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Top Beer Mile Performances - Ontario, Canada

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Sean Wade*   5:40.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
2.Dan Michaluk*   5:42.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
3.Rob "Cuzin" Asselstine   5:42.0   Whitby, ON 2014 Whitby ClassicM222014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  355ml beers. PB. Nearly puked on the final stretch, but thought his pace was slower than it was. Will be back with a vengeance
4.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
5.Jeff "Tummy rubs" Mountjoy   5:48.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M232013Laker, can  5 second PB to maintain winning streak (now 11 straight)
6.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
7.Dan Michaluk*   5:49.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
8.Cape Man   5:49.7   London, ON London October 29th Beer Mile202014Budweiser, can  
9.Jeff "Neck-beard" Mountjoy   5:51.0   Whitby, ON 2014 Whitby ClassicM242014Laker Lager, can  Smooth performance, seasonal best
10.Dave "Thunderwolf" Cybulski*   5:52.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M222007Keiths, can  Another well earned PB, and the debut of the year for Dave took his PB down 8 seconds
11.Cape Man   5:52.3   London, ON London October 18th Beer MileM202014Old Milwaukee, can  
12.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   5:54.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Carling Black Label, can  PB & Record (sub-6)
13.Dan Michaluk*   5:55.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
14.Dan Michaluk*   5:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
15.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
16.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
17.Jim Gignac*   5:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
18.Dave "The Thunderwolf" Cybulski   6:00.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M212006Keith's, can  Must be one of the fastest debuts ever.
19.Ian Fallas*   6:01.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
20.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:01.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB, breaks previous record
21.Rob "Aussie Rob" Whitmill   6:04.0   London, ON Rob's Birthday Beer MileM332014Budweiser, can  
22.Mike "mulleteer" Logue   6:04.9   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004Labatt Genuine Draft, can  New record, PB, reclaims the throne
23.Adam "defending champ" Lalonde   6:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, break former record
24.Dan Michaluk*   6:05.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
25.Dan Michaluk*   6:07.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
26.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   6:07.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Carling Black Label, can  Defending Champ
27.Dan Michaluk*   6:10.5   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
28.Dan Michaluk*   6:11.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
29.Shaun Lavell*   6:11.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
30.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:12.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Labatt 50, can  PB
31.Dan Michaluk*   6:17.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
32.Ian Fallas*   6:18.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
33.Dan Hennigar*   6:20.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
34.Ian Fallas*   6:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
35.Ian Fallas*   6:21.5   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
36.Jeff Mountjoy*   6:21.7   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M222013Lakeport Honey, can  splits: 14.1, 70.5, 15.2, 80.4, 18.2, 82.7, 19.3, 81.4
37.David "C-Money" Cashin   6:23.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Busch Ice, can  PB for the Pembroke stud drinking 5.5% beer
38.Jeff Mountjoy   6:25.0   Kingston, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 3M222013Busch, can  3rd beer mile in 3 days. Estimated proper distance because of short track. 3 beers were consumed 1h prior
39.Ian Fallas*   6:27.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
40.Jeff "Tummy Rubs" Mountjoy*   6:27.5   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M222013Lakeport Honey, can  nearly puked after 4th. Splits: 14.3, 78.9, 14.4, 81.6, 18.6, 80.3, 16.0, 83.5
41.Chris "Christmasgibbon" Fitzgibbon   6:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Laker, can  Big PB. Exciting projectile vomit right at the finish line
42.Mike "muleteer?" Logue   6:29.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
43.Dan Michaluk*   6:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
44.Jim Wardle*   6:32.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
45.Andrew "Dad" Yorke   6:32.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M202009Schlitz, can  
46.Rob "Buttdarts" Asselstine   6:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  Started conservative thinking the leaders would fade more
47.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
48.Mr. Pink   6:37.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.3M332014Laker, can  PB! 3rd BM in 5 days. Two previous on Tallboys, followed by 355ml celebratory beers convinced him of possibilities. Absolutely flat out, worse leg pain than only 10k race the next day.
49.Robert "Subtle Intellectual" Kitz*   6:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Keith's, can  First Time
50.Adam Lalonde*   6:37.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Former champ
51.Shane Lavell*   6:37.8   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
52.Darl Sutherland    6:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM342013Canadian, Budweizer, Stella, can  Stick with one beer
53.Josh "camel" Smith*   6:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M182003Steeler, can  record
54.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:39.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Molson Export, can  PB
55.Graham Frank*   6:40.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
56.Pat "kapral killa" Menzies*   6:40.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Big Wheel, bottle  
57.Rhys Trenhaille*   6:41.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
58.Jeff "Dahmer" Archer   6:41.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Coors Banquet, can  Huge 5 minute PB. Ran last minute to silence the doubters
59.Seanna Robinson*   6:42.0   Hamilton, ON F1997  
60.Dan Michaluk*   6:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
61.Steve Dewan*   6:44.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
62.Chris "The Lightweight" Hartman   6:44.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M212006Canadian, can  Continues his ascent up the all time lists.
63.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:45.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
64.David Dame*   6:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
65.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB
66.Jacob "Double horseshoe" Cameron   6:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Laker, can  Incredible debut, putting arch nemesis Wilkie to shame
67.Mocha "Grip it and rip it" Coffee   6:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M272013Budweiser, can  Incredible debut for the marathoner
68.Mike Joyce*   6:47.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
69.Bryan Groot   6:48.0   London, ON Rob's Birthday Beer Mile2014Budweiser, can  
70.Hugh Wiley*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
71.Chris Booth*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
72.Mr. Pink   6:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M332013Laker, can  VERY near puke multiple times, spent 10 mins after finishing hunched over storm drain
73.Marco "Veteran" Li*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Lost it in the last Lap
74.Vitamin "T-Bone" B   6:48.0   Whitby, ON 2014 Whitby ClassicM242014Big Wheel Deluxe Amber, bottle  355ml, Personal best time, but a slow last lap cost him a good time
75.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
76.Tom Jones*   6:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IVM1992  
77.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:52.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
78.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
79.Jon Francis*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
80.Greg Dailey*   6:53.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
81.Jon 'Hoover'*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
82.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
83.David Dame*   6:54.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
84.Jason Lewis*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
85.Shawn Brady*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
86.Darren Mark*   6:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
87.Dave Gibbon*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IIM1990  
88.Jon Francis*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
89.Seanna Robinson*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
90.Jeff Haller*   6:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
91.Jim Wardle*   6:57.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
92.Shawn Brady*   6:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
93.Jason Lewis*   7:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
94.Rob Dunlap   7:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
95.Mr. Pink   7:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M332013Laker, can  (Finally) a Hogtown H4 record
96.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt   7:01.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM202004Old Mill, can  
97.Matt Kalisz*   7:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Yankee Jim, can  
98.Kris Johnson*   7:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
99.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt*   7:04.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M202003Canadian, can  
100.Darren Mark*   7:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Just call me Pre
101.Chris Booth*   7:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
102.Robb "the skier" Martin   7:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M212009variety pack, can  next time arrive on time and bring your own beer!!
103.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert   7:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM252007can  
104.Adam Lalonde   7:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
105.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   7:05.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB
106.Lee Appleby*   7:06.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM192003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile! Lots of puking afterwards
107.Nithin Akkarayi   7:06.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
108.Scott "the snake" Arnald   7:06.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Blue, can  PB
109.Scott "The new A-C" Arnald   7:07.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  PB
110.Chris Booth*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
111.Adam Blackadder*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
112.Michael "boner" Bown   7:07.0   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM372008Moosehead, bottle  
113.Matt McInnes*   7:08.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
114.Shawn Brady*   7:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
115.Jake De Biasi   7:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
116.Wesley    7:10.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
117.Wesley McNamara   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Yankee Jim, can  PB, what an animal!
118.Matt McInnes*   7:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
119.Shawn Brady*   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
120.Greg Carnes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
121.Mike Forbes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
122.Felix "purple drank" Lafontant   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Canadian, can  It's amazing he was standing after 4 beers
123.Mark "Heart" Halls   7:12.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M192004can  Ran with a purple cape, puked extremely after
124.Steve Dewan*   7:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
125.Robertson "Creed" Gibb   7:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M222009Schiltz, can  
126.Chris Van de Water*   7:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
127.Bob "BJ" Julian   7:14.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM502008Canadian, bottle  
128.Sean Bowen   7:15.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M192009Schiltz, can  
129.Michal Kapral*   7:17.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Molson Canadian, can  PB
130.Matt Cuddy   7:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM212010Schlitz, can  crazy virgin
131.Mike Joyce*   7:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
132.RA    7:18.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
133.Shawn Brady*   7:18.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
134.Derek Yveny*   7:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
135.Kip "is fit" Arlidge   7:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Old Milwaukee, can  Debut. The flow lead him to a fast time
136.Mr. Pink   7:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M332013Laker, can  First non-PB. Coming ever closer to puking
137.Matt "Stricky" Strickland*   7:20.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM222005Labatt 50, can  PB
138.Derek Caveny*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
139.Derek Caveney*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
140.Mike Kemp*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
141.Andrew Imrie*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
142.David Dame*   7:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM302003Labatt's Blue, can  Upset by the Rookie
143.Shawn Brady*   7:22.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
144.Rob Dunlap   7:22.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM242011Molson M, can  
145.Mark Linseman*   7:22.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  
146.Andrew "Scootsie" Dauphinais   7:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Budweiser, can  Down with OPP
147.Graeme Hamilton*   7:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
148.Darl Sutherland   7:26.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM332012Canadian, can  1st Place
149.Brandon Laan*   7:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  I don't even drink!
150.Matt Twiddy*   7:27.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
151.Mike "Moose" Percival   7:28.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M212009Schiltz, can  
152.Doyle "The Great One" Brown   7:29.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M422014Steamwhistle, can  
153.Phil Dempsey*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
154.Jeff Kabfleisch*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM1993  
155.Mike "Iowa" Mott   7:30.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M182004can  Ran with elementary school get up on, didn't puke
156.Anthony Joyce*   7:30.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
157.Christopher "Moults" Moulton*   7:30.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt Crystal, can  Top Outside Competition
158.Travis "naked miler" Cummings   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
159.Jon Francis*   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
160.Greg Carnes*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
161.Matt Forhand*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
162.Darl Sutherland   7:32.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM342012Moosehead, can  First Place
163.Mr. Pink   7:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M322013Laker, can  Not a H4 record
164.Chris "C Nags Run" Nagle*   7:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Closed Strongly
165.Chris "Lefty" Coons   7:34.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M312004Corona, bottle  Rookie Mile, He's got some potential!
166.Mark Linseman*   7:35.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  Callaghan would have made me work for this one
167.Jared "Rico Suave" Thomson*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Steeler, can  Good Showing
168.Jeff Haller*   7:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
169.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
170.Dave Doyle*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
171.Tony Castelli*   7:35.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
172.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
173.Chris Booth*   7:35.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
174.April ""Killer B #1"" Boultbee   7:36.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Sleeman's Honey Brown, can  
175.Matt McInnes*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
176.Eddie Hawkeswood*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
177.Ken McAlpine   7:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M342006Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, facility milk record!
178.Nicole Dwyer*   7:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileF272003Upper Canada, can  Rookie Mile, lots of puking afterwards
179.Rob "Champ" Kitz   7:39.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Keith's, can  Took it on the last lap
180.Alberto Picard   7:39.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM212011  
181.Doyle "The Great One" Brown   7:40.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M412013Steam whistle, can  
182.Mike Callaghan*   7:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM232003Carlsberg, can  jean shorts, KISS t-shirt
183.Tom Wallace*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
184.Matt McInnes*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
185.Ian Fallas*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
186.David Doyle*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
187.Tyson "College" Loney   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M222013Canadian, can  Huge improvement attributed to many simulations in the week prior
188.Michael "Booby" Biancchi   7:40.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM282008Canadian, bottle  
189.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman   7:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lonestar, can  Lost it on the last lap
190.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings*   7:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M202005Labatt Blue Pilsner, can  Bad Outing
191.Mark Linseman*   7:42.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Carling Black Label / Lakeport Pilsner, can  Borrowed beer
192.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:43.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :27,:70,:39,:81,:45,:85,:52,:79
193.Jake [Unknown]*   7:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
194.Dave Keeley*   7:44.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Puked at the end
195.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   7:44.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Carlsberg, can  
196.Atta Boy   7:45.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M472013Laker, can  Didn't cool his beer enough. 4th quickest Hogtown BM in history
197.Tyler Calendar*   7:45.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM212001Stroh's, can  
198.Ian Fallas*   7:45.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
199.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck*   7:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM262005Moosehead, can  Rookie
200.Mark Wismer*   7:45.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM252005Old Milwaukee, can  Undefeated beer miler
201.Mark Wismer*   7:46.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM242004Old Milwaukee, can  I should have been a sprinter
202.Paul Mitchell*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
203.Rob Berg*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
204.Thomas Ferguson*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
205.Greg Carnes*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
206.Mr. Pink   7:46.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M332013Laker, can  Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
207.Shawn Brady*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
208.Cole "side-winder" Anderson   7:46.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M192009canadian, bottle  5 sec. penalty for spitting up beer. impressive race for a first timer, but should potentially be disqualified. Because it's your first time we wont DQ you, but next time I wont be so generous.
209.Wesely McNamara   7:47.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Molson Canadian, can  New Record!!
210.Jeff Haller*   7:47.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
211.Colin Lawrence   7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Budweiser, can  
212.Just Sheldon   7:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M252013Steamwhistle, can  Future champion. German rugby porn. Last lap undoubted quickest in H4 history
213.Whitey "Laura's friend"    7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M2005can  Rookie
214.Jon "JD" Dow   7:49.0   Barrie, ON Bottoms up beer mileM232011budweiser, can  
215.Chris Booth*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
216.Derek Caveny*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
217.Rob Thompson*   7:50.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM202004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm Mark's sprint
218.Danny Matthews*   7:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
219.Mark Linseman*   7:51.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  led race until 4th beer
220.Josh Hollowell*   7:51.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Great first outing
221.Croker Nick   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Laker, can  
222.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF332005Alexander Keith's, can  
223.Courtney "Tank" Kirkby*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F192005Heineken, can  Rough second lap, 4th lap was glory
224.Andrew Imrie*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
225.Michael    7:53.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
226.Aaron Cooper   7:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
227.Michael Doyle   7:53.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM312011Budweiser, can  Beer mile debut
228.Matt "Strick" Strickland   7:54.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Rookie, running his mouth
229.Mr. Pink   7:54.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M322013Keith's IPA, can  
230.Rich "b-ball" Garton*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M192003Canadian, can  
231.Dan Hackett*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
232.Bill "Moker" Cocks   7:54.3   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M192003Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, huge dong
233.Taylor Milne*   7:55.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer Mile1998  
234.Allan Pribaz*   7:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
235.Jack "jackass" Ross*   7:56.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM192007carling, can  
236.Mark "short-shorts" Linseman   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  
237.Kathie Zeman   7:57.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Laker, can  
238.Daniel Hackett*   7:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
239.Kevin "Smitty" Smith   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Blue, can  PB
240.P Amesbury*   7:57.3   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
241.Kevin "Smith" Smith   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M232004can  PB, triathlete finally steps up
242.Mark Linsemen   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008laker, can  
243.Mr. Pink   7:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.4M332014Red Racer, can  WR: Sub -20°C, WR: Sub 0°F, WR: Red Racer. Picked 6.5% beer to aid non-freezing. Both Beer 3 & 4 at least partially slush, which he's blaming for double near vomit. Red Racer is not Beer Mile beer! 4th BM in 8 days.
