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Top Beer Mile Performances - Massachusetts

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Collin "Collin' Me Maybe" Fedor   5:20.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M202014Chocolate milk, cup  Champ!
2.Xhulio "The X Factor" Uruci   5:39.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M212014Chocolate milk, cup  
3.Steve Contreras*   5:40.2   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
4.Taylor "T-Rex" Thibodeau   5:46.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M202012Chocolate Milk, cup  
5.Thane "The Scholar" Hancock*   5:48.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M221997Budweiser, can  
6.Dana Bellows*   5:51.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
7.Steve "Mowgli" Kerr   5:53.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M202012Chocolate Milk, cup  
8.Thane "Toothbrush" Hancock*   5:54.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
9.Conor "Sleeping Beauty" O'Brien   5:57.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M202014Chocolate milk, cup  
10.Steve Contreras*   5:58.2   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
11.Donald "Double Barrel" Baril*   6:00.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M221997Budweiser, can  
12.Ben Schmeckpeper*   6:01.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM222006Heineken, can  school record
13.Chris "Brewski" Bruce*   6:02.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsM202006Miller High Life, can  
14.Sonny "One Eye" Gamble*   6:05.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  
15.Andrea "The Hoya Destroya" Keklak   6:08.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F202014Chocolate milk, cup  World record for females?
16.Brian "Barker? I hardly know her!" Barker   6:09.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M222014Chocolate milk, cup  
17.Steve "Contra" Contreras*   6:10.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M201997Budweiser, can  
18.Urine Luck    6:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
19.Andrew "Unit" Schneider*   6:16.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
20.Allen Nunnally*   6:17.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
21.David "Big D" Melly   6:20.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M212014Chocolate milk, cup  
22.Chris "Brewski" Bruce   6:21.0   Cambridge, MA Postseason Beermile ChampionshipsM192005Keystone, can  school record
23.Frank "Alexander" Lenkoski, VIII*   6:23.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
24.Rob "Boot" Mitchell*   6:23.9   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M191997Budweiser, can  
25.Allen "Big Boy" Nunnally*   6:24.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M191997Budweiser, can  
26.Andrew "Big Baller" Wortham   6:25.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M222014Chocolate milk, cup  
27.Kathy "Glitter Gurl" O'Keefe   6:28.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate Milk, cup  
28.Eric "Shoes" Lavigne*   6:29.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
29.Matt "Krusty the Meat Miser"    6:32.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM342014Budweiser, can  PR!
30.Goat Throat    6:33.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
31.Krusty the Meat Miser   6:33.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM322011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
32.Goat Throat    6:40.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM2010can  
33.Goat Throat   6:40.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
34.Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler*   6:42.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
35.George Roscoe   6:42.4   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM212004Guinness, can  
36.Andrew "The GoPro Pro" Theall   6:44.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M152014Chocolate milk, cup  
37.Dan "Deuce" Hope   6:44.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M192012Chocolate Milk, cup  
38.Sonny "One-Eye" Gamble   6:44.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M232011Budweiser, can  2x Champion
39.Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan*   6:49.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
40.Alex White   6:50.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM212006Coors, can  First Beer Mile
41.Erik "Goat Throat"    6:52.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
42.Goat Throat    6:52.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
43.Paul Alsdorf*   6:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Williams
44.Gabe "Fur Trapper" Wieder*   6:54.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
45.John "The Gremlin" O'Shea   6:54.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M212011Budweiser, can  
46.Michael "Sarge" Anderson*   6:55.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M211997Budweiser, can  
47.Bill Richard*   6:56.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
48.Erick "Hungchow" Hung*   6:56.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M201997Budweiser, can  
49.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:01.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM322012Miller High Life, can  
50.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:02.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM322012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
51.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:02.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
52.Aaron "Pisser" Beim*   7:05.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)M191997Budweiser, can  
53.Krusty the Meat Miser   7:08.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010M312011Miller High Life, can  
54.Aaron "Bootcamp Champ" Edelstein   7:09.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M182014Chocolate milk, cup  
55.Erik "Goat Throat"    7:09.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
56.Amanda Weiss*   7:09.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F211997Budweiser, can  
57.Goat Throat   7:12.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
58.Thomas "Millertime" Miller   7:12.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM442014Gansett, can  Da Champ, 2nd Mile
59.Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan   7:13.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M452011Budweiser, can  2nd Podium Finish
60.Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson   7:19.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  Set the school record.
