| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Steve Contreras* |
5:40.2 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 2. | Taylor "T-Rex" Thibodeau |
5:46.0 |
Sutton, MA | 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ... | M | 20 | Chocolate Milk, cup | |
| 3. | Thane "The Scholar" Hancock* |
5:48.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 4. | Dana Bellows* |
5:51.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Tufts |
| 5. | Steve "Mowgli" Kerr |
5:53.0 |
Sutton, MA | 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ... | M | 20 | Chocolate Milk, cup | |
| 6. | Thane "Toothbrush" Hancock* |
5:54.7 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 7. | Steve Contreras* |
5:58.2 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 8. | Donald "Double Barrel" Baril* |
6:00.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 9. | Ben Schmeckpeper* |
6:01.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Cambridge Beer Mile Championships | M | 22 | Heineken, can | school record |
| 10. | Chris "Brewski" Bruce* |
6:02.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Cambridge Beer Mile Championships | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 11. | Sonny "One Eye" Gamble* |
6:05.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 12. | Steve "Contra" Contreras* |
6:10.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 20 | Budweiser, can | |
| 13. | Andrew "Unit" Schneider* |
6:16.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 14. | Allen Nunnally* |
6:17.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 15. | Chris "Brewski" Bruce |
6:21.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Postseason Beermile Championships | M | 19 | Keystone, can | school record |
| 16. | Frank "Alexander" Lenkoski, VIII* |
6:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 17. | Rob "Boot" Mitchell* |
6:23.9 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 19 | Budweiser, can | |
| 18. | Allen "Big Boy" Nunnally* |
6:24.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 19 | Budweiser, can | |
| 19. | Eric "Shoes" Lavigne* |
6:29.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Trinity |
| 20. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
6:33.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | 32 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 21. | Goat Throat |
6:40.0 |
Medford, MA | Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 22. | Goat Throat |
6:40.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 23. | Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler* |
6:42.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 24. | George Roscoe |
6:42.4 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 21 | Guinness, can | |
| 25. | Dan "Deuce" Hope |
6:44.0 |
Sutton, MA | 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ... | M | 19 | Chocolate Milk, cup | |
| 26. | Sonny "One-Eye" Gamble |
6:44.0 |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | M | 23 | Budweiser, can | 2x Champion |
| 27. | Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan* |
6:49.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 28. | Alex White |
6:50.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Coors, can | First Beer Mile |
| 29. | Paul Alsdorf* |
6:53.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Williams |
| 30. | Gabe "Fur Trapper" Wieder* |
6:54.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 31. | John "The Gremlin" O'Shea |
6:54.0 |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 32. | Michael "Sarge" Anderson* |
6:55.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 33. | Bill Richard* |
6:56.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Tufts |
| 34. | Erick "Hungchow" Hung* |
6:56.7 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 20 | Budweiser, can | |
| 35. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
7:01.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | M | 32 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 36. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
7:02.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | M | 32 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 37. | Aaron "Pisser" Beim* |
7:05.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | M | 19 | Budweiser, can | |
| 38. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
7:08.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | M | 31 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 39. | Amanda Weiss* |
7:09.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 40. | Goat Throat |
7:12.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 41. | Robert "Deegankamp" Deegan |
7:13.0 |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | M | 45 | Budweiser, can | 2nd Podium Finish |
| 42. | Andrew Malick* |
7:25.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Trinity |
| 43. | Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons |
7:25.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 44. | George Roscoe |
7:27.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Gunniess, can | |
| 45. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
7:28.0 |
Medford, MA | Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 46. | Marky "Sparky" Ryan |
7:28.0 |
Sutton, MA | 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ... | M | 19 | Chocolate Milk, cup | |
| 47. | Dazed and Cumfused |
7:29.0 |
Medford, MA | Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 48. | Shitty Youdin* |
