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Top Beer Mile Performances - Ontario, Canada

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.Sean Wade*   5:40.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
2.Dan Michaluk*   5:42.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
3.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
4.Jeff "Tummy rubs" Mountjoy   5:48.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M232013Laker, can  5 second PB to maintain winning streak (now 11 straight)
5.Dan Michaluk*   5:48.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
6.Dan Michaluk*   5:49.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
7.Dave "Thunderwolf" Cybulski*   5:52.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M222007Keiths, can  Another well earned PB, and the debut of the year for Dave took his PB down 8 seconds
8.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   5:54.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Carling Black Label, can  PB & Record (sub-6)
9.Dan Michaluk*   5:55.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
10.Dan Michaluk*   5:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
11.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
12.Dan Michaluk*   5:59.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
13.Jim Gignac*   5:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
14.Dave "The Thunderwolf" Cybulski   6:00.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M212006Keith's, can  Must be one of the fastest debuts ever.
15.Ian Fallas*   6:01.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
16.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:01.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB, breaks previous record
17.Rob "Aussie Rob" Whitmill   6:04.0   London, ON Rob's Birthday Beer MileM332014Budweiser, can  
18.Mike "mulleteer" Logue   6:04.9   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004Labatt Genuine Draft, can  New record, PB, reclaims the throne
19.Adam "defending champ" Lalonde   6:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, break former record
20.Dan Michaluk*   6:05.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
21.Dan Michaluk*   6:07.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
22.Mike "Mullet B. Miler" Logue*   6:07.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Carling Black Label, can  Defending Champ
23.Dan Michaluk*   6:10.5   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
24.Dan Michaluk*   6:11.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
25.Shaun Lavell*   6:11.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
26.Dave "Hutch-EZ" Hutchinson*   6:12.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Labatt 50, can  PB
27.Dan Michaluk*   6:17.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
28.Ian Fallas*   6:18.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
29.Dan Hennigar*   6:20.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
30.Ian Fallas*   6:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
31.Ian Fallas*   6:21.5   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
32.Jeff Mountjoy*   6:21.7   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M222013Lakeport Honey, can  splits: 14.1, 70.5, 15.2, 80.4, 18.2, 82.7, 19.3, 81.4
33.David "C-Money" Cashin   6:23.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Busch Ice, can  PB for the Pembroke stud drinking 5.5% beer
34.Jeff Mountjoy   6:25.0   Kingston, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 3M222013Busch, can  3rd beer mile in 3 days. Estimated proper distance because of short track. 3 beers were consumed 1h prior
35.Ian Fallas*   6:27.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
36.Jeff "Tummy Rubs" Mountjoy*   6:27.5   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M222013Lakeport Honey, can  nearly puked after 4th. Splits: 14.3, 78.9, 14.4, 81.6, 18.6, 80.3, 16.0, 83.5
37.Chris "Christmasgibbon" Fitzgibbon   6:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Laker, can  Big PB. Exciting projectile vomit right at the finish line
38.Mike "muleteer?" Logue   6:29.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
39.Dan Michaluk*   6:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
40.Jim Wardle*   6:32.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
41.Andrew "Dad" Yorke   6:32.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M202009Schlitz, can  
42.Rob "Buttdarts" Asselstine   6:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  Started conservative thinking the leaders would fade more
43.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
44.Mr. Pink   6:37.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.3M332014Laker, can  PB! 3rd BM in 5 days. Two previous on Tallboys, followed by 355ml celebratory beers convinced him of possibilities. Absolutely flat out, worse leg pain than only 10k race the next day.
45.Robert "Subtle Intellectual" Kitz*   6:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Keith's, can  First Time
46.Adam Lalonde*   6:37.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Former champ
47.Shane Lavell*   6:37.8   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
48.Darl Sutherland    6:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM342013Canadian, Budweizer, Stella, can  Stick with one beer
49.Josh "camel" Smith*   6:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M182003Steeler, can  record
50.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:39.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Molson Export, can  PB
51.Graham Frank*   6:40.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
52.Pat "kapral killa" Menzies*   6:40.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Big Wheel, bottle  
53.Rhys Trenhaille*   6:41.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
54.Jeff "Dahmer" Archer   6:41.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Coors Banquet, can  Huge 5 minute PB. Ran last minute to silence the doubters
55.Seanna Robinson*   6:42.0   Hamilton, ON F1997  
56.Dan Michaluk*   6:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
57.Steve Dewan*   6:44.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
58.Chris "The Lightweight" Hartman   6:44.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M212006Canadian, can  Continues his ascent up the all time lists.