61.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:23.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
62.Jon    7:23.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
63.Andrew Malick*   7:25.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
64.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:25.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
65.George Roscoe   7:27.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM212005Gunniess, can  
66.Andy Holmes   7:27.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  
67.Krusty the Meat Miser    7:28.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM2010  
68.Ian    7:28.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
69.Marky "Sparky" Ryan   7:28.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M192012Chocolate Milk, cup  
70.Dazed and Cumfused    7:29.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileM2010  
71.Shitty Youdin*   7:29.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
72.Rob Mitchell*   7:30.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst, boot + penalty lap
73.Patrick Butler   7:32.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IM2012Bud Light, can  
74.Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons   7:33.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee...M202006Miller Lite, can  
75.Matt Katz*   7:34.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
76.Sarah Hann*   7:34.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
77.Jonathan "Hahn" Hahn*   7:36.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M442013Naragansett, can  Stud (Virgin mile)
78.Dan "The Jester" Shwartz*   7:39.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
79.Goat Throat   7:39.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM262007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
80.Jon    7:40.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
81.Goat Throat   7:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M262008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
82.Benn "Bearded Big Legs" Griffin   7:40.0   Pittsfield, MA Bad@ss Beer Mile #1M282014Michelob Ultra, can  
83.Lauren McCarthy*   7:43.0   Cambridge, MA Cambridge Beer Mile ChampionshipsF192006Miller High Life, can  damn fast for a girl
84.TJ Unger   7:43.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Negative Split
85.Heather "Nasty" Lambert*   7:44.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
86.Pete "Naked Pete" Rodrigues*   7:44.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
87.Maggie "Do you even know what team I'm on?" Mullins   7:49.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate milk, cup  
88.Brian Stout*   7:49.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
89.Erik Nedeau*   7:52.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
90.Just Jon    7:53.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
91.Teddy "DCL Legend" Farley   7:56.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M232014Chocolate milk, cup  
92.Chris Clayton   7:56.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M172007Cola, can  
93.Liam Sullivan   7:57.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  also, set the school record, but little noted for it.
94.Chris Coy   7:58.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM232005Guinness, can  
95.Sam "Downtown" Brown   7:59.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships I1998  Hamilton
96.Dan "Danderson" Anderson   8:00.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...M212012Chocolate Milk, cup  
97.Danielle "Winfast" Winslow   8:01.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate milk, cup  
98.Mark "Hewittii" Hewit*   8:02.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
99.Scott Proulx   8:04.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM222005Labatt, can  
100.E = I'm a Douche   8:06.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
101.Yolanda "Yoda" Flamino*   8:08.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Trinity
102.Tess "Tickles" Smythe   8:08.0   Sutton, MA 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ...F182012Chocolate Milk, cup  
103.Mark "Black Magic" Hewitt   8:09.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M222011Budweiser, can  
104.Ian    8:13.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
105.Thomas "Millertime" Miller*   8:14.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M432013Naragansett, can  Had lead until last beer, held in reversal on last beer (Virgin mile)
106.Alicia    8:18.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile F2014  Barefoot!
