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Top Beer Mile Performances - Ontario, Canada

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Sean Wade*   5:40.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
2.Rob "Cuzin" Asselstine   5:42.0   Whitby, ON 2014 Whitby ClassicM222014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  PB. Nearly puked on the final stretch, but thought his pace was slower than it was. Will be back with a vengeance
3.Dan Michaluk*   5:42.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
4.Rob "Cousin" Asselstine   5:47.0   Toronto, ON Toronto July BeermileM2014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  
5.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
6.Jeff "Tummy rubs" Mountjoy*   5:48.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M232013Laker Lager, can  5 second PB to maintain winning streak (now 11 straight)
7.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
8.Dan Michaluk*   5:49.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
9.Jeff "Neck-beard" Mountjoy   5:51.0   Whitby, ON 2014 Whitby ClassicM242014Laker Lager, can  Smooth performance, seasonal best
10.Dave "Thunderwolf" Cybulski*   5:52.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M222007Keiths, can  Another well earned PB, and the debut of the year for Dave took his PB down 8 seconds
11.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   5:54.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Carling Black Label, can  PB & Record (sub-6)
12.Dan Michaluk*   5:55.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
13.Jeff Mountjoy*   5:56.1   Kingston, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 5M222013Lakeport Honey, can  5th beer mile in 5 days; Splits: 11.0, 72.4, 15.3, 77.9, 21.6, 75.8, 13.8, 68.3
14.Dan Michaluk*   5:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
15.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
16.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
17.Jim Gignac*   5:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
18.Dave Cashin   5:59.0   Toronto, ON Toronto July BeermileM2014Budweiser, can  
19.Jeff Mountjoy   5:59.4   Kingston, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 4M222013Lakeport Honey, can  splits: 11.5, 75.5, 17.3, 76.4, 19.5, 76.2, 13.5, 69
20.Dave "The Thunderwolf" Cybulski   6:00.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M212006Keith's, can  Must be one of the fastest debuts ever.
21.Rob "Muscle-T" Asselstine   6:01.0   Kingston, ON The Kingston Mondo [Beer] MileM222014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  Lead start to finish all alone, nearly even split
22.Ian Fallas*   6:01.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
23.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:01.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB, breaks previous record
24.Jeff "Jizz" Mountjoy   6:02.0   Toronto, ON Toronto July BeermileM2014Laker, can  
25.Mike "mulleteer" Logue   6:04.9   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004Labatt Genuine Draft, can  New record, PB, reclaims the throne
26.Adam "defending champ" Lalonde   6:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, break former record
27.Dan Michaluk*   6:05.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
28.Dan Michaluk*   6:07.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
29.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   6:07.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Carling Black Label, can  Defending Champ
30.Dan Michaluk*   6:10.5   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
31.Dan Michaluk*   6:11.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
32.Shaun Lavell*   6:11.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
33.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:12.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Labatt 50, can  PB
34.Jeff Mountjoy   6:13.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer Beer Mile #4M242014Lakeport Honey, can  First respectable time in a few months
35.Rob "Cuzin" Asselstine   6:15.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #1M222014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  Went for a brisk pace but couldn't maintain throughout
36.Dan Michaluk*   6:17.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
37.Ian Fallas*   6:18.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
38.Dan Hennigar*   6:20.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
39.Ian Fallas*   6:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
40.Ian Fallas*   6:21.5   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
41.Jeff Mountjoy*   6:21.7   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M222013Lakeport Honey, can  splits: 14.1, 70.5, 15.2, 80.4, 18.2, 82.7, 19.3, 81.4
42.David "C-Money" Cashin*   6:23.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Busch Ice, can  PB for the Pembroke stud drinking 5.5% beer
43.Jeff Mountjoy   6:25.0   Kingston, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 3M222013Busch, can  3rd beer mile in 3 days. Estimated proper distance because of short track. 3 beers were consumed 1h prior
44.Ian Fallas*   6:27.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
45.Jeff "Tummy Rubs" Mountjoy*   6:27.5   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M222013Lakeport Honey, can  nearly puked after 4th. Splits: 14.3, 78.9, 14.4, 81.6, 18.6, 80.3, 16.0, 83.5
46.Chris "Christmasgibbon" Fitzgibbon*   6:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Laker Lager, can  Big PB. Exciting projectile vomit right at the finish line
47.Mike "muleteer?" Logue   6:29.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
48.Dan Michaluk*   6:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
49.Jim Wardle*   6:32.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
50.Andrew "Dad" Yorke   6:32.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M202009Schlitz, can  
51.Rob "Buttdarts" Asselstine*   6:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  Started conservative thinking the leaders would fade more
52.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
53.Mr. Pink   6:37.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.3M332014Laker, can  PB! 3rd BM in 5 days. Two previous on Tallboys, followed by 355ml celebratory beers convinced him of possibilities. Absolutely flat out, worse leg pain than only 10k race the next day.
54.Robert "Subtle Intellectual" Kitz*   6:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Keith's, can  First Time
55.Adam Lalonde*   6:37.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Former champ
56.Shane Lavell*   6:37.8   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
57.Darl Sutherland    6:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM342013Canadian, Budweizer, Stella, can  Stick with one beer
58.Josh "camel" Smith*   6:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M182003Steeler, can  record
59.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:39.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Molson Export, can  PB
60.Graham Frank*   6:40.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
61.Pat "kapral killa" Menzies*   6:40.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Big Wheel, bottle  
62.Rhys Trenhaille*   6:41.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
63.Jeff "Dahmer" Archer*   6:41.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Coors Banquet, can  Huge 5 minute PB. Ran last minute to silence the doubters
64.Seanna Robinson*   6:42.0   Hamilton, ON F1997  
65.Dan Michaluk*   6:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
66.Steve Dewan*   6:44.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
67.Chris "The Lightweight" Hartman   6:44.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M212006Canadian, can  Continues his ascent up the all time lists.
68.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:45.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
69.David Dame*   6:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
70.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB
71.Jacob "Double horseshoe" Cameron*   6:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Laker Lager, can  Incredible debut, putting arch nemesis Wilkie to shame
72.Mocha "Grip it and rip it" Coffee*   6:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M272013Budweiser, can  Incredible debut for the marathoner
73.Mike Joyce*   6:47.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
74.Hugh Wiley*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
75.Chris Booth*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
76.Michael "Bovice" Bentley   6:48.0   Whitby, ON 2014 Whitby ClassicM242014Big Wheel Deluxe Amber, bottle  355ml, Personal best time, but a slow last lap cost him a good time
77.Mr. Pink   6:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M332013Laker, can  VERY near puke multiple times, spent 10 mins after finishing hunched over storm drain
78.Marco "Veteran" Li*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Lost it in the last Lap
79.Michael "Bovice" Bentley   6:51.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer Beer Mile #4M242014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  Personal best but was on pace for much faster before the last beer. Last lap was 58s
80.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
81.Tom Jones*   6:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IVM1992  
82.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:52.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
83.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
84.Jon Francis*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
85.Greg Dailey*   6:53.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
86.Jon 'Hoover'*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
87.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
88.Michael "Bovice" Bentley   6:54.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #2M242014Labatt Blue, can  First time beating Jeff, and a BIG PB in doing so
89.David Dame*   6:54.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
90.Jason Lewis*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
91.Shawn Brady*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
92.Darren Mark*   6:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
93.Dave Gibbon*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IIM1990  
94.Jon Francis*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
95.Seanna Robinson*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
96.Jeff Haller*   6:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
97.Jim Wardle*   6:57.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
98.Shawn Brady*   6:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
99.Jeff Mountjoy   6:58.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #3M242014Old Vienna, can  Happy to end a losing streak
100.Jason Lewis*   7:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
101.Rob Dunlap   7:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
102.Mr. Pink   7:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M332013Laker, can  (Finally) a Hogtown H4 record
103.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt   7:01.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM202004Old Mill, can  
104.Jeff Mountjoy   7:02.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #2M242014Laker, can  Caught up to Michael in last lap but couldn't handle the speed
105.Clearsky    7:03.0   Toronto, ON Toronto July BeermileM2014  
106.Matt Kalisz*   7:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Yankee Jim, can  
107.Kris Johnson*   7:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
108.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt*   7:04.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M202003Canadian, can  
109.Darren Mark*   7:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Just call me Pre
110.Chris Booth*   7:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
111.Robb "the skier" Martin   7:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M212009variety pack, can  next time arrive on time and bring your own beer!!
112.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert   7:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM252007can  
113.Adam Lalonde   7:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
114.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   7:05.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB
115.Lee Appleby*   7:06.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM192003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile! Lots of puking afterwards
116.Nithin Akkarayi   7:06.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
117.Scott "the snake" Arnald   7:06.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Blue, can  PB
118.Scott "The new A-C" Arnald   7:07.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  PB
119.Chris Booth*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
120.Adam Blackadder*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
121.Michael "boner" Bown   7:07.0   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM372008Moosehead, bottle  
122.Matt McInnes*   7:08.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
123.Shawn Brady*   7:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
124.Jake De Biasi   7:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
125.Wesley    7:10.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
126.Wesley McNamara   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Yankee Jim, can  PB, what an animal!
127.Matt McInnes*   7:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
128.Shawn Brady*   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
129.Greg Carnes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
130.Mike Forbes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
131.Felix "purple drank" Lafontant*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Canadian, can  It's amazing he was standing after 4 beers
132.Mark "Heart" Halls   7:12.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M192004can  Ran with a purple cape, puked extremely after
133.Steve Dewan*   7:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
134.Robertson "Creed" Gibb   7:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M222009Schiltz, can  
135.Chris Van de Water*   7:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
136.Bob "BJ" Julian   7:14.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM502008Canadian, bottle  
137.Sean Bowen   7:15.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M192009Schiltz, can  
138.Michal Kapral*   7:17.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Molson Canadian, can  PB
139.Matt Cuddy   7:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM212010Schlitz, can  crazy virgin
140.Mike Joyce*   7:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
141.RA    7:18.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
142.Shawn Brady*   7:18.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
143.Derek Yveny*   7:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
144.Kip "is fit" Arlidge*   7:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Old Milwaukee, can  Debut. The flow lead him to a fast time
145.Mr. Pink   7:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M332013Laker, can  First non-PB. Coming ever closer to puking
146.Matt "Stricky" Strickland*   7:20.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM222005Labatt 50, can  PB
147.Derek Caveny*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
148.Derek Caveney*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
149.Mike Kemp*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
150.Andrew Imrie*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
151.David Dame*   7:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM302003Labatt's Blue, can  Upset by the Rookie
152.Shawn Brady*   7:22.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
153.Rob Dunlap   7:22.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM242011Molson M, can  
154.Mark Linseman*   7:22.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  
155.Andrew "Scootsie" Dauphinais   7:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Budweiser, can  Down with OPP
156.Graeme Hamilton*   7:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
157.Darl Sutherland   7:26.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM332012Canadian, can  1st Place
158.Brandon Laan*   7:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  I don't even drink!
159.Matt Twiddy*   7:27.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
160.Mike "Moose" Percival   7:28.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M212009Schiltz, can  
161.Doyle "The Great One" Brown   7:29.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M422014Steamwhistle, can  
162.Phil Dempsey*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
163.Jeff Kabfleisch*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM1993  
164.Mike "Iowa" Mott   7:30.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M182004can  Ran with elementary school get up on, didn't puke
165.Anthony Joyce*   7:30.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
166.Jeff "OOoooOOo" Mountjoy   7:30.7   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #1M242014Laker Lager, can  The kilt didn't help this time
167.Christopher "Moults" Moulton*   7:30.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt Crystal, can  Top Outside Competition
168.Travis "naked miler" Cummings   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
169.Jon Francis*   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
170.Greg Carnes*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
171.Matt Forhand*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
172.Darl Sutherland   7:32.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM342012Moosehead, can  First Place
173.Mr. Pink   7:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M322013Laker, can  Not a H4 record
174.Chris "C Nags Run" Nagle*   7:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Closed Strongly
175.Chris "Lefty" Coons   7:34.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M312004Corona, bottle  Rookie Mile, He's got some potential!
176.Mark Linseman*   7:35.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  Callaghan would have made me work for this one
177.Jared "Rico Suave" Thomson*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Steeler, can  Good Showing
178.Jeff Haller*   7:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
179.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
180.Dave Doyle*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
181.Tony Castelli*   7:35.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
182.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
183.Chris Booth*   7:35.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
184.April ""Killer B #1"" Boultbee   7:36.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Sleeman's Honey Brown, can  
185.Matt McInnes*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
186.Eddie Hawkeswood*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
187.Ken McAlpine   7:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M342006Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, facility milk record!
188.Nicole Dwyer*   7:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileF272003Upper Canada, can  Rookie Mile, lots of puking afterwards
189.Rob "Champ" Kitz   7:39.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Keith's, can  Took it on the last lap
190.Alberto Picard   7:39.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM212011  
191.Doyle "The Great One" Brown   7:40.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M412013Steam whistle, can  
192.Mike Callaghan*   7:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM232003Carlsberg, can  jean shorts, KISS t-shirt
193.Tom Wallace*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
194.Matt McInnes*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
195.Ian Fallas*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
196.David Doyle*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
197.Tyson "College" Loney*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M222013Canadian, can  Huge improvement attributed to many simulations in the week prior
198.Michael "Booby" Biancchi   7:40.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM282008Canadian, bottle  
199.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman   7:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lonestar, can  Lost it on the last lap
200.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings*   7:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M202005Labatt Blue Pilsner, can  Bad Outing
201.Mark Linseman*   7:42.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Carling Black Label / Lakeport Pilsner, can  Borrowed beer
202.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:43.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :27,:70,:39,:81,:45,:85,:52,:79
203.Jake [Unknown]*   7:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
204.Dave Keeley*   7:44.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Puked at the end
205.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   7:44.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Carlsberg, can  
206.Atta Boy   7:45.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M472013Laker, can  Didn't cool his beer enough. 4th quickest Hogtown BM in history
207.Tyler Calendar*   7:45.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM212001Stroh's, can  
208.Ian Fallas*   7:45.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
209.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck*   7:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM262005Moosehead, can  Rookie
210.Mark Wismer*   7:45.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM252005Old Milwaukee, can  Undefeated beer miler
211.Michael Bentley   7:45.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #3M242014Labatt Blue, can  Probably suffered by not using OV
212.Mark Wismer*   7:46.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM242004Old Milwaukee, can  I should have been a sprinter
213.Paul Mitchell*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
214.Rob Berg*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
215.Thomas Ferguson*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
216.Greg Carnes*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
217.Mr. Pink   7:46.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M332013Laker, can  Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
218.Shawn Brady*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
219.Cole "side-winder" Anderson   7:46.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M192009canadian, bottle  5 sec. penalty for spitting up beer. impressive race for a first timer, but should potentially be disqualified. Because it's your first time we wont DQ you, but next time I wont be so generous.
220.Wesely McNamara   7:47.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Molson Canadian, can  New Record!!