59.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:45.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
60.David Dame*   6:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
61.Scott "The Snake" Arnald*   6:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB
62.Jacob "Double horseshoe" Cameron   6:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Laker, can  Incredible debut, putting arch nemesis Wilkie to shame
63.Mocha "Grip it and rip it" Coffee   6:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M272013Budweiser, can  Incredible debut for the marathoner
64.Mike Joyce*   6:47.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
65.Bryan Groot   6:48.0   London, ON Rob's Birthday Beer Mile2014Budweiser, can  
66.Hugh Wiley*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
67.Chris Booth*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
68.Mr. Pink   6:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M332013Laker, can  VERY near puke multiple times, spent 10 mins after finishing hunched over storm drain
69.Marco "Veteran" Li*   6:48.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Lost it in the last Lap
70.Jeramie Carbonaro*   6:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
71.Tom Jones*   6:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IVM1992  
72.Rhys Trenhaile*   6:52.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
73.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
74.Jon Francis*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
75.Greg Dailey*   6:53.0   Hamilton, ON M1997  
76.Jon 'Hoover'*   6:53.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
77.Kris Johnson*   6:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
78.David Dame*   6:54.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
79.Jason Lewis*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
80.Shawn Brady*   6:55.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
81.Darren Mark*   6:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
82.Dave Gibbon*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IIM1990  
83.Jon Francis*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
84.Seanna Robinson*   6:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
85.Jeff Haller*   6:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
86.Jim Wardle*   6:57.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
87.Shawn Brady*   6:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
88.Jason Lewis*   7:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
89.Rob Dunlap   7:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
90.Mr. Pink   7:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M332013Laker, can  (Finally) a Hogtown H4 record
91.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt   7:01.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM202004Old Mill, can  
92.Matt Kalisz*   7:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Yankee Jim, can  
93.Kris Johnson*   7:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
94.Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt*   7:04.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M202003Canadian, can  
95.Darren Mark*   7:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Just call me Pre
96.Chris Booth*   7:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
97.Robb "the skier" Martin   7:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M212009variety pack, can  next time arrive on time and bring your own beer!!
98.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert   7:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM252007can  
99.Adam Lalonde   7:05.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
100.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   7:05.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt 50 / Molson Canadian, can  PB
101.Lee Appleby*   7:06.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM192003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile! Lots of puking afterwards
102.Nithin Akkarayi   7:06.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
103.Scott "the snake" Arnald   7:06.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Blue, can  PB
104.Scott "The new A-C" Arnald   7:07.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  PB
105.Chris Booth*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
106.Adam Blackadder*   7:07.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
107.Michael "boner" Bown   7:07.0   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM372008Moosehead, bottle  
108.Matt McInnes*   7:08.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
109.Shawn Brady*   7:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
110.Jake De Biasi   7:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
111.Wesley    7:10.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
112.Wesley McNamara   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Yankee Jim, can  PB, what an animal!
113.Matt McInnes*   7:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
114.Shawn Brady*   7:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
115.Greg Carnes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
116.Mike Forbes*   7:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
117.Felix "purple drank" Lafontant   7:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Canadian, can  It's amazing he was standing after 4 beers
118.Mark "Heart" Halls   7:12.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M192004can  Ran with a purple cape, puked extremely after
119.Steve Dewan*   7:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
120.Robertson "Creed" Gibb   7:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M222009Schiltz, can  
121.Chris Van de Water*   7:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
122.Bob "BJ" Julian   7:14.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM502008Canadian, bottle  
123.Sean Bowen   7:15.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M192009Schiltz, can  
124.Michal Kapral*   7:17.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Molson Canadian, can  PB
125.Matt Cuddy   7:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM212010Schlitz, can  crazy virgin
126.Mike Joyce*   7:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
127.RA    7:18.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
128.Shawn Brady*   7:18.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
129.Derek Yveny*   7:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
130.Kip "is fit" Arlidge   7:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Old Milwaukee, can  Debut. The flow lead him to a fast time
131.Mr. Pink   7:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M332013Laker, can  First non-PB. Coming ever closer to puking
132.Matt "Stricky" Strickland*   7:20.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM222005Labatt 50, can  PB
133.Derek Caveny*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
134.Derek Caveney*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
135.Mike Kemp*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
136.Andrew Imrie*   7:21.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
137.David Dame*   7:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM302003Labatt's Blue, can  Upset by the Rookie
138.Shawn Brady*   7:22.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
139.Rob Dunlap   7:22.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM242011Molson M, can  
140.Mark Linseman*   7:22.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  
141.Andrew "Scootsie" Dauphinais   7:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Budweiser, can  Down with OPP
142.Graeme Hamilton*   7:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
143.Darl Sutherland   7:26.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM332012Canadian, can  1st Place
144.Brandon Laan*   7:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  I don't even drink!
145.Matt Twiddy*   7:27.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
146.Mike "Moose" Percival   7:28.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...M212009Schiltz, can  
147.Doyle "The Great One" Brown   7:29.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M422014Steamwhistle, can  
148.Phil Dempsey*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
149.Jeff Kabfleisch*   7:29.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM1993  
150.Mike "Iowa" Mott   7:30.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M182004can  Ran with elementary school get up on, didn't puke
151.Anthony Joyce*   7:30.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
152.Christopher "Moults" Moulton*   7:30.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Labatt Crystal, can  Top Outside Competition
153.Travis "naked miler" Cummings   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
154.Jon Francis*   7:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
155.Greg Carnes*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
156.Matt Forhand*   7:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
157.Darl Sutherland   7:32.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM342012Moosehead, can  First Place
158.Mr. Pink   7:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M322013Laker, can  Not a H4 record
159.Chris "C Nags Run" Nagle*   7:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Closed Strongly
160.Chris "Lefty" Coons   7:34.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M312004Corona, bottle  Rookie Mile, He's got some potential!
