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Top Beer Mile Performances - Ontario, Canada

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Sean Wade*   5:40.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
2.Dan Michaluk*   5:42.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
3.Rob "Cuzin" Asselstine   5:42.0   Whitby, ON 2014 Whitby ClassicM222014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  355ml beers. PB. Nearly puked on the final stretch, but thought his pace was slower than it was. Will be back with a vengeance
4.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
5.Jeff "Tummy rubs" Mountjoy   5:48.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M232013Laker, can  5 second PB to maintain winning streak (now 11 straight)
6.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
7.Dan Michaluk*   5:49.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
8.Jeff "Neck-beard" Mountjoy   5:51.0   Whitby, ON 2014 Whitby ClassicM242014Laker Lager, can  Smooth performance, seasonal best
9.Dave "Thunderwolf" Cybulski*   5:52.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M222007Keiths, can  Another well earned PB, and the debut of the year for Dave took his PB down 8 seconds
10.Cape Man   5:52.3   London, ON London October 18th Beer MileM202014Old Milwaukee, can  
11.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   5:54.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Carling Black Label, can  PB & Record (sub-6)
12.Dan Michaluk*   5:55.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
13.Dan Michaluk*   5:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
14.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
15.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
16.Jim Gignac*   5:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
17.Dave "The Thunderwolf" Cybulski   6:00.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M212006Keith's, can  Must be one of the fastest debuts ever.
18.Ian Fallas*   6:01.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
19.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:01.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB, breaks previous record
20.Rob "Aussie Rob" Whitmill   6:04.0   London, ON Rob's Birthday Beer MileM332014Budweiser, can  
21.Mike "mulleteer" Logue   6:04.9   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004Labatt Genuine Draft, can  New record, PB, reclaims the throne
22.Adam "defending champ" Lalonde   6:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, break former record
23.Dan Michaluk*   6:05.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
24.Dan Michaluk*   6:07.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
25.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   6:07.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Carling Black Label, can  Defending Champ
26.Dan Michaluk*   6:10.5   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
27.Dan Michaluk*   6:11.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
28.Shaun Lavell*   6:11.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
29.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:12.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Labatt 50, can  PB
30.Dan Michaluk*   6:17.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
31.Ian Fallas*   6:18.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
32.Dan Hennigar*   6:20.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
33.Ian Fallas*   6:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
34.Ian Fallas*   6:21.5   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
35.Jeff Mountjoy*   6:21.7   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M222013Lakeport Honey, can  splits: 14.1, 70.5, 15.2, 80.4, 18.2, 82.7, 19.3, 81.4
36.David "C-Money" Cashin   6:23.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Busch Ice, can  PB for the Pembroke stud drinking 5.5% beer
37.Jeff Mountjoy   6:25.0   Kingston, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 3M222013Busch, can  3rd beer mile in 3 days. Estimated proper distance because of short track. 3 beers were consumed 1h prior
38.Ian Fallas*   6:27.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
39.Jeff "Tummy Rubs" Mountjoy*   6:27.5   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M222013Lakeport Honey, can  nearly puked after 4th. Splits: 14.3, 78.9, 14.4, 81.6, 18.6, 80.3, 16.0, 83.5
40.Chris "Christmasgibbon" Fitzgibbon   6:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Laker, can  Big PB. Exciting projectile vomit right at the finish line
41.Mike "muleteer?" Logue   6:29.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
42.Dan Michaluk*   6:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
43.Jim Wardle*   6:32.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
44.Andrew "Dad" Yorke   6:32.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M202009Schlitz, can  
45.Rob "Buttdarts" Asselstine   6:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  Started conservative thinking the leaders would fade more
46.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
47.Mr. Pink   6:37.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.3M332014Laker, can  PB! 3rd BM in 5 days. Two previous on Tallboys, followed by 355ml celebratory beers convinced him of possibilities. Absolutely flat out, worse leg pain than only 10k race the next day.
48.Robert "Subtle Intellectual" Kitz*   6:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Keith's, can  First Time
49.Adam Lalonde*   6:37.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Former champ
50.Shane Lavell*   6:37.8   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
51.Darl Sutherland    6:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM342013Canadian, Budweizer, Stella, can  Stick with one beer
52.Josh "camel" Smith*   6:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M182003Steeler, can  record
53.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:39.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Molson Export, can  PB
54.Graham Frank*   6:40.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
55.Pat "kapral killa" Menzies*   6:40.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Big Wheel, bottle  
56.Rhys Trenhaille*   6:41.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
57.Jeff "Dahmer" Archer   6:41.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Coors Banquet, can  Huge 5 minute PB. Ran last minute to silence the doubters
58.Seanna Robinson*   6:42.0   Hamilton, ON F1997  
59.Dan Michaluk*   6:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
60.Steve Dewan*   6:44.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
61.Chris "The Lightweight" Hartman   6:44.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M212006Canadian, can  Continues his ascent up the all time lists.
62.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:45.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
63.David Dame*   6:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
64.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB
65.Jacob "Double horseshoe" Cameron   6:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Laker, can  Incredible debut, putting arch nemesis Wilkie to shame
66.Mocha "Grip it and rip it" Coffee   6:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M272013Budweiser, can  Incredible debut for the marathoner
67.Mike Joyce*   6:47.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
68.Bryan Groot   6:48.0   London, ON Rob's Birthday Beer Mile2014Budweiser, can  
69.Hugh Wiley*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
70.Chris Booth*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
71.Mr. Pink   6:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M332013Laker, can  VERY near puke multiple times, spent 10 mins after finishing hunched over storm drain
72.Marco "Veteran" Li*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Lost it in the last Lap
73.Vitamin "T-Bone" B   6:48.0   Whitby, ON 2014 Whitby ClassicM242014Big Wheel Deluxe Amber, bottle  355ml, Personal best time, but a slow last lap cost him a good time
74.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
75.Tom Jones*   6:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IVM1992  
76.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:52.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
77.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
78.Jon Francis*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
79.Greg Dailey*   6:53.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
80.Jon 'Hoover'*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
81.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
82.David Dame*   6:54.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
83.Jason Lewis*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
84.Shawn Brady*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
85.Darren Mark*   6:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
86.Dave Gibbon*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IIM1990  
87.Jon Francis*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
88.Seanna Robinson*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
89.Jeff Haller*   6:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
90.Jim Wardle*   6:57.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
91.Shawn Brady*   6:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
92.Jason Lewis*   7:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
93.Rob Dunlap   7:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
94.Mr. Pink   7:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M332013Laker, can  (Finally) a Hogtown H4 record
95.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt   7:01.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM202004Old Mill, can  
96.Matt Kalisz*   7:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Yankee Jim, can  
97.Kris Johnson*   7:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
98.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt*   7:04.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M202003Canadian, can  
99.Darren Mark*   7:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Just call me Pre
100.Chris Booth*   7:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
101.Robb "the skier" Martin   7:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M212009variety pack, can  next time arrive on time and bring your own beer!!
102.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert   7:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM252007can  
103.Adam Lalonde   7:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
104.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   7:05.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB
105.Lee Appleby*   7:06.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM192003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile! Lots of puking afterwards
106.Nithin Akkarayi   7:06.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
107.Scott "the snake" Arnald   7:06.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Blue, can  PB
108.Scott "The new A-C" Arnald   7:07.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  PB
109.Chris Booth*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
110.Adam Blackadder*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
111.Michael "boner" Bown   7:07.0   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM372008Moosehead, bottle  
112.Matt McInnes*   7:08.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
113.Shawn Brady*   7:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
114.Jake De Biasi   7:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
115.Wesley    7:10.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
116.Wesley McNamara   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Yankee Jim, can  PB, what an animal!
117.Matt McInnes*   7:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
118.Shawn Brady*   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
119.Greg Carnes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
120.Mike Forbes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
121.Felix "purple drank" Lafontant   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Canadian, can  It's amazing he was standing after 4 beers
122.Mark "Heart" Halls   7:12.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M192004can  Ran with a purple cape, puked extremely after
123.Steve Dewan*   7:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
124.Robertson "Creed" Gibb   7:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M222009Schiltz, can  
125.Chris Van de Water*   7:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
126.Bob "BJ" Julian   7:14.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM502008Canadian, bottle  
127.Sean Bowen   7:15.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M192009Schiltz, can  
128.Michal Kapral*   7:17.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Molson Canadian, can  PB
129.Matt Cuddy   7:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM212010Schlitz, can  crazy virgin
130.Mike Joyce*   7:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
131.RA    7:18.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
132.Shawn Brady*   7:18.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
133.Derek Yveny*   7:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
134.Kip "is fit" Arlidge   7:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Old Milwaukee, can  Debut. The flow lead him to a fast time
135.Mr. Pink   7:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M332013Laker, can  First non-PB. Coming ever closer to puking
136.Matt "Stricky" Strickland*   7:20.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM222005Labatt 50, can  PB
137.Derek Caveny*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
138.Derek Caveney*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
139.Mike Kemp*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
140.Andrew Imrie*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
141.David Dame*   7:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM302003Labatt's Blue, can  Upset by the Rookie
142.Shawn Brady*   7:22.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
143.Rob Dunlap   7:22.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM242011Molson M, can  
144.Mark Linseman*   7:22.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  
145.Andrew "Scootsie" Dauphinais   7:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Budweiser, can  Down with OPP
146.Graeme Hamilton*   7:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
147.Darl Sutherland   7:26.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM332012Canadian, can  1st Place
148.Brandon Laan*   7:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  I don't even drink!
149.Matt Twiddy*   7:27.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
150.Mike "Moose" Percival   7:28.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M212009Schiltz, can  
151.Doyle "The Great One" Brown   7:29.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M422014Steamwhistle, can  
152.Phil Dempsey*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
153.Jeff Kabfleisch*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM1993  
154.Mike "Iowa" Mott   7:30.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M182004can  Ran with elementary school get up on, didn't puke
155.Anthony Joyce*   7:30.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
156.Christopher "Moults" Moulton*   7:30.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt Crystal, can  Top Outside Competition
157.Travis "naked miler" Cummings   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
158.Jon Francis*   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
159.Greg Carnes*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
160.Matt Forhand*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
161.Darl Sutherland   7:32.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM342012Moosehead, can  First Place
162.Mr. Pink   7:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M322013Laker, can  Not a H4 record
163.Chris "C Nags Run" Nagle*   7:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Closed Strongly
164.Chris "Lefty" Coons   7:34.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M312004Corona, bottle  Rookie Mile, He's got some potential!
165.Mark Linseman*   7:35.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  Callaghan would have made me work for this one
166.Jared "Rico Suave" Thomson*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Steeler, can  Good Showing
167.Jeff Haller*   7:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
168.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
169.Dave Doyle*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
170.Tony Castelli*   7:35.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
171.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
172.Chris Booth*   7:35.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
173.April ""Killer B #1"" Boultbee   7:36.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Sleeman's Honey Brown, can  
174.Matt McInnes*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
175.Eddie Hawkeswood*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
176.Ken McAlpine   7:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M342006Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, facility milk record!
177.Nicole Dwyer*   7:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileF272003Upper Canada, can  Rookie Mile, lots of puking afterwards
178.Rob "Champ" Kitz   7:39.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Keith's, can  Took it on the last lap
179.Alberto Picard   7:39.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM212011  
180.Doyle "The Great One" Brown   7:40.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M412013Steam whistle, can  
181.Mike Callaghan*   7:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM232003Carlsberg, can  jean shorts, KISS t-shirt
182.Tom Wallace*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
183.Matt McInnes*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
184.Ian Fallas*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
185.David Doyle*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
186.Tyson "College" Loney   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M222013Canadian, can  Huge improvement attributed to many simulations in the week prior
187.Michael "Booby" Biancchi   7:40.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM282008Canadian, bottle  
188.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman   7:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lonestar, can  Lost it on the last lap
189.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings*   7:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M202005Labatt Blue Pilsner, can  Bad Outing
190.Mark Linseman*   7:42.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Carling Black Label / Lakeport Pilsner, can  Borrowed beer
191.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:43.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :27,:70,:39,:81,:45,:85,:52,:79
192.Jake [Unknown]*   7:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
193.Dave Keeley*   7:44.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Puked at the end
194.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   7:44.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Carlsberg, can  
195.Atta Boy   7:45.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M472013Laker, can  Didn't cool his beer enough. 4th quickest Hogtown BM in history
196.Tyler Calendar*   7:45.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM212001Stroh's, can  
197.Ian Fallas*   7:45.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
198.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck*   7:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM262005Moosehead, can  Rookie
199.Mark Wismer*   7:45.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM252005Old Milwaukee, can  Undefeated beer miler
200.Mark Wismer*   7:46.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM242004Old Milwaukee, can  I should have been a sprinter
201.Paul Mitchell*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
202.Rob Berg*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
203.Thomas Ferguson*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
204.Greg Carnes*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
205.Mr. Pink   7:46.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M332013Laker, can  Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
206.Shawn Brady*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
207.Cole "side-winder" Anderson   7:46.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M192009canadian, bottle  5 sec. penalty for spitting up beer. impressive race for a first timer, but should potentially be disqualified. Because it's your first time we wont DQ you, but next time I wont be so generous.
208.Wesely McNamara   7:47.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Molson Canadian, can  New Record!!
209.Jeff Haller*   7:47.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
210.Colin Lawrence   7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Budweiser, can  
211.Just Sheldon   7:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M252013Steamwhistle, can  Future champion. German rugby porn. Last lap undoubted quickest in H4 history
212.Whitey "Laura's friend"    7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M2005can  Rookie
213.Jon "JD" Dow   7:49.0   Barrie, ON Bottoms up beer mileM232011budweiser, can  
214.Chris Booth*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
215.Derek Caveny*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
216.Rob Thompson*   7:50.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM202004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm Mark's sprint
217.Danny Matthews*   7:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
218.Mark Linseman*   7:51.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  led race until 4th beer
219.Josh Hollowell*   7:51.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Great first outing
220.Croker Nick   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Laker, can  
221.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF332005Alexander Keith's, can  
222.Courtney "Tank" Kirkby*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F192005Heineken, can  Rough second lap, 4th lap was glory
223.Andrew Imrie*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
224.Michael    7:53.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
225.Aaron Cooper   7:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
226.Michael Doyle   7:53.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM312011Budweiser, can  Beer mile debut
227.Matt "Strick" Strickland   7:54.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Rookie, running his mouth
228.Mr. Pink   7:54.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M322013Keith's IPA, can  
229.Rich "b-ball" Garton*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M192003Canadian, can  
230.Dan Hackett*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
231.Bill "Moker" Cocks   7:54.3   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M192003Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, huge dong
232.Taylor Milne*   7:55.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer Mile1998  
233.Allan Pribaz*   7:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
234.Jack "jackass" Ross*   7:56.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM192007carling, can  
235.Mark "short-shorts" Linseman   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  
236.Kathie Zeman   7:57.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Laker, can  
237.Daniel Hackett*   7:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
238.Kevin "Smitty" Smith   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Blue, can  PB
239.P Amesbury*   7:57.3   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
240.Kevin "Smith" Smith   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M232004can  PB, triathlete finally steps up
241.Mark Linsemen   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008laker, can  
242.Mr. Pink   7:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.4M332014Red Racer, can  WR: Sub -20°C, WR: Sub 0°F, WR: Red Racer. Picked 6.5% beer to aid non-freezing. Both Beer 3 & 4 at least partially slush, which he's blaming for double near vomit. Red Racer is not Beer Mile beer! 4th BM in 8 days.