107.Bruce Perlow*   8:19.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
108.E = I'm a Douche   8:20.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
109.Kevin "Not So" Bright   8:20.0   Medford, MA Adam Carberry's 30th Birthday Cos...M252010Bud Heavy, can  
110.Michael Anderson*   8:21.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
111.Mike Danahy   8:22.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM191999  
112.Patrick Butler   8:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM221999Guinness 16 oz., can  
113.Jon Prokup*   8:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
114.Rob Mitchell*   8:25.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsM1996  
115.Christopher Coy   8:28.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM232004Bud Light, can  
116.Jeremy Truska   8:29.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IM2012Bud Light, can  
117.Cory Hofman   8:29.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Fastest Drinker
118.Maureen "Messy" McMurray*   8:31.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
119.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:31.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M292009Natural Light, can  
120.Adam Forkner   8:34.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships I1998  Trinity
121.Dan Chandler   8:35.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM211999  
122.John E   8:38.0   Hopkinton, MA NightBeerM2014can  
123.Jacob Cooper*   8:40.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
124.Dave Kyle*   8:40.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
125.Eric White   8:42.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M212011Budweiser, can  
126.george "The Babbler" Roscoe   8:42.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M202004Natty Ice & Keystone, can  This kid can chug
127.Dan Gialacone   8:42.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  
128.Krusty the Meat Miser   8:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
129.Alicia    8:48.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF2013  
130.Ben Piecuch*   8:50.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Tufts
131.John "J-Law" Lawrence   8:50.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM202010Busch Light, can  
132.Andrew Eisner*   8:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
133.Andrew    8:55.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM2014Budweiser, can  
134.Brian "Shaggy" Larrivee*   8:57.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Amherst
135.Shawn "Burns" Burns*   9:00.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M462013Budweiser, can  Best dressed, claims he finished in 8:59 (Virgin mile)
136.The Babbler   9:00.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM2004Miller High Life, can  
137.Eyeluv "Eyeluv" Dicks   9:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M432012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
138.Virgin "John" John   9:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M2012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
139.Just Beat It   9:02.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
140.Marcie Griffith*   9:04.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeF2002Ice House, can  
141.Nicholas Jamroz   9:04.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM202004Busch Light, can  
142.Matt "Peaches" Basile   9:08.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM202006Coors, can  Booted (Lap 4 while running on the backstretch), First Beer Mile
143.Eugene "Huge" Douglass   9:11.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM202006Coors, can  Didn't boot at all, Outkicked again, First Beer Mile
144.Paul    9:13.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
145.Matt "Spanweiser" Spano   9:13.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M222011Budweiser, can  Fitchburg State Alum
146.Nate Malatesta   9:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
147.Dave "Chief Peach" Will   9:15.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM442014can  Virgin Mile
148.'Ed Master   9:15.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
149.Luke Marron   9:15.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee...M222006Busch Light, can  
150.Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson   9:16.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Somehow he pulled it out
151.Brendan "B-Miles" Mormile   9:17.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM212010Busch Light, can  An end of an era
152.Tom Mullen*   9:18.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
153.Max    9:18.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
154.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:18.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM282007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
155.Adam's +1    9:19.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
156.Jon S   9:20.0   Hopkinton, MA NightBeerM2014can  
157.Pat Lawlor   9:20.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM192010Busch Light, can  
158.William "Bootcamp Runner-up" Rhatigan   9:22.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M172014Chocolate milk, cup  Booted on lap 2
159.Head Master   9:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
160.Emily Hill   9:23.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Hamilton
161.Bruce Perlow   9:24.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM201999  
162.Mr. Undefeated   9:27.0   Worcester, MA WPI Preseason Time TrialM212004Miller High Life, can  
163.Andrea Mustain   9:30.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IF2012Bud Light, can  1/2 beers
164.Jared P   9:31.0   Hopkinton, MA NightBeerM2014can  
165.Kathryn Van Nimwegen*   9:31.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
166.Anne Berktau*   9:31.0   Amherst, MA ACT&F ChampionshipsF1996  
167.Jocelyn Sharp*   9:32.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IF1998  Wesleyan
168.Jon    9:33.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM2014Budweiser, can  First beer mile of the day!
169.Russell Ryan*   9:34.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  Boot Lap
170.Jason "Sandwich" Lefavor   9:35.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM182010Busch Light, can  
171.Wes    9:38.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
172.Mike "Gilly" Gill   9:41.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM442014can  Virgin Mile
173.Matt Bradley   9:41.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM212006Coors, can  Booted
174.Martin    9:41.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
175.Mike McNerney   9:47.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IM2012Bud Light, can  
176.Andrew Wong*   9:47.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Trinity
177.Allen "Gym rat" Shiu   9:49.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...M182014Chocolate milk, cup  
178.Paul "Ajax" Dragnich   9:49.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006can  
179.Goat Throat   9:51.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
180.Krusty the Meat Miser   9:52.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M292009Miller Lite, can  
181.John "Beef" Raby*   9:53.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
182.Anthony Popielarczyk   9:55.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
183.Matt McCarthy   9:55.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006Miller High Life, can  
184.E = I'm a Douche   9:56.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
185.Jennine "Jen9-minute mile" Regan   9:58.0   Newton, MA 2014 NSTF and Friends Chocolate M...F212014Chocolate milk, cup  First non-runner finisher!