161.Mark Linseman*   7:35.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  Callaghan would have made me work for this one
162.Jared "Rico Suave" Thomson*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Steeler, can  Good Showing
163.Jeff Haller*   7:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
164.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
165.Dave Doyle*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
166.Tony Castelli*   7:35.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
167.Mike Forbes*   7:35.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
168.Chris Booth*   7:35.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
169.April ""Killer B #1"" Boultbee   7:36.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Sleeman's Honey Brown, can  
170.Matt McInnes*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
171.Eddie Hawkeswood*   7:36.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
172.Ken McAlpine   7:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M342006Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, facility milk record!
173.Nicole Dwyer*   7:38.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileF272003Upper Canada, can  Rookie Mile, lots of puking afterwards
174.Rob "Champ" Kitz   7:39.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Keith's, can  Took it on the last lap
175.Alberto Picard   7:39.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM212011  
176.Doyle "The Great One" Brown   7:40.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M412013Steam whistle, can  
177.Mike Callaghan*   7:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM232003Carlsberg, can  jean shorts, KISS t-shirt
178.Tom Wallace*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
179.Matt McInnes*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
180.Ian Fallas*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
181.David Doyle*   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
182.Tyson "College" Loney   7:40.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M222013Canadian, can  Huge improvement attributed to many simulations in the week prior
183.Michael "Booby" Biancchi   7:40.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM282008Canadian, bottle  
184.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman   7:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lonestar, can  Lost it on the last lap
185.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings*   7:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M202005Labatt Blue Pilsner, can  Bad Outing
186.Mark Linseman*   7:42.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Carling Black Label / Lakeport Pilsner, can  Borrowed beer
187.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:43.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :27,:70,:39,:81,:45,:85,:52,:79
188.Jake [Unknown]*   7:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
189.Dave Keeley*   7:44.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Puked at the end
190.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   7:44.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Carlsberg, can  
191.Atta Boy   7:45.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M472013Laker, can  Didn't cool his beer enough. 4th quickest Hogtown BM in history
192.Tyler Calendar*   7:45.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM212001Stroh's, can  
193.Ian Fallas*   7:45.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
194.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck*   7:45.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM262005Moosehead, can  Rookie
195.Mark Wismer*   7:45.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM252005Old Milwaukee, can  Undefeated beer miler
196.Mark Wismer*   7:46.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM242004Old Milwaukee, can  I should have been a sprinter
197.Paul Mitchell*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
198.Rob Berg*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
199.Thomas Ferguson*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
200.Greg Carnes*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
201.Mr. Pink   7:46.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M332013Laker, can  Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
202.Shawn Brady*   7:46.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
203.Cole "side-winder" Anderson   7:46.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M192009canadian, bottle  5 sec. penalty for spitting up beer. impressive race for a first timer, but should potentially be disqualified. Because it's your first time we wont DQ you, but next time I wont be so generous.
204.Wesely McNamara   7:47.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Molson Canadian, can  New Record!!
205.Jeff Haller*   7:47.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
206.Colin Lawrence   7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Budweiser, can  
207.Just Sheldon   7:48.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M252013Steamwhistle, can  Future champion. German rugby porn. Last lap undoubted quickest in H4 history
208.Whitey "Laura's friend"    7:48.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M2005can  Rookie
209.Jon "JD" Dow   7:49.0   Barrie, ON Bottoms up beer mileM232011budweiser, can  
210.Chris Booth*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
211.Derek Caveny*   7:49.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
212.Rob Thompson*   7:50.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM202004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm Mark's sprint
213.Danny Matthews*   7:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
214.Mark Linseman*   7:51.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  led race until 4th beer
215.Josh Hollowell*   7:51.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Great first outing
216.Croker Nick   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Laker, can  
217.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   7:52.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF332005Alexander Keith's, can  
218.Courtney "Tank" Kirkby*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F192005Heineken, can  Rough second lap, 4th lap was glory
219.Andrew Imrie*   7:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
220.Michael    7:53.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
221.Aaron Cooper   7:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
222.Michael Doyle   7:53.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM312011Budweiser, can  Beer mile debut
223.Matt "Strick" Strickland   7:54.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Rookie, running his mouth
224.Mr. Pink   7:54.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M322013Keith's IPA, can  
225.Rich "b-ball" Garton*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M192003Canadian, can  
226.Dan Hackett*   7:54.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
227.Bill "Moker" Cocks   7:54.3   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M192003Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, huge dong
228.Taylor Milne*   7:55.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer Mile1998  
229.Allan Pribaz*   7:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
230.Jack "jackass" Ross*   7:56.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM192007carling, can  
231.Mark "short-shorts" Linseman   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  
232.Kathie Zeman   7:57.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Laker, can  
233.Daniel Hackett*   7:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
234.Kevin "Smitty" Smith   7:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt Blue, can  PB
235.P Amesbury*   7:57.3   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
236.Kevin "Smith" Smith   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M232004can  PB, triathlete finally steps up
237.Mark Linsemen   7:58.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008laker, can  
238.Mr. Pink   7:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.4M332014Red Racer, can  WR: Sub -20°C, WR: Sub 0°F, WR: Red Racer. Picked 6.5% beer to aid non-freezing. Both Beer 3 & 4 at least partially slush, which he's blaming for double near vomit. Red Racer is not Beer Mile beer! 4th BM in 8 days.