243.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm beginner's luck
244.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
245.Ken Man*   7:58.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
246.Karl Saidla*   7:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
247.Rob "Big Easy" Mitchell   7:59.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicM342005Molson Canadian, can  
248.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:59.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM222004Canadian, can  
249.Mike Bailey*   7:59.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
250.Julia Thomas*   7:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
251.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee*   8:00.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Steamwhistle, can  
252.JJonathan    8:00.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Amsterdam Natural Blonde Lager, bottle  PB!
253.Gabriel Piper*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
254.Erik Yuill*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
255.Ryan McKenzie*   8:00.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
256.Michiel Van Hooreweder   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
257.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   8:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Keith's, can  
258.Derek Caveny*   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
259.John Turner*   8:02.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
260.Julia Thomas*   8:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
261.Jon Francis*   8:03.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
262.Cam Sylvester*   8:03.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
263.Jay "lepricon" D*   8:04.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM202007carling, can  
264.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman*   8:04.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Lonestar, can  First Timer
265.Kerry MacKelvie*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
266.Peter M*   8:05.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Puked A LOT at the end
267.Chris "Multi-tasker" Brens*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Miller/Moosehead/Steeler, can  Ran with aviators
268.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   8:05.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM202005Carling Black Label, can  
269.Chris "CNagsRun" Nagle   8:06.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M232006Canadian, can  *Puker. Victim of the dreaded 4th lap.
270.Michael Doyle   8:07.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
271.Doo Hickey    8:08.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
272.Hanza "AJ" Jafri   8:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Milk
273.Nick "The Stick" Croker*   8:08.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M212007Laker, can  Another well run race, and destroyed Kip Sigsworth time, which he is proud of. The pre race training at Kenga's the Thursday before really helped.
274.Mark Linseman*   8:08.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM202005Stroh's Lager, can  
275.Andrew Williams*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
276.Shawn Brady*   8:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
277.Adam Blackadder*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
278.Nithin Matthews   8:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
279.Andrew Williams*   8:09.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
280.Rob Fegan*   8:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
281.Dan Polakoff*   8:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M182002Stroh's, can  Puked EVEN MORE at the end
282.Kristjan "Cougar" Hunter   8:10.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011  New Iroquois Falls record
283.Dave "deeps" Dipiero*   8:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M212003Canadian, can  
284.Matt "thrower" Harris*   8:10.2   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M182003Canadian, can  
285.Mike Stockermans   8:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
286.Mike Kemp*   8:12.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
287.Ben "Coop" Cooper   8:12.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  What a champ.
288.Adam Miller   8:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
289.Atta Boy   8:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M472013Laker, can  Made it look too easy and wanted to FRB own trail after
290.Jon Francis*   8:14.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
291.David "Defending Champ." Dame   8:14.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M352008Labbat's Blue, can  Getting faster with age
292.Colin "Little" Lawrence   8:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Moosehead Lager, can  
293.Eric Bradshaw   8:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Coca-Cola, can  
294.Chad Yurich*   8:15.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
295.Scott "Captin Canada" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM232008Carling, bottle  2nd beer pukage
296.Brian "Trackgroupie" Henderson   8:15.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM192005old Milwaukee, can  
297.Scott "the shitter" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  second beer mile
298.Dave "Double Bellybuster" *   8:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM392012Budweiser, can  
299.Graham O'Hagen*   8:16.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
300.Tom Wallace*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
301.Rory Blackadder*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1999  
302.Brandon Whitby*   8:18.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
303.Felix Eigenbrod*   8:18.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
304.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck   8:18.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M262006Chocolate Milk,   Milk rookie, Breaks previous record
305.Corin Lohman*   8:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...1999  
306.Dustin "DD" Doan   8:20.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  PB, peaked nicely
307.Dan S.*   8:20.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
308.John "Booter" Booth*   8:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
309.Mike Minor   8:20.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM212006Budweiser, can  didnt puke....until the colt 45 went down
310.Manny "Reebdog" Bonilla   8:20.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Canadian, bottle  
311.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Finally broke the 2nd place curse
312.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM222005Old Milwaukee, can  I love 2nd
313.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes   8:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M222005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
314.Derek Caveny*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
315.Geoff MacGillivray*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
316.Mr. Pink   8:22.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M332013Laker, can  Only non-PB, somewhat incredibly given the frigidness. Reclaims BM crown - several moments threatening to be horizontal on icy curves
317.Bryan "Who is this guy?" Moore*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M232005Canadian, can  No one knows who this guy is...
318.Craig Burkett*   8:23.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :22,:76,:46,:92,:46,:91,:48,:82 (Naked 400m winner)
319.Mike "Asmo" Asmussen   8:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  He was the sleeper of the group. He kept his mouth shut and let everyone else do the talking before the race. When it came to race time, he took the bronze in style. Quite an impressive debut.
320.Ryan Wight   8:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Lakeport, can  PB
321.Just Sheldon   8:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M232013Steamwhistle, can  Found out pushing 100% isn't the way to improve BM PBs. Walked in places.
322.Michael "Bovice" Bentley   8:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M232013Lakeport Honey, can  Big improvement to beat his GF's PB
323.Dave Tobin*   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
324.Colin Dignum*   8:25.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
325.Scott Manktelow*   8:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M1995  
326.Mike "Mallette" Mallette   8:25.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM182004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
327.Craig B   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
328.Mike Callaghan*   8:25.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM222002Export, can  ran last 100 metres naked
329.Chris M.*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
330.Matt McInnes*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
331.Danny Matthews   8:26.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M192006Labbat's Blue, can  
332.Klay "Meat sweats" Patersun   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M242013PC Genuine Lager, can  Also big PB wearing street clothes
333.Rob Auld*   8:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM1993  
334.Ryan MacKenzie*   8:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
335.Peter McClelland*   8:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Fuck I Hate Second Place
336.Pat "Cooker" Cook   8:27.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM182004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked up dinner during 4th beer
337.Jeffrey "Big Jeff" Goodyear   8:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM222007Coors??, bottle  THE CHAMPION
338.Apex "no brakes" Slutton   8:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Budweiser, can  Rough showing for what is normally a consistent contender. Made up for it as host of the after party
339.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
340.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
341.Ryan O'Hagan*   8:29.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
342.Josh "camel" Smith   8:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM182004Steeler, can  penalty lap
343.Will Argue   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M2013Labatt Blue, can  
344.Matt Cameron*   8:30.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
345.Mark Arnott*   8:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
346.Bill Budgell*   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
347.Andrew Garsch*   8:30.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
348.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   8:30.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM452009Carlsberg, can  
349. Gerardo Reyes   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M372012Labbat's Blue, can  Strong debut performance!
350.Reuben Bakker*   8:31.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
351.Mark Linseman*   8:31.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Export, can  
352.Chris Yip   8:32.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M472013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
353.Paul Wilson*   8:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
354.Brett "Fergalicious" Ferguson   8:32.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007in a blueish can, can  #1 Loser!
355.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee*   8:33.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Steamwhistle, can  PB
356.Aubrey Oldham*   8:33.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
357.David Dame*   8:33.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M312004Labbat's Blue, can  Barely got around without....
358.Emie "Monsoon" Ukwuoma*   8:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, 1st sprinter
359.Dan Radkowiec*   8:34.6   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
360.Mark Linseman*   8:35.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  
361.Melanie "Killer B#2" Boultbee   8:36.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF332005Alexander Keith's, can  
362.Tom Jones*   8:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
363.Dave Clark   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M322012Budweiser, can  Great debut; Robbed by a hint of form... penalty lap
364.Martin Rydlo*   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
365.Jon Russell*   8:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
366.Rich Benko*   8:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005Molson Dry, can  Rookie, 5.5% abv
367.Ashley Lawrence   8:38.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM332009Mill Street Stock Ale, bottle  winner of inaugural Rat Beer Mile
368.Chuck "Kev's buddy" Buckingham   8:40.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M242004can  Rookie
369.Ashley Lawrence   8:40.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Moosehead Lager, can  Slower than last year by 2 seconds
370.Allan Pribaz*   8:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
371.Derek Congram*   8:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
372.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   8:43.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF392011Grasshopper, can  
373.Ian "rather drink in rez than at an amazing k" Boyce   8:43.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Canadian, can  puke, rookie mile
374.Peter McClelland*   8:43.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm beginners luck
375.Dave Doran   8:43.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M282010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
376.Bill M.*   8:46.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
377.Mr. Pink   8:47.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M332014Laker, can  Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
378.Dave "DoubleBellyBuster"    8:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M2011Budweiser, can  
379.Avi Goldfarb*   8:47.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
380.Kathy "The Lush" Zeman   8:49.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF302005Alexander Keith's, can  
381.Lisa Bradley   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Michal's 40th BirthdayF342012Molson Canadian, can  
382.Alessandro Zavatti   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM212011Molson M, can  
383.Brendan Beamish*   8:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Wore some short ass shorts
384.Jared "JT" Thomson   8:50.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM192004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
385.Katie "Ladyk" Horricks*   8:50.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F182006Canadian, can  Rookie, womens record (solo 4-beer)
386.Kevin Inwood*   8:51.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
387.Mark Linseman*   8:51.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM172002Export, can  
388.Lucas "Lubey" Peterson   8:51.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Brava, can  Went balls-to-the-wall and puked on the second lap. Basically chose to run a chunder 2k
389.JJonathan    8:52.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM412009Molson Canadian, can  
390.Steve McDougall*   8:52.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M322004Busch, can  Rookie Performance, nice.
391.Celeste McPhee*   8:53.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
392.Mr. Pink   8:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M332013Laker, can  Lost perfect record the way he would have wanted. Not trying but pushing Sheldon just enough to ensure new victor spent post-race in the bushes while Pink downed the rest of the beer
393.Jeff "fist-pump" Behan   8:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Canadian, can  First race in over a year. BEHAN'S BACK
394.Jon Pace*   8:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
395.Dave Harju*   8:55.2   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M1995  
396.Justin Pozin   8:57.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M332013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
397.Shawn Brady*   8:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
398.John Spence*   8:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
399.Mark Mountjoy   8:58.9   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M252013Carling, can  4.9%, 3:30 faster than PB
400.Jon Francis*   8:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
401.Dustin "Double D" Doan*   8:59.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Schlitz, can  1st race of the year
402.Kevin "Turtle" Tearle   8:59.8   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Canadian, bottle  
403.Aaron Montgomery*   9:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
404.Mark Finiello   9:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
405.Mike O'Conner   9:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M2009Old Milwaukee, can  excellent race, especially for a Masters racer.
406.Heather "Hutch's Date" Austin*   9:00.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F232006Stella Artois, can  1st womens 3-beer
407.Paul "Swandive" Felix   9:00.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Candiave, bottle  some foam regurgitation
408.Tyler Murphy*   9:01.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
409.Steve Bursey*   9:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
410.Chris Yip   9:01.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014482014  
411.Rowland Kriesig*   9:01.3   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
412.Kevin "Smith" Smith*   9:01.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Dated & shitty?
413.Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher   9:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2220092 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  He delivers the mail and looks delicious in pink tights
414.Erick Feltham*   9:02.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
415.Chris Demerse   9:02.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M292010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
416.Brad Ferguson*   9:03.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
417.Joel Reid*   9:03.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
418.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   9:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Kokanee, can  
419.Reuben Bakker*   9:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
420.Remko Noteboom*   9:05.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
421.Matt Demeo*   9:06.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  First in the rower division
422.Alex "Ja-BRAUN" Wilkie   9:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Steamwhistle, can  Despite a super fast final quarter, couldn't handle Cameron's skills in his debut
423.Max "Turbo" PAIN*   9:09.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M262013Molson Canadian, can  First attempt in several years
424.Geoff MacGillivray*   9:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
425.Dave Keeley*   9:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Best Projectile Vomit
426.Mark Mountjoy   9:10.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M252013Carling, can  4.9%; 2nd beer mile in 2 days
427.Nigel Gray*   9:10.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
428.Mr. Pink   9:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.5M332014Laker 473ml, can  Why in the living fuck did I not use my go to BM beer in my first 2 Tallboy Mile attempts? VERY nearly quit on beer #3. As far as we can tell, Tallboy WR
429.Erick Feltham*   9:11.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
430.Mark Tagliaferri*   9:12.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Kicked Kelly's ass
431.Courtland Morris   9:12.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M182006Labbat's Blue, can  
432.Fred Zettler*   9:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
433.Sarah "G $" Giovanetti   9:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...F192009Schiltz, can  
434.Paul Monczka   9:14.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
435.Caroline Shilhan*   9:14.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
436.Ryan Kelly*   9:15.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Very proud to not puke
437.Sylvan Williams*   9:15.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile1998  
438.Jonathon "Kirkalicious" Kirk   9:16.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007Canadian??, bottle  At least he beat the girls...
439.Tyrone "Tyrobinhood" Welchinski   9:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2020092 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  Called DNF guy "Peggy Sue" everytime he lapped him, which was often, a PB, also down with OPP
440.Mathew Newcombe*   9:17.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM222004Canadian, can  
441.Adam Miller*   9:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :13,:72,:53,:96,:67,:102,:73,:81
442.Reuben Dr*   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
443.Keanu "Willy" Reeves   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Old Milwaukee, can  Top sprinter on the day - a strong showing
444.Nick "The Rook" Hurrell   9:18.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M252008Budweiser, can  Impressive first mile.
445.Jaysun "Ginger" Piper   9:18.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  A real champion here. First ever try. Representing all the gingers of the world. Beats the Town's best time. Felt like a pile of dog shit after
446.Chanson Brumme*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...2000  
447.Jacob Wall*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
448.Michael Dede   9:19.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Robert Simpson Confederation Ale, bottle  1st Beer Mile
449.Cletus Iserhoff   9:20.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM352010old milwaukee, can  Haha! Watermelon! Impressive PB.