244.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm beginner's luck
245.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
246.Ken Man*   7:58.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
247.Karl Saidla*   7:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
248.Rob "Big Easy" Mitchell   7:59.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicM342005Molson Canadian, can  
249.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:59.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM222004Canadian, can  
250.Mike Bailey*   7:59.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
251.Julia Thomas*   7:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
252.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee*   8:00.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Steamwhistle, can  
253.JJonathan    8:00.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Amsterdam Natural Blonde Lager, bottle  PB!
254.Gabriel Piper*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
255.Erik Yuill*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
256.Ryan McKenzie*   8:00.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
257.Michiel Van Hooreweder   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
258.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   8:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Keith's, can  
259.Derek Caveny*   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
260.John Turner*   8:02.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
261.Julia Thomas*   8:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
262.Jon Francis*   8:03.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
263.Cam Sylvester*   8:03.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
264.Jay "lepricon" D*   8:04.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM202007carling, can  
265.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman*   8:04.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Lonestar, can  First Timer
266.Kerry MacKelvie*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
267.Peter M*   8:05.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Puked A LOT at the end
268.Chris "Multi-tasker" Brens*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Miller/Moosehead/Steeler, can  Ran with aviators
269.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   8:05.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM202005Carling Black Label, can  
270.Chris "CNagsRun" Nagle   8:06.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M232006Canadian, can  *Puker. Victim of the dreaded 4th lap.
271.Michael Doyle   8:07.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
272.Doo Hickey    8:08.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
273.Hanza "AJ" Jafri   8:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Milk
274.Nick "The Stick" Croker*   8:08.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M212007Laker, can  Another well run race, and destroyed Kip Sigsworth time, which he is proud of. The pre race training at Kenga's the Thursday before really helped.
275.Mark Linseman*   8:08.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM202005Stroh's Lager, can  
276.Andrew Williams*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
277.Shawn Brady*   8:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
278.Adam Blackadder*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
279.Nithin Matthews   8:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
280.Andrew Williams*   8:09.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
281.Rob Fegan*   8:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
282.Dan Polakoff*   8:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M182002Stroh's, can  Puked EVEN MORE at the end
283.Kristjan "Cougar" Hunter   8:10.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011  New Iroquois Falls record
284.Dave "deeps" Dipiero*   8:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M212003Canadian, can  
285.Matt "thrower" Harris*   8:10.2   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M182003Canadian, can  
286.Mike Stockermans   8:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
287.Mike Kemp*   8:12.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
288.Ben "Coop" Cooper   8:12.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  What a champ.
289.Adam Miller   8:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
290.Atta Boy   8:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M472013Laker, can  Made it look too easy and wanted to FRB own trail after
291.Jon Francis*   8:14.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
292.David "Defending Champ." Dame   8:14.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M352008Labbat's Blue, can  Getting faster with age
293.Colin "Little" Lawrence   8:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Moosehead Lager, can  
294.Eric Bradshaw   8:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Coca-Cola, can  
295.Chad Yurich*   8:15.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
296.Scott "Captin Canada" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM232008Carling, bottle  2nd beer pukage
297.Brian "Trackgroupie" Henderson   8:15.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM192005old Milwaukee, can  
298.Scott "the shitter" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  second beer mile
299.Dave "Double Bellybuster" *   8:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM392012Budweiser, can  
300.Graham O'Hagen*   8:16.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
301.Tom Wallace*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
302.Rory Blackadder*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1999  
303.Brandon Whitby*   8:18.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
304.Felix Eigenbrod*   8:18.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
305.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck   8:18.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M262006Chocolate Milk,   Milk rookie, Breaks previous record
306.Corin Lohman*   8:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...1999  
307.Dustin "DD" Doan   8:20.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  PB, peaked nicely
308.Dan S.*   8:20.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
309.John "Booter" Booth*   8:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
310.Mike Minor   8:20.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM212006Budweiser, can  didnt puke....until the colt 45 went down
311.Manny "Reebdog" Bonilla   8:20.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Canadian, bottle  
312.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Finally broke the 2nd place curse
313.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM222005Old Milwaukee, can  I love 2nd
314.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes   8:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M222005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
315.Derek Caveny*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
316.Geoff MacGillivray*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
317.Mr. Pink   8:22.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M332013Laker, can  Only non-PB, somewhat incredibly given the frigidness. Reclaims BM crown - several moments threatening to be horizontal on icy curves
318.Bryan "Who is this guy?" Moore*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M232005Canadian, can  No one knows who this guy is...
319.Craig Burkett*   8:23.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :22,:76,:46,:92,:46,:91,:48,:82 (Naked 400m winner)
320.Mike "Asmo" Asmussen   8:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  He was the sleeper of the group. He kept his mouth shut and let everyone else do the talking before the race. When it came to race time, he took the bronze in style. Quite an impressive debut.
321.Ryan Wight   8:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Lakeport, can  PB
322.Just Sheldon   8:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M232013Steamwhistle, can  Found out pushing 100% isn't the way to improve BM PBs. Walked in places.
323.Michael "Bovice" Bentley   8:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M232013Lakeport Honey, can  Big improvement to beat his GF's PB
324.Dave Tobin*   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
325.Colin Dignum*   8:25.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
326.Scott Manktelow*   8:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M1995  
327.Mike "Mallette" Mallette   8:25.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM182004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
328.Craig B   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
329.Mike Callaghan*   8:25.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM222002Export, can  ran last 100 metres naked
330.Chris M.*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
331.Matt McInnes*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
332.Danny Matthews   8:26.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M192006Labbat's Blue, can  
333.Klay "Meat sweats" Patersun   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M242013PC Genuine Lager, can  Also big PB wearing street clothes
334.Rob Auld*   8:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM1993  
335.Ryan MacKenzie*   8:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
336.Peter McClelland*   8:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Fuck I Hate Second Place
337.Pat "Cooker" Cook   8:27.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM182004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked up dinner during 4th beer
338.Jeffrey "Big Jeff" Goodyear   8:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM222007Coors??, bottle  THE CHAMPION
339.Apex "no brakes" Slutton   8:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Budweiser, can  Rough showing for what is normally a consistent contender. Made up for it as host of the after party
340.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
341.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
342.Ryan O'Hagan*   8:29.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
343.Josh "camel" Smith   8:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM182004Steeler, can  penalty lap
344.Will Argue   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M2013Labatt Blue, can  
345.Matt Cameron*   8:30.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
346.Mark Arnott*   8:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
347.Bill Budgell*   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
348.Andrew Garsch*   8:30.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
349.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   8:30.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM452009Carlsberg, can  
350. Gerardo Reyes   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M372012Labbat's Blue, can  Strong debut performance!
351.Reuben Bakker*   8:31.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
352.Mark Linseman*   8:31.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Export, can  
353.Chris Yip   8:32.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M472013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
354.Paul Wilson*   8:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
355.Brett "Fergalicious" Ferguson   8:32.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007in a blueish can, can  #1 Loser!
356.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee*   8:33.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Steamwhistle, can  PB
357.Aubrey Oldham*   8:33.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
358.David Dame*   8:33.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M312004Labbat's Blue, can  Barely got around without....
359.Emie "Monsoon" Ukwuoma*   8:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, 1st sprinter
360.Dan Radkowiec*   8:34.6   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
361.Mark Linseman*   8:35.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  
362.Melanie "Killer B#2" Boultbee   8:36.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF332005Alexander Keith's, can  
363.Tom Jones*   8:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
364.Dave Clark   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M322012Budweiser, can  Great debut; Robbed by a hint of form... penalty lap
365.Martin Rydlo*   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
366.Jon Russell*   8:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
367.Rich Benko*   8:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005Molson Dry, can  Rookie, 5.5% abv
368.Ashley Lawrence   8:38.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM332009Mill Street Stock Ale, bottle  winner of inaugural Rat Beer Mile
369.Chuck "Kev's buddy" Buckingham   8:40.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M242004can  Rookie
370.Ashley Lawrence   8:40.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Moosehead Lager, can  Slower than last year by 2 seconds
371.Allan Pribaz*   8:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
372.Derek Congram*   8:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
373.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   8:43.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF392011Grasshopper, can  
374.Ian "rather drink in rez than at an amazing k" Boyce   8:43.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Canadian, can  puke, rookie mile
375.Peter McClelland*   8:43.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm beginners luck
376.Dave Doran   8:43.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M282010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
377.Bill M.*   8:46.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
378.Mr. Pink   8:47.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M332014Laker, can  Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
379.Dave "DoubleBellyBuster"    8:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M2011Budweiser, can  
380.Avi Goldfarb*   8:47.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
381.Kathy "The Lush" Zeman   8:49.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF302005Alexander Keith's, can  
382.Lisa Bradley   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Michal's 40th BirthdayF342012Molson Canadian, can  
383.Alessandro Zavatti   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM212011Molson M, can  
384.Brendan Beamish*   8:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Wore some short ass shorts
385.Jared "JT" Thomson   8:50.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM192004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
386.Katie "Ladyk" Horricks*   8:50.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F182006Canadian, can  Rookie, womens record (solo 4-beer)
387.Kevin Inwood*   8:51.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
388.Mark Linseman*   8:51.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM172002Export, can  
389.Lucas "Lubey" Peterson   8:51.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Brava, can  Went balls-to-the-wall and puked on the second lap. Basically chose to run a chunder 2k
390.JJonathan    8:52.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM412009Molson Canadian, can  
391.Steve McDougall*   8:52.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M322004Busch, can  Rookie Performance, nice.
392.Celeste McPhee*   8:53.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
393.Mr. Pink   8:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M332013Laker, can  Lost perfect record the way he would have wanted. Not trying but pushing Sheldon just enough to ensure new victor spent post-race in the bushes while Pink downed the rest of the beer
394.Jeff "fist-pump" Behan   8:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Canadian, can  First race in over a year. BEHAN'S BACK
395.Jon Pace*   8:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
396.Dave Harju*   8:55.2   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M1995  
397.Justin Pozin   8:57.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M332013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
398.Shawn Brady*   8:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
399.John Spence*   8:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
400.Mark Mountjoy   8:58.9   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M252013Carling, can  4.9%, 3:30 faster than PB
401.Jon Francis*   8:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
402.Dustin "Double D" Doan*   8:59.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Schlitz, can  1st race of the year
403.Kevin "Turtle" Tearle   8:59.8   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Canadian, bottle  
404.Aaron Montgomery*   9:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
405.Mark Finiello   9:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
406.Mike O'Conner   9:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M2009Old Milwaukee, can  excellent race, especially for a Masters racer.
407.Heather "Hutch's Date" Austin*   9:00.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F232006Stella Artois, can  1st womens 3-beer
408.Paul "Swandive" Felix   9:00.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Candiave, bottle  some foam regurgitation
409.Tyler Murphy*   9:01.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
410.Steve Bursey*   9:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
411.Chris Yip   9:01.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014482014  
412.Rowland Kriesig*   9:01.3   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
413.Kevin "Smith" Smith*   9:01.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Dated & shitty?
414.Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher   9:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2220092 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  He delivers the mail and looks delicious in pink tights
415.Erick Feltham*   9:02.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
416.Chris Demerse   9:02.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M292010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
417.Brad Ferguson*   9:03.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
418.Joel Reid*   9:03.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
419.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   9:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Kokanee, can  
420.Reuben Bakker*   9:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
421.Remko Noteboom*   9:05.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
422.Matt Demeo*   9:06.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  First in the rower division
423.Alex "Ja-BRAUN" Wilkie   9:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Steamwhistle, can  Despite a super fast final quarter, couldn't handle Cameron's skills in his debut
424.Max "Turbo" PAIN*   9:09.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M262013Molson Canadian, can  First attempt in several years
425.Geoff MacGillivray*   9:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
426.Dave Keeley*   9:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Best Projectile Vomit
427.Mark Mountjoy   9:10.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M252013Carling, can  4.9%; 2nd beer mile in 2 days
428.Nigel Gray*   9:10.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
429.Mr. Pink   9:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.5M332014Laker 473ml, can  Why in the living fuck did I not use my go to BM beer in my first 2 Tallboy Mile attempts? VERY nearly quit on beer #3. As far as we can tell, Tallboy WR
430.Erick Feltham*   9:11.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
431.Mark Tagliaferri*   9:12.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Kicked Kelly's ass
432.Courtland Morris   9:12.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M182006Labbat's Blue, can  
433.Fred Zettler*   9:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
434.Sarah "G $" Giovanetti   9:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...F192009Schiltz, can  
435.Paul Monczka   9:14.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
436.Caroline Shilhan*   9:14.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
437.Ryan Kelly*   9:15.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Very proud to not puke
438.Sylvan Williams*   9:15.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile1998  
439.Jonathon "Kirkalicious" Kirk   9:16.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007Canadian??, bottle  At least he beat the girls...
440.Tyrone "Tyrobinhood" Welchinski   9:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2020092 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  Called DNF guy "Peggy Sue" everytime he lapped him, which was often, a PB, also down with OPP
441.Mathew Newcombe*   9:17.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM222004Canadian, can  
442.Adam Miller*   9:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :13,:72,:53,:96,:67,:102,:73,:81
443.Reuben Dr*   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
444.Keanu "Willy" Reeves   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Old Milwaukee, can  Top sprinter on the day - a strong showing
445.Nick "The Rook" Hurrell   9:18.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M252008Budweiser, can  Impressive first mile.
446.Jaysun "Ginger" Piper   9:18.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  A real champion here. First ever try. Representing all the gingers of the world. Beats the Town's best time. Felt like a pile of dog shit after
447.Chanson Brumme*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...2000  
448.Jacob Wall*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
449.Michael Dede   9:19.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Robert Simpson Confederation Ale, bottle  1st Beer Mile
450.Cletus Iserhoff   9:20.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM352010old milwaukee, can  Haha! Watermelon! Impressive PB.
