| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Kevin "Meat_Hook" Zimmerman |
6:01.0 |
Springfield, MO | PanterA Beer Mile | M | 23 | Bud Light, can | old record 6:50 |
| 2. | Bryan "Glassman" Glass |
6:22.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 27 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 3. | Patrick Hanson* |
6:26.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 4. | Patrick Hanson |
6:46.0 |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | M | | 1PBR, 1 Coors, can | UNDEFEATED in MO!! |
| 5. | Patrick Hanson* |
6:47.0 |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | M | | FatTire, can | |
| 6. | Tim Cornell |
6:50.0 |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | M | | Coors, can | |
| 7. | Deadliest Man Alive "Vino Zimerelski" |
6:51.0 |
Springfield, MO | Sassfest Beermile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | beast |
| 8. | Eric A |
7:00.0 |
saint joseph, mo | pub ride beer mile | M | 24 | bud heavy, can | |
| 9. | Andy Pele |
7:13.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | Miller Lite, | Miller Lite = 4.2% |
| 10. | Spicmic "Rhino Mcmee" |
7:21.0 |
Springfield, MO | Sassfest Beermile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | taint stroker,63 last lap |
| 11. | Eric Bunch* |
7:25.0 |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | M | | Busch, can | |
| 12. | Karl Gilpin* |
7:28.0 |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | M | | Miller Highlife, bottle | |
| 13. | Keith Cooper |
7:35.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 47 | Budweiser, can | |
| 14. | Rene Monette |
7:42.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 40 | Budweiser, can | |
| 15. | Matt Laye* |
7:44.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | Busch, | |
| 16. | Million Dollar Man "Ass Jizz Asianfuck" |
7:47.0 |
Springfield, MO | Sassfest Beermile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | fuckin pussy |
| 17. | Rob Bence |
7:48.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 27 | Budweiser, can | |
| 18. | Elliot Usher* |
7:54.0 |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | M | | Budweiser, can | |
| 19. | Brad Mc |
7:56.0 |
saint joseph, mo | pub ride beer mile | M | 45 | bud heavy, can | |
| 20. | Eric "Princess" Harper |
8:04.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 46 | Coors, bottle | predicted sub-9 |
| 21. | Rob "RT" Wilhelm |
8:07.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 41 | Budweiser, can | 2005 Champion |
| 22. | Matt Dreier |
8:15.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 23. | Lelande Rehard |
8:17.0 |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | M | | Budweiser, can | Almost got chicked! |
| 24. | Jackie Pearce |
8:21.0 |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | F | | Tallgrass Halcyon Wheat, can | PR |
| 25. | shoe/cody/bryce/bruce |
8:21.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Jan pub ride | | | Budweiser, can | |
| 26. | Louis Reilly* |
8:24.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | Budweiser, | |
| 27. | Fremont Loper |
8:24.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Pub Ride Beer-Mile | M | 43 | budweiser, can | how can the winner be such a loser? |
| 28. | Scumfuck "The Freakho" |
8:28.0 |
Springfield, MO | Sassfest Beermile | M | 21 | Coors, can | Shoulder pads |
| 29. | James "Mr. 5:14" Marino |
8:29.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 27 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | penalty lap on the 4th |
| 30. | Ted Zderic |
8:30.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | Diet Coke, | ** Soda Mile |
| 31. | derek/taminator/krista/tara |
8:30.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Jan pub ride | | | Budweiser, can | |
| 32. | Pat "Just Pat" Shoff |
8:35.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 44 | Budweiser, can | |
| 33. | Rob "Elvis" Wilhelm* |
8:46.0 |
St Louis, MO | St Louis 2005 Beer Mile | M | 40 | Budweiser, can | |
| 34. | Jackie Pearce* |
8:49.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | F | | Budweiser, | |
| 35. | Brian Z |
8:50.0 |