239.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm beginner's luck
240.Peter McClelland*   7:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
241.Ken Man*   7:58.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
242.Karl Saidla*   7:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
243.Rob "Big Easy" Mitchell   7:59.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicM342005Molson Canadian, can  
244.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   7:59.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM222004Canadian, can  
245.Mike Bailey*   7:59.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
246.Julia Thomas*   7:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
247.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee*   8:00.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Steamwhistle, can  
248.JJonathan    8:00.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Amsterdam Natural Blonde Lager, bottle  PB!
249.Gabriel Piper*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
250.Erik Yuill*   8:00.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
251.Ryan McKenzie*   8:00.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
252.Michiel Van Hooreweder   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
253.April "Killer B #1" Boultbee   8:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Keith's, can  
254.Derek Caveny*   8:01.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
255.John Turner*   8:02.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
256.Julia Thomas*   8:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
257.Jon Francis*   8:03.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
258.Cam Sylvester*   8:03.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
259.Jay "lepricon" D*   8:04.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM202007carling, can  
260.Chris "Lightweight" Hartman*   8:04.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Lonestar, can  First Timer
261.Kerry MacKelvie*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
262.Peter M*   8:05.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Puked A LOT at the end
263.Chris "Multi-tasker" Brens*   8:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M192005Miller/Moosehead/Steeler, can  Ran with aviators
264.Colin "CAW-LON" Lawrence*   8:05.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM202005Carling Black Label, can  
265.Chris "CNagsRun" Nagle   8:06.0   London, ON Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu...M232006Canadian, can  *Puker. Victim of the dreaded 4th lap.
266.Michael Doyle   8:07.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
267.Doo Hickey    8:08.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
268.Hanza "AJ" Jafri   8:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Milk
269.Nick "The Stick" Croker*   8:08.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M212007Laker, can  Another well run race, and destroyed Kip Sigsworth time, which he is proud of. The pre race training at Kenga's the Thursday before really helped.
270.Mark Linseman*   8:08.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM202005Stroh's Lager, can  
271.Andrew Williams*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
272.Shawn Brady*   8:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
273.Adam Blackadder*   8:09.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
274.Nithin Matthews   8:09.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
275.Andrew Williams*   8:09.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
276.Rob Fegan*   8:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
277.Dan Polakoff*   8:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M182002Stroh's, can  Puked EVEN MORE at the end
278.Kristjan "Cougar" Hunter   8:10.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011  New Iroquois Falls record
279.Dave "deeps" Dipiero*   8:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M212003Canadian, can  
280.Matt "thrower" Harris*   8:10.2   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M182003Canadian, can  
281.Mike Stockermans   8:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
282.Mike Kemp*   8:12.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
283.Ben "Coop" Cooper   8:12.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  What a champ.
284.Adam Miller   8:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
285.Atta Boy   8:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M472013Laker, can  Made it look too easy and wanted to FRB own trail after
286.Jon Francis*   8:14.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
287.David "Defending Champ." Dame   8:14.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M352008Labbat's Blue, can  Getting faster with age
288.Colin "Little" Lawrence   8:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Moosehead Lager, can  
289.Eric Bradshaw   8:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Coca-Cola, can  
290.Chad Yurich*   8:15.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
291.Scott "Captin Canada" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM232008Carling, bottle  2nd beer pukage
292.Brian "Trackgroupie" Henderson   8:15.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM192005old Milwaukee, can  
293.Scott "the shitter" Takala   8:15.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  second beer mile
294.Dave "Double Bellybuster" *   8:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM392012Budweiser, can  
295.Graham O'Hagen*   8:16.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
296.Tom Wallace*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
297.Rory Blackadder*   8:17.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1999  
298.Brandon Whitby*   8:18.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
299.Felix Eigenbrod*   8:18.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
300.Steve "The Doctor" Formaneck   8:18.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M262006Chocolate Milk,   Milk rookie, Breaks previous record
301.Corin Lohman*   8:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...1999  
302.Dustin "DD" Doan   8:20.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  PB, peaked nicely
303.Dan S.*   8:20.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
304.John "Booter" Booth*   8:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
305.Mike Minor   8:20.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM212006Budweiser, can  didnt puke....until the colt 45 went down
306.Manny "Reebdog" Bonilla   8:20.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Canadian, bottle  
307.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Finally broke the 2nd place curse
308.Peter McClelland*   8:21.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM222005Old Milwaukee, can  I love 2nd
309.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes   8:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M222005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
310.Derek Caveny*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
311.Geoff MacGillivray*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
312.Mr. Pink   8:22.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M332013Laker, can  Only non-PB, somewhat incredibly given the frigidness. Reclaims BM crown - several moments threatening to be horizontal on icy curves
313.Bryan "Who is this guy?" Moore*   8:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M232005Canadian, can  No one knows who this guy is...
