Beermile.com World Records
Top Beer Mile Performances - Missouri

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Kevin "Meat_Hook" Zimmerman   6:01.0   Springfield, MO PanterA Beer MileM232008Bud Light, can  old record 6:50
2.Bryan "Glassman" Glass   6:22.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM272006Miller Genuine Draft, can  
3.Patrick Hanson*   6:26.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
4.Patrick Hanson   6:46.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M20121PBR, 1 Coors, can  UNDEFEATED in MO!!
5.Patrick Hanson*   6:47.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009FatTire, can  
6.Tim Cornell   6:50.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Coors, can  
7.Deadliest Man Alive "Vino Zimerelski"    6:51.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Keystone Light, can  beast
8.Eric A   7:00.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mileM242012bud heavy, can  
9.Andy Pele   7:13.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Miller Lite,   Miller Lite = 4.2%
10.Spicmic "Rhino Mcmee"    7:21.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Keystone Light, can  taint stroker,63 last lap
11.Eric Bunch*   7:25.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Busch, can  
12.Karl Gilpin*   7:28.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Miller Highlife, bottle  
13.Keith Cooper   7:35.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM472006Budweiser, can  
14.Rene Monette   7:42.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM402006Budweiser, can  
15.Matt Laye*   7:44.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Busch,   
16.Million Dollar Man "Ass Jizz Asianfuck"    7:47.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Keystone Light, can  fuckin pussy
17.Rob Bence   7:48.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM272006Budweiser, can  
18.Elliot Usher*   7:54.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Budweiser, can  
19.Brad Mc   7:56.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mileM452012bud heavy, can  
20.Eric "Princess" Harper   8:04.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM462006Coors, bottle  predicted sub-9
21.Rob "RT" Wilhelm   8:07.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM412006Budweiser, can  2005 Champion
22.Matt Dreier   8:15.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
23.Lelande Rehard   8:17.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Budweiser, can  Almost got chicked!
24.Jackie Pearce   8:21.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...F2012Tallgrass Halcyon Wheat, can  PR
25.shoe/cody/bryce/bruce    8:21.0   saint joseph, mo Jan pub ride2013Budweiser, can  
26.Louis Reilly*   8:24.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Budweiser,   
27.Fremont Loper   8:24.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM432010budweiser, can  how can the winner be such a loser?
28.Scumfuck "The Freakho"    8:28.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Coors, can  Shoulder pads
29.James "Mr. 5:14" Marino   8:29.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM272006Miller Genuine Draft, can  penalty lap on the 4th
30.Ted Zderic   8:30.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Diet Coke,   ** Soda Mile
31.derek/taminator/krista/tara    8:30.0   saint joseph, mo Jan pub ride2013Budweiser, can  
32.eric "EJ" johnson   8:33.0   Springfield, MO Y Not Drink Beer MileM372014budweiser , bottle  
33.Pat "Just Pat" Shoff   8:35.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM442006Budweiser, can  
34.Rob "Elvis" Wilhelm*   8:46.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM402005Budweiser, can  
35.Jackie Pearce*   8:49.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileF2008Budweiser,   
36.Brian Z   8:50.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
37.Zar "The Director" Toolan   8:52.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014ESB Red 5.8%, can  
38.nathan "Nate Dogg" allen   8:58.0   Springfield, MO Y Not Drink Beer MileM332014red's apple ale, can  
39.Brad M   9:01.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM432010budweiser, can  best mullet, best wreck later during pub ride.
40.Tom "The Pajama Man" Marcrander   9:03.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Coors, can  9:03
41.Matt Widzer   9:19.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
42.Tony Rigdon*   9:21.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
43.jason "Ringo" holland   9:29.0   Springfield, MO Y Not Drink Beer MileM432014budweiser, can  
44.Matt Laye*   9:37.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Busch, can  
45.Matt Dreier   9:39.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Bud Light, can  ** Not 5%
46.Runs With Dildos   9:41.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
47.Jackie Pearce*   9:43.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileF2009Budweiser, can  
48.Larry "Cuz" Gallen   9:56.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM432006Miller Genuine Draft, can  Lap 1 - This is HARD
49.Michael O   10:07.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM232010budweiser, can  should avoid trash-talking the old guys beforehand
50.Dave "Chumley" Welsh   10:10.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM502006Molson, bottle  2005 2nd Place
51.Shitgoose "Diehlio"    10:18.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Keystone Light, can  Archie
52.TuTu Fairy   10:22.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
53.kevin "Stewie" stewart   10:27.0   Springfield, MO Y Not Drink Beer MileM342014killian, bottle  
54.Luise King   10:30.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileF2008Diet Coke,   ** Soda Mile
55.dave "The Smaynerator" smay   10:33.0   Springfield, MO Y Not Drink Beer MileM342014budweiser, can  
56.TuTu "TuTu" Fairy   10:36.0   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M382008can  
57.Mike Denehy   10:50.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
58.Postage "Postage" Tramp   10:52.0   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M2008can  