186.Mike Mezejewski   9:59.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  VIKING!
187.Caitlin Wood   10:00.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileF2005  
188.Reverend "Blowho" Blowho   10:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M422012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
189.Jonathan "A Little Moore" Foster-Moore   10:03.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M172007Cola, can  
190.Harry Sore*   10:03.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
191.Queerleader    10:03.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
192.Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd*   10:04.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IM1998  Wesleyan
193.Jeff Sanders   10:10.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM202004can  
194.Alex Smith-Bove   10:11.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
195.Matt "Brick" Weisenger*   10:14.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM232010Budweiser, can  
196.Kick Me in the Nuts   10:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
197.meberg Aaron   10:15.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M222004Natty & Keystone, can  ran a 10:07 steeplechase earlier, ran barefoot, booted the hardest I've ever seen anyone boot
198.Sticks It To The Bros   10:17.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
199.Kenny Rayner   10:17.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Polo
200.Nancy Reagan   10:18.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
201.Matt "Krusty the Meat Miser "    10:19.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  Refund!
202.Erik "Goat Throat"    10:19.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM332014Budweiser, can  Penalty Lap
203.Charlie "Walter" Baranowski   10:20.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  Fought gallantly for third.
204.Elliot Weiss   10:23.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
205.Brian "Prefontino" Tino*   10:25.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  
206.Ben Piecuch   10:25.0   Amherst, MA NESCAC Championships IIM221999  
207.Addy Adams   10:27.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
208.Patrick "Patrick" Kennedy*   10:30.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M492013Coors, can  Most relaxed chugger (Virgin mile)
209.Aaron Meberg   10:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM232005Coors Light, can  
210.Kevin Kardian   10:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM202004Bud Light, can  
211.Krusty the Meat Miser   10:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M282008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
212.Evan "Smacks" Mercier   10:40.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM182010Busch Light, can  What's with the nickname?
213.Chuck "Walter" Baronowski   10:42.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
214.Avery "Lord" Nortonsmith   10:45.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  Hopped in a coke late, did the whole mile, but would have done better had he started with the group.
215.Jeff Larnard   10:54.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...212011Budweiser, can  
216.Just Sager   10:58.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
217.Brokeback Baby    11:01.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
218.Adam    11:02.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 2nd Beer Mile M2014  
219.Scooby Do Me   11:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
220.G String   11:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
221.Easy to Please   11:16.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
222.Front Runner Bork Bork Bork   11:17.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
223.Liam Sullivan   11:19.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Now he HAS to do XC
224.Just Jess    11:20.0   Medford, MA Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer MileF2010  
225.Virgin Jessica   11:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...F2009Natural Light, can  
226.Justin "his Excellency" Gero   11:20.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M18Coca-Cola, can  Champion
227.Sean "CHEEZE" Duncan   11:22.0   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...M222011Budweiser, can  *Penalty Lap
228.Goes Down on Buoys   11:23.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
229.Kristy Lysik   11:25.0   Duxbury, MA Duxbury Classic IF2012Bud Light, can  
230.Vasilli "Greek God" Manikas*   11:28.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches First Evah Bee...M602013Coors, can  Dominated age group (Virgin mile)
231.Kyle Gauthier   11:28.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M202006beer, from a nalgene,   
232.J Minz   11:47.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
233.Tim Foldi-Porto   11:48.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   Was outkicked by Jminz
234.Emmett White   11:54.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  
235.You Oughta Blow   11:56.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
236.Just Patrick    11:56.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
237.Scooby Do Me   11:57.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
238.David Plotkin   11:58.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
239.The Buttler Hit It    12:00.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
240.John Stanton-Geddes*   12:02.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Intrateam ChallengeM2002Ice House, can  
241.Siezure Salad   12:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
242.Goat Throat   12:06.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
243.Tamara "Taminator" Lovuolo   12:09.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Ladies Champ, Virgin MIle
244.You Oughta Blow   12:09.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
245.Small Noah   12:10.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  Freshman.