314.Craig Burkett*   8:23.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :22,:76,:46,:92,:46,:91,:48,:82 (Naked 400m winner)
315.Mike "Asmo" Asmussen   8:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  He was the sleeper of the group. He kept his mouth shut and let everyone else do the talking before the race. When it came to race time, he took the bronze in style. Quite an impressive debut.
316.Ryan Wight   8:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Lakeport, can  PB
317.Just Sheldon   8:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M232013Steamwhistle, can  Found out pushing 100% isn't the way to improve BM PBs. Walked in places.
318.Michael "Bovice" Bentley   8:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M232013Lakeport Honey, can  Big improvement to beat his GF's PB
319.Dave Tobin*   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
320.Colin Dignum*   8:25.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
321.Scott Manktelow*   8:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M1995  
322.Mike "Mallette" Mallette   8:25.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM182004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
323.Craig B   8:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
324.Mike Callaghan*   8:25.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM222002Export, can  ran last 100 metres naked
325.Chris M.*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
326.Matt McInnes*   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
327.Danny Matthews   8:26.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M192006Labbat's Blue, can  
328.Klay "Meat sweats" Patersun   8:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M242013PC Genuine Lager, can  Also big PB wearing street clothes
329.Rob Auld*   8:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VM1993  
330.Ryan MacKenzie*   8:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
331.Peter McClelland*   8:27.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Fuck I Hate Second Place
332.Pat "Cooker" Cook   8:27.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM182004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked up dinner during 4th beer
333.Jeffrey "Big Jeff" Goodyear   8:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM222007Coors??, bottle  THE CHAMPION
334.Apex "no brakes" Slutton   8:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M202013Budweiser, can  Rough showing for what is normally a consistent contender. Made up for it as host of the after party
335.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
336.Fred Zettler*   8:29.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
337.Ryan O'Hagan*   8:29.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
338.Josh "camel" Smith   8:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM182004Steeler, can  penalty lap
339.Will Argue   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M2013Labatt Blue, can  
340.Matt Cameron*   8:30.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
341.Mark Arnott*   8:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
342.Bill Budgell*   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
343.Andrew Garsch*   8:30.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
344.Steve "Shabby" Swanson   8:30.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM452009Carlsberg, can  
345. Gerardo Reyes   8:30.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M372012Labbat's Blue, can  Strong debut performance!
346.Reuben Bakker*   8:31.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
347.Mark Linseman*   8:31.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Export, can  
348.Chris Yip   8:32.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M472013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
349.Paul Wilson*   8:32.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
350.Brett "Fergalicious" Ferguson   8:32.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007in a blueish can, can  #1 Loser!
351.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee*   8:33.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Steamwhistle, can  PB
352.Aubrey Oldham*   8:33.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
353.David Dame*   8:33.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M312004Labbat's Blue, can  Barely got around without....
354.Emie "Monsoon" Ukwuoma*   8:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  PB, 1st sprinter
355.Dan Radkowiec*   8:34.6   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
356.Mark Linseman*   8:35.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  
357.Melanie "Killer B#2" Boultbee   8:36.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF332005Alexander Keith's, can  
358.Tom Jones*   8:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
359.Dave Clark   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M322012Budweiser, can  Great debut; Robbed by a hint of form... penalty lap
360.Martin Rydlo*   8:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
361.Jon Russell*   8:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
362.Rich Benko*   8:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005Molson Dry, can  Rookie, 5.5% abv
363.Ashley Lawrence   8:38.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM332009Mill Street Stock Ale, bottle  winner of inaugural Rat Beer Mile
364.Chuck "Kev's buddy" Buckingham   8:40.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M242004can  Rookie
365.Ashley Lawrence   8:40.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Moosehead Lager, can  Slower than last year by 2 seconds
366.Allan Pribaz*   8:41.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
367.Derek Congram*   8:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
368.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   8:43.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF392011Grasshopper, can  
369.Ian "rather drink in rez than at an amazing k" Boyce   8:43.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Canadian, can  puke, rookie mile
370.Peter McClelland*   8:43.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Damm beginners luck
371.Dave Doran   8:43.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M282010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
372.Bill M.*   8:46.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
373.Mr. Pink   8:47.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M332014Laker, can  Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
374.Dave "DoubleBellyBuster"    8:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M2011Budweiser, can  
375.Avi Goldfarb*   8:47.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
376.Kathy "The Lush" Zeman   8:49.0   Toronto, ON 1st Annual West Toronto ClassicF302005Alexander Keith's, can  
377.Lisa Bradley   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Michal's 40th BirthdayF342012Molson Canadian, can  
378.Alessandro Zavatti   8:49.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM212011Molson M, can  
379.Brendan Beamish*   8:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Wore some short ass shorts
380.Jared "JT" Thomson   8:50.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM192004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked during 4th beer
381.Katie "Ladyk" Horricks*   8:50.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F182006Canadian, can  Rookie, womens record (solo 4-beer)
382.Kevin Inwood*   8:51.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
383.Mark Linseman*   8:51.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM172002Export, can  
384.Lucas "Lubey" Peterson   8:51.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Brava, can  Went balls-to-the-wall and puked on the second lap. Basically chose to run a chunder 2k
385.JJonathan    8:52.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM412009Molson Canadian, can  
386.Steve McDougall*   8:52.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M322004Busch, can  Rookie Performance, nice.