59.Uwe Lochner   11:00.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Budweiser Select, can  
60.Joe Company*   11:10.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Guiness,   
61.Dave "Poncho" Welsh*   11:15.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM502005Fosters, bottle  
62.Eric "Princess" Harper   11:27.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Coors, can  
63.Derek R   11:27.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM372010budweiser, can  not to be confused with other-derek
64.Just Rob K   11:34.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
65.Matt Dreier   11:48.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Ska True Blonde Ale, can  
66.Fremont Loper    12:00.0   saint joseph, mo Jan pub ride2013Budweiser, can  
67.Daniel "Danny" Lindaman   12:05.0   Fulton, MO Post XC Annual ChallengeM222012Natural Light, can  
68.CoMo Lester   12:07.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
69.Jim "Tennessee" Behrens   12:11.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM452006Coors, can  
70.Larry "Cuz" Gallen   12:23.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Bud Select, can  
71.Eric "Princess" Harper*   12:26.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM452005Bud Select, bottle  
72.Joe "Susie Ipod" Walkenbach   12:56.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Budweiser, can  
73.Bob Walz   12:58.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
74.Ratdaddy    13:00.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM352010budweiser, can  fake-puked, ran backwards, crawled, smoking cigarettes
75.Another Ass-hole   13:11.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
76.John Walz   13:12.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
77.Scott "Scooter" Varwig   13:25.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM422006Budweiser, can  
78.Jim "Jas B" Behrens   13:56.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Coors, can  
79.Josh Grotzinger   14:00.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Budweiser, bottle  
80.Kate Chettle   14:12.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...F2012New Planet Tread Lightly, bottle  
81.Dribbles n "Dribbles" Spits   14:22.0   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M392008can  
82.Steve MacIntyre*   14:30.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM20083 Bud, 1 PBR,   Penalty Lap
83.Just Matt   14:35.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
84.Larry "Cuz" Gallen*   14:43.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM422005Bud Select, bottle  
85.Sam Budzina   14:52.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Ska True Blonde Ale, can  Penalty Lap!
86.Chris Bossman   14:54.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM402006Majestic Flight, bottle  
87.Scott "Scooter" Varwig*   14:55.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM412005Bud Select, bottle  
88.Just Aaron   15:06.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
89.Dave "Super Dave" Welsh   15:51.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Bud Ice, can  
90.Annie A   16:15.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileF282010budweiser, can  If she lowers her drinking splits, look out!
91.Celery "Celery"    16:51.0   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1F352008can  
92.Tamminator    17:17.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mileF2012bud heavy, can  
93.Shits Bricks   17:22.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  puked (1 penalty lap)
94.Carol "Scout" McGuire   17:49.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileF412006Coors, bottle  #1 Female in Missouri
95.Jim "JasB" B*   17:59.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM442005Bud Select, bottle  
96.Chris "Bleedy Gonzalez" B   18:08.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
97.Rui "Brazilian bombshell"    18:08.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
98.Craig "Earl" Harrison*   18:20.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM442005Labatt, bottle  
99.Ryan Donaldson   18:47.0   Liberty, MO 2012 Liberty Drunken Turkey TrotM222012Budweiser, can  
100.Brian "Comrade" DeLoriea   19:19.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Bud Ice, can  
101.Tamminator    19:45.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileF412010budweiser, can  "Hey, don't take pictures of teh Tamminator, no!"
102.Anna "T-Bone (GG)" Sohm   20:11.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileF322006Guinness 15oz, can  #1 Female/Guinness in World
103.Tanner Bosch   20:47.0   Liberty, MO 2012 Liberty Drunken Turkey TrotM232012Coors, can  
104.Just Kris   23:00.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...F2009  puked (1 penalty lap)
105.Melissa Hollon   32:08.0   Liberty, MO 2012 Liberty Drunken Turkey TrotF232012Budweiser, can  
106.Cody G   DNF   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
107.Ratdaddy    DNF   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
108.Casey Cornell   DNF   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...F2012Coors, can  
109.Steve MacIntyre*   DNF   Columbia, MO True/False Beer Mile2009  
110.Tom Brinker*   DNF   Columbia, MO True/False Beer Mile2009  
111.F@ck Me "Rudolph" Rudolph   DNF   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M252008can  all laps, no time listed
112.Burning "BA" Asshole   DNF   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M392008can  2 laps
113.Purple "PMS" Muffin Stuffin   DNF   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1F2008can  1 lap
114.Full Service "FSAS" Ass Station   DNF   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1F2008can  1 lap
115.Michael Gibney   DNF   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
116.Just Becky   DNF   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...F2009  1 lap completed
117.Will Megl   DNF   Fulton, MO Post XC Annual ChallengeM222012Natural Light, can  pussy
118.ratdaddy/fitz/?/?    DNF   saint joseph, mo Jan pub ride2013Budweiser, can  







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