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Top Beer Mile Performances - Ontario, Canada

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Sean Wade*   5:40.0   Hamilton, ON M  
2.Dan Michaluk*   5:42.0   Hamilton, ON M  
3.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
4.Jeff "Jizz" Mountjoy   5:48.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M23Laker Lager, can  5 second PB to maintain winning streak (now 11 straight)
5.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
6.Dan Michaluk*   5:49.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
7.Dave "Thunderwolf" Cybulski*   5:52.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M22Keiths, can  Another well earned PB, and the debut of the year for Dave took his PB down 8 seconds
8.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   5:54.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M24Carling Black Label, can  PB & Record (sub-6)
9.Dan Michaluk*   5:55.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
10.Jeff Mountjoy*   5:56.1   Kingston, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 5M22Lakeport Honey, can  5th beer mile in 5 days; Splits: 11.0, 72.4, 15.3, 77.9, 21.6, 75.8, 13.8, 68.3
11.Dan Michaluk*   5:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM  
12.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM  
13.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
14.Jim Gignac*   5:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
15.Jeff Mountjoy   5:59.4   Kingston, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 4M22Lakeport Honey, can  splits: 11.5, 75.5, 17.3, 76.4, 19.5, 76.2, 13.5, 69
16.Dave "The Thunderwolf" Cybulski   6:00.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M21Keith's, can  Must be one of the fastest debuts ever.
17.Ian Fallas*   6:01.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
18.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:01.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M24Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB, breaks previous record
19.Mike "mulleteer" Logue   6:04.9   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M22Labatt Genuine Draft, can  New record, PB, reclaims the throne
20.Adam "defending champ" Lalonde   6:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M22Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, break former record
21.Dan Michaluk*   6:05.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
22.Dan Michaluk*   6:07.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
23.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   6:07.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM23Carling Black Label, can  Defending Champ
24.Dan Michaluk*   6:10.5   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
25.Dan Michaluk*   6:11.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
26.Shaun Lavell*   6:11.0   Hamilton, ON M  
27.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:12.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM23Labatt 50, can  PB
28.Dan Michaluk*   6:17.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
29.Ian Fallas*   6:18.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
30.Dan Hennigar*   6:20.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM  
31.Ian Fallas*   6:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM  
32.Ian Fallas*   6:21.5   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM  
33.Jeff Mountjoy*   6:21.7   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M22Lakeport Honey, can  splits: 14.1, 70.5, 15.2, 80.4, 18.2, 82.7, 19.3, 81.4
34.David "C-Money" Cashin   6:23.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M20Busch Ice, can  PB for the Pembroke stud drinking 5.5% beer
35.Jeff Mountjoy   6:25.0   Kingston, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 3M22Busch, can  3rd beer mile in 3 days. Estimated proper distance because of short track. 3 beers were consumed 1h prior
36.Ian Fallas*   6:27.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
37.Jeff "Jizz" Mountjoy*   6:27.5   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M22Lakeport Honey, can  nearly puked after 4th. Splits: 14.3, 78.9, 14.4, 81.6, 18.6, 80.3, 16.0, 83.5
38.Chris "Christmasgibbon" Fitzgibbon   6:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M19Laker Lager, can  Big PB. Exciting projectile vomit right at the finish line
39.Mike "muleteer?" Logue   6:29.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M23Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
40.Dan Michaluk*   6:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
41.Jim Wardle*   6:32.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
42.Andrew "Dad" Yorke   6:32.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M20Schlitz, can  
43.Rob "Buttdarts" Asselstine   6:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M21Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  Started conservative thinking the leaders would fade more
44.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
45.Mr. Pink   6:37.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.3M33Laker, can  PB! 3rd BM in 5 days. Two previous on Tallboys, followed by 355ml celebratory beers convinced him of possibilities. Absolutely flat out, worse leg pain than only 10k race the next day.
46.Robert "Subtle Intellectual" Kitz*   6:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M19Keith's, can  First Time
47.Adam Lalonde*   6:37.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M24Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Former champ
48.Shane Lavell*   6:37.8   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M  
49.Darl Sutherland    6:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM34Canadian, Budweizer, Stella, can  Stick with one beer
50.Josh "camel" Smith*   6:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M18Steeler, can  record
51.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:39.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M24Molson Export, can  PB
52.Graham Frank*   6:40.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
53.Pat "kapral killa" Menzies   6:40.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicMBig Wheel, bottle  
54.Rhys Trenhaille*   6:41.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
55.Jeff "Dahmer" Archer   6:41.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M21Coors Banquet, can  Huge 5 minute PB. Ran last minute to silence the doubters
56.Seanna Robinson*   6:42.0   Hamilton, ON F  
57.Dan Michaluk*   6:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
58.Steve Dewan*   6:44.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
59.Chris "The Lightweight" Hartman   6:44.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M21Canadian, can  Continues his ascent up the all time lists.
60.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:45.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
61.David Dame*   6:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
62.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM23Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB
63.Jacob "Double horseshoe" Cameron   6:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M20Laker Lager, can  Incredible debut, putting arch nemesis Wilkie to shame
64.Mocha "Grip it and rip it" Coffee   6:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M27Budweiser, can  Incredible debut for the marathoner
65.Mike Joyce*   6:47.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
66.Hugh Wiley*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
67.Chris Booth*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
68.Mr. Pink   6:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M33Laker, can  VERY near puke multiple times, spent 10 mins after finishing hunched over storm drain
69.Marco "Veteran" Li*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M22Moosehead, can  Lost it in the last Lap
70.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
71.Tom Jones*   6:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IVM  
72.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:52.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM  
73.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
74.Jon Francis*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
75.Greg Dailey*   6:53.0   Hamilton, ON M  
76.Jon 'Hoover'*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
77.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
78.David Dame*   6:54.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
79.Jason Lewis*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
80.Shawn Brady*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
81.Darren Mark*   6:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
82.Dave Gibbon*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IIM  
83.Jon Francis*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
84.Seanna Robinson*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F  
85.Jeff Haller*   6:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
86.Jim Wardle*   6:57.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM  
87.Shawn Brady*   6:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM  
88.Jason Lewis*   7:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
89.Rob Dunlap   7:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
90.Mr. Pink   7:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M33Laker, can  (Finally) a Hogtown H4 record
91.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt   7:01.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM20Old Mill, can  
92.Matt Kalisz*   7:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM22Yankee Jim, can  
93.Kris Johnson*   7:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM  
94.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt*   7:04.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M20Canadian, can  
95.Darren Mark*   7:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  Just call me Pre
96.Chris Booth*   7:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
97.Robb "the skier" Martin   7:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M21variety pack, can  next time arrive on time and bring your own beer!!
98.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert   7:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM25can  
99.Adam Lalonde   7:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M23Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
100.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   7:05.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M21Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB
101.Lee Appleby*   7:06.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM19Canadian, can  Rookie Mile! Lots of puking afterwards
102.Nithin Akkarayi   7:06.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
103.Scott "the snake" Arnald   7:06.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M23Labatt Blue, can  PB
104.Scott "The new A-C" Arnald   7:07.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M22can  PB
105.Chris Booth*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
106.Adam Blackadder*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
107.Michael "boner" Bown   7:07.0   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM37Moosehead, bottle  
108.Matt McInnes*   7:08.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
109.Shawn Brady*   7:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
110.Jake De Biasi   7:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
111.Wesley    7:10.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
112.Wesley McNamara   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicMYankee Jim, can  PB, what an animal!
113.Matt McInnes*   7:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM  
114.Shawn Brady*   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
115.Greg Carnes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
116.Mike Forbes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
117.Felix "purple drank" Lafontant   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M18Canadian, can  It's amazing he was standing after 4 beers
118.Mark "Heart" Halls   7:12.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M19can  Ran with a purple cape, puked extremely after
119.Steve Dewan*   7:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM  
120.Robertson "Creed" Gibb   7:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M22Schiltz, can  
121.Chris Van de Water*   7:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
122.Bob "BJ" Julian   7:14.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM50Canadian, bottle  
123.Sean Bowen   7:15.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M19Schiltz, can  
124.Michal Kapral   7:17.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicMMolson Canadian, can  PB
125.Matt Cuddy   7:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM21Schlitz, can  crazy virgin
126.Mike Joyce*   7:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
127.RA    7:18.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...MMoosehead, can  
128.Shawn Brady*   7:18.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
129.Derek Yveny*   7:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
130.Kip "is fit" Arlidge   7:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M20Old Milwaukee, can  Debut. The flow lead him to a fast time
131.Mr. Pink   7:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M33Laker, can  First non-PB. Coming ever closer to puking
132.Matt "Stricky" Strickland*   7:20.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM22Labatt 50, can  PB
133.Derek Caveny*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
134.Derek Caveney*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
135.Mike Kemp*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
136.Andrew Imrie*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
137.David Dame*   7:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM30Labatt's Blue, can  Upset by the Rookie
138.Shawn Brady*   7:22.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
139.Rob Dunlap   7:22.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM24Molson M, can  
140.Mark Linseman*   7:22.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM21Lakeport Honey, can  
141.Andrew "Scootsie" Dauphinais   7:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM25Budweiser, can  Down with OPP
142.Graeme Hamilton*   7:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
143.Darl Sutherland   7:26.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM33Canadian, can  1st Place
144.Brandon Laan*   7:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M19Old Milwaukee, can  I don't even drink!
145.Matt Twiddy*   7:27.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
146.Mike "Moose" Percival   7:28.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M21Schiltz, can  
147.Phil Dempsey*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
148.Jeff Kabfleisch*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM  
149.Mike "Iowa" Mott   7:30.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M18can  Ran with elementary school get up on, didn't puke
150.Anthony Joyce*   7:30.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
151.Christopher "Moults" Moulton*   7:30.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M24Labatt Crystal, can  Top Outside Competition
152.Travis "naked miler" Cummings   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM19Labbat's Blue, can  
153.Jon Francis*   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
154.Greg Carnes*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
155.Matt Forhand*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
156.Darl Sutherland   7:32.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM34Moosehead, can  First Place
157.Mr. Pink   7:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M32Laker, can  Not a H4 record
158.Chris "C Nags Run" Nagle*   7:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M22Moosehead, can  Closed Strongly
159.Chris "Lefty" Coons   7:34.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M31Corona, bottle  Rookie Mile, He's got some potential!
160.Mark Linseman*   7:35.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Export, can  Callaghan would have made me work for this one
161.Jared "Rico Suave" Thomson*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M19Steeler, can  Good Showing
162.Jeff Haller*   7:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
163.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
164.Dave Doyle*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
165.Tony Castelli*   7:35.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
166.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
167.Chris Booth*   7:35.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
168.April ""Killer B #1"" Boultbee   7:36.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicFSleeman's Honey Brown, can  
169.Matt McInnes*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
170.Eddie Hawkeswood*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
171.Ken McAlpine   7:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M34Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, facility milk record!
172.Nicole Dwyer*   7:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileF27Upper Canada, can  Rookie Mile, lots of puking afterwards
173.Rob "Champ" Kitz   7:39.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M20Keith's, can  Took it on the last lap
174.Alberto Picard   7:39.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM21  
175.Doyle "The Great One" Brown   7:40.0   Toronto, ON Toronto Beer RunnersM41Steam whistle, can  
176.Mike Callaghan*   7:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM23Carlsberg, can  jean shorts, KISS t-shirt
177.Tom Wallace*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
178.Matt McInnes*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
179.Ian Fallas*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
180.David Doyle*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
181.Tyson "College" Loney   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M22Canadian, can  Huge improvement attributed to many simulations in the week prior
182.Michael "Booby" Biancchi   7:40.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM28Canadian, bottle  
183.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman   7:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M21Lonestar, can  Lost it on the last lap
184.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings*   7:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M20Labatt Blue Pilsner, can  Bad Outing
185.Mark Linseman*   7:42.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M21Carling Black Label / Lakeport Pilsner, can  Borrowed beer
186.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:43.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM24Canadian, can  :27,:70,:39,:81,:45,:85,:52,:79
187.Jake [Unknown]*   7:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
188.Dave Keeley*   7:44.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  Puked at the end
189.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   7:44.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicMCarlsberg, can  
190.Atta Boy   7:45.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M47Laker, can  Didn't cool his beer enough. 4th quickest Hogtown BM in history
191.Tyler Calendar*   7:45.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM21Stroh's, can  
192.Ian Fallas*   7:45.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM  
193.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck*   7:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM26Moosehead, can  Rookie
194.Mark Wismer*   7:45.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM25Old Milwaukee, can  Undefeated beer miler
195.Mark Wismer*   7:46.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM24Old Milwaukee, can  I should have been a sprinter
196.Paul Mitchell*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
197.Rob Berg*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
198.Thomas Ferguson*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
199.Greg Carnes*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
200.Mr. Pink   7:46.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M33Laker, can  Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
201.Shawn Brady*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
202.Cole "side-winder" Anderson   7:46.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M19canadian, bottle  5 sec. penalty for spitting up beer. impressive race for a first timer, but should potentially be disqualified. Because it's your first time we wont DQ you, but next time I wont be so generous.
203.Wesely McNamara   7:47.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2MMolson Canadian, can  New Record!!
204.Jeff Haller*   7:47.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
205.Colin Lawrence   7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMMBudweiser, can  
206.Just Sheldon   7:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M25Steamwhistle, can  Future champion. German rugby porn. Last lap undoubted quickest in H4 history
207.Whitey "Laura's friend"    7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...Mcan  Rookie
208.Jon "JD" Dow   7:49.0   Barrie, ON Bottoms up beer mileM23budweiser, can  
209.Chris Booth*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
210.Derek Caveny*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
211.Rob Thompson*   7:50.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM20Old Milwaukee, can  Damm Mark's sprint
212.Danny Matthews*   7:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
213.Mark Linseman*   7:51.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM18Export, can  led race until 4th beer
214.Josh Hollowell*   7:51.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  Great first outing
215.Croker Nick   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicMLaker, can  
216.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF33Alexander Keith's, can  
217.Courtney "Tank" Kirkby*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F19Heineken, can  Rough second lap, 4th lap was glory
218.Andrew Imrie*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
219.Michael    7:53.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
220.Aaron Cooper   7:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM  
221.Michael Doyle   7:53.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM31Budweiser, can  Beer mile debut
222.Matt "Strick" Strickland   7:54.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M22can  Rookie, running his mouth
223.Mr. Pink   7:54.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M32Keith's IPA, can  
224.Rich "b-ball" Garton*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M19Canadian, can  
225.Dan Hackett*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
226.Bill "Moker" Cocks   7:54.3   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M19Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, huge dong
227.Taylor Milne*   7:55.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer Mile  
228.Allan Pribaz*   7:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
229.Jack "jackass" Ross*   7:56.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM19carling, can  
230.Mark "short-shorts" Linseman   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M19can  
231.Kathie Zeman   7:57.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicFLaker, can  
232.Daniel Hackett*   7:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
233.Kevin "Smitty" Smith   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M23Labatt Blue, can  PB
234.P Amesbury*   7:57.3   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  CU
235.Kevin "Smith" Smith   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M23can  PB, triathlete finally steps up
236.Mark Linsemen   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMMlaker, can  
237.Mr. Pink   7:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.4M33Red Racer, can  WR: Sub -20°C, WR: Sub 0°F, WR: Red Racer. Picked 6.5% beer to aid non-freezing. Both Beer 3 & 4 at least partially slush, which he's blaming for double near vomit. Red Racer is not Beer Mile beer! 4th BM in 8 days.