450.Jason Leist*   9:20.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
451.Joan Post*   9:20.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
452.Pissing Doucheman    9:20.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M262014Laker Lager, can  PB
453.Melanie ""Killer B #2"" Boultbee   9:22.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Sleeman's Honey Brown, can  
454.Colin "pitiful" Lawrence   9:23.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  Penalty lap - 57sec
455.Kathy "Z" Zeman*   9:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Heineken, can  
456.Joel Montgomery*   9:24.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
457.Shae Salovaara*   9:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...1995  
458.Peter Laratta*   9:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :18,:83,:40,:125,:59,:83,:77,:80
459.Jeremy Dunlop   9:25.9   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM352011Labatt Blue, can  This beast flew in from Edmonton just for this race, arrived in his ballin rental car and won his first beer mile in his first attempt. He then celebrated by barfing up all 4 beers in one shot
460.Tom Wallace*   9:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
461.Kyle Dunlop   9:26.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM282011Labatt Blue, can  Couldn't afford shoes because he had to buy a class beer like Labatt Blue. Unable to become a two time winner because his older brother showed up
462.Mike Harris*   9:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
463.Tim "Need More Practice" Andrew   9:27.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M442008Budweiser, can  Leading until the final lap, then the penalty came.
464.Claire "I'm an Aussie, of course I can drink" Collin   9:28.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Canadian, can  
465.David Dame   9:28.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M312005Labbat's Blue, can  Slow Time..Boo..Hisss
466.Mike "Birchy" Birch   9:29.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M252011Molson Canadian, can  Absolute warrior, battled back from a brutal performance last year when he felt like a girl and/or pussy. Once again feeling victory in his blood.
467.Jeff "wheels" May(fontaine)*   9:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M2003Canadian, can  
468.Ciaran Carter*   9:29.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Carlsberg, can  penalty lap, Iron Maiden shirt
469.Pissing Doucheman   9:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M262013Laker, can  PB - kudos for improving by 2 seconds despite 3/4 of track being covered in ice
470.Peter McClelland   9:30.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
471.Darryl Irwin*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
472.Thomas Kopler*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
473.Pissing Doucheman   9:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M262013Laker, can  Tried to track his run on Strava by leaving his phone at the start line. Third different Hogtown BM champion. Was trying for sub 9. Was on for well sub 8 before final beer meltdown.
474.Alan Oldham*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
475.Gord Welsch*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
476.Kevin Beatty*   9:32.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
477.??? "douche" ??   9:32.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM202007carling, can  
478.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:33.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011Red Bull, bottle  
479.Keith "Barnyard" B   9:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
480.Scott Spicer*   9:33.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
481.Mike Callaghan*   9:33.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM272006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  (Penalty) Flew in from Namibia for race
482.Katie Shaw*   9:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F182003Old Milwaukee, can  Rookie Phenom
483.Uri Gorodzinsky   9:36.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
484.Riberio Andre*   9:36.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM302003Labatt's Blue, can  
485.Shawn Brady*   9:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
486.Patrick Hogan*   9:38.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
487.Andrew Howard*   9:38.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  Wow I have nice legs
488.Craig Burkett*   9:38.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Kokanee, can  
489.Mike    9:39.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011bottle  
490.Michael Deed   9:39.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM462011Old Speckled Hen, bottle  
491.Jean Michel "JAM" MacKay   9:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M242009Sleeman's Draught, can  great pb from last beermile
492.Jeff "Jbarr" Barr   9:40.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM192004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked after 3rd beer
493.Elia Macaluso   9:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
494.Kevin "#1TML fan" Savard   9:40.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM192004Old Mill, can  
495.Kajus K   9:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
496.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:41.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM242010Old Milwaukee, can  DNV= DID NOT VOM!!
497.Joe "J'orgy" Linseman*   9:41.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM222002Export, can  competed in g-string
498.Ravinder Jag Rai*   9:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile1998  
499.Nick Scarcelli   9:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
500.Dave Spahich*   9:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  drove through a tornado to get here
501.Brad Woods   9:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M312011Molson Dry, can  Going for the over 30 record
502.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:46.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011  
503.Andrew "coatesy" Coates   9:46.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM192004Moosehead, can  penalty lap
504.James "Ironboy"    9:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M412011Canadian, can  
505.Stephen Dubois*   9:47.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
506.Tony "Italian Stallion" Pucci   9:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M222007can  A well run sub 10 performance. The Italian Stallion won't give up on this quest
507.Corbin "elderly citizen" Johnston   9:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013PC Genuine Lager, can  Had the loudest cheering section
508.Cletus Iserhoff   9:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM342009Moosehead, can  This gentleman did not let the smack talk get to him. He had an amazing race, finishing under 10 minutes for his first time. "There was not a doubt in my mind!" He has great potential in this sport!
509.Dean Charette*   9:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
510.Hollis Milroy   9:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
511.Valentina "The Russian Bombshell" Taiakina   9:49.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F192004can  Female Champ
512.Jamie Akazawa*   9:49.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #11999  
513.mike pierce   9:50.0   Ottawa, ON M182005Labbat's Blue, bottle  
514.Kevin O'Connor*   9:50.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
515.Ken Browne*   9:50.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
516.Allan Pribaz*   9:50.8   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
517.Dave Keeley*   9:51.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
518.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   9:51.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Keith's, can  
519.Chris [Unknown]*   9:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
520.Matt Demeo*   9:52.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
521.Courtney MacIntosh   9:53.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F232006Labbat's Blue, can  
522.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   9:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Kokanee, can  Feeling victory in his blood
523.Geoff Hodgson   9:54.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M442013Sleeman Honey Brown, can  
524.Ian "Heavyweight" Swanson*   9:54.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Good showing
525.Ken Browne*   9:54.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
526.Lindsay Forget*   9:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I can back it up BITCH
527.Brandon Schamp*   9:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
528.Andrew "A-Septic" Sepic   9:56.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt 50, can  PB
529.G Warren*   9:56.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
530.Chris "Leafsfan"    9:58.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M272011Keiths, can  
531.Norman "Stormin'" O'Reilly*   9:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM302003Labatt 50, can  
532.Savvas Frantzeskos*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
533.Andrew Stronach*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
534.Pissing Doucheman   9:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M262013Laker, can  Breaking 10 mins gave just another reason to laugh at Dualz
535.John [Unknown]*   9:59.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
536.Shane H   9:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
537.Mr. Pink   9:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M332014Laker, can  Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
538.Wes "The Animal" Dawkins*   9:59.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM212002Export, can  also competed in g-string
539.Jeanne Harfield*   9:59.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileF212005Old Milwaukee, can  I beat Vince
540.Rob "Barkie" Bark   9:59.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M182006Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, breaks previous milk record
541.Lindsay Sferrazza   10:00.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182006Labbat's Blue, can  
542.Geoff MacGillivray*   10:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
543.Dan "Captain Obvious" Ritz*   10:01.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  Rookie, top mens b-mile debut
544.Dual Shitizenship   10:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M532013Moosehead, can  Would have broken 10 mins if he hadn't laughed at Mr. Pink not breaking 7
545.Kan Singh*   10:01.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
546.Kyle Dunlop*   10:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M272010Old Milwaukee, can  First time competitor, first time winner
547.Doug'er Scott   10:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M20111 Red Bull bottle, 2 cans Budweiser, 1 c,   shoes: Adidas Adizero. No costume. hosted a boat race in his basement afterwards
548.Neil O'Reilly*   10:02.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
549.Ryan Baker*   10:02.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  Damn that last beer hurt
550.Toni Carlisle   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008laker, can  First Female
551.Leslie Tabler*   10:03.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
552.Chris McKie*   10:03.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
553.Ian Westra   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Molson Canadian, can  PB
554.Jon Hunt*   10:04.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :24,:85,:66,:93,:67,:105,:74,:90
555.Jamie Cleveland*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
556.Paul Mitchell*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
557.Larry Hasson*   10:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  It's true, I puked
558.Brian Stasiak*   10:05.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
559.Joanna Gilles*   10:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F1996  
560.Lianne "pull hard" Girard   10:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F212013Sleeman, can  Narrowly missed beating the elderly citizen to be first in her group of the prediction contest
561.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   10:06.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM232009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Almost bafed from laughing when other participant was barfing
562.Andrea "drea" Lamantia*   10:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F212003Canadian, can  
563.Yakkity Yak   10:06.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
564.Elia Macaluso*   10:07.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Ran a penalty lap
565.Aaron Grainge   10:07.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
566.Graydon Raymer*   10:07.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
567.Brian Stasiak*   10:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Running is harder than rowing
568.Cam Moore   10:10.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
569.Blair Wallace*   10:10.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M162004Export, can  first career mile, good potential, won the 100 m dash going away
570.Brandon Lewis*   10:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  I get hammered off 4 beers
571.Adam Lalonde*   10:10.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
572.Aaron Maszko   10:10.6   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M212003Moosehead, can  Rookie Mile, the running didn't hurt, the stomach did
573.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.1 (Sol...M332014Canadian 473ml, can  Solo tall boy attempt. Track frozen, so ran 16x110 yards on Canadian football track. Switchbacks didn't help.
574.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M332014Canadian 473ml, can  
575.Ryan Kelly*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Winner of 'B' Division
576.Allan Bermingham*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Mr. Controversy
577.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz*   10:11.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F182003Canadian, can  
578.Mike Blecher   10:12.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM392009Molson Canadian, can  
579.Alan Bermingham   10:12.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M202004Berghoff Original, can  It's a race! I am winning!
580.Kiki *   10:12.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileF2012can  
581.Neil O'Reilly   10:14.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
582.Wet Pussy   10:14.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M2013Sleeman Silver Creek, bottle  Failed 10 min breaking thanks to breaking wind?
583.Jim "Spikeman" Fullarton   10:15.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M432008Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
584.John *   10:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM2012can  
585.Brad Young*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
586.Chris Napier*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
587.Mark "Chico" B   10:16.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM402011Keiths, can  
588.Noah Bass   10:16.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M372013Canadian, can  won $5 for beating Uri
589.Adam "Wildchild" Eikenberry*   10:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM242004Labatt Extra Dry, can  Finished Sober, WTF, PB
590.Just Sheldon   10:18.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013Steamwhistle, can  Pissing should really check if his buddies are ex-rugby players first
591.Kyle Tousignant   10:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
592.R Webster*   10:18.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
593.Hollis Milroy   10:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
594.Mark Linseman*   10:20.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM202005Guinness, can  440 ml cans
595.Brad Shipley*   10:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM172001Stroh's, can  
596.Marty Mattiazzi*   10:20.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M200650, can  
597.Matt Rothwell*   10:21.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Big Wheel, bottle  
598.Geoff Hodgson   10:21.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014Coors Banquet, can  
599.Joe Pelopidas   10:21.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M232013Budweiser, can  could have won if he had just kept running
600.Jon Boo   10:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M232009Lakeport Ale, can  great time for a first beermile and met his goal of beating Liz. Congrats!
601.Mitchell Chad   10:22.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009Keiths, bottle  
602.Cameron Ried   10:22.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M222009Lakeport Pilsner, can  first timer
603.Tim Francis*   10:22.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
604.Darryl Kielec*   10:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM312003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, hung over for a week
605.Braden "I'm Trashed" Novakowski   10:23.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Lucky, can  Good mile form
606.Jason Davenport*   10:23.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Better than last time!
607.Mason "Birthday Boy" Smith   10:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M162004can  youngest competitor, didn't puke!
608.Peter Dowse*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
609.Shaun Fryer*   10:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
610.Nancy White*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
611.Sara Trought*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
612.Jason Chad   10:26.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Labbat's Blue, can  
613.Attaboy    10:26.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M472014Laker Pilsner, can  Ran two warmup laps; lamented about it after (that he didn't do enough)
614.Jason Scott   10:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
615.Rory Blackadder*   10:27.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...2000  
616.Paulo Carvalho   10:28.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M212007Lakeport Honey, can  
617.Christopher "Stamand" St.Amand*   10:29.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
618.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz   10:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF182004Canadian, can  
619.Andrew Sadler*   10:29.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
620.Erika Bergman*   10:29.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F1996  
621.Aaron Reichert*   10:30.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM242004Canadian, can  
622.Jason Wedlake*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  I Tried Hard
623.Reid Black*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Captain of the 'B' Squad
624.Joe "JT" Turner*   10:31.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
625.Kathie Zeman   10:31.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF332009Lakeport Pilsner, can  
626.David "DK" Kelly   10:31.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M252011Boxer, can  Dressed as a soccer ref
627.Colin Barnett   10:32.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M222011  
628.Dave Spahich*   10:32.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM192003Export, can  
629.Andrew Garsch*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
630.Adam Thibodeau*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
631.Adam Mramor*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
632.Gary Edwards*   10:32.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
633.Jared "The Bear" Thomson   10:33.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Steeler, can  Just out of the medals
634.Trent Perrett   10:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  *vomit penalty lap
635.Andrea Dupont   10:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF252005Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
636.Allan Pribaz*   10:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
637.Toni Carlisle*   10:33.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Moosehead, can  Rookie, female bronze in debut
638.John Van Ryn*   10:33.9   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
639.Dan Way   10:34.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M262012Boxer, can  Most improved!
640.Rob Thomson*   10:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212005Old Milwaukee, can  I also did not like the 4th beer
641.Chad Jason*   10:35.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM272003Labatt's Blue, can  
642.Adrian Tilochand*   10:35.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Old Milwaukee, can  2nd straight 2nd place, feeling the need to win
643.Kaylie "Thunder BadAss" Iserhoff   10:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F192009Sleeman's Draught, can  first female and amazing pb from last race!
644.Cameron Tymstra*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :27,:76,:62,:113,:60,:157,:67,:77
645.Heather Graham*   10:39.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
646.Allan Pribaz*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
647.Alex "Babs" Babaris   10:39.5   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M212003Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, 3rd lap puker
648.Bob Dunlop   10:40.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM252013Old Milwaukee, can  Keeps pounding in the great times and beating PB's. Still a real fan favourite
649.Ryan O'Hagen*   10:42.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
650.Gordon Cameron*   10:42.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
651.Uri Gorodzinsky   10:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M362013Canadian, can  worse time than in 2009
652.Jamie McCully   10:44.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
653.Shawn "Pussy" Bowen   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lakeport, can  Drunk nurse
654.Kat "Last Name?" *   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F222005Moosehead, can  Do we have a last name?
655.Ken "The Kicker" Dick   10:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M322005Canadian, can  Pretty Smokin' for a Rookie Mile.
656.Scott Currie   10:45.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Cross the line and then let it rip.
657.Adam Asquini*   10:45.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Rookie
658.Peter "I was runner up for the v-card" Mitchell*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Lonestar, can  Not bad for a sprinter who already loaded upon start of the race
659.Chris Napier*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
660.Badhi Schoueri*   10:47.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile1998  
661.Kevin Beatty*   10:47.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
662.Hans Hesse*   10:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM222006Canadian, can  :18,:91,:39,:97,:111,:104,:78,:110
663.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   10:48.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Barfed 6 times after crossing the finish line
664.Luigi "Weegie" D'Agnillo*   10:49.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM322003Old Milwaukee, can  
665.Michael Warner   10:49.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014  
666.Ryan Gustafson   10:50.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Budweiser, can  
667.Jeremy Porter*   10:50.3   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
668.Kirk "Saskapoon" Ewen   10:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Chocolate Milk,   PB, previous milk champ
669.Dennis Doherty*   10:51.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
670.Roger Moss   10:52.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
671.Keenan Miller   10:52.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M222004Berghoff Original, can  Worst beer ever...