221.Jeff Haller*   7:47.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
222.Colin Lawrence   7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Budweiser, can  
223.Just Sheldon   7:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M252013Steamwhistle, can  Future champion. German rugby porn. Last lap undoubted quickest in H4 history
224.Whitey "Laura's friend"    7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M2005can  Rookie
225.Jon "JD" Dow   7:49.0   Barrie, ON Bottoms up beer mileM232011budweiser, can  
226.Chris Booth*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
227.Derek Caveny*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
228.Rob Thompson*   7:50.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM202004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm Mark's sprint
229.Danny Matthews*   7:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
230.Mark Linseman*   7:51.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  led race until 4th beer
231.Josh Hollowell*   7:51.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Great first outing
232.Croker Nick   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Laker, can  
233.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF332005Alexander Keith's, can  
234.Courtney "Tank" Kirkby*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F192005Heineken, can  Rough second lap, 4th lap was glory
235.Andrew Imrie*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
236.Michael    7:53.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
237.Aaron Cooper   7:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
238.Michael Doyle   7:53.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM312011Budweiser, can  Beer mile debut
239.Matt "Strick" Strickland   7:54.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Rookie, running his mouth
240.Mr. Pink   7:54.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M322013Keith's IPA, can  
241.Rich "b-ball" Garton*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M192003Canadian, can  
242.Dan Hackett*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
243.Bill "Moker" Cocks   7:54.3   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M192003Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, huge dong
244.Taylor Milne*   7:55.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer Mile1998  
245.Gerry "Angel" Lotus   7:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer Beer Mile #4M222014Lakeport Honey, can  Also used 2 Brava (4.9%). Toughed this one out pretty good running alone.
246.Allan Pribaz*   7:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
247.Jack "jackass" Ross*   7:56.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM192007carling, can  
248.Mark "short-shorts" Linseman   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  
249.Kathie Zeman   7:57.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Laker, can  
250.Daniel Hackett*   7:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
251.Kevin "Smitty" Smith   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Blue, can  PB
252.P Amesbury*   7:57.3   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
253.Kevin "Smith" Smith   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M232004can  PB, triathlete finally steps up
254.Mark Linsemen   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008laker, can  
255.Mr. Pink   7:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.4M332014Red Racer, can  WR: Sub -20°C, WR: Sub 0°F, WR: Red Racer. Picked 6.5% beer to aid non-freezing. Both Beer 3 & 4 at least partially slush, which he's blaming for double near vomit. Red Racer is not Beer Mile beer! 4th BM in 8 days.
256.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm beginner's luck
257.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
258.Ken Man*   7:58.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
259.Karl Saidla*   7:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
260.Rob "Big Easy" Mitchell   7:59.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicM342005Molson Canadian, can  
261.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:59.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM222004Canadian, can  
262.Mike Bailey*   7:59.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
263.Julia Thomas*   7:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
264.Tyson "College" Loney   8:00.0   Toronto, ON Toronto July BeermileM2014old milwaukee, can  
265.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee*   8:00.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Steamwhistle, can  
266.JJonathan    8:00.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Amsterdam Natural Blonde Lager, bottle  PB!
267.Gabriel Piper*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
268.Erik Yuill*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
269.Ryan McKenzie*   8:00.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
270.Michiel Van Hooreweder   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
271.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   8:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Keith's, can  
272.Derek Caveny*   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
273.John Turner*   8:02.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
274.Julia Thomas*   8:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
275.Jon Francis*   8:03.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
276.Cam Sylvester*   8:03.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
277.Jay "lepricon" D*   8:04.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM202007carling, can  
278.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman*   8:04.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Lonestar, can  First Timer
279.Kerry MacKelvie*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
280.Peter M*   8:05.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Puked A LOT at the end
281.Chris "Multi-tasker" Brens*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Miller/Moosehead/Steeler, can  Ran with aviators
282.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   8:05.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM202005Carling Black Label, can  
283.Chris "CNagsRun" Nagle   8:06.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M232006Canadian, can  *Puker. Victim of the dreaded 4th lap.
284.Michael Doyle   8:07.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
285.Doo Hickey    8:08.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
286.Hanza "AJ" Jafri   8:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Milk
287.Nick "The Stick" Croker*   8:08.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M212007Laker, can  Another well run race, and destroyed Kip Sigsworth time, which he is proud of. The pre race training at Kenga's the Thursday before really helped.
288.Mark Linseman*   8:08.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM202005Stroh's Lager, can  
289.Andrew Williams*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
290.Shawn Brady*   8:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
291.Adam Blackadder*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
292.Nithin Matthews   8:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
293.Andrew Williams*   8:09.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
294.Rob Fegan*   8:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
295.Dan Polakoff*   8:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M182002Stroh's, can  Puked EVEN MORE at the end
296.Kristjan "Cougar" Hunter   8:10.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011  New Iroquois Falls record
297.Dave "deeps" Dipiero*   8:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M212003Canadian, can  
298.Matt "thrower" Harris*   8:10.2   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M182003Canadian, can  
299.Mike Stockermans   8:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
300.Mike Kemp*   8:12.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
301.Ben "Coop" Cooper   8:12.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  What a champ.
302.Adam Miller   8:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
303.Gerry "Angel" Lotus   8:12.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #1M222014Brava, can  4.9% - had trouble detecting volume content of the beers a couple times
304.Lianne Girard   8:13.0   Toronto, ON Toronto July BeermileF2014Muskoka Cream Ale and Muskoka Summer Wei, can  
305.Atta Boy   8:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M472013Laker, can  Made it look too easy and wanted to FRB own trail after
306.Jon Francis*   8:14.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
307.David "Defending Champ." Dame   8:14.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M352008Labbat's Blue, can  Getting faster with age
308.Colin "Little" Lawrence   8:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Moosehead Lager, can  
309.Eric Bradshaw   8:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Coca-Cola, can  
310.Chad Yurich*   8:15.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
311.Scott "Captin Canada" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM232008Carling, bottle  2nd beer pukage
312.Brian "Trackgroupie" Henderson   8:15.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM192005old Milwaukee, can  
313.Scott "the shitter" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  second beer mile
314.Dave "Double Bellybuster" *   8:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM392012Budweiser, can  
315.Graham O'Hagen*   8:16.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
316.Tom Wallace*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
317.Rory Blackadder*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1999  
318.Brandon Whitby*   8:18.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
319.Felix Eigenbrod*   8:18.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
320.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck   8:18.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M262006Chocolate Milk,   Milk rookie, Breaks previous record
321.Corin Lohman*   8:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...1999  
322.Dustin "DD" Doan   8:20.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  PB, peaked nicely
323.Dan S.*   8:20.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
324.John "Booter" Booth*   8:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
325.Mike Minor   8:20.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM212006Budweiser, can  didnt puke....until the colt 45 went down
326.Manny "Reebdog" Bonilla   8:20.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Canadian, bottle  
327.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Finally broke the 2nd place curse
328.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM222005Old Milwaukee, can  I love 2nd
329.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes   8:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M222005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
330.Derek Caveny*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
331.Geoff MacGillivray*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
332.Mr. Pink   8:22.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M332013Laker, can  Only non-PB, somewhat incredibly given the frigidness. Reclaims BM crown - several moments threatening to be horizontal on icy curves
333.Bryan "Who is this guy?" Moore*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M232005Canadian, can  No one knows who this guy is...
334.Craig Burkett*   8:23.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :22,:76,:46,:92,:46,:91,:48,:82 (Naked 400m winner)
335.Mike "Asmo" Asmussen   8:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  He was the sleeper of the group. He kept his mouth shut and let everyone else do the talking before the race. When it came to race time, he took the bronze in style. Quite an impressive debut.
336.Ryan Wight   8:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Lakeport, can  PB
337.Just Sheldon   8:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M232013Steamwhistle, can  Found out pushing 100% isn't the way to improve BM PBs. Walked in places.
338.Michael "Bovice" Bentley*   8:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M232013Lakeport Honey, can  Big improvement to beat his GF's PB
339.Erin O'Higgins   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Toronto July BeermileF2014Keiths, can  
340.Dave Tobin*   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
341.Colin Dignum*   8:25.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
342.Scott Manktelow*   8:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M1995  
343.Mike "Mallette" Mallette   8:25.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM182004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
344.Craig B   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
345.Mike Callaghan*   8:25.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM222002Export, can  ran last 100 metres naked
346.Chris M.*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
347.Matt McInnes*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
348.Danny Matthews   8:26.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M192006Labbat's Blue, can  
349.Klay "Meat sweats" Patersun*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M242013PC Genuine Lager, can  Also big PB wearing street clothes
350.Rob Auld*   8:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM1993  
351.Ryan MacKenzie*   8:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
352.Peter McClelland*   8:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Fuck I Hate Second Place
353.Pat "Cooker" Cook   8:27.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM182004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked up dinner during 4th beer
354.Jeffrey "Big Jeff" Goodyear   8:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM222007Coors??, bottle  THE CHAMPION
355.Apex "no brakes" Slutton*   8:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Budweiser, can  Rough showing for what is normally a consistent contender. Made up for it as host of the after party
356.Claytoris "Meat Sweats" Paterçun   8:28.8   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #2M252014Labatt Blue, can  Fast finish to follow a sluggish early pace
357.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
358.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
359.Ryan O'Hagan*   8:29.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
360.Josh "camel" Smith   8:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM182004Steeler, can  penalty lap
361.Will Argue   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M2013Labatt Blue, can  
362.Matt Cameron*   8:30.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
363.Mark Arnott*   8:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
364.Bill Budgell*   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
365.Andrew Garsch*   8:30.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
366.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   8:30.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM452009Carlsberg, can  
367. Gerardo Reyes   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M372012Labbat's Blue, can  Strong debut performance!
368.Reuben Bakker*   8:31.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
369.Mark Linseman*   8:31.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Export, can  
370.Chris Yip   8:32.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M472013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
371.Paul Wilson*   8:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
372.Brett "Fergalicious" Ferguson   8:32.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007in a blueish can, can  #1 Loser!
373.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee*   8:33.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Steamwhistle, can  PB
374.Aubrey Oldham*   8:33.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
375.David Dame*   8:33.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M312004Labbat's Blue, can  Barely got around without....
376.Emie "Monsoon" Ukwuoma*   8:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, 1st sprinter
377.Dan Radkowiec*   8:34.6   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
378.Mark Linseman*   8:35.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  
379.Melanie "Killer B#2" Boultbee   8:36.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF332005Alexander Keith's, can  
380.Tom Jones*   8:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
381.Dave Clark   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M322012Budweiser, can  Great debut; Robbed by a hint of form... penalty lap
382.Martin Rydlo*   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
383.Jon Russell*   8:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
384.Rich Benko*   8:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005Molson Dry, can  Rookie, 5.5% abv
385.Ashley Lawrence   8:38.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM332009Mill Street Stock Ale, bottle  winner of inaugural Rat Beer Mile
386.Chuck "Kev's buddy" Buckingham   8:40.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M242004can  Rookie
387.Ashley Lawrence   8:40.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Moosehead Lager, can  Slower than last year by 2 seconds
388.Allan Pribaz*   8:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
389.Derek Congram*   8:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
390.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   8:43.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF392011Grasshopper, can  
391.Ian "rather drink in rez than at an amazing k" Boyce   8:43.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Canadian, can  puke, rookie mile
392.Peter McClelland*   8:43.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm beginners luck
393.Dave Doran   8:43.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M282010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
394.Bill M.*   8:46.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
395.Mr. Pink   8:47.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M332014Laker, can  Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
396.Dave "DoubleBellyBuster"    8:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M2011Budweiser, can  
397.Avi Goldfarb*   8:47.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
398.Kathy "The Lush" Zeman   8:49.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF302005Alexander Keith's, can  
399.Lisa Bradley   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Michal's 40th BirthdayF342012Molson Canadian, can  
400.Alessandro Zavatti   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM212011Molson M, can  
401.Brendan Beamish*   8:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Wore some short ass shorts
402.Jeff Mountjoy   8:50.0   Kingston, ON The Kingston Mondo [Beer] MileM242014Budweiser Crown, can  Rough time with the beers, gagging a few times. Also had 2 PC IPA, threw up immediately after
403.Jared "JT" Thomson   8:50.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM192004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
404.Katie "Ladyk" Horricks*   8:50.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F182006Canadian, can  Rookie, womens record (solo 4-beer)
405.Kevin Inwood*   8:51.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
406.Mark Linseman*   8:51.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM172002Export, can  
407.Lucas "Lubey" Peterson*   8:51.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Brava, can  Went balls-to-the-wall and puked on the second lap. Basically chose to run a chunder 2k
408.JJonathan    8:52.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM412009Molson Canadian, can  
409.Steve McDougall*   8:52.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M322004Busch, can  Rookie Performance, nice.
410.Celeste McPhee*   8:53.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
411.Mr. Pink   8:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M332013Laker, can  Lost perfect record the way he would have wanted. Not trying but pushing Sheldon just enough to ensure new victor spent post-race in the bushes while Pink downed the rest of the beer
412.Jeff "fist-pump" Behan*   8:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Canadian, can  First race in over a year. BEHAN'S BACK!
413.Jon Pace*   8:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
414.Dave Harju*   8:55.2   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M1995  
415.Justin Pozin   8:57.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M332013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
416.Shawn Brady*   8:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
417.John Spence*   8:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
418.Mark Mountjoy   8:58.9   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M252013Carling, can  4.9%, 3:30 faster than PB
419.Jon Francis*   8:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
420.Dustin "Double D" Doan*   8:59.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Schlitz, can  1st race of the year
421.Kevin "Turtle" Tearle   8:59.8   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Canadian, bottle  
422.Aaron Montgomery*   9:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
423.Mark Finiello   9:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
424.Mike O'Conner   9:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M2009Old Milwaukee, can  excellent race, especially for a Masters racer.
425.Heather "Hutch's Date" Austin*   9:00.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F232006Stella Artois, can  1st womens 3-beer
426.Paul "Swandive" Felix   9:00.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Candiave, bottle  some foam regurgitation
427.Tyler Murphy*   9:01.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
428.Steve Bursey*   9:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
429.Chris Yip   9:01.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014482014  
430.Rowland Kriesig*   9:01.3   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
431.Kevin "Smith" Smith*   9:01.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Dated & shitty?
432.Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher   9:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2220092 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  He delivers the mail and looks delicious in pink tights
433.Erick Feltham*   9:02.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
434.Chris Demerse   9:02.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M292010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
435.Brad Ferguson*   9:03.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
436.Joel Reid*   9:03.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
437.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   9:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Kokanee, can  
438.Reuben Bakker*   9:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
439.Remko Noteboom*   9:05.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
440.Matt Demeo*   9:06.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  First in the rower division
441.Alex "Ja-BRAUN" Wilkie*   9:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Steamwhistle, can  Despite a super fast final quarter, couldn't handle Cameron's skills in his debut
442.Max "Turbo" PAIN*   9:09.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M262013Molson Canadian, can  First attempt in several years
443.Geoff MacGillivray*   9:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
444.Dave Keeley*   9:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Best Projectile Vomit
445.Mark Mountjoy   9:10.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M252013Carling, can  4.9%; 2nd beer mile in 2 days
446.Nigel Gray*   9:10.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
447.Mr. Pink   9:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.5M332014Laker 473ml, can  Why in the living fuck did I not use my go to BM beer in my first 2 Tallboy Mile attempts? VERY nearly quit on beer #3. As far as we can tell, Tallboy WR
448.Erick Feltham*   9:11.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
449.Mark Tagliaferri*   9:12.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Kicked Kelly's ass
450.Courtland Morris   9:12.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M182006Labbat's Blue, can  
451.Fred Zettler*   9:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
452.Sarah "G $" Giovanetti   9:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...F192009Schiltz, can  
453.Paul Monczka   9:14.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
454.Caroline Shilhan*   9:14.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
455.Ryan Kelly*   9:15.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Very proud to not puke
456.Sylvan Williams*   9:15.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile1998  
457.Jonathon "Kirkalicious" Kirk   9:16.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007Canadian??, bottle  At least he beat the girls...