238.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM21Old Milwaukee, can  Damm beginner's luck
239.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
240.Ken Man*   7:58.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
241.Karl Saidla*   7:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM  
242.Rob "Big Easy" Mitchell   7:59.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicM34Molson Canadian, can  
243.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:59.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM22Canadian, can  
244.Mike Bailey*   7:59.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
245.Julia Thomas*   7:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F  
246.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   8:00.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicFSteamwhistle, can  
247.JJonathan    8:00.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2MAmsterdam Natural Blonde Lager, bottle  PB!
248.Gabriel Piper*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
249.Erik Yuill*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
250.Ryan McKenzie*   8:00.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
251.Michiel Van Hooreweder   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012MBudweiser, can  
252.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   8:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicFKeith's, can  
253.Derek Caveny*   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
254.John Turner*   8:02.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
255.Julia Thomas*   8:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF  
256.Jon Francis*   8:03.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
257.Cam Sylvester*   8:03.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
258.Jay "lepricon" D*   8:04.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM20carling, can  
259.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman*   8:04.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M19Lonestar, can  First Timer
260.Kerry MacKelvie*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile  
261.Peter M*   8:05.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  Puked A LOT at the end
262.Chris "Multi-tasker" Brens*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M19Miller/Moosehead/Steeler, can  Ran with aviators
263.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   8:05.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM20Carling Black Label, can  
264.Chris "CNagsRun" Nagle   8:06.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M23Canadian, can  *Puker. Victim of the dreaded 4th lap.
265.Michael Doyle   8:07.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012MBudweiser, can  
266.Doo Hickey    8:08.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...MMoosehead, can  
267.Hanza "AJ" Jafri   8:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  Milk
268.Nick "The Stick" Croker*   8:08.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M21Laker, can  Another well run race, and destroyed Kip Sigsworth time, which he is proud of. The pre race training at Kenga's the Thursday before really helped.
269.Mark Linseman*   8:08.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM20Stroh's Lager, can  
270.Andrew Williams*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
271.Shawn Brady*   8:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
272.Adam Blackadder*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
273.Nithin Matthews   8:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
274.Andrew Williams*   8:09.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
275.Rob Fegan*   8:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
276.Dan Polakoff*   8:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M18Stroh's, can  Puked EVEN MORE at the end
277.Kristjan "Cougar" Hunter   8:10.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M26  New Iroquois Falls record
278.Dave "deeps" Dipiero*   8:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M21Canadian, can  
279.Matt "thrower" Harris*   8:10.2   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M18Canadian, can  
280.Mike Stockermans   8:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
281.Mike Kemp*   8:12.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
282.Ben "Coop" Cooper   8:12.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...MLakeport, can  What a champ.
283.Adam Miller   8:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
284.Atta Boy   8:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M47Laker, can  Made it look too easy and wanted to FRB own trail after
285.Jon Francis*   8:14.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
286.David "Defending Champ." Dame   8:14.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M35Labbat's Blue, can  Getting faster with age
287.Colin "Little" Lawrence   8:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M20Moosehead Lager, can  
288.Eric Bradshaw   8:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M21Coca-Cola, can  
289.Chad Yurich*   8:15.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM  
290.Scott "Captin Canada" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM23Carling, bottle  2nd beer pukage
291.Brian "Trackgroupie" Henderson   8:15.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM19old Milwaukee, can  
292.Scott "the shitter" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM21Lakeport Honey, can  second beer mile
293.Dave "Double Bellybuster"    8:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM39Budweiser, can  
294.Graham O'Hagen*   8:16.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM18Stroh's, can  
295.Tom Wallace*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
296.Rory Blackadder*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...  
297.Brandon Whitby*   8:18.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
298.Felix Eigenbrod*   8:18.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM  
299.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck   8:18.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M26Chocolate Milk,   Milk rookie, Breaks previous record
300.Corin Lohman*   8:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...  
301.Dustin "DD" Doan   8:20.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M22can  PB, peaked nicely
302.Dan S.*   8:20.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
303.John "Booter" Booth*   8:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM19Stroh's, can  
304.Mike Minor   8:20.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM21Budweiser, can  didnt puke....until the colt 45 went down
305.Manny "Reebdog" Bonilla   8:20.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM33Canadian, bottle  
306.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M20Milwaukee's Best, can  Finally broke the 2nd place curse
307.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM22Old Milwaukee, can  I love 2nd
308.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes   8:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M22Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
309.Derek Caveny*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
310.Geoff MacGillivray*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
311.Mr. Pink   8:22.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M33Laker, can  Only non-PB, somewhat incredibly given the frigidness. Reclaims BM crown - several moments threatening to be horizontal on icy curves
312.Bryan "Who is this guy?" Moore*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M23Canadian, can  No one knows who this guy is...
313.Craig Burkett*   8:23.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM24Canadian, can  :22,:76,:46,:92,:46,:91,:48,:82 (Naked 400m winner)
314.Mike "Asmo" Asmussen   8:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...Mcan  He was the sleeper of the group. He kept his mouth shut and let everyone else do the talking before the race. When it came to race time, he took the bronze in style. Quite an impressive debut.
315.Ryan Wight   8:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMMLakeport, can  PB
316.Just Sheldon   8:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M23Steamwhistle, can  Found out pushing 100% isn't the way to improve BM PBs. Walked in places.
317.Michael "Bovice" Bentley   8:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M23Lakeport Honey, can  Big improvement to beat his GF's PB
318.Dave Tobin*   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
319.Colin Dignum*   8:25.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
320.Scott Manktelow*   8:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
321.Mike "Mallette" Mallette   8:25.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM18Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
322.Craig B   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
323.Mike Callaghan*   8:25.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM22Export, can  ran last 100 metres naked
324.Chris M.*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
325.Matt McInnes*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
326.Danny Matthews   8:26.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M19Labbat's Blue, can  
327.Klay "Meat sweats" Patersun   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M24PC Genuine Lager, can  Also big PB wearing street clothes
328.Rob Auld*   8:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM  
329.Ryan MacKenzie*   8:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
330.Peter McClelland*   8:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M19Old Milwaukee, can  Fuck I Hate Second Place
331.Pat "Cooker" Cook   8:27.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM18Old Milwaukee, can  Puked up dinner during 4th beer
332.Jeffrey "Big Jeff" Goodyear   8:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM22Coors??, bottle  THE CHAMPION
333.Apex "no brakes" Slutton   8:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M20Budweiser, can  Rough showing for what is normally a consistent contender. Made up for it as host of the after party
334.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
335.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
336.Ryan O'Hagan*   8:29.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M20Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
337.Josh "camel" Smith   8:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM18Steeler, can  penalty lap
338.Will Argue   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Toronto Beer RunnersMLabatt Blue, can  
339.Matt Cameron*   8:30.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
340.Mark Arnott*   8:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM  
341.Bill Budgell*   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
342.Andrew Garsch*   8:30.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
343.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   8:30.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM45Carlsberg, can  
344. Gerardo Reyes   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M37Labbat's Blue, can  Strong debut performance!
345.Reuben Bakker*   8:31.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
346.Mark Linseman*   8:31.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M19Export, can  
347.Chris Yip   8:32.0   Toronto, ON Toronto Beer RunnersM47Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
348.Paul Wilson*   8:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
349.Brett "Fergalicious" Ferguson   8:32.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM21in a blueish can, can  #1 Loser!
350.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   8:33.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicFSteamwhistle, can  PB
351.Aubrey Oldham*   8:33.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
352.David Dame*   8:33.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M31Labbat's Blue, can  Barely got around without....
353.Emie "Monsoon" Ukwuoma*   8:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M21Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, 1st sprinter
354.Dan Radkowiec*   8:34.6   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M  
355.Mark Linseman*   8:35.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M20Export, can  
356.Melanie "Killer B#2" Boultbee   8:36.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF33Alexander Keith's, can  
357.Tom Jones*   8:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
358.Dave Clark   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M32Budweiser, can  Great debut; Robbed by a hint of form... penalty lap
359.Martin Rydlo*   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
360.Jon Russell*   8:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
361.Rich Benko*   8:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM25Molson Dry, can  Rookie, 5.5% abv
362.Ashley Lawrence   8:38.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM33Mill Street Stock Ale, bottle  winner of inaugural Rat Beer Mile
363.Chuck "Kev's buddy" Buckingham   8:40.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M24can  Rookie
364.Ashley Lawrence   8:40.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2MMoosehead Lager, can  Slower than last year by 2 seconds
365.Allan Pribaz*   8:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
366.Derek Congram*   8:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
367.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   8:43.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF39Grasshopper, can  
368.Ian "rather drink in rez than at an amazing k" Boyce   8:43.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM19Canadian, can  puke, rookie mile
369.Peter McClelland*   8:43.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  Damm beginners luck
370.Dave Doran   8:43.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M28Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
371.Bill M.*   8:46.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
372.Mr. Pink   8:47.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M33Laker, can  Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
373.Dave "DoubleBellyBuster"    8:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...MBudweiser, can  
374.Avi Goldfarb*   8:47.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
375.Kathy "The Lush" Zeman   8:49.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF30Alexander Keith's, can  
376.Lisa Bradley   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Michal's 40th BirthdayF34Molson Canadian, can  
377.Alessandro Zavatti   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM21Molson M, can  
378.Brendan Beamish*   8:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  Wore some short ass shorts
379.Jared "JT" Thomson   8:50.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM19Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
380.Katie "Ladyk" Horricks*   8:50.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F18Canadian, can  Rookie, womens record (solo 4-beer)
381.Kevin Inwood*   8:51.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
382.Mark Linseman*   8:51.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM17Export, can  
383.Lucas "Lubey" Peterson   8:51.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M19Brava, can  Went balls-to-the-wall and puked on the second lap. Basically chose to run a chunder 2k
384.JJonathan    8:52.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM41Molson Canadian, can  
385.Steve McDougall*   8:52.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M32Busch, can  Rookie Performance, nice.
386.Celeste McPhee*   8:53.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF  
387.Mr. Pink   8:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M33Laker, can  Lost perfect record the way he would have wanted. Not trying but pushing Sheldon just enough to ensure new victor spent post-race in the bushes while Pink downed the rest of the beer
388.Jeff "fist-pump" Behan   8:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M21Canadian, can  First race in over a year. BEHAN'S BACK!
389.Jon Pace*   8:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
390.Dave Harju*   8:55.2   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
391.Justin Pozin   8:57.0   Toronto, ON Toronto Beer RunnersM33Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
392.Shawn Brady*   8:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM  
393.John Spence*   8:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM  
394.Mark Mountjoy   8:58.9   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M25Carling, can  4.9%, 3:30 faster than PB
395.Jon Francis*   8:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
396.Dustin "Double D" Doan*   8:59.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M23Schlitz, can  1st race of the year
397.Kevin "Turtle" Tearle   8:59.8   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM33Canadian, bottle  
398.Aaron Montgomery*   9:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
399.Mark Finiello   9:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
400.Mike O'Conner   9:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009MOld Milwaukee, can  excellent race, especially for a Masters racer.
401.Heather "Hutch's Date" Austin*   9:00.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F23Stella Artois, can  1st womens 3-beer
402.Paul "Swandive" Felix   9:00.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM33Candiave, bottle  some foam regurgitation
403.Tyler Murphy*   9:01.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM  
404.Steve Bursey*   9:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM  
405.Rowland Kriesig*   9:01.3   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
406.Kevin "Smith" Smith*   9:01.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M24Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Dated & shitty?
407.Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher   9:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM222 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  He delivers the mail and looks delicious in pink tights
408.Erick Feltham*   9:02.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M  
409.Chris Demerse   9:02.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M29Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
410.Brad Ferguson*   9:03.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
411.Joel Reid*   9:03.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
412.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   9:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM22Kokanee, can  
413.Reuben Bakker*   9:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
414.Remko Noteboom*   9:05.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
415.Matt Demeo*   9:06.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M20Milwaukee's Best, can  First in the rower division
416.Alex "Ja-BRAUN" Wilkie   9:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M19Steamwhistle, can  Despite a super fast final quarter, couldn't handle Cameron's skills in his debut
417.Max "Turbo" PAIN*   9:09.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M26Molson Canadian, can  First attempt in several years
418.Geoff MacGillivray*   9:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
419.Dave Keeley*   9:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M20Old Milwaukee, can  Best Projectile Vomit
420.Mark Mountjoy   9:10.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M25Carling, can  4.9%; 2nd beer mile in 2 days
421.Nigel Gray*   9:10.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
422.Mr. Pink   9:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.5M33Laker 473ml, can  Why in the living fuck did I not use my go to BM beer in my first 2 Tallboy Mile attempts? VERY nearly quit on beer #3. As far as we can tell, Tallboy WR
423.Erick Feltham*   9:11.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M  
424.Mark Tagliaferri*   9:12.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  Kicked Kelly's ass
425.Courtland Morris   9:12.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M18Labbat's Blue, can  
426.Fred Zettler*   9:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
427.Sarah "G $" Giovanetti   9:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...F19Schiltz, can  
428.Caroline Shilhan*   9:14.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F  
429.Ryan Kelly*   9:15.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  Very proud to not puke
430.Sylvan Williams*   9:15.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile  
431.Jonathon "Kirkalicious" Kirk   9:16.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM21Canadian??, bottle  At least he beat the girls...
432.Keanu "Willy" Reeves   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M18Old Milwaukee, can  Top sprinter on the day - a strong showing
433.Tyrone "Tyrobinhood" Welchinski   9:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM202 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  Called DNF guy "Peggy Sue" everytime he lapped him, which was often, a PB, also down with OPP
434.Mathew Newcombe*   9:17.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM22Canadian, can  
435.Adam Miller*   9:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM21Canadian, can  :13,:72,:53,:96,:67,:102,:73,:81
436.Reuben Dr*   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
437.Nick "The Rook" Hurrell   9:18.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M25Budweiser, can  Impressive first mile.
438.Jaysun "Ginger" Piper   9:18.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  A real champion here. First ever try. Representing all the gingers of the world. Beats the Town's best time. Felt like a pile of dog shit after
439.Chanson Brumme*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...  
440.Jacob Wall*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
441.Michael Dede   9:19.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2MRobert Simpson Confederation Ale, bottle  1st Beer Mile
442.Cletus Iserhoff   9:20.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM35old milwaukee, can  Haha! Watermelon! Impressive PB.
443.Jason Leist*   9:20.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM  
444.Joan Post*   9:20.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF  
445.Pissing Doucheman    9:20.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M26Laker Lager, can  PB
446.Melanie ""Killer B #2"" Boultbee   9:22.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicFSleeman's Honey Brown, can  
447.Colin "pitiful" Lawrence   9:23.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M19can  Penalty lap - 57sec
448.Kathy "Z" Zeman   9:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicFHeineken, can  
449.Joel Montgomery*   9:24.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
450.Shae Salovaara*   9:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...  
451.Peter Laratta*   9:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM21Canadian, can  :18,:83,:40,:125,:59,:83,:77,:80
452.Jeremy Dunlop   9:25.9   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM35Labatt Blue, can  This beast flew in from Edmonton just for this race, arrived in his ballin rental car and won his first beer mile in his first attempt. He then celebrated by barfing up all 4 beers in one shot
453.Tom Wallace*   9:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
454.Kyle Dunlop   9:26.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM28Labatt Blue, can  Couldn't afford shoes because he had to buy a class beer like Labatt Blue. Unable to become a two time winner because his older brother showed up
455.Mike Harris*   9:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
456.Tim "Need More Practice" Andrew   9:27.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M44Budweiser, can  Leading until the final lap, then the penalty came.