saint joseph, mo | pub ride beer mile | | | bud heavy, can | |
| 36. | Brad M |
9:01.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Pub Ride Beer-Mile | M | 43 | budweiser, can | best mullet, best wreck later during pub ride. |
| 37. | Matt Widzer |
9:19.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 38. | Tony Rigdon* |
9:21.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, | |
| 39. | Matt Laye* |
9:37.0 |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | M | | Busch, can | |
| 40. | Matt Dreier |
9:39.0 |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | M | | Bud Light, can | ** Not 5% |
| 41. | Runs With Dildos |
9:41.0 |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | M | | | |
| 42. | Jackie Pearce* |
9:43.0 |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | F | | Budweiser, can | |
| 43. | Larry "Cuz" Gallen |
9:56.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 43 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | Lap 1 - This is HARD |
| 44. | Michael O |
10:07.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Pub Ride Beer-Mile | M | 23 | budweiser, can | should avoid trash-talking the old guys beforehand |
| 45. | Dave "Chumley" Welsh |
10:10.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 50 | Molson, bottle | 2005 2nd Place |
| 46. | Shitgoose "Diehlio" |
10:18.0 |
Springfield, MO | Sassfest Beermile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | Archie |
| 47. | TuTu Fairy |
10:22.0 |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | M | | | |
| 48. | Luise King |
10:30.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | F | | Diet Coke, | ** Soda Mile |
| 49. | TuTu "TuTu" Fairy |
10:36.0 |
Florissant, MO | Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1 | M | 38 | can | |
| 50. | Mike Denehy |
10:50.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 51. | Postage "Postage" Tramp |
10:52.0 |
Florissant, MO | Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1 | M | | can | |
| 52. | Uwe Lochner |
11:00.0 |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | M | | Budweiser Select, can | |
| 53. | Joe Company* |
11:10.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | Guiness, | |
| 54. | Dave "Poncho" Welsh* |
11:15.0 |
St Louis, MO | St Louis 2005 Beer Mile | M | 50 | Fosters, bottle | |
| 55. | Derek R |
11:27.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Pub Ride Beer-Mile | M | 37 | budweiser, can | not to be confused with other-derek |
| 56. | Just Rob K |
11:34.0 |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | M | | | |
| 57. | Matt Dreier |
11:48.0 |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | M | | Ska True Blonde Ale, can | |
| 58. | Fremont Loper |
12:00.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Jan pub ride | | | Budweiser, can | |
| 59. | Daniel "Danny" Lindaman |
12:05.0 |
Fulton, MO | Post XC Annual Challenge | M | 22 | Natural Light, can | |
| 60. | CoMo Lester |
12:07.0 |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | M | | | |
| 61. | Jim "Tennessee" Behrens |
12:11.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 45 | Coors, can | |
| 62. | Eric "Princess" Harper* |
12:26.0 |
St Louis, MO | St Louis 2005 Beer Mile | M | 45 | Bud Select, bottle | |
| 63. | Bob Walz |
12:58.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 64. | Ratdaddy |
13:00.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Pub Ride Beer-Mile | M | 35 | budweiser, can | fake-puked, ran backwards, crawled, smoking cigarettes |
| 65. | Another Ass-hole |
13:11.0 |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | M | | | |
| 66. | John Walz |
13:12.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 67. | Scott "Scooter" Varwig |
13:25.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 42 | Budweiser, can | |
| 68. | Josh Grotzinger |
14:00.0 |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | M | | Budweiser, bottle | |
| 69. | Kate Chettle |
14:12.0 |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | F | | New Planet Tread Lightly, bottle | |
| 70. | Dribbles n "Dribbles" Spits |
14:22.0 |
Florissant, MO | Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1 | M | 39 | can | |
