd Coke
428.Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Spewed on his 2nd Coke
429.Lily Zogbaum   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
430.Eliza Moss-Horwitz   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  2nd Coke
431.Amelia "Better Gilson" Gilson   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
432.Marta Sola-Pfeffer   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  With 150 m to go...
433.Danielle Allocco   DNF   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...F212011Budweiser, can  8:00 1/2 Mile
434.Chris "DZ" Dzidek   DNF   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...232011Budweiser, can  
435.Amita Wanar   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Halfway through her 3rd lap
436.Jackie Flynn   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Gave Up on her 3rd coke
437.Kea Rief   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Hurled on her 4th Coke
438.Joni Sullivan   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Nice shots of her puking on her 3rd coke
439.Eliana Zimmerman   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  We ran out of coke on her 2nd lap, but she was gonna give up
440.josh    DNF   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M2004Natty Ice & Keystone, can  george's friend, ran 2 laps
441.Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  Pansied Out
442.Parker Ziegler   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M182011Coca-Cola, can  Projectile Vom on his last coke
443.Samuel Shanky   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  No balls
444.Charlie Hale   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  2 Cokes, 2nd Lap
445.Emma West   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F162011Coca-Cola, can  Gave Up
446.Joni Sullivan   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F162011Coca-Cola, can  Got some nice action shots of her puking
447.Nick Shanky   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F42011  DQ'd?
448.Elijah Lucey   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  2 cokes, 1 lap
449.Amita Wanar   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F152011Coca-Cola, can  On her last lap...
450.Ian Lutz   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Pansy
451.Tyler Keith   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Failed
452.Emma Larson   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  At least she didn't cry this year.
453.Haley Milsark   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Barely tried
454.Terry    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
455.Tricia    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
456.Fire in the Hole   DNF   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
457.Jacob Desgres   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  We ran out of coke so he drank 3, but those laps he ran a 21:30







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