457.David Dame   9:28.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M31Labbat's Blue, can  Slow Time..Boo..Hisss
458.Mike "Birchy" Birch   9:29.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M25Molson Canadian, can  Absolute warrior, battled back from a brutal performance last year when he felt like a girl and/or pussy. Once again feeling victory in his blood.
459.Jeff "wheels" May(fontaine)*   9:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03MCanadian, can  
460.Ciaran Carter*   9:29.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM22Carlsberg, can  penalty lap, Iron Maiden shirt
461.Pissing Doucheman   9:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M26Laker, can  PB - kudos for improving by 2 seconds despite 3/4 of track being covered in ice
462.Peter McClelland   9:30.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M23Labbat's Blue, can  
463.Darryl Irwin*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM  
464.Thomas Kopler*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
465.Pissing Doucheman   9:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M26Laker, can  Tried to track his run on Strava by leaving his phone at the start line. Third different Hogtown BM champion. Was trying for sub 9. Was on for well sub 8 before final beer meltdown.
466.Alan Oldham*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
467.Gord Welsch*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
468.Kevin Beatty*   9:32.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
469.??? "douche" ??   9:32.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM20carling, can  
470.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:33.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M26Red Bull, bottle  
471.Keith "Barnyard" B   9:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMcan  
472.Scott Spicer*   9:33.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
473.Mike Callaghan*   9:33.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM27Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  (Penalty) Flew in from Namibia for race
474.Katie Shaw*   9:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F18Old Milwaukee, can  Rookie Phenom
475.Uri Gorodzinsky   9:36.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M32can  
476.Riberio Andre*   9:36.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM30Labatt's Blue, can  
477.Shawn Brady*   9:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
478.Patrick Hogan*   9:38.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
479.Andrew Howard*   9:38.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM23Old Milwaukee, can  Wow I have nice legs
480.Craig Burkett*   9:38.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM22Kokanee, can  
481.Mike    9:39.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mbottle  
482.Michael Deed   9:39.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM46Old Speckled Hen, bottle  
483.Jean Michel "JAM" MacKay   9:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M24Sleeman's Draught, can  great pb from last beermile
484.Jeff "Jbarr" Barr   9:40.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM19Old Milwaukee, can  Puked after 3rd beer
485.Elia Macaluso   9:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M23Labbat's Blue, can  
486.Kevin "#1TML fan" Savard   9:40.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM19Old Mill, can  
487.Kajus K   9:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
488.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:41.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM24Old Milwaukee, can  DNV= DID NOT VOM!!
489.Joe "J'orgy" Linseman*   9:41.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM22Export, can  competed in g-string
490.Ravinder Jag Rai*   9:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile  
491.Nick Scarcelli   9:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
492.Dave Spahich*   9:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M20Export, can  drove through a tornado to get here
493.Brad Woods   9:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M31Molson Dry, can  Going for the over 30 record
494.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:46.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M26  
495.Andrew "coatesy" Coates   9:46.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM19Moosehead, can  penalty lap
496.James "Ironboy"    9:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M41Canadian, can  
497.Stephen Dubois*   9:47.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
498.Tony "Italian Stallion" Pucci   9:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M22can  A well run sub 10 performance. The Italian Stallion won't give up on this quest
499.Corbin "elderly citizen" Johnston   9:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M21PC Genuine Lager, can  Had the loudest cheering section
500.Cletus Iserhoff   9:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM34Moosehead, can  This gentleman did not let the smack talk get to him. He had an amazing race, finishing under 10 minutes for his first time. "There was not a doubt in my mind!" He has great potential in this sport!
501.Dean Charette*   9:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
502.Hollis Milroy   9:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
503.Valentina "The Russian Bombshell" Taiakina   9:49.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F19can  Female Champ
504.Jamie Akazawa*   9:49.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1  
505.mike pierce   9:50.0   Ottawa, ON M18Labbat's Blue, bottle  
506.Kevin O'Connor*   9:50.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
507.Ken Browne*   9:50.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
508.Allan Pribaz*   9:50.8   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
509.Dave Keeley*   9:51.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM18Stroh's, can  
510.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   9:51.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicFKeith's, can  
511.Chris [Unknown]*   9:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
512.Matt Demeo*   9:52.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
513.Courtney MacIntosh   9:53.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F23Labbat's Blue, can  
514.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   9:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M23Kokanee, can  Feeling victory in his blood
515.Geoff Hodgson   9:54.0   Toronto, ON Toronto Beer RunnersM44Sleeman Honey Brown, can  
516.Ian "Heavyweight" Swanson*   9:54.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M22Moosehead, can  Good showing
517.Ken Browne*   9:54.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
518.Lindsay Forget*   9:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  I can back it up BITCH
519.Brandon Schamp*   9:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM  
520.Andrew "A-Septic" Sepic   9:56.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M23Labatt 50, can  PB
521.G Warren*   9:56.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  CU
522.Chris "Leafsfan"    9:58.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M27Keiths, can  
523.Norman "Stormin'" O'Reilly*   9:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM30Labatt 50, can  
524.Savvas Frantzeskos*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...  
525.Andrew Stronach*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
526.Pissing Doucheman   9:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M26Laker, can  Breaking 10 mins gave just another reason to laugh at Dualz
527.John [Unknown]*   9:59.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
528.Shane H   9:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
529.Wes "The Animal" Dawkins*   9:59.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM21Export, can  also competed in g-string
530.Jeanne Harfield*   9:59.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileF21Old Milwaukee, can  I beat Vince
531.Rob "Barkie" Bark   9:59.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M18Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, breaks previous milk record
532.Mr. Pink   10:00.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M33Canadian 473ml, can  
533.Lindsay Sferrazza   10:00.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F18Labbat's Blue, can  
534.Geoff MacGillivray*   10:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
535.Dan "Captain Obvious" Ritz*   10:01.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M19Canadian, can  Rookie, top mens b-mile debut
536.Dual Shitizenship   10:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M53Moosehead, can  Would have broken 10 mins if he hadn't laughed at Mr. Pink not breaking 7
537.Kan Singh*   10:01.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile  
538.Kyle Dunlop*   10:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M27Old Milwaukee, can  First time competitor, first time winner
539.Doug'er Scott   10:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M1 Red Bull bottle, 2 cans Budweiser, 1 c,   shoes: Adidas Adizero. No costume. hosted a boat race in his basement afterwards
540.Neil O'Reilly*   10:02.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM  
541.Ryan Baker*   10:02.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM23Old Milwaukee, can  Damn that last beer hurt
542.Toni Carlisle   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMFlaker, can  First Female
543.Leslie Tabler*   10:03.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F19Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
544.Chris McKie*   10:03.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM  
545.Ian Westra   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M23Molson Canadian, can  PB
546.Jon Hunt*   10:04.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM24Canadian, can  :24,:85,:66,:93,:67,:105,:74,:90
547.Jamie Cleveland*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  
548.Paul Mitchell*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
549.Larry Hasson*   10:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  It's true, I puked
550.Brian Stasiak*   10:05.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
551.Joanna Gilles*   10:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F  
552.Lianne "pull hard" Girard   10:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F21Sleeman, can  Narrowly missed beating the elderly citizen to be first in her group of the prediction contest
553.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   10:06.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM23Sleeman Original Draught, can  Almost bafed from laughing when other participant was barfing
554.Andrea "drea" Lamantia*   10:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F21Canadian, can  
555.Yakkity Yak   10:06.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersMMoosehead, can  
556.Elia Macaluso*   10:07.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  Ran a penalty lap
557.Aaron Grainge   10:07.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M22Labbat's Blue, can  
558.Graydon Raymer*   10:07.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
559.Brian Stasiak*   10:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M20Milwaukee's Best, can  Running is harder than rowing
560.Cam Moore   10:10.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM  
561.Blair Wallace*   10:10.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M16Export, can  first career mile, good potential, won the 100 m dash going away
562.Brandon Lewis*   10:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M19Old Milwaukee, can  I get hammered off 4 beers
563.Adam Lalonde*   10:10.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM  
564.Aaron Maszko   10:10.6   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M21Moosehead, can  Rookie Mile, the running didn't hurt, the stomach did
565.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.1 (Sol...M33Canadian 473ml, can  Solo tall boy attempt. Track frozen, so ran 16x110 yards on Canadian football track. Switchbacks didn't help.
566.Ryan Kelly*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M20Old Milwaukee, can  Winner of 'B' Division
567.Allan Bermingham*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M19Old Milwaukee, can  Mr. Controversy
568.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz*   10:11.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F18Canadian, can  
569.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M33Laker, can  Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
570.Mike Blecher   10:12.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM39Molson Canadian, can  
571.Alan Bermingham   10:12.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M20Berghoff Original, can  It's a race! I am winning!
572.Kiki    10:12.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileFcan  
573.Neil O'Reilly   10:14.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMcan  
574.Wet Pussy   10:14.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...MSleeman Silver Creek, bottle  Failed 10 min breaking thanks to breaking wind?
575.Jim "Spikeman" Fullarton   10:15.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M43Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
576.John    10:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileMcan  
577.Brad Young*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
578.Chris Napier*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
579.Mark "Chico" B   10:16.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM40Keiths, can  
580.Noah Bass   10:16.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M37Canadian, can  won $5 for beating Uri
581.Adam "Wildchild" Eikenberry*   10:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM24Labatt Extra Dry, can  Finished Sober, WTF, PB
582.Just Sheldon   10:18.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5MSteamwhistle, can  Pissing should really check if his buddies are ex-rugby players first
583.Kyle Tousignant   10:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
584.R Webster*   10:18.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  CU
585.Hollis Milroy   10:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
586.Mark Linseman*   10:20.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM20Guinness, can  440 ml cans
587.Brad Shipley*   10:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM17Stroh's, can  
588.Marty Mattiazzi*   10:20.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M50, can  
589.Matt Rothwell   10:21.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicMBig Wheel, bottle  
590.Joe Pelopidas   10:21.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M23Budweiser, can  could have won if he had just kept running
591.Jon Boo   10:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M23Lakeport Ale, can  great time for a first beermile and met his goal of beating Liz. Congrats!
592.Mitchell Chad   10:22.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M27Keiths, bottle  
593.Cameron Ried   10:22.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M22Lakeport Pilsner, can  first timer
594.Tim Francis*   10:22.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
595.Darryl Kielec*   10:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM31Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, hung over for a week
596.Braden "I'm Trashed" Novakowski   10:23.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M20Lucky, can  Good mile form
597.Jason Davenport*   10:23.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  Better than last time!
598.Mason "Birthday Boy" Smith   10:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M16can  youngest competitor, didn't puke!
599.Peter Dowse*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
600.Shaun Fryer*   10:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
601.Nancy White*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F  
602.Sara Trought*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F  
603.Jason Chad   10:26.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M32Labbat's Blue, can  
604.Attaboy    10:26.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M47Laker Pilsner, can  Ran two warmup laps; lamented about it after (that he didn't do enough)
605.Jason Scott   10:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
606.Rory Blackadder*   10:27.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...  
607.Paulo Carvalho   10:28.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M21Lakeport Honey, can  
608.Christopher "Stamand" St.Amand*   10:29.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM19Stroh's, can  
609.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz   10:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF18Canadian, can  
610.Andrew Sadler*   10:29.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM  
611.Erika Bergman*   10:29.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F  
612.Aaron Reichert*   10:30.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM24Canadian, can  
613.Jason Wedlake*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M20Old Milwaukee, can  I Tried Hard
614.Reid Black*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M20Old Milwaukee, can  Captain of the 'B' Squad
615.Joe "JT" Turner*   10:31.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM19Stroh's, can  
616.Kathie Zeman   10:31.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF33Lakeport Pilsner, can  
617.David "DK" Kelly   10:31.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M25Boxer, can  Dressed as a soccer ref
618.Colin Barnett   10:32.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M22  
619.Dave Spahich*   10:32.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM19Export, can  
620.Andrew Garsch*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  I love Western
621.Adam Thibodeau*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  I love Western
622.Adam Mramor*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  I love Western
623.Gary Edwards*   10:32.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
624.Jared "The Bear" Thomson   10:33.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M21Steeler, can  Just out of the medals
625.Trent Perrett   10:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMcan  *vomit penalty lap
626.Andrea Dupont   10:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF25Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
627.Allan Pribaz*   10:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
628.Toni Carlisle*   10:33.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F21Moosehead, can  Rookie, female bronze in debut
629.John Van Ryn*   10:33.9   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M  
630.Dan Way   10:34.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M26Boxer, can  Most improved!
631.Rob Thomson*   10:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM21Old Milwaukee, can  I also did not like the 4th beer
632.Chad Jason*   10:35.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM27Labatt's Blue, can  
633.Adrian Tilochand*   10:35.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M25Old Milwaukee, can  2nd straight 2nd place, feeling the need to win
634.Kaylie "Thunder BadAss" Iserhoff   10:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F19Sleeman's Draught, can  first female and amazing pb from last race!
635.Cameron Tymstra*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM18Canadian, can  :27,:76,:62,:113,:60,:157,:67,:77
636.Heather Graham*   10:39.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF  
637.Allan Pribaz*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
638.Alex "Babs" Babaris   10:39.5   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M21Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, 3rd lap puker
639.Bob Dunlop   10:40.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM25Old Milwaukee, can  Keeps pounding in the great times and beating PB's. Still a real fan favourite
640.Ryan O'Hagen*   10:42.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM18Stroh's, can  
641.Gordon Cameron*   10:42.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
642.Uri Gorodzinsky   10:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M36Canadian, can  worse time than in 2009
643.Jamie McCully   10:44.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
644.Shawn "Pussy" Bowen   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M21Lakeport, can  Drunk nurse
645.Kat "Last Name?" *   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F22Moosehead, can  Do we have a last name?
646.Ken "The Kicker" Dick   10:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M32Canadian, can  Pretty Smokin' for a Rookie Mile.
647.Adam Asquini*   10:45.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M21Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Rookie
648.Peter "I was runner up for the v-card" Mitchell*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M22Lonestar, can  Not bad for a sprinter who already loaded upon start of the race
649.Chris Napier*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
650.Badhi Schoueri*   10:47.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile  
651.Kevin Beatty*   10:47.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
652.Hans Hesse*   10:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM22Canadian, can  :18,:91,:39,:97,:111,:104,:78,:110
653.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   10:48.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M25Budweiser, can  Barfed 6 times after crossing the finish line
654.Luigi "Weegie" D'Agnillo*   10:49.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM32Old Milwaukee, can  
655.Ryan Gustafson   10:50.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M32Budweiser, can  
656.Jeremy Porter*   10:50.3   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M  
657.Kirk "Saskapoon" Ewen   10:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M21Chocolate Milk,   PB, previous milk champ
658.Dennis Doherty*   10:51.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
659.Roger Moss   10:52.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012MBudweiser, can  
660.Keenan Miller   10:52.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M22Berghoff Original, can  Worst beer ever...