387.Celeste McPhee*   8:53.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
388.Mr. Pink   8:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M332013Laker, can  Lost perfect record the way he would have wanted. Not trying but pushing Sheldon just enough to ensure new victor spent post-race in the bushes while Pink downed the rest of the beer
389.Jeff "fist-pump" Behan   8:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013Canadian, can  First race in over a year. BEHAN'S BACK
390.Jon Pace*   8:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
391.Dave Harju*   8:55.2   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...M1995  
392.Justin Pozin   8:57.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M332013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
393.Shawn Brady*   8:57.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
394.John Spence*   8:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
395.Mark Mountjoy   8:58.9   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 6M252013Carling, can  4.9%, 3:30 faster than PB
396.Jon Francis*   8:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
397.Dustin "Double D" Doan*   8:59.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Schlitz, can  1st race of the year
398.Kevin "Turtle" Tearle   8:59.8   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Canadian, bottle  
399.Aaron Montgomery*   9:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
400.Mark Finiello   9:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
401.Mike O'Conner   9:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M2009Old Milwaukee, can  excellent race, especially for a Masters racer.
402.Heather "Hutch's Date" Austin*   9:00.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F232006Stella Artois, can  1st womens 3-beer
403.Paul "Swandive" Felix   9:00.1   Ancaster, ON Paul Felix Bachalor PartyM332008Candiave, bottle  some foam regurgitation
404.Tyler Murphy*   9:01.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
405.Steve Bursey*   9:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
406.Chris Yip   9:01.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014482014  
407.Rowland Kriesig*   9:01.3   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
408.Kevin "Smith" Smith*   9:01.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M242006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Dated & shitty?
409.Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher   9:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2220092 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  He delivers the mail and looks delicious in pink tights
410.Erick Feltham*   9:02.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
411.Chris Demerse   9:02.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M292010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  
412.Brad Ferguson*   9:03.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
413.Joel Reid*   9:03.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
414.Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert*   9:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Kokanee, can  
415.Reuben Bakker*   9:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
416.Remko Noteboom*   9:05.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
417.Matt Demeo*   9:06.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  First in the rower division
418.Alex "Ja-BRAUN" Wilkie   9:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Steamwhistle, can  Despite a super fast final quarter, couldn't handle Cameron's skills in his debut
419.Max "Turbo" PAIN*   9:09.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M262013Molson Canadian, can  First attempt in several years
420.Geoff MacGillivray*   9:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
421.Dave Keeley*   9:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Best Projectile Vomit
422.Mark Mountjoy   9:10.0   Whitby, ON Beer Mile Season - Round 7M252013Carling, can  4.9%; 2nd beer mile in 2 days
423.Nigel Gray*   9:10.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
424.Mr. Pink   9:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.5M332014Laker 473ml, can  Why in the living fuck did I not use my go to BM beer in my first 2 Tallboy Mile attempts? VERY nearly quit on beer #3. As far as we can tell, Tallboy WR
425.Erick Feltham*   9:11.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
426.Mark Tagliaferri*   9:12.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Kicked Kelly's ass
427.Courtland Morris   9:12.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M182006Labbat's Blue, can  
428.Fred Zettler*   9:12.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
429.Sarah "G $" Giovanetti   9:12.0   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...F192009Schiltz, can  
430.Paul Monczka   9:14.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
431.Caroline Shilhan*   9:14.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
432.Ryan Kelly*   9:15.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Very proud to not puke
433.Sylvan Williams*   9:15.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile1998  
434.Jonathon "Kirkalicious" Kirk   9:16.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007Canadian??, bottle  At least he beat the girls...
