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Top Beer Mile Performances - Massachusetts

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Collin "Collin' Me Maybe" Fedor   5:20.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M202014Chocolate milk, cup  Champ!
2.Xhulio "The X Factor" Uruci   5:39.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M212014Chocolate milk, cup  
3.Steve Contreras*   5:40.2   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
4.Taylor "T-Rex" Thibodeau   5:46.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M202012Chocolate Milk, cup  
5.Thane "The Scholar" Hancock*   5:48.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M221997Budweiser, can  
6.Dana Bellows*   5:51.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
7.Steve "Mowgli" Kerr   5:53.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M202012Chocolate Milk, cup  
8.Thane "Toothbrush" Hancock*   5:54.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
9.Conor "Sleeping Beauty" O'Brien   5:57.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M202014Chocolate milk, cup  
10.Steve Contreras*   5:58.2   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
11.Donald "Double Barrel" Baril*   6:00.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M221997Budweiser, can  
12.Ben Schmeckpeper*   6:01.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM222006Heineken, can  school record
13.Chris "Brewski" Bruce*   6:02.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM202006Miller High Life, can  
14.Sonny "One Eye" Gamble*   6:05.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  
15.Andrea "The Hoya Destroya" Keklak   6:08.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F202014Chocolate milk, cup  World record for females?
16.Brian "Barker? I hardly know her!" Barker   6:09.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M222014Chocolate milk, cup  
17.Steve "Contra" Contreras*   6:10.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M201997Budweiser, can  
18.Urine Luck    6:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
19.Andrew "Unit" Schneider*   6:16.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
20.Allen Nunnally*   6:17.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
21.David "Big D" Melly   6:20.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M212014Chocolate milk, cup  
22.Chris "Brewski" Bruce   6:21.0   Cambridge, MA Postseason Beermile ChampionshipsM192005Keystone, can  school record
23.Frank "Alexander" Lenkoski, VIII*   6:23.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
24.Rob "Boot" Mitchell*   6:23.9   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M191997Budweiser, can  
25.Allen "Big Boy" Nunnally*   6:24.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M191997Budweiser, can  
26.Andrew "Big Baller" Wortham   6:25.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M222014Chocolate milk, cup  
27.Kathy "Glitter Gurl" O'Keefe   6:28.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate Milk, cup  
28.Eric "Shoes" Lavigne*   6:29.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
29.Goat Throat    6:33.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
30.Krusty the Meat Miser   6:33.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM322011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
31.Goat Throat    6:40.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM2010can  
32.Goat Throat   6:40.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
33.Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler*   6:42.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
34.George Roscoe   6:42.4   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM212004Guinness, can  
35.Andrew "The GoPro Pro" Theall   6:44.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M152014Chocolate milk, cup  
36.Dan "Deuce" Hope   6:44.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M192012Chocolate Milk, cup  
37.Sonny "One-Eye" Gamble   6:44.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M232011Budweiser, can  2x Champion
38.Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan*   6:49.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
39.Alex White   6:50.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM212006Coors, can  First Beer Mile
40.Erik "Goat Throat"    6:52.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
41.Goat Throat    6:52.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
42.Paul Alsdorf*   6:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Williams
43.Gabe "Fur Trapper" Wieder*   6:54.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
44.John "The Gremlin" O'Shea   6:54.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M212011Budweiser, can  
45.Michael "Sarge" Anderson*   6:55.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M211997Budweiser, can  
46.Bill Richard*   6:56.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
47.Erick "Hungchow" Hung*   6:56.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M201997Budweiser, can  
48.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:01.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM322012Miller High Life, can  
49.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:02.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM322012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
50.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:02.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