7:29.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 49. | Rob Mitchell* |
7:30.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst, boot + penalty lap |
| 50. | Patrick Butler |
7:32.0 |
Duxbury, MA | Duxbury Classic I | M | | Bud Light, can | |
| 51. | Stephen "Cuckoo" Parsons |
7:33.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee... | M | 20 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 52. | Matt Katz* |
7:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 53. | Sarah Hann* |
7:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 54. | Dan "The Jester" Shwartz* |
7:39.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 55. | Goat Throat |
7:39.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | 26 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 56. | Goat Throat |
7:40.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | 26 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 57. | Lauren McCarthy* |
7:43.0 |
Cambridge, MA | Cambridge Beer Mile Championships | F | 19 | Miller High Life, can | damn fast for a girl |
| 58. | Heather "Nasty" Lambert* |
7:44.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 59. | Pete "Naked Pete" Rodrigues* |
7:44.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Tufts |
| 60. | Brian Stout* |
7:49.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 61. | Erik Nedeau* |
7:52.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 62. | Chris Clayton |
7:56.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 17 | Cola, can | |
| 63. | Chris Coy |
7:58.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 23 | Guinness, can | |
| 64. | Sam "Downtown" Brown |
7:59.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | | | | Hamilton |
| 65. | Dan "Danderson" Anderson |
8:00.0 |
Sutton, MA | 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ... | M | 21 | Chocolate Milk, cup | |
| 66. | Mark "Hewittii" Hewit* |
8:02.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 67. | Scott Proulx |
8:04.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 22 | Labatt, can | |
| 68. | E = I'm a Douche |
8:06.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 69. | Yolanda "Yoda" Flamino* |
8:08.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Trinity |
| 70. | Tess "Tickles" Smythe |
8:08.0 |
Sutton, MA | 2nd Annual Sutton Chocolate Milk ... | F | 18 | Chocolate Milk, cup | |
| 71. | Mark "Black Magic" Hewitt |
8:09.0 |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 72. | Bruce Perlow* |
8:19.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 73. | E = I'm a Douche |
8:20.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 74. | Kevin "Not So" Bright |
8:20.0 |
Medford, MA | Adam Carberry's 30th Birthday Cos... | M | 25 | Bud Heavy, can | |
| 75. | Michael Anderson* |
8:21.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 76. | Mike Danahy |
8:22.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 19 | | |
| 77. | Patrick Butler |
8:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 22 | Guinness 16 oz., can | |
| 78. | Jon Prokup* |
8:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 79. | Rob Mitchell* |
8:25.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | M | | | |
| 80. | Christopher Coy |
8:28.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 23 | Bud Light, can | |
| 81. | Jeremy Truska |
8:29.0 |
Duxbury, MA | Duxbury Classic I | M | | Bud Light, can | |
| 82. | Maureen "Messy" McMurray* |
8:31.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 83. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
8:31.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | 29 | Natural Light, can | |
| 84. | Adam Forkner |
8:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | | | | Trinity |
| 85. | Dan Chandler |
8:35.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 21 | | |
| 86. | Jacob Cooper* |
8:40.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 87. | Dave Kyle* |
8:40.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Trinity |
| 88. | Eric White |
8:42.0 |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 89. | george "The Babbler" Roscoe |
8:42.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | 20 | Natty Ice & Keystone, can | This kid can chug |
| 90. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
8:46.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 91. | Ben Piecuch* |
8:50.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Tufts |
| 92. | John "J-Law" Lawrence |
8:50.0 |
Andover, MA | The Core Four Invitational | M | 20 | Busch Light, can | |
| 93. | Andrew Eisner* |
8:53.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 94. | Brian "Shaggy" Larrivee* |
8:57.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Amherst |
| 95. | The Babbler |
9:00.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Preseason Time Trial | M | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 96. | Eyeluv "Eyeluv" Dicks |
9:00.0 |
Northboro, MA | Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012 | M | 43 | Budweiser, can | Northboro H3 |
| 97. | Virgin "John" John |
9:00.0 |
Northboro, MA | Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012 | M | | Budweiser, can | Northboro H3 |
| 98. | Just Beat It |
9:02.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 99. | Marcie Griffith* |
9:04.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | F | | Ice House, can | |
| 100. | Nicholas Jamroz |
9:04.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 20 | Busch Light, can | |
| 101. | Matt "Peaches" Basile |