458.Keanu "Willy" Reeves*   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Old Milwaukee, can  Top sprinter on the day - a strong showing
459.Tyrone "Tyrobinhood" Welchinski   9:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2020092 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  Called DNF guy "Peggy Sue" everytime he lapped him, which was often, a PB, also down with OPP
460.Mathew Newcombe*   9:17.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM222004Canadian, can  
461.Adam Miller*   9:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :13,:72,:53,:96,:67,:102,:73,:81
462.Reuben Dr*   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
463.Nick "The Rook" Hurrell   9:18.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M252008Budweiser, can  Impressive first mile.
464.Jaysun "Ginger" Piper   9:18.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  A real champion here. First ever try. Representing all the gingers of the world. Beats the Town's best time. Felt like a pile of dog shit after
465.Chanson Brumme*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...2000  
466.Jacob Wall*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
467.Michael Dede   9:19.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Robert Simpson Confederation Ale, bottle  1st Beer Mile
468.Cletus Iserhoff   9:20.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM352010old milwaukee, can  Haha! Watermelon! Impressive PB.
469.Jason Leist*   9:20.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
470.Joan Post*   9:20.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
471.Pissing Doucheman    9:20.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M262014Laker Lager, can  PB
472.Melanie ""Killer B #2"" Boultbee   9:22.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Sleeman's Honey Brown, can  
473.Colin "pitiful" Lawrence   9:23.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  Penalty lap - 57sec
474.Kathy "Z" Zeman*   9:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Heineken, can  
475.Joel Montgomery*   9:24.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
476.Shae Salovaara*   9:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...1995  
477.Peter Laratta*   9:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :18,:83,:40,:125,:59,:83,:77,:80
478.Jeremy Dunlop   9:25.9   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM352011Labatt Blue, can  This beast flew in from Edmonton just for this race, arrived in his ballin rental car and won his first beer mile in his first attempt. He then celebrated by barfing up all 4 beers in one shot
479.Tom Wallace*   9:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
480.Kyle Dunlop   9:26.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM282011Labatt Blue, can  Couldn't afford shoes because he had to buy a class beer like Labatt Blue. Unable to become a two time winner because his older brother showed up
481.Mike Harris*   9:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
482.Tim "Need More Practice" Andrew   9:27.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M442008Budweiser, can  Leading until the final lap, then the penalty came.
483.Claire "I'm an Aussie, of course I can drink" Collin   9:28.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Canadian, can  
484.David Dame   9:28.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M312005Labbat's Blue, can  Slow Time..Boo..Hisss
485.Mike "Birchy" Birch   9:29.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M252011Molson Canadian, can  Absolute warrior, battled back from a brutal performance last year when he felt like a girl and/or pussy. Once again feeling victory in his blood.
486.Jeff "wheels" May(fontaine)*   9:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M2003Canadian, can  
487.Ciaran Carter*   9:29.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Carlsberg, can  penalty lap, Iron Maiden shirt
488.Pissing Doucheman   9:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M262013Laker, can  PB - kudos for improving by 2 seconds despite 3/4 of track being covered in ice
489.Peter McClelland   9:30.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
490.Darryl Irwin*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
491.Thomas Kopler*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
492.Pissing Doucheman   9:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M262013Laker, can  Tried to track his run on Strava by leaving his phone at the start line. Third different Hogtown BM champion. Was trying for sub 9. Was on for well sub 8 before final beer meltdown.
493.Alan Oldham*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
494.Gord Welsch*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
495.Kevin Beatty*   9:32.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
496.??? "douche" ??   9:32.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM202007carling, can  
497.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:33.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011Red Bull, bottle  
498.Keith "Barnyard" B   9:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
499.Scott Spicer*   9:33.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
500.Mike Callaghan*   9:33.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM272006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  (Penalty) Flew in from Namibia for race
501.Katie Shaw*   9:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F182003Old Milwaukee, can  Rookie Phenom
502.Uri Gorodzinsky   9:36.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
503.Riberio Andre*   9:36.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM302003Labatt's Blue, can  
504.Ryan Dos Santos   9:37.0   Toronto, ON Toronto July BeermileM2014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  
505.Shawn Brady*   9:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
506.Patrick Hogan*   9:38.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
507.Andrew Howard*   9:38.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  Wow I have nice legs
508.Craig Burkett*   9:38.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Kokanee, can  
509.Mike    9:39.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011bottle  
510.Michael Deed   9:39.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM462011Old Speckled Hen, bottle  
511.Jean Michel "JAM" MacKay   9:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M242009Sleeman's Draught, can  great pb from last beermile
512.Jeff "Jbarr" Barr   9:40.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM192004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked after 3rd beer
513.Elia Macaluso   9:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
514.Kevin "#1TML fan" Savard   9:40.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM192004Old Mill, can  
515.Kajus K   9:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
516.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:41.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM242010Old Milwaukee, can  DNV= DID NOT VOM!!
517.Joe "J'orgy" Linseman*   9:41.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM222002Export, can  competed in g-string
518.Ravinder Jag Rai*   9:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile1998  
519.Nick Scarcelli   9:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
520.Dave Spahich*   9:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  drove through a tornado to get here
521.Brad Woods   9:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M312011Molson Dry, can  Going for the over 30 record
522.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:46.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011  
523.Andrew "coatesy" Coates   9:46.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM192004Moosehead, can  penalty lap
524.James "Ironboy"    9:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M412011Canadian, can  
525.Stephen Dubois*   9:47.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
526.Tony "Italian Stallion" Pucci   9:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M222007can  A well run sub 10 performance. The Italian Stallion won't give up on this quest
527.Corbin "elderly citizen" Johnston*   9:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013PC Genuine Lager, can  Had the loudest cheering section
528.Cletus Iserhoff   9:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM342009Moosehead, can  This gentleman did not let the smack talk get to him. He had an amazing race, finishing under 10 minutes for his first time. "There was not a doubt in my mind!" He has great potential in this sport!
529.Dean Charette*   9:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
530.Hollis Milroy   9:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
531.Valentina "The Russian Bombshell" Taiakina   9:49.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F192004can  Female Champ
532.Jamie Akazawa*   9:49.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #11999  
533.mike pierce   9:50.0   Ottawa, ON M182005Labbat's Blue, bottle  
534.Kevin O'Connor*   9:50.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
535.Ken Browne*   9:50.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
536.Allan Pribaz*   9:50.8   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
537.Dave Keeley*   9:51.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
538.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   9:51.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Keith's, can  
539.Chris [Unknown]*   9:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
540.Matt Demeo*   9:52.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
541.Courtney MacIntosh   9:53.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F232006Labbat's Blue, can  
542.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   9:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Kokanee, can  Feeling victory in his blood
543.Geoff Hodgson   9:54.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M442013Sleeman Honey Brown, can  
544.Ian "Heavyweight" Swanson*   9:54.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Good showing
545.Ken Browne*   9:54.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
546.Lindsay Forget*   9:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I can back it up BITCH
547.Brandon Schamp*   9:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
548.Andrew "A-Septic" Sepic   9:56.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt 50, can  PB
549.G Warren*   9:56.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
550.Chris "Leafsfan"    9:58.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M272011Keiths, can  
551.Norman "Stormin'" O'Reilly*   9:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM302003Labatt 50, can  
552.Savvas Frantzeskos*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
553.Andrew Stronach*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
554.Pissing Doucheman   9:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M262013Laker, can  Breaking 10 mins gave just another reason to laugh at Dualz
555.John [Unknown]*   9:59.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
556.Shane H   9:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
557.Mr. Pink   9:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M332014Laker, can  Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
558.Wes "The Animal" Dawkins*   9:59.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM212002Export, can  also competed in g-string
559.Jeanne Harfield*   9:59.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileF212005Old Milwaukee, can  I beat Vince
560.Rob "Barkie" Bark   9:59.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M182006Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, breaks previous milk record
561.Lindsay Sferrazza   10:00.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182006Labbat's Blue, can  
562.Geoff MacGillivray*   10:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
563.Dan "Captain Obvious" Ritz*   10:01.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  Rookie, top mens b-mile debut
564.Dual Shitizenship   10:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M532013Moosehead, can  Would have broken 10 mins if he hadn't laughed at Mr. Pink not breaking 7
565.Kan Singh*   10:01.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
566.Kyle Dunlop*   10:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M272010Old Milwaukee, can  First time competitor, first time winner
567.Doug'er Scott   10:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M20111 Red Bull bottle, 2 cans Budweiser, 1 c,   shoes: Adidas Adizero. No costume. hosted a boat race in his basement afterwards
568.Neil O'Reilly*   10:02.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
569.Ryan Baker*   10:02.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  Damn that last beer hurt
570.Toni Carlisle   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008laker, can  First Female
571.Leslie Tabler*   10:03.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
572.Chris McKie*   10:03.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
573.Ian Westra   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Molson Canadian, can  PB
574.Jon Hunt*   10:04.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :24,:85,:66,:93,:67,:105,:74,:90
575.Jamie Cleveland*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
576.Paul Mitchell*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
577.Larry Hasson*   10:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  It's true, I puked
578.Brian Stasiak*   10:05.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
579.Joanna Gilles*   10:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F1996  
580.Lianne "pull hard" Girard*   10:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F212013Sleeman, can  Narrowly missed beating the elderly citizen to be first in her group of the prediction contest
581.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   10:06.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM232009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Almost bafed from laughing when other participant was barfing
582.Andrea "drea" Lamantia*   10:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F212003Canadian, can  
583.Yakkity Yak   10:06.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
584.Elia Macaluso*   10:07.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Ran a penalty lap
585.Aaron Grainge   10:07.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
586.Graydon Raymer*   10:07.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
587.Brian Stasiak*   10:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Running is harder than rowing
588.Cam Moore   10:10.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
589.Blair Wallace*   10:10.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M162004Export, can  first career mile, good potential, won the 100 m dash going away
590.Brandon Lewis*   10:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  I get hammered off 4 beers
591.Adam Lalonde*   10:10.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
592.Aaron Maszko   10:10.6   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M212003Moosehead, can  Rookie Mile, the running didn't hurt, the stomach did
593.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.1 (Sol...M332014Canadian 473ml, can  Solo tall boy attempt. Track frozen, so ran 16x110 yards on Canadian football track. Switchbacks didn't help.
594.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M332014Canadian 473ml, can  
595.Ryan Kelly*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Winner of 'B' Division
596.Allan Bermingham*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Mr. Controversy
597.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz*   10:11.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F182003Canadian, can  
598.Mike Blecher   10:12.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM392009Molson Canadian, can  
599.Alan Bermingham   10:12.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M202004Berghoff Original, can  It's a race! I am winning!
600.Kiki *   10:12.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileF2012can  
601.Neil O'Reilly   10:14.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
602.Wet Pussy   10:14.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M2013Sleeman Silver Creek, bottle  Failed 10 min breaking thanks to breaking wind?
603.Jim "Spikeman" Fullarton   10:15.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M432008Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
604.John *   10:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM2012can  
605.Brad Young*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
606.Chris Napier*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
607.Mark "Chico" B   10:16.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM402011Keiths, can  
608.Noah Bass   10:16.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M372013Canadian, can  won $5 for beating Uri
609.Adam "Wildchild" Eikenberry*   10:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM242004Labatt Extra Dry, can  Finished Sober, WTF, PB
610.Just Sheldon   10:18.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013Steamwhistle, can  Pissing should really check if his buddies are ex-rugby players first
611.Kyle Tousignant   10:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
612.R Webster*   10:18.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
613.Hollis Milroy   10:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
614.Mark Linseman*   10:20.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM202005Guinness, can  440 ml cans
615.Brad Shipley*   10:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM172001Stroh's, can  
616.Marty Mattiazzi*   10:20.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M200650, can  
617.Matt Rothwell*   10:21.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Big Wheel, bottle  
618.Geoff Hodgson   10:21.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014Coors Banquet, can  
619.Joe Pelopidas   10:21.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M232013Budweiser, can  could have won if he had just kept running
620.Jon Boo   10:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M232009Lakeport Ale, can  great time for a first beermile and met his goal of beating Liz. Congrats!
621.Mitchell Chad   10:22.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009Keiths, bottle  
622.Cameron Ried   10:22.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M222009Lakeport Pilsner, can  first timer
623.Tim Francis*   10:22.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
624.Darryl Kielec*   10:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM312003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, hung over for a week
625.Braden "I'm Trashed" Novakowski   10:23.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Lucky, can  Good mile form
626.Jason Davenport*   10:23.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Better than last time!
627.Mason "Birthday Boy" Smith   10:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M162004can  youngest competitor, didn't puke!
628.Peter Dowse*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
629.Shaun Fryer*   10:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
630.Nancy White*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
631.Sara Trought*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
632.Jason Chad   10:26.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Labbat's Blue, can  
633.Attaboy    10:26.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M472014Laker Pilsner, can  Ran two warmup laps; lamented about it after (that he didn't do enough)
634.Jason Scott   10:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
635.Rory Blackadder*   10:27.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...2000  
636.Paulo Carvalho   10:28.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M212007Lakeport Honey, can  
637.Christopher "Stamand" St.Amand*   10:29.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
638.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz   10:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF182004Canadian, can  
639.Andrew Sadler*   10:29.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
640.Erika Bergman*   10:29.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F1996  
641.Aaron Reichert*   10:30.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM242004Canadian, can  
642.Jason Wedlake*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  I Tried Hard
643.Reid Black*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Captain of the 'B' Squad
644.Joe "JT" Turner*   10:31.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
645.Kathie Zeman   10:31.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF332009Lakeport Pilsner, can  
646.David "DK" Kelly   10:31.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M252011Boxer, can  Dressed as a soccer ref
647.Colin Barnett   10:32.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M222011  
648.Dave Spahich*   10:32.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM192003Export, can  
649.Andrew Garsch*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
650.Adam Thibodeau*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
651.Adam Mramor*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
652.Gary Edwards*   10:32.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
653.Jared "The Bear" Thomson   10:33.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Steeler, can  Just out of the medals
654.Trent Perrett   10:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  *vomit penalty lap
655.Andrea Dupont   10:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF252005Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
656.Allan Pribaz*   10:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
657.Toni Carlisle*   10:33.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Moosehead, can  Rookie, female bronze in debut
658.John Van Ryn*   10:33.9   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
659.Dan Way   10:34.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M262012Boxer, can  Most improved!
660.Rob Thomson*   10:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212005Old Milwaukee, can  I also did not like the 4th beer
661.Chad Jason*   10:35.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM272003Labatt's Blue, can  
662.Adrian Tilochand*   10:35.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Old Milwaukee, can  2nd straight 2nd place, feeling the need to win
663.Kaylie "Thunder BadAss" Iserhoff   10:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F192009Sleeman's Draught, can  first female and amazing pb from last race!