51.Aaron "Pisser" Beim*   7:05.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M191997Budweiser, can  
52.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:08.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010M312011Miller High Life, can  
53.Aaron "Bootcamp Champ" Edelstein   7:09.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M182014Chocolate milk, cup  
54.Erik "Goat Throat"    7:09.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
55.Amanda Weiss*   7:09.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F211997Budweiser, can  
56.Goat Throat   7:12.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
57.Thomas "Millertime" Miller   7:12.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM442014Gansett, can  Da Champ, 2nd Mile
58.Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan   7:13.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M452011Budweiser, can  2nd Podium Finish
59.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:23.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
60.Jon    7:23.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
61.Andrew Malick*   7:25.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
62.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:25.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
63.George Roscoe   7:27.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM212005Gunniess, can  
64.Andy Holmes   7:27.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  
65.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:28.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM2010  
66.Ian    7:28.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
67.Marky "Sparky" Ryan   7:28.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M192012Chocolate Milk, cup  
68.Dazed and Cumfused    7:29.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM2010  
69.Shitty Youdin*   7:29.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
70.Rob Mitchell*   7:30.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst, boot + penalty lap
71.Patrick Butler   7:32.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IM2012Bud Light, can  
72.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:33.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee...M202006Miller Lite, can  
73.Matt Katz*   7:34.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
74.Sarah Hann*   7:34.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
75.Jonathan "Hahn" Hahn*   7:36.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M442013Naragansett, can  Stud (Virgin mile)
76.Dan "The Jester" Shwartz*   7:39.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
77.Goat Throat   7:39.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM262007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
78.Jon    7:40.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
79.Goat Throat   7:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M262008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
80.Benn "Bearded Big Legs" Griffin   7:40.0   Pittsfield, MA Bad@ss Beer Mile #1M282014Michelob Ultra, can  
81.Lauren McCarthy*   7:43.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsF192006Miller High Life, can  damn fast for a girl
82.TJ Unger   7:43.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Negative Split
83.Heather "Nasty" Lambert*   7:44.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
84.Pete "Naked Pete" Rodrigues*   7:44.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
85.Maggie "Do you even know what team I'm on?" Mullins   7:49.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate milk, cup  
86.Brian Stout*   7:49.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
87.Erik Nedeau*   7:52.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
88.Just Jon    7:53.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
89.Teddy "DCL Legend" Farley   7:56.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M232014Chocolate milk, cup  
90.Chris Clayton   7:56.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M172007Cola, can  
91.Chris Coy   7:58.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM232005Guinness, can  
92.Sam "Downtown" Brown   7:59.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships I1998  Hamilton
93.Dan "Danderson" Anderson   8:00.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M212012Chocolate Milk, cup  
94.Danielle "Winfast" Winslow   8:01.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate milk, cup  
95.Mark "Hewittii" Hewit*   8:02.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
96.Scott Proulx   8:04.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM222005Labatt, can  
97.E = I'm a Douche   8:06.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
98.Yolanda "Yoda" Flamino*   8:08.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Trinity
99.Tess "Tickles" Smythe   8:08.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...F182012Chocolate Milk, cup  
100.Mark "Black Magic" Hewitt   8:09.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M222011Budweiser, can  
101.Ian    8:13.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
102.Thomas "Millertime" Miller*   8:14.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M432013Naragansett, can  Had lead until last beer, held in reversal on last beer (Virgin mile)
103.Alicia    8:18.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile F2014  Barefoot!