9:08.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 20 | Coors, can | Booted (Lap 4 while running on the backstretch), First Beer Mile |
| 102. | Eugene "Huge" Douglass |
9:11.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 20 | Coors, can | Didn't boot at all, Outkicked again, First Beer Mile |
| 103. | Matt "Spanweiser" Spano |
9:13.0 |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | Fitchburg State Alum |
| 104. | Nate Malatesta |
9:13.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 105. | 'Ed Master |
9:15.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 106. | Luke Marron |
9:15.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC Marron vs. Parsons Bee... | M | 22 | Busch Light, can | |
| 107. | Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson |
9:16.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | Somehow he pulled it out |
| 108. | Brendan "B-Miles" Mormile |
9:17.0 |
Andover, MA | The Core Four Invitational | M | 21 | Busch Light, can | An end of an era |
| 109. | Tom Mullen* |
9:18.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 110. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
9:18.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | 28 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 111. | Pat Lawlor |
9:20.0 |
Andover, MA | The Core Four Invitational | M | 19 | Busch Light, can | |
| 112. | Head Master |
9:22.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 113. | Emily Hill |
9:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Hamilton |
| 114. | Bruce Perlow |
9:24.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 20 | | |
| 115. | Mr. Undefeated |
9:27.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Preseason Time Trial | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 116. | Andrea Mustain |
9:30.0 |
Duxbury, MA | Duxbury Classic I | F | | Bud Light, can | 1/2 beers |
| 117. | Kathryn Van Nimwegen* |
9:31.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 118. | Anne Berktau* |
9:31.0 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships | F | | | |
| 119. | Jocelyn Sharp* |
9:32.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | F | | | Wesleyan |
| 120. | Russell Ryan* |
9:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | Boot Lap |
| 121. | Jason "Sandwich" Lefavor |
9:35.0 |
Andover, MA | The Core Four Invitational | M | 18 | Busch Light, can | |
| 122. | Matt Bradley |
9:41.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Coors, can | Booted |
| 123. | Mike McNerney |
9:47.0 |
Duxbury, MA | Duxbury Classic I | M | | Bud Light, can | |
| 124. | Andrew Wong* |
9:47.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Trinity |
| 125. | Paul "Ajax" Dragnich |
9:49.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | can | |
| 126. | Goat Throat |
9:51.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 127. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
9:52.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 128. | John "Beef" Raby* |
9:53.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 129. | Anthony Popielarczyk |
9:55.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 130. | Matt McCarthy |
9:55.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 131. | E = I'm a Douche |
9:56.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 132. | Caitlin Wood |
10:00.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | F | | | |
| 133. | Reverend "Blowho" Blowho |
10:00.0 |
Northboro, MA | Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012 | M | 42 | Budweiser, can | Northboro H3 |
| 134. | Jonathan "A Little Moore" Foster-Moore |
10:03.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 17 | Cola, can | |
| 135. | Harry Sore* |
10:03.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 136. | Queerleader |
10:03.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 137. | Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd* |
10:04.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships I | M | | | Wesleyan |
| 138. | Jeff Sanders |
10:10.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 20 | can | |
| 139. | Alex Smith-Bove |
10:11.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | |
| 140. | Matt "Brick" Weisenger* |
10:14.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 23 | Budweiser, can | |
| 141. | Kick Me in the Nuts |
10:15.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 142. | meberg Aaron |
10:15.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | 22 | Natty & Keystone, can | ran a 10:07 steeplechase earlier, ran barefoot, booted the hardest I've ever seen anyone boot |
| 143. | Sticks It To The Bros |
10:17.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 144. | Nancy Reagan |
10:18.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 145. | Elliot Weiss |
10:23.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | |
| 146. | Brian "Prefontino" Tino* |
10:25.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 147. | Ben Piecuch |
10:25.0 |
Amherst, MA | NESCAC Championships II | M | 22 | | |
| 148. | Addy Adams |
10:27.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | |
| 149. | Aaron Meberg |
10:30.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors Light, can | |
| 150. | Kevin Kardian |
10:30.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 20 | Bud Light, can | |
| 151. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
10:33.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | 28 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 152. | Evan "Smacks" Mercier |
10:40.0 |
