Beermile.com World Records
Top Beer Mile Performances - Missouri

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Kevin "Meat_Hook" Zimmerman   6:01.0   Springfield, MO PanterA Beer MileM232008Bud Light, can  old record 6:50
2.Bryan "Glassman" Glass   6:22.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM272006Miller Genuine Draft, can  
3.Patrick Hanson*   6:26.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
4.Patrick Hanson   6:46.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M20121PBR, 1 Coors, can  UNDEFEATED in MO!!
5.Patrick Hanson*   6:47.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009FatTire, can  
6.Tim Cornell   6:50.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Coors, can  
7.Deadliest Man Alive "Vino Zimerelski"    6:51.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Keystone Light, can  beast
8.Eric A   7:00.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mileM242012bud heavy, can  
9.Andy Pele   7:13.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Miller Lite,   Miller Lite = 4.2%
10.Spicmic "Rhino Mcmee"    7:21.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Keystone Light, can  taint stroker,63 last lap
11.Eric Bunch*   7:25.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Busch, can  
12.Karl Gilpin*   7:28.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Miller Highlife, bottle  
13.Keith Cooper   7:35.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM472006Budweiser, can  
14.Rene Monette   7:42.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM402006Budweiser, can  
15.Matt Laye*   7:44.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Busch,   
16.Million Dollar Man "Ass Jizz Asianfuck"    7:47.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Keystone Light, can  fuckin pussy
17.Rob Bence   7:48.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM272006Budweiser, can  
18.Elliot Usher*   7:54.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Budweiser, can  
19.Brad Mc   7:56.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mileM452012bud heavy, can  
20.Eric "Princess" Harper   8:04.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM462006Coors, bottle  predicted sub-9
21.Rob "RT" Wilhelm   8:07.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM412006Budweiser, can  2005 Champion
22.Matt Dreier   8:15.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
23.Lelande Rehard   8:17.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Budweiser, can  Almost got chicked!
24.Jackie Pearce   8:21.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...F2012Tallgrass Halcyon Wheat, can  PR
25.shoe/cody/bryce/bruce    8:21.0   saint joseph, mo Jan pub ride2013Budweiser, can  
26.Louis Reilly*   8:24.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Budweiser,   
27.Fremont Loper   8:24.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM432010budweiser, can  how can the winner be such a loser?
28.Scumfuck "The Freakho"    8:28.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Coors, can  Shoulder pads
29.James "Mr. 5:14" Marino   8:29.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM272006Miller Genuine Draft, can  penalty lap on the 4th
30.Ted Zderic   8:30.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Diet Coke,   ** Soda Mile
31.derek/taminator/krista/tara    8:30.0   saint joseph, mo Jan pub ride2013Budweiser, can  
32.Pat "Just Pat" Shoff   8:35.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM442006Budweiser, can  
33.Rob "Elvis" Wilhelm*   8:46.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM402005Budweiser, can  
34.Jackie Pearce*   8:49.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileF2008Budweiser,   
35.Brian Z   8:50.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
36.Zar "The Director" Toolan   8:52.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014ESB Red 5.8%, can  
37.Brad M   9:01.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM432010budweiser, can  best mullet, best wreck later during pub ride.
38.Tom "The Pajama Man" Marcrander   9:03.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Coors, can  9:03
39.Matt Widzer   9:19.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
40.Tony Rigdon*   9:21.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Pabst Blue Ribbon,   
41.Matt Laye*   9:37.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Busch, can  
42.Matt Dreier   9:39.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileM2009Bud Light, can  ** Not 5%
43.Runs With Dildos   9:41.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
44.Jackie Pearce*   9:43.0   Columbia, MO True/False Beer MileF2009Budweiser, can  
45.Larry "Cuz" Gallen   9:56.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM432006Miller Genuine Draft, can  Lap 1 - This is HARD
46.Michael O   10:07.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM232010budweiser, can  should avoid trash-talking the old guys beforehand
47.Dave "Chumley" Welsh   10:10.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM502006Molson, bottle  2005 2nd Place
48.Shitgoose "Diehlio"    10:18.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM212005Keystone Light, can  Archie
49.TuTu Fairy   10:22.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
50.Luise King   10:30.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileF2008Diet Coke,   ** Soda Mile
51.TuTu "TuTu" Fairy   10:36.0   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M382008can  
52.Mike Denehy   10:50.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
53.Postage "Postage" Tramp   10:52.0   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M2008can  
54.Uwe Lochner   11:00.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Budweiser Select, can  
55.Joe Company*   11:10.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008Guiness,   