661.Danny Rioux*   10:53.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M  
662.Derek Krauss*   10:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
663.Adam Blackadder*   10:54.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
664.Melinda    10:55.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Fcan  
665.Greggor Madden   10:55.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M32can  
666.Melinda Campbell   10:55.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF27Budweiser, can  She's a machine
667.Brandon Jacobs   10:56.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
668.Andrew Jago   10:57.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M20Labbat's Blue, can  
669.Kim "gamble" Gamble*   10:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F22Canadian, can  
670.Ryan "Lodi-Dodi" Lahti   10:58.1   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM18rickards, can  ran barefoot, (Abebe Bikila style)
671.Bart Kalnay*   10:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
672.Dude Thompson*   10:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
673.Ian Harrison*   11:00.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
674.Shane Blackie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
675.Do Hickie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersMMoosehead, can  
676.Louis Bondy   11:00.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicMSchlitz, can  
677.Ian Carswell*   11:00.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M30Canadian, can  
678.Lindsay Forget*   11:01.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF22Old Milwaukee, can  I really needed that pot
679.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   11:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileMBudweiser, can  One furry guy.
680.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMcan  
681.Pat McDonald*   11:02.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile  
682.Mike Sterling*   11:02.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
683.Adrian Tilochand*   11:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M24Lucky Lager, can  Spiderman
684.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicMMoosehead, can  
685.Andrew Boetto   11:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
686.Rob Fegan*   11:04.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
687.Jake Breuer   11:04.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M21Labbat's Blue, can  
688.Fred    11:04.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM19Labbat's Blue, can  
689.Adam "Neckbrace"    11:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...MSchlitz, can  almost died the next night playing tag
690.Eric Giddings   11:04.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M20Canadian,   
691.Katrina "Red Headed Snippet" Huszarik   11:05.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF21Laker, bottle  Women's CHAMPION
692.Devon    11:05.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM18Labbat's Blue, can  
693.Felix Eigenbrod*   11:06.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
694.Nigel Grey*   11:07.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
695.Dave Spahich*   11:07.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Old Vienna, can  humbled
696.Erin "Higgerz in Paris" O'Higgins   11:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F19Alexander Keiths, can  Huge improvement despite a horribly slow pace on beer number 1
697.Luis Espenoza   11:08.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicMBudweiser, can  
698.Gord Welsh*   11:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MMilwaukee's Best, can  Wow did I puke
699.Mike Neilly*   11:08.2   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M22Moosehead, can  Rookie, top male skier
700.Luis    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
701.Jason Leach*   11:09.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
702.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   11:09.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM243 lakeport Ice, 1 Schlitz, can  Puked a few times and ran barefoot
703.Wet Spot    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...MMoosehead, can  
704.Drew Graham*   11:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
705.Savvas Frantzeskos*   11:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII  
706.Ryan Klassen*   11:10.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM25Canadian, can  
707.Shane "Captain Canoon" Ferth*   11:11.1   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M25Lakeport Pilsner, can  Fastest penalty lap (60s)
708.Tateishi "Yoda" Arthur   11:12.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM41Moosehead, can  
709.Chuck Murphy*   11:12.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM  
710.Brad "Plaid Shirt"    11:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
711.Curtis Gadula*   11:13.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM  
712.Joe Linseman*   11:13.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM23Carlsberg, can  cape, speedo, goggles
713.Milan Maljkovic   11:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
714.Allan Pribaz*   11:14.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
715.John    11:14.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicMKeith's, can  
716.Rob Preater   11:15.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM  
717.Bart Nichol*   11:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
718.Doug Smith*   11:17.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
719.Sarah McClennan*   11:17.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF  
720.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:17.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM37Stella Artois, can  ***330 ml can
721.Mark Arnott*   11:18.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
722.Jay Ruch*   11:20.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
723.J.D. Kelly*   11:20.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
724.Pissing Doucheman   11:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M26Laker, can  Dressed in enough layers to double his weight. Brought enough alcohol to double his age
725.Jason Davenport*   11:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
726.Ian Reid*   11:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
727.James    11:21.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileMcan  
728.Chris "Matt's pal" Taylor   11:22.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M22can  Rookie, Penalty Lap
729.Ravinder Jag Rai*   11:22.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer Mile  
730.Joel Reid*   11:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
731.Mike Landell   11:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M22Labbat's Blue, can  
732.Paula    11:22.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF42Keith's, can  
733.Jeff Kiernan*   11:23.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
734.Sebastian Calvache   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
735.Doug "The Doctor" Scott   11:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009MOld Milwaukee, can  The Doctor impresses us once again with his drinking abilities and should be an example for us all.
736.Jenn Eversley   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileFcan  
737.Andrea Dupont   11:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMFChocolate Milk,   
738.Frank Johnson*   11:24.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
739.Jon Kilcullen   11:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM26Old Milwaukee, can  Sans-Vom.
740.Funky Monkey   11:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F47Laker, can  Smashes H4 Female Beer Mile record, Puked within 30cm of finish
741.David Smith*   11:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
742.Ian Rankin   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2MAmsterdam Big Wheel Deluxe Amber, bottle  1st Beer Mile
743.Wes Dearborn   11:25.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMLabbat's Blue, can  *vomit penalty lap
744.C J   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
745.Ray Sacuevo   11:28.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM38Labatt's Blue, can  
746.Dan    11:29.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
747.Dan Way   11:29.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM24Budweiser, can  
748.Chris [Unknown]*   11:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M  
749.Roger "the Dodger" Barker   11:30.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM67Lakeport, can  
750.Derek Caveny*   11:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
751.Brian Nelson*   11:30.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M  
752.Atta Boy   11:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M47Laker, bottle  Spent a lot of time with 7 hard inches in his hand and finished with an impressive spurt from behind
753.Corey "C-Palm" Palmer   11:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM21Coors, bottle  He was drunk when he started... it isn't his fault.
754.Randy "RD" Fagan*   11:30.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM32Labatt 50, can  
755.Chris "shitty Hamstring" Holt   11:30.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM19Laker, can  Pukeage
756.Dave Spahich   11:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M19can  Mark's friend
757.Scott Young   11:31.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M26Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just an animal. Instead of a dress this year he brought regular clothes and the same winning attitude he inherited from his varsity rugby career
758.Reid Black*   11:32.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  I need a haircut
759.Noah Bass   11:32.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M32can  
760.Scott Garinther*   11:32.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM  
761.Jeannot Ouellette*   11:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM20Canadian, can  :22,:85,:27,:95,:45,:99,:48,:92,:179 penalty lap
762.Allan Pribaz*   11:32.9   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM  
763.Allan Pribaz*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
764.Kirsten Querbach*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON F  
765.D Leahy*   11:34.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
766.David Dame*   11:34.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
767.Greg Ackroyd*   11:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
768.Drew Freeman*   11:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
769.Gina Wong   11:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F30Sleeman Cream Ale, can  Beer Miler of the Year... Still the champ!
770.Shawn Perreault*   11:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
771.Shane "Canoon" Ferth   11:37.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M24Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
772.Scott Young   11:37.6   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM26Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just keeps pounding in the solid performances in 2011, a great season for the former piece of garbage.
773.Jennifer James*   11:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F  
774.Jeanette Collins*   11:38.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F  
775.Derek Caveny*   11:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
776.Vince Underager*   11:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
777.Paul Hammond   11:39.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M18Labbat's Blue, can  
778.Stef [Unknown]*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  
779.Doug Smith*   11:40.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM  
780.Andrew Stronach*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
781.Maren Garsch   11:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F26Labbat's Blue, can  
782.Roger ""The Dodger"" Barker   11:40.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMcan  
783.Matt Flemming*   11:40.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM20Export, can  
784.Patrick Store   11:41.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM21Canadian, can  
785.Ian "assman" Aseltine   11:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M26Kokanee, can  
786.Gina Wong   11:42.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012FGrasshopper, can  
787.Maren Garsch*   11:42.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  Good first effort
788.Steve Shigeishi*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
789.Neil [Unknown]*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
790.Andy Guitard*   11:44.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM  
791.Dianne Kapral   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicFMolson Canadian, can  PB
792.Remko Noteboom*   11:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
793.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM39Sleeman's Cream Ale, can  
794.Kayte McLeod*   11:50.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F19Milwaukee's Best, can  I won ???
795.Craig Chapman*   11:51.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
796.Adam Gavine*   11:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
797.Kathie Zeman   11:52.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF31Carlsberg, can  
798.Chris Fortier*   11:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
799.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   11:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M24Budweiser, can  Amazing party time shirt and bailed big time
800.Chris    11:54.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
801.Chris Kelly   11:54.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicMMoosehead, can  
802.Allan Pribaz*   11:54.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
803.Bob Dunlop   11:54.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M24Steamwhistle, can  Shorts, way too short, huge bozo
804.Nigel Gray*   11:54.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
805.Dennis Trips   11:55.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
806.Kathleen    11:56.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Fcan  
807.Kathleen Thompson   11:56.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF27Budweiser, can  
808.Shawn Brady*   11:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
809.Matt Partrige*   11:56.2   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M  
810.Roger Barker   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM65Lakeport Honey, can  
811.Angelo Calcafuoco   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicMLabbat's Blue, can  
812.Chris Singh   11:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
813.Brett Lumley*   11:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
814.Talyor Walker   11:58.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
815.Roger Barker   11:59.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM63Canadian, can  
816.Allan Bermingham*   12:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  My head is shaved for speed
817.Weston C. "The Animal" Dawkins*   12:00.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM20Stroh's, can  Best Dressed!!!
818.Kip Sigsworth*   12:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
819.John Salvadore*   12:00.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
820.Dave "Slow & Steady" Dunne   12:00.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M35Canadian, can  Ran clean
821.Nick Croker*   12:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM19Moosehead, bottle  Popped his Beer Mile cherry
822.Greg "Guns" Golenia   12:02.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...MMiller Genuine Draft, bottle  
823.Matt McInnes*   12:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
824.Scott Moncur*   12:02.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
825.Tamer Aburamadan*   12:02.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM20Canadian, bottle  
826.Jacob Muirhead   12:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM  
827.Alice    12:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicFSleeman Cream Ale, can  
828.Tim Francis*   12:03.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
829.Adam "Neckbrace"    12:03.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M  Almost died that night playing tag after the bar
830.Jason Carrier*   12:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M19Old Milwaukee, can  This was a lot harder than I thought it would be
831.David "Bikerack" Kelly   12:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M25Gold Strong, can  trying to have a WR with Gold strong. It's 8% and he hated it
832.Allan Pribaz*   12:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM  
833.Zig Zag *   12:07.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersMCarlsberg, can  
834.Neil McCourt*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM  
835.Chris Napier*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
836.Jon "Plastic Bed Sheets" Ennis*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M22Moosehead, can  Team Magnum
837.Rob    12:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
838.Rob Campbell   12:09.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM51Yankee Jim, can  
839.Dave Potter*   12:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
840.Kathleen Thompson   12:10.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F29Steamwhistle, can  Solid beer technique
841.Brad Young*   12:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM  
842.Gavin "loose arms" Hatheway   12:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M18Budweiser, can  Debut, crushing his brother's best time
843.Chris "Slut" Brens   12:12.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M20Lucky, can  Puked
844.Peter Laratta   12:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
845.Scott "Do It" Waller   12:12.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM21black label, can  puked
846.Katrina Huszarik   12:13.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F18Berghoff Original, can  I came, I saw, I gave 'er
847.Dave Palma*   12:14.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
848.Scott    12:14.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM22Labbat's Blue, can  
849.Les "The Colonel" Richards*   12:15.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM29Old Milwaukee, can  
850.Mike Melaney*   12:15.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
851.Dennis Karadadas   12:16.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
852.Cleve Thorson*   12:17.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M25Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie?
853.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes*   12:17.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M23Canadian, can  Drunken dash winner (11.8s)
854.Dominic Liao   12:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
855.Marc "Marcusus" Adams*   12:19.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM38Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
856.Rory Blackadder*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...  
857.Tim Francis*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
858.Mike Patterson*   12:19.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM  
859.Dave Zachariah   12:19.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM30Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fastest runner of the event. Couldn't get the beers down fast enough. Didn't think he would finish but pulled the trigger, downed the last beer and puts in a solid time on his first try.
860.Diana Charabin*   12:20.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F18Stroh's, can  I am a tank
861.Andrea Dupont   12:20.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F25Chocolate Milk,   Female milk champ
862.Chris Bastie*   12:21.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
863.Bill Holmes*   12:22.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM  
864.Chantal Gangne   12:22.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileF21Unknown, can  no pukeage
865.Vincent Goodfellow*   12:22.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM26Old Milwaukee, can  Napoleon is not a good chugger
866.Zeman "Z" Kathie   12:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF36Budweiser, can  vomit penalty lap
867.James Cash   12:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
868.Steve Antenucci*   12:27.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M  
869.Allan Pribaz*   12:28.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
870.Liz "Lizard" Van Every   12:28.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F21Mclays, bottle  Penalty Lap. Disappointing finish, had the chance for a pb but puked and lost her composure.
871.Bryan Coady*   12:30.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   ran barefoot, drank tall cans, AND had to do a penalty lap
872.Heather ""Honey "" Brown   12:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicFcan  
873.Jonathan Correia   12:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
874.Jason Davenport*   12:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MMilwaukee's Best, can  Ski masks make me aerodynamic
875.Anthony Paniccia*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
876.Michael Egan*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
877.Mark Kitely*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
878.Ryan "Oakie" Ouckama*   12:31.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M22Labatt's Blue, can  Team Heartthrob
879.Mark "Representing the Rowers" Busterfield   12:31.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M22Coors, can  
880.Stunt Boobs   12:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M35Old Milwaukee, can  PB: Failed to equal his time once again. Fortunately for him, negatively this time.
881.Carrie Malcomson*   12:34.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F  
882.James "goose" Gosselin   12:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM26Canadian, can  penalty lap (naked)
883.Stunt Boobs   12:34.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M35Laker, can  Aimed for less than 10 minutes, broke his PB by less than 10 seconds
884.Andrew Jago*   12:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM18Old Milwaukee, can  C'mon I'm only a youthie
885.Russell Horsey*   12:35.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
886.Eric "no car" Elliott   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM23black label, can  puked
887.Ashley "Letdown" Perry*   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M22Canadian, can  Puked
888.Jeff Strachan*   12:37.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M  
889.Josh Hanson*   12:37.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
890.Joel Sanderi*   12:37.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M23Moosehead, can  Rookie, international representation
891.Riley Monsour*   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM18Canadian, can  :26,:91,:53,:105,:111,:99,:204,:71
892.Chris Schreiber*   12:40.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
893.Jason York   12:40.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM22Unknown, can  no pukeage
894.Alejandro Mejia   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
895.Sam Nash*   12:41.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
896.Nick "Where's My Boat" Reaume   12:41.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M22Coors, can  
897.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M35Keith's IPA, can  First timed BM
898.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M35President's Choice (seriously), can  Mr. Consistency. Matches PB to the second. Posh Beer,
899.Doofus "pettie" Peterson   12:43.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileMCanadian, can  penalty lap
900.Joel Reid*   12:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
901.Adam Voogel   12:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
902.Dave Potter*   12:45.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
903.Jeff May*   12:45.0   Windsor, ON M  
904.Jon "no liver" Coleman   12:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM21black label, can  puked
905.Bryan Ashbourne*   12:48.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
906.Chris Bolton*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
907.Simon Francis*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
908.Mike Patterson*   12:49.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M22Old Milwaukee, can  God im getting old
909.Chris Griffen*   12:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
910.Doug Smith*   12:50.2   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
911.Caleb Suter*   12:51.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M  
912.Kim "gamble" Gamble   12:51.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF23Canadian, can  
913.Joel Reid*   12:52.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
914.R J Schuler*   12:52.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F22Milwaukee's Best, can  Had a very nice puke
915.Rob West*   12:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
916.Neil McCourt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
917.Stefan Schmidt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM  
918.Jayson Bowerman*   12:54.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM  
919.Tim Colson*   12:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
920.Cami Fraser*   12:55.0   Kingston, ON F  
921.Sean Kerr*   12:55.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MMilwaukee's Best, can  I'll do better next time
922.Just Sheldon   12:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M23Heineken, can  Wants it to be known he ran in jeans. Technical DQ for drinking pussy European 330ml beers.