451.Jason Leist*   9:20.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
452.Joan Post*   9:20.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
453.Pissing Doucheman    9:20.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M262014Laker Lager, can  PB
454.Melanie ""Killer B #2"" Boultbee   9:22.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Sleeman's Honey Brown, can  
455.Colin "pitiful" Lawrence   9:23.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  Penalty lap - 57sec
456.Kathy "Z" Zeman*   9:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Heineken, can  
457.Joel Montgomery*   9:24.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
458.Shae Salovaara*   9:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...1995  
459.Peter Laratta*   9:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :18,:83,:40,:125,:59,:83,:77,:80
460.Jeremy Dunlop   9:25.9   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM352011Labatt Blue, can  This beast flew in from Edmonton just for this race, arrived in his ballin rental car and won his first beer mile in his first attempt. He then celebrated by barfing up all 4 beers in one shot
461.Tom Wallace*   9:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
462.Kyle Dunlop   9:26.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM282011Labatt Blue, can  Couldn't afford shoes because he had to buy a class beer like Labatt Blue. Unable to become a two time winner because his older brother showed up
463.Mike Harris*   9:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
464.Tim "Need More Practice" Andrew   9:27.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M442008Budweiser, can  Leading until the final lap, then the penalty came.
465.Claire "I'm an Aussie, of course I can drink" Collin   9:28.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Canadian, can  
466.David Dame   9:28.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M312005Labbat's Blue, can  Slow Time..Boo..Hisss
467.Mike "Birchy" Birch   9:29.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M252011Molson Canadian, can  Absolute warrior, battled back from a brutal performance last year when he felt like a girl and/or pussy. Once again feeling victory in his blood.
468.Jeff "wheels" May(fontaine)*   9:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M2003Canadian, can  
469.Ciaran Carter*   9:29.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Carlsberg, can  penalty lap, Iron Maiden shirt
470.Pissing Doucheman   9:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M262013Laker, can  PB - kudos for improving by 2 seconds despite 3/4 of track being covered in ice
471.Peter McClelland   9:30.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
472.Darryl Irwin*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
473.Thomas Kopler*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
474.Pissing Doucheman   9:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M262013Laker, can  Tried to track his run on Strava by leaving his phone at the start line. Third different Hogtown BM champion. Was trying for sub 9. Was on for well sub 8 before final beer meltdown.
475.Alan Oldham*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
476.Gord Welsch*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
477.Kevin Beatty*   9:32.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
478.??? "douche" ??   9:32.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM202007carling, can  
479.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:33.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011Red Bull, bottle  
480.Keith "Barnyard" B   9:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
481.Scott Spicer*   9:33.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
482.Mike Callaghan*   9:33.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM272006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  (Penalty) Flew in from Namibia for race
483.Katie Shaw*   9:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F182003Old Milwaukee, can  Rookie Phenom
484.Uri Gorodzinsky   9:36.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
485.Riberio Andre*   9:36.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM302003Labatt's Blue, can  
486.Shawn Brady*   9:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
487.Patrick Hogan*   9:38.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
488.Andrew Howard*   9:38.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  Wow I have nice legs
489.Craig Burkett*   9:38.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Kokanee, can  
490.Mike    9:39.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011bottle  
491.Michael Deed   9:39.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM462011Old Speckled Hen, bottle  
492.Jean Michel "JAM" MacKay   9:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M242009Sleeman's Draught, can  great pb from last beermile
493.Jeff "Jbarr" Barr   9:40.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM192004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked after 3rd beer
494.Elia Macaluso   9:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
495.Kevin "#1TML fan" Savard   9:40.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM192004Old Mill, can  
496.Kajus K   9:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
497.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:41.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM242010Old Milwaukee, can  DNV= DID NOT VOM!!
498.Joe "J'orgy" Linseman*   9:41.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM222002Export, can  competed in g-string
499.Ravinder Jag Rai*   9:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile1998  
500.Nick Scarcelli   9:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
501.Dave Spahich*   9:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  drove through a tornado to get here
502.Brad Woods   9:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M312011Molson Dry, can  Going for the over 30 record
503.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:46.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011  
504.Andrew "coatesy" Coates   9:46.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM192004Moosehead, can  penalty lap
505.James "Ironboy"    9:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M412011Canadian, can  
506.Stephen Dubois*   9:47.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
507.Tony "Italian Stallion" Pucci   9:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M222007can  A well run sub 10 performance. The Italian Stallion won't give up on this quest
508.Corbin "elderly citizen" Johnston   9:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013PC Genuine Lager, can  Had the loudest cheering section
509.Cletus Iserhoff   9:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM342009Moosehead, can  This gentleman did not let the smack talk get to him. He had an amazing race, finishing under 10 minutes for his first time. "There was not a doubt in my mind!" He has great potential in this sport!
510.Dean Charette*   9:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
511.Hollis Milroy   9:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
512.Valentina "The Russian Bombshell" Taiakina   9:49.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F192004can  Female Champ
513.Jamie Akazawa*   9:49.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #11999  
514.mike pierce   9:50.0   Ottawa, ON M182005Labbat's Blue, bottle  
515.Kevin O'Connor*   9:50.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
516.Ken Browne*   9:50.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
517.Allan Pribaz*   9:50.8   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
518.Dave Keeley*   9:51.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
519.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   9:51.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Keith's, can  
520.Chris [Unknown]*   9:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
521.Matt Demeo*   9:52.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
522.Courtney MacIntosh   9:53.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F232006Labbat's Blue, can  
523.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   9:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Kokanee, can  Feeling victory in his blood
524.Geoff Hodgson   9:54.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M442013Sleeman Honey Brown, can  
525.Ian "Heavyweight" Swanson*   9:54.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Good showing
526.Ken Browne*   9:54.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
527.Lindsay Forget*   9:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I can back it up BITCH
528.Brandon Schamp*   9:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
529.Andrew "A-Septic" Sepic   9:56.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt 50, can  PB
530.G Warren*   9:56.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
531.Chris "Leafsfan"    9:58.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M272011Keiths, can  
532.Norman "Stormin'" O'Reilly*   9:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM302003Labatt 50, can  
533.Savvas Frantzeskos*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
534.Andrew Stronach*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
535.Pissing Doucheman   9:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M262013Laker, can  Breaking 10 mins gave just another reason to laugh at Dualz
536.John [Unknown]*   9:59.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
537.Shane H   9:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
538.Mr. Pink   9:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M332014Laker, can  Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
539.Wes "The Animal" Dawkins*   9:59.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM212002Export, can  also competed in g-string
540.Jeanne Harfield*   9:59.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileF212005Old Milwaukee, can  I beat Vince
541.Rob "Barkie" Bark   9:59.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M182006Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, breaks previous milk record
542.Lindsay Sferrazza   10:00.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182006Labbat's Blue, can  
543.Geoff MacGillivray*   10:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
544.Dan "Captain Obvious" Ritz*   10:01.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  Rookie, top mens b-mile debut
545.Dual Shitizenship   10:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M532013Moosehead, can  Would have broken 10 mins if he hadn't laughed at Mr. Pink not breaking 7
546.Kan Singh*   10:01.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
547.Kyle Dunlop*   10:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M272010Old Milwaukee, can  First time competitor, first time winner
548.Doug'er Scott   10:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M20111 Red Bull bottle, 2 cans Budweiser, 1 c,   shoes: Adidas Adizero. No costume. hosted a boat race in his basement afterwards
549.Neil O'Reilly*   10:02.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
550.Ryan Baker*   10:02.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  Damn that last beer hurt
551.Toni Carlisle   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008laker, can  First Female
552.Leslie Tabler*   10:03.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
553.Chris McKie*   10:03.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
554.Ian Westra   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Molson Canadian, can  PB
555.Jon Hunt*   10:04.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :24,:85,:66,:93,:67,:105,:74,:90
556.Jamie Cleveland*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
557.Paul Mitchell*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
558.Larry Hasson*   10:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  It's true, I puked
559.Brian Stasiak*   10:05.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
560.Joanna Gilles*   10:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F1996  
561.Lianne "pull hard" Girard   10:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F212013Sleeman, can  Narrowly missed beating the elderly citizen to be first in her group of the prediction contest
562.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   10:06.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM232009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Almost bafed from laughing when other participant was barfing
563.Andrea "drea" Lamantia*   10:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F212003Canadian, can  
564.Yakkity Yak   10:06.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
565.Elia Macaluso*   10:07.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Ran a penalty lap
566.Aaron Grainge   10:07.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
567.Graydon Raymer*   10:07.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
568.Brian Stasiak*   10:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Running is harder than rowing
569.Cam Moore   10:10.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
570.Blair Wallace*   10:10.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M162004Export, can  first career mile, good potential, won the 100 m dash going away
571.Brandon Lewis*   10:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  I get hammered off 4 beers
572.Adam Lalonde*   10:10.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
573.Aaron Maszko   10:10.6   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M212003Moosehead, can  Rookie Mile, the running didn't hurt, the stomach did
574.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.1 (Sol...M332014Canadian 473ml, can  Solo tall boy attempt. Track frozen, so ran 16x110 yards on Canadian football track. Switchbacks didn't help.
575.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M332014Canadian 473ml, can  
576.Ryan Kelly*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Winner of 'B' Division
577.Allan Bermingham*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Mr. Controversy
578.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz*   10:11.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F182003Canadian, can  
579.Mike Blecher   10:12.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM392009Molson Canadian, can  
580.Alan Bermingham   10:12.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M202004Berghoff Original, can  It's a race! I am winning!
581.Kiki *   10:12.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileF2012can  
582.Neil O'Reilly   10:14.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
583.Wet Pussy   10:14.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M2013Sleeman Silver Creek, bottle  Failed 10 min breaking thanks to breaking wind?
584.Jim "Spikeman" Fullarton   10:15.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M432008Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
585.John *   10:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM2012can  
586.Brad Young*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
587.Chris Napier*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
588.Mark "Chico" B   10:16.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM402011Keiths, can  
589.Noah Bass   10:16.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M372013Canadian, can  won $5 for beating Uri
590.Adam "Wildchild" Eikenberry*   10:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM242004Labatt Extra Dry, can  Finished Sober, WTF, PB
591.Just Sheldon   10:18.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013Steamwhistle, can  Pissing should really check if his buddies are ex-rugby players first
592.Kyle Tousignant   10:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
593.R Webster*   10:18.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
594.Hollis Milroy   10:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
595.Mark Linseman*   10:20.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM202005Guinness, can  440 ml cans
596.Brad Shipley*   10:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM172001Stroh's, can  
597.Marty Mattiazzi*   10:20.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M200650, can  
598.Matt Rothwell*   10:21.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Big Wheel, bottle  
599.Geoff Hodgson   10:21.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014Coors Banquet, can  
600.Joe Pelopidas   10:21.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M232013Budweiser, can  could have won if he had just kept running
601.Jon Boo   10:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M232009Lakeport Ale, can  great time for a first beermile and met his goal of beating Liz. Congrats!
602.Mitchell Chad   10:22.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009Keiths, bottle  
603.Cameron Ried   10:22.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M222009Lakeport Pilsner, can  first timer
604.Tim Francis*   10:22.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
605.Darryl Kielec*   10:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM312003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, hung over for a week
606.Braden "I'm Trashed" Novakowski   10:23.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Lucky, can  Good mile form
607.Jason Davenport*   10:23.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Better than last time!
608.Mason "Birthday Boy" Smith   10:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M162004can  youngest competitor, didn't puke!
609.Peter Dowse*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
610.Shaun Fryer*   10:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
611.Nancy White*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
612.Sara Trought*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
613.Jason Chad   10:26.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Labbat's Blue, can  
614.Attaboy    10:26.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M472014Laker Pilsner, can  Ran two warmup laps; lamented about it after (that he didn't do enough)
615.Jason Scott   10:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
616.Rory Blackadder*   10:27.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...2000  
617.Paulo Carvalho   10:28.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M212007Lakeport Honey, can  
618.Christopher "Stamand" St.Amand*   10:29.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
619.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz   10:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF182004Canadian, can  
620.Andrew Sadler*   10:29.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
621.Erika Bergman*   10:29.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F1996  
622.Aaron Reichert*   10:30.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM242004Canadian, can  
623.Jason Wedlake*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  I Tried Hard
624.Reid Black*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Captain of the 'B' Squad
625.Joe "JT" Turner*   10:31.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
626.Kathie Zeman   10:31.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF332009Lakeport Pilsner, can  
627.David "DK" Kelly   10:31.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M252011Boxer, can  Dressed as a soccer ref
628.Colin Barnett   10:32.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M222011  
629.Dave Spahich*   10:32.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM192003Export, can  
630.Andrew Garsch*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
631.Adam Thibodeau*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
632.Adam Mramor*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
633.Gary Edwards*   10:32.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
634.Jared "The Bear" Thomson   10:33.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Steeler, can  Just out of the medals
635.Trent Perrett   10:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  *vomit penalty lap
636.Andrea Dupont   10:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF252005Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
637.Allan Pribaz*   10:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
638.Toni Carlisle*   10:33.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Moosehead, can  Rookie, female bronze in debut
639.John Van Ryn*   10:33.9   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
640.Dan Way   10:34.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M262012Boxer, can  Most improved!
641.Rob Thomson*   10:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212005Old Milwaukee, can  I also did not like the 4th beer
642.Chad Jason*   10:35.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM272003Labatt's Blue, can  
643.Adrian Tilochand*   10:35.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Old Milwaukee, can  2nd straight 2nd place, feeling the need to win
644.Kaylie "Thunder BadAss" Iserhoff   10:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F192009Sleeman's Draught, can  first female and amazing pb from last race!
645.Cameron Tymstra*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :27,:76,:62,:113,:60,:157,:67,:77
646.Heather Graham*   10:39.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
647.Allan Pribaz*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
648.Alex "Babs" Babaris   10:39.5   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M212003Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, 3rd lap puker
649.Bob Dunlop   10:40.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM252013Old Milwaukee, can  Keeps pounding in the great times and beating PB's. Still a real fan favourite
650.Ryan O'Hagen*   10:42.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
651.Gordon Cameron*   10:42.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
652.Uri Gorodzinsky   10:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M362013Canadian, can  worse time than in 2009
653.Jamie McCully   10:44.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
654.Shawn "Pussy" Bowen   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lakeport, can  Drunk nurse
655.Kat "Last Name?" *   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F222005Moosehead, can  Do we have a last name?
656.Ken "The Kicker" Dick   10:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M322005Canadian, can  Pretty Smokin' for a Rookie Mile.
657.Scott Currie   10:45.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Cross the line and then let it rip.
658.Adam Asquini*   10:45.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Rookie
659.Peter "I was runner up for the v-card" Mitchell*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Lonestar, can  Not bad for a sprinter who already loaded upon start of the race
660.Chris Napier*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
661.Badhi Schoueri*   10:47.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile1998  
662.Kevin Beatty*   10:47.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
663.Hans Hesse*   10:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM222006Canadian, can  :18,:91,:39,:97,:111,:104,:78,:110
664.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   10:48.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Barfed 6 times after crossing the finish line
665.Luigi "Weegie" D'Agnillo*   10:49.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM322003Old Milwaukee, can  
666.Michael Warner   10:49.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014  
667.Ryan Gustafson   10:50.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Budweiser, can  
668.Jeremy Porter*   10:50.3   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
669.Kirk "Saskapoon" Ewen   10:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Chocolate Milk,   PB, previous milk champ
670.Dennis Doherty*   10:51.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
671.Roger Moss   10:52.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
672.Keenan Miller   10:52.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M222004Berghoff Original, can  Worst beer ever...