672.Danny Rioux*   10:53.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
673.Derek Krauss*   10:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
674.Adam Blackadder*   10:54.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
675.Melinda    10:55.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011can  
676.Greggor Madden   10:55.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
677.Melinda Campbell   10:55.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF272011Budweiser, can  She's a machine
678.Brandon Jacobs   10:56.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
679.Andrew Jago   10:57.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202006Labbat's Blue, can  
680.Kim "gamble" Gamble*   10:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F222003Canadian, can  
681.Ryan "Lodi-Dodi" Lahti   10:58.1   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM182006rickards, can  ran barefoot, (Abebe Bikila style)
682.Bart Kalnay*   10:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
683.Dude Thompson*   10:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
684.Ian Harrison*   11:00.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
685.Shane Blackie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
686.Do Hickie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
687.Louis Bondy   11:00.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Schlitz, can  
688.Ian Carswell*   11:00.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M302006Canadian, can  
689.Lindsay Forget*   11:01.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF222004Old Milwaukee, can  I really needed that pot
690.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   11:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM2010Budweiser, can  One furry guy.
691.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
692.Pat McDonald*   11:02.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile1997  
693.Mike Sterling*   11:02.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
694.Adrian Tilochand*   11:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Lucky Lager, can  Spiderman
695.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi*   11:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Moosehead, can  
696.Andrew Boetto   11:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
697.Rob Fegan*   11:04.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
698.Jake Breuer   11:04.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M212006Labbat's Blue, can  
699.Fred    11:04.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
700.Adam "Neckbrace"    11:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M2011Schlitz, can  almost died the next night playing tag
701.Eric Giddings   11:04.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
702.Katrina "Red Headed Snippet" Huszarik   11:05.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF212007Laker, bottle  Women's CHAMPION
703.Devon    11:05.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM182004Labbat's Blue, can  
704.Felix Eigenbrod*   11:06.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
705.Nigel Grey*   11:07.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
706.Dave Spahich*   11:07.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Vienna, can  humbled
707.Erin "Higgerz in Paris" O'Higgins   11:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F192013Alexander Keiths, can  Huge improvement despite a horribly slow pace on beer number 1
708.Luis Espenoza   11:08.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser, can  
709.Gord Welsh*   11:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  Wow did I puke
710.Mike Neilly*   11:08.2   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M222006Moosehead, can  Rookie, top male skier
711.Luis    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
712.Jason Leach*   11:09.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
713.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   11:09.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2420093 lakeport Ice, 1 Schlitz, can  Puked a few times and ran barefoot
714.Wet Spot    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
715.Drew Graham*   11:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
716.Savvas Frantzeskos*   11:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII1996  
717.Ryan Klassen*   11:10.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM252004Canadian, can  
718.Shane "Captain Canoon" Ferth*   11:11.1   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M252006Lakeport Pilsner, can  Fastest penalty lap (60s)
719.Tateishi "Yoda" Arthur   11:12.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM412011Moosehead, can  
720.Chuck Murphy*   11:12.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
721.Brad "Plaid Shirt"    11:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
722.Curtis Gadula*   11:13.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
723.Joe Linseman*   11:13.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM232003Carlsberg, can  cape, speedo, goggles
724.Milan Maljkovic   11:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
725.Allan Pribaz*   11:14.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
726.John    11:14.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2009Keith's, can  
727.Phil Morneau Gagnon   11:14.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Crazy fast start. Extra lap and still placed 2nd.
728.Rob Preater   11:15.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
729.Bart Nichol*   11:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
730.Doug Smith*   11:17.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
731.Sarah McClennan*   11:17.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
732.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:17.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM372007Stella Artois, can  ***330 ml can
733.Michal "The Juggler" Kapral   11:18.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Budweiser, can  Penalty lap
734.Mark Arnott*   11:18.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
735.Jay Ruch*   11:20.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
736.J.D. Kelly*   11:20.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
737.Pissing Doucheman   11:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M262014Laker, can  Dressed in enough layers to double his weight. Brought enough alcohol to double his age
738.Jason Davenport*   11:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
739.Ian Reid*   11:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
740.James *   11:21.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM2012can  
741.Chris "Matt's pal" Taylor   11:22.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Rookie, Penalty Lap
742.Ravinder Jag Rai*   11:22.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer Mile1998  
743.Joel Reid*   11:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
744.Mike Landell   11:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
745.Paula    11:22.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF422009Keith's, can  
746.Jeff Kiernan*   11:23.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
747.Sebastian Calvache   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
748.Doug "The Doctor" Scott   11:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M2009Old Milwaukee, can  The Doctor impresses us once again with his drinking abilities and should be an example for us all.
749.Jenn Eversley   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
750.Andrea Dupont   11:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Chocolate Milk,   
751.Frank Johnson*   11:24.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
752.Jon Kilcullen   11:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM262010Old Milwaukee, can  Sans-Vom.
753.Funky Monkey   11:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F472013Laker, can  Smashes H4 Female Beer Mile record, Puked within 30cm of finish
754.David Smith*   11:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
755.Ian Rankin   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Amsterdam Big Wheel Deluxe Amber, bottle  1st Beer Mile
756.Wes Dearborn   11:25.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Labbat's Blue, can  *vomit penalty lap
757.C J   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
758.Ray Sacuevo   11:28.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM382009Labatt's Blue, can  
759.Dan    11:29.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
760.Dan Way   11:29.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM242011Budweiser, can  
761.Chris [Unknown]*   11:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
762.Roger "the Dodger" Barker   11:30.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM672011Lakeport, can  
763.Derek Caveny*   11:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
764.Brian Nelson*   11:30.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
765.Atta Boy   11:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M472014Laker, bottle  Spent a lot of time with 7 hard inches in his hand and finished with an impressive spurt from behind
766.Corey "C-Palm" Palmer   11:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007Coors, bottle  He was drunk when he started... it isn't his fault.
767.Randy "RD" Fagan*   11:30.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM322003Labatt 50, can  
768.Chris "shitty Hamstring" Holt   11:30.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Laker, can  Pukeage
769.Dave Spahich   11:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  Mark's friend
770.Scott Young   11:31.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just an animal. Instead of a dress this year he brought regular clothes and the same winning attitude he inherited from his varsity rugby career
771.Reid Black*   11:32.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  I need a haircut
772.Noah Bass   11:32.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
773.Scott Garinther*   11:32.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
774.Jeannot Ouellette*   11:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :22,:85,:27,:95,:45,:99,:48,:92,:179 penalty lap
775.Allan Pribaz*   11:32.9   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
776.Allan Pribaz*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
777.Kirsten Querbach*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON F1995  
778.D Leahy*   11:34.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
779.David Dame*   11:34.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
780.Greg Ackroyd*   11:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
781.Drew Freeman*   11:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
782.Laura Walsh   11:35.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
783.Gina Wong   11:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F302012Sleeman Cream Ale, can  Beer Miler of the Year... Still the champ!
784.Shawn Perreault*   11:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
785.Shane "Canoon" Ferth   11:37.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M242005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
786.Scott Young   11:37.6   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just keeps pounding in the solid performances in 2011, a great season for the former piece of garbage.
787.Jennifer James*   11:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F1995  
788.Jeanette Collins*   11:38.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
789.Derek Caveny*   11:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
790.Vince Underager*   11:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
791.Paul Hammond   11:39.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M182006Labbat's Blue, can  
792.Stef [Unknown]*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
793.Doug Smith*   11:40.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
794.Andrew Stronach*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
795.Maren Garsch   11:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F262006Labbat's Blue, can  
796.Roger ""The Dodger"" Barker   11:40.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
797.Matt Flemming*   11:40.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
798.Patrick Store   11:41.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Canadian, can  
799.Ian "assman" Aseltine   11:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M262007Kokanee, can  
800.Gina Wong   11:42.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012F2012Grasshopper, can  
801.Maren Garsch*   11:42.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Good first effort
802.Steve Shigeishi*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
803.Neil [Unknown]*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
804.Andy Guitard*   11:44.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
805.Dianne Kapral*   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Molson Canadian, can  PB
806.Remko Noteboom*   11:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
807.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM392009Sleeman's Cream Ale, can  
808.Noah Bass   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014Canadian, can  Won $5 and determined to take the #2 spot next year.
809.Kayte McLeod*   11:50.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F192003Milwaukee's Best, can  I won ???
810.Craig Chapman*   11:51.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
811.Adam Gavine*   11:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
812.Kathie Zeman   11:52.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF312007Carlsberg, can  
813.Chris Fortier*   11:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
814.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   11:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Amazing party time shirt and bailed big time
815.Chris    11:54.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
816.Chris Kelly   11:54.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Moosehead, can  
817.Allan Pribaz*   11:54.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
818.Bob Dunlop   11:54.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M242011Steamwhistle, can  Shorts, way too short, huge bozo
819.Nigel Gray*   11:54.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
820.Dennis Trips   11:55.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
821.Kathleen    11:56.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011can  
822.Kathleen Thompson   11:56.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF272011Budweiser, can  
823.Shawn Brady*   11:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
824.Matt Partrige*   11:56.2   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
825.Roger Barker   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM652009Lakeport Honey, can  
826.Angelo Calcafuoco   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Labbat's Blue, can  
827.Chris Singh   11:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
828.Brett Lumley*   11:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
829.Talyor Walker   11:58.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
830.Roger Barker   11:59.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM632007Canadian, can  
831.Allan Bermingham*   12:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  My head is shaved for speed
832.Weston C. "The Animal" Dawkins*   12:00.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  Best Dressed!!!
833.Kip Sigsworth*   12:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
834.John Salvadore*   12:00.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
835.Dave "Slow & Steady" Dunne   12:00.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M352008Canadian, can  Ran clean
836.Nick Croker*   12:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM192004Moosehead, bottle  Popped his Beer Mile cherry
837.Greg "Guns" Golenia   12:02.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Miller Genuine Draft, bottle  
838.Matt McInnes*   12:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
839.Scott Moncur*   12:02.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
840.Tamer Aburamadan*   12:02.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM202004Canadian, bottle  
841.Jacob Muirhead   12:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
842.Alice *   12:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
843.Tim Francis*   12:03.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
844.Adam "Neckbrace"    12:03.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M2011  Almost died that night playing tag after the bar
845.Jason Carrier*   12:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  This was a lot harder than I thought it would be
846.David "Bikerack" Kelly   12:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M252011Gold Strong, can  trying to have a WR with Gold strong. It's 8% and he hated it
847.Allan Pribaz*   12:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
848.Zig Zag *   12:07.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
849.Neil McCourt*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
850.Chris Napier*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
851.Jon "Plastic Bed Sheets" Ennis*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Team Magnum
852.Rob    12:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
853.Rob Campbell   12:09.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM512011Yankee Jim, can  
854.Dave Potter*   12:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
855.Kathleen Thompson   12:10.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Steamwhistle, can  Solid beer technique
856.Brad Young*   12:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
857.Will Argue   12:11.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  
858.Gavin "loose arms" Hatheway   12:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Budweiser, can  Debut, crushing his brother's best time
859.Chris "Slut" Brens   12:12.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Lucky, can  Puked
860.Peter Laratta   12:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
861.Scott "Do It" Waller   12:12.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
862.Katrina Huszarik   12:13.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F182004Berghoff Original, can  I came, I saw, I gave 'er
863.Dave Palma*   12:14.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
864.Scott    12:14.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM222004Labbat's Blue, can  
865.Les "The Colonel" Richards*   12:15.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM292003Old Milwaukee, can  
866.Mike Melaney*   12:15.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
867.Dennis Karadadas   12:16.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
868.Cleve Thorson*   12:17.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M252006Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie?
869.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes*   12:17.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Canadian, can  Drunken dash winner (11.8s)
870.Dominic Liao   12:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
871.Marc "Marcusus" Adams*   12:19.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM382003Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
872.Rory Blackadder*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...1999  
873.Tim Francis*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
874.Mike Patterson*   12:19.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
875.Dave Zachariah   12:19.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM302013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fastest runner of the event. Couldn't get the beers down fast enough. Didn't think he would finish but pulled the trigger, downed the last beer and puts in a solid time on his first try.
876.Diana Charabin*   12:20.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  I am a tank
877.Andrea Dupont   12:20.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F252006Chocolate Milk,   Female milk champ
878.Chris Bastie*   12:21.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
879.Bill Holmes*   12:22.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
880.Chantal Gangne   12:22.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileF212006Unknown, can  no pukeage
881.Vincent Goodfellow*   12:22.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM262005Old Milwaukee, can  Napoleon is not a good chugger
882.Zeman "Z" Kathie   12:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF362011Budweiser, can  vomit penalty lap
883.Jamie "This girl is on Fiiire!" Bosomworth   12:24.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Budweiser, can  
884.Uri Gorodzinsky   12:24.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014Canadian, can  Lost $5 to Noah. Is determined to get back to sub 10 next year.
885.James Cash   12:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
886.Steve Antenucci*   12:27.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
887.Allan Pribaz*   12:28.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
888.Liz "Lizard" Van Every   12:28.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F212009Mclays, bottle  Penalty Lap. Disappointing finish, had the chance for a pb but puked and lost her composure.
889.Bryan Coady*   12:30.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   ran barefoot, drank tall cans, AND had to do a penalty lap
890.Heather ""Honey "" Brown   12:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008can  
891.Jonathan Correia   12:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
892.Jason Davenport*   12:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  Ski masks make me aerodynamic
893.Anthony Paniccia*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
894.Michael Egan*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
895.Mark Kitely*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
896.Ryan "Oakie" Ouckama*   12:31.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Labatt's Blue, can  Team Heartthrob
897.Mark "Representing the Rowers" Busterfield   12:31.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M222008Coors, can  
898.Stunt Boobs   12:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M352014Old Milwaukee, can  PB: Failed to equal his time once again. Fortunately for him, negatively this time.