923.Holly    12:56.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileFcan  
924.Ryan O'Hagan*   12:57.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  First loser to the women's champ
925.Jason Yorke   12:58.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM20labatt 50, can  
926.Mike Sterling*   12:58.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
927.Joe Linseman*   12:58.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM23Export, can  
928.Michael Warner   13:00.0   Toronto, ON Toronto Beer RunnersM44Steamwhistle, can  
929.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
930.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
931.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
932.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
933.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
934.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
935.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
936.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
937.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
938.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Milecan  At least 13 minutes
939.Charlotte Dunlap   13:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F19Canadian, can  She was amped up and it showed in her very respectable time
940.Dave Depiero   13:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM26Budweiser, can  Just plain sexy
941.Heather "Honey" Brown   13:01.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF35Canadian, can  
942.Matt "B." Barrett   13:02.0   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM18rickards, can  his sideburns may have slown him down.
943.Matt Roach   13:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M18Canadian, can  Good effort in his first ever beer mile.
944.Brian "Friggin' Northan" Northan*   13:03.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM28Old Milwaukee, can  
945.Chris Napier*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
946.Alex Parker*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
947.Chris "I Love Uphills" Nichols   13:03.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M24Coors, can  Rookie Mile
948.Duncan Rowe*   13:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM22can  Penalty Lap
949.Jon Adernetto*   13:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  Part of the 250 lbs. club
950.Stephen Shigeishi*   13:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
951.Mark Miller*   13:05.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM20Canadian, can  :25,:86,:65,:110,:117,:102,:177,:103
952.Neil McCourt*   13:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
953.John Tidball*   13:05.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M20Export, can  winner of the 100 m Drunken Dash AND Podium Chug
954.Denis Healy*   13:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
955.Scott Reaume*   13:08.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
956.Steve Biggs   13:08.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMKeith's, can  *vomit penalty lap
957.Caleb Suter*   13:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M  
958.Bob Dunlop   13:10.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM24Meatwhistle, can  Wore a dress, it was gross, held the barf in like usual and finished with a solid time. A real fan favourite.
959.Mark Wooley*   13:11.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM41Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, definate room for improvement.
960.Ben Schwepps*   13:11.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Labbat's Blue, can  
961.Darryl Kielec   13:12.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M32can  Worse than Last time! D'Oh!
962.Karen Gleeson   13:12.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicFBudweiser, can  
963.Ashley "Ashbash" Perry   13:13.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M23Lonestar, can  What a gay nickname
964.Jason Symington   13:13.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M22Labbat's Blue, can  
965.Paulo Monte*   13:13.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M26Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Warm up for Toronto
966.Derek Sarafini*   13:14.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
967.Channa Khamragi   13:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
968.Heather "H-Mac" McLeod*   13:15.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileF19Stroh's, can  The only woman!!!! Damn the skirt clause
969.Matt Reid*   13:15.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM23Canadian, can  
970.Joel Reid*   13:15.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
971.John Simon*   13:15.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M  
972.Eric Giddings   13:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
973.Spring Holter   13:15.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicFBudweiser, can  
974.Tim Colson*   13:15.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  This aint no singles race
975.Drinks Like A Girl   13:17.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersMMoosehead, can  
976.Mark Watson*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
977.Zander Parker*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
978.Emma Ferguson*   13:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
979.John Kelly*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
980.Savvas Frantzeskos*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile  
981.Gina "Action" Jackson   13:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F24can  Penalty Lap, PB
982.Dave "Old Man" Witiluk   13:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M22Canadian, bottle  Penalty Lap. The Old Man had an impressive race despite a lot of vomiting.
983.Joe Ho   13:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M23Labbat's Blue, can  
984.Heather Brown   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicFBudweiser, can  PB
985.Dave Bolan   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicMBudweiser, can  penalty lap
986.Mark Conelly*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
987.Bart Kalnay*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
988.Alex Sproll   13:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM36Molson Canadian, can  
989.Richard Kelland   13:26.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M29Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  50% improvement over last year!
990.Colin Rhodes   13:27.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMMChocolate Milk,   
991.Craig "Brampton Transit" Sim   13:27.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM19Canadian, can  Puked like a mother fucker
992.New Shoez   13:27.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersMMoosehead, can  
993.New Shoez    13:28.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...MMoosehead, can  
994.Andrew "I Can't Believe I Puked" Shufelt   13:29.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M34Labbat's Blue, can  Penalty Lap
995.Ryan    13:30.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
996.Ryan Wilson   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicMMolson Canadian, can  
997.Javier Rank   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
998.Jeff Kiernan*   13:30.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
999.Chris St. Amand*   13:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM20Export, can  
1000.Brad Thomas*   13:32.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1001.Dave Potter*   13:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1002.Jay Hussak*   13:33.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM23Old Milwaukee, can  That was a lot harder than I expected
1003.Dave Depiero   13:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM28Old Milwaukee, can  Maybe a puker?
1004.Danielle Sheahan   13:34.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F26Steamwhistle, bottle  first to puke followed by an amazing comeback to 4th.
1005.Cass "The Hospitalizer" Evans   13:34.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M20Stella, bottle  He's gonna break your ankles
1006.Matt Demeo*   13:35.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
1007.Omar Hafez*   13:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
1008.Kevin Beatty*   13:36.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1009.Sydney "low blow" Lowe   13:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F20Budweiser, can  Gutted out her first race with the team in a while
1010.Alex Magdanz   13:37.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMMChocolate Milk,   
1011.Dustin "Dusty" Demille   13:37.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMLaker, can  *vomit penalty lap
1012.Wes Moore*   13:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
1013.T Brown*   13:39.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1014.David Gerhardt   13:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1015.Bob Westman*   13:41.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M22Old Milwaukee, can  My 48 speed did not help me one bit
1016.Scott "Uncle" Reid   13:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M26Molson Canadian, can  This guy sucks, rocked a couple barfs after finishing
1017.Simon Hoggett*   13:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
1018.Chris Napier*   13:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
1019.Jeff Strachan*   13:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1020.Ray Sacuevo   13:44.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2MLabatt Blue, can  Two minutes slower than last year!
1021.Greg Hornblower*   13:44.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM20Export, can  
1022.Doug    13:45.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
1023.Doug Kells   13:45.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicMMolson Canadian, can  
1024.Tara Lohmann*   13:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F  
1025.Caroline K*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F18Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1026.Sasha Hodder*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F22Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1027.Roger Moss   13:45.5   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicMBudweiser, can  
1028.Roger    13:46.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
1029.Cass Evans   13:46.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
1030.Tom Zverina*   13:47.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
1031.Rory Blackadder*   13:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...  
1032.John Simon*   13:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M  
1033.Scott [Unknown]*   13:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
1034.Juliann Desjardins   13:49.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F18Labbat's Blue, can  
1035.Justin Smith*   13:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M21Stroh's, can  Stroh's BLOWS
1036.Joel Musial   13:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1037.O'Brien Gibbons*   13:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile  
1038.Kevin Beatty*   13:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1039.Mark Mohamed   13:52.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M20Spritz up (soda pop), can  Rookie Mile, to much carbonation in pop
1040.Chris D'Estere*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M20Old Milwaukee, can  That was fucking tough
1041.Ashley Korman*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F19Old Milwaukee, can  My hips hurt
1042.Colin Playle   13:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1043.Sue Holland*   13:54.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF  
1044.Alec "Thompson" Proudfoot   13:55.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M18Lakeport Honey, can  His goal was to not come last. Mission accomplished
1045.Brian Stasiak*   13:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1046.Brett Snider   14:00.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM17Budweiser, can  
1047.Joe Hoe*   14:00.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  I am not the jack of this trade
1048.Greg Thomas*   14:00.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1049.Chris Lee   14:01.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2MMixed Bag, can  1st Beer Mile
1050.D Waite*   14:01.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...FLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1051.Dan Zinzer*   14:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM22Carlsberg, can  
1052.Ben Reentovich   14:02.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M32Labbat's Blue, can  
1053.Halfwit    14:02.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F36Steamwhistle, can  Destroys PB.
1054.Allan Pribaz*   14:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1055.Josh Wilson*   14:06.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM19can  
1056.Tom Beale*   14:08.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
1057.Tim Durocher*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
1058.Caroline Shilhan*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileF  
1059.Andrew Spencer*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1060.Steve Shigeishi*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1061.Mark "I beat Irondad" Linseman*   14:11.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM16Stroh's, can  
1062.Allen "Kung Fu" Kim*   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM21Canadian, can  :19,:87,:66,:111,:180,:122,:73,:91,:104 penalty lap
1063.Derrick Ritwinzky   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1064.Mike Aquino   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1065.Nick Daube*   14:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1066.Elliot "Big Head" Burger   14:14.8   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M20Black Ice, can  Rookie Mile, lots of vomit
1067.Mark Kiteley*   14:15.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM  
1068.David "Bike Rack" Kelly   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM23Labatt Blue, can  Wore a soccer ref's uniform and yellow-carded DNF guy for being too emo and DNF'ing, also a puker
1069.Ben Zaporzan   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M20Heineken, can  
1070.Grant Strachan*   14:16.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1071.Johanna Evers   14:17.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF28Amsterdam blonde, bottle  
1072.Johanna    14:18.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Fbottle  
1073.Arden Beddoes*   14:18.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM22Old Milwaukee, can  What's beer again?
1074.Mike Midmer*   14:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
1075.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight*   14:18.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M19Canadian, can  PB, 1st jumper
1076.Kan Singh*   14:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X  
1077.Brad Young*   14:20.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1078.Cory Fearon*   14:20.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1  
1079.Colin Ward*   14:21.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1080.Scott Garinther*   14:23.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
1081.Mark Arsenault*   14:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM  
1082.Jason "100m kick" Milliquet   14:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M18can  Came with nothing, borrowed shoes/spandex/beer!
1083.Mark Arsenault*   14:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1084.Kevin "Wore a hockey jersey" Karlsen   14:27.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M19can  Loved being last place
1085.Jakeb Ambeau   14:30.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM8Juice boxes,   Woohoo. Nice dress!
1086.Heather "H-Mac" McLoed*   14:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF20Export, can  
1087.Casket Case   14:31.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M34Keith's IPA, can  
1088.Max Cowlen*   14:32.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M25Budweiser, can  Barfed cherries and grapes
1089.New Shoez   14:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...MHeineken, can  Technical DNF for drinking European pussy 330ml beers
1090.Chris Rasmussen*   14:33.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M19Old Milwaukee, can  Longest flowing puke of the night
1091.Lisa "The Lazer" Alaimo   14:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F20Canadian, bottle  Impressive finish for the Lazer. She has great untapped potential as a beermiler
1092.Johanna Evers   14:35.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileF26Amsterdam Blonde, bottle  top female in inaugural Rat Beer Mile
1093.Mike Williams*   14:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1094.Wesley Moore*   14:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM  
1095.Paul Martin*   14:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1096.Rob Richer*   14:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM18Canadian, can  :26,:91,:52,:125,:85,:121,:181,:93,:103 penalty lap
1097.Pat Janeczek*   14:37.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M  
1098.Mike Midmer*   14:37.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1099.Mark Arsenault*   14:39.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM  
1100.Drew "burnsie" Grahame   14:42.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM24Steeler, can  
1101.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   14:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M24Molson Canadian, can  No longer feeling victory in his blood
1102.Rob Campbell   14:43.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012MBudweiser, can  
1103.Damian Antonio*   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM23Export, can  
1104.Jon "Jonny M" Markiewicz   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M24Molson Canadian, can  Walked It
1105.Quentin Osborne*   14:45.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM  
1106.Blain Kelly*   14:45.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M19Canadian, can  
1107.Mark Arsenault*   14:45.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
1108.Blain Kelly*   14:47.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Canadian, can  penalty lap
1109.Jeff Bone*   14:48.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M21Stroh's, can  got to the line from Windsor just in time
1110.Jeff Blair*   14:48.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
1111.Mark Linseman*   14:51.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM18Export, can  
1112.Connor Teskey*   14:54.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
1113.Dan Way   14:55.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012MBudweiser, can  penalty lap
1114.Adam McKinnon*   14:56.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM20Stroh's, can  
1115.Sasha Bond*   14:56.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M19Old Milwaukee, can  At least I finished
1116.Shannon Hunt*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile  
1117.Bill Petrcich*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM  
1118.Trefor Evans   14:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1119.Scott "Scooter" Curry*   14:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM28Labatt 50, can  
1120.Johanna Evers   14:58.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2FAmsterdam Natural Blojnde Lager, bottle  First Female-Vomitted
1121.Corey Beckett   14:58.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M19Lakeport Honey, can  
1122.Grant Strachan*   14:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM  
1123.Diamond Duck   14:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M43Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PB - 6 minutes quicker than previous, perhaps as he didn't have to worry about LiD being locked in his trunk this time
1124.Ryan Blatchford   15:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicMbottle  
1125.Kaylie Iserhoff   15:05.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF21Canadian, can  Great projectile
1126.Melanie "fish tank" Mclean   15:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F20variety pack, can  Penalty Lap. This lady showed up as a spectator and decided to race despite a bad cold. In her prime she has the potential to break world records!
1127.Bob Dunlop*   15:05.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M22Budweiser, can  Biggest barf of the event, held off until the end
1128.Dave Creighton*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
1129.Steve Shigeishi*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM  
1130.Pete Steponaitis*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1131.Shannon Coles*   15:07.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF20Export, can  
1132.Jen Roberts   15:08.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F21Labbat's Blue, can  
1133.Airtight in a Swordfight    15:08.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M22Laker Lager, can  PB; Speed walked first three laps, ran last lap
1134.celestialspeedster    15:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurFChocolate Milk, cup  Stomach made cheese hours later.
1135.Gary Hastings*   15:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM  
1136.Chris Courtemanche*   15:10.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M26  
1137.Dave Scott   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  Taped to Dimeji
1138.Dimejilow Olowojoyelu   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1139.Mike Midmer*   15:15.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1140.Kevin Beatty*   15:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1141.Conor McKaignay*   15:19.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
1142.Andrew Lahey*   15:19.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M19Canadian, can  Rookie
1143.Kelly-Lynn Spretigue   15:20.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMFChocolate Milk,   
1144.Erin McNeill   15:21.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileFcan  
1145.Thomas Parker   15:22.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M20Rum & Coke, can  First place in the Muslim Appreciation Mile
1146.Suzanne Garrett*   15:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF  
1147.Ashley Korman*   15:25.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  At least I beat Sam
1148.Andrew M*   15:26.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM17Export, can  
1149.Chris Saunders*   15:27.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM  
1150.Jake Breuer*   15:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  Next time I am training
1151.Mike Whitehead*   15:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M  
1152.Alberto Picard-Ami   15:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  Tallboys
1153.Chris James*   15:31.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1154.Ian "No Comment" Westra   15:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M22can  Penalty Lap, PB
1155.Steve Bentley*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
1156.Mark Kitely*   15:32.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM  
1157.Chris Singh*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM18Canadian, can  :34,:94,:92,:109,:179,:128,:210,:86
1158.Brad Thomas*   15:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1159.Brian Ashbourne*   15:33.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  I like fighting
1160.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings   15:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M21Lucky, can  Terrible race, couldn't hold her down
1161.Natasha Lane   15:35.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF  
1162.Peter Raimondo   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1163.Mike Zeljckovic   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
1164.Jeff Strachan*   15:37.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1165.Navin Chari   15:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
1166.Matt Prior*   15:38.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Export, can  penalty lap
1167.Sam Healey   15:38.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F21Canadian, can  Hates beer but gutted it out like a champ
1168.Chris Rasmussen*   15:40.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  WORE A THONG
1169.Karen Belfall*   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F18Labatt Blue, can  Rookie, game-time switch to beer
1170.Josh "saggy pant" Mosco   15:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M19Carling, can  
1171.Kirk "Saskatchewanee" Ewen   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M20Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
1172.Mr. Pink   15:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M33Laker, can  Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
1173.Allan Pribaz*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
1174.Colin Ward*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1175.Jamie Chisholm*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...  