673.Danny Rioux*   10:53.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
674.Derek Krauss*   10:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
675.Adam Blackadder*   10:54.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
676.Melinda    10:55.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011can  
677.Greggor Madden   10:55.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
678.Melinda Campbell   10:55.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF272011Budweiser, can  She's a machine
679.Brandon Jacobs   10:56.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
680.Andrew Jago   10:57.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202006Labbat's Blue, can  
681.Kim "gamble" Gamble*   10:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F222003Canadian, can  
682.Ryan "Lodi-Dodi" Lahti   10:58.1   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM182006rickards, can  ran barefoot, (Abebe Bikila style)
683.Bart Kalnay*   10:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
684.Dude Thompson*   10:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
685.Ian Harrison*   11:00.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
686.Shane Blackie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
687.Do Hickie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
688.Louis Bondy   11:00.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Schlitz, can  
689.Ian Carswell*   11:00.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M302006Canadian, can  
690.Lindsay Forget*   11:01.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF222004Old Milwaukee, can  I really needed that pot
691.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   11:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM2010Budweiser, can  One furry guy.
692.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
693.Pat McDonald*   11:02.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile1997  
694.Mike Sterling*   11:02.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
695.Adrian Tilochand*   11:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Lucky Lager, can  Spiderman
696.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi*   11:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Moosehead, can  
697.Andrew Boetto   11:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
698.Rob Fegan*   11:04.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
699.Jake Breuer   11:04.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M212006Labbat's Blue, can  
700.Fred    11:04.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
701.Adam "Neckbrace"    11:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M2011Schlitz, can  almost died the next night playing tag
702.Eric Giddings   11:04.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
703.Katrina "Red Headed Snippet" Huszarik   11:05.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF212007Laker, bottle  Women's CHAMPION
704.Devon    11:05.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM182004Labbat's Blue, can  
705.Felix Eigenbrod*   11:06.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
706.Nigel Grey*   11:07.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
707.Dave Spahich*   11:07.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Vienna, can  humbled
708.Erin "Higgerz in Paris" O'Higgins   11:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F192013Alexander Keiths, can  Huge improvement despite a horribly slow pace on beer number 1
709.Luis Espenoza   11:08.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser, can  
710.Gord Welsh*   11:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  Wow did I puke
711.Mike Neilly*   11:08.2   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M222006Moosehead, can  Rookie, top male skier
712.Luis    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
713.Jason Leach*   11:09.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
714.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   11:09.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2420093 lakeport Ice, 1 Schlitz, can  Puked a few times and ran barefoot
715.Wet Spot    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
716.Drew Graham*   11:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
717.Savvas Frantzeskos*   11:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII1996  
718.Ryan Klassen*   11:10.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM252004Canadian, can  
719.Shane "Captain Canoon" Ferth*   11:11.1   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M252006Lakeport Pilsner, can  Fastest penalty lap (60s)
720.Tateishi "Yoda" Arthur   11:12.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM412011Moosehead, can  
721.Chuck Murphy*   11:12.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
722.Brad "Plaid Shirt"    11:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
723.Curtis Gadula*   11:13.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
724.Joe Linseman*   11:13.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM232003Carlsberg, can  cape, speedo, goggles
725.Milan Maljkovic   11:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
726.Allan Pribaz*   11:14.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
727.John    11:14.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2009Keith's, can  
728.Phil Morneau Gagnon   11:14.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Crazy fast start. Extra lap and still placed 2nd.
729.Rob Preater   11:15.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
730.Bart Nichol*   11:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
731.Doug Smith*   11:17.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
732.Sarah McClennan*   11:17.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
733.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:17.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM372007Stella Artois, can  ***330 ml can
734.Michal "The Juggler" Kapral   11:18.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Budweiser, can  Penalty lap
735.Mark Arnott*   11:18.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
736.Jay Ruch*   11:20.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
737.J.D. Kelly*   11:20.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
738.Pissing Doucheman   11:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M262014Laker, can  Dressed in enough layers to double his weight. Brought enough alcohol to double his age
739.Jason Davenport*   11:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
740.Ian Reid*   11:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
741.James *   11:21.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM2012can  
742.Chris "Matt's pal" Taylor   11:22.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Rookie, Penalty Lap
743.Ravinder Jag Rai*   11:22.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer Mile1998  
744.Joel Reid*   11:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
745.Mike Landell   11:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
746.Paula    11:22.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF422009Keith's, can  
747.Jeff Kiernan*   11:23.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
748.Sebastian Calvache   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
749.Doug "The Doctor" Scott   11:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M2009Old Milwaukee, can  The Doctor impresses us once again with his drinking abilities and should be an example for us all.
750.Jenn Eversley   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
751.Andrea Dupont   11:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Chocolate Milk,   
752.Frank Johnson*   11:24.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
753.Jon Kilcullen   11:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM262010Old Milwaukee, can  Sans-Vom.
754.Funky Monkey   11:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F472013Laker, can  Smashes H4 Female Beer Mile record, Puked within 30cm of finish
755.David Smith*   11:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
756.Ian Rankin   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Amsterdam Big Wheel Deluxe Amber, bottle  1st Beer Mile
757.Wes Dearborn   11:25.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Labbat's Blue, can  *vomit penalty lap
758.C J   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
759.Ray Sacuevo   11:28.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM382009Labatt's Blue, can  
760.Dan    11:29.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
761.Dan Way   11:29.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM242011Budweiser, can  
762.Chris [Unknown]*   11:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
763.Roger "the Dodger" Barker   11:30.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM672011Lakeport, can  
764.Derek Caveny*   11:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
765.Brian Nelson*   11:30.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
766.Atta Boy   11:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M472014Laker, bottle  Spent a lot of time with 7 hard inches in his hand and finished with an impressive spurt from behind
767.Corey "C-Palm" Palmer   11:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007Coors, bottle  He was drunk when he started... it isn't his fault.
768.Randy "RD" Fagan*   11:30.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM322003Labatt 50, can  
769.Chris "shitty Hamstring" Holt   11:30.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Laker, can  Pukeage
770.Dave Spahich   11:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  Mark's friend
771.Scott Young   11:31.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just an animal. Instead of a dress this year he brought regular clothes and the same winning attitude he inherited from his varsity rugby career
772.Reid Black*   11:32.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  I need a haircut
773.Noah Bass   11:32.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
774.Scott Garinther*   11:32.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
775.Jeannot Ouellette*   11:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :22,:85,:27,:95,:45,:99,:48,:92,:179 penalty lap
776.Allan Pribaz*   11:32.9   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
777.Allan Pribaz*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
778.Kirsten Querbach*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON F1995  
779.D Leahy*   11:34.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
780.David Dame*   11:34.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
781.Greg Ackroyd*   11:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
782.Drew Freeman*   11:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
783.Laura Walsh   11:35.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
784.Gina Wong   11:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F302012Sleeman Cream Ale, can  Beer Miler of the Year... Still the champ!
785.Shawn Perreault*   11:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
786.Shane "Canoon" Ferth   11:37.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M242005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
787.Scott Young   11:37.6   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just keeps pounding in the solid performances in 2011, a great season for the former piece of garbage.
788.Jennifer James*   11:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F1995  
789.Jeanette Collins*   11:38.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
790.Derek Caveny*   11:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
791.Vince Underager*   11:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
792.Paul Hammond   11:39.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M182006Labbat's Blue, can  
793.Stef [Unknown]*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
794.Doug Smith*   11:40.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
795.Andrew Stronach*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
796.Maren Garsch   11:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F262006Labbat's Blue, can  
797.Roger ""The Dodger"" Barker   11:40.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
798.Matt Flemming*   11:40.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
799.Patrick Store   11:41.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Canadian, can  
800.Ian "assman" Aseltine   11:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M262007Kokanee, can  
801.Gina Wong   11:42.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012F2012Grasshopper, can  
802.Maren Garsch*   11:42.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Good first effort
803.Steve Shigeishi*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
804.Neil [Unknown]*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
805.Andy Guitard*   11:44.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
806.Dianne Kapral*   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Molson Canadian, can  PB
807.Remko Noteboom*   11:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
808.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM392009Sleeman's Cream Ale, can  
809.Noah Bass   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014Canadian, can  Won $5 and determined to take the #2 spot next year.
810.Kayte McLeod*   11:50.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F192003Milwaukee's Best, can  I won ???
811.Craig Chapman*   11:51.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
812.Adam Gavine*   11:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
813.Kathie Zeman   11:52.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF312007Carlsberg, can  
814.Chris Fortier*   11:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
815.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   11:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Amazing party time shirt and bailed big time
816.Chris    11:54.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
817.Chris Kelly   11:54.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Moosehead, can  
818.Allan Pribaz*   11:54.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
819.Bob Dunlop   11:54.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M242011Steamwhistle, can  Shorts, way too short, huge bozo
820.Nigel Gray*   11:54.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
821.Dennis Trips   11:55.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
822.Kathleen    11:56.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011can  
823.Kathleen Thompson   11:56.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF272011Budweiser, can  
824.Shawn Brady*   11:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
825.Matt Partrige*   11:56.2   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
826.Roger Barker   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM652009Lakeport Honey, can  
827.Angelo Calcafuoco   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Labbat's Blue, can  
828.Chris Singh   11:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
829.Brett Lumley*   11:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
830.Talyor Walker   11:58.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
831.Roger Barker   11:59.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM632007Canadian, can  
832.Allan Bermingham*   12:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  My head is shaved for speed
833.Weston C. "The Animal" Dawkins*   12:00.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  Best Dressed!!!
834.Kip Sigsworth*   12:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
835.John Salvadore*   12:00.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
836.Dave "Slow & Steady" Dunne   12:00.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M352008Canadian, can  Ran clean
837.Nick Croker*   12:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM192004Moosehead, bottle  Popped his Beer Mile cherry
838.Greg "Guns" Golenia   12:02.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Miller Genuine Draft, bottle  
839.Matt McInnes*   12:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
840.Scott Moncur*   12:02.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
841.Tamer Aburamadan*   12:02.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM202004Canadian, bottle  
842.Jacob Muirhead   12:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
843.Alice *   12:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
844.Tim Francis*   12:03.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
845.Adam "Neckbrace"    12:03.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M2011  Almost died that night playing tag after the bar
846.Jason Carrier*   12:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  This was a lot harder than I thought it would be
847.David "Bikerack" Kelly   12:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M252011Gold Strong, can  trying to have a WR with Gold strong. It's 8% and he hated it
848.Allan Pribaz*   12:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
849.Zig Zag *   12:07.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
850.Neil McCourt*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
851.Chris Napier*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
852.Jon "Plastic Bed Sheets" Ennis*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Team Magnum
853.Rob    12:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
854.Rob Campbell   12:09.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM512011Yankee Jim, can  
855.Dave Potter*   12:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
856.Kathleen Thompson   12:10.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Steamwhistle, can  Solid beer technique
857.Brad Young*   12:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
858.Will Argue   12:11.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  
859.Gavin "loose arms" Hatheway   12:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Budweiser, can  Debut, crushing his brother's best time
860.Chris "Slut" Brens   12:12.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Lucky, can  Puked
861.Peter Laratta   12:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
862.Scott "Do It" Waller   12:12.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
863.Katrina Huszarik   12:13.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F182004Berghoff Original, can  I came, I saw, I gave 'er
864.Dave Palma*   12:14.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
865.Scott    12:14.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM222004Labbat's Blue, can  
866.Les "The Colonel" Richards*   12:15.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM292003Old Milwaukee, can  
867.Mike Melaney*   12:15.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
868.Dennis Karadadas   12:16.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
869.Cleve Thorson*   12:17.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M252006Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie?
870.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes*   12:17.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Canadian, can  Drunken dash winner (11.8s)
871.Dominic Liao   12:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
872.Marc "Marcusus" Adams*   12:19.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM382003Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
873.Rory Blackadder*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...1999  
874.Tim Francis*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
875.Mike Patterson*   12:19.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
876.Dave Zachariah   12:19.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM302013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fastest runner of the event. Couldn't get the beers down fast enough. Didn't think he would finish but pulled the trigger, downed the last beer and puts in a solid time on his first try.
877.Diana Charabin*   12:20.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  I am a tank
878.Andrea Dupont   12:20.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F252006Chocolate Milk,   Female milk champ
879.Chris Bastie*   12:21.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
880.Bill Holmes*   12:22.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
881.Chantal Gangne   12:22.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileF212006Unknown, can  no pukeage
882.Vincent Goodfellow*   12:22.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM262005Old Milwaukee, can  Napoleon is not a good chugger
883.Zeman "Z" Kathie   12:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF362011Budweiser, can  vomit penalty lap
884.Jamie "This girl is on Fiiire!" Bosomworth   12:24.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Budweiser, can  
885.Uri Gorodzinsky   12:24.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014Canadian, can  Lost $5 to Noah. Is determined to get back to sub 10 next year.
886.James Cash   12:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
887.Steve Antenucci*   12:27.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
888.Allan Pribaz*   12:28.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
889.Liz "Lizard" Van Every   12:28.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F212009Mclays, bottle  Penalty Lap. Disappointing finish, had the chance for a pb but puked and lost her composure.
890.Bryan Coady*   12:30.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   ran barefoot, drank tall cans, AND had to do a penalty lap
891.Heather ""Honey "" Brown   12:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008can  
892.Jonathan Correia   12:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
893.Jason Davenport*   12:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  Ski masks make me aerodynamic
894.Anthony Paniccia*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
895.Michael Egan*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
896.Mark Kitely*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
897.Ryan "Oakie" Ouckama*   12:31.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Labatt's Blue, can  Team Heartthrob
898.Mark "Representing the Rowers" Busterfield   12:31.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M222008Coors, can  
899.Stunt Boobs   12:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M352014Old Milwaukee, can  PB: Failed to equal his time once again. Fortunately for him, negatively this time.