104.Bruce Perlow*   8:19.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
105.E = I'm a Douche   8:20.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
106.Kevin "Not So" Bright   8:20.0   Medford, MA Adam Carberry's 30th Birthday Cos...M252010Bud Heavy, can  
107.Michael Anderson*   8:21.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
108.Mike Danahy   8:22.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM191999  
109.Patrick Butler   8:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM221999Guinness 16 oz., can  
110.Jon Prokup*   8:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
111.Rob Mitchell*   8:25.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
112.Christopher Coy   8:28.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM232004Bud Light, can  
113.Jeremy Truska   8:29.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IM2012Bud Light, can  
114.Cory Hofman   8:29.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Fastest Drinker
115.Maureen "Messy" McMurray*   8:31.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
116.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:31.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M292009Natural Light, can  
117.Adam Forkner   8:34.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships I1998  Trinity
118.Dan Chandler   8:35.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM211999  
119.Jacob Cooper*   8:40.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
120.Dave Kyle*   8:40.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
121.Eric White   8:42.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M212011Budweiser, can  
122.george "The Babbler" Roscoe   8:42.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M202004Natty Ice & Keystone, can  This kid can chug
123.Dan Gialacone   8:42.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  
124.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
125.Alicia    8:48.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF2013  
126.Ben Piecuch*   8:50.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
127.John "J-Law" Lawrence   8:50.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM202010Busch Light, can  
128.Andrew Eisner*   8:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
129.Brian "Shaggy" Larrivee*   8:57.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
130.Shawn "Burns" Burns*   9:00.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M462013Budweiser, can  Best dressed, claims he finished in 8:59 (Virgin mile)
131.The Babbler   9:00.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM2004Miller High Life, can  
132.Eyeluv "Eyeluv" Dicks   9:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M432012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
133.Virgin "John" John   9:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M2012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
134.Just Beat It   9:02.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
135.Marcie Griffith*   9:04.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeF2002Ice House, can  
136.Nicholas Jamroz   9:04.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM202004Busch Light, can  
137.Matt "Peaches" Basile   9:08.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM202006Coors, can  Booted (Lap 4 while running on the backstretch), First Beer Mile
138.Eugene "Huge" Douglass   9:11.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM202006Coors, can  Didn't boot at all, Outkicked again, First Beer Mile
139.Paul    9:13.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
140.Matt "Spanweiser" Spano   9:13.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M222011Budweiser, can  Fitchburg State Alum
141.Nate Malatesta   9:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
142.Dave "Chief Peach" Will   9:15.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM442014can  Virgin Mile
143.'Ed Master   9:15.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
144.Luke Marron   9:15.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee...M222006Busch Light, can  
145.Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson   9:16.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Somehow he pulled it out
146.Brendan "B-Miles" Mormile   9:17.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM212010Busch Light, can  An end of an era
147.Tom Mullen*   9:18.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
148.Max    9:18.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
149.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:18.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM282007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
150.Adam's +1    9:19.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
151.Pat Lawlor   9:20.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM192010Busch Light, can  
152.William "Bootcamp Runner-up" Rhatigan   9:22.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M172014Chocolate milk, cup  Booted on lap 2
153.Head Master   9:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
154.Emily Hill   9:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Hamilton
155.Bruce Perlow   9:24.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM201999  
156.Mr. Undefeated   9:27.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM212004Miller High Life, can  
157.Andrea Mustain   9:30.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IF2012Bud Light, can  1/2 beers
158.Kathryn Van Nimwegen*   9:31.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
159.Anne Berktau*   9:31.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsF1996  
160.Jocelyn Sharp*   9:32.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
161.Russell Ryan*   9:34.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  Boot Lap
162.Jason "Sandwich" Lefavor   9:35.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM182010Busch Light, can  
163.Wes    9:38.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
164.Mike "Gilly" Gill   9:41.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM442014can  Virgin Mile
165.Matt Bradley   9:41.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM212006Coors, can  Booted
166.Martin    9:41.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
167.Mike McNerney   9:47.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IM2012Bud Light, can  
168.Andrew Wong*   9:47.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
169.Allen "Gym rat" Shiu   9:49.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M182014Chocolate milk, cup  
170.Paul "Ajax" Dragnich   9:49.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006can  
171.Goat Throat   9:51.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
172.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:52.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M292009Miller Lite, can  
173.John "Beef" Raby*   9:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
174.Anthony Popielarczyk   9:55.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
175.Matt McCarthy   9:55.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
176.E = I'm a Douche   9:56.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
177.Jennine "Jen9-minute mile" Regan   9:58.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate milk, cup  First non-runner finisher!
178.Mike Mezejewski   9:59.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  VIKING!