Andover, MA | The Core Four Invitational | M | 18 | Busch Light, can | What's with the nickname? |
| 153. | Chuck "Walter" Baronowski |
10:42.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | |
| 154. | Jeff Larnard |
10:54.0 |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 155. | Just Sager |
10:58.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 156. | Scooby Do Me |
11:08.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 157. | G String |
11:14.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 158. | Easy to Please |
11:16.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | F | | can | |
| 159. | Front Runner Bork Bork Bork |
11:17.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | penalty lap |
| 160. | Liam Sullivan |
11:19.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | Now he HAS to do XC |
| 161. | Just Jess |
11:20.0 |
Medford, MA | Welcome Back Goat Hash Beer Mile | F | | | |
| 162. | Virgin Jessica |
11:20.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | F | | Natural Light, can | |
| 163. | Justin "his Excellency" Gero |
11:20.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | M | 18 | Coca-Cola, can | Champion |
| 164. | Sean "CHEEZE" Duncan |
11:22.0 |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | *Penalty Lap |
| 165. | Goes Down on Buoys |
11:23.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 166. | Kristy Lysik |
11:25.0 |
Duxbury, MA | Duxbury Classic I | F | | Bud Light, can | |
| 167. | Kyle Gauthier |
11:28.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 20 | beer, from a nalgene, | |
| 168. | J Minz |
11:47.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | |
| 169. | Tim Foldi-Porto |
11:48.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | Was outkicked by Jminz |
| 170. | You Oughta Blow |
11:56.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 171. | Scooby Do Me |
11:57.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 172. | David Plotkin |
11:58.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | |
| 173. | John Stanton-Geddes* |
12:02.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 174. | Siezure Salad |
12:04.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 175. | Goat Throat |
12:06.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | penalty lap |
| 176. | You Oughta Blow |
12:09.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 177. | Jeremy Shaw |
12:11.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 20 | Labatt Blue, can | Booted hard by the high jump mats (Lap 2), First Beer Mile |
| 178. | You Oughta Blow |
12:12.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 179. | Isaac "Sacky" Lello-Smith |
12:20.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | Puked right across the finish line |
| 180. | Sugar Plum Fairy |
12:22.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 181. | Horse's Ass |
12:24.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 182. | Krusty the Meat Miser |
12:29.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | 27 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 183. | G String |
12:29.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 184. | Kick Me in the Nuts |
12:33.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 185. | Abe Hfjkdlasfnal |
12:36.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | |
| 186. | Sugar Plum Fiary |
12:48.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | O' Doul's, can | |
| 187. | Goes Down on Buoys |
12:52.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 188. | Brendan Mormile |
12:53.0 |
Andover, MA | The Fortune Cookie Mile | M | 20 | Busch Light, bottle | |
| 189. | Fire in the Hole |
12:54.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 190. | G String |
12:56.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 191. | Aidan "The Bitch" Gilson |
12:58.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | |
| 192. | Neal Donnelly |
12:58.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 193. | Marta Sola-Pfeffer |
13:07.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | F | | Donuts, | First Babe to Finish! |
| 194. | Brendan Mormile |
13:07.0 |
North Andover, MA | St. Patrick's Day Classic | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 195. | Pat Lawlor |
13:08.0 |
North Andover, MA | St. Patrick's Day Classic | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 196. | Bend Over Mommy |
13:20.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | F | | can | |
| 197. | Sugar Plum Fairy |
13:23.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 198. | Liz Rosinha |
13:25.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 199. | Matt Bradley |
13:30.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | | Budweiser, can | |
| 200. | Harlot Globe Fondler |
13:32.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | F | | can | |
| 201. | Running in Jeans Relay |
13:39.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | F | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 202. | Nick "I don't have a watch" Novaris |
13:40.0 |
Andover, MA | The Core Four Invitational | M | 18 | Busch Light, can | Sister is hot |
| 203. | Sugar Plum Fairy |
13:53.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 204. | Bend Over Mommy |
13:54.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 205. | Ezra Fleischman |
14:00.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 206. | Scott Vandermolen* |
14:03.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 207. | Ryan "Deanis" Dean |
14:03.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 18 | Coca-Cola, can | Champion, somehow |