56.Dave "Poncho" Welsh*   11:15.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM502005Fosters, bottle  
57.Eric "Princess" Harper   11:27.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Coors, can  
58.Derek R   11:27.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM372010budweiser, can  not to be confused with other-derek
59.Just Rob K   11:34.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
60.Matt Dreier   11:48.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Ska True Blonde Ale, can  
61.Fremont Loper    12:00.0   saint joseph, mo Jan pub ride2013Budweiser, can  
62.Daniel "Danny" Lindaman   12:05.0   Fulton, MO Post XC Annual ChallengeM222012Natural Light, can  
63.CoMo Lester   12:07.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
64.Jim "Tennessee" Behrens   12:11.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM452006Coors, can  
65.Larry "Cuz" Gallen   12:23.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Bud Select, can  
66.Eric "Princess" Harper*   12:26.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM452005Bud Select, bottle  
67.Joe "Susie Ipod" Walkenbach   12:56.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Budweiser, can  
68.Bob Walz   12:58.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
69.Ratdaddy    13:00.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileM352010budweiser, can  fake-puked, ran backwards, crawled, smoking cigarettes
70.Another Ass-hole   13:11.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
71.John Walz   13:12.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
72.Scott "Scooter" Varwig   13:25.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM422006Budweiser, can  
73.Jim "Jas B" Behrens   13:56.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Coors, can  
74.Josh Grotzinger   14:00.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Budweiser, bottle  
75.Kate Chettle   14:12.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...F2012New Planet Tread Lightly, bottle  
76.Dribbles n "Dribbles" Spits   14:22.0   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M392008can  
77.Steve MacIntyre*   14:30.0   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM20083 Bud, 1 PBR,   Penalty Lap
78.Just Matt   14:35.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
79.Larry "Cuz" Gallen*   14:43.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM422005Bud Select, bottle  
80.Sam Budzina   14:52.0   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...M2012Ska True Blonde Ale, can  Penalty Lap!
81.Chris Bossman   14:54.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM402006Majestic Flight, bottle  
82.Scott "Scooter" Varwig*   14:55.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM412005Bud Select, bottle  
83.Just Aaron   15:06.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  
84.Dave "Super Dave" Welsh   15:51.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Bud Ice, can  
85.Annie A   16:15.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileF282010budweiser, can  If she lowers her drinking splits, look out!
86.Celery "Celery"    16:51.0   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1F352008can  
87.Tamminator    17:17.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mileF2012bud heavy, can  
88.Shits Bricks   17:22.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...M2009  puked (1 penalty lap)
89.Carol "Scout" McGuire   17:49.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileF412006Coors, bottle  #1 Female in Missouri
90.Jim "JasB" B*   17:59.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM442005Bud Select, bottle  
91.Chris "Bleedy Gonzalez" B   18:08.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
92.Rui "Brazilian bombshell"    18:08.0   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
93.Craig "Earl" Harrison*   18:20.0   St Louis, MO St Louis 2005 Beer MileM442005Labatt, bottle  
94.Ryan Donaldson   18:47.0   Liberty, MO 2012 Liberty Drunken Turkey TrotM222012Budweiser, can  
95.Brian "Comrade" DeLoriea   19:19.0   St Louis, MO St. LouisM2014Bud Ice, can  
96.Tamminator    19:45.0   saint joseph, mo Pub Ride Beer-MileF412010budweiser, can  "Hey, don't take pictures of teh Tamminator, no!"
97.Anna "T-Bone (GG)" Sohm   20:11.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileF322006Guinness 15oz, can  #1 Female/Guinness in World
98.Tanner Bosch   20:47.0   Liberty, MO 2012 Liberty Drunken Turkey TrotM232012Coors, can  
99.Just Kris   23:00.0   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...F2009  puked (1 penalty lap)
100.Melissa Hollon   32:08.0   Liberty, MO 2012 Liberty Drunken Turkey TrotF232012Budweiser, can  
101.Cody G   DNF   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
102.Ratdaddy    DNF   saint joseph, mo pub ride beer mile2012bud heavy, can  
103.Casey Cornell   DNF   Columbia, MO Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta B...F2012Coors, can  
104.Steve MacIntyre*   DNF   Columbia, MO True/False Beer Mile2009  
105.Tom Brinker*   DNF   Columbia, MO True/False Beer Mile2009  
106.F@ck Me "Rudolph" Rudolph   DNF   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M252008can  all laps, no time listed
107.Burning "BA" Asshole   DNF   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1M392008can  2 laps
108.Purple "PMS" Muffin Stuffin   DNF   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1F2008can  1 lap
109.Full Service "FSAS" Ass Station   DNF   Florissant, MO Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1F2008can  1 lap
110.Michael Gibney   DNF   Columbia, MO First Annual Missouri Beer MileM2008  
111.Just Becky   DNF   Columbia, MO ComoTION HHH Independence Day Bee...F2009  1 lap completed
112.Will Megl   DNF   Fulton, MO Post XC Annual ChallengeM222012Natural Light, can  pussy
113.ratdaddy/fitz/?/?    DNF   saint joseph, mo Jan pub ride2013Budweiser, can  







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