1176.Grant Strachan*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1177.Bart Kalnay*   15:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1178.Chris Gilbert*   15:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM  
1179.Andrea "Shouldn't Have Kicked" Harrington   15:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4F33Kieths, can  10m from the line &...oh, oh
1180.Dave Mika   15:46.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMMLaker, can  
1181.Michael Cook   15:46.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009MMolson Canadian, bottle  "The victory was almost as sweet as the beer I regurgitated."
1182.Shawn Vanclief*   15:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
1183.Jean-Nicholas Duval*   15:50.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM  
1184.Mike Tanowicz*   15:51.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
1185.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   15:51.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M27Molson export, bottle  
1186.Mike Wierech   15:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1187.Grant Strachan*   15:58.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
1188.Wet Spot   15:59.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersMMoosehead, can  
1189.Funky Monkey    16:00.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F47Laker Pilsner, can  Puked after third beer; claimed to have puked a dozen times.
1190.Geoff Randall*   16:01.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1191.Max Cowlen*   16:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M24Budweiser, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL: of beer
1192.Mamrian U   16:01.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1193.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   16:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM18Export, can  
1194.Topher Morris*   16:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  Who invented this?
1195.Dave Collins*   16:05.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM  
1196.Darrell "18 Minute Beater" Wright   16:07.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM32Innis and Gun, can  VIKING! puker.
1197.Jeff Strachan*   16:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1198.Shawn Brady*   16:10.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
1199.Andrew Davis*   16:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1200.Jeff Strachan*   16:12.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
1201.Grant Strachan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1202.Martha Sirdevan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF  
1203.Amanda Boyle*   16:12.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F26  
1204.Colin Ward*   16:16.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1205.Mark Arsenault*   16:16.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM  
1206.Caroline K   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F21Labbat's Blue, can  
1207.Michelle Furbacher   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F21Labbat's Blue, can  
1208.Kat Edwards*   16:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileF22  
1209.Sean "Red Squirrel" Roper   16:17.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM37Budweiser, can  
1210.Geoffrey "Shoebacca" Shoesmith*   16:17.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM20Stroh's, can  
1211.Alex    16:18.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM18Labbat's Blue, can  
1212.Phillipe M   16:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1213.Lucas V.*   16:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM  
1214.Amelie Lesser   16:27.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F21Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1215.Jason Van Wyngarden*   16:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MOld Milwaukee, can  Many girls beat me
1216.Mindy Foise*   16:27.5   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F  
1217.Jay "Boots" Boot   16:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM21black label, can  puked
1218.Darren Bibby   16:29.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2Alexander Keiths Indian Pale Ale, can  Vomitted
1219.J Hayes*   16:29.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...FLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1220.Uncle Phil [Unknown]*   16:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM  
1221.Not without her Shoes    16:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...FMoosehead, can  
1222.A Brooks*   16:30.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...FLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1223.Paul Mora   16:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMWaterloo Dark, bottle  
1224.Connor Sedweich   16:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1225.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   16:30.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M24Molson Canadian, can  5 metres short of 4th place, could not hold the barf in
1226.Rob Auld*   16:30.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
1227.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald   16:34.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M20Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Penalty Lap
1228.Graeme Cowlen   16:34.8   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM34Sleeman Original Draught, can  Pure meatball, barfed on his last sip of beer and claims to have given up on his dream after that.
1229.Alwaleed Osman*   16:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile  
1230.Kazoo    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersMCarlsberg, can  
1231.New Shoez    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersMCarlsberg, can  
1232.David Creighton*   16:37.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1233.Sam Uchmak*   16:37.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  WAY better than last time
1234.Matthew Gustafson   16:38.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M27can  
1235.Sheila Dyer   16:40.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF21Labbat's Blue, can  
1236.Shawn Smith*   16:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
1237.Jake Gauthier*   16:40.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M26Miller High Life, can  
1238.Graydon Raymer*   16:42.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1239.Erin "Sask" Sask   16:43.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileF20Labbat's Blue, can  4 beers for this girl
1240.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   16:44.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M27  
1241.Mark Aldham   16:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
1242.Colin Ward*   16:45.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M  
1243.Kristen C   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF  
1244.Peter Miskiel   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1245.Julio K   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1246.Ian MacKinnon*   16:48.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M23Moosehead, can  Rookie
1247.Cougar    16:49.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...FMoosehead, can  
1248.Jeff Strachan*   16:50.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
1249.Matt Pickel*   16:50.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M20Export, can  
1250.Dan "Little Bitch" L-L   16:51.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M20Keiths, can  Rookie Mile, had to work an hour after
1251.A Sills*   16:52.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1252.John Asmis   16:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
1253.Ian Armstrong*   17:00.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM  
1254.Bart Nichol*   17:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM  
1255.Chris Elliot*   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM23Export, can  
1256.Laura Pearson   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F23Molson Canadian, can  Female Champ, PB
1257.Matt Thompson*   17:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
1258.Becky Carr   17:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF20Budweiser, can  Did the 3 beer mile, and ran a PB, also ran barefoot
1259.Celia "Upchuck" Peters   17:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F18Canadian, can  Top female, puked upon finish
1260.Rohan Pawne   17:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1261.Matt Barrett   17:06.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM17Budweiser, can  
1262.Brown "The Fez" Heather   17:11.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF38Budweiser, can  
1263.Kevin    17:11.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011Mcan  
1264.Kevin Curnock   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicMBudweiser & 1 red rocket, can  
1265.Travis Coulter   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
1266.Dennis "heals" Healy   17:14.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM26Old Mill, can  triple jump included
1267.Kevin Davis   17:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M20Canadian,   
1268.Thorn    17:15.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurMScrew Driver, bottle  Showed strong drink mixing skills.
1269.Pia Eastwood*   17:15.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F20Milwaukee's Best, can  This is FUN !!!
1270.Patrick Jones   17:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1271.Andrew Stronach*   17:16.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
1272.Heather "Browner" Brown   17:18.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF34can  time includes penalty lap
1273.Nikita Dawe   17:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF  
1274.Nick Daube*   17:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1275.Dadan Goulet*   17:20.1   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M  
1276.Laura "Fast" Andrighetti   17:21.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F21Canadian, can  Good outing
1277.B VanderVliet*   17:21.5   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1278.Josh Schwartz*   17:24.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M19Stroh's, can  Hates Stroh's with a passion
1279.Mark Arsenault*   17:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM  
1280.Mike Aquino   17:24.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileMcan  
1281.Chris Allington*   17:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1282.Chris McKinnon*   17:26.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM  
1283.Scott Young*   17:26.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M24Sleeman Original Draught, can  Brand new shoes
1284.Nick Wolynsky*   17:26.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M25Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
1285.Alan "Pukie"    17:27.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M28Budweiser, can  puked after the race!
1286.Melissa Buchan*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF  
1287.Allan Pribaz*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM  
1288.Melinda Campbell   17:28.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012FBudweiser, can  
1289.Billy Strachan*   17:28.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M17Stroh's, can  I'm on alcoholic probation why am I in a beer mile
1290.Nicolas Zuriga   17:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1291.Byron Goodwin*   17:32.2   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM  
1292.Tom Bima*   17:33.6   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM  
1293.Daryl Fillion*   17:33.7   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM  
1294.Phil Brownhill   17:35.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM22Lucky, can  
1295.Emma Ferguson   17:35.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F21Labbat's Blue, can  
1296.Matt Bouchard*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1297.Colin Ward*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1298.Jon Cescon*   17:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1299.Brandon Lee   17:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1300.Colin Ward*   17:44.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1301.Heather McLeod*   17:45.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF24Lucky, can  (Penalty) A trooper to the very end
1302.Kurt "The Hurt" Kenny*   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M26Lakeport, can  A wise man once said,
1303.Rob Moore   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M32Old Milwaukee, can  It is rumoured he did tall cans...
1304.Peter Ciglenec   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Toronto Beer RunnersM34Labatt Blue, can  
1305.Rachael Benton*   17:48.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F18Stroh's, can  I hate you Pete
1306.Emma "Dilemma" Iserhoff   17:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF8Gatorade, cup  This young girl wanted a shot at this race and blew everybody away! Downing 1/4 liter per lap, she blew the rest of the competition away! Watch out world, in a few years she will be setting records! Penalty Lap
1307.Chris Hamilton   17:48.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M20Alexander Keith's, can  He needs to spend more time with the running team, then perhaps he'll learn the beermiling ways.
1308.Corey Beckett   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1309.Allan Williams   17:49.0   Toronto, ON Toronto Beer RunnersM48Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
1310.Colleen "Cooleener" Forde*   17:50.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F20Schlitz, can  Rookie
1311.Greg "Another Hutch" Hutchinson*   17:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M23Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie? Slowest fastest runner
1312.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   17:52.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M19Moosehead, can  
1313.Matt Rooke   17:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM  Last Male
1314.Pat To*   17:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M24Budweiser, can  Was in a suit
1315.John Kelly*   17:54.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1316.David Petrie   17:54.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M27Budweiser, can  only male of the group to do the extra lap.
1317.Steve "Captain Falcon" DeFalco   17:56.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1318.Christopher "The Cow Man" Gaudreau   17:56.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM19Upper Canada, bottle  This cow came close to catching Emma. He's alright for a first timer. Penalty Lap.
1319.Michael De Laet   17:57.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012MBudweiser, can  penalty lap
1320.Wayne McIntyre   17:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M19Schlitz TALL BOYS, can  Rookie
1321.Guillermo O'Byrne   17:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1322.Pissing Doucheman   17:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M25Budweiser, can  Forced to finish unfinsished cans at finish.
1323.Laura Robson*   18:00.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
1324.Darrell Wright   18:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMcan  
1325.Mike "Stoney" Livingstone*   18:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M23Budweiser, can  Mario Lemieux Jofa
1326.Derek Caveny*   18:04.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM  
1327.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   18:05.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Export, can  penalty lap
1328.Tristan Laycock   18:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M18  
1329.Cory Fearon*   18:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2  
1330.Neil Hampson*   18:13.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM  
1331.Nine Up the Back Straight   18:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M34Milwaukee, can  PB: Finally full Kingston graduate. Virgin BMer in every sense. Underestimated Beer Mile difficulty leading to large amount of minutes squating like an Uzbek. Had to work so hard to beat contemporary and vastly more unfit...
1332.Cougar    18:14.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersFMoosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1333.Pissing Doucheman   18:16.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M26Molson Export, can  Spectacular post race puke
1334.Chris Arnott   18:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M21Budweiser,   
1335.L Baudoin*   18:16.9   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1336.Andrew Jago*   18:17.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM17Old Milwaukee, can  I am 17 give me a break
1337.Aidan Mueller   18:17.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1338.Tom Wanks   18:19.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M37Laker, can  PB: Grown back virgin. Smoker. First mile ran in... well, cumulative life to date...
1339.Ray Comeau*   18:21.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M  
1340.Craig Joleka*   18:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
1341.Paulo Monte   18:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M25Molson Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
1342.Jenn Eversley   18:23.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F20Canadian,   
1343.Rob Moses*   18:26.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M  
1344.Dual Shitizenship   18:29.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M53Canadian, can  Spectacular finishing straght vomit. Tried to use it as pick up technique with general public
1345.Jose C   18:31.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1346.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald*   18:31.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M21Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Best male puke
1347.Mora "RUNGEEK" Paul   18:33.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicMHard Lager, can  
1348.Dave Spahich*   18:35.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM21Guinness, can  440 ml cans
1349.Mike "Good Looking" McRae   18:35.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...MLakeport, can  
1350.Rob Moses*   18:36.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M  
1351.MC de Beer   18:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1352.Matt Kloske*   18:39.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM20Export, can  
1353.Mark Aldham   18:39.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M22Lakeport Honey, can  
1354.Christina Parfitt*   18:40.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
1355.Andrew Montreal*   18:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM18Export, can  
1356.Aura Idgen*   18:42.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
1357.S Lewis*   18:44.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1358.Max Cowlen*   18:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM24Sleeman Original Draught, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL of beer
1359.Ashley Korman*   18:48.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F20Milwaukee's Best, can  I get slower every time I do one
1360.Peter Sockorski*   18:51.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...MLaker Lager, can  
1361.Amanda Dame*   18:51.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3F32Labbat's Blue, can  Women's Mile, First time, nice!
1362.Dom McPherson   18:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1363.J Demeo*   18:54.7   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1364.Michael Cook   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurMSteam Whistle, bottle  Drank 3 pints of beer before race.
1365.Fernando Rocha   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1366.Steve "Oh Hey!!!" Bice*   19:01.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM19Stroh's, can  
1367.David "Shieldsboy" Shields*   19:02.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM20Stroh's, can  
1368.Michael "Holman" Holman*   19:03.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM20Stroh's, can  
1369.Matt Dodds*   19:03.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
1370.Richard Ren   19:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1371.Diapor    19:07.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurMLakeport Honey Lager, can  Slow but steady.
1372.Rob Berg*   19:08.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1373.Mark Arsenault*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1374.Suzanne Garrett*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF  
1375.Greg Viecioreh*   19:13.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
1376.Chris Tuff   19:15.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M20Lakeport Honey, can  
1377.Stan Yoo   19:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M18Lakeport Honey, can  
1378.Aidan Solala   19:20.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1379.James Wilkinson*   19:24.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1380.Halfwit    19:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F35Steamwhistle, can  PB: More than halves BM PB despite snow on track approximately half her height in places. Now officially competitive
1381.Luis Ramirez   19:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1382.Airtight in a Swordfight   19:27.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M12Steamwhistle, can  Beat Shampoo on third time of asking
1383.Matt [Unknown]*   19:29.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1384.Kyle Knight*   19:30.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM22Export, can  great sideburns
1385.Jen Roberts*   19:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F19Milwaukee's Best, can  I like rowing better
1386.Sheila Dyer   19:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF20can  Best Girl!