900.Carrie Malcomson*   12:34.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
901.James "goose" Gosselin   12:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM262004Canadian, can  penalty lap (naked)
902.Stunt Boobs   12:34.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M352013Laker, can  Aimed for less than 10 minutes, broke his PB by less than 10 seconds
903.Andrew Jago*   12:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM182005Old Milwaukee, can  C'mon I'm only a youthie
904.Russell Horsey*   12:35.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
905.Eric "no car" Elliott   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM232004black label, can  puked
906.Ashley "Letdown" Perry*   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Canadian, can  Puked
907.Dilek Dag   12:37.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet, can  
908.Jeff Strachan*   12:37.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
909.Josh Hanson*   12:37.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
910.Joel Sanderi*   12:37.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Moosehead, can  Rookie, international representation
911.Riley Monsour*   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :26,:91,:53,:105,:111,:99,:204,:71
912.Chris Schreiber*   12:40.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
913.Jason York   12:40.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM222006Unknown, can  no pukeage
914.Alejandro Mejia   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
915.Sam Nash*   12:41.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
916.Nick "Where's My Boat" Reaume   12:41.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M222008Coors, can  
917.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M352013Keith's IPA, can  First timed BM
918.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M352013President's Choice (seriously), can  Mr. Consistency. Matches PB to the second. Posh Beer,
919.Laura Thompson   12:43.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
920.Doofus "pettie" Peterson   12:43.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM2004Canadian, can  penalty lap
921.Joel Reid*   12:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
922.Adam Voogel   12:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
923.Dave Potter*   12:45.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
924.Jeff May*   12:45.0   Windsor, ON M2000  
925.Jon "no liver" Coleman   12:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
926.Bryan Ashbourne*   12:48.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
927.Chris Bolton*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
928.Simon Francis*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
929.Mike Patterson*   12:49.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M222003Old Milwaukee, can  God im getting old
930.Chris Griffen*   12:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
931.Doug Smith*   12:50.2   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
932.Caleb Suter*   12:51.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
933.Kim "gamble" Gamble   12:51.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF232004Canadian, can  
934.Joel Reid*   12:52.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
935.R J Schuler*   12:52.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F222003Milwaukee's Best, can  Had a very nice puke
936.Rob West*   12:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
937.Neil McCourt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
938.Stefan Schmidt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
939.John "sideways" Hughes   12:54.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Dos Equis, bottle  
940.Jayson Bowerman*   12:54.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
941.Tim Colson*   12:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
942.Cami Fraser*   12:55.0   Kingston, ON F1995  
943.Sean Kerr*   12:55.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  I'll do better next time
944.Just Sheldon   12:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M232013Heineken, can  Wants it to be known he ran in jeans. Technical DQ for drinking pussy European 330ml beers.
945.Holly *   12:56.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileF2012can  
946.Ryan O'Hagan*   12:57.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  First loser to the women's champ
947.Jason Yorke   12:58.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM202005labatt 50, can  
948.Mike Sterling*   12:58.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
949.Joe Linseman*   12:58.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
950.Michael Warner   13:00.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M442013Steamwhistle, can  
951.Unknown *   13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
952.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
953.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
954.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
955.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
956.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
957.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
958.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
959.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
960.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
961.Charlotte Dunlap   13:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F192013Canadian, can  She was amped up and it showed in her very respectable time
962.Dave Depiero   13:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM262009Budweiser, can  Just plain sexy
963.Heather "Honey" Brown   13:01.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF352009Canadian, can  
964.Matt "B." Barrett   13:02.0   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM182006rickards, can  his sideburns may have slown him down.
965.Matt Roach   13:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Canadian, can  Good effort in his first ever beer mile
966.Brian "Friggin' Northan" Northan*   13:03.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM282003Old Milwaukee, can  
967.Chris Napier*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
968.Alex Parker*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
969.Chris "I Love Uphills" Nichols   13:03.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M242008Coors, can  Rookie Mile
970.Duncan Rowe*   13:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004can  Penalty Lap
971.Jon Adernetto*   13:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Part of the 250 lbs. club
972.Stephen Shigeishi*   13:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
973.Mark Miller*   13:05.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :25,:86,:65,:110,:117,:102,:177,:103
974.Neil McCourt*   13:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
975.John Tidball*   13:05.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  winner of the 100 m Drunken Dash AND Podium Chug
976.Denis Healy*   13:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
977.David Petrie   13:07.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Started very strong, but the first turn on the third beer did him in.
978.Scott Reaume*   13:08.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
979.Steve Biggs   13:08.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Keith's, can  *vomit penalty lap
980.Caleb Suter*   13:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
981.Bob Dunlop   13:10.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM242011Meatwhistle, can  Wore a dress, it was gross, held the barf in like usual and finished with a solid time. A real fan favourite.
982.Mark Wooley*   13:11.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM412003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, definate room for improvement.
983.Ben Schwepps*   13:11.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Labbat's Blue, can  
984.Darryl Kielec   13:12.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M322004can  Worse than Last time! D'Oh!
985.Karen Gleeson   13:12.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Budweiser, can  
986.Ashley "Ashbash" Perry   13:13.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M232006Lonestar, can  What a gay nickname
987.Jason Symington   13:13.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
988.Paulo Monte*   13:13.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M262006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Warm up for Toronto
989.Derek Sarafini*   13:14.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
990.Channa Khamragi   13:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
991.Heather "H-Mac" McLeod*   13:15.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileF192001Stroh's, can  The only woman!!!! Damn the skirt clause
992.Matt Reid*   13:15.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM232004Canadian, can  
993.Joel Reid*   13:15.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
994.John Simon*   13:15.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
995.Eric Giddings   13:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
996.Spring Holter   13:15.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Budweiser, can  
997.Tim Colson*   13:15.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  This aint no singles race
998.Drinks Like A Girl   13:17.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
999.Mark Watson*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1000.Zander Parker*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1001.Emma Ferguson*   13:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1002.John Kelly*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1003.Savvas Frantzeskos*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
1004.Gina "Action" Jackson   13:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F242004can  Penalty Lap, PB
1005.Dave "Old Man" Witiluk   13:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M222009Canadian, bottle  Penalty Lap. The Old Man had an impressive race despite a lot of vomiting.
1006.Joe Ho   13:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
1007.Heather Brown*   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Budweiser, can  PB
1008.Dave Bolan*   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1009.Hugo Reyes   13:24.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1010.Mark Conelly*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1011.Bart Kalnay*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1012.Alex Sproll   13:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM362009Molson Canadian, can  
1013.Richard Kelland   13:26.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M292010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  50% improvement over last year!
1014.Colin Rhodes   13:27.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Chocolate Milk,   
1015.Craig "Brampton Transit" Sim   13:27.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Canadian, can  Puked like a mother fucker
1016.New Shoez   13:27.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1017.New Shoez    13:28.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1018.Andrew "I Can't Believe I Puked" Shufelt   13:29.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M342008Labbat's Blue, can  Penalty Lap
1019.Ryan    13:30.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1020.Ryan Wilson   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Molson Canadian, can  
1021.Javier Rank   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1022.Jeff Kiernan*   13:30.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1023.Chris St. Amand*   13:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1024.Brad Thomas*   13:32.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1025.Dave Potter*   13:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1026.Jay Hussak*   13:33.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  That was a lot harder than I expected
1027.Dave Depiero   13:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM282010Old Milwaukee, can  Maybe a puker?
1028.Danielle Sheahan   13:34.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F262013Steamwhistle, bottle  first to puke followed by an amazing comeback to 4th.
1029.Cass "The Hospitalizer" Evans   13:34.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Stella, bottle  He's gonna break your ankles
1030.Matt Demeo*   13:35.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1031.Omar Hafez*   13:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1032.Kevin Beatty*   13:36.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1033.Sydney "low blow" Lowe   13:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F202013Budweiser, can  Gutted out her first race with the team in a while
1034.Alex Magdanz   13:37.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Chocolate Milk,   
1035.Dustin "Dusty" Demille   13:37.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Laker, can  *vomit penalty lap
1036.Wes Moore*   13:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
1037.T Brown*   13:39.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1038.David Gerhardt   13:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1039.Bob Westman*   13:41.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M222003Old Milwaukee, can  My 48 speed did not help me one bit
1040.Scott "Uncle" Reid   13:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Canadian, can  This guy sucks, rocked a couple barfs after finishing
1041.Jay "Can I drink soda water please?" Brecher   13:42.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Club Soda, can  Penalty lap
1042.Simon Hoggett*   13:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1043.Chris Napier*   13:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1044.Jeff Strachan*   13:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1045.Ray Sacuevo   13:44.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Labatt Blue, can  Two minutes slower than last year!
1046.Greg Hornblower*   13:44.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1047.Doug    13:45.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1048.Doug Kells   13:45.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Molson Canadian, can  
1049.Tara Lohmann*   13:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
1050.Caroline K*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182003Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1051.Sasha Hodder*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F222003Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1052.Roger Moss   13:45.5   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser, can  
1053.Roger    13:46.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1054.Cass Evans   13:46.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1055.Tom Zverina*   13:47.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1056.Rory Blackadder*   13:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
1057.John Simon*   13:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1058.Scott [Unknown]*   13:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1059.Juliann Desjardins   13:49.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182006Labbat's Blue, can  
1060.Justin Smith*   13:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M212002Stroh's, can  Stroh's BLOWS
1061.Joel Musial   13:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1062.O'Brien Gibbons*   13:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile1999  
1063.Kevin Beatty*   13:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1064.Mark Mohamed   13:52.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Spritz up (soda pop), can  Rookie Mile, to much carbonation in pop
1065.Chris D'Estere*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  That was fucking tough
1066.Ashley Korman*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  My hips hurt
1067.Colin Playle   13:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1068.Sue Holland*   13:54.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
1069.Alec "Thompson" Proudfoot   13:55.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Lakeport Honey, can  His goal was to not come last. Mission accomplished
1070.Brian Stasiak*   13:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1071.Brett Snider   14:00.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1072.Joe Hoe*   14:00.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I am not the jack of this trade
1073.Greg Thomas*   14:00.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1074.Chris Lee   14:01.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Mixed Bag, can  1st Beer Mile
1075.D Waite*   14:01.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1076.Dan Zinzer*   14:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Carlsberg, can  
1077.Ben Reentovich   14:02.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Labbat's Blue, can  
1078.Halfwit    14:02.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F362014Steamwhistle, can  Destroys PB.
1079.Allan Pribaz*   14:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1080.Josh Wilson*   14:06.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM192004can  
1081.Tom Beale*   14:08.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1082.Tim Durocher*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1083.Caroline Shilhan*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileF1997  
1084.Andrew Spencer*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1085.Steve Shigeishi*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1086.Mark "I beat Irondad" Linseman*   14:11.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM162001Stroh's, can  
1087.Allen "Kung Fu" Kim*   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :19,:87,:66,:111,:180,:122,:73,:91,:104 penalty lap
1088.Derrick Ritwinzky   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1089.Mike Aquino   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1090.Nick Daube*   14:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1091.Elliot "Big Head" Burger   14:14.8   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Black Ice, can  Rookie Mile, lots of vomit
1092.Mark Kiteley*   14:15.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
1093.David "Bike Rack" Kelly   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM232009Labatt Blue, can  Wore a soccer ref's uniform and yellow-carded DNF guy for being too emo and DNF'ing, also a puker
1094.Ben Zaporzan   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M202009Heineken, can  
1095.Grant Strachan*   14:16.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1096.Johanna Evers   14:17.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF282011Amsterdam blonde, bottle  
1097.Johanna    14:18.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011bottle  
1098.Arden Beddoes*   14:18.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM222004Old Milwaukee, can  What's beer again?
1099.Mike Midmer*   14:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1100.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight*   14:18.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  PB, 1st jumper
1101.Kan Singh*   14:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X1998  
1102.Brad Young*   14:20.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1103.Cory Fearon*   14:20.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #11999  
1104.Joe Pelopidas   14:21.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  couldn't hold it in. Extra lap.
1105.Colin Ward*   14:21.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1106.Scott Garinther*   14:23.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1107.Mark Arsenault*   14:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1108.Jason "100m kick" Milliquet   14:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M182004can  Came with nothing, borrowed shoes/spandex/beer!
1109.Mark Arsenault*   14:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1110.Kevin "Wore a hockey jersey" Karlsen   14:27.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M192004can  Loved being last place
1111.Jakeb Ambeau   14:30.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM82010Juice boxes,   Woohoo. Nice dress!
1112.Heather "H-Mac" McLoed*   14:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF202002Export, can  
1113.Casket Case   14:31.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M342013Keith's IPA, can  
1114.Max Cowlen*   14:32.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Barfed cherries and grapes
1115.New Shoez   14:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M2013Heineken, can  Technical DNF for drinking European pussy 330ml beers
1116.Chris Rasmussen*   14:33.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Longest flowing puke of the night
1117.Lisa "The Lazer" Alaimo   14:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F202009Canadian, bottle  Impressive finish for the Lazer. She has great untapped potential as a beermiler
1118.Johanna Evers   14:35.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileF262009Amsterdam Blonde, bottle  top female in inaugural Rat Beer Mile
1119.Mike Williams*   14:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1120.Wesley Moore*   14:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1121.Paul Martin*   14:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1122.Rob Richer*   14:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :26,:91,:52,:125,:85,:121,:181,:93,:103 penalty lap
1123.Pat Janeczek*   14:37.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1124.Mike Midmer*   14:37.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1125.Mark Arsenault*   14:39.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
1126.Drew "burnsie" Grahame   14:42.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM242004Steeler, can  
1127.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   14:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M242010Molson Canadian, can  No longer feeling victory in his blood
1128.Rob Campbell   14:43.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
1129.Damian Antonio*   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
1130.Jon "Jonny M" Markiewicz   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M242005Molson Canadian, can  Walked It
1131.Quentin Osborne*   14:45.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1132.Blain Kelly*   14:45.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Canadian, can  
1133.Mark Arsenault*   14:45.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1134.Blain Kelly*   14:47.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Canadian, can  penalty lap
1135.Jeff Bone*   14:48.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M212004Stroh's, can  got to the line from Windsor just in time
1136.Jeff Blair*   14:48.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1137.Mark Linseman*   14:51.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1138.Connor Teskey*   14:54.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1139.Dan Way   14:55.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1140.Adam McKinnon*   14:56.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1141.Sasha Bond*   14:56.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  At least I finished
1142.Shannon Hunt*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
1143.Bill Petrcich*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1144.Trefor Evans   14:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1145.Scott "Scooter" Curry*   14:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM282003Labatt 50, can  
1146.Johanna Evers   14:58.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2F2010Amsterdam Natural Blojnde Lager, bottle  First Female-Vomitted
1147.Corey Beckett   14:58.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Lakeport Honey, can  
1148.Grant Strachan*   14:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1149.Diamond Duck   14:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M432013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PB - 6 minutes quicker than previous, perhaps as he didn't have to worry about LiD being locked in his trunk this time
1150.Ryan Blatchford   15:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007bottle  
1151.Kaylie Iserhoff   15:05.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF212010Canadian, can  Great projectile
1152.Melanie "fish tank" Mclean   15:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F202009variety pack, can  Penalty Lap. This lady showed up as a spectator and decided to race despite a bad cold. In her prime she has the potential to break world records!
1153.Bob Dunlop*   15:05.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M222010Budweiser, can  Biggest barf of the event, held off until the end
1154.Dave Creighton*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1155.Steve Shigeishi*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1156.Pete Steponaitis*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1157.Shannon Coles*   15:07.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF202002Export, can  
1158.Jen Roberts   15:08.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1159.Airtight in a Swordfight    15:08.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M222014Laker Lager, can  PB; Speed walked first three laps, ran last lap
1160.celestialspeedster    15:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Chocolate Milk, cup  Stomach made cheese hours later.