246.Jeremy Shaw   12:11.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM202006Labatt Blue, can  Booted hard by the high jump mats (Lap 2), First Beer Mile
247.You Oughta Blow   12:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
248.Assberger    12:13.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Nerd
249.Isaac "Sacky" Lello-Smith   12:20.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Puked right across the finish line
250.Vassili "Greek God" Manikas   12:22.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM602014can  2nd Mile
251.Sugar Plum Fairy   12:22.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
252.Horse's Ass   12:24.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileM2012can  
253.Krusty the Meat Miser   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...272007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
254.G String   12:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
255.Ben Hill   12:30.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  
256.Kick Me in the Nuts   12:33.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
257.Abe Hfjkdlasfnal   12:36.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
258.Sugar Plum Fiary   12:48.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009O' Doul's, can  
259.Goes Down on Buoys   12:52.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
260.Brendan Mormile   12:53.0   Andover, MA The Fortune Cookie MileM202009Busch Light, bottle  
261.Fire in the Hole   12:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
262.G String   12:56.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
263.Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson   12:58.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
264.Sam "The Stallion" Norton   12:58.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  
265.Neal Donnelly   12:58.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M16Coca-Cola, can  
266.Maggie Mahoney   13:02.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  First girl to finish.
267.Caitlin "C-Pow" Powers   13:06.0   Pittsfield, MA Bad@ss Beer Mile #1F282014Shocktop, can  
268.Marta Sola-Pfeffer   13:07.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   First Babe to Finish!
269.Brendan Mormile   13:07.0   North Andover, MA St. Patrick's Day ClassicM212010Keystone Light, can  
270.Pat Lawlor   13:08.0   North Andover, MA St. Patrick's Day ClassicM182010Keystone Light, can  
271.Bend Over Mommy   13:20.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
272.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:23.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
273.Liz Rosinha   13:25.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileF212005Budweiser, can  
274.Andrew    13:26.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
275.Matt Bradley   13:30.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM2005Budweiser, can  
276.Harlot Globe Fondler   13:32.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
277.Running in Jeans Relay   13:39.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...F2009Miller Lite, can  
278.Nick "I don't have a watch" Novaris   13:40.0   Andover, MA The Core Four InvitationalM182010Busch Light, can  Sister is hot
279.Sugar Plum Fairy   13:53.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
280.Bend Over Mommy   13:54.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
281.Virgin Jeff    13:55.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
282.Johnathon "Schmidt" Dean   13:58.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  
283.Horse's Ass    13:59.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
284.Ezra Fleischman   14:00.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M16Coca-Cola, can  
285.Virgin Lily    14:02.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Zombie
286.Terri "Whitey" Ladka   14:03.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Virgin Mile
287.Scott Vandermolen*   14:03.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
288.Ryan "Deanis" Dean   14:03.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M182011Coca-Cola, can  Champion, somehow
289.Ken Doll   14:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
290.Brigham Tongue   14:06.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...F2009Natural Light, can  
291.Nice Tits   14:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
292.Alicia    14:13.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileF2014Budweiser, can  
293.Neal "The Rod" Axelrod-Adams   14:14.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M172011Coca-Cola, can  A strong second
294.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   14:31.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
295.Corn On the Cock   14:33.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
296.+2 Coonass   14:33.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
297.Dan Thomas   14:33.0   Boston, MA HFCbmM2013Budweiser, can  Fez
298.Liz Chung*   14:36.6   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F211997Budweiser, can  
299.Nelltje Berens*   14:36.7   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F201997Budweiser, can  
300.Alex "Sully" Sullivan   14:37.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M182011Coca-Cola, can  
301.Bend Over Mommy   14:37.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
302.John Lawrence   14:45.0   North Andover, MA The JV RaceM192010Keystone Light, can  
303.Luva Lamp    14:49.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
304.Goes Down on Buoys   14:54.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
305.Blubberfucker    14:59.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
306.Shitshow    15:01.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
307.Linnea Leaver*   15:02.2   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F201997Budweiser, can  
308.Pat Lawlor   15:03.0   Andover, MA The Fortune Cookie MileM182009Busch Light, bottle  
309.Katie Rob*   15:04.6   Amherst, MA ACT&F Championships (1997)F221997Budweiser, can  
310.Virgin Tara   15:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
311.Team Whiny Bitches   15:11.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
312.Beat By a Girl   15:12.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
313.Sam Zimmerman   15:12.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...F16Coca-Cola, can  First Female Finisher
314.Anthony DelVecchio   15:13.0   Worcester, MA WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M...M192006can  +1 lap for puking, lots of puking
315.Jolly Green Vagina   15:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
316.Peter "Off the Wagon" Noyes   15:17.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIM2014bottle  Virgin Mile
317.Thumbs    15:20.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
318.Brady    15:21.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM2014Budweiser, can  Spontaneous recruit, did the second beermile.