664.Cameron Tymstra*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :27,:76,:62,:113,:60,:157,:67,:77
665.Heather Graham*   10:39.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
666.Allan Pribaz*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
667.Alex "Babs" Babaris   10:39.5   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M212003Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, 3rd lap puker
668.Bob Dunlop   10:40.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM252013Old Milwaukee, can  Keeps pounding in the great times and beating PB's. Still a real fan favourite
669.Ryan O'Hagen*   10:42.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
670.Gordon Cameron*   10:42.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
671.Uri Gorodzinsky   10:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M362013Canadian, can  worse time than in 2009
672.Jamie McCully   10:44.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
673.Shawn "Pussy" Bowen   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lakeport, can  Drunk nurse
674.Kat "Last Name?" *   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F222005Moosehead, can  Do we have a last name?
675.Ken "The Kicker" Dick   10:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M322005Canadian, can  Pretty Smokin' for a Rookie Mile.
676.Adam Asquini*   10:45.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Rookie
677.Peter "I was runner up for the v-card" Mitchell*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Lonestar, can  Not bad for a sprinter who already loaded upon start of the race
678.Chris Napier*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
679.Badhi Schoueri*   10:47.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile1998  
680.Kevin Beatty*   10:47.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
681.Hans Hesse*   10:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM222006Canadian, can  :18,:91,:39,:97,:111,:104,:78,:110
682.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   10:48.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Barfed 6 times after crossing the finish line
683.Luigi "Weegie" D'Agnillo*   10:49.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM322003Old Milwaukee, can  
684.Michael Warner   10:49.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014  
685.Ryan Gustafson   10:50.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Budweiser, can  
686.Jeremy Porter*   10:50.3   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
687.Kirk "Saskapoon" Ewen   10:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Chocolate Milk,   PB, previous milk champ
688.Dennis Doherty*   10:51.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
689.Roger Moss   10:52.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
690.Keenan Miller   10:52.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M222004Berghoff Original, can  Worst beer ever...
691.Danny Rioux*   10:53.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
692.Derek Krauss*   10:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
693.Adam Blackadder*   10:54.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
694.Melinda    10:55.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011can  
695.Greggor Madden   10:55.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
696.Melinda Campbell   10:55.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF272011Budweiser, can  She's a machine
697.Brandon Jacobs   10:56.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
698.Andrew Jago   10:57.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202006Labbat's Blue, can  
699.Kim "gamble" Gamble*   10:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F222003Canadian, can  
700.Ryan "Lodi-Dodi" Lahti   10:58.1   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM182006rickards, can  ran barefoot, (Abebe Bikila style)
701.Bart Kalnay*   10:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
702.Dude Thompson*   10:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
703.Ian Harrison*   11:00.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
704.Shane Blackie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
705.Do Hickie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
706.Louis Bondy   11:00.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Schlitz, can  
707.Ian Carswell*   11:00.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M302006Canadian, can  
708.Lindsay Forget*   11:01.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF222004Old Milwaukee, can  I really needed that pot
709.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   11:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM2010Budweiser, can  One furry guy.
710.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
711.Pat McDonald*   11:02.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile1997  
712.Mike Sterling*   11:02.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
713.Adrian Tilochand*   11:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Lucky Lager, can  Spiderman
714.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi*   11:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Moosehead, can  
715.Andrew Boetto   11:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
716.Rob Fegan*   11:04.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
717.Jake Breuer   11:04.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M212006Labbat's Blue, can  
718.Fred    11:04.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
719.Adam "Neckbrace"    11:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M2011Schlitz, can  almost died the next night playing tag
720.Eric Giddings   11:04.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
721.Katrina "Red Headed Snippet" Huszarik   11:05.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF212007Laker, bottle  Women's CHAMPION
722.Devon    11:05.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM182004Labbat's Blue, can  
723.Felix Eigenbrod*   11:06.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
724.Nigel Grey*   11:07.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
725.Dave Spahich*   11:07.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Vienna, can  humbled
726.Erin "Higgerz in Paris" O'Higgins*   11:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F192013Alexander Keiths, can  Huge improvement despite a horribly slow pace on beer number 1
727.Luis Espenoza   11:08.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser, can  
728.Gord Welsh*   11:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  Wow did I puke
729.Mike Neilly*   11:08.2   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M222006Moosehead, can  Rookie, top male skier
730.Luis    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
731.Jason Leach*   11:09.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
732.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   11:09.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2420093 lakeport Ice, 1 Schlitz, can  Puked a few times and ran barefoot
733.Wet Spot    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
734.Drew Graham*   11:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
735.Savvas Frantzeskos*   11:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII1996  
736.Ryan Klassen*   11:10.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM252004Canadian, can  
737.Shane "Captain Canoon" Ferth*   11:11.1   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M252006Lakeport Pilsner, can  Fastest penalty lap (60s)
738.Tateishi "Yoda" Arthur   11:12.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM412011Moosehead, can  
739.Chuck Murphy*   11:12.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
740.Brad "Plaid Shirt"    11:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
741.Curtis Gadula*   11:13.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
742.Joe Linseman*   11:13.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM232003Carlsberg, can  cape, speedo, goggles
743.Milan Maljkovic   11:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
744.Allan Pribaz*   11:14.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
745.John    11:14.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2009Keith's, can  
746.Rob Preater   11:15.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
747.Bart Nichol*   11:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
748.Doug Smith*   11:17.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
749.Sarah McClennan*   11:17.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
750.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:17.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM372007Stella Artois, can  ***330 ml can
751.Michal "The Juggler" Kapral   11:18.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Budweiser, can  Penalty lap
752.Mark Arnott*   11:18.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
753.Jay Ruch*   11:20.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
754.J.D. Kelly*   11:20.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
755.Pissing Doucheman   11:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M262014Laker, can  Dressed in enough layers to double his weight. Brought enough alcohol to double his age
756.Jason Davenport*   11:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
757.Ian Reid*   11:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
758.Jeff "Dahmer" Archer   11:21.0   Kingston, ON The Kingston Mondo [Beer] MileM232014PC IPA, can  His beers were vile, and he painted the infield with vomit, but he managed a final 2 laps (including penalty) in a blistering 2:03
759.James *   11:21.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM2012can  
760.Chris "Matt's pal" Taylor   11:22.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Rookie, Penalty Lap
761.Ravinder Jag Rai*   11:22.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer Mile1998  
762.Joel Reid*   11:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
763.Mike Landell   11:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
764.Paula    11:22.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF422009Keith's, can  
765.Jeff Kiernan*   11:23.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
766.Sebastian Calvache   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
767.Doug "The Doctor" Scott   11:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M2009Old Milwaukee, can  The Doctor impresses us once again with his drinking abilities and should be an example for us all.
768.Jenn Eversley   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
769.Andrea Dupont   11:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Chocolate Milk,   
770.Frank Johnson*   11:24.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
771.Jon Kilcullen   11:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM262010Old Milwaukee, can  Sans-Vom.
772.Funky Monkey   11:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F472013Laker, can  Smashes H4 Female Beer Mile record, Puked within 30cm of finish
773.David Smith*   11:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
774.Ian Rankin   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Amsterdam Big Wheel Deluxe Amber, bottle  1st Beer Mile
775.Wes Dearborn   11:25.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Labbat's Blue, can  *vomit penalty lap
776.C J   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
777.Ray Sacuevo   11:28.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM382009Labatt's Blue, can  
778.Dan    11:29.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
779.Dan Way   11:29.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM242011Budweiser, can  
780.Chris [Unknown]*   11:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
781.Roger "the Dodger" Barker   11:30.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM672011Lakeport, can  
782.Derek Caveny*   11:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
783.Brian Nelson*   11:30.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
784.Atta Boy   11:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M472014Laker, bottle  Spent a lot of time with 7 hard inches in his hand and finished with an impressive spurt from behind
785.Corey "C-Palm" Palmer   11:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007Coors, bottle  He was drunk when he started... it isn't his fault.
786.Randy "RD" Fagan*   11:30.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM322003Labatt 50, can  
787.Chris "shitty Hamstring" Holt   11:30.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Laker, can  Pukeage
788.Dave Spahich   11:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  Mark's friend
789.Scott Young   11:31.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just an animal. Instead of a dress this year he brought regular clothes and the same winning attitude he inherited from his varsity rugby career
790.Reid Black*   11:32.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  I need a haircut
791.Noah Bass   11:32.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
792.Scott Garinther*   11:32.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
793.Jeannot Ouellette*   11:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :22,:85,:27,:95,:45,:99,:48,:92,:179 penalty lap
794.Allan Pribaz*   11:32.9   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
795.Allan Pribaz*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
796.Kirsten Querbach*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON F1995  
797.D Leahy*   11:34.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
798.David Dame*   11:34.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
799.Greg Ackroyd*   11:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
800.Drew Freeman*   11:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
801.Laura Walsh   11:35.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
802.Gina Wong   11:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F302012Sleeman Cream Ale, can  Beer Miler of the Year... Still the champ!
803.Shawn Perreault*   11:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
804.Shane "Canoon" Ferth   11:37.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M242005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
805.Scott Young   11:37.6   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just keeps pounding in the solid performances in 2011, a great season for the former piece of garbage.
806.Jennifer James*   11:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F1995  
807.Jeanette Collins*   11:38.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
808.Derek Caveny*   11:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
809.Vince Underager*   11:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
810.Paul Hammond   11:39.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M182006Labbat's Blue, can  
811.Stef [Unknown]*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
812.Doug Smith*   11:40.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
813.Andrew Stronach*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
814.Maren Garsch   11:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F262006Labbat's Blue, can  
815.Roger ""The Dodger"" Barker   11:40.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
816.Matt Flemming*   11:40.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
817.Patrick Store   11:41.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Canadian, can  
818.Ian "assman" Aseltine   11:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M262007Kokanee, can  
819.Gina Wong   11:42.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012F2012Grasshopper, can  
820.Maren Garsch*   11:42.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Good first effort
821.Steve Shigeishi*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
822.Neil [Unknown]*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
823.Andy Guitard*   11:44.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
824.Dianne Kapral*   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Molson Canadian, can  PB
825.Remko Noteboom*   11:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
826.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM392009Sleeman's Cream Ale, can  
827.Kayte McLeod*   11:50.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F192003Milwaukee's Best, can  I won ???
828.Craig Chapman*   11:51.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
829.Adam Gavine*   11:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
830.Kathie Zeman   11:52.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF312007Carlsberg, can  
831.Chris Fortier*   11:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
832.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   11:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Amazing party time shirt and bailed big time
833.Chris    11:54.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
834.Chris Kelly   11:54.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Moosehead, can  
835.Allan Pribaz*   11:54.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
836.Bob Dunlop   11:54.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M242011Steamwhistle, can  Shorts, way too short, huge bozo
837.Nigel Gray*   11:54.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
838.Dennis Trips   11:55.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
839.Kathleen    11:56.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011can  
840.Kathleen Thompson   11:56.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF272011Budweiser, can  
841.Shawn Brady*   11:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
842.Matt Partrige*   11:56.2   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
843.Roger Barker   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM652009Lakeport Honey, can  
844.Angelo Calcafuoco   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Labbat's Blue, can  
845.Chris Singh   11:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
846.Brett Lumley*   11:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
847.Talyor Walker   11:58.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
848.Roger Barker   11:59.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM632007Canadian, can  
849.Allan Bermingham*   12:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  My head is shaved for speed
850.Weston C. "The Animal" Dawkins*   12:00.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  Best Dressed!!!
851.Kip Sigsworth*   12:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
852.John Salvadore*   12:00.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
853.Dave "Slow & Steady" Dunne   12:00.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M352008Canadian, can  Ran clean
854.Nick Croker*   12:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM192004Moosehead, bottle  Popped his Beer Mile cherry
855.Greg "Guns" Golenia   12:02.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Miller Genuine Draft, bottle  
856.Matt McInnes*   12:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
857.Scott Moncur*   12:02.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
858.Tamer Aburamadan*   12:02.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM202004Canadian, bottle  
859.Jacob Muirhead   12:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
860.Alice *   12:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
861.Tim Francis*   12:03.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
862.Adam "Neckbrace"    12:03.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M2011  Almost died that night playing tag after the bar
863.Jason Carrier*   12:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  This was a lot harder than I thought it would be
864.David "Bikerack" Kelly   12:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M252011Gold Strong, can  trying to have a WR with Gold strong. It's 8% and he hated it
865.Allan Pribaz*   12:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
866.Zig Zag *   12:07.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
867.Neil McCourt*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
868.Chris Napier*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
869.Jon "Plastic Bed Sheets" Ennis*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Team Magnum
870.Rob    12:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
871.Rob Campbell   12:09.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM512011Yankee Jim, can  
872.Dave Potter*   12:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
873.Kathleen Thompson   12:10.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Steamwhistle, can  Solid beer technique
874.Brad Young*   12:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
875.Will Argue   12:11.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  
876.Gavin "loose arms" Hatheway*   12:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Budweiser, can  Debut, crushing his brother's best time
877.Chris "Slut" Brens   12:12.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Lucky, can  Puked
878.Peter Laratta   12:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
879.Scott "Do It" Waller   12:12.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
880.Katrina Huszarik   12:13.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F182004Berghoff Original, can  I came, I saw, I gave 'er
881.Dave Palma*   12:14.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
882.Scott    12:14.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM222004Labbat's Blue, can  
883.Les "The Colonel" Richards*   12:15.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM292003Old Milwaukee, can  
884.Mike Melaney*   12:15.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
885.Dennis Karadadas   12:16.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
886.Cleve Thorson*   12:17.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M252006Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie?
887.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes*   12:17.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Canadian, can  Drunken dash winner (11.8s)
888.Dominic Liao   12:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
889.Marc "Marcusus" Adams*   12:19.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM382003Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
890.Rory Blackadder*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...1999  
891.Tim Francis*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
892.Mike Patterson*   12:19.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
893.Dave Zachariah   12:19.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM302013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fastest runner of the event. Couldn't get the beers down fast enough. Didn't think he would finish but pulled the trigger, downed the last beer and puts in a solid time on his first try.
894.Diana Charabin*   12:20.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  I am a tank
895.Andrea Dupont   12:20.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F252006Chocolate Milk,   Female milk champ
896.Chris Bastie*   12:21.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
897.Bill Holmes*   12:22.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
898.Chantal Gangne   12:22.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileF212006Unknown, can  no pukeage
899.Vincent Goodfellow*   12:22.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM262005Old Milwaukee, can  Napoleon is not a good chugger
900.Zeman "Z" Kathie   12:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF362011Budweiser, can  vomit penalty lap
901.Jamie "This girl is on Fiiire!" Bosomworth   12:24.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Budweiser, can  
902.James Cash   12:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
903.Steve Antenucci*   12:27.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
904.Allan Pribaz*   12:28.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
905.Liz "Lizard" Van Every   12:28.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F212009Mclays, bottle  Penalty Lap. Disappointing finish, had the chance for a pb but puked and lost her composure.
906.Bryan Coady*   12:30.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   ran barefoot, drank tall cans, AND had to do a penalty lap
907.Heather ""Honey "" Brown   12:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008can  
908.Jonathan Correia   12:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
909.Jason Davenport*   12:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  Ski masks make me aerodynamic
910.Anthony Paniccia*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
911.Michael Egan*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
912.Mark Kitely*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
913.Ryan "Oakie" Ouckama*   12:31.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Labatt's Blue, can  Team Heartthrob
914.Mark "Representing the Rowers" Busterfield   12:31.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M222008Coors, can  
915.Stunt Boobs   12:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M352014Old Milwaukee, can  PB: Failed to equal his time once again. Fortunately for him, negatively this time.