1161.Gary Hastings*   15:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
1162.Chris Courtemanche*   15:10.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006  
1163.Dave Scott   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Taped to Dimeji
1164.Dimejilow Olowojoyelu   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1165.Mike Midmer*   15:15.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1166.Kevin Beatty*   15:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1167.Conor McKaignay*   15:19.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1168.Andrew Lahey*   15:19.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  Rookie
1169.Kelly-Lynn Spretigue   15:20.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Chocolate Milk,   
1170.Erin McNeill   15:21.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
1171.Thomas Parker   15:22.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Rum & Coke, can  First place in the Muslim Appreciation Mile
1172.Suzanne Garrett*   15:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF1996  
1173.Ashley Korman*   15:25.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  At least I beat Sam
1174.Andrew M*   15:26.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM172002Export, can  
1175.Chris Saunders*   15:27.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
1176.Jake Breuer*   15:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Next time I am training
1177.Melissa Lippert   15:28.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet, can  Penalty lap
1178.Mike Whitehead*   15:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1179.Alberto Picard-Ami   15:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Tallboys
1180.Chris James*   15:31.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1181.Ian "No Comment" Westra   15:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Penalty Lap, PB
1182.Steve Bentley*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
1183.Mark Kitely*   15:32.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1184.Chris Singh*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :34,:94,:92,:109,:179,:128,:210,:86
1185.Brad Thomas*   15:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1186.Brian Ashbourne*   15:33.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I like fighting
1187.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings   15:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lucky, can  Terrible race, couldn't hold her down
1188.Natasha Lane   15:35.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008  
1189.Peter Raimondo   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1190.Mike Zeljckovic   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1191.Jeff Strachan*   15:37.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1192.Navin Chari   15:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1193.Matt Prior*   15:38.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  penalty lap
1194.Sam Healey   15:38.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F212013Canadian, can  Hates beer but gutted it out like a champ
1195.Chris Rasmussen*   15:40.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  WORE A THONG
1196.Karen Belfall*   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F182006Labatt Blue, can  Rookie, game-time switch to beer
1197.Josh "saggy pant" Mosco   15:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M192007Carling, can  
1198.Kirk "Saskatchewanee" Ewen   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
1199.Mr. Pink   15:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M332013Laker, can  Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
1200.Allan Pribaz*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1201.Colin Ward*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1202.Jamie Chisholm*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
1203.Grant Strachan*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1204.Bart Kalnay*   15:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1205.Chris Gilbert*   15:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1206.Andrea "Shouldn't Have Kicked" Harrington   15:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4F332005Kieths, can  10m from the line &...oh, oh
1207.Dave Mika   15:46.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Laker, can  
1208.Michael Cook   15:46.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Molson Canadian, bottle  "The victory was almost as sweet as the beer I regurgitated."
1209.Shawn Vanclief*   15:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1210.Jean-Nicholas Duval*   15:50.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1211.Mike Tanowicz*   15:51.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1212.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   15:51.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M272011Molson export, bottle  
1213.Mike Wierech   15:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1214.Grant Strachan*   15:58.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1215.Wet Spot   15:59.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1216.Funky Monkey    16:00.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F472014Laker Pilsner, can  Puked after third beer; claimed to have puked a dozen times.
1217.Geoff Randall*   16:01.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1218.Max Cowlen*   16:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL: of beer
1219.Mamrian U   16:01.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1220.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   16:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1221.Topher Morris*   16:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Who invented this?
1222.Dave Collins*   16:05.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1223.Darrell "18 Minute Beater" Wright   16:07.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM322010Innis and Gun, can  VIKING! puker.
1224.Jeff Strachan*   16:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1225.Shawn Brady*   16:10.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1226.Andrew Davis*   16:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1227.Jeff Strachan*   16:12.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1228.Grant Strachan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1229.Martha Sirdevan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
1230.Amanda Boyle*   16:12.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F262006  
1231.Colin Ward*   16:16.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1232.Mark Arsenault*   16:16.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
1233.Caroline K   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1234.Michelle Furbacher   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1235.Kat Edwards*   16:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileF222004  
1236.Sean "Red Squirrel" Roper   16:17.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM372011Budweiser, can  
1237.Geoffrey "Shoebacca" Shoesmith*   16:17.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1238.Alex    16:18.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM182004Labbat's Blue, can  
1239.Phillipe M   16:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1240.Lucas V.*   16:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1241.Amelie Lesser   16:27.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F212008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1242.Jason Van Wyngarden*   16:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Many girls beat me
1243.Mindy Foise*   16:27.5   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F1995  
1244.Jay "Boots" Boot   16:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
1245.Darren Bibby   16:29.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 22010Alexander Keiths Indian Pale Ale, can  Vomitted
1246.J Hayes*   16:29.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1247.Uncle Phil [Unknown]*   16:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
1248.Not without her Shoes    16:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...F2010Moosehead, can  
1249.A Brooks*   16:30.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1250.Paul Mora   16:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Waterloo Dark, bottle  
1251.Connor Sedweich   16:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1252.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   16:30.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M242010Molson Canadian, can  5 metres short of 4th place, could not hold the barf in
1253.Rob Auld*   16:30.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1254.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald   16:34.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Penalty Lap
1255.Graeme Cowlen   16:34.8   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM342011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Pure meatball, barfed on his last sip of beer and claims to have given up on his dream after that.
1256.Alwaleed Osman*   16:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile1999  
1257.Kazoo    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1258.New Shoez    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1259.David Creighton*   16:37.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1260.Sam Uchmak*   16:37.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  WAY better than last time
1261.Matthew Gustafson   16:38.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009can  
1262.Sheila Dyer   16:40.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1263.Shawn Smith*   16:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1264.Jake Gauthier*   16:40.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Miller High Life, can  
1265.Graydon Raymer*   16:42.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1266.Erin "Sask" Sask   16:43.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileF202004Labbat's Blue, can  4 beers for this girl
1267.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   16:44.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M272011  
1268.Mark Aldham   16:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1269.Colin Ward*   16:45.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1270.Kristen C   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1271.Peter Miskiel   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1272.Julio K   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1273.Ian MacKinnon*   16:48.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Moosehead, can  Rookie
1274.Cougar    16:49.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...F2010Moosehead, can  
1275.Jeff Strachan*   16:50.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1276.Matt Pickel*   16:50.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1277.Dan "Little Bitch" L-L   16:51.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Keiths, can  Rookie Mile, had to work an hour after
1278.A Sills*   16:52.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1279.John Asmis   16:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1280.Ian Armstrong*   17:00.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1281.Bart Nichol*   17:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1282.Chris Elliot*   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
1283.Laura Pearson   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F232005Molson Canadian, can  Female Champ, PB
1284.Matt Thompson*   17:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1285.Becky Carr   17:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF202009Budweiser, can  Did the 3 beer mile, and ran a PB, also ran barefoot
1286.Celia "Upchuck" Peters   17:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F182006Canadian, can  Top female, puked upon finish
1287.Rohan Pawne   17:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1288.Matt Barrett   17:06.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1289.Brown "The Fez" Heather   17:11.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF382011Budweiser, can  
1290.Kevin    17:11.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1291.Kevin Curnock   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser & 1 red rocket, can  
1292.Travis Coulter   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1293.Dennis "heals" Healy   17:14.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM262004Old Mill, can  triple jump included
1294.Kevin Davis   17:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
1295.Thorn    17:15.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Screw Driver, bottle  Showed strong drink mixing skills.
1296.Pia Eastwood*   17:15.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  This is FUN !!!
1297.Patrick Jones   17:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1298.Andrew Stronach*   17:16.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1299.Heather "Browner" Brown   17:18.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF342007can  time includes penalty lap
1300.Nikita Dawe   17:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1301.Nick Daube*   17:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1302.Dadan Goulet*   17:20.1   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
1303.Laura "Fast" Andrighetti   17:21.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F212006Canadian, can  Good outing
1304.Julie Lau   17:21.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet,   Penalty lap
1305.B VanderVliet*   17:21.5   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1306.Josh Schwartz*   17:24.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Hates Stroh's with a passion
1307.Mark Arsenault*   17:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1308.Mike Aquino   17:24.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1309.Chris Allington*   17:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1310.Chris McKinnon*   17:26.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
1311.Scott Young*   17:26.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Brand new shoes
1312.Nick Wolynsky*   17:26.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M252006Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
1313.Alan "Pukie"    17:27.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M282011Budweiser, can  puked after the race!
1314.Melissa Buchan*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF1996  
1315.Allan Pribaz*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1316.Melinda Campbell   17:28.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012F2012Budweiser, can  
1317.Billy Strachan*   17:28.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M172002Stroh's, can  I'm on alcoholic probation why am I in a beer mile
1318.Nicolas Zuriga   17:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1319.Byron Goodwin*   17:32.2   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1320.Tom Bima*   17:33.6   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1321.Daryl Fillion*   17:33.7   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1322.Phil Brownhill   17:35.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Lucky, can  
1323.Emma Ferguson   17:35.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1324.Matt Bouchard*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1325.Colin Ward*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1326.Jon Cescon*   17:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1327.Brandon Lee   17:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1328.Colin Ward*   17:44.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1329.Heather McLeod*   17:45.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF242006Lucky, can  (Penalty) A trooper to the very end
1330.Kurt "The Hurt" Kenny*   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M262007Lakeport, can  A wise man once said,
1331.Rob Moore   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M322009Old Milwaukee, can  It is rumoured he did tall cans...
1332.Peter Ciglenec   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M342013Labatt Blue, can  
1333.Rachael Benton*   17:48.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  I hate you Pete
1334.Emma "Dilemma" Iserhoff   17:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF82009Gatorade, cup  This young girl wanted a shot at this race and blew everybody away! Downing 1/4 liter per lap, she blew the rest of the competition away! Watch out world, in a few years she will be setting records! Penalty Lap
1335.Chris Hamilton   17:48.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M202009Alexander Keith's, can  He needs to spend more time with the running team, then perhaps he'll learn the beermiling ways.
1336.Corey Beckett   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1337.Allan Williams   17:49.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M482013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
1338.Colleen "Cooleener" Forde*   17:50.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F202006Schlitz, can  Rookie
1339.Greg "Another Hutch" Hutchinson*   17:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie? Slowest fastest runner
1340.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   17:52.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Moosehead, can  
1341.Matt Rooke   17:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  Last Male
1342.Pat To*   17:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Was in a suit
1343.John Kelly*   17:54.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1344.David Petrie   17:54.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M272013Budweiser, can  only male of the group to do the extra lap.
1345.Steve "Captain Falcon" DeFalco   17:56.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1346.Christopher "The Cow Man" Gaudreau   17:56.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM192009Upper Canada, bottle  This cow came close to catching Emma. He's alright for a first timer. Penalty Lap.
1347.Michael De Laet   17:57.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1348.Wayne McIntyre   17:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Schlitz TALL BOYS, can  Rookie
1349.Guillermo O'Byrne   17:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1350.Pissing Doucheman   17:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M252013Budweiser, can  Forced to finish unfinsished cans at finish.
1351.Laura Robson*   18:00.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1352.Darrell Wright   18:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
1353.Mike "Stoney" Livingstone*   18:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Budweiser, can  Mario Lemieux Jofa
1354.Derek Caveny*   18:04.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1355.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   18:05.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  penalty lap
1356.Tristan Laycock   18:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M182008  
1357.Cory Fearon*   18:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #21999  
1358.Neil Hampson*   18:13.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1359.Nine Up the Back Straight   18:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M342014Milwaukee, can  PB: Finally full Kingston graduate. Virgin BMer in every sense. Underestimated Beer Mile difficulty leading to large amount of minutes squating like an Uzbek. Had to work so hard to beat contemporary and vastly more unfit...
1360.Cougar    18:14.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1361.Pissing Doucheman   18:16.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M262013Molson Export, can  Spectacular post race puke
1362.Chris Arnott   18:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Budweiser,   
1363.L Baudoin*   18:16.9   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1364.Andrew Jago*   18:17.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM172004Old Milwaukee, can  I am 17 give me a break
1365.Aidan Mueller   18:17.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1366.Tom Wanks   18:19.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M372014Laker, can  PB: Grown back virgin. Smoker. First mile ran in... well, cumulative life to date...
1367.Ray Comeau*   18:21.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1368.Craig Joleka*   18:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1369.Paulo Monte   18:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M252005Molson Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
1370.Jenn Eversley   18:23.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F202008Canadian,   
1371.Rob Moses*   18:26.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1372.Dual Shitizenship   18:29.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M532013Canadian, can  Spectacular finishing straght vomit. Tried to use it as pick up technique with general public
1373.Jose C   18:31.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1374.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald*   18:31.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Best male puke
1375.Mora "RUNGEEK" Paul   18:33.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Hard Lager, can  
1376.Dave Spahich*   18:35.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM212005Guinness, can  440 ml cans
1377.Mike "Good Looking" McRae   18:35.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  
1378.Rob Moses*   18:36.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1379.MC de Beer   18:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1380.Matt Kloske*   18:39.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1381.Mark Aldham   18:39.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey, can  
1382.Christina Parfitt*   18:40.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1383.Andrew Montreal*   18:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1384.Aura Idgen*   18:42.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1385.S Lewis*   18:44.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1386.Max Cowlen*   18:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM242009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL of beer
1387.Ashley Korman*   18:48.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  I get slower every time I do one
1388.Brad Marshman   18:50.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Most enthusiastic performance. Already committed to next year's event.
1389.Peter Sockorski*   18:51.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1390.Amanda Dame*   18:51.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3F322004Labbat's Blue, can  Women's Mile, First time, nice!
1391.Dom McPherson   18:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1392.J Demeo*   18:54.7   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1393.Michael Cook   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Steam Whistle, bottle  Drank 3 pints of beer before race.
1394.Fernando Rocha   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1395.Steve "Oh Hey!!!" Bice*   19:01.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
1396.David "Shieldsboy" Shields*   19:02.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1397.Michael "Holman" Holman*   19:03.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1398.Matt Dodds*   19:03.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1399.Richard Ren   19:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1400.Diapor    19:07.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Lakeport Honey Lager, can  Slow but steady.
1401.Rob Berg*   19:08.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1402.Mark Arsenault*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1403.Suzanne Garrett*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF1997  
1404.Greg Viecioreh*   19:13.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1405.Chris Tuff   19:15.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Lakeport Honey, can  
1406.Stan Yoo   19:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M182008Lakeport Honey, can  
1407.Aidan Solala   19:20.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1408.James Wilkinson*   19:24.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1409.Halfwit    19:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F352014Steamwhistle, can  PB: More than halves BM PB despite snow on track approximately half her height in places. Now officially competitive
1410.Luis Ramirez   19:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1411.Airtight in a Swordfight   19:27.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M122013Steamwhistle, can  Beat Shampoo on third time of asking
1412.Matt [Unknown]*   19:29.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1413.Kyle Knight*   19:30.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Export, can  great sideburns
1414.Jen Roberts*   19:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F192003Milwaukee's Best, can  I like rowing better
1415.Sheila Dyer   19:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Best Girl!