319.Harlot Globe Fondler    15:22.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
320.Horse's Ass   15:26.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
321.Sonya Krieg   15:29.0   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Virgin Mile
322.Sean Duncan*   15:31.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
323.Walter "Charlie" Baranowski   15:32.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
324.Justin Braga   15:35.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM222005can  
325.Jeffrey "Colonel Chubs" Sanders   15:35.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M2004Keystone, can  stupid freshman
326.Wooden Eye...   15:48.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
327.Necrophiliac Jack   15:50.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
328.Jacob Desgres   15:52.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  
329.Just Brad   16:09.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
330.Just Kyle   16:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
331.Just Brian    16:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Zombie
332.Nubin Lovin    16:13.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Nerd
333.Adam    16:14.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
334.Sugar Plum Fairy   16:14.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M2009Miller Lite, can  
335.Shorn Scrotum   16:14.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
336.Jolly Green Vagina   16:20.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
337.Bill Aust   16:34.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM222006Coors, can  Dueled with Keith drinking Beer 4 and won (almost booted trying to chase him down though), Sprinter, First Beer Mile
338.Renee    16:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Budweiser, can  
339.+2 Coonass   16:42.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
340.Super Teflon Dong   16:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
341.Not So Longfellow   16:51.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
342.Amerial Gilutz   17:00.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   ran across finish line holding hands
343.Amerial Gilutz   17:00.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   ran across finish line holding hands
344.Wooden Eye   17:03.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
345.Muddy Buddy   17:13.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
346.Jolly Green Vagina   17:20.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
347.Keith Flanders   17:22.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM182006Coors, can  Booted hard drinking Beer 4 (hilarious), First Beer Mile, Still beat Braga
348.Rywando "Hood-Rich" Jones   17:38.0   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...M17Coca-Cola, can  
349.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   17:39.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
350.Lauren Stocker*   17:43.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileF212010Budweiser, can  
351.Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy   18:09.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
352.+2 Coonass   18:10.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
353.The Buttles Hit It   18:10.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer...M2009Natural Light, can  
354.Crucifux    18:12.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...F2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
355.Chocolate Starfish   18:19.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
356.Brian "Bewp-Dogg" Kuhn   18:24.0   Worcester, MA Spring Beer MileM212005Bud Light, can  first time, ow
357.Brian Kuhn   18:24.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Spring Beer MileM212005Busch Light, can  
358.Jon    18:28.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 3rd Beer MileM2014Budweiser, can  Second beer mile of the day!!
359.Chris    18:40.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
360.Hoover McSuckandfuck   18:44.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
361.Alex    18:58.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  Pretty good for a non-xc kid.