916.Corbin "Elderly" Johnston   12:33.0   Kingston, ON The Kingston Mondo [Beer] MileM222014Coors Banquet, can  Corbin had a fun time
917.Carrie Malcomson*   12:34.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
918.James "goose" Gosselin   12:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM262004Canadian, can  penalty lap (naked)
919.Stunt Boobs   12:34.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M352013Laker, can  Aimed for less than 10 minutes, broke his PB by less than 10 seconds
920.Andrew Jago*   12:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM182005Old Milwaukee, can  C'mon I'm only a youthie
921.Russell Horsey*   12:35.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
922.Eric "no car" Elliott   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM232004black label, can  puked
923.Ashley "Letdown" Perry*   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Canadian, can  Puked
924.Dilek Dag   12:37.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet, can  
925.Jeff Strachan*   12:37.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
926.Josh Hanson*   12:37.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
927.Joel Sanderi*   12:37.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Moosehead, can  Rookie, international representation
928.Riley Monsour*   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :26,:91,:53,:105,:111,:99,:204,:71
929.Chris Schreiber*   12:40.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
930.Jason York   12:40.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM222006Unknown, can  no pukeage
931.Alejandro Mejia   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
932.Sam Nash*   12:41.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
933.Nick "Where's My Boat" Reaume   12:41.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M222008Coors, can  
934.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M352013Keith's IPA, can  First timed BM
935.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M352013President's Choice (seriously), can  Mr. Consistency. Matches PB to the second. Posh Beer,
936.Laura Thompson   12:43.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
937.Doofus "pettie" Peterson   12:43.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM2004Canadian, can  penalty lap
938.Joel Reid*   12:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
939.Adam Voogel   12:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
940.Dave Potter*   12:45.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
941.Jeff May*   12:45.0   Windsor, ON M2000  
942.Jon "no liver" Coleman   12:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
943.Bryan Ashbourne*   12:48.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
944.Chris Bolton*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
945.Simon Francis*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
946.Mike Patterson*   12:49.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M222003Old Milwaukee, can  God im getting old
947.Chris Griffen*   12:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
948.Doug Smith*   12:50.2   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
949.Caleb Suter*   12:51.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
950.Kim "gamble" Gamble   12:51.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF232004Canadian, can  
951.Joel Reid*   12:52.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
952.R J Schuler*   12:52.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F222003Milwaukee's Best, can  Had a very nice puke
953.Rob West*   12:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
954.Neil McCourt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
955.Stefan Schmidt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
956.John "sideways" Hughes   12:54.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Dos Equis, bottle  
957.Jayson Bowerman*   12:54.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
958.Tim Colson*   12:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
959.Cami Fraser*   12:55.0   Kingston, ON F1995  
960.Sean Kerr*   12:55.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  I'll do better next time
961.Just Sheldon   12:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M232013Heineken, can  Wants it to be known he ran in jeans. Technical DQ for drinking pussy European 330ml beers.
962.Holly *   12:56.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileF2012can  
963.Ryan O'Hagan*   12:57.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  First loser to the women's champ
964.Jason Yorke   12:58.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM202005labatt 50, can  
965.Mike Sterling*   12:58.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
966.Joe Linseman*   12:58.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
967.Michael Warner   13:00.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M442013Steamwhistle, can  
968.Corbin Johnson   13:00.0   Toronto, ON Toronto July BeermileM2014PC Lager, can  
969.Unknown *   13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
970.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
971.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
972.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
973.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
974.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
975.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
976.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
977.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
978.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
979.Charlotte Dunlap*   13:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F192013Canadian, can  She was amped up and it showed in her very respectable time
980.Dave Depiero   13:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM262009Budweiser, can  Just plain sexy
981.Heather "Honey" Brown   13:01.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF352009Canadian, can  
982.Matt "B." Barrett   13:02.0   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM182006rickards, can  his sideburns may have slown him down.
983.Matt Roach*   13:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Canadian, can  Good effort in his first ever beer mile.
984.Brian "Friggin' Northan" Northan*   13:03.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM282003Old Milwaukee, can  
985.Chris Napier*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
986.Alex Parker*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
987.Chris "I Love Uphills" Nichols   13:03.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M242008Coors, can  Rookie Mile
988.Duncan Rowe*   13:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004can  Penalty Lap
989.Jon Adernetto*   13:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Part of the 250 lbs. club
990.Stephen Shigeishi*   13:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
991.Mark Miller*   13:05.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :25,:86,:65,:110,:117,:102,:177,:103
992.Neil McCourt*   13:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
993.John Tidball*   13:05.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  winner of the 100 m Drunken Dash AND Podium Chug
994.Denis Healy*   13:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
995.Scott Reaume*   13:08.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
996.Steve Biggs   13:08.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Keith's, can  *vomit penalty lap
997.Caleb Suter*   13:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
998.Bob Dunlop   13:10.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM242011Meatwhistle, can  Wore a dress, it was gross, held the barf in like usual and finished with a solid time. A real fan favourite.
999.Mark Wooley*   13:11.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM412003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, definate room for improvement.
1000.Ben Schwepps*   13:11.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Labbat's Blue, can  
1001.Darryl Kielec   13:12.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M322004can  Worse than Last time! D'Oh!
1002.Karen Gleeson   13:12.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Budweiser, can  
1003.Ashley "Ashbash" Perry   13:13.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M232006Lonestar, can  What a gay nickname
1004.Jason Symington   13:13.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
1005.Paulo Monte*   13:13.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M262006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Warm up for Toronto
1006.Derek Sarafini*   13:14.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1007.Channa Khamragi   13:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1008.Heather "H-Mac" McLeod*   13:15.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileF192001Stroh's, can  The only woman!!!! Damn the skirt clause
1009.Matt Reid*   13:15.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM232004Canadian, can  
1010.Joel Reid*   13:15.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1011.John Simon*   13:15.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1012.Eric Giddings   13:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1013.Spring Holter   13:15.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Budweiser, can  
1014.Tim Colson*   13:15.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  This aint no singles race
1015.Drinks Like A Girl   13:17.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1016.Mark Watson*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1017.Zander Parker*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1018.Emma Ferguson*   13:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1019.John Kelly*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1020.Savvas Frantzeskos*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
1021.Gina "Action" Jackson   13:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F242004can  Penalty Lap, PB
1022.Dave "Old Man" Witiluk   13:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M222009Canadian, bottle  Penalty Lap. The Old Man had an impressive race despite a lot of vomiting.
1023.Joe Ho   13:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
1024.Heather Brown*   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Budweiser, can  PB
1025.Dave Bolan*   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1026.Hugo Reyes   13:24.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1027.Mark Conelly*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1028.Bart Kalnay*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1029.Alex Sproll   13:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM362009Molson Canadian, can  
1030.Richard Kelland   13:26.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M292010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  50% improvement over last year!
1031.Colin Rhodes   13:27.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Chocolate Milk,   
1032.Craig "Brampton Transit" Sim   13:27.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Canadian, can  Puked like a mother fucker
1033.New Shoez   13:27.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1034.New Shoez    13:28.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1035.Andrew "I Can't Believe I Puked" Shufelt   13:29.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M342008Labbat's Blue, can  Penalty Lap
1036.Ryan    13:30.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1037.Ryan Wilson   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Molson Canadian, can  
1038.Javier Rank   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1039.Jeff Kiernan*   13:30.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1040.Chris St. Amand*   13:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1041.Brad Thomas*   13:32.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1042.Dave Potter*   13:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1043.Jay Hussak*   13:33.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  That was a lot harder than I expected
1044.Dave Depiero   13:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM282010Old Milwaukee, can  Maybe a puker?
1045.Danielle Sheahan   13:34.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F262013Steamwhistle, bottle  first to puke followed by an amazing comeback to 4th.
1046.Cass "The Hospitalizer" Evans   13:34.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Stella, bottle  He's gonna break your ankles
1047.Matt Demeo*   13:35.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1048.Omar Hafez*   13:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1049.Kevin Beatty*   13:36.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1050.Sydney "low blow" Lowe*   13:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F202013Budweiser, can  Gutted out her first race with the team in a while
1051.Alex Magdanz   13:37.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Chocolate Milk,   
1052.Dustin "Dusty" Demille   13:37.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Laker, can  *vomit penalty lap
1053.Wes Moore*   13:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
1054.T Brown*   13:39.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1055.David Gerhardt   13:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1056.Bob Westman*   13:41.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M222003Old Milwaukee, can  My 48 speed did not help me one bit
1057.Scott "Uncle" Reid   13:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Canadian, can  This guy sucks, rocked a couple barfs after finishing
1058.Jay "Can I drink soda water please?" Brecher   13:42.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Club Soda, can  Penalty lap
1059.Simon Hoggett*   13:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1060.Chris Napier*   13:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1061.Jeff Strachan*   13:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1062.Ray Sacuevo   13:44.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Labatt Blue, can  Two minutes slower than last year!
1063.Greg Hornblower*   13:44.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1064.Doug    13:45.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1065.Doug Kells   13:45.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Molson Canadian, can  
1066.Tara Lohmann*   13:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
1067.Caroline K*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182003Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1068.Sasha Hodder*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F222003Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1069.Roger Moss   13:45.5   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser, can  
1070.Roger    13:46.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1071.Cass Evans   13:46.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1072.Tom Zverina*   13:47.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1073.Rory Blackadder*   13:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
1074.John Simon*   13:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1075.Scott [Unknown]*   13:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1076.Juliann Desjardins   13:49.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182006Labbat's Blue, can  
1077.Justin Smith*   13:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M212002Stroh's, can  Stroh's BLOWS
1078.Joel Musial   13:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1079.O'Brien Gibbons*   13:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile1999  
1080.Kevin Beatty*   13:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1081.Mark Mohamed   13:52.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Spritz up (soda pop), can  Rookie Mile, to much carbonation in pop
1082.Chris D'Estere*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  That was fucking tough
1083.Ashley Korman*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  My hips hurt
1084.Colin Playle   13:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1085.Sue Holland*   13:54.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
1086.Alec "Thompson" Proudfoot*   13:55.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Lakeport Honey, can  His goal was to not come last. Mission accomplished
1087.Brian Stasiak*   13:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1088.Brett Snider   14:00.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1089.Joe Hoe*   14:00.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I am not the jack of this trade
1090.Greg Thomas*   14:00.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1091.Chris Lee   14:01.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Mixed Bag, can  1st Beer Mile
1092.D Waite*   14:01.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1093.Dan Zinzer*   14:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Carlsberg, can  
1094.Ben Reentovich   14:02.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Labbat's Blue, can  
1095.Halfwit    14:02.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F362014Steamwhistle, can  Destroys PB.
1096.Allan Pribaz*   14:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1097.Josh Wilson*   14:06.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM192004can  
1098.Tom Beale*   14:08.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1099.Tim Durocher*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1100.Caroline Shilhan*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileF1997  
1101.Andrew Spencer*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1102.Steve Shigeishi*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1103.Mark "I beat Irondad" Linseman*   14:11.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM162001Stroh's, can  
1104.Allen "Kung Fu" Kim*   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :19,:87,:66,:111,:180,:122,:73,:91,:104 penalty lap
1105.Derrick Ritwinzky   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1106.Mike Aquino   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1107.Nick Daube*   14:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1108.Elliot "Big Head" Burger   14:14.8   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Black Ice, can  Rookie Mile, lots of vomit
1109.Mark Kiteley*   14:15.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
1110.David "Bike Rack" Kelly   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM232009Labatt Blue, can  Wore a soccer ref's uniform and yellow-carded DNF guy for being too emo and DNF'ing, also a puker
1111.Ben Zaporzan   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M202009Heineken, can  
1112.Grant Strachan*   14:16.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1113.Johanna Evers   14:17.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF282011Amsterdam blonde, bottle  
1114.Johanna    14:18.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011bottle  
1115.Arden Beddoes*   14:18.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM222004Old Milwaukee, can  What's beer again?
1116.Mike Midmer*   14:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1117.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight*   14:18.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  PB, 1st jumper
1118.Kan Singh*   14:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X1998  
1119.Brad Young*   14:20.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1120.Cory Fearon*   14:20.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #11999  
1121.Colin Ward*   14:21.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1122.Scott Garinther*   14:23.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1123.Mark Arsenault*   14:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1124.Jason "100m kick" Milliquet   14:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M182004can  Came with nothing, borrowed shoes/spandex/beer!
1125.Mark Arsenault*   14:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1126.Kevin "Wore a hockey jersey" Karlsen   14:27.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M192004can  Loved being last place
1127.Jakeb Ambeau   14:30.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM82010Juice boxes,   Woohoo. Nice dress!
1128.Heather "H-Mac" McLoed*   14:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF202002Export, can  
1129.Casket Case   14:31.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M342013Keith's IPA, can  
1130.Max Cowlen*   14:32.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Barfed cherries and grapes
1131.New Shoez   14:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M2013Heineken, can  Technical DNF for drinking European pussy 330ml beers
1132.Chris Rasmussen*   14:33.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Longest flowing puke of the night
1133.Lisa "The Lazer" Alaimo   14:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F202009Canadian, bottle  Impressive finish for the Lazer. She has great untapped potential as a beermiler
1134.Johanna Evers   14:35.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileF262009Amsterdam Blonde, bottle  top female in inaugural Rat Beer Mile
1135.Mike Williams*   14:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1136.Wesley Moore*   14:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1137.Paul Martin*   14:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1138.Rob Richer*   14:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :26,:91,:52,:125,:85,:121,:181,:93,:103 penalty lap
1139.Pat Janeczek*   14:37.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1140.Mike Midmer*   14:37.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1141.Mark Arsenault*   14:39.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
1142.Drew "burnsie" Grahame   14:42.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM242004Steeler, can  
1143.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   14:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M242010Molson Canadian, can  No longer feeling victory in his blood
1144.Rob Campbell   14:43.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
1145.Damian Antonio*   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
1146.Jon "Jonny M" Markiewicz   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M242005Molson Canadian, can  Walked It
1147.Quentin Osborne*   14:45.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1148.Blain Kelly*   14:45.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Canadian, can  
1149.Mark Arsenault*   14:45.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1150.Blain Kelly*   14:47.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Canadian, can  penalty lap
1151.Jeff Bone*   14:48.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M212004Stroh's, can  got to the line from Windsor just in time
1152.Jeff Blair*   14:48.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1153.Mark Linseman*   14:51.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1154.Connor Teskey*   14:54.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1155.Dan Way   14:55.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1156.Adam McKinnon*   14:56.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1157.Sasha Bond*   14:56.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  At least I finished
1158.Shannon Hunt*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
1159.Bill Petrcich*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1160.Trefor Evans   14:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1161.Scott "Scooter" Curry*   14:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM282003Labatt 50, can  
1162.Johanna Evers   14:58.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2F2010Amsterdam Natural Blojnde Lager, bottle  First Female-Vomitted
1163.Corey Beckett   14:58.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Lakeport Honey, can  
1164.Grant Strachan*   14:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1165.Diamond Duck   14:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M432013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PB - 6 minutes quicker than previous, perhaps as he didn't have to worry about LiD being locked in his trunk this time
1166.Ryan Blatchford   15:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007bottle  
1167.Kaylie Iserhoff   15:05.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF212010Canadian, can  Great projectile
1168.Melanie "fish tank" Mclean   15:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F202009variety pack, can  Penalty Lap. This lady showed up as a spectator and decided to race despite a bad cold. In her prime she has the potential to break world records!