1416.John Mackenzie*   19:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M182002Stroh's, can  Swears he wasn't last
1417.Bill Petrcich*   19:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1418.Double Header   19:44.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  
1419.Rob Scobie*   19:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1420.Ray Comeau*   19:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1421.Junaid W   19:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1422.Mike Aquino   19:51.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Budweiser, can  
1423.Alexis Tsang*   19:54.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I did it, its over
1424.Sarah "Captain Buns" Snable*   19:56.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F242006Labatt Blue, can  PB
1425.Kaylie "3/4" Iserhoff   19:57.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...F2011Lakeport Ice, can  got a red card (two yellows) by DK. One for going too slow and one for the discovery of an un-finished beer in the post race inspection
1426.Reuben Bakker*   19:59.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1427.Leslie Tabler*   20:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  At least I finished
1428.Ruthie Cooke*   20:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF222003Export, can  owns 4:51 mile PB
1429.John Daniel McNeil   20:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Lakeport Honey, can  
1430.Jeff Strachan*   20:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1431.Waiwai L   20:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1432.Lo Newell   20:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Sleeman Original Draft, can  Surprised to finish and determined to do it again.
1433.Aaron Lampe*   20:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM222006Canadian, can  :22,:103,:44,:116,:212,:148,:375,:88,:102 penalty lap
1434.Bryan Baker   20:10.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Favoured to podium. Better luck next year.
1435.Ryan Lahti   20:12.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1436.Tim Bahun*   20:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1437.Rob Auld*   20:13.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1438.Daniel Cobolis   20:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1439.Kaylie "three-quart" Iserhoff   20:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Budweiser, can  1st puker.
1440.Zack "Zackinabox" Tiessen   20:17.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Milwaukees Best, bottle  
1441.Brad Leufkens*   20:18.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M222009Kokanee, can  Barfed
1442.Mark Arsenault*   20:19.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1443.Mangina    20:20.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1444.Greg Lamoureux*   20:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :34,:85,:104,:117,:350,:91,:253,:86,:100 penalty lap
1445.Just Mike   20:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pre-lubing for AAA coaching event.
1446.Kyle "Skinz" Skinner   20:26.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  
1447.Bob Dunlop   20:27.0   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  Took forever to drink final beer
1448.Heidi ?*   20:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF1997  
1449.Matt Prior*   20:31.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1450.Vince Avati   20:36.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1451.Greg Warman*   20:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1452.Jeff Ballingal*   20:40.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M182004Budweiser, can  wore a dumb costume
1453.Natalie Patterson   20:42.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Canadian, can  
1454.Sarah Potovski*   20:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212003Milwaukee's Best, can  Wow these are hard!
1455.Sebastian C   20:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1456.Roger Pielechaty   20:49.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Grasshopper, bottle  Knelt in the grass to spit, not vomit.
1457.Henrique Coppini   20:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1458.Bill Chafe*   20:53.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1459.Heather McMillan*   20:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Pia you suck
1460.McKee Ian*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM262003Keith's, bottle  
1461.Jamie Chisholm*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile1998  
1462.Natalie Patterson   20:56.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007can  
1463.Pia Eastwood*   20:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  This is hard
1464.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight   21:00.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1465.Dual Shitizenship   21:03.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M542014Keith's/Laker, can  Walked in boots bigger than countries bigger than Liechtenstein.
1466.Diamond Duck   21:04.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F452013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran own BM after turning up late
1467.Matt Prior*   21:08.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Budweiser, can  
1468.Scott Young*   21:10.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Molson Canadian, can  Finished barfing an hour before the race, a real warrior
1469.Paul Grant   21:11.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Moosehead Lager, can  Rookie
1470.Margaret Lau   21:13.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileF2014can  Lone female runner. Nice work.
1471.Maggie Inrig*   21:16.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't even think I could run a mile
1472.Damien Arnaud*   21:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM172006Canadian, can  :26,:113,:93,:116,:354,:120,:325,:131
1473.Chan Justin   21:20.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1474.Susan Wiens   21:20.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F312013Canadian/Moosehead, can  extra lap but still beat Saurabh by more than a minute.
1475.Luis Ramirez   21:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian, bottle  
1476.Jenna Bell   21:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F202005Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1477.Max Cowlen   21:22.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Canadian, can  Disgrace. Barfed 8 time (at least). Goal was to entertain the ladies and of course the goal was achieved. Other than that this guy sucks.
1478.Josh Chan   21:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1479.B Stiles*   21:24.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1480.Shevon MacLean*   21:25.0   Sudbury, ON 1997  
1481.K Miller*   21:26.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1482.Patrick Beauchesne   21:27.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Labbat's Blue, can  
1483.Sleepy    21:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1484.Davis "Yea-vis" Dowhaniuk   21:32.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1485.Brian Lindsay*   21:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1486.Pavel    21:36.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!2008  
1487.Jon "Sir Alley-cat mcGrath" Kilcullen   21:40.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Labatt 50, can  Puked many a time
1488.Taylor Walker   21:40.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Corona, bottle  
1489.Tyler Reid*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1490.Mike Caza*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1491.Mark "Beault" Archambeault*   21:43.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1492.Jeremy "Sweet Deal" Daniels*   21:43.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM222003Export, can  
1493.Steph Hord*   21:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F182003Old Milwaukee, can  Slow and Steady wins the race
1494.Daniel Stilla   21:50.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM202010Kokanee, bottle  Just had wisdom teeth removed and might have vomited up a stitch.
1495.Paul Mackinnon*   21:50.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Kokanee, can  
1496.Mark Aldham*   21:51.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :33,:100,:96,:111,:310,:92,:353,:102,:114 penalty lap
1497.Shirtless Guy #1*   21:51.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192005Canadian, can  Forgot his name
1498.Andrew Montreal*   21:53.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Stroh's, can  
1499.Sam Roger*   21:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1500.Tom Parker*   21:54.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM192003Export, can  
1501.Chris Baninga*   21:54.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192005Canadian, can  
1502.Kayte Mcleod*   21:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1503.Surabhi Venkatesh*   21:57.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F192006Moosehead, can  PB
1504.Josh [Unknown]*   22:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1505.Kurtis "Champ" Nelson*   22:02.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1506.Hai Poo Guy    22:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1507.Just Cuntstubble   22:06.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M342013Milwaulkee, can  PB - Tallboy Record - claims Hogtown big cans best in threatening BM debut. Also lost wallet on track
1508.Tim Francis*   22:08.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1509.Joe Linseman*   22:08.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M252005Export, can  
1510.Kevin Lunnie*   22:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1511.Gillian McCallum   22:10.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F182004Berghoff Original, can  Jesus, God, no. I puked...
1512.Becki Porter   22:15.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013F2013Budweiser, can  
1513.Joe Bondy-Denomy*   22:17.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  Rookie; excellent finishing sprint
1514.Paul MacKinnon*   22:18.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  wanted to drink Kokanee
1515.Danish Iqbal   22:20.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M182004Coke, can  Runner-up in Muslim Appreciation Mile
1516.Pat To*   22:23.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Hot Dog
1517.Brett Kilty*   22:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1518.Okey "Okey" ?   22:30.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM202004Labbat's Blue, can  
1519.Ted Bailey*   22:30.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1520.Kaylie "Walk-in" Iserhoff   22:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF232009Schlitz, can  Friends with fishtank
1521.Rory Blackadder*   22:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
1522.Arif Khimani   22:47.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Beat Saurabh's time from last year by 10 seconds.
1523.Saurabh Chaudhry   22:49.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M292013Moosehead, can  is determined to do much better next time.
1524.Patrick Nolan*   22:50.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1525.Jimmy Prine*   22:55.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  vomited violently and frequently
1526.Mangina    23:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1527.HaiPooGai    23:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7F2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Spectacular final lap triple vomit ensuring a light on his feet penalty lap
1528.Dan Abram   23:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Coors Light,   
1529.Shampoo    23:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1530.Mike "you're an embarassment to people who dri" Lefevbre   23:05.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M212007Lakeport, can  
1531.Channa K   23:10.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1532.Karolina Zukowski   23:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F222005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1533.Chris "Coach" Singh   23:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Lakeport Honey, can  Just can't run & chug
1534.Johnny Cockring *   23:23.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1535.Ashley Harvey   23:24.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F272013Moosehead, can  extra lap.
1536.Neil "Rodman" Irvine   23:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  Not much to say. Finnished the Race?
1537.Andrew Morreale   23:26.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM202006Yankee Jim, can  Amazing showing.
1538.Kyle "Desy" Desmoreaux   23:27.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM252005Canadian, can  
1539.Jenna Holtz   23:28.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1540.Jen Roberts*   23:28.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  At least it wasn't 30 mins
1541.Alex Murphy   23:34.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1542.Cougar    23:40.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1543.Jamie Chisholm*   23:41.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII1996  
1544.Miles [Unknown]*   23:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1545.Tom "T-Willy" Whillans   23:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM192004Labbat's Blue, can  puked more then he ran
1546.Heather McMillan*   23:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1547.Tyler Reid*   23:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1548.Mr. Pink   23:52.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M332014Laker, can  Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.
1549.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   23:56.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Kokanee, can  Greased up his hair, also barfed up and saw tomato
1550.Laura Robson*   23:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I can't wait for the next one
1551.Jeff Borsuk   24:00.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009can  Extra puke lap
1552.Dave Francis*   24:02.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Budweiser, can  
1553.Jamie Chisholm*   24:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X1998  
1554.Terry Bell*   24:10.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212004Old Milwaukee, can  I was a figure skater in another life
1555.Airtight in a Swordfight   24:10.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M212013Canadian, can  Actually tried and actually failed to beat Shampoo's best BM time.
1556.Sam Kelly*   24:11.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileF192004Canadian, can  
1557.Scotty "Scotty Don't" Swarbreck   24:11.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M192004Berghoff Original, can  I ran a penalty lap, I hurt bad. Serves me right for showing up drunk.
1558.James Lippold*   24:11.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1559.Jim Gough*   24:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1560.Jen Lavoie*   24:15.0   Sudbury, ON F1997  
1561.Brad Thomas*   24:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1562.Jess Fitzgerald   24:20.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F192004Berghoff Original, can  I gagged after the first beer, but I held 'er in..
1563.Amanda "Female Champ!" Dame   24:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008F362008Labbat's Blue, can  Beat Dunne on the first beer.
1564.Heather Hillsburg   24:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F262009Lakeport Honey, can  Her ultimate beermile goal is to go under 22, I think she can go under 20 at least.
1565.Geoff "Shoe" Shoesmith*   24:35.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM212002Export, can  ran entire race dressed as crucified jesus
1566.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   24:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF212005Molson Export, can  Rookie, 1:28 penalty lap, female drunken dash winner
1567.Brent Dufton*   24:41.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1568.Chad Marynuk*   24:48.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006  
1569.Marcel Marriott   24:52.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM192005Budweiser, can  
1570.Tamara Agar   24:55.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF212006Alexander Keiths, can  Was really drunk!
1571.Murphy Champagne*   25:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile1997  
1572.Damon Gogul   25:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1573.Ian Bertrand*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1574.Kevin Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1575.Chris Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1576.John Bowden*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1577.Christina Parfitt*   25:07.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I tried hard
1578.Carly Drake   25:15.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007F192007MacLays, can  
1579.Caroline K*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1580.Sasha Hodder*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1581.Brian Lindsay*   25:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM322003Kieths, can  Penalty Lap- 67seconds!
1582.Stacey "One of the Models!" Myers   25:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF222007Coors, bottle  Proud Silver Medallist
1583.Jess "Messy Jessy" Fitzgerald   25:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF232007Laker, bottle  The Biggest Loser!
1584.Spencer Tessier   25:45.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM212010James Ready, bottle  Better late than never!
1585.Erin Campbell   25:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Old Milwaukee, can  First timer. Hopefully not a last-timer. Puker.
1586.Allan Pribaz*   25:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1587.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   26:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM422009Molson Ex, can  He's a doctor
1588.Roger Pielechaty   26:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Grasshopper, bottle  Ran a fifth penalty lap.
1589.Arif Khimani   26:04.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M262013Moosehead, can  Met both his goals of not puking or coming in last. Aiming for sub 15 next time.
1590.Katerina Daginis   26:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Lakeport Honey,   
1591.Nate Rodgers   26:08.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM202006can  Puked! good show... 3rd beer took a long time...
1592.Kate Mcleod*   26:10.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1593.Shane Blackie   26:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008can  He used tall boys
1594.Dual Shitizenship   26:23.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M532013Keith's IPA, can  Ran 2 laps backwards
1595.Aims Low   26:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1F2013Old Milwaukee, can  Tall Boy cans
1596.Steve Metzger   26:31.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  Extra puke lap
1597.Matt "Prior" Prior*   26:32.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  
1598.Antonio "Wop" Pucci   26:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Laker Honey, can  A puker
1599.Kasia Broniewicz   26:36.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Puked! Good time rookie
1600.Pat To   26:40.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Dry, can  Working out, aiming for 10mins, he didn't make it. if you look at the time you will think how did this guy think he would ever make 10 minutes.
1601.Joe Turner*   26:43.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1602.Paul MacKinnon*   26:47.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Kokanee, can  
1603.Zoriana Workun   26:48.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Canadian,   
1604.Aaron    26:55.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1605.Thorn    27:05.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Sleeman, Corona, bottle  
1606.Jamie Chisholm*   27:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IX1997  
1607.Tommy Pearson   27:07.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1608.Sam Uchmak*   27:12.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Slow and steady wins the race
1609.Dapper Sapper *   27:25.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1610.Alex Maher*   27:25.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1611.Laurel McHue*   27:31.0   Sudbury, ON F1997  
1612.Karen Belfall   27:36.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Canadian, can  
1613.Max Cowlen   27:47.5   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Worst performance by any participant in beer mile history. Sucked on the drinking, sucked on the running, barfed 10-60 times, massive barfs, intense pain, blackouts, finished the race and is still considering just ending it for the good of everyone.
1614.Katy Sims   27:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1615.Nate Rodgers   27:55.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1616.Airtight in a Swordfight   27:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M212013Steamwhistle, can  
1617.Amelia Ambridge   28:00.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Awesome run (Puked)
1618.Cathy Grycko   28:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
1619.Surabhi Venkatesh*   28:30.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF222005Moosehead, can  Rookie, skier
1620.Dual Shitizenship   28:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M542013Canadian/vomit, can  FABIO! First ever H4 Penalty lap after puke on lap 3. Drank an extra vodka. Fabio.