362.Cuffed n' Stuffed In da Buff   19:05.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
363.Bring Out the Gimp   19:12.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
364.James    19:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  ran a penalty lap
365.John O'Shea*   19:23.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
366.Just Doug   19:36.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
367.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   19:40.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   
368.Stephen Michel   19:42.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  3:15 second PR
369.Blubber Fucker   19:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
370.Rory Milsark   19:48.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  
371.Just "Josh" Josh   20:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012M2012Budweiser, can  Northboro H3
372.Northboro H3 "Relay" Relay   20:00.0   Northboro, MA Northboro H3 BEER MILE 20122012Budweiser, can  Relay Team
373.Maceo    20:00.0   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M2004Keystone & Budweiser, bottle  Placed 2nd in NE's in the 100m, 3rd in long jump earlier that day
374.Yellow Dick Gnome    20:03.0   Boston, MA C3H3 Midnight Naked Beer Mile2011  
375.The Buttler Hit It   20:15.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
376.Shorn Scrotum   20:16.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
377.Neal McKenna-Donnelly   20:20.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M152007Cola, can  
378.Daniel Shinny   20:28.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   can run a 5K faster than this
379.Drippy Spigot   20:31.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
380.Justin Braga   20:42.0   Worcester, MA Worcester Fall Beer MileM222004can  Yes, Folks He got the pity claps
381.Amelia Gilson   21:13.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  
382.I Eat Cum   22:18.0   Danehy Park Track, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer...M2009Miller Lite, can  
383.Erica Dean   22:24.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  Significantly slower than her 5k time.
384.Jello Wrecked 'Em   22:46.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileF2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
385.Just Scott   22:49.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
386.Just Carly    22:51.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
387.Connor ""Im Still Running"" Green   23:00.0   North Andover, MA The JV RaceM192010Keystone Light, can  This was not a womans 5K
388.Stephen Michel   23:00.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  
389.Wikipedophila    23:11.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Vampire
390.Fire in the Hole   23:22.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
391.Friar Fuck   23:46.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
392.Liz Fisk*   23:51.0   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileF212010Budweiser, can  
393.The Buttler Hit It   23:51.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
394.Can't Eat Pussy    23:57.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileM2013  Nerd
395.Giggles Gulps and Gags   23:59.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverF2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   penalty lap
396.Jason Mcgrath   24:00.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  
397.I Eat Cum   24:08.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
398.Hoover McSucknfuck   24:10.0   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
399.Shart of Darkness    24:15.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Zombie
400.Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps   24:29.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
401.Jimmy Crackwhore   24:55.0   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ...M2008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran a penalty lap
402.Marta Sola-Pfeffer   24:56.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  
403.Ian McKenna-Donnelly   24:56.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  
404.Nymphobraniac    25:07.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
405.Easy As 123    25:09.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Zombie
406.Mr. Bean   25:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
407.Harlot Globe Fondler   25:36.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverF2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
408.Isaac "Ranger" Lello-Smith   25:59.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M152011Coca-Cola, can  
409.Lily Zogbaum   26:51.0   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   can run a 5K MUCH faster than this
410.Brittany    27:54.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF2013  
411.Just Stacey    28:04.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
412.Cum Titty   28:32.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Busch, can  
413.Aiden Gilson   28:40.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M152011Coca-Cola, can  
414.Mud Slut    29:06.0   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire
415.Greg    29:35.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileM2013  
416.David Plotkin   30:02.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Didn't pay ahead of time
417.Yellow Dick Gnome   31:45.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverF2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
418.Tori LaVerdiere   33:29.0   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  The new Sam Zimmerman
419.Wikipedophilia    37:37.0   MIT Track, Cambridge, MA C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile EverM2012Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
420.Stacy    38:34.0   Boston, MA [not-CRC] 1st Beer MileF2013  
421.Piss Stop   39:04.0   Magazine St Beach, Cambri... Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B...2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
422.Wikipedophilia    57:13.0   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Fall Beer MileM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
423.Wang Chunks   DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileM2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