899.Carrie Malcomson*   12:34.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
900.James "goose" Gosselin   12:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM262004Canadian, can  penalty lap (naked)
901.Stunt Boobs   12:34.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M352013Laker, can  Aimed for less than 10 minutes, broke his PB by less than 10 seconds
902.Andrew Jago*   12:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM182005Old Milwaukee, can  C'mon I'm only a youthie
903.Russell Horsey*   12:35.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
904.Eric "no car" Elliott   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM232004black label, can  puked
905.Ashley "Letdown" Perry*   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Canadian, can  Puked
906.Dilek Dag   12:37.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet, can  
907.Jeff Strachan*   12:37.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
908.Josh Hanson*   12:37.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
909.Joel Sanderi*   12:37.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Moosehead, can  Rookie, international representation
910.Riley Monsour*   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :26,:91,:53,:105,:111,:99,:204,:71
911.Chris Schreiber*   12:40.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
912.Jason York   12:40.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM222006Unknown, can  no pukeage
913.Alejandro Mejia   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
914.Sam Nash*   12:41.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
915.Nick "Where's My Boat" Reaume   12:41.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M222008Coors, can  
916.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M352013Keith's IPA, can  First timed BM
917.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M352013President's Choice (seriously), can  Mr. Consistency. Matches PB to the second. Posh Beer,
918.Laura Thompson   12:43.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
919.Doofus "pettie" Peterson   12:43.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM2004Canadian, can  penalty lap
920.Joel Reid*   12:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
921.Adam Voogel   12:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
922.Dave Potter*   12:45.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
923.Jeff May*   12:45.0   Windsor, ON M2000  
924.Jon "no liver" Coleman   12:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
925.Bryan Ashbourne*   12:48.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
926.Chris Bolton*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
927.Simon Francis*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
928.Mike Patterson*   12:49.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M222003Old Milwaukee, can  God im getting old
929.Chris Griffen*   12:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
930.Doug Smith*   12:50.2   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
931.Caleb Suter*   12:51.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
932.Kim "gamble" Gamble   12:51.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF232004Canadian, can  
933.Joel Reid*   12:52.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
934.R J Schuler*   12:52.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F222003Milwaukee's Best, can  Had a very nice puke
935.Rob West*   12:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
936.Neil McCourt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
937.Stefan Schmidt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
938.John "sideways" Hughes   12:54.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Dos Equis, bottle  
939.Jayson Bowerman*   12:54.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
940.Tim Colson*   12:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
941.Cami Fraser*   12:55.0   Kingston, ON F1995  
942.Sean Kerr*   12:55.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  I'll do better next time
943.Just Sheldon   12:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M232013Heineken, can  Wants it to be known he ran in jeans. Technical DQ for drinking pussy European 330ml beers.
944.Holly *   12:56.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileF2012can  
945.Ryan O'Hagan*   12:57.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  First loser to the women's champ
946.Jason Yorke   12:58.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM202005labatt 50, can  
947.Mike Sterling*   12:58.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
948.Joe Linseman*   12:58.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
949.Michael Warner   13:00.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M442013Steamwhistle, can  
950.Unknown *   13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
951.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
952.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
953.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
954.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
955.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
956.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
957.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
958.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
959.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
960.Charlotte Dunlap   13:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F192013Canadian, can  She was amped up and it showed in her very respectable time
961.Dave Depiero   13:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM262009Budweiser, can  Just plain sexy
962.Heather "Honey" Brown   13:01.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF352009Canadian, can  
963.Matt "B." Barrett   13:02.0   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM182006rickards, can  his sideburns may have slown him down.
964.Matt Roach   13:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Canadian, can  Good effort in his first ever beer mile
965.Brian "Friggin' Northan" Northan*   13:03.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM282003Old Milwaukee, can  
966.Chris Napier*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
967.Alex Parker*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
968.Chris "I Love Uphills" Nichols   13:03.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M242008Coors, can  Rookie Mile
969.Duncan Rowe*   13:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004can  Penalty Lap
970.Jon Adernetto*   13:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Part of the 250 lbs. club
971.Stephen Shigeishi*   13:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
972.Mark Miller*   13:05.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :25,:86,:65,:110,:117,:102,:177,:103
973.Neil McCourt*   13:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
974.John Tidball*   13:05.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  winner of the 100 m Drunken Dash AND Podium Chug
975.Denis Healy*   13:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
976.David Petrie   13:07.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Started very strong, but the first turn on the third beer did him in.
977.Scott Reaume*   13:08.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
978.Steve Biggs   13:08.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Keith's, can  *vomit penalty lap
979.Caleb Suter*   13:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
980.Bob Dunlop   13:10.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM242011Meatwhistle, can  Wore a dress, it was gross, held the barf in like usual and finished with a solid time. A real fan favourite.
981.Mark Wooley*   13:11.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM412003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, definate room for improvement.
982.Ben Schwepps*   13:11.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Labbat's Blue, can  
983.Darryl Kielec   13:12.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M322004can  Worse than Last time! D'Oh!
984.Karen Gleeson   13:12.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Budweiser, can  
985.Ashley "Ashbash" Perry   13:13.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M232006Lonestar, can  What a gay nickname
986.Jason Symington   13:13.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
987.Paulo Monte*   13:13.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M262006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Warm up for Toronto
988.Derek Sarafini*   13:14.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
989.Channa Khamragi   13:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
990.Heather "H-Mac" McLeod*   13:15.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileF192001Stroh's, can  The only woman!!!! Damn the skirt clause
991.Matt Reid*   13:15.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM232004Canadian, can  
992.Joel Reid*   13:15.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
993.John Simon*   13:15.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
994.Eric Giddings   13:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
995.Spring Holter   13:15.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Budweiser, can  
996.Tim Colson*   13:15.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  This aint no singles race
997.Drinks Like A Girl   13:17.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
998.Mark Watson*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
999.Zander Parker*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1000.Emma Ferguson*   13:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1001.John Kelly*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1002.Savvas Frantzeskos*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
1003.Gina "Action" Jackson   13:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F242004can  Penalty Lap, PB
1004.Dave "Old Man" Witiluk   13:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M222009Canadian, bottle  Penalty Lap. The Old Man had an impressive race despite a lot of vomiting.
1005.Joe Ho   13:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
1006.Heather Brown*   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Budweiser, can  PB
1007.Dave Bolan*   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1008.Hugo Reyes   13:24.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1009.Mark Conelly*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1010.Bart Kalnay*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1011.Alex Sproll   13:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM362009Molson Canadian, can  
1012.Richard Kelland   13:26.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M292010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  50% improvement over last year!
1013.Colin Rhodes   13:27.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Chocolate Milk,   
1014.Craig "Brampton Transit" Sim   13:27.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Canadian, can  Puked like a mother fucker
1015.New Shoez   13:27.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1016.New Shoez    13:28.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1017.Andrew "I Can't Believe I Puked" Shufelt   13:29.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M342008Labbat's Blue, can  Penalty Lap
1018.Ryan    13:30.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1019.Ryan Wilson   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Molson Canadian, can  
1020.Javier Rank   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1021.Jeff Kiernan*   13:30.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1022.Chris St. Amand*   13:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1023.Brad Thomas*   13:32.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1024.Dave Potter*   13:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1025.Jay Hussak*   13:33.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  That was a lot harder than I expected
1026.Dave Depiero   13:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM282010Old Milwaukee, can  Maybe a puker?
1027.Danielle Sheahan   13:34.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F262013Steamwhistle, bottle  first to puke followed by an amazing comeback to 4th.
1028.Cass "The Hospitalizer" Evans   13:34.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Stella, bottle  He's gonna break your ankles
1029.Matt Demeo*   13:35.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1030.Omar Hafez*   13:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1031.Kevin Beatty*   13:36.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1032.Sydney "low blow" Lowe   13:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F202013Budweiser, can  Gutted out her first race with the team in a while
1033.Alex Magdanz   13:37.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Chocolate Milk,   
1034.Dustin "Dusty" Demille   13:37.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Laker, can  *vomit penalty lap
1035.Wes Moore*   13:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
1036.T Brown*   13:39.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1037.David Gerhardt   13:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1038.Bob Westman*   13:41.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M222003Old Milwaukee, can  My 48 speed did not help me one bit
1039.Scott "Uncle" Reid   13:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Canadian, can  This guy sucks, rocked a couple barfs after finishing
1040.Jay "Can I drink soda water please?" Brecher   13:42.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Club Soda, can  Penalty lap
1041.Simon Hoggett*   13:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1042.Chris Napier*   13:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1043.Jeff Strachan*   13:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1044.Ray Sacuevo   13:44.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Labatt Blue, can  Two minutes slower than last year!
1045.Greg Hornblower*   13:44.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1046.Doug    13:45.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1047.Doug Kells   13:45.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Molson Canadian, can  
1048.Tara Lohmann*   13:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
1049.Caroline K*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182003Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1050.Sasha Hodder*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F222003Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1051.Roger Moss   13:45.5   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser, can  
1052.Roger    13:46.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1053.Cass Evans   13:46.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1054.Tom Zverina*   13:47.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1055.Rory Blackadder*   13:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
1056.John Simon*   13:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1057.Scott [Unknown]*   13:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1058.Juliann Desjardins   13:49.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182006Labbat's Blue, can  
1059.Justin Smith*   13:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M212002Stroh's, can  Stroh's BLOWS
1060.Joel Musial   13:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1061.O'Brien Gibbons*   13:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile1999  
1062.Kevin Beatty*   13:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1063.Mark Mohamed   13:52.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Spritz up (soda pop), can  Rookie Mile, to much carbonation in pop
1064.Chris D'Estere*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  That was fucking tough
1065.Ashley Korman*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  My hips hurt
1066.Colin Playle   13:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1067.Sue Holland*   13:54.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
1068.Alec "Thompson" Proudfoot   13:55.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Lakeport Honey, can  His goal was to not come last. Mission accomplished
1069.Brian Stasiak*   13:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1070.Brett Snider   14:00.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1071.Joe Hoe*   14:00.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I am not the jack of this trade
1072.Greg Thomas*   14:00.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1073.Chris Lee   14:01.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Mixed Bag, can  1st Beer Mile
1074.D Waite*   14:01.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1075.Dan Zinzer*   14:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Carlsberg, can  
1076.Ben Reentovich   14:02.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Labbat's Blue, can  
1077.Halfwit    14:02.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F362014Steamwhistle, can  Destroys PB.
1078.Allan Pribaz*   14:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1079.Josh Wilson*   14:06.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM192004can  
1080.Tom Beale*   14:08.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1081.Tim Durocher*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1082.Caroline Shilhan*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileF1997  
1083.Andrew Spencer*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1084.Steve Shigeishi*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1085.Mark "I beat Irondad" Linseman*   14:11.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM162001Stroh's, can  
1086.Allen "Kung Fu" Kim*   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :19,:87,:66,:111,:180,:122,:73,:91,:104 penalty lap
1087.Derrick Ritwinzky   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1088.Mike Aquino   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1089.Nick Daube*   14:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1090.Elliot "Big Head" Burger   14:14.8   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Black Ice, can  Rookie Mile, lots of vomit
1091.Mark Kiteley*   14:15.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
1092.David "Bike Rack" Kelly   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM232009Labatt Blue, can  Wore a soccer ref's uniform and yellow-carded DNF guy for being too emo and DNF'ing, also a puker
1093.Ben Zaporzan   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M202009Heineken, can  
1094.Grant Strachan*   14:16.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1095.Johanna Evers   14:17.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF282011Amsterdam blonde, bottle  
1096.Johanna    14:18.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011bottle  
1097.Arden Beddoes*   14:18.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM222004Old Milwaukee, can  What's beer again?
1098.Mike Midmer*   14:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1099.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight*   14:18.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  PB, 1st jumper
1100.Kan Singh*   14:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X1998  
1101.Brad Young*   14:20.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1102.Cory Fearon*   14:20.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #11999  
1103.Joe Pelopidas   14:21.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  couldn't hold it in. Extra lap.
1104.Colin Ward*   14:21.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1105.Scott Garinther*   14:23.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1106.Mark Arsenault*   14:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1107.Jason "100m kick" Milliquet   14:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M182004can  Came with nothing, borrowed shoes/spandex/beer!
1108.Mark Arsenault*   14:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1109.Kevin "Wore a hockey jersey" Karlsen   14:27.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M192004can  Loved being last place
1110.Jakeb Ambeau   14:30.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM82010Juice boxes,   Woohoo. Nice dress!
1111.Heather "H-Mac" McLoed*   14:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF202002Export, can  
1112.Casket Case   14:31.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M342013Keith's IPA, can  
1113.Max Cowlen*   14:32.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Barfed cherries and grapes
1114.New Shoez   14:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M2013Heineken, can  Technical DNF for drinking European pussy 330ml beers
1115.Chris Rasmussen*   14:33.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Longest flowing puke of the night
1116.Lisa "The Lazer" Alaimo   14:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F202009Canadian, bottle  Impressive finish for the Lazer. She has great untapped potential as a beermiler
1117.Johanna Evers   14:35.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileF262009Amsterdam Blonde, bottle  top female in inaugural Rat Beer Mile
1118.Mike Williams*   14:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1119.Wesley Moore*   14:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1120.Paul Martin*   14:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1121.Rob Richer*   14:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :26,:91,:52,:125,:85,:121,:181,:93,:103 penalty lap
1122.Pat Janeczek*   14:37.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1123.Mike Midmer*   14:37.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1124.Mark Arsenault*   14:39.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
1125.Drew "burnsie" Grahame   14:42.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM242004Steeler, can  
1126.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   14:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M242010Molson Canadian, can  No longer feeling victory in his blood
1127.Rob Campbell   14:43.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
1128.Damian Antonio*   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
1129.Jon "Jonny M" Markiewicz   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M242005Molson Canadian, can  Walked It
1130.Quentin Osborne*   14:45.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1131.Blain Kelly*   14:45.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Canadian, can  
1132.Mark Arsenault*   14:45.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1133.Blain Kelly*   14:47.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Canadian, can  penalty lap
1134.Jeff Bone*   14:48.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M212004Stroh's, can  got to the line from Windsor just in time
1135.Jeff Blair*   14:48.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1136.Mark Linseman*   14:51.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1137.Connor Teskey*   14:54.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1138.Dan Way   14:55.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1139.Adam McKinnon*   14:56.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1140.Sasha Bond*   14:56.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  At least I finished
1141.Shannon Hunt*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
1142.Bill Petrcich*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1143.Trefor Evans   14:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1144.Scott "Scooter" Curry*   14:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM282003Labatt 50, can  
1145.Johanna Evers   14:58.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2F2010Amsterdam Natural Blojnde Lager, bottle  First Female-Vomitted
1146.Corey Beckett   14:58.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Lakeport Honey, can  
1147.Grant Strachan*   14:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1148.Diamond Duck   14:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M432013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PB - 6 minutes quicker than previous, perhaps as he didn't have to worry about LiD being locked in his trunk this time
1149.Ryan Blatchford   15:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007bottle  
1150.Kaylie Iserhoff   15:05.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF212010Canadian, can  Great projectile
1151.Melanie "fish tank" Mclean   15:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F202009variety pack, can  Penalty Lap. This lady showed up as a spectator and decided to race despite a bad cold. In her prime she has the potential to break world records!
1152.Bob Dunlop*   15:05.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M222010Budweiser, can  Biggest barf of the event, held off until the end
1153.Dave Creighton*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1154.Steve Shigeishi*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1155.Pete Steponaitis*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1156.Shannon Coles*   15:07.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF202002Export, can  
1157.Jen Roberts   15:08.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1158.Airtight in a Swordfight    15:08.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M222014Laker Lager, can  PB; Speed walked first three laps, ran last lap
1159.celestialspeedster    15:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Chocolate Milk, cup  Stomach made cheese hours later.