1621.Aura Idgen*   28:36.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF192004Old Milwaukee, can  I hate chugging
1622.Genie Pearsall*   28:36.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F242006  
1623.John "McShitty" McCuaig*   28:37.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Lucky Lager, can  A pure warrior
1624.Gerald McKinley*   28:43.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM292003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, shame on the Irishman.
1625.Jen Roberts*   28:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1626.Andrea Bachand*   28:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1627.J Bell*   28:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1628.Spencer "Chumpy Brosef" Tessier   29:08.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM202009Upper Canada, bottle  Penalty Lap. "Beer was a bad choice."
1629.Anik Leclerc   29:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Oh Anik, (Puked)
1630.Surabhi Venkatesh   29:39.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1631.L Kellar*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1632.M Harrison-Kelf*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1633.Bram "The Hulk"    30:05.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
1634.Derek Simard*   30:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1635.Paul MacKinnon*   30:13.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM202005Export, can  would have done better with Kokanee
1636.Jen Roberts*   30:16.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF192004Old Milwaukee, can  I am slower than Sam
1637.Pearl Barrett   30:35.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1638.Tina Roic*   30:40.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF222004Old Milwaukee, can  I hate running and I hate beer
1639.Genna Wood*   30:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1640.Rob Berg*   30:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1641.Eitan Waldman   31:05.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Lucky, can  
1642.Ally "Hooters" Stuart   31:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Canadian, can  Nympho virgin. Puker.
1643.Just Ted   31:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M412013Heineken, can  Enjoyed the pain a little too much. Virgin. Pre-lubed. Future pro.
1644.Sex Toy   32:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1645.Derek Donkers*   32:27.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  next year your dad needs to come out
1646.Amelia Ambridge   32:44.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1647.Back Door Buzz   34:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1648.Samantha Bolland   34:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F262013Moosehead, can  next time, she'll know not to hold it in for so long.
1649.Patricia Ko   34:44.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Corona, bottle  
1650.One Hump or 2   34:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F342013Laker, can  Not the first Hogtowner to own her boyfriend at the Beer Mile. (Hi Shampoo). Impressive virginity popping.
1651.April Rick   35:12.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Budweisere, can  
1652.Kevin "His name is Kevin?" Dudley*   35:55.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1653.Kaylie ""Worst Beer Runner Ever" Iserhoff   37:52.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF202009Moosehead, can  3rd beermile and slowest one yet. Forgot to "warm up." Will beat Cletus next year.
1654.Funky Monkey   38:44.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F472013Laker, can  Quit after 3rd lap on puke advisory, but ran it out in the end
1655.Ryan Johnson*   40:00.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M182004Busch, can  only person other than the winner to not barf; i'm proud of you
1656.Half - Wit    40:48.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1657.Andrew Montreal*   42:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  Terrible.
1658.Mr. Pink's Brother   46:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M322013Laker, can  Airtight, you can now feel better about yourself
1659.Shampoo    47:02.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1660.Anal Compulsion    47:37.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1661.Sweet Cheeks    50:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1662.Travis Coulter   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
1663.Stephane DeVayst   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Moosehead, bottle  
1664.Melinda Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Boxer, can  A better organizer than a runner
1665.Rob Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M522012Boxer and Bud, can  Last minute entry = Random beer
1666.Chis Chapman   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M302012Budweiser, can  Disappointing debut... especially for an Englishman
1667.Tracey Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F262012Heineken, can  All talk...
1668.Winnie Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Heineken, can  Too much practice?! ;)
1669.Andrea "Midgy #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F202006Carling Black Label, can  Stopped after last beer
1670.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Carling Black Label, can  Fall champ, stopped after last beer!
1671.Alex MacDonald*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M202006Schlitz, can  Stopped at beer 4
1672.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 2
1673.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Chocolate Milk,   Stopped after lap 2
1674.Steve Kristensen*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Stopped at beer 2
1675.Brianne Deputter*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 1
1676.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  My feet hurt
1677.Nancy Gray*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  The Stank
1678.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F292013Some horrific vodka thing, can  Timer
1679.Tiffany Smith*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  I love puking
1680.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F342013N/A,   Latecummer
1681.Kristina Pyziak*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  I don't like beer
1682.Zac "missed him" Balson   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  NT, Rookie
1683.na "na" na   DNF   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mile192007carling, can  
1684.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I timed
1685.Becky Pearson*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I timed too
1686.Sarah Wylie*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I was a judge
1687.Jori Hardin*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I was a DD
1688.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F352014Steamwhistle, can  Timer. Didn't time us. Suffered cruel pizza karma.
1689.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M472014Blue 473ml, can  Rode the stairs to the track like it was the Sochi luge. For a 6ft3 200lb+ man displayed remarkable fear about drinking beer.
1690.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M542014Rum and Cock, helmet  Paedophile beard. Cold Pizza.
1691.Aims Low   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F472014Canadian 473ml, can  Latecummer. Pussylover.
1692.DNF/Emo "Douche" Guy   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM202009kokanee, bottle  Got yellow carded, upset, didn't finish, cried later, but on a positive note he said he could squat 300 lbs, none of us knows if this is good, or even cares
1693.Party Straathof*   DNF   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM172005Genuine, can  Valiant effort.
1694.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1F302013Sapporo, can  1 lap, 1x650ml can
1695.Stephanie "Fabolous" King   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F2006Canadian, can  Hard outing
1696.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #12013Lakeport Honey, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1697.Nick "Sultan of Sway" Esterbauer   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Busch, can  
1698.Tom Wanks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M372013Yankee Jim, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1699.Pierre "Stiks" Landry   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Yankee Jim Honey Lager, can  
1700.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M432013  latecummer
1701.Darryl "Rattlesnake" Blackport   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Canadian, can  
1702.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M162013  latecummer
1703.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M542013Ringwood, keg  Showed up late. Tapped out to Mr. Pink in impromptu MMA match.
1704.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M122014Double Trouble Prison Break, can  Completed one lap before running for shelter in the Atta Monkey mobile.
1705.Funky Monkey   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F472014Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Women's champ chose to condescendingly watch others fail in 63 knot gusts.
1706.One Hump or Two   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F352014Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Best dressed Beer Miler in History. Didn't mind cats destroying her shoes.
1707.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M472014Blue 473ml, can  First retiree. Amazingly, considering who is next...
1708.Rose Eh   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F1572014Granite, cup  We're still waiting for her to arrive...
1709.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6352014Something fancy, can  Latecummer
1710.Attila the Hun   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Rice Milk, bottle  It felt worst than a rear naked choke.
1711.celestialspeedster    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009Chocolate Soy Milk, bottle  Never thought that soy milk would be worst than dairy.
1712.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Referee
1713.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Spectator
1714.Back Door Buzz    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Only completed half the laps, but drank all his beer
1715.Jon    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009  Referee
1716.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Consumed all his beers and watched from the sidelines
1717.Sweet Cheeks    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Consumed his beer and was the official timer
1718.Cynical Vic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Spectator
1719.Fatemah H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1720.Joe Stoesser*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004  
1721.Becky H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1722.Bryant Halsall*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   cut himself out of cast in order to compete
1723.Graham L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1724.Jennifer L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1725.Christian D   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1726.Chris M   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1727.Kevin S   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1728.Joanna G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1729.Kaitie G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1730.Tony "The Tony" Onorato   DNF   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M222004  I was the judge, and what a judge indeed
1731.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M462013Magner's, can  Started first lap to keep warm, found wallet and stopped
1732.Cum Fu Lei   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9F2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  One lap in high-heeled boots
1733.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M92013Diamond Duck, helmet  Turned up looking for all the world like he'd stepped out of an Archie comic
1734.Coco De Mer   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Lakeport Honey Lager, can  Completed one beer and one lap.
1735.Just Mike   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M2013Guinness, can  Too much Samichlaus to remember anything but him turning up
1736.Domina    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Referee
1737.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Referee
1738.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #42013  Latecummer
1739.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Photographer
1740.Dangard Ace   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008  Spectator
1741.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F202003Old Milwaukee, can  Next time I need bread
1742.Jo Yu   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Sleeman Original Draft, can  Completed two beers and two laps.
1743.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I don't know what happened
1744.Alaina Lagrou*   DNF   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileF192006Canadian, can  :31,:104,:200,:135,:710,:114, xx
1745.Grandma Kronic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008  Spectator
1746.Carey Levinton   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1747.Allan Williams   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014  
1748.Daniel Hughes   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1749.Liz    DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
1750.Megan Lord-Hoyle*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005can  
1751.Shelly Filer*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005can  
1752.Bill Woods*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M2005can  
1753.Dave McPhee*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M2005can  
1754.Caitlin Pietras   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005bottle  Rev, unofficial
1755.Blair    DNF   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
1756.Matt Demeo   DNF   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
1757.Emma Iserhoff   DNF   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF92010250 ml Chocolate milk,   Too much chocolate milk...
1758.Mik McCully   DNF   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM402009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomitted after 1st lap!
1759.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1760.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1761.One Hump Or Two    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F352014Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; On After Arriver and destroyer of snack dreams
1762.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1763.Loopy    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F132014Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; Showed up to the on after before the actual beer mile event started, thus ruining plans to get snacks.
1764.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1765.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1766.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1767.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1768.Ryan Wilson   DNF   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 22010Molson Canadian, can  Should have tried vomitting?
1769.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1770.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1771.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1772.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1773.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1774.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1775.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1776.Gordan "GQ" Quan*   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03182003Yankee Jim,   DFL
1777.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1778.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1779.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1780.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1781.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1782.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1783.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1784.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1785.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1786.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1787.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1788.Dan "goose 2" Gosselin   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM232004doesn't matter, can  DFL
1789.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1790.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1791.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1792.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1793.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1794.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1795.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1796.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1797.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1798.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1799.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1800.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1801.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1802.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1803.Liz "Lizard" Van Every*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F192007Lakeport, can  For all the hype, a poor showing
1804.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1805.Sarah "Swannie" Swan*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F2007Canadian, can  12min isn't so easy now, is it swanny. It is harder than it looks.
1806.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1807.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1808.Jonas "The Sweed" Holmberg   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M252007can  Let's just start pouring beer on our chest
1809.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1810.Nigel "Bronze Boy" Rhodde   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  Dropped out for unknown reasons
1811.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1812.Mel "Youngster" McLean*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F182007Canadian, can  Another dissapointing run
1813.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1814.Tafline "Travlivie" Tong   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F2007can  Even though Taf wasn't in the hype or in the betting pools no one thought that the result would be a DNF
1815.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1816.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1817.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1818.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1819.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1820.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1821.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1822.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1823.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1824.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1825.Max Cowlen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM242010Old Milwaukee, can  Puked mysterious yellow puke
1826.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1827.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1828.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1829.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1830.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1831.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1832.Just Matt   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Didn' run, drank our vodka
1833.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1834.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Late cummer
1835.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1836.Stunt Boobs    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Late cummer
1837.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1838.HaiPoo Gai   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5F2013  There in spirit
1839.Murphy Champagne*   DNF   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1840.Emie "trainer" Ukwuoma*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM212005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  200m total
1841.Fadi "Patty" Dawood   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...2007can  
1842.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M122013Laker, can  Blamed pre-lubing on Maccy Ds for an inability to beat Shampoo's time and subsequent inability to finish
1843.Wet Pussy   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M512014Labbat's Blue, can  Gave up due to snow higher than any point in the Netherlands making PB impossible. Winner beat his PB.
1844.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005Chocolate Milk,   Done after 3.5 laps, Rookie, skier, drunken dash winner (12.7)
1845.Stephanie "Female Champ" Peltier   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...2007can  
1846.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F342013?,   Official observer/Stunt Boobs carrot
1847.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M122014Canadian, can  Gave up due to guaranteed failure due to more cumulative cm of snow than years lived on the planet
1848.Charles Curtis   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005can  Done after 2 laps, Rookie
1849.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M462013Strongbow, can  Turned up 1 minute too late for the Dualz puke fountain, drank all his alcohol
1850.Twincest    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F332014  Made us wait for 15 mins in sub-zero, just to tell us she wasn't running. Wants to run next one.
1851.Dustin "Street Fighter" Pearson   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M192007can  
1852.Helen Keller   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F2013Homebrew, bag  Post-date celebrations
1853.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M352014Granite, keg  Halfwit carrot
1854.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M2013Homebrew, bottle  Garden preservation celebration
1855.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M542014Kaiser, can  Latecummer, changed our water into wine
1856.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F2013  Resurrection appearance. Dualz erection appearance.
1857.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M472014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Latecummer, cat worrier
1858.Greg Moore*   DNF   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  My head hurts
1859.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M92014Rainbows and Fairy Magic, helmet  Latecummer, pussy avoider
1860.Jason "the hero" Pinard   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M292009Black Ice 750ml, can  He attempted the impossible by drinking 4 7.5% 750ml cans of Black Ice and made it through 3! Although he DNF Jason is a role model to us all for his bravery
1861.Lisa Nguyen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicF232013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Super marathon runner, yes. Super beer drinker, no.
1862.Andy Harman   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer Classic2013Pabst Blue Ribbon,   Got talked in to it. Showed up in his badass hotrod and jeans. After 1 beer, called it a career.
1863.Cameron Tymstra   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey,   
1864.Josh Priestman   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey, can  
1865.Alex Giancarlo   DNF   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF212006Gin, bottle  Completed 2 laps on 1 leg
1866.Rhea Salinas   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Keith's, bottle  
1867.Cougar    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F2013  Timing awesomeness
1868.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M702013  GMing
1869.Chris Angelatos   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Brava, can  Santa couldn't handle his liquor. Too warm
1870.Erin "Sladerade" Slade   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F202013Red Racer, can  Made it 1.5 beers...
1871.Kathy Grycko   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F202008Canadian,   
1872.Lindsay Kary   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F182013Canadian, can  Threw up during first beer
1873.Alex, Bruce, Darryl, Michael "The Relay"    DNF   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM332003Labatt 50, can  These guys actually did finish (7:52) but as a relay.
1874.Coel Findlay*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M202006Lakeport Pilsner, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans / spill
1875.Andrea "Glutin Lovin" Taylor   DNF   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileF222008Tequila, bag  grose
1876.Nathan Palmer*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans mixed (Corona)
1877.Nadia Cum Eat Me    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  Quit after 1 beer
1878.Kate Bickle*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1879.Maddy Noble*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1880.Nathans "Sissy Boy" Richard*   DNF   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM272003Labatt's Blue, can  Couldn't finish the last can...
1881.Kate Bickle   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F202005Molson Canadian, can  DQ - Refused to do penalty lap
1882.Julie "Midget #2" Maruska*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF202005Stella Artois, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1883.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF222005Moosehead, can  DQ - 3 beers & 1 chocolate milk, Rookie
1884.Wet n' Dirty    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  Quit after 3 beers
1885.Andrea "Midget #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF202005Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1886.Trudy "TruDat" Gardner*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF242005Moosehead, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, 1:55 penalty lap
1887.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  Witnessed event as he was the DD







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