| 208. | Ken Doll |
14:04.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 209. | Brigham Tongue |
14:06.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | F | | Natural Light, can | |
| 210. | Nice Tits |
14:12.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 211. | Neal "The Rod" Axelrod-Adams |
14:14.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 17 | Coca-Cola, can | A strong second |
| 212. | Ian McKenna-Donnelly |
14:31.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 213. | Corn On the Cock |
14:33.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 214. | +2 Coonass |
14:33.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 215. | Liz Chung* |
14:36.6 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 216. | Nelltje Berens* |
14:36.7 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 20 | Budweiser, can | |
| 217. | Alex "Sully" Sullivan |
14:37.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 18 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 218. | Bend Over Mommy |
14:37.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 219. | John Lawrence |
14:45.0 |
North Andover, MA | The JV Race | M | 19 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 220. | Goes Down on Buoys |
14:54.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 221. | Shitshow |
15:01.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 222. | Linnea Leaver* |
15:02.2 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 20 | Budweiser, can | |
| 223. | Pat Lawlor |
15:03.0 |
Andover, MA | The Fortune Cookie Mile | M | 18 | Busch Light, bottle | |
| 224. | Katie Rob* |
15:04.6 |
Amherst, MA | ACT&F Championships (1997) | F | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 225. | Virgin Tara |
15:10.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 226. | Team Whiny Bitches |
15:11.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 227. | Beat By a Girl |
15:12.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 228. | Sam Zimmerman |
15:12.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | F | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | First Female Finisher |
| 229. | Anthony DelVecchio |
15:13.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI AFROTC End of the Year Beer M... | M | 19 | can | +1 lap for puking, lots of puking |
| 230. | Jolly Green Vagina |
15:16.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 231. | Horse's Ass |
15:26.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 232. | Sean Duncan* |
15:31.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 233. | Walter "Charlie" Baranowski |
15:32.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 234. | Justin Braga |
15:35.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 22 | can | |
| 235. | Jeffrey "Colonel Chubs" Sanders |
15:35.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | | Keystone, can | stupid freshman |
| 236. | Wooden Eye... |
15:48.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 237. | Necrophiliac Jack |
15:50.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 238. | Just Brad |
16:09.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 239. | Just Kyle |
16:10.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 240. | Sugar Plum Fairy |
16:14.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 241. | Shorn Scrotum |
16:14.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 242. | Jolly Green Vagina |
16:20.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 243. | Bill Aust |
16:34.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 22 | Coors, can | Dueled with Keith drinking Beer 4 and won (almost booted trying to chase him down though), Sprinter, First Beer Mile |
| 244. | Renee |
16:40.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Budweiser, can | |
| 245. | +2 Coonass |
16:42.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 246. | Super Teflon Dong |
16:44.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 247. | Not So Longfellow |
16:51.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | ran a penalty lap |
| 248. | Amerial Gilutz |
17:00.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | F | | Donuts, | ran across finish line holding hands |
| 249. | Amerial Gilutz |
17:00.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | F | | Donuts, | ran across finish line holding hands |
| 250. | Wooden Eye |
17:03.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 251. | Muddy Buddy |
17:13.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 252. | Jolly Green Vagina |
17:20.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 253. | Keith Flanders |
17:22.0 |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | M | 18 | Coors, can | Booted hard drinking Beer 4 (hilarious), First Beer Mile, Still beat Braga |
| 254. | Rywando "Hood-Rich" Jones |
17:38.0 |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | M | 17 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 255. | Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps |
17:39.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 256. | Lauren Stocker* |
17:43.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 257. | Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy |
18:09.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 258. | +2 Coonass |
18:10.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 259. | The Buttles Hit It |
18:10.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | 3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer... | M | | Natural Light, can | |