1160.Gary Hastings*   15:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
1161.Chris Courtemanche*   15:10.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006  
1162.Dave Scott   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Taped to Dimeji
1163.Dimejilow Olowojoyelu   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1164.Mike Midmer*   15:15.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1165.Kevin Beatty*   15:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1166.Conor McKaignay*   15:19.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1167.Andrew Lahey*   15:19.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  Rookie
1168.Kelly-Lynn Spretigue   15:20.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Chocolate Milk,   
1169.Erin McNeill   15:21.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
1170.Thomas Parker   15:22.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Rum & Coke, can  First place in the Muslim Appreciation Mile
1171.Suzanne Garrett*   15:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF1996  
1172.Ashley Korman*   15:25.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  At least I beat Sam
1173.Andrew M*   15:26.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM172002Export, can  
1174.Chris Saunders*   15:27.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
1175.Jake Breuer*   15:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Next time I am training
1176.Melissa Lippert   15:28.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet, can  Penalty lap
1177.Mike Whitehead*   15:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1178.Alberto Picard-Ami   15:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Tallboys
1179.Chris James*   15:31.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1180.Ian "No Comment" Westra   15:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Penalty Lap, PB
1181.Steve Bentley*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
1182.Mark Kitely*   15:32.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1183.Chris Singh*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :34,:94,:92,:109,:179,:128,:210,:86
1184.Brad Thomas*   15:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1185.Brian Ashbourne*   15:33.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I like fighting
1186.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings   15:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lucky, can  Terrible race, couldn't hold her down
1187.Natasha Lane   15:35.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008  
1188.Peter Raimondo   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1189.Mike Zeljckovic   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1190.Jeff Strachan*   15:37.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1191.Navin Chari   15:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1192.Matt Prior*   15:38.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  penalty lap
1193.Sam Healey   15:38.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F212013Canadian, can  Hates beer but gutted it out like a champ
1194.Chris Rasmussen*   15:40.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  WORE A THONG
1195.Karen Belfall*   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F182006Labatt Blue, can  Rookie, game-time switch to beer
1196.Josh "saggy pant" Mosco   15:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M192007Carling, can  
1197.Kirk "Saskatchewanee" Ewen   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
1198.Mr. Pink   15:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M332013Laker, can  Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
1199.Allan Pribaz*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1200.Colin Ward*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1201.Jamie Chisholm*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
1202.Grant Strachan*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1203.Bart Kalnay*   15:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1204.Chris Gilbert*   15:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1205.Andrea "Shouldn't Have Kicked" Harrington   15:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4F332005Kieths, can  10m from the line &...oh, oh
1206.Dave Mika   15:46.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Laker, can  
1207.Michael Cook   15:46.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Molson Canadian, bottle  "The victory was almost as sweet as the beer I regurgitated."
1208.Shawn Vanclief*   15:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1209.Jean-Nicholas Duval*   15:50.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1210.Mike Tanowicz*   15:51.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1211.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   15:51.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M272011Molson export, bottle  
1212.Mike Wierech   15:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1213.Grant Strachan*   15:58.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1214.Wet Spot   15:59.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1215.Funky Monkey    16:00.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F472014Laker Pilsner, can  Puked after third beer; claimed to have puked a dozen times.
1216.Geoff Randall*   16:01.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1217.Max Cowlen*   16:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL: of beer
1218.Mamrian U   16:01.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1219.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   16:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1220.Topher Morris*   16:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Who invented this?
1221.Dave Collins*   16:05.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1222.Darrell "18 Minute Beater" Wright   16:07.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM322010Innis and Gun, can  VIKING! puker.
1223.Jeff Strachan*   16:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1224.Shawn Brady*   16:10.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1225.Andrew Davis*   16:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1226.Jeff Strachan*   16:12.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1227.Grant Strachan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1228.Martha Sirdevan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
1229.Amanda Boyle*   16:12.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F262006  
1230.Colin Ward*   16:16.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1231.Mark Arsenault*   16:16.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
1232.Caroline K   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1233.Michelle Furbacher   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1234.Kat Edwards*   16:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileF222004  
1235.Sean "Red Squirrel" Roper   16:17.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM372011Budweiser, can  
1236.Geoffrey "Shoebacca" Shoesmith*   16:17.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1237.Alex    16:18.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM182004Labbat's Blue, can  
1238.Phillipe M   16:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1239.Lucas V.*   16:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1240.Amelie Lesser   16:27.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F212008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1241.Jason Van Wyngarden*   16:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Many girls beat me
1242.Mindy Foise*   16:27.5   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F1995  
1243.Jay "Boots" Boot   16:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
1244.Darren Bibby   16:29.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 22010Alexander Keiths Indian Pale Ale, can  Vomitted
1245.J Hayes*   16:29.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1246.Uncle Phil [Unknown]*   16:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
1247.Not without her Shoes    16:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...F2010Moosehead, can  
1248.A Brooks*   16:30.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1249.Paul Mora   16:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Waterloo Dark, bottle  
1250.Connor Sedweich   16:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1251.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   16:30.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M242010Molson Canadian, can  5 metres short of 4th place, could not hold the barf in
1252.Rob Auld*   16:30.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1253.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald   16:34.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Penalty Lap
1254.Graeme Cowlen   16:34.8   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM342011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Pure meatball, barfed on his last sip of beer and claims to have given up on his dream after that.
1255.Alwaleed Osman*   16:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile1999  
1256.Kazoo    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1257.New Shoez    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1258.David Creighton*   16:37.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1259.Sam Uchmak*   16:37.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  WAY better than last time
1260.Matthew Gustafson   16:38.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009can  
1261.Sheila Dyer   16:40.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1262.Shawn Smith*   16:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1263.Jake Gauthier*   16:40.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Miller High Life, can  
1264.Graydon Raymer*   16:42.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1265.Erin "Sask" Sask   16:43.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileF202004Labbat's Blue, can  4 beers for this girl
1266.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   16:44.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M272011  
1267.Mark Aldham   16:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1268.Colin Ward*   16:45.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1269.Kristen C   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1270.Peter Miskiel   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1271.Julio K   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1272.Ian MacKinnon*   16:48.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Moosehead, can  Rookie
1273.Cougar    16:49.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...F2010Moosehead, can  
1274.Jeff Strachan*   16:50.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1275.Matt Pickel*   16:50.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1276.Dan "Little Bitch" L-L   16:51.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Keiths, can  Rookie Mile, had to work an hour after
1277.A Sills*   16:52.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1278.John Asmis   16:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1279.Ian Armstrong*   17:00.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1280.Bart Nichol*   17:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1281.Chris Elliot*   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
1282.Laura Pearson   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F232005Molson Canadian, can  Female Champ, PB
1283.Matt Thompson*   17:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1284.Becky Carr   17:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF202009Budweiser, can  Did the 3 beer mile, and ran a PB, also ran barefoot
1285.Celia "Upchuck" Peters   17:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F182006Canadian, can  Top female, puked upon finish
1286.Rohan Pawne   17:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1287.Matt Barrett   17:06.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1288.Brown "The Fez" Heather   17:11.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF382011Budweiser, can  
1289.Kevin    17:11.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1290.Kevin Curnock   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser & 1 red rocket, can  
1291.Travis Coulter   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1292.Dennis "heals" Healy   17:14.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM262004Old Mill, can  triple jump included
1293.Kevin Davis   17:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
1294.Thorn    17:15.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Screw Driver, bottle  Showed strong drink mixing skills.
1295.Pia Eastwood*   17:15.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  This is FUN !!!
1296.Patrick Jones   17:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1297.Andrew Stronach*   17:16.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1298.Heather "Browner" Brown   17:18.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF342007can  time includes penalty lap
1299.Nikita Dawe   17:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1300.Nick Daube*   17:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1301.Dadan Goulet*   17:20.1   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
1302.Laura "Fast" Andrighetti   17:21.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F212006Canadian, can  Good outing
1303.Julie Lau   17:21.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet,   Penalty lap
1304.B VanderVliet*   17:21.5   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1305.Josh Schwartz*   17:24.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Hates Stroh's with a passion
1306.Mark Arsenault*   17:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1307.Mike Aquino   17:24.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1308.Chris Allington*   17:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1309.Chris McKinnon*   17:26.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
1310.Scott Young*   17:26.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Brand new shoes
1311.Nick Wolynsky*   17:26.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M252006Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
1312.Alan "Pukie"    17:27.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M282011Budweiser, can  puked after the race!
1313.Melissa Buchan*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF1996  
1314.Allan Pribaz*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1315.Melinda Campbell   17:28.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012F2012Budweiser, can  
1316.Billy Strachan*   17:28.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M172002Stroh's, can  I'm on alcoholic probation why am I in a beer mile
1317.Nicolas Zuriga   17:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1318.Byron Goodwin*   17:32.2   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1319.Tom Bima*   17:33.6   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1320.Daryl Fillion*   17:33.7   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1321.Phil Brownhill   17:35.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Lucky, can  
1322.Emma Ferguson   17:35.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1323.Matt Bouchard*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1324.Colin Ward*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1325.Jon Cescon*   17:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1326.Brandon Lee   17:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1327.Colin Ward*   17:44.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1328.Heather McLeod*   17:45.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF242006Lucky, can  (Penalty) A trooper to the very end
1329.Kurt "The Hurt" Kenny*   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M262007Lakeport, can  A wise man once said,
1330.Rob Moore   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M322009Old Milwaukee, can  It is rumoured he did tall cans...
1331.Peter Ciglenec   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M342013Labatt Blue, can  
1332.Rachael Benton*   17:48.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  I hate you Pete
1333.Emma "Dilemma" Iserhoff   17:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF82009Gatorade, cup  This young girl wanted a shot at this race and blew everybody away! Downing 1/4 liter per lap, she blew the rest of the competition away! Watch out world, in a few years she will be setting records! Penalty Lap
1334.Chris Hamilton   17:48.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M202009Alexander Keith's, can  He needs to spend more time with the running team, then perhaps he'll learn the beermiling ways.
1335.Corey Beckett   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1336.Allan Williams   17:49.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M482013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
1337.Colleen "Cooleener" Forde*   17:50.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F202006Schlitz, can  Rookie
1338.Greg "Another Hutch" Hutchinson*   17:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie? Slowest fastest runner
1339.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   17:52.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Moosehead, can  
1340.Matt Rooke   17:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  Last Male
1341.Pat To*   17:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Was in a suit
1342.John Kelly*   17:54.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1343.David Petrie   17:54.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M272013Budweiser, can  only male of the group to do the extra lap.
1344.Steve "Captain Falcon" DeFalco   17:56.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1345.Christopher "The Cow Man" Gaudreau   17:56.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM192009Upper Canada, bottle  This cow came close to catching Emma. He's alright for a first timer. Penalty Lap.
1346.Michael De Laet   17:57.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1347.Wayne McIntyre   17:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Schlitz TALL BOYS, can  Rookie
1348.Guillermo O'Byrne   17:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1349.Pissing Doucheman   17:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M252013Budweiser, can  Forced to finish unfinsished cans at finish.
1350.Laura Robson*   18:00.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1351.Darrell Wright   18:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
1352.Mike "Stoney" Livingstone*   18:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Budweiser, can  Mario Lemieux Jofa
1353.Derek Caveny*   18:04.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1354.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   18:05.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  penalty lap
1355.Tristan Laycock   18:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M182008  
1356.Cory Fearon*   18:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #21999  
1357.Neil Hampson*   18:13.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1358.Nine Up the Back Straight   18:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M342014Milwaukee, can  PB: Finally full Kingston graduate. Virgin BMer in every sense. Underestimated Beer Mile difficulty leading to large amount of minutes squating like an Uzbek. Had to work so hard to beat contemporary and vastly more unfit...
1359.Cougar    18:14.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1360.Pissing Doucheman   18:16.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M262013Molson Export, can  Spectacular post race puke
1361.Chris Arnott   18:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Budweiser,   
1362.L Baudoin*   18:16.9   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1363.Andrew Jago*   18:17.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM172004Old Milwaukee, can  I am 17 give me a break
1364.Aidan Mueller   18:17.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1365.Tom Wanks   18:19.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M372014Laker, can  PB: Grown back virgin. Smoker. First mile ran in... well, cumulative life to date...
1366.Ray Comeau*   18:21.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1367.Craig Joleka*   18:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1368.Paulo Monte   18:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M252005Molson Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
1369.Jenn Eversley   18:23.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F202008Canadian,   
1370.Rob Moses*   18:26.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1371.Dual Shitizenship   18:29.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M532013Canadian, can  Spectacular finishing straght vomit. Tried to use it as pick up technique with general public
1372.Jose C   18:31.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1373.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald*   18:31.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Best male puke
1374.Mora "RUNGEEK" Paul   18:33.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Hard Lager, can  
1375.Dave Spahich*   18:35.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM212005Guinness, can  440 ml cans
1376.Mike "Good Looking" McRae   18:35.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  
1377.Rob Moses*   18:36.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1378.MC de Beer   18:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1379.Matt Kloske*   18:39.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1380.Mark Aldham   18:39.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey, can  
1381.Christina Parfitt*   18:40.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1382.Andrew Montreal*   18:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1383.Aura Idgen*   18:42.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1384.S Lewis*   18:44.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1385.Max Cowlen*   18:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM242009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL of beer
1386.Ashley Korman*   18:48.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  I get slower every time I do one
1387.Brad Marshman   18:50.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Most enthusiastic performance. Already committed to next year's event.
1388.Peter Sockorski*   18:51.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1389.Amanda Dame*   18:51.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3F322004Labbat's Blue, can  Women's Mile, First time, nice!
1390.Dom McPherson   18:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1391.J Demeo*   18:54.7   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1392.Michael Cook   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Steam Whistle, bottle  Drank 3 pints of beer before race.
1393.Fernando Rocha   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1394.Steve "Oh Hey!!!" Bice*   19:01.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
1395.David "Shieldsboy" Shields*   19:02.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1396.Michael "Holman" Holman*   19:03.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1397.Matt Dodds*   19:03.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1398.Richard Ren   19:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1399.Diapor    19:07.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Lakeport Honey Lager, can  Slow but steady.
1400.Rob Berg*   19:08.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1401.Mark Arsenault*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1402.Suzanne Garrett*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF1997  
1403.Greg Viecioreh*   19:13.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1404.Chris Tuff   19:15.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Lakeport Honey, can  
1405.Stan Yoo   19:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M182008Lakeport Honey, can  
1406.Aidan Solala   19:20.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1407.James Wilkinson*   19:24.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1408.Halfwit    19:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F352014Steamwhistle, can  PB: More than halves BM PB despite snow on track approximately half her height in places. Now officially competitive
1409.Luis Ramirez   19:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1410.Airtight in a Swordfight   19:27.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M122013Steamwhistle, can  Beat Shampoo on third time of asking
1411.Matt [Unknown]*   19:29.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1412.Kyle Knight*   19:30.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Export, can  great sideburns
1413.Jen Roberts*   19:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F192003Milwaukee's Best, can  I like rowing better
1414.Sheila Dyer   19:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Best Girl!