179.Caitlin Wood   10:00.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileF2005  
180.Reverend "Blowho" Blowho   10:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M422012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
181.Jonathan "A Little Moore" Foster-Moore   10:03.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M172007Cola, can  
182.Harry Sore*   10:03.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
183.Queerleader    10:03.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
184.Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd*   10:04.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
185.Jeff Sanders   10:10.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM202004can  
186.Alex Smith-Bove   10:11.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
187.Matt "Brick" Weisenger*   10:14.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM232010Budweiser, can  
188.Kick Me in the Nuts   10:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
189.meberg Aaron   10:15.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M222004Natty & Keystone, can  ran a 10:07 steeplechase earlier, ran barefoot, booted the hardest I've ever seen anyone boot
190.Sticks It To The Bros   10:17.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
191.Kenny Rayner   10:17.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Polo
192.Nancy Reagan   10:18.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
193.Matt "Krusty the Meat Miser "    10:19.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  Refund!
194.Elliot Weiss   10:23.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
195.Brian "Prefontino" Tino*   10:25.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  
196.Ben Piecuch   10:25.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM221999  
197.Addy Adams   10:27.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
198.Patrick "Patrick" Kennedy*   10:30.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M492013Coors, can  Most relaxed chugger (Virgin mile)
199.Aaron Meberg   10:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM232005Coors Light, can  
200.Kevin Kardian   10:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM202004Bud Light, can  
201.Krusty the Meat Miser   10:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M282008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
202.Evan "Smacks" Mercier   10:40.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM182010Busch Light, can  What's with the nickname?
203.Chuck "Walter" Baronowski   10:42.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
204.Jeff Larnard   10:54.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...212011Budweiser, can  
205.Just Sager   10:58.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
206.Brokeback Baby    11:01.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
207.Adam    11:02.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
208.Scooby Do Me   11:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
209.G String   11:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
210.Easy to Please   11:16.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
211.Front Runner Bork Bork Bork   11:17.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
212.Liam Sullivan   11:19.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Now he HAS to do XC
213.Just Jess    11:20.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileF2010  
214.Virgin Jessica   11:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...F2009Natural Light, can  
215.Justin "his Excellency" Gero   11:20.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M18Coca-Cola, can  Champion
216.Sean "CHEEZE" Duncan   11:22.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M222011Budweiser, can  *Penalty Lap
217.Goes Down on Buoys   11:23.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
218.Kristy Lysik   11:25.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IF2012Bud Light, can  
219.Vasilli "Greek God" Manikas*   11:28.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M602013Coors, can  Dominated age group (Virgin mile)
220.Kyle Gauthier   11:28.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006beer, from a nalgene,   
221.J Minz   11:47.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
222.Tim Foldi-Porto   11:48.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   Was outkicked by Jminz
223.You Oughta Blow   11:56.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
224.Just Patrick    11:56.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
225.Scooby Do Me   11:57.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
226.David Plotkin   11:58.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
227.The Buttler Hit It    12:00.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
228.John Stanton-Geddes*   12:02.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
229.Siezure Salad   12:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
230.Goat Throat   12:06.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
231.Tamara "Taminator" Lovuolo   12:09.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Ladies Champ, Virgin MIle
232.You Oughta Blow   12:09.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
233.Jeremy Shaw   12:11.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM202006Labatt Blue, can  Booted hard by the high jump mats (Lap 2), First Beer Mile
234.You Oughta Blow   12:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
235.Assberger    12:13.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Nerd
236.Isaac "Sacky" Lello-Smith   12:20.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Puked right across the finish line
237.Vassili "Greek God" Manikas   12:22.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM602014can  2nd Mile
238.Sugar Plum Fairy   12:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
239.Horse's Ass   12:24.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
240.Krusty the Meat Miser   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...272007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
241.G String   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
242.Kick Me in the Nuts   12:33.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
243.Abe Hfjkdlasfnal   12:36.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
244.Sugar Plum Fiary   12:48.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009O' Doul's, can  
245.Goes Down on Buoys   12:52.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
246.Brendan Mormile   12:53.0   Andover, MA The Fortune Cookie MileM202009Busch Light, bottle  
247.Fire in the Hole   12:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
248.G String   12:56.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
249.Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson   12:58.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
250.Neal Donnelly   12:58.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M16Coca-Cola, can  
251.Caitlin "C-Pow" Powers   13:06.0   Pittsfield, MA Bad@ss Beer Mile #1F282014Shocktop, can  
252.Marta Sola-Pfeffer   13:07.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   First Babe to Finish!