1169.Bob Dunlop*   15:05.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M222010Budweiser, can  Biggest barf of the event, held off until the end
1170.Dave Creighton*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1171.Steve Shigeishi*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1172.Pete Steponaitis*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1173.Shannon Coles*   15:07.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF202002Export, can  
1174.Jen Roberts   15:08.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1175.Airtight in a Swordfight    15:08.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M222014Laker Lager, can  PB; Speed walked first three laps, ran last lap
1176.celestialspeedster    15:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Chocolate Milk, cup  Stomach made cheese hours later.
1177.Gary Hastings*   15:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
1178.Chris Courtemanche*   15:10.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006  
1179.Dave Scott   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Taped to Dimeji
1180.Dimejilow Olowojoyelu   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1181.Mike Midmer*   15:15.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1182.Kevin Beatty*   15:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1183.Conor McKaignay*   15:19.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1184.Andrew Lahey*   15:19.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  Rookie
1185.Kelly-Lynn Spretigue   15:20.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Chocolate Milk,   
1186.Erin McNeill   15:21.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
1187.Thomas Parker   15:22.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Rum & Coke, can  First place in the Muslim Appreciation Mile
1188.Suzanne Garrett*   15:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF1996  
1189.Ashley Korman*   15:25.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  At least I beat Sam
1190.Andrew M*   15:26.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM172002Export, can  
1191.Chris Saunders*   15:27.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
1192.Jake Breuer*   15:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Next time I am training
1193.Melissa Lippert   15:28.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet, can  Penalty lap
1194.Mike Whitehead*   15:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1195.Alberto Picard-Ami   15:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Tallboys
1196.Chris James*   15:31.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1197.Ian "No Comment" Westra   15:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Penalty Lap, PB
1198.Steve Bentley*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
1199.Mark Kitely*   15:32.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1200.Chris Singh*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :34,:94,:92,:109,:179,:128,:210,:86
1201.Brad Thomas*   15:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1202.Brian Ashbourne*   15:33.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I like fighting
1203.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings   15:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lucky, can  Terrible race, couldn't hold her down
1204.Natasha Lane   15:35.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008  
1205.Peter Raimondo   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1206.Mike Zeljckovic   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1207.Jeff Strachan*   15:37.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1208.Navin Chari   15:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1209.Matt Prior*   15:38.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  penalty lap
1210.Sam Healey*   15:38.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F212013Canadian, can  Hates beer but gutted it out like a champ
1211.Chris Rasmussen*   15:40.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  WORE A THONG
1212.Karen Belfall*   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F182006Labatt Blue, can  Rookie, game-time switch to beer
1213.Josh "saggy pant" Mosco   15:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M192007Carling, can  
1214.Kirk "Saskatchewanee" Ewen   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
1215.Mr. Pink   15:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M332013Laker, can  Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
1216.Allan Pribaz*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1217.Colin Ward*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1218.Jamie Chisholm*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
1219.Grant Strachan*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1220.Bart Kalnay*   15:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1221.Chris Gilbert*   15:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1222.Andrea "Shouldn't Have Kicked" Harrington   15:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4F332005Kieths, can  10m from the line &...oh, oh
1223.Dave Mika   15:46.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Laker, can  
1224.Michael Cook   15:46.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Molson Canadian, bottle  "The victory was almost as sweet as the beer I regurgitated."
1225.Shawn Vanclief*   15:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1226.Jean-Nicholas Duval*   15:50.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1227.Mike Tanowicz*   15:51.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1228.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   15:51.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M272011Molson export, bottle  
1229.Mike Wierech   15:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1230.Grant Strachan*   15:58.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1231.Wet Spot   15:59.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1232.Funky Monkey    16:00.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F472014Laker Pilsner, can  Puked after third beer; claimed to have puked a dozen times.
1233.Geoff Randall*   16:01.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1234.Max Cowlen*   16:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL: of beer
1235.Mamrian U   16:01.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1236.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   16:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1237.Topher Morris*   16:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Who invented this?
1238.Dave Collins*   16:05.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1239.Darrell "18 Minute Beater" Wright   16:07.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM322010Innis and Gun, can  VIKING! puker.
1240.Jeff Strachan*   16:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1241.Shawn Brady*   16:10.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1242.Andrew Davis*   16:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1243.Jeff Strachan*   16:12.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1244.Grant Strachan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1245.Martha Sirdevan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
1246.Amanda Boyle*   16:12.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F262006  
1247.Colin Ward*   16:16.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1248.Mark Arsenault*   16:16.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
1249.Caroline K   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1250.Michelle Furbacher   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1251.Kat Edwards*   16:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileF222004  
1252.Sean "Red Squirrel" Roper   16:17.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM372011Budweiser, can  
1253.Geoffrey "Shoebacca" Shoesmith*   16:17.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1254.Alex    16:18.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM182004Labbat's Blue, can  
1255.Phillipe M   16:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1256.Lucas V.*   16:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1257.Amelie Lesser   16:27.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F212008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1258.Jason Van Wyngarden*   16:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Many girls beat me
1259.Mindy Foise*   16:27.5   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F1995  
1260.Jay "Boots" Boot   16:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
1261.Darren Bibby   16:29.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 22010Alexander Keiths Indian Pale Ale, can  Vomitted
1262.J Hayes*   16:29.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1263.Uncle Phil [Unknown]*   16:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
1264.Not without her Shoes    16:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...F2010Moosehead, can  
1265.A Brooks*   16:30.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1266.Paul Mora   16:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Waterloo Dark, bottle  
1267.Connor Sedweich   16:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1268.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   16:30.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M242010Molson Canadian, can  5 metres short of 4th place, could not hold the barf in
1269.Rob Auld*   16:30.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1270.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald   16:34.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Penalty Lap
1271.Graeme Cowlen   16:34.8   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM342011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Pure meatball, barfed on his last sip of beer and claims to have given up on his dream after that.
1272.Alwaleed Osman*   16:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile1999  
1273.Kazoo    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1274.New Shoez    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1275.David Creighton*   16:37.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1276.Sam Uchmak*   16:37.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  WAY better than last time
1277.Matthew Gustafson   16:38.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009can  
1278.Sheila Dyer   16:40.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1279.Shawn Smith*   16:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1280.Jake Gauthier*   16:40.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Miller High Life, can  
1281.Graydon Raymer*   16:42.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1282.Erin "Sask" Sask   16:43.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileF202004Labbat's Blue, can  4 beers for this girl
1283.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   16:44.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M272011  
1284.Mark Aldham   16:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1285.Colin Ward*   16:45.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1286.Kristen C   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1287.Peter Miskiel   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1288.Julio K   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1289.Ian MacKinnon*   16:48.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Moosehead, can  Rookie
1290.Cougar    16:49.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...F2010Moosehead, can  
1291.Jeff Strachan*   16:50.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1292.Matt Pickel*   16:50.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1293.Dan "Little Bitch" L-L   16:51.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Keiths, can  Rookie Mile, had to work an hour after
1294.A Sills*   16:52.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1295.John Asmis   16:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1296.Ian Armstrong*   17:00.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1297.Bart Nichol*   17:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1298.Chris Elliot*   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
1299.Laura Pearson   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F232005Molson Canadian, can  Female Champ, PB
1300.Matt Thompson*   17:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1301.Becky Carr   17:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF202009Budweiser, can  Did the 3 beer mile, and ran a PB, also ran barefoot
1302.Celia "Upchuck" Peters   17:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F182006Canadian, can  Top female, puked upon finish
1303.Rohan Pawne   17:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1304.Matt Barrett   17:06.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1305.Brown "The Fez" Heather   17:11.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF382011Budweiser, can  
1306.Kevin    17:11.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1307.Kevin Curnock   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser & 1 red rocket, can  
1308.Travis Coulter   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1309.Dennis "heals" Healy   17:14.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM262004Old Mill, can  triple jump included
1310.Kevin Davis   17:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
1311.Thorn    17:15.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Screw Driver, bottle  Showed strong drink mixing skills.
1312.Pia Eastwood*   17:15.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  This is FUN !!!
1313.Patrick Jones   17:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1314.Andrew Stronach*   17:16.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1315.Heather "Browner" Brown   17:18.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF342007can  time includes penalty lap
1316.Nikita Dawe   17:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1317.Nick Daube*   17:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1318.Dadan Goulet*   17:20.1   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
1319.Laura "Fast" Andrighetti   17:21.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F212006Canadian, can  Good outing
1320.Julie Lau   17:21.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet,   Penalty lap
1321.B VanderVliet*   17:21.5   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1322.Josh Schwartz*   17:24.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Hates Stroh's with a passion
1323.Mark Arsenault*   17:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1324.Mike Aquino   17:24.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1325.Chris Allington*   17:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1326.Chris McKinnon*   17:26.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
1327.Scott Young*   17:26.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Brand new shoes
1328.Nick Wolynsky*   17:26.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M252006Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
1329.Alan "Pukie"    17:27.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M282011Budweiser, can  puked after the race!
1330.Melissa Buchan*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF1996  
1331.Allan Pribaz*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1332.Melinda Campbell   17:28.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012F2012Budweiser, can  
1333.Billy Strachan*   17:28.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M172002Stroh's, can  I'm on alcoholic probation why am I in a beer mile
1334.Nicolas Zuriga   17:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1335.Byron Goodwin*   17:32.2   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1336.Tom Bima*   17:33.6   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1337.Daryl Fillion*   17:33.7   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1338.Phil Brownhill   17:35.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Lucky, can  
1339.Emma Ferguson   17:35.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1340.Matt Bouchard*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1341.Colin Ward*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1342.Jon Cescon*   17:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1343.Brandon Lee   17:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1344.Colin Ward*   17:44.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1345.Heather McLeod*   17:45.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF242006Lucky, can  (Penalty) A trooper to the very end
1346.Kurt "The Hurt" Kenny*   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M262007Lakeport, can  A wise man once said,
1347.Rob Moore   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M322009Old Milwaukee, can  It is rumoured he did tall cans...
1348.Peter Ciglenec   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M342013Labatt Blue, can  
1349.Rachael Benton*   17:48.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  I hate you Pete
1350.Emma "Dilemma" Iserhoff   17:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF82009Gatorade, cup  This young girl wanted a shot at this race and blew everybody away! Downing 1/4 liter per lap, she blew the rest of the competition away! Watch out world, in a few years she will be setting records! Penalty Lap
1351.Chris Hamilton   17:48.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M202009Alexander Keith's, can  He needs to spend more time with the running team, then perhaps he'll learn the beermiling ways.
1352.Corey Beckett   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1353.Allan Williams   17:49.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M482013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
1354.Colleen "Cooleener" Forde*   17:50.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F202006Schlitz, can  Rookie
1355.Greg "Another Hutch" Hutchinson*   17:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie? Slowest fastest runner
1356.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   17:52.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Moosehead, can  
1357.Matt Rooke   17:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  Last Male
1358.Pat To*   17:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Was in a suit
1359.John Kelly*   17:54.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1360.David Petrie   17:54.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M272013Budweiser, can  only male of the group to do the extra lap.
1361.Steve "Captain Falcon" DeFalco   17:56.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1362.Christopher "The Cow Man" Gaudreau   17:56.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM192009Upper Canada, bottle  This cow came close to catching Emma. He's alright for a first timer. Penalty Lap.
1363.Michael De Laet   17:57.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1364.Wayne McIntyre   17:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Schlitz TALL BOYS, can  Rookie
1365.Guillermo O'Byrne   17:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1366.Pissing Doucheman   17:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M252013Budweiser, can  Forced to finish unfinsished cans at finish.
1367.Laura Robson*   18:00.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1368.Darrell Wright   18:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
1369.Mike "Stoney" Livingstone*   18:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Budweiser, can  Mario Lemieux Jofa
1370.Derek Caveny*   18:04.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1371.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   18:05.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  penalty lap
1372.Tristan Laycock   18:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M182008  
1373.Cory Fearon*   18:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #21999  
1374.Neil Hampson*   18:13.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1375.Nine Up the Back Straight   18:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M342014Milwaukee, can  PB: Finally full Kingston graduate. Virgin BMer in every sense. Underestimated Beer Mile difficulty leading to large amount of minutes squating like an Uzbek. Had to work so hard to beat contemporary and vastly more unfit...
1376.Cougar    18:14.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1377.Pissing Doucheman   18:16.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M262013Molson Export, can  Spectacular post race puke
1378.Chris Arnott   18:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Budweiser,   
1379.L Baudoin*   18:16.9   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1380.Andrew Jago*   18:17.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM172004Old Milwaukee, can  I am 17 give me a break
1381.Aidan Mueller   18:17.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1382.Tom Wanks   18:19.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M372014Laker, can  PB: Grown back virgin. Smoker. First mile ran in... well, cumulative life to date...
1383.Ray Comeau*   18:21.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1384.Craig Joleka*   18:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1385.Paulo Monte   18:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M252005Molson Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
1386.Jenn Eversley   18:23.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F202008Canadian,   
1387.Rob Moses*   18:26.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1388.Dual Shitizenship   18:29.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M532013Canadian, can  Spectacular finishing straght vomit. Tried to use it as pick up technique with general public
1389.Jose C   18:31.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1390.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald*   18:31.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Best male puke
1391.Mora "RUNGEEK" Paul   18:33.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Hard Lager, can  
1392.Dave Spahich*   18:35.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM212005Guinness, can  440 ml cans
1393.Mike "Good Looking" McRae   18:35.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  
1394.Rob Moses*   18:36.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1395.MC de Beer   18:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1396.Matt Kloske*   18:39.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1397.Mark Aldham   18:39.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey, can  
1398.Christina Parfitt*   18:40.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1399.Andrew Montreal*   18:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1400.Aura Idgen*   18:42.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1401.S Lewis*   18:44.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1402.Max Cowlen*   18:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM242009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL of beer
1403.Ashley Korman*   18:48.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  I get slower every time I do one
1404.Peter Sockorski*   18:51.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1405.Amanda Dame*   18:51.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3F322004Labbat's Blue, can  Women's Mile, First time, nice!
1406.Dom McPherson   18:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1407.J Demeo*   18:54.7   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1408.Michael Cook   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Steam Whistle, bottle  Drank 3 pints of beer before race.
1409.Fernando Rocha   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1410.Steve "Oh Hey!!!" Bice*   19:01.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
1411.David "Shieldsboy" Shields*   19:02.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1412.Michael "Holman" Holman*   19:03.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1413.Matt Dodds*   19:03.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1414.Richard Ren   19:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1415.Diapor    19:07.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Lakeport Honey Lager, can  Slow but steady.