1415.John Mackenzie*   19:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M182002Stroh's, can  Swears he wasn't last
1416.Bill Petrcich*   19:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1417.Double Header   19:44.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  
1418.Rob Scobie*   19:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1419.Ray Comeau*   19:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1420.Junaid W   19:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1421.Mike Aquino   19:51.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Budweiser, can  
1422.Alexis Tsang*   19:54.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I did it, its over
1423.Sarah "Captain Buns" Snable*   19:56.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F242006Labatt Blue, can  PB
1424.Kaylie "3/4" Iserhoff   19:57.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...F2011Lakeport Ice, can  got a red card (two yellows) by DK. One for going too slow and one for the discovery of an un-finished beer in the post race inspection
1425.Reuben Bakker*   19:59.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1426.Leslie Tabler*   20:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  At least I finished
1427.Ruthie Cooke*   20:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF222003Export, can  owns 4:51 mile PB
1428.John Daniel McNeil   20:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Lakeport Honey, can  
1429.Jeff Strachan*   20:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1430.Waiwai L   20:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1431.Lo Newell   20:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Sleeman Original Draft, can  Surprised to finish and determined to do it again.
1432.Aaron Lampe*   20:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM222006Canadian, can  :22,:103,:44,:116,:212,:148,:375,:88,:102 penalty lap
1433.Bryan Baker   20:10.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Favoured to podium. Better luck next year.
1434.Ryan Lahti   20:12.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1435.Tim Bahun*   20:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1436.Rob Auld*   20:13.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1437.Daniel Cobolis   20:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1438.Kaylie "three-quart" Iserhoff   20:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Budweiser, can  1st puker.
1439.Zack "Zackinabox" Tiessen   20:17.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Milwaukees Best, bottle  
1440.Brad Leufkens*   20:18.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M222009Kokanee, can  Barfed
1441.Mark Arsenault*   20:19.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1442.Mangina    20:20.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1443.Greg Lamoureux*   20:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :34,:85,:104,:117,:350,:91,:253,:86,:100 penalty lap
1444.Just Mike   20:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pre-lubing for AAA coaching event.
1445.Kyle "Skinz" Skinner   20:26.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  
1446.Bob Dunlop   20:27.0   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  Took forever to drink final beer
1447.Heidi ?*   20:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF1997  
1448.Matt Prior*   20:31.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1449.Vince Avati   20:36.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1450.Greg Warman*   20:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1451.Jeff Ballingal*   20:40.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M182004Budweiser, can  wore a dumb costume
1452.Natalie Patterson   20:42.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Canadian, can  
1453.Sarah Potovski*   20:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212003Milwaukee's Best, can  Wow these are hard!
1454.Sebastian C   20:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1455.Roger Pielechaty   20:49.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Grasshopper, bottle  Knelt in the grass to spit, not vomit.
1456.Henrique Coppini   20:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1457.Bill Chafe*   20:53.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1458.Heather McMillan*   20:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Pia you suck
1459.McKee Ian*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM262003Keith's, bottle  
1460.Jamie Chisholm*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile1998  
1461.Natalie Patterson   20:56.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007can  
1462.Pia Eastwood*   20:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  This is hard
1463.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight   21:00.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1464.Dual Shitizenship   21:03.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M542014Keith's/Laker, can  Walked in boots bigger than countries bigger than Liechtenstein.
1465.Diamond Duck   21:04.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F452013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran own BM after turning up late
1466.Matt Prior*   21:08.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Budweiser, can  
1467.Scott Young*   21:10.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Molson Canadian, can  Finished barfing an hour before the race, a real warrior
1468.Paul Grant   21:11.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Moosehead Lager, can  Rookie
1469.Margaret Lau   21:13.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileF2014can  Lone female runner. Nice work.
1470.Maggie Inrig*   21:16.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't even think I could run a mile
1471.Damien Arnaud*   21:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM172006Canadian, can  :26,:113,:93,:116,:354,:120,:325,:131
1472.Chan Justin   21:20.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1473.Susan Wiens   21:20.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F312013Canadian/Moosehead, can  extra lap but still beat Saurabh by more than a minute.
1474.Luis Ramirez   21:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian, bottle  
1475.Jenna Bell   21:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F202005Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1476.Max Cowlen   21:22.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Canadian, can  Disgrace. Barfed 8 time (at least). Goal was to entertain the ladies and of course the goal was achieved. Other than that this guy sucks.
1477.Josh Chan   21:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1478.B Stiles*   21:24.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1479.Shevon MacLean*   21:25.0   Sudbury, ON 1997  
1480.K Miller*   21:26.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1481.Patrick Beauchesne   21:27.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Labbat's Blue, can  
1482.Sleepy    21:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1483.Davis "Yea-vis" Dowhaniuk   21:32.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1484.Brian Lindsay*   21:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1485.Pavel    21:36.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!2008  
1486.Jon "Sir Alley-cat mcGrath" Kilcullen   21:40.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Labatt 50, can  Puked many a time
1487.Taylor Walker   21:40.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Corona, bottle  
1488.Tyler Reid*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1489.Mike Caza*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1490.Mark "Beault" Archambeault*   21:43.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1491.Jeremy "Sweet Deal" Daniels*   21:43.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM222003Export, can  
1492.Steph Hord*   21:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F182003Old Milwaukee, can  Slow and Steady wins the race
1493.Daniel Stilla   21:50.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM202010Kokanee, bottle  Just had wisdom teeth removed and might have vomited up a stitch.
1494.Paul Mackinnon*   21:50.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Kokanee, can  
1495.Mark Aldham*   21:51.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :33,:100,:96,:111,:310,:92,:353,:102,:114 penalty lap
1496.Shirtless Guy #1*   21:51.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192005Canadian, can  Forgot his name
1497.Andrew Montreal*   21:53.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Stroh's, can  
1498.Sam Roger*   21:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1499.Tom Parker*   21:54.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM192003Export, can  
1500.Chris Baninga*   21:54.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192005Canadian, can  
1501.Kayte Mcleod*   21:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1502.Surabhi Venkatesh*   21:57.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F192006Moosehead, can  PB
1503.Josh [Unknown]*   22:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1504.Kurtis "Champ" Nelson*   22:02.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1505.Hai Poo Guy    22:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1506.Just Cuntstubble   22:06.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M342013Milwaulkee, can  PB - Tallboy Record - claims Hogtown big cans best in threatening BM debut. Also lost wallet on track
1507.Tim Francis*   22:08.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1508.Joe Linseman*   22:08.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M252005Export, can  
1509.Kevin Lunnie*   22:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1510.Gillian McCallum   22:10.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F182004Berghoff Original, can  Jesus, God, no. I puked...
1511.Becki Porter   22:15.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013F2013Budweiser, can  
1512.Joe Bondy-Denomy*   22:17.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  Rookie; excellent finishing sprint
1513.Paul MacKinnon*   22:18.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  wanted to drink Kokanee
1514.Danish Iqbal   22:20.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M182004Coke, can  Runner-up in Muslim Appreciation Mile
1515.Pat To*   22:23.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Hot Dog
1516.Brett Kilty*   22:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1517.Okey "Okey" ?   22:30.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM202004Labbat's Blue, can  
1518.Ted Bailey*   22:30.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1519.Kaylie "Walk-in" Iserhoff   22:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF232009Schlitz, can  Friends with fishtank
1520.Rory Blackadder*   22:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
1521.Arif Khimani   22:47.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Beat Saurabh's time from last year by 10 seconds.
1522.Saurabh Chaudhry   22:49.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M292013Moosehead, can  is determined to do much better next time.
1523.Patrick Nolan*   22:50.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1524.Jimmy Prine*   22:55.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  vomited violently and frequently
1525.Mangina    23:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1526.HaiPooGai    23:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7F2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Spectacular final lap triple vomit ensuring a light on his feet penalty lap
1527.Dan Abram   23:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Coors Light,   
1528.Shampoo    23:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1529.Mike "you're an embarassment to people who dri" Lefevbre   23:05.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M212007Lakeport, can  
1530.Channa K   23:10.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1531.Karolina Zukowski   23:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F222005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1532.Chris "Coach" Singh   23:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Lakeport Honey, can  Just can't run & chug
1533.Johnny Cockring *   23:23.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1534.Ashley Harvey   23:24.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F272013Moosehead, can  extra lap.
1535.Neil "Rodman" Irvine   23:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  Not much to say. Finnished the Race?
1536.Andrew Morreale   23:26.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM202006Yankee Jim, can  Amazing showing.
1537.Kyle "Desy" Desmoreaux   23:27.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM252005Canadian, can  
1538.Jenna Holtz   23:28.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1539.Jen Roberts*   23:28.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  At least it wasn't 30 mins
1540.Alex Murphy   23:34.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1541.Cougar    23:40.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1542.Jamie Chisholm*   23:41.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII1996  
1543.Miles [Unknown]*   23:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1544.Tom "T-Willy" Whillans   23:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM192004Labbat's Blue, can  puked more then he ran
1545.Heather McMillan*   23:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1546.Tyler Reid*   23:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1547.Mr. Pink   23:52.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M332014Laker, can  Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.
1548.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   23:56.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Kokanee, can  Greased up his hair, also barfed up and saw tomato
1549.Laura Robson*   23:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I can't wait for the next one
1550.Jeff Borsuk   24:00.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009can  Extra puke lap
1551.Dave Francis*   24:02.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Budweiser, can  
1552.Jamie Chisholm*   24:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X1998  
1553.Terry Bell*   24:10.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212004Old Milwaukee, can  I was a figure skater in another life
1554.Airtight in a Swordfight   24:10.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M212013Canadian, can  Actually tried and actually failed to beat Shampoo's best BM time.
1555.Sam Kelly*   24:11.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileF192004Canadian, can  
1556.Scotty "Scotty Don't" Swarbreck   24:11.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M192004Berghoff Original, can  I ran a penalty lap, I hurt bad. Serves me right for showing up drunk.
1557.James Lippold*   24:11.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1558.Jim Gough*   24:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1559.Jen Lavoie*   24:15.0   Sudbury, ON F1997  
1560.Brad Thomas*   24:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1561.Jess Fitzgerald   24:20.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F192004Berghoff Original, can  I gagged after the first beer, but I held 'er in..
1562.Amanda "Female Champ!" Dame   24:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008F362008Labbat's Blue, can  Beat Dunne on the first beer.
1563.Heather Hillsburg   24:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F262009Lakeport Honey, can  Her ultimate beermile goal is to go under 22, I think she can go under 20 at least.
1564.Geoff "Shoe" Shoesmith*   24:35.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM212002Export, can  ran entire race dressed as crucified jesus
1565.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   24:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF212005Molson Export, can  Rookie, 1:28 penalty lap, female drunken dash winner
1566.Brent Dufton*   24:41.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1567.Chad Marynuk*   24:48.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006  
1568.Marcel Marriott   24:52.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM192005Budweiser, can  
1569.Tamara Agar   24:55.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF212006Alexander Keiths, can  Was really drunk!
1570.Murphy Champagne*   25:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile1997  
1571.Damon Gogul   25:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1572.Ian Bertrand*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1573.Kevin Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1574.Chris Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1575.John Bowden*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1576.Christina Parfitt*   25:07.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I tried hard
1577.Carly Drake   25:15.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007F192007MacLays, can  
1578.Caroline K*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1579.Sasha Hodder*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1580.Brian Lindsay*   25:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM322003Kieths, can  Penalty Lap- 67seconds!
1581.Stacey "One of the Models!" Myers   25:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF222007Coors, bottle  Proud Silver Medallist
1582.Jess "Messy Jessy" Fitzgerald   25:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF232007Laker, bottle  The Biggest Loser!
1583.Spencer Tessier   25:45.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM212010James Ready, bottle  Better late than never!
1584.Erin Campbell   25:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Old Milwaukee, can  First timer. Hopefully not a last-timer. Puker.
1585.Allan Pribaz*   25:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1586.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   26:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM422009Molson Ex, can  He's a doctor
1587.Roger Pielechaty   26:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Grasshopper, bottle  Ran a fifth penalty lap.
1588.Arif Khimani   26:04.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M262013Moosehead, can  Met both his goals of not puking or coming in last. Aiming for sub 15 next time.
1589.Katerina Daginis   26:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Lakeport Honey,   
1590.Nate Rodgers   26:08.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM202006can  Puked! good show... 3rd beer took a long time...
1591.Kate Mcleod*   26:10.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1592.Shane Blackie   26:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008can  He used tall boys
1593.Dual Shitizenship   26:23.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M532013Keith's IPA, can  Ran 2 laps backwards
1594.Aims Low   26:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1F2013Old Milwaukee, can  Tall Boy cans
1595.Steve Metzger   26:31.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  Extra puke lap
1596.Matt "Prior" Prior*   26:32.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  
1597.Antonio "Wop" Pucci   26:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Laker Honey, can  A puker
1598.Kasia Broniewicz   26:36.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Puked! Good time rookie
1599.Pat To   26:40.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Dry, can  Working out, aiming for 10mins, he didn't make it. if you look at the time you will think how did this guy think he would ever make 10 minutes.
1600.Joe Turner*   26:43.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1601.Paul MacKinnon*   26:47.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Kokanee, can  
1602.Zoriana Workun   26:48.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Canadian,   
1603.Aaron    26:55.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1604.Thorn    27:05.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Sleeman, Corona, bottle  
1605.Jamie Chisholm*   27:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IX1997  
1606.Tommy Pearson   27:07.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1607.Sam Uchmak*   27:12.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Slow and steady wins the race
1608.Dapper Sapper *   27:25.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1609.Alex Maher*   27:25.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1610.Laurel McHue*   27:31.0   Sudbury, ON F1997  
1611.Karen Belfall   27:36.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Canadian, can  
1612.Max Cowlen   27:47.5   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Worst performance by any participant in beer mile history. Sucked on the drinking, sucked on the running, barfed 10-60 times, massive barfs, intense pain, blackouts, finished the race and is still considering just ending it for the good of everyone.
1613.Katy Sims   27:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1614.Nate Rodgers   27:55.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1615.Airtight in a Swordfight   27:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M212013Steamwhistle, can  
1616.Amelia Ambridge   28:00.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Awesome run (Puked)
1617.Cathy Grycko   28:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
1618.Surabhi Venkatesh*   28:30.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF222005Moosehead, can  Rookie, skier
1619.Dual Shitizenship   28:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M542013Canadian/vomit, can  FABIO! First ever H4 Penalty lap after puke on lap 3. Drank an extra vodka. Fabio.