1387.John Mackenzie*   19:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M18Stroh's, can  Swears he wasn't last
1388.Bill Petrcich*   19:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1389.Double Header   19:44.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersFMoosehead, can  
1390.Rob Scobie*   19:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1391.Ray Comeau*   19:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M  
1392.Junaid W   19:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1393.Mike Aquino   19:51.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M19Budweiser, can  
1394.Alexis Tsang*   19:54.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F19Old Milwaukee, can  I did it, its over
1395.Sarah "Captain Buns" Snable*   19:56.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F24Labatt Blue, can  PB
1396.Kaylie "3/4" Iserhoff   19:57.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...FLakeport Ice, can  got a red card (two yellows) by DK. One for going too slow and one for the discovery of an un-finished beer in the post race inspection
1397.Reuben Bakker*   19:59.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
1398.Leslie Tabler*   20:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F19Stroh's, can  At least I finished
1399.Ruthie Cooke*   20:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF22Export, can  owns 4:51 mile PB
1400.John Daniel McNeil   20:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M20Lakeport Honey, can  
1401.Jeff Strachan*   20:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM  
1402.Waiwai L   20:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1403.Lo Newell   20:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurFSleeman Original Draft, can  Surprised to finish and determined to do it again.
1404.Aaron Lampe*   20:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM22Canadian, can  :22,:103,:44,:116,:212,:148,:375,:88,:102 penalty lap
1405.Ryan Lahti   20:12.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM17Budweiser, can  
1406.Tim Bahun*   20:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
1407.Rob Auld*   20:13.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM  
1408.Daniel Cobolis   20:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1409.Kaylie "three-quart" Iserhoff   20:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF20Budweiser, can  1st puker.
1410.Zack "Zackinabox" Tiessen   20:17.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...MMilwaukees Best, bottle  
1411.Brad Leufkens*   20:18.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M22Kokanee, can  Barfed
1412.Mark Arsenault*   20:19.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM  
1413.Mangina    20:20.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersMCarlsberg, can  
1414.Greg Lamoureux*   20:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM21Canadian, can  :34,:85,:104,:117,:350,:91,:253,:86,:100 penalty lap
1415.Just Mike   20:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7MPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pre-lubing for AAA coaching event.
1416.Kyle "Skinz" Skinner   20:26.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...MLakeport, can  
1417.Bob Dunlop   20:27.0   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM22Budweiser, can  Took forever to drink final beer
1418.Heidi ?*   20:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF  
1419.Matt Prior*   20:31.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM18Export, can  
1420.Vince Avati   20:36.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M19Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1421.Greg Warman*   20:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1422.Jeff Ballingal*   20:40.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M18Budweiser, can  wore a dumb costume
1423.Natalie Patterson   20:42.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicFCanadian, can  
1424.Sarah Potovski*   20:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F21Milwaukee's Best, can  Wow these are hard!
1425.Sebastian C   20:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1426.Roger Pielechaty   20:49.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurMGrasshopper, bottle  Knelt in the grass to spit, not vomit.
1427.Henrique Coppini   20:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM  
1428.Bill Chafe*   20:53.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM20Export, can  
1429.Heather McMillan*   20:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  Pia you suck
1430.McKee Ian*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM26Keith's, bottle  
1431.Jamie Chisholm*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile  
1432.Natalie Patterson   20:56.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicFcan  
1433.Pia Eastwood*   20:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  This is hard
1434.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight   21:00.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M19Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1435.Dual Shitizenship   21:03.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M54Keith's/Laker, can  Walked in boots bigger than countries bigger than Liechtenstein.
1436.Diamond Duck   21:04.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F45Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran own BM after turning up late
1437.Matt Prior*   21:08.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M19Budweiser, can  
1438.Scott Young*   21:10.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M25Molson Canadian, can  Finished barfing an hour before the race, a real warrior
1439.Paul Grant   21:11.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M19Moosehead Lager, can  Rookie
1440.Maggie Inrig*   21:16.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F19Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't even think I could run a mile
1441.Damien Arnaud*   21:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM17Canadian, can  :26,:113,:93,:116,:354,:120,:325,:131
1442.Chan Justin   21:20.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1443.Susan Wiens   21:20.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F31Canadian/Moosehead, can  extra lap but still beat Saurabh by more than a minute.
1444.Luis Ramirez   21:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M20Canadian, bottle  
1445.Jenna Bell   21:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F20Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1446.Max Cowlen   21:22.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M26Molson Canadian, can  Disgrace. Barfed 8 time (at least). Goal was to entertain the ladies and of course the goal was achieved. Other than that this guy sucks.
1447.Josh Chan   21:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicMPabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1448.B Stiles*   21:24.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...FLakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1449.Shevon MacLean*   21:25.0   Sudbury, ON   
1450.K Miller*   21:26.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...MLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1451.Patrick Beauchesne   21:27.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM22Labbat's Blue, can  
1452.Sleepy    21:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersMCarlsberg, can  
1453.Davis "Yea-vis" Dowhaniuk   21:32.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M19Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1454.Brian Lindsay*   21:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1455.Pavel    21:36.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!  
1456.Jon "Sir Alley-cat mcGrath" Kilcullen   21:40.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM25Labatt 50, can  Puked many a time
1457.Taylor Walker   21:40.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M19Corona, bottle  
1458.Tyler Reid*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM  
1459.Mike Caza*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
1460.Mark "Beault" Archambeault*   21:43.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM20Stroh's, can  
1461.Jeremy "Sweet Deal" Daniels*   21:43.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM22Export, can  
1462.Steph Hord*   21:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F18Old Milwaukee, can  Slow and Steady wins the race
1463.Daniel Stilla   21:50.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM20Kokanee, bottle  Just had wisdom teeth removed and might have vomited up a stitch.
1464.Paul Mackinnon*   21:50.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM18Kokanee, can  
1465.Mark Aldham*   21:51.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM20Canadian, can  :33,:100,:96,:111,:310,:92,:353,:102,:114 penalty lap
1466.Shirtless Guy #1*   21:51.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Canadian, can  Forgot his name
1467.Andrew Montreal*   21:53.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Stroh's, can  
1468.Sam Roger*   21:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1469.Tom Parker*   21:54.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM19Export, can  
1470.Chris Baninga*   21:54.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Canadian, can  
1471.Kayte Mcleod*   21:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1472.Surabhi Venkatesh*   21:57.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F19Moosehead, can  PB
1473.Josh [Unknown]*   22:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
1474.Kurtis "Champ" Nelson*   22:02.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM20Export, can  
1475.Hai Poo Guy    22:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...MMoosehead, can  
1476.Just Cuntstubble   22:06.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M34Milwaulkee, can  PB - Tallboy Record - claims Hogtown big cans best in threatening BM debut. Also lost wallet on track
1477.Tim Francis*   22:08.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1478.Joe Linseman*   22:08.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M25Export, can  
1479.Kevin Lunnie*   22:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1480.Gillian McCallum   22:10.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F18Berghoff Original, can  Jesus, God, no. I puked...
1481.Becki Porter   22:15.0   Toronto, ON Toronto Beer RunnersFBudweiser, can  
1482.Joe Bondy-Denomy*   22:17.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM21Lakeport Honey, can  Rookie; excellent finishing sprint
1483.Paul MacKinnon*   22:18.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M20Export, can  wanted to drink Kokanee
1484.Danish Iqbal   22:20.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M18Coke, can  Runner-up in Muslim Appreciation Mile
1485.Pat To*   22:23.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M25Budweiser, can  Hot Dog
1486.Brett Kilty*   22:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1487.Okey "Okey" ?   22:30.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM20Labbat's Blue, can  
1488.Ted Bailey*   22:30.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M  
1489.Kaylie "Walk-in" Iserhoff   22:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF23Schlitz, can  Friends with fishtank
1490.Rory Blackadder*   22:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  
1491.Saurabh Chaudhry   22:49.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M29Moosehead, can  is determined to do much better next time.
1492.Patrick Nolan*   22:50.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M  
1493.Jimmy Prine*   22:55.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM18Export, can  vomited violently and frequently
1494.Mangina    23:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersMMoosehead, can  
1495.HaiPooGai    23:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  Spectacular final lap triple vomit ensuring a light on his feet penalty lap
1496.Dan Abram   23:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M19Coors Light,   
1497.Shampoo    23:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...MMoosehead, can  
1498.Mike "you're an embarassment to people who dri" Lefevbre   23:05.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M21Lakeport, can  
1499.Channa K   23:10.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1500.Karolina Zukowski   23:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F22Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1501.Chris "Coach" Singh   23:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M21Lakeport Honey, can  Just can't run & chug
1502.Johnny Cockring *   23:23.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersMCarlsberg, can  
1503.Ashley Harvey   23:24.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F27Moosehead, can  extra lap.
1504.Neil "Rodman" Irvine   23:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...Mcan  Not much to say. Finnished the Race?
1505.Andrew Morreale   23:26.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM20Yankee Jim, can  Amazing showing.
1506.Kyle "Desy" Desmoreaux   23:27.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM25Canadian, can  
1507.Jenna Holtz   23:28.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMFKeiths, can  
1508.Jen Roberts*   23:28.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  At least it wasn't 30 mins
1509.Alex Murphy   23:34.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM21Labbat's Blue, can  
1510.Cougar    23:40.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersFCarlsberg, can  
1511.Jamie Chisholm*   23:41.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII  
1512.Miles [Unknown]*   23:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1513.Tom "T-Willy" Whillans   23:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM19Labbat's Blue, can  puked more then he ran
1514.Heather McMillan*   23:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
1515.Tyler Reid*   23:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M  
1516.Mr. Pink   23:52.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M33Laker, can  Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.
1517.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   23:56.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M23Kokanee, can  Greased up his hair, also barfed up and saw tomato
1518.Laura Robson*   23:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  I can't wait for the next one
1519.Jeff Borsuk   24:00.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M27can  Extra puke lap
1520.Dave Francis*   24:02.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M26Budweiser, can  
1521.Jamie Chisholm*   24:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X  
1522.Terry Bell*   24:10.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM21Old Milwaukee, can  I was a figure skater in another life
1523.Airtight in a Swordfight   24:10.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M21Canadian, can  Actually tried and actually failed to beat Shampoo's best BM time.
1524.Sam Kelly*   24:11.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileF19Canadian, can  
1525.Scotty "Scotty Don't" Swarbreck   24:11.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M19Berghoff Original, can  I ran a penalty lap, I hurt bad. Serves me right for showing up drunk.
1526.James Lippold*   24:11.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
1527.Jim Gough*   24:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM  
1528.Jen Lavoie*   24:15.0   Sudbury, ON F  
1529.Brad Thomas*   24:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1530.Jess Fitzgerald   24:20.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F19Berghoff Original, can  I gagged after the first beer, but I held 'er in..
1531.Amanda "Female Champ!" Dame   24:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008F36Labbat's Blue, can  Beat Dunne on the first beer.
1532.Heather Hillsburg   24:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F26Lakeport Honey, can  Her ultimate beermile goal is to go under 22, I think she can go under 20 at least.
1533.Geoff "Shoe" Shoesmith*   24:35.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM21Export, can  ran entire race dressed as crucified jesus
1534.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   24:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF21Molson Export, can  Rookie, 1:28 penalty lap, female drunken dash winner
1535.Brent Dufton*   24:41.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M20Export, can  
1536.Chad Marynuk*   24:48.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M26  
1537.Marcel Marriott   24:52.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM19Budweiser, can  
1538.Tamara Agar   24:55.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF21Alexander Keiths, can  Was really drunk!
1539.Murphy Champagne*   25:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile  
1540.Damon Gogul   25:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1541.Ian Bertrand*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1542.Kevin Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1543.Chris Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1544.John Bowden*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1545.Christina Parfitt*   25:07.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  I tried hard
1546.Carly Drake   25:15.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007F19MacLays, can  
1547.Caroline K*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1548.Sasha Hodder*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...FOld Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1549.Brian Lindsay*   25:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM32Kieths, can  Penalty Lap- 67seconds!
1550.Stacey "One of the Models!" Myers   25:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF22Coors, bottle  Proud Silver Medallist
1551.Jess "Messy Jessy" Fitzgerald   25:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF23Laker, bottle  The Biggest Loser!
1552.Spencer Tessier   25:45.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM21James Ready, bottle  Better late than never!
1553.Erin Campbell   25:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF20Old Milwaukee, can  First timer. Hopefully not a last-timer. Puker.
1554.Allan Pribaz*   25:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM  
1555.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   26:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM42Molson Ex, can  He's a doctor
1556.Roger Pielechaty   26:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009MGrasshopper, bottle  Ran a fifth penalty lap.
1557.Arif Khimani   26:04.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M26Moosehead, can  Met both his goals of not puking or coming in last. Aiming for sub 15 next time.
1558.Katerina Daginis   26:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F19Lakeport Honey,   
1559.Nate Rodgers   26:08.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM20can  Puked! good show... 3rd beer took a long time...
1560.Kate Mcleod*   26:10.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
1561.Shane Blackie   26:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M19can  He used tall boys
1562.Dual Shitizenship   26:23.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M53Keith's IPA, can  Ran 2 laps backwards
1563.Aims Low   26:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1FOld Milwaukee, can  Tall Boy cans
1564.Steve Metzger   26:31.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M32can  Extra puke lap
1565.Matt "Prior" Prior*   26:32.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M20Export, can  
1566.Antonio "Wop" Pucci   26:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM25Laker Honey, can  A puker
1567.Kasia Broniewicz   26:36.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF20can  Puked! Good time rookie
1568.Pat To   26:40.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M26Molson Dry, can  Working out, aiming for 10mins, he didn't make it. if you look at the time you will think how did this guy think he would ever make 10 minutes.
1569.Joe Turner*   26:43.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM20Export, can  
1570.Paul MacKinnon*   26:47.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M19Kokanee, can  
1571.Zoriana Workun   26:48.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F19Canadian,   
1572.Aaron    26:55.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M  
1573.Thorn    27:05.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009MSleeman, Corona, bottle  
1574.Jamie Chisholm*   27:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IX  
1575.Tommy Pearson   27:07.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM  
1576.Sam Uchmak*   27:12.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F20Milwaukee's Best, can  Slow and steady wins the race
1577.Dapper Sapper *   27:25.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersMCarlsberg, can  
1578.Alex Maher*   27:25.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
1579.Laurel McHue*   27:31.0   Sudbury, ON F  
1580.Karen Belfall   27:36.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMFCanadian, can  
1581.Max Cowlen   27:47.5   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM26Sleeman Original Draught, can  Worst performance by any participant in beer mile history. Sucked on the drinking, sucked on the running, barfed 10-60 times, massive barfs, intense pain, blackouts, finished the race and is still considering just ending it for the good of everyone.
1582.Katy Sims   27:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMFKeiths, can  
1583.Nate Rodgers   27:55.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM21Labbat's Blue, can  
1584.Airtight in a Swordfight   27:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M21Steamwhistle, can  
1585.Amelia Ambridge   28:00.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF20can  Awesome run (Puked)
1586.Cathy Grycko   28:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileFcan  
1587.Surabhi Venkatesh*   28:30.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF22Moosehead, can  Rookie, skier
1588.Dual Shitizenship   28:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M54Canadian/vomit, can  FABIO! First ever H4 Penalty lap after puke on lap 3. Drank an extra vodka. Fabio.
1589.Aura Idgen*   28:36.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF19Old Milwaukee, can  I hate chugging
1590.Genie Pearsall*   28:36.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F24  
1591.John "McShitty" McCuaig*   28:37.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M24Lucky Lager, can  A pure warrior
1592.Gerald McKinley*   28:43.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM29Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, shame on the Irishman.
1593.Jen Roberts*   28:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
1594.Andrea Bachand*   28:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
1595.J Bell*   28:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...FLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1596.Spencer "Chumpy Brosef" Tessier   29:08.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM20Upper Canada, bottle  Penalty Lap. "Beer was a bad choice."