1416.Rob Berg*   19:08.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1417.Mark Arsenault*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1418.Suzanne Garrett*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF1997  
1419.Greg Viecioreh*   19:13.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1420.Chris Tuff   19:15.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Lakeport Honey, can  
1421.Stan Yoo   19:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M182008Lakeport Honey, can  
1422.Aidan Solala   19:20.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1423.James Wilkinson*   19:24.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1424.Halfwit    19:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F352014Steamwhistle, can  PB: More than halves BM PB despite snow on track approximately half her height in places. Now officially competitive
1425.Luis Ramirez   19:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1426.Airtight in a Swordfight   19:27.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M122013Steamwhistle, can  Beat Shampoo on third time of asking
1427.Matt [Unknown]*   19:29.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1428.Kyle Knight*   19:30.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Export, can  great sideburns
1429.Jen Roberts*   19:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F192003Milwaukee's Best, can  I like rowing better
1430.Sheila Dyer   19:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Best Girl!
1431.John Mackenzie*   19:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M182002Stroh's, can  Swears he wasn't last
1432.Bill Petrcich*   19:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1433.Double Header   19:44.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  
1434.Rob Scobie*   19:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1435.Ray Comeau*   19:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1436.Junaid W   19:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1437.Mike Aquino   19:51.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Budweiser, can  
1438.Alexis Tsang*   19:54.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I did it, its over
1439.Sarah "Captain Buns" Snable*   19:56.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F242006Labatt Blue, can  PB
1440.Kaylie "3/4" Iserhoff   19:57.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...F2011Lakeport Ice, can  got a red card (two yellows) by DK. One for going too slow and one for the discovery of an un-finished beer in the post race inspection
1441.Reuben Bakker*   19:59.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1442.Leslie Tabler*   20:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  At least I finished
1443.Ruthie Cooke*   20:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF222003Export, can  owns 4:51 mile PB
1444.John Daniel McNeil   20:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Lakeport Honey, can  
1445.Jeff Strachan*   20:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1446.Waiwai L   20:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1447.Lo Newell   20:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Sleeman Original Draft, can  Surprised to finish and determined to do it again.
1448.Aaron Lampe*   20:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM222006Canadian, can  :22,:103,:44,:116,:212,:148,:375,:88,:102 penalty lap
1449.Ryan Lahti   20:12.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1450.Tim Bahun*   20:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1451.Rob Auld*   20:13.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1452.Daniel Cobolis   20:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1453.Kaylie "three-quart" Iserhoff   20:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Budweiser, can  1st puker.
1454.Zack "Zackinabox" Tiessen   20:17.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Milwaukees Best, bottle  
1455.Brad Leufkens*   20:18.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M222009Kokanee, can  Barfed
1456.Mark Arsenault*   20:19.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1457.Mangina    20:20.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1458.Greg Lamoureux*   20:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :34,:85,:104,:117,:350,:91,:253,:86,:100 penalty lap
1459.Just Mike   20:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pre-lubing for AAA coaching event.
1460.Kyle "Skinz" Skinner   20:26.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  
1461.Bob Dunlop   20:27.0   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  Took forever to drink final beer
1462.Heidi ?*   20:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF1997  
1463.Matt Prior*   20:31.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1464.Vince Avati   20:36.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1465.Greg Warman*   20:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1466.Jeff Ballingal*   20:40.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M182004Budweiser, can  wore a dumb costume
1467.Natalie Patterson   20:42.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Canadian, can  
1468.Sarah Potovski*   20:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212003Milwaukee's Best, can  Wow these are hard!
1469.Sebastian C   20:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1470.Roger Pielechaty   20:49.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Grasshopper, bottle  Knelt in the grass to spit, not vomit.
1471.Henrique Coppini   20:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1472.Bill Chafe*   20:53.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1473.Heather McMillan*   20:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Pia you suck
1474.McKee Ian*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM262003Keith's, bottle  
1475.Jamie Chisholm*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile1998  
1476.Natalie Patterson   20:56.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007can  
1477.Pia Eastwood*   20:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  This is hard
1478.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight   21:00.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1479.Dual Shitizenship   21:03.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M542014Keith's/Laker, can  Walked in boots bigger than countries bigger than Liechtenstein.
1480.Diamond Duck   21:04.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F452013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran own BM after turning up late
1481.Matt Prior*   21:08.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Budweiser, can  
1482.Scott Young*   21:10.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Molson Canadian, can  Finished barfing an hour before the race, a real warrior
1483.Paul Grant   21:11.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Moosehead Lager, can  Rookie
1484.Maggie Inrig*   21:16.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't even think I could run a mile
1485.Damien Arnaud*   21:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM172006Canadian, can  :26,:113,:93,:116,:354,:120,:325,:131
1486.Chan Justin   21:20.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1487.Susan Wiens   21:20.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F312013Canadian/Moosehead, can  extra lap but still beat Saurabh by more than a minute.
1488.Luis Ramirez   21:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian, bottle  
1489.Jenna Bell   21:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F202005Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1490.Max Cowlen   21:22.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Canadian, can  Disgrace. Barfed 8 time (at least). Goal was to entertain the ladies and of course the goal was achieved. Other than that this guy sucks.
1491.Josh Chan   21:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1492.B Stiles*   21:24.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1493.Shevon MacLean*   21:25.0   Sudbury, ON 1997  
1494.K Miller*   21:26.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1495.Patrick Beauchesne   21:27.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Labbat's Blue, can  
1496.Sleepy    21:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1497.Davis "Yea-vis" Dowhaniuk   21:32.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1498.Brian Lindsay*   21:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1499.Pavel    21:36.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!2008  
1500.Jon "Sir Alley-cat mcGrath" Kilcullen   21:40.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Labatt 50, can  Puked many a time
1501.Taylor Walker   21:40.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Corona, bottle  
1502.Tyler Reid*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1503.Mike Caza*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1504.Mark "Beault" Archambeault*   21:43.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1505.Jeremy "Sweet Deal" Daniels*   21:43.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM222003Export, can  
1506.Steph Hord*   21:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F182003Old Milwaukee, can  Slow and Steady wins the race
1507.Daniel Stilla   21:50.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM202010Kokanee, bottle  Just had wisdom teeth removed and might have vomited up a stitch.
1508.Paul Mackinnon*   21:50.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Kokanee, can  
1509.Mark Aldham*   21:51.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :33,:100,:96,:111,:310,:92,:353,:102,:114 penalty lap
1510.Shirtless Guy #1*   21:51.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192005Canadian, can  Forgot his name
1511.Andrew Montreal*   21:53.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Stroh's, can  
1512.Sam Roger*   21:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1513.Tom Parker*   21:54.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM192003Export, can  
1514.Chris Baninga*   21:54.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192005Canadian, can  
1515.Kayte Mcleod*   21:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1516.Surabhi Venkatesh*   21:57.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F192006Moosehead, can  PB
1517.Josh [Unknown]*   22:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1518.Kurtis "Champ" Nelson*   22:02.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1519.Hai Poo Guy    22:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1520.Just Cuntstubble   22:06.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M342013Milwaulkee, can  PB - Tallboy Record - claims Hogtown big cans best in threatening BM debut. Also lost wallet on track
1521.Tim Francis*   22:08.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1522.Joe Linseman*   22:08.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M252005Export, can  
1523.Kevin Lunnie*   22:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1524.Gillian McCallum   22:10.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F182004Berghoff Original, can  Jesus, God, no. I puked...
1525.Becki Porter   22:15.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013F2013Budweiser, can  
1526.Joe Bondy-Denomy*   22:17.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  Rookie; excellent finishing sprint
1527.Paul MacKinnon*   22:18.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  wanted to drink Kokanee
1528.Danish Iqbal   22:20.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M182004Coke, can  Runner-up in Muslim Appreciation Mile
1529.Pat To*   22:23.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Hot Dog
1530.Brett Kilty*   22:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1531.Okey "Okey" ?   22:30.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM202004Labbat's Blue, can  
1532.Ted Bailey*   22:30.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1533.Kaylie "Walk-in" Iserhoff   22:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF232009Schlitz, can  Friends with fishtank
1534.Rory Blackadder*   22:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
1535.Saurabh Chaudhry   22:49.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M292013Moosehead, can  is determined to do much better next time.
1536.Patrick Nolan*   22:50.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1537.Jimmy Prine*   22:55.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  vomited violently and frequently
1538.Mangina    23:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1539.HaiPooGai    23:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7F2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Spectacular final lap triple vomit ensuring a light on his feet penalty lap
1540.Dan Abram   23:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Coors Light,   
1541.Shampoo    23:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1542.Mike "you're an embarassment to people who dri" Lefevbre   23:05.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M212007Lakeport, can  
1543.Channa K   23:10.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1544.Karolina Zukowski   23:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F222005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1545.Chris "Coach" Singh   23:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Lakeport Honey, can  Just can't run & chug
1546.Johnny Cockring *   23:23.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1547.Ashley Harvey   23:24.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F272013Moosehead, can  extra lap.
1548.Neil "Rodman" Irvine   23:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  Not much to say. Finnished the Race?
1549.Andrew Morreale   23:26.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM202006Yankee Jim, can  Amazing showing.
1550.Kyle "Desy" Desmoreaux   23:27.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM252005Canadian, can  
1551.Jenna Holtz   23:28.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1552.Jen Roberts*   23:28.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  At least it wasn't 30 mins
1553.Alex Murphy   23:34.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1554.Cougar    23:40.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1555.Jamie Chisholm*   23:41.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII1996  
1556.Miles [Unknown]*   23:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1557.Tom "T-Willy" Whillans   23:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM192004Labbat's Blue, can  puked more then he ran
1558.Heather McMillan*   23:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1559.Tyler Reid*   23:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1560.Mr. Pink   23:52.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M332014Laker, can  Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.
1561.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   23:56.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Kokanee, can  Greased up his hair, also barfed up and saw tomato
1562.Laura Robson*   23:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I can't wait for the next one
1563.Jeff Borsuk   24:00.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009can  Extra puke lap
1564.Dave Francis*   24:02.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Budweiser, can  
1565.Jamie Chisholm*   24:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X1998  
1566.Terry Bell*   24:10.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212004Old Milwaukee, can  I was a figure skater in another life
1567.Airtight in a Swordfight   24:10.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M212013Canadian, can  Actually tried and actually failed to beat Shampoo's best BM time.
1568.Sam Kelly*   24:11.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileF192004Canadian, can  
1569.Scotty "Scotty Don't" Swarbreck   24:11.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M192004Berghoff Original, can  I ran a penalty lap, I hurt bad. Serves me right for showing up drunk.
1570.James Lippold*   24:11.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1571.Jim Gough*   24:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1572.Jen Lavoie*   24:15.0   Sudbury, ON F1997  
1573.Brad Thomas*   24:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1574.Jess Fitzgerald   24:20.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F192004Berghoff Original, can  I gagged after the first beer, but I held 'er in..
1575.Amanda "Female Champ!" Dame   24:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008F362008Labbat's Blue, can  Beat Dunne on the first beer.
1576.Heather Hillsburg   24:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F262009Lakeport Honey, can  Her ultimate beermile goal is to go under 22, I think she can go under 20 at least.
1577.Geoff "Shoe" Shoesmith*   24:35.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM212002Export, can  ran entire race dressed as crucified jesus
1578.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   24:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF212005Molson Export, can  Rookie, 1:28 penalty lap, female drunken dash winner
1579.Brent Dufton*   24:41.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1580.Chad Marynuk*   24:48.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006  
1581.Marcel Marriott   24:52.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM192005Budweiser, can  
1582.Tamara Agar   24:55.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF212006Alexander Keiths, can  Was really drunk!
1583.Murphy Champagne*   25:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile1997  
1584.Damon Gogul   25:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1585.Ian Bertrand*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1586.Kevin Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1587.Chris Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1588.John Bowden*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1589.Christina Parfitt*   25:07.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I tried hard
1590.Carly Drake   25:15.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007F192007MacLays, can  
1591.Caroline K*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1592.Sasha Hodder*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1593.Brian Lindsay*   25:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM322003Kieths, can  Penalty Lap- 67seconds!
1594.Stacey "One of the Models!" Myers   25:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF222007Coors, bottle  Proud Silver Medallist
1595.Jess "Messy Jessy" Fitzgerald   25:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF232007Laker, bottle  The Biggest Loser!
1596.Spencer Tessier   25:45.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM212010James Ready, bottle  Better late than never!
1597.Erin Campbell   25:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Old Milwaukee, can  First timer. Hopefully not a last-timer. Puker.
1598.Allan Pribaz*   25:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1599.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   26:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM422009Molson Ex, can  He's a doctor
1600.Roger Pielechaty   26:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Grasshopper, bottle  Ran a fifth penalty lap.
1601.Arif Khimani   26:04.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M262013Moosehead, can  Met both his goals of not puking or coming in last. Aiming for sub 15 next time.
1602.Katerina Daginis   26:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Lakeport Honey,   
1603.Nate Rodgers   26:08.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM202006can  Puked! good show... 3rd beer took a long time...
1604.Kate Mcleod*   26:10.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1605.Shane Blackie   26:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008can  He used tall boys
1606.Dual Shitizenship   26:23.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M532013Keith's IPA, can  Ran 2 laps backwards
1607.Aims Low   26:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1F2013Old Milwaukee, can  Tall Boy cans
1608.Steve Metzger   26:31.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  Extra puke lap
1609.Matt "Prior" Prior*   26:32.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  
1610.Antonio "Wop" Pucci   26:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Laker Honey, can  A puker
1611.Kasia Broniewicz   26:36.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Puked! Good time rookie
1612.Pat To   26:40.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Dry, can  Working out, aiming for 10mins, he didn't make it. if you look at the time you will think how did this guy think he would ever make 10 minutes.
1613.Joe Turner*   26:43.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1614.Paul MacKinnon*   26:47.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Kokanee, can  
1615.Zoriana Workun   26:48.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Canadian,   
1616.Aaron    26:55.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1617.Thorn    27:05.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Sleeman, Corona, bottle  
1618.Jamie Chisholm*   27:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IX1997  
1619.Tommy Pearson   27:07.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1620.Sam Uchmak*   27:12.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Slow and steady wins the race
1621.Dapper Sapper *   27:25.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1622.Alex Maher*   27:25.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1623.Laurel McHue*   27:31.0   Sudbury, ON F1997  
1624.Karen Belfall   27:36.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Canadian, can  
1625.Max Cowlen   27:47.5   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Worst performance by any participant in beer mile history. Sucked on the drinking, sucked on the running, barfed 10-60 times, massive barfs, intense pain, blackouts, finished the race and is still considering just ending it for the good of everyone.
1626.Katy Sims   27:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1627.Nate Rodgers   27:55.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1628.Airtight in a Swordfight   27:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M212013Steamwhistle, can  
1629.Amelia Ambridge   28:00.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Awesome run (Puked)
1630.Cathy Grycko   28:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
1631.Surabhi Venkatesh*   28:30.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF222005Moosehead, can  Rookie, skier
1632.Dual Shitizenship   28:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M542013Canadian/vomit, can  FABIO! First ever H4 Penalty lap after puke on lap 3. Drank an extra vodka. Fabio.
1633.Aura Idgen*   28:36.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF192004Old Milwaukee, can  I hate chugging
1634.Genie Pearsall*   28:36.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F242006  
1635.John "McShitty" McCuaig*   28:37.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Lucky Lager, can  A pure warrior
1636.Gerald McKinley*   28:43.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM292003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, shame on the Irishman.