435.Tyrone "Tyrobinhood" Welchinski   9:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2020092 Labatt 50s 1 Lakeport Honey 1 Schlitz, can  Called DNF guy "Peggy Sue" everytime he lapped him, which was often, a PB, also down with OPP
436.Mathew Newcombe*   9:17.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM222004Canadian, can  
437.Adam Miller*   9:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :13,:72,:53,:96,:67,:102,:73,:81
438.Reuben Dr*   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
439.Keanu "Willy" Reeves   9:17.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Old Milwaukee, can  Top sprinter on the day - a strong showing
440.Nick "The Rook" Hurrell   9:18.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M252008Budweiser, can  Impressive first mile.
441.Jaysun "Ginger" Piper   9:18.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  A real champion here. First ever try. Representing all the gingers of the world. Beats the Town's best time. Felt like a pile of dog shit after
442.Chanson Brumme*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...2000  
443.Jacob Wall*   9:19.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
444.Michael Dede   9:19.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Robert Simpson Confederation Ale, bottle  1st Beer Mile
445.Cletus Iserhoff   9:20.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM352010old milwaukee, can  Haha! Watermelon! Impressive PB.
446.Jason Leist*   9:20.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
447.Joan Post*   9:20.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
448.Pissing Doucheman    9:20.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M262014Laker Lager, can  PB
449.Melanie ""Killer B #2"" Boultbee   9:22.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Sleeman's Honey Brown, can  
450.Colin "pitiful" Lawrence   9:23.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  Penalty lap - 57sec
451.Kathy "Z" Zeman*   9:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Heineken, can  
452.Joel Montgomery*   9:24.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
453.Shae Salovaara*   9:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...1995  
454.Peter Laratta*   9:25.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :18,:83,:40,:125,:59,:83,:77,:80
455.Jeremy Dunlop   9:25.9   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM352011Labatt Blue, can  This beast flew in from Edmonton just for this race, arrived in his ballin rental car and won his first beer mile in his first attempt. He then celebrated by barfing up all 4 beers in one shot
456.Tom Wallace*   9:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
457.Kyle Dunlop   9:26.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM282011Labatt Blue, can  Couldn't afford shoes because he had to buy a class beer like Labatt Blue. Unable to become a two time winner because his older brother showed up
458.Mike Harris*   9:27.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
459.Tim "Need More Practice" Andrew   9:27.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M442008Budweiser, can  Leading until the final lap, then the penalty came.
460.Claire "I'm an Aussie, of course I can drink" Collin   9:28.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Canadian, can  
461.David Dame   9:28.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M312005Labbat's Blue, can  Slow Time..Boo..Hisss
462.Mike "Birchy" Birch   9:29.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M252011Molson Canadian, can  Absolute warrior, battled back from a brutal performance last year when he felt like a girl and/or pussy. Once again feeling victory in his blood.
463.Jeff "wheels" May(fontaine)*   9:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03M2003Canadian, can  
464.Ciaran Carter*   9:29.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Carlsberg, can  penalty lap, Iron Maiden shirt
465.Pissing Doucheman   9:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M262013Laker, can  PB - kudos for improving by 2 seconds despite 3/4 of track being covered in ice
466.Peter McClelland   9:30.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
467.Darryl Irwin*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
468.Thomas Kopler*   9:31.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
469.Pissing Doucheman   9:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M262013Laker, can  Tried to track his run on Strava by leaving his phone at the start line. Third different Hogtown BM champion. Was trying for sub 9. Was on for well sub 8 before final beer meltdown.
470.Alan Oldham*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
471.Gord Welsch*   9:32.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
472.Kevin Beatty*   9:32.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
473.??? "douche" ??   9:32.0   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mileM202007carling, can  
474.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:33.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011Red Bull, bottle  
475.Keith "Barnyard" B   9:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
476.Scott Spicer*   9:33.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
477.Mike Callaghan*   9:33.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM272006Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  (Penalty) Flew in from Namibia for race
478.Katie Shaw*   9:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F182003Old Milwaukee, can  Rookie Phenom
479.Uri Gorodzinsky   9:36.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
480.Riberio Andre*   9:36.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM302003Labatt's Blue, can  
481.Shawn Brady*   9:37.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
482.Patrick Hogan*   9:38.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
483.Andrew Howard*   9:38.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  Wow I have nice legs
484.Craig Burkett*   9:38.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004Kokanee, can  
485.Mike    9:39.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011bottle  
486.Michael Deed   9:39.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM462011Old Speckled Hen, bottle  
487.Jean Michel "JAM" MacKay   9:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M242009Sleeman's Draught, can  great pb from last beermile
488.Jeff "Jbarr" Barr   9:40.0   Hamilton, ON St. Mary's Labour Day InviteM192004Old Milwaukee, can  Puked after 3rd beer
489.Elia Macaluso   9:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
490.Kevin "#1TML fan" Savard   9:40.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM192004Old Mill, can  
491.Kajus K   9:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
492.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:41.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM242010Old Milwaukee, can  DNV= DID NOT VOM!!