| 71. | Steve MacIntyre* |
14:30.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | 3 Bud, 1 PBR, | Penalty Lap |
| 72. | Just Matt |
14:35.0 |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | M | | | |
| 73. | Larry "Cuz" Gallen* |
14:43.0 |
St Louis, MO | St Louis 2005 Beer Mile | M | 42 | Bud Select, bottle | |
| 74. | Sam Budzina |
14:52.0 |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | M | | Ska True Blonde Ale, can | Penalty Lap! |
| 75. | Chris Bossman |
14:54.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | M | 40 | Majestic Flight, bottle | |
| 76. | Scott "Scooter" Varwig* |
14:55.0 |
St Louis, MO | St Louis 2005 Beer Mile | M | 41 | Bud Select, bottle | |
| 77. | Just Aaron |
15:06.0 |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | M | | | |
| 78. | Annie A |
16:15.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Pub Ride Beer-Mile | F | 28 | budweiser, can | If she lowers her drinking splits, look out! |
| 79. | Celery "Celery" |
16:51.0 |
Florissant, MO | Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1 | F | 35 | can | |
| 80. | Tamminator |
17:17.0 |
saint joseph, mo | pub ride beer mile | F | | bud heavy, can | |
| 81. | Shits Bricks |
17:22.0 |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | M | | | puked (1 penalty lap) |
| 82. | Carol "Scout" McGuire |
17:49.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | F | 41 | Coors, bottle | #1 Female in Missouri |
| 83. | Jim "JasB" B* |
17:59.0 |
St Louis, MO | St Louis 2005 Beer Mile | M | 44 | Bud Select, bottle | |
| 84. | Chris "Bleedy Gonzalez" B |
18:08.0 |
saint joseph, mo | pub ride beer mile | | | bud heavy, can | |
| 85. | Rui "Brazilian bombshell" |
18:08.0 |
saint joseph, mo | pub ride beer mile | | | bud heavy, can | |
| 86. | Craig "Earl" Harrison* |
18:20.0 |
St Louis, MO | St Louis 2005 Beer Mile | M | 44 | Labatt, bottle | |
| 87. | Ryan Donaldson |
18:47.0 |
Liberty, MO | 2012 Liberty Drunken Turkey Trot | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 88. | Tamminator |
19:45.0 |
saint joseph, mo | Pub Ride Beer-Mile | F | 41 | budweiser, can | "Hey, don't take pictures of teh Tamminator, no!" |
| 89. | Anna "T-Bone (GG)" Sohm |
20:11.0 |
St Louis, MO | St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile | F | 32 | Guinness 15oz, can | #1 Female/Guinness in World |
| 90. | Tanner Bosch |
20:47.0 |
Liberty, MO | 2012 Liberty Drunken Turkey Trot | M | 23 | Coors, can | |
| 91. | Just Kris |
23:00.0 |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | F | | | puked (1 penalty lap) |
| 92. | Melissa Hollon |
32:08.0 |
Liberty, MO | 2012 Liberty Drunken Turkey Trot | F | 23 | Budweiser, can | |
| 93. | Cody G |
DNF |
saint joseph, mo | pub ride beer mile | | | bud heavy, can | |
| 94. | Ratdaddy |
DNF |
saint joseph, mo | pub ride beer mile | | | bud heavy, can | |
| 95. | Casey Cornell |
DNF |
Columbia, MO | Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B... | F | | Coors, can | |
| 96. | Steve MacIntyre* |
DNF |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | | | | |
| 97. | Tom Brinker* |
DNF |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | | | | |
| 98. | F@ck Me "Rudolph" Rudolph |
DNF |
Florissant, MO | Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1 | M | 25 | can | all laps, no time listed |
| 99. | Burning "BA" Asshole |
DNF |
Florissant, MO | Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1 | M | 39 | can | 2 laps |
| 100. | Purple "PMS" Muffin Stuffin |
DNF |
Florissant, MO | Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1 | F | | can | 1 lap |
| 101. | Full Service "FSAS" Ass Station |
DNF |
Florissant, MO | Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1 | F | | can | 1 lap |
| 102. | Michael Gibney |
DNF |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 103. | Just Becky |
DNF |
Columbia, MO | ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee... | F | | | 1 lap completed |
| 104. | Will Megl |
DNF |
Fulton, MO | Post XC Annual Challenge | M | 22 | Natural Light, can | pussy |
| 105. | ratdaddy/fitz/?/? |
DNF |
saint joseph, mo | Jan pub ride | | | Budweiser, can | |