| 260. | Crucifux |
18:12.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 261. | Chocolate Starfish |
18:19.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 262. | Brian "Bewp-Dogg" Kuhn |
18:24.0 |
Worcester, MA | Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Bud Light, can | first time, ow |
| 263. | Brian Kuhn |
18:24.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 21 | Busch Light, can | |
| 264. | Chris |
18:40.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | ran a penalty lap |
| 265. | Hoover McSuckandfuck |
18:44.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 266. | Cuffed n' Stuffed In da Buff |
19:05.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 267. | Bring Out the Gimp |
19:12.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 268. | James |
19:16.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | ran a penalty lap |
| 269. | John O'Shea* |
19:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 270. | Just Doug |
19:36.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer M... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 271. | Ian McKenna-Donnelly |
19:40.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | |
| 272. | Stephen Michel |
19:42.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | 3:15 second PR |
| 273. | Blubber Fucker |
19:45.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | penalty lap |
| 274. | Just "Josh" Josh |
20:00.0 |
Northboro, MA | Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012 | M | | Budweiser, can | Northboro H3 |
| 275. | Northboro H3 "Relay" Relay |
20:00.0 |
Northboro, MA | Northboro H3 BEER MILE 2012 | | | Budweiser, can | Relay Team |
| 276. | Maceo |
20:00.0 |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | | Keystone & Budweiser, bottle | Placed 2nd in NE's in the 100m, 3rd in long jump earlier that day |
| 277. | The Buttler Hit It |
20:15.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 278. | Shorn Scrotum |
20:16.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 279. | Neal McKenna-Donnelly |
20:20.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 15 | Cola, can | |
| 280. | Daniel Shinny |
20:28.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | can run a 5K faster than this |
| 281. | Drippy Spigot |
20:31.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 282. | Justin Braga |
20:42.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 22 | can | Yes, Folks He got the pity claps |
| 283. | I Eat Cum |
22:18.0 |
Danehy Park Track, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #16.9: Winter Beer... | M | | Miller Lite, can | |
| 284. | Jello Wrecked 'Em |
22:46.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 285. | Just Scott |
22:49.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 286. | Connor ""Im Still Running"" Green |
23:00.0 |
North Andover, MA | The JV Race | M | 19 | Keystone Light, can | This was not a womans 5K |
| 287. | Stephen Michel |
23:00.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 288. | Fire in the Hole |
23:22.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 289. | Friar Fuck |
23:46.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #13: 1st Analversa... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 290. | Liz Fisk* |
23:51.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 291. | The Buttler Hit It |
23:51.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 292. | Giggles Gulps and Gags |
23:59.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | penalty lap |
| 293. | Jason Mcgrath |
24:00.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 294. | I Eat Cum |
24:08.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Ran a penalty lap |
| 295. | Hoover McSucknfuck |
24:10.0 |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 296. | Bleeps Sweeps and Creeps |
24:29.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 297. | Jimmy Crackwhore |
24:55.0 |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer ... | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Ran a penalty lap |
| 298. | Ian McKenna-Donnelly |
24:56.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 299. | Mr. Bean |
25:13.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 300. | Harlot Globe Fondler |
25:36.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 301. | Isaac "Ranger" Lello-Smith |
25:59.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 15 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 302. | Lily Zogbaum |
26:51.0 |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | F | | Donuts, | can run a 5K MUCH faster than this |
| 303. | Cum Titty |
28:32.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 304. | Aiden Gilson |
28:40.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 15 | Coca-Cola, can | |
| 305. | David Plotkin |
30:02.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | Didn't pay ahead of time |
| 306. | Yellow Dick Gnome |
31:45.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 307. | Tori LaVerdiere |
33:29.0 |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | The new Sam Zimmerman |
| 308. | Wikipedophilia |
37:37.0 |
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA | C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 309. | Piss Stop |
39:04.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 310. | Wikipedophilia |
57:13.0 |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 311. | Wang Chunks |
DNF |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 312. | Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory |
DNF |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 313. | Wikipediphelia |
DNF |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 314. | Cumlocker |
DNF |
Cambridge, MA | CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010 | | | Miller High Life, can | |
| 315. | Kea Rief |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | F | | Donuts, | 3.5 donuts, 4 laps |
| 316. | Stevo Michel |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | 3rd lap |
| 317. | Elijah "Naked" Lucey |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | 2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aid... | M | | Donuts, | sucked |
| 318. | Cait Wood |
DNF |
Worcester, MA | WPI Track Spring Beer Mile | F | 20 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Only Girl, Pansied out on Lap 2 with a cold |
| 319. | Erik Dunn-Gaudet |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 16 | Cola, can | 1.5 colas, 1 lap |
| 320. | Harry Weiner |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 16 | Cola, can | 3 colas, 2.5 laps |
| 321. | Justin Gero |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | M | 16 | Cola, can | 4 colas, three laps |
| 322. | Emma Larson |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | F | 15 | Cola, can | 3 cokes, 3 laps |
| 323. | Mike Mailoux |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007 | | | | Gave Up |
| 324. | Ben Leonberg* |
DNF |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 23 | Budweiser, can | |
| 325. | Conner Mcgee* |
DNF |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 326. | Greg Wilson* |
DNF |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Frozen Toe Beer Mile | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 327. | Asher Gryska |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | 3rd Coke |
| 328. | Jonah Kudler-Flam |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | Doesn't even do xc, but he made it through 3 or 4 cans |
| 329. | Daniel Shinnick |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | Gave up on his 2nd lap |
| 330. | J Mins |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | 2nd Coke |
| 331. | Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | Spewed on his 2nd Coke |
| 332. | Lily Zogbaum |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | 3rd Coke |
| 333. | Eliza Moss-Horwitz |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | 2nd Coke |
| 334. | Amelia "Better Gilson" Gilson |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | 3rd Coke |
| 335. | Marta Sola-Pfeffer |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | With 150 m to go... |
| 336. | Danielle Allocco |
DNF |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | 8:00 1/2 Mile |
| 337. | Chris "DZ" Dzidek |
DNF |
Amherst, MA | 2nd Annual Amherst Frozen Toe Bee... | | 23 | Budweiser, can | |
| 338. | Amita Wanar |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | Halfway through her 3rd lap |
| 339. | Jackie Flynn |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | Gave Up on her 3rd coke |
| 340. | Kea Rief |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | Hurled on her 4th Coke |
| 341. | Joni Sullivan |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | Nice shots of her puking on her 3rd coke |
| 342. | Eliana Zimmerman |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | F | | Coca-Cola, can | We ran out of coke on her 2nd lap, but she was gonna give up |
| 343. | josh |
DNF |
Worcester, MA | Post New England's Invitational h... | M | | Natty Ice & Keystone, can | george's friend, ran 2 laps |
| 344. | Andy "Huge Z" Zaleski |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | Pansied Out |
| 345. | Parker Ziegler |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 18 | Coca-Cola, can | Projectile Vom on his last coke |
| 346. | Samuel Shanky |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | No balls |
| 347. | Charlie Hale |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | 2 Cokes, 2nd Lap |
| 348. | Emma West |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | F | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | Gave Up |
| 349. | Joni Sullivan |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | F | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | Got some nice action shots of her puking |
| 350. | Nick Shanky |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | F | 4 | | DQ'd? |
| 351. | Elijah Lucey |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | M | 16 | Coca-Cola, can | 2 cokes, 1 lap |
| 352. | Amita Wanar |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2011 | F | 15 | Coca-Cola, can | On her last lap... |
| 353. | Ian Lutz |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | | | | Pansy |
| 354. | Tyler Keith |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | | | | Failed |
| 355. | Emma Larson |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | | | | At least she didn't cry this year. |
| 356. | Haley Milsark |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | Northampton High School XC Coke M... | | | | Barely tried |
| 357. | Terry |
DNF |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 358. | Tricia |
DNF |
Tufts track, Somerville, MA | Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 359. | Fire in the Hole |
DNF |
McCurdy Track @ Harvard, ... | C3H3 Krusty's Farewell Beer Mile | F | | can | |
| 360. | Jacob Desgres |
DNF |
Northampton, Ma | NHS Coke Mile 2012 | M | | Coca-Cola, can | We ran out of coke so he drank 3, but those laps he ran a 21:30 |