424.Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory   DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
425.Danielle "McNasty" McNiff   DNF   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  Road kill
426.Wikipediphelia    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
427.Erin McNiff   DNF   Rockland, MA Black Rock Peaches BeerMile IIF2014can  DNF
428.Cumlocker    DNF   Cambridge, MA CH3 Winter Beer Mile 20102011Miller High Life, can  
429.Kea Rief   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...F2013Donuts,   3.5 donuts, 4 laps
430.Stevo Michel   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   3rd lap
431.Elijah "Naked" Lucey   DNF   Northampton, Ma 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid...M2013Donuts,   sucked
432.Cait Wood   DNF   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileF202006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Only Girl, Pansied out on Lap 2 with a cold
433.Erik Dunn-Gaudet   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M162007Cola, can  1.5 colas, 1 lap
434.Harry Weiner   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M162007Cola, can  3 colas, 2.5 laps
435.Justin Gero   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007M162007Cola, can  4 colas, three laps
436.Emma Larson   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007F152007Cola, can  3 cokes, 3 laps
437.Mike Mailoux   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coca-Cola Mile 20072007  Gave Up
438.Ben Leonberg*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM232010Budweiser, can  
439.Conner Mcgee*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM212010Budweiser, can  
440.Greg Wilson*   DNF   Amherst, MA Amherst Frozen Toe Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  
441.Condom SAR    DNF   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire, 2 beer, 12:05
442.Anal Bloodsucker    DNF   Cambridge, MA Undead Beer MileF2013  Vampire Spectator, Best improvised name of the night
443.Josh Dobrow   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  
444.Asher Gryska   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
445.Abe H-A   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  First one to puke. Had a lot of it.
446.Jonah Kudler-Flam   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Doesn't even do xc, but he made it through 3 or 4 cans
447.Tori LaVerdiere   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014Coca-Cola, can  Pretty much walked the whole thing anyways, puked on her third lap.
448.Daniel Shinnick   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Gave up on his 2nd lap
449.Nick "Dubstep" Peterson   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014  Freshman.
450.J Mins   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  2nd Coke
451.Ben Gelb   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014  Freshman.
452.Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  Spewed on his 2nd Coke
453.Ethan "Sack-Snagger" Milsark   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 20142014  Was a bitch and stopped after one coke.
454.Lily Zogbaum   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
455.Eliza Moss-Horwitz   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  2nd Coke
456.Amelia "Better Gilson" Gilson   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  3rd Coke
457.Marta Sola-Pfeffer   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  With 150 m to go...
458.Danielle Allocco   DNF   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...F212011Budweiser, can  8:00 1/2 Mile
459.Chris "DZ" Dzidek   DNF   Amherst, MA 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee...232011Budweiser, can  
460.Amita Wanar   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Halfway through her 3rd lap
461.Jackie Flynn   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Gave Up on her 3rd coke
462.Kea Rief   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Hurled on her 4th Coke
463.Joni Sullivan   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  Nice shots of her puking on her 3rd coke
464.Eliana Zimmerman   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012F2012Coca-Cola, can  We ran out of coke on her 2nd lap, but she was gonna give up
465.josh    DNF   Worcester, MA Post New England's Invitational h...M2004Natty Ice & Keystone, can  george's friend, ran 2 laps
466.Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  Pansied Out
467.Parker Ziegler   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M182011Coca-Cola, can  Projectile Vom on his last coke
468.Samuel Shanky   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  No balls
469.Charlie Hale   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  2 Cokes, 2nd Lap
470.Emma West   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F162011Coca-Cola, can  Gave Up
471.Joni Sullivan   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F162011Coca-Cola, can  Got some nice action shots of her puking
472.Nick Shanky   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F42011  DQ'd?
473.Elijah Lucey   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011M162011Coca-Cola, can  2 cokes, 1 lap
474.Amita Wanar   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2011F152011Coca-Cola, can  On her last lap...
475.Ian Lutz   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Pansy
476.Tyler Keith   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Failed
477.Emma Larson   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  At least she didn't cry this year.
478.Haley Milsark   DNF   Northampton, Ma Northampton High School XC Coke M...  Barely tried
479.Terry    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
480.Tricia    DNF   Tufts track, Somerville, MA Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer MileF2007Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
481.Fire in the Hole   DNF   McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer MileF2012can  
482.Jacob Desgres   DNF   Northampton, Ma NHS Coke Mile 2012M2012Coca-Cola, can  We ran out of coke so he drank 3, but those laps he ran a 21:30







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