253.Brendan Mormile   13:07.0   North Andover, MA St. Patrick's Day ClassicM212010Keystone Light, can  
254.Pat Lawlor   13:08.0   North Andover, MA St. Patrick's Day ClassicM182010Keystone Light, can  
255.Bend Over Mommy   13:20.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
256.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:23.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
257.Liz Rosinha   13:25.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileF212005Budweiser, can  
258.Andrew    13:26.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
259.Matt Bradley   13:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM2005Budweiser, can  
260.Harlot Globe Fondler   13:32.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
261.Running in Jeans Relay   13:39.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...F2009Miller Lite, can  
262.Nick "I don't have a watch" Novaris   13:40.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM182010Busch Light, can  Sister is hot
263.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:53.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
264.Bend Over Mommy   13:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
265.Virgin Jeff    13:55.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
266.Horse's Ass    13:59.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
267.Ezra Fleischman   14:00.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M16Coca-Cola, can  
268.Virgin Lily    14:02.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Zombie
269.Terri "Whitey" Ladka   14:03.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Virgin Mile
270.Scott Vandermolen*   14:03.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
271.Ryan "Deanis" Dean   14:03.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M182011Coca-Cola, can  Champion, somehow
272.Ken Doll   14:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
273.Brigham Tongue   14:06.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...F2009Natural Light, can  
274.Nice Tits   14:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
275.Neal "The Rod" Axelrod-Adams   14:14.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M172011Coca-Cola, can  A strong second
276.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   14:31.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
277.Corn On the Cock   14:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
278.+2 Coonass   14:33.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
279.Dan Thomas   14:33.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Fez
280.Liz Chung*   14:36.6   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F211997Budweiser, can  
281.Nelltje Berens*   14:36.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F201997Budweiser, can  
282.Alex "Sully" Sullivan   14:37.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M182011Coca-Cola, can  
283.Bend Over Mommy   14:37.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
284.John Lawrence   14:45.0   North Andover, MA The JV RaceM192010Keystone Light, can  
285.Luva Lamp    14:49.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
286.Goes Down on Buoys   14:54.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
287.Blubberfucker    14:59.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
288.Shitshow    15:01.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
289.Linnea Leaver*   15:02.2   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F201997Budweiser, can  
290.Pat Lawlor   15:03.0   Andover, MA The Fortune Cookie MileM182009Busch Light, bottle  
291.Katie Rob*   15:04.6   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F221997Budweiser, can  
292.Virgin Tara   15:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
293.Team Whiny Bitches   15:11.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
294.Beat By a Girl   15:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
295.Sam Zimmerman   15:12.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...F16Coca-Cola, can  First Female Finisher
296.Anthony DelVecchio   15:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M192006can  +1 lap for puking, lots of puking
297.Jolly Green Vagina   15:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
298.Peter "Off the Wagon" Noyes   15:17.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM2014bottle  Virgin Mile
299.Thumbs    15:20.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
300.Harlot Globe Fondler    15:22.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
301.Horse's Ass   15:26.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
302.Sonya Krieg   15:29.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Virgin Mile
303.Sean Duncan*   15:31.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
304.Walter "Charlie" Baranowski   15:32.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
305.Justin Braga   15:35.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM222005can  
306.Jeffrey "Colonel Chubs" Sanders   15:35.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M2004Keystone, can  stupid freshman
307.Wooden Eye...   15:48.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
308.Necrophiliac Jack   15:50.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
309.Just Brad   16:09.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
310.Just Kyle   16:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
311.Just Brian    16:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
312.Nubin Lovin    16:13.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Nerd
313.Adam    16:14.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
314.Sugar Plum Fairy   16:14.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M2009Miller Lite, can  
315.Shorn Scrotum   16:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
316.Jolly Green Vagina   16:20.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
317.Bill Aust   16:34.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM222006Coors, can  Dueled with Keith drinking Beer 4 and won (almost booted trying to chase him down though), Sprinter, First Beer Mile
318.Renee    16:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Budweiser, can  
319.+2 Coonass   16:42.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
320.Super Teflon Dong   16:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