1597.Anik Leclerc   29:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF20can  Oh Anik, (Puked)
1598.Surabhi Venkatesh   29:39.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMFKeiths, can  
1599.L Kellar*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...FLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1600.M Harrison-Kelf*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...FLakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1601.Bram "The Hulk"    30:05.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicMcan  
1602.Derek Simard*   30:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM  
1603.Paul MacKinnon*   30:13.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM20Export, can  would have done better with Kokanee
1604.Jen Roberts*   30:16.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF19Old Milwaukee, can  I am slower than Sam
1605.Pearl Barrett   30:35.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF  
1606.Tina Roic*   30:40.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF22Old Milwaukee, can  I hate running and I hate beer
1607.Genna Wood*   30:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...FLaker Lager, can  
1608.Rob Berg*   30:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM  
1609.Eitan Waldman   31:05.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM22Lucky, can  
1610.Ally "Hooters" Stuart   31:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF20Canadian, can  Nympho virgin. Puker.
1611.Just Ted   31:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M41Heineken, can  Enjoyed the pain a little too much. Virgin. Pre-lubed. Future pro.
1612.Sex Toy   32:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersFMoosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1613.Derek Donkers*   32:27.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M20Export, can  next year your dad needs to come out
1614.Amelia Ambridge   32:44.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF21Labbat's Blue, can  
1615.Back Door Buzz   34:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersMMoosehead, can  
1616.Samantha Bolland   34:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F26Moosehead, can  next time, she'll know not to hold it in for so long.
1617.Patricia Ko   34:44.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F19Corona, bottle  
1618.One Hump or 2   34:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F34Laker, can  Not the first Hogtowner to own her boyfriend at the Beer Mile. (Hi Shampoo). Impressive virginity popping.
1619.April Rick   35:12.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF21Budweisere, can  
1620.Kevin "His name is Kevin?" Dudley*   35:55.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M20Export, can  
1621.Kaylie ""Worst Beer Runner Ever" Iserhoff   37:52.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF20Moosehead, can  3rd beermile and slowest one yet. Forgot to "warm up." Will beat Cletus next year.
1622.Funky Monkey   38:44.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F47Laker, can  Quit after 3rd lap on puke advisory, but ran it out in the end
1623.Ryan Johnson*   40:00.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M18Busch, can  only person other than the winner to not barf; i'm proud of you
1624.Half - Wit    40:48.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersFCarlsberg, can  
1625.Andrew Montreal*   42:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M20Export, can  Terrible.
1626.Mr. Pink's Brother   46:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M32Laker, can  Airtight, you can now feel better about yourself
1627.Shampoo    47:02.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersMCarlsberg, can  
1628.Anal Compulsion    47:37.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersFCarlsberg, can  
1629.Sweet Cheeks    50:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersMCarlsberg, can  
1630.Travis Coulter   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M20Canadian,   
1631.Stephane DeVayst   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M20Moosehead, bottle  
1632.Melinda Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F29Boxer, can  A better organizer than a runner
1633.Rob Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M52Boxer and Bud, can  Last minute entry = Random beer
1634.Chis Chapman   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M30Budweiser, can  Disappointing debut... especially for an Englishman
1635.Tracey Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F26Heineken, can  All talk...
1636.Winnie Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F29Heineken, can  Too much practice?! ;)
1637.Andrea "Midgy #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F20Carling Black Label, can  Stopped after last beer
1638.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F21Carling Black Label, can  Fall champ, stopped after last beer!
1639.Alex MacDonald*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M20Schlitz, can  Stopped at beer 4
1640.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F21Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 2
1641.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M21Chocolate Milk,   Stopped after lap 2
1642.Steve Kristensen*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M21Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Stopped at beer 2
1643.Brianne Deputter*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F21Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 1
1644.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F19Stroh's, can  My feet hurt
1645.Nancy Gray*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F18Stroh's, can  The Stank
1646.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F29Some horrific vodka thing, can  Timer
1647.Tiffany Smith*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F19Stroh's, can  I love puking
1648.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F34N/A,   Latecummer
1649.Kristina Pyziak*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F19Stroh's, can  I don't like beer
1650.Zac "missed him" Balson   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M22can  NT, Rookie
1651.Melissa Dumancic*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F19Stroh's, can  I don't like beer miles
1652.na "na" na   DNF   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mile19carling, can  
1653.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F19  I timed
1654.Becky Pearson*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F19  I timed too
1655.Sarah Wylie*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F19  I was a judge
1656.Jori Hardin*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F19  I was a DD
1657.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F35Steamwhistle, can  Timer. Didn't time us. Suffered cruel pizza karma.
1658.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M47Blue 473ml, can  Rode the stairs to the track like it was the Sochi luge. For a 6ft3 200lb+ man displayed remarkable fear about drinking beer.
1659.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M54Rum and Cock, helmet  Paedophile beard. Cold Pizza.
1660.Aims Low   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F47Canadian 473ml, can  Latecummer. Pussylover.
1661.DNF/Emo "Douche" Guy   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM20kokanee, bottle  Got yellow carded, upset, didn't finish, cried later, but on a positive note he said he could squat 300 lbs, none of us knows if this is good, or even cares
1662.Party Straathof*   DNF   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM17Genuine, can  Valiant effort.
1663.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1F30Sapporo, can  1 lap, 1x650ml can
1664.Stephanie "Fabolous" King   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006FCanadian, can  Hard outing
1665.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1Lakeport Honey, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1666.Nick "Sultan of Sway" Esterbauer   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006MBusch, can  
1667.Tom Wanks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M37Yankee Jim, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1668.Pierre "Stiks" Landry   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006MYankee Jim Honey Lager, can  
1669.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M43  latecummer
1670.Darryl "Rattlesnake" Blackport   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006MCanadian, can  
1671.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M16  latecummer
1672.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M54Ringwood, keg  Showed up late. Tapped out to Mr. Pink in impromptu MMA match.
1673.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M12Double Trouble Prison Break, can  Completed one lap before running for shelter in the Atta Monkey mobile.
1674.Funky Monkey   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F47Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Women's champ chose to condescendingly watch others fail in 63 knot gusts.
1675.One Hump or Two   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F35Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Best dressed Beer Miler in History. Didn't mind cats destroying her shoes.
1676.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M47Blue 473ml, can  First retiree. Amazingly, considering who is next...
1677.Rose Eh   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F157Granite, cup  We're still waiting for her to arrive...
1678.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.635Something fancy, can  Latecummer
1679.Attila the Hun   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009MRice Milk, bottle  It felt worst than a rear naked choke.
1680.celestialspeedster    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009FChocolate Soy Milk, bottle  Never thought that soy milk would be worst than dairy.
1681.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F  Referee
1682.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F  Spectator
1683.Back Door Buzz    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...MMoosehead, can  Only completed half the laps, but drank all his beer
1684.Jon    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M  Referee
1685.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...MMoosehead, can  Consumed all his beers and watched from the sidelines
1686.Sweet Cheeks    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...MMoosehead, can  Consumed his beer and was the official timer
1687.Cynical Vic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F  Spectator
1688.Fatemah H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF  
1689.Joe Stoesser*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19  
1690.Becky H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF  
1691.Bryant Halsall*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M19Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   cut himself out of cast in order to compete
1692.Graham L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM  
1693.Jennifer L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF  
1694.Christian D   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM  
1695.Chris M   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM  
1696.Kevin S   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM  
1697.Joanna G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF  
1698.Kaitie G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF  
1699.Tony "The Tony" Onorato   DNF   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M22  I was the judge, and what a judge indeed
1700.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M46Magner's, can  Started first lap to keep warm, found wallet and stopped
1701.Cum Fu Lei   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9FPabst Blue Ribbon, can  One lap in high-heeled boots
1702.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M9Diamond Duck, helmet  Turned up looking for all the world like he'd stepped out of an Archie comic
1703.Coco De Mer   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurFLakeport Honey Lager, can  Completed one beer and one lap.
1704.Just Mike   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9MGuinness, can  Too much Samichlaus to remember anything but him turning up
1705.Domina    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF  Referee
1706.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF  Referee
1707.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4  Latecummer
1708.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF  Photographer
1709.Dangard Ace   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM  Spectator
1710.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F20Old Milwaukee, can  Next time I need bread
1711.Jo Yu   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurFSleeman Original Draft, can  Completed two beers and two laps.
1712.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F19Old Milwaukee, can  I don't know what happened
1713.Alaina Lagrou*   DNF   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileF19Canadian, can  :31,:104,:200,:135,:710,:114, xx
1714.Grandma Kronic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM  Spectator
1715.Megan Lord-Hoyle*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005Fcan  
1716.Shelly Filer*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005Fcan  
1717.Bill Woods*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005Mcan  
1718.Dave McPhee*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005Mcan  
1719.Caitlin Pietras   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005Fbottle  Rev, unofficial
1720.Blair    DNF   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM19Labbat's Blue, can  
1721.Matt Demeo   DNF   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M22Labbat's Blue, can  
1722.Emma Iserhoff   DNF   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF9250 ml Chocolate milk,   Too much chocolate milk...
1723.Mik McCully   DNF   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM40Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomitted after 1st lap!
1724.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1725.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1726.One Hump Or Two    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F35Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; On After Arriver and destroyer of snack dreams
1727.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1728.Loopy    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F13Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; Showed up to the on after before the actual beer mile event started, thus ruining plans to get snacks.
1729.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1730.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1731.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1732.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1733.Ryan Wilson   DNF   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2Molson Canadian, can  Should have tried vomitting?
1734.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1735.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1736.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1737.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1738.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1739.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1740.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1741.Gordan "GQ" Quan*   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '0318Yankee Jim,   DFL
1742.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1743.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1744.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1745.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1746.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1747.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1748.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1749.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1750.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1751.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1752.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1753.Dan "goose 2" Gosselin   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM23doesn't matter, can  DFL
1754.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1755.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1756.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1757.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1758.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1759.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1760.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1761.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1762.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1763.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1764.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1765.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1766.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1767.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1768.Liz "Lizard" Van Every*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F19Lakeport, can  For all the hype, a poor showing
1769.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1770.Sarah "Swannie" Swan*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...FCanadian, can  12min isn't so easy now, is it swanny. It is harder than it looks.
1771.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1772.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1773.Jonas "The Sweed" Holmberg   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M25can  Let's just start pouring beer on our chest
1774.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1775.Nigel "Bronze Boy" Rhodde   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...Mcan  Dropped out for unknown reasons
1776.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1777.Mel "Youngster" McLean*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F18Canadian, can  Another dissapointing run
1778.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1779.Tafline "Travlivie" Tong   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...Fcan  Even though Taf wasn't in the hype or in the betting pools no one thought that the result would be a DNF
1780.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1781.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1782.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1783.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1784.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1785.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1786.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1787.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1788.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1789.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1790.Max Cowlen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM24Old Milwaukee, can  Puked mysterious yellow puke
1791.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1792.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1793.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1794.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1795.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1796.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1797.Just Matt   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M  Didn' run, drank our vodka
1798.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1799.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M  Late cummer
1800.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1801.Stunt Boobs    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M  Late cummer
1802.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...  
1803.HaiPoo Gai   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5F  There in spirit
1804.Murphy Champagne*   DNF   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M  
1805.Emie "trainer" Ukwuoma*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM21Labatt Genuine Draft, can  200m total
1806.Fadi "Patty" Dawood   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...can  
1807.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M12Laker, can  Blamed pre-lubing on Maccy Ds for an inability to beat Shampoo's time and subsequent inability to finish
1808.Wet Pussy   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M51Labbat's Blue, can  Gave up due to snow higher than any point in the Netherlands making PB impossible. Winner beat his PB.
1809.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM25Chocolate Milk,   Done after 3.5 laps, Rookie, skier, drunken dash winner (12.7)
1810.Stephanie "Female Champ" Peltier   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...can  
1811.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F34?,   Official observer/Stunt Boobs carrot
1812.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M12Canadian, can  Gave up due to guaranteed failure due to more cumulative cm of snow than years lived on the planet
1813.Charles Curtis   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM25can  Done after 2 laps, Rookie
1814.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M46Strongbow, can  Turned up 1 minute too late for the Dualz puke fountain, drank all his alcohol
1815.Twincest    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F33  Made us wait for 15 mins in sub-zero, just to tell us she wasn't running. Wants to run next one.
1816.Dustin "Street Fighter" Pearson   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M19can  
1817.Helen Keller   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6FHomebrew, bag  Post-date celebrations
1818.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M35Granite, keg  Halfwit carrot
1819.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6MHomebrew, bottle  Garden preservation celebration
1820.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M54Kaiser, can  Latecummer, changed our water into wine
1821.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F  Resurrection appearance. Dualz erection appearance.
1822.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M47Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Latecummer, cat worrier
1823.Greg Moore*   DNF   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...MMilwaukee's Best, can  My head hurts
1824.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M9Rainbows and Fairy Magic, helmet  Latecummer, pussy avoider
1825.Ryan "Sugar" Redpath   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M23can  
1826.Jason "the hero" Pinard   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M29Black Ice 750ml, can  He attempted the impossible by drinking 4 7.5% 750ml cans of Black Ice and made it through 3! Although he DNF Jason is a role model to us all for his bravery
1827.Lisa Nguyen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicF23Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Super marathon runner, yes. Super beer drinker, no.
1828.Andy Harman   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicPabst Blue Ribbon,   Got talked in to it. Showed up in his badass hotrod and jeans. After 1 beer, called it a career.
1829.Cameron Tymstra   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M22Lakeport Honey,   
1830.Josh Priestman   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M22Lakeport Honey, can  
1831.Alex Giancarlo   DNF   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF21Gin, bottle  Completed 2 laps on 1 leg
1832.Rhea Salinas   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F19Keith's, bottle  
1833.Cougar    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F  Timing awesomeness
1834.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M70  GMing
1835.Chris Angelatos   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M19Brava, can  Santa couldn't handle his liquor. Too warm
1836.Erin "Sladerade" Slade   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F20Red Racer, can  Made it 1.5 beers...
1837.Kathy Grycko   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F20Canadian,   
1838.Lindsay Kary   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F18Canadian, can  Threw up during first beer
1839.Alex, Bruce, Darryl, Michael "The Relay"    DNF   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM33Labatt 50, can  These guys actually did finish (7:52) but as a relay.
1840.Coel Findlay*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M20Lakeport Pilsner, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans / spill
1841.Andrea "Glutin Lovin" Taylor   DNF   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileF22Tequila, bag  grose
1842.Nathan Palmer*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M19Canadian, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans mixed (Corona)
1843.Nadia Cum Eat Me    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersFCarlsberg, can  Quit after 1 beer
1844.Kate Bickle*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F21Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1845.Maddy Noble*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F21Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1846.Nathans "Sissy Boy" Richard*   DNF   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM27Labatt's Blue, can  Couldn't finish the last can...
1847.Kate Bickle   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F20Molson Canadian, can  DQ - Refused to do penalty lap
1848.Julie "Midget #2" Maruska*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF20Stella Artois, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1849.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF22Moosehead, can  DQ - 3 beers & 1 chocolate milk, Rookie
1850.Wet n' Dirty    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersFCarlsberg, can  Quit after 3 beers
1851.Andrea "Midget #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF20Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1852.Trudy "TruDat" Gardner*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF24Moosehead, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, 1:55 penalty lap
1853.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersMMoosehead, can  Witnessed event as he was the DD







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