1637.Jen Roberts*   28:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1638.Andrea Bachand*   28:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1639.J Bell*   28:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1640.Spencer "Chumpy Brosef" Tessier   29:08.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM202009Upper Canada, bottle  Penalty Lap. "Beer was a bad choice."
1641.Anik Leclerc   29:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Oh Anik, (Puked)
1642.Surabhi Venkatesh   29:39.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1643.L Kellar*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1644.M Harrison-Kelf*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1645.Gerry "Angel" Lotus   30:02.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #3M222014Brava, can  4.9% - Only finished because of intense peer pressure
1646.Bram "The Hulk"    30:05.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
1647.Derek Simard*   30:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1648.Paul MacKinnon*   30:13.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM202005Export, can  would have done better with Kokanee
1649.Jen Roberts*   30:16.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF192004Old Milwaukee, can  I am slower than Sam
1650.Pearl Barrett   30:35.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1651.Tina Roic*   30:40.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF222004Old Milwaukee, can  I hate running and I hate beer
1652.Genna Wood*   30:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1653.Rob Berg*   30:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1654.Eitan Waldman   31:05.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Lucky, can  
1655.Ally "Hooters" Stuart   31:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Canadian, can  Nympho virgin. Puker.
1656.Just Ted   31:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M412013Heineken, can  Enjoyed the pain a little too much. Virgin. Pre-lubed. Future pro.
1657.Sex Toy   32:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1658.Derek Donkers*   32:27.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  next year your dad needs to come out
1659.Amelia Ambridge   32:44.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1660.Back Door Buzz   34:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1661.Samantha Bolland   34:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F262013Moosehead, can  next time, she'll know not to hold it in for so long.
1662.Patricia Ko   34:44.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Corona, bottle  
1663.One Hump or 2   34:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F342013Laker, can  Not the first Hogtowner to own her boyfriend at the Beer Mile. (Hi Shampoo). Impressive virginity popping.
1664.April Rick   35:12.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Budweisere, can  
1665.Kevin "His name is Kevin?" Dudley*   35:55.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1666.Kaylie ""Worst Beer Runner Ever" Iserhoff   37:52.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF202009Moosehead, can  3rd beermile and slowest one yet. Forgot to "warm up." Will beat Cletus next year.
1667.Funky Monkey   38:44.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F472013Laker, can  Quit after 3rd lap on puke advisory, but ran it out in the end
1668.Ryan Johnson*   40:00.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M182004Busch, can  only person other than the winner to not barf; i'm proud of you
1669.Half - Wit    40:48.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1670.Andrew Montreal*   42:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  Terrible.
1671.Mr. Pink's Brother   46:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M322013Laker, can  Airtight, you can now feel better about yourself
1672.Shampoo    47:02.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1673.Anal Compulsion    47:37.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1674.Sweet Cheeks    50:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1675.Travis Coulter   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
1676.Stephane DeVayst   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Moosehead, bottle  
1677.Melinda Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Boxer, can  A better organizer than a runner
1678.Rob Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M522012Boxer and Bud, can  Last minute entry = Random beer
1679.Chis Chapman   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M302012Budweiser, can  Disappointing debut... especially for an Englishman
1680.Tracey Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F262012Heineken, can  All talk...
1681.Winnie Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Heineken, can  Too much practice?! ;)
1682.Andrea "Midgy #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F202006Carling Black Label, can  Stopped after last beer
1683.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Carling Black Label, can  Fall champ, stopped after last beer!
1684.Alex MacDonald*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M202006Schlitz, can  Stopped at beer 4
1685.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 2
1686.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Chocolate Milk,   Stopped after lap 2
1687.Steve Kristensen*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Stopped at beer 2
1688.Brianne Deputter*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 1
1689.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  My feet hurt
1690.Nancy Gray*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  The Stank
1691.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F292013Some horrific vodka thing, can  Timer
1692.Tiffany Smith*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  I love puking
1693.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F342013N/A,   Latecummer
1694.Kristina Pyziak*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  I don't like beer
1695.Zac "missed him" Balson   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  NT, Rookie
1696.Michael "Bovice" Bentley   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #1M242014Labatt Blue, can  Massive PB pace through 3 laps
1697.na "na" na   DNF   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mile192007carling, can  
1698.Michelle "Stye" B'aaaahhhh   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #1M202014Brava, can  Boldly tried drinking his beers lukewarm... not good
1699.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I timed
1700.Claytoris "Meat Sweats" Paterçun   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #1M252014Carling, can  Not a good showing, but lots of laughs
1701.Becky Pearson*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I timed too
1702.Sarah Wylie*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I was a judge
1703.Jori Hardin*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I was a DD
1704.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F352014Steamwhistle, can  Timer. Didn't time us. Suffered cruel pizza karma.
1705.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M472014Blue 473ml, can  Rode the stairs to the track like it was the Sochi luge. For a 6ft3 200lb+ man displayed remarkable fear about drinking beer.
1706.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M542014Rum and Cock, helmet  Paedophile beard. Cold Pizza.
1707.Aims Low   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F472014Canadian 473ml, can  Latecummer. Pussylover.
1708.DNF/Emo "Douche" Guy   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM202009kokanee, bottle  Got yellow carded, upset, didn't finish, cried later, but on a positive note he said he could squat 300 lbs, none of us knows if this is good, or even cares
1709.Billy "Jacobs" Bostad   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Summer beer mile #3M232014Old Vienna, can  Wussed out this time around. Got through 2.5 beers...
1710.Party Straathof*   DNF   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM172005Genuine, can  Valiant effort.
1711.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1F302013Sapporo, can  1 lap, 1x650ml can
1712.Stephanie "Fabolous" King   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F2006Canadian, can  Hard outing
1713.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #12013Lakeport Honey, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1714.Nick "Sultan of Sway" Esterbauer   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Busch, can  
1715.Tom Wanks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M372013Yankee Jim, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1716.Pierre "Stiks" Landry   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Yankee Jim Honey Lager, can  
1717.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M432013  latecummer
1718.Darryl "Rattlesnake" Blackport   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Canadian, can  
1719.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M162013  latecummer
1720.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M542013Ringwood, keg  Showed up late. Tapped out to Mr. Pink in impromptu MMA match.
1721.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M122014Double Trouble Prison Break, can  Completed one lap before running for shelter in the Atta Monkey mobile.
1722.Funky Monkey   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F472014Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Women's champ chose to condescendingly watch others fail in 63 knot gusts.
1723.One Hump or Two   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F352014Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Best dressed Beer Miler in History. Didn't mind cats destroying her shoes.
1724.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M472014Blue 473ml, can  First retiree. Amazingly, considering who is next...
1725.Rose Eh   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F1572014Granite, cup  We're still waiting for her to arrive...
1726.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6352014Something fancy, can  Latecummer
1727.Attila the Hun   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Rice Milk, bottle  It felt worst than a rear naked choke.
1728.celestialspeedster    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009Chocolate Soy Milk, bottle  Never thought that soy milk would be worst than dairy.
1729.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Referee
1730.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Spectator
1731.Back Door Buzz    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Only completed half the laps, but drank all his beer
1732.Jon    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009  Referee
1733.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Consumed all his beers and watched from the sidelines
1734.Sweet Cheeks    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Consumed his beer and was the official timer
1735.Cynical Vic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Spectator
1736.Fatemah H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1737.Joe Stoesser*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004  
1738.Becky H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1739.Bryant Halsall*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   cut himself out of cast in order to compete
1740.Graham L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1741.Jennifer L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1742.Christian D   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1743.Chris M   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1744.Kevin S   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1745.Joanna G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1746.Kaitie G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1747.Tony "The Tony" Onorato   DNF   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M222004  I was the judge, and what a judge indeed
1748.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M462013Magner's, can  Started first lap to keep warm, found wallet and stopped
1749.Cum Fu Lei   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9F2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  One lap in high-heeled boots
1750.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M92013Diamond Duck, helmet  Turned up looking for all the world like he'd stepped out of an Archie comic
1751.Coco De Mer   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Lakeport Honey Lager, can  Completed one beer and one lap.
1752.Just Mike   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M2013Guinness, can  Too much Samichlaus to remember anything but him turning up
1753.Domina    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Referee
1754.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Referee
1755.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #42013  Latecummer
1756.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Photographer
1757.Dangard Ace   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008  Spectator
1758.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F202003Old Milwaukee, can  Next time I need bread
1759.Jo Yu   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Sleeman Original Draft, can  Completed two beers and two laps.
1760.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I don't know what happened
1761.Alaina Lagrou*   DNF   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileF192006Canadian, can  :31,:104,:200,:135,:710,:114, xx
1762.Grandma Kronic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008  Spectator
1763.Carey Levinton   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1764.Allan Williams   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014  
1765.Daniel Hughes   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1766.Liz    DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
1767.Megan Lord-Hoyle*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005can  
1768.Shelly Filer*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005can  
1769.Bill Woods*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M2005can  
1770.Dave McPhee*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M2005can  
1771.Caitlin Pietras   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005bottle  Rev, unofficial
1772.Blair    DNF   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
1773.Matt Demeo   DNF   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
1774.Emma Iserhoff   DNF   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF92010250 ml Chocolate milk,   Too much chocolate milk...
1775.Mik McCully   DNF   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM402009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomitted after 1st lap!
1776.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1777.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1778.One Hump Or Two    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F352014Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; On After Arriver and destroyer of snack dreams
1779.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1780.Loopy    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F132014Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; Showed up to the on after before the actual beer mile event started, thus ruining plans to get snacks.
1781.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1782.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1783.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1784.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1785.Ryan Wilson   DNF   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 22010Molson Canadian, can  Should have tried vomitting?
1786.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1787.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1788.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1789.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1790.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1791.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1792.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1793.Gordan "GQ" Quan*   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03182003Yankee Jim,   DFL
1794.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1795.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1796.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1797.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1798.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1799.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1800.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1801.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1802.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1803.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1804.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1805.Dan "goose 2" Gosselin   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM232004doesn't matter, can  DFL
1806.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1807.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1808.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1809.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1810.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1811.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1812.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1813.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1814.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1815.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1816.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1817.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1818.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1819.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1820.Liz "Lizard" Van Every*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F192007Lakeport, can  For all the hype, a poor showing
1821.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1822.Sarah "Swannie" Swan*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F2007Canadian, can  12min isn't so easy now, is it swanny. It is harder than it looks.
1823.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1824.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1825.Jonas "The Sweed" Holmberg   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M252007can  Let's just start pouring beer on our chest
1826.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1827.Nigel "Bronze Boy" Rhodde   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  Dropped out for unknown reasons
1828.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1829.Mel "Youngster" McLean*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F182007Canadian, can  Another dissapointing run
1830.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1831.Tafline "Travlivie" Tong   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F2007can  Even though Taf wasn't in the hype or in the betting pools no one thought that the result would be a DNF
1832.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1833.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1834.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1835.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1836.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1837.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1838.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1839.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1840.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1841.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1842.Max Cowlen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM242010Old Milwaukee, can  Puked mysterious yellow puke
1843.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1844.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1845.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1846.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1847.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1848.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1849.Just Matt   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Didn' run, drank our vodka
1850.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1851.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Late cummer
1852.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1853.Stunt Boobs    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Late cummer
1854.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1855.HaiPoo Gai   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5F2013  There in spirit
1856.Murphy Champagne*   DNF   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1857.Emie "trainer" Ukwuoma*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM212005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  200m total
1858.Fadi "Patty" Dawood   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...2007can  
1859.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M122013Laker, can  Blamed pre-lubing on Maccy Ds for an inability to beat Shampoo's time and subsequent inability to finish
1860.Wet Pussy   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M512014Labbat's Blue, can  Gave up due to snow higher than any point in the Netherlands making PB impossible. Winner beat his PB.
1861.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005Chocolate Milk,   Done after 3.5 laps, Rookie, skier, drunken dash winner (12.7)
1862.Stephanie "Female Champ" Peltier   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...2007can  
1863.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F342013?,   Official observer/Stunt Boobs carrot
1864.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M122014Canadian, can  Gave up due to guaranteed failure due to more cumulative cm of snow than years lived on the planet
1865.Charles Curtis   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005can  Done after 2 laps, Rookie
1866.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M462013Strongbow, can  Turned up 1 minute too late for the Dualz puke fountain, drank all his alcohol
1867.Twincest    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F332014  Made us wait for 15 mins in sub-zero, just to tell us she wasn't running. Wants to run next one.
1868.Dustin "Street Fighter" Pearson   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M192007can  
1869.Helen Keller   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F2013Homebrew, bag  Post-date celebrations
1870.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M352014Granite, keg  Halfwit carrot
1871.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M2013Homebrew, bottle  Garden preservation celebration
1872.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M542014Kaiser, can  Latecummer, changed our water into wine
1873.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F2013  Resurrection appearance. Dualz erection appearance.
1874.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M472014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Latecummer, cat worrier
1875.Greg Moore*   DNF   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  My head hurts
1876.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M92014Rainbows and Fairy Magic, helmet  Latecummer, pussy avoider
1877.Jason "the hero" Pinard   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M292009Black Ice 750ml, can  He attempted the impossible by drinking 4 7.5% 750ml cans of Black Ice and made it through 3! Although he DNF Jason is a role model to us all for his bravery
1878.Lisa Nguyen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicF232013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Super marathon runner, yes. Super beer drinker, no.
1879.Andy Harman   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer Classic2013Pabst Blue Ribbon,   Got talked in to it. Showed up in his badass hotrod and jeans. After 1 beer, called it a career.
1880.Cameron Tymstra   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey,   
1881.Josh Priestman   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey, can  
1882.Alex Giancarlo   DNF   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF212006Gin, bottle  Completed 2 laps on 1 leg
1883.Rhea Salinas   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Keith's, bottle  
1884.Cougar    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F2013  Timing awesomeness
1885.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M702013  GMing
1886.Chris Angelatos*   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Brava, can  Santa couldn't handle his liquor. Too warm
1887.Erin "Sladerade" Slade   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F202013Red Racer, can  Made it 1.5 beers...
1888.Kathy Grycko   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F202008Canadian,   
1889.Lindsay Kary*   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F182013Canadian, can  Threw up during first beer
1890.Alex, Bruce, Darryl, Michael "The Relay"    DNF   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM332003Labatt 50, can  These guys actually did finish (7:52) but as a relay.
1891.Coel Findlay*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M202006Lakeport Pilsner, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans / spill
1892.Andrea "Glutin Lovin" Taylor   DNF   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileF222008Tequila, bag  grose
1893.Nathan Palmer*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans mixed (Corona)
1894.Nadia Cum Eat Me    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  Quit after 1 beer
1895.Kate Bickle*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1896.Maddy Noble*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1897.Nathans "Sissy Boy" Richard*   DNF   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM272003Labatt's Blue, can  Couldn't finish the last can...
1898.Kate Bickle   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F202005Molson Canadian, can  DQ - Refused to do penalty lap
1899.Julie "Midget #2" Maruska*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF202005Stella Artois, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1900.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF222005Moosehead, can  DQ - 3 beers & 1 chocolate milk, Rookie
1901.Wet n' Dirty    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  Quit after 3 beers
1902.Andrea "Midget #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF202005Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1903.Trudy "TruDat" Gardner*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF242005Moosehead, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, 1:55 penalty lap
1904.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  Witnessed event as he was the DD







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