1620.Aura Idgen*   28:36.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF192004Old Milwaukee, can  I hate chugging
1621.Genie Pearsall*   28:36.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F242006  
1622.John "McShitty" McCuaig*   28:37.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Lucky Lager, can  A pure warrior
1623.Gerald McKinley*   28:43.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM292003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, shame on the Irishman.
1624.Jen Roberts*   28:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1625.Andrea Bachand*   28:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1626.J Bell*   28:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1627.Spencer "Chumpy Brosef" Tessier   29:08.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM202009Upper Canada, bottle  Penalty Lap. "Beer was a bad choice."
1628.Anik Leclerc   29:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Oh Anik, (Puked)
1629.Surabhi Venkatesh   29:39.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1630.L Kellar*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1631.M Harrison-Kelf*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1632.Bram "The Hulk"    30:05.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
1633.Derek Simard*   30:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1634.Paul MacKinnon*   30:13.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM202005Export, can  would have done better with Kokanee
1635.Jen Roberts*   30:16.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF192004Old Milwaukee, can  I am slower than Sam
1636.Pearl Barrett   30:35.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1637.Tina Roic*   30:40.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF222004Old Milwaukee, can  I hate running and I hate beer
1638.Genna Wood*   30:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1639.Rob Berg*   30:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1640.Eitan Waldman   31:05.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Lucky, can  
1641.Ally "Hooters" Stuart   31:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Canadian, can  Nympho virgin. Puker.
1642.Just Ted   31:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M412013Heineken, can  Enjoyed the pain a little too much. Virgin. Pre-lubed. Future pro.
1643.Sex Toy   32:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1644.Derek Donkers*   32:27.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  next year your dad needs to come out
1645.Amelia Ambridge   32:44.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1646.Back Door Buzz   34:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1647.Samantha Bolland   34:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F262013Moosehead, can  next time, she'll know not to hold it in for so long.
1648.Patricia Ko   34:44.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Corona, bottle  
1649.One Hump or 2   34:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F342013Laker, can  Not the first Hogtowner to own her boyfriend at the Beer Mile. (Hi Shampoo). Impressive virginity popping.
1650.April Rick   35:12.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Budweisere, can  
1651.Kevin "His name is Kevin?" Dudley*   35:55.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1652.Kaylie ""Worst Beer Runner Ever" Iserhoff   37:52.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF202009Moosehead, can  3rd beermile and slowest one yet. Forgot to "warm up." Will beat Cletus next year.
1653.Funky Monkey   38:44.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F472013Laker, can  Quit after 3rd lap on puke advisory, but ran it out in the end
1654.Ryan Johnson*   40:00.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M182004Busch, can  only person other than the winner to not barf; i'm proud of you
1655.Half - Wit    40:48.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1656.Andrew Montreal*   42:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  Terrible.
1657.Mr. Pink's Brother   46:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M322013Laker, can  Airtight, you can now feel better about yourself
1658.Shampoo    47:02.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1659.Anal Compulsion    47:37.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1660.Sweet Cheeks    50:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1661.Travis Coulter   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
1662.Stephane DeVayst   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Moosehead, bottle  
1663.Melinda Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Boxer, can  A better organizer than a runner
1664.Rob Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M522012Boxer and Bud, can  Last minute entry = Random beer
1665.Chis Chapman   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M302012Budweiser, can  Disappointing debut... especially for an Englishman
1666.Tracey Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F262012Heineken, can  All talk...
1667.Winnie Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Heineken, can  Too much practice?! ;)
1668.Andrea "Midgy #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F202006Carling Black Label, can  Stopped after last beer
1669.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Carling Black Label, can  Fall champ, stopped after last beer!
1670.Alex MacDonald*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M202006Schlitz, can  Stopped at beer 4
1671.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 2
1672.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Chocolate Milk,   Stopped after lap 2
1673.Steve Kristensen*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Stopped at beer 2
1674.Brianne Deputter*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 1
1675.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  My feet hurt
1676.Nancy Gray*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  The Stank
1677.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F292013Some horrific vodka thing, can  Timer
1678.Tiffany Smith*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  I love puking
1679.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F342013N/A,   Latecummer
1680.Kristina Pyziak*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  I don't like beer
1681.Zac "missed him" Balson   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  NT, Rookie
1682.na "na" na   DNF   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mile192007carling, can  
1683.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I timed
1684.Becky Pearson*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I timed too
1685.Sarah Wylie*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I was a judge
1686.Jori Hardin*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I was a DD
1687.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F352014Steamwhistle, can  Timer. Didn't time us. Suffered cruel pizza karma.
1688.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M472014Blue 473ml, can  Rode the stairs to the track like it was the Sochi luge. For a 6ft3 200lb+ man displayed remarkable fear about drinking beer.
1689.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M542014Rum and Cock, helmet  Paedophile beard. Cold Pizza.
1690.Aims Low   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F472014Canadian 473ml, can  Latecummer. Pussylover.
1691.DNF/Emo "Douche" Guy   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM202009kokanee, bottle  Got yellow carded, upset, didn't finish, cried later, but on a positive note he said he could squat 300 lbs, none of us knows if this is good, or even cares
1692.Party Straathof*   DNF   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM172005Genuine, can  Valiant effort.
1693.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1F302013Sapporo, can  1 lap, 1x650ml can
1694.Stephanie "Fabolous" King   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F2006Canadian, can  Hard outing
1695.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #12013Lakeport Honey, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1696.Nick "Sultan of Sway" Esterbauer   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Busch, can  
1697.Tom Wanks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M372013Yankee Jim, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1698.Pierre "Stiks" Landry   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Yankee Jim Honey Lager, can  
1699.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M432013  latecummer
1700.Darryl "Rattlesnake" Blackport   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Canadian, can  
1701.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M162013  latecummer
1702.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M542013Ringwood, keg  Showed up late. Tapped out to Mr. Pink in impromptu MMA match.
1703.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M122014Double Trouble Prison Break, can  Completed one lap before running for shelter in the Atta Monkey mobile.
1704.Funky Monkey   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F472014Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Women's champ chose to condescendingly watch others fail in 63 knot gusts.
1705.One Hump or Two   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F352014Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Best dressed Beer Miler in History. Didn't mind cats destroying her shoes.
1706.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M472014Blue 473ml, can  First retiree. Amazingly, considering who is next...
1707.Rose Eh   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F1572014Granite, cup  We're still waiting for her to arrive...
1708.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6352014Something fancy, can  Latecummer
1709.Attila the Hun   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Rice Milk, bottle  It felt worst than a rear naked choke.
1710.celestialspeedster    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009Chocolate Soy Milk, bottle  Never thought that soy milk would be worst than dairy.
1711.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Referee
1712.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Spectator
1713.Back Door Buzz    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Only completed half the laps, but drank all his beer
1714.Jon    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009  Referee
1715.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Consumed all his beers and watched from the sidelines
1716.Sweet Cheeks    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Consumed his beer and was the official timer
1717.Cynical Vic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Spectator
1718.Fatemah H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1719.Joe Stoesser*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004  
1720.Becky H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1721.Bryant Halsall*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   cut himself out of cast in order to compete
1722.Graham L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1723.Jennifer L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1724.Christian D   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1725.Chris M   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1726.Kevin S   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1727.Joanna G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1728.Kaitie G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1729.Tony "The Tony" Onorato   DNF   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M222004  I was the judge, and what a judge indeed
1730.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M462013Magner's, can  Started first lap to keep warm, found wallet and stopped
1731.Cum Fu Lei   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9F2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  One lap in high-heeled boots
1732.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M92013Diamond Duck, helmet  Turned up looking for all the world like he'd stepped out of an Archie comic
1733.Coco De Mer   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Lakeport Honey Lager, can  Completed one beer and one lap.
1734.Just Mike   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M2013Guinness, can  Too much Samichlaus to remember anything but him turning up
1735.Domina    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Referee
1736.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Referee
1737.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #42013  Latecummer
1738.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Photographer
1739.Dangard Ace   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008  Spectator
1740.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F202003Old Milwaukee, can  Next time I need bread
1741.Jo Yu   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Sleeman Original Draft, can  Completed two beers and two laps.
1742.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I don't know what happened
1743.Alaina Lagrou*   DNF   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileF192006Canadian, can  :31,:104,:200,:135,:710,:114, xx
1744.Grandma Kronic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008  Spectator
1745.Carey Levinton   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1746.Allan Williams   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014  
1747.Daniel Hughes   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1748.Liz    DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
1749.Megan Lord-Hoyle*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005can  
1750.Shelly Filer*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005can  
1751.Bill Woods*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M2005can  
1752.Dave McPhee*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M2005can  
1753.Caitlin Pietras   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005bottle  Rev, unofficial
1754.Blair    DNF   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
1755.Matt Demeo   DNF   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
1756.Emma Iserhoff   DNF   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF92010250 ml Chocolate milk,   Too much chocolate milk...
1757.Mik McCully   DNF   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM402009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomitted after 1st lap!
1758.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1759.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1760.One Hump Or Two    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F352014Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; On After Arriver and destroyer of snack dreams
1761.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1762.Loopy    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F132014Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; Showed up to the on after before the actual beer mile event started, thus ruining plans to get snacks.
1763.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1764.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1765.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1766.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1767.Ryan Wilson   DNF   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 22010Molson Canadian, can  Should have tried vomitting?
1768.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1769.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1770.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1771.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1772.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1773.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1774.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1775.Gordan "GQ" Quan*   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03182003Yankee Jim,   DFL
1776.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1777.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1778.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1779.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1780.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1781.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1782.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1783.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1784.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1785.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1786.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1787.Dan "goose 2" Gosselin   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM232004doesn't matter, can  DFL
1788.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1789.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1790.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1791.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1792.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1793.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1794.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1795.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1796.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1797.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1798.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1799.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1800.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1801.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1802.Liz "Lizard" Van Every*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F192007Lakeport, can  For all the hype, a poor showing
1803.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1804.Sarah "Swannie" Swan*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F2007Canadian, can  12min isn't so easy now, is it swanny. It is harder than it looks.
1805.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1806.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1807.Jonas "The Sweed" Holmberg   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M252007can  Let's just start pouring beer on our chest
1808.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1809.Nigel "Bronze Boy" Rhodde   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  Dropped out for unknown reasons
1810.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1811.Mel "Youngster" McLean*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F182007Canadian, can  Another dissapointing run
1812.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1813.Tafline "Travlivie" Tong   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F2007can  Even though Taf wasn't in the hype or in the betting pools no one thought that the result would be a DNF
1814.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1815.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1816.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1817.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1818.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1819.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1820.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1821.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1822.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1823.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1824.Max Cowlen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM242010Old Milwaukee, can  Puked mysterious yellow puke
1825.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1826.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1827.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1828.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1829.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1830.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1831.Just Matt   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Didn' run, drank our vodka
1832.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1833.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Late cummer
1834.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1835.Stunt Boobs    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Late cummer
1836.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1837.HaiPoo Gai   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5F2013  There in spirit
1838.Murphy Champagne*   DNF   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1839.Emie "trainer" Ukwuoma*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM212005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  200m total
1840.Fadi "Patty" Dawood   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...2007can  
1841.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M122013Laker, can  Blamed pre-lubing on Maccy Ds for an inability to beat Shampoo's time and subsequent inability to finish
1842.Wet Pussy   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M512014Labbat's Blue, can  Gave up due to snow higher than any point in the Netherlands making PB impossible. Winner beat his PB.
1843.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005Chocolate Milk,   Done after 3.5 laps, Rookie, skier, drunken dash winner (12.7)
1844.Stephanie "Female Champ" Peltier   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...2007can  
1845.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F342013?,   Official observer/Stunt Boobs carrot
1846.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M122014Canadian, can  Gave up due to guaranteed failure due to more cumulative cm of snow than years lived on the planet
1847.Charles Curtis   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005can  Done after 2 laps, Rookie
1848.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M462013Strongbow, can  Turned up 1 minute too late for the Dualz puke fountain, drank all his alcohol
1849.Twincest    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F332014  Made us wait for 15 mins in sub-zero, just to tell us she wasn't running. Wants to run next one.
1850.Dustin "Street Fighter" Pearson   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M192007can  
1851.Helen Keller   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F2013Homebrew, bag  Post-date celebrations
1852.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M352014Granite, keg  Halfwit carrot
1853.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M2013Homebrew, bottle  Garden preservation celebration
1854.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M542014Kaiser, can  Latecummer, changed our water into wine
1855.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F2013  Resurrection appearance. Dualz erection appearance.
1856.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M472014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Latecummer, cat worrier
1857.Greg Moore*   DNF   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  My head hurts
1858.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M92014Rainbows and Fairy Magic, helmet  Latecummer, pussy avoider
1859.Jason "the hero" Pinard   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M292009Black Ice 750ml, can  He attempted the impossible by drinking 4 7.5% 750ml cans of Black Ice and made it through 3! Although he DNF Jason is a role model to us all for his bravery
1860.Lisa Nguyen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicF232013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Super marathon runner, yes. Super beer drinker, no.
1861.Andy Harman   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer Classic2013Pabst Blue Ribbon,   Got talked in to it. Showed up in his badass hotrod and jeans. After 1 beer, called it a career.
1862.Cameron Tymstra   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey,   
1863.Josh Priestman   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey, can  
1864.Alex Giancarlo   DNF   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF212006Gin, bottle  Completed 2 laps on 1 leg
1865.Rhea Salinas   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Keith's, bottle  
1866.Cougar    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F2013  Timing awesomeness
1867.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M702013  GMing
1868.Chris Angelatos   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Brava, can  Santa couldn't handle his liquor. Too warm
1869.Erin "Sladerade" Slade   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F202013Red Racer, can  Made it 1.5 beers...
1870.Kathy Grycko   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F202008Canadian,   
1871.Lindsay Kary   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F182013Canadian, can  Threw up during first beer
1872.Alex, Bruce, Darryl, Michael "The Relay"    DNF   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM332003Labatt 50, can  These guys actually did finish (7:52) but as a relay.
1873.Coel Findlay*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M202006Lakeport Pilsner, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans / spill
1874.Andrea "Glutin Lovin" Taylor   DNF   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileF222008Tequila, bag  grose
1875.Nathan Palmer*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans mixed (Corona)
1876.Nadia Cum Eat Me    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  Quit after 1 beer
1877.Kate Bickle*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1878.Maddy Noble*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1879.Nathans "Sissy Boy" Richard*   DNF   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM272003Labatt's Blue, can  Couldn't finish the last can...
1880.Kate Bickle   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F202005Molson Canadian, can  DQ - Refused to do penalty lap
1881.Julie "Midget #2" Maruska*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF202005Stella Artois, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1882.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF222005Moosehead, can  DQ - 3 beers & 1 chocolate milk, Rookie
1883.Wet n' Dirty    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  Quit after 3 beers
1884.Andrea "Midget #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF202005Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1885.Trudy "TruDat" Gardner*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF242005Moosehead, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, 1:55 penalty lap
1886.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  Witnessed event as he was the DD







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