321.Not So Longfellow   16:51.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
322.Amerial Gilutz   17:00.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   ran across finish line holding hands
323.Amerial Gilutz   17:00.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   ran across finish line holding hands
324.Wooden Eye   17:03.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
325.Muddy Buddy   17:13.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
326.Jolly Green Vagina   17:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
327.Keith Flanders   17:22.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM182006Coors, can  Booted hard drinking Beer 4 (hilarious), First Beer Mile, Still beat Braga
328.Rywando "Hood-Rich" Jones   17:38.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M17Coca-Cola, can  
329.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   17:39.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
330.Lauren Stocker*   17:43.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileF212010Budweiser, can  
331.Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy   18:09.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
332.+2 Coonass   18:10.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
333.The Buttles Hit It   18:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
334.Crucifux    18:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
335.Chocolate Starfish   18:19.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
336.Brian "Bewp-Dogg" Kuhn   18:24.0   Worcester, MA Spring Beer MileM212005Bud Light, can  first time, ow
337.Brian Kuhn   18:24.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM212005Busch Light, can  
338.Chris    18:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
339.Hoover McSuckandfuck   18:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
340.Cuffed n' Stuffed In da Buff   19:05.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
341.Bring Out the Gimp   19:12.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
342.James    19:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
343.John O'Shea*   19:23.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
344.Just Doug   19:36.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
345.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   19:40.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
346.Stephen Michel   19:42.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  3:15 second PR
347.Blubber Fucker   19:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
348.Just "Josh" Josh   20:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M2012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
349.Northboro H3 "Relay" Relay   20:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 20122012Budweiser, can  Relay Team
350.Maceo    20:00.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M2004Keystone & Budweiser, bottle  Placed 2nd in NE's in the 100m, 3rd in long jump earlier that day
351.Yellow Dick Gnome    20:03.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
352.The Buttler Hit It   20:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
353.Shorn Scrotum   20:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
354.Neal McKenna-Donnelly   20:20.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M152007Cola, can  
355.Daniel Shinny   20:28.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   can run a 5K faster than this
356.Drippy Spigot   20:31.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
357.Justin Braga   20:42.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM222004can  Yes, Folks He got the pity claps
358.I Eat Cum   22:18.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M2009Miller Lite, can  
359.Jello Wrecked 'Em   22:46.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileF2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
360.Just Scott   22:49.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
361.Just Carly    22:51.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
362.Connor ""Im Still Running"" Green   23:00.0   North Andover, MA The JV RaceM192010Keystone Light, can  This was not a womans 5K
363.Stephen Michel   23:00.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  
364.Wikipedophila    23:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
365.Fire in the Hole   23:22.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
366.Friar Fuck   23:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
367.Liz Fisk*   23:51.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileF212010Budweiser, can  
368.The Buttler Hit It   23:51.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
369.Can't Eat Pussy    23:57.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
370.Giggles Gulps and Gags   23:59.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverF2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
371.Jason Mcgrath   24:00.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
372.I Eat Cum   24:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
373.Hoover McSucknfuck   24:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
374.Shart of Darkness    24:15.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Zombie
375.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   24:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
376.Jimmy Crackwhore   24:55.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
377.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   24:56.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  
378.Nymphobraniac    25:07.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
379.Easy As 123    25:09.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Zombie
380.Mr. Bean   25:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
381.Harlot Globe Fondler   25:36.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverF2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
382.Isaac "Ranger" Lello-Smith   25:59.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M152011Coca-Cola, can  
383.Lily Zogbaum   26:51.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   can run a 5K MUCH faster than this
384.Brittany    27:54.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF2013  
385.Just Stacey    28:04.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
386.Cum Titty   28:32.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
387.Aiden Gilson   28:40.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M152011Coca-Cola, can  
388.Mud Slut    29:06.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
389.Greg    29:35.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
390.David Plotkin   30:02.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Didn't pay ahead of time
391.Yellow Dick Gnome   31:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverF2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
392.Tori LaVerdiere   33:29.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  The new Sam Zimmerman
393.Wikipedophilia    37:37.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
394.Stacy    38:34.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF2013  
395.Piss Stop   39:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
396.Wikipedophilia    57:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
397.Wang Chunks   DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
398.Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory   DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
399.Danielle "McNasty" McNiff   DNF   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Road kill
400.Wikipediphelia    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
401.Erin McNiff   DNF   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  DNF
402.Cumlocker    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
403.Kea Rief   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   3.5 donuts, 4 laps
404.Stevo Michel   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   3rd lap
405.Elijah "Naked" Lucey   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   sucked
406.Cait Wood   DNF   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileF202006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Only Girl, Pansied out on Lap 2 with a cold
407.Erik Dunn-Gaudet   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M162007Cola, can  1.5 colas, 1 lap
408.Harry Weiner   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M162007Cola, can  3 colas, 2.5 laps
409.Justin Gero   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M162007Cola, can  4 colas, three laps
410.Emma Larson   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007F152007Cola, can  3 cokes, 3 laps
411.Mike Mailoux   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 20072007  Gave Up
412.Ben Leonberg*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM232010Budweiser, can  
413.Conner Mcgee*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
414.Greg Wilson*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  
415.Condom SAR    DNF   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire, 2 beer, 12:05
416.Anal Bloodsucker    DNF   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire Spectator, Best improvised name of the night
417.Asher Gryska   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
418.Jonah Kudler-Flam   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Doesn't even do xc, but he made it through 3 or 4 cans
419.Daniel Shinnick   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Gave up on his 2nd lap
420.J Mins   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  2nd Coke
421.Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Spewed on his 2nd Coke
422.Lily Zogbaum   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
423.Eliza Moss-Horwitz   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  2nd Coke
424.Amelia "Better Gilson" Gilson   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
425.Marta Sola-Pfeffer   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  With 150 m to go...
426.Danielle Allocco   DNF   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...F212011Budweiser, can  8:00 1/2 Mile
427.Chris "DZ" Dzidek   DNF   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...232011Budweiser, can  
428.Amita Wanar   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Halfway through her 3rd lap
429.Jackie Flynn   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Gave Up on her 3rd coke
430.Kea Rief   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Hurled on her 4th Coke
431.Joni Sullivan   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Nice shots of her puking on her 3rd coke
432.Eliana Zimmerman   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  We ran out of coke on her 2nd lap, but she was gonna give up
433.josh    DNF   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M2004Natty Ice & Keystone, can  george's friend, ran 2 laps
434.Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  Pansied Out
435.Parker Ziegler   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M182011Coca-Cola, can  Projectile Vom on his last coke
436.Samuel Shanky   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  No balls
437.Charlie Hale   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  2 Cokes, 2nd Lap
438.Emma West   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F162011Coca-Cola, can  Gave Up
439.Joni Sullivan   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F162011Coca-Cola, can  Got some nice action shots of her puking
440.Nick Shanky   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F42011  DQ'd?
441.Elijah Lucey   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  2 cokes, 1 lap
442.Amita Wanar   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F152011Coca-Cola, can  On her last lap...
443.Ian Lutz   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Pansy
444.Tyler Keith   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Failed
445.Emma Larson   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  At least she didn't cry this year.
446.Haley Milsark   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Barely tried
447.Terry    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
448.Tricia    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
449.Fire in the Hole   DNF   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
450.Jacob Desgres   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  We ran out of coke so he drank 3, but those laps he ran a 21:30







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