493.Joe "J'orgy" Linseman*   9:41.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM222002Export, can  competed in g-string
494.Ravinder Jag Rai*   9:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer Mile1998  
495.Nick Scarcelli   9:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
496.Dave Spahich*   9:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  drove through a tornado to get here
497.Brad Woods   9:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M312011Molson Dry, can  Going for the over 30 record
498.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   9:46.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M262011  
499.Andrew "coatesy" Coates   9:46.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM192004Moosehead, can  penalty lap
500.James "Ironboy"    9:47.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M412011Canadian, can  
501.Stephen Dubois*   9:47.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
502.Tony "Italian Stallion" Pucci   9:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M222007can  A well run sub 10 performance. The Italian Stallion won't give up on this quest
503.Corbin "elderly citizen" Johnston   9:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M212013PC Genuine Lager, can  Had the loudest cheering section
504.Cletus Iserhoff   9:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM342009Moosehead, can  This gentleman did not let the smack talk get to him. He had an amazing race, finishing under 10 minutes for his first time. "There was not a doubt in my mind!" He has great potential in this sport!
505.Dean Charette*   9:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
506.Hollis Milroy   9:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
507.Valentina "The Russian Bombshell" Taiakina   9:49.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F192004can  Female Champ
508.Jamie Akazawa*   9:49.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #11999  
509.mike pierce   9:50.0   Ottawa, ON M182005Labbat's Blue, bottle  
510.Kevin O'Connor*   9:50.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
511.Ken Browne*   9:50.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
512.Allan Pribaz*   9:50.8   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
513.Dave Keeley*   9:51.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
514.Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee   9:51.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Keith's, can  
515.Chris [Unknown]*   9:52.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
516.Matt Demeo*   9:52.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
517.Courtney MacIntosh   9:53.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F232006Labbat's Blue, can  
518.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   9:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Kokanee, can  Feeling victory in his blood
519.Geoff Hodgson   9:54.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M442013Sleeman Honey Brown, can  
520.Ian "Heavyweight" Swanson*   9:54.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Good showing
521.Ken Browne*   9:54.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
522.Lindsay Forget*   9:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I can back it up BITCH
523.Brandon Schamp*   9:56.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
524.Andrew "A-Septic" Sepic   9:56.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Labatt 50, can  PB
525.G Warren*   9:56.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
526.Chris "Leafsfan"    9:58.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M272011Keiths, can  
527.Norman "Stormin'" O'Reilly*   9:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM302003Labatt 50, can  
528.Savvas Frantzeskos*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
529.Andrew Stronach*   9:58.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
530.Pissing Doucheman   9:58.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M262013Laker, can  Breaking 10 mins gave just another reason to laugh at Dualz
531.John [Unknown]*   9:59.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
532.Shane H   9:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
533.Mr. Pink   9:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M332014Laker, can  Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
534.Wes "The Animal" Dawkins*   9:59.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM212002Export, can  also competed in g-string
535.Jeanne Harfield*   9:59.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileF212005Old Milwaukee, can  I beat Vince
536.Rob "Barkie" Bark   9:59.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M182006Chocolate Milk,   Rookie, breaks previous milk record
537.Lindsay Sferrazza   10:00.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182006Labbat's Blue, can  
538.Geoff MacGillivray*   10:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
539.Dan "Captain Obvious" Ritz*   10:01.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  Rookie, top mens b-mile debut
540.Dual Shitizenship   10:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M532013Moosehead, can  Would have broken 10 mins if he hadn't laughed at Mr. Pink not breaking 7
541.Kan Singh*   10:01.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
542.Kyle Dunlop*   10:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M272010Old Milwaukee, can  First time competitor, first time winner
543.Doug'er Scott   10:02.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M20111 Red Bull bottle, 2 cans Budweiser, 1 c,   shoes: Adidas Adizero. No costume. hosted a boat race in his basement afterwards
544.Neil O'Reilly*   10:02.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
545.Ryan Baker*   10:02.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  Damn that last beer hurt
546.Toni Carlisle   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008laker, can  First Female
547.Leslie Tabler*   10:03.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  MIP
548.Chris McKie*   10:03.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
549.Ian Westra   10:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M232005Molson Canadian, can  PB
550.Jon Hunt*   10:04.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM242006Canadian, can  :24,:85,:66,:93,:67,:105,:74,:90
551.Jamie Cleveland*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
552.Paul Mitchell*   10:04.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
553.Larry Hasson*   10:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  It's true, I puked
554.Brian Stasiak*   10:05.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
555.Joanna Gilles*   10:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F1996  
556.Lianne "pull hard" Girard   10:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F212013Sleeman, can  Narrowly missed beating the elderly citizen to be first in her group of the prediction contest
557.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   10:06.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM232009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Almost bafed from laughing when other participant was barfing
558.Andrea "drea" Lamantia*   10:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F212003Canadian, can  
559.Yakkity Yak   10:06.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
560.Elia Macaluso*   10:07.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Ran a penalty lap
561.Aaron Grainge   10:07.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
562.Graydon Raymer*   10:07.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
563.Brian Stasiak*   10:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Running is harder than rowing
564.Cam Moore   10:10.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
565.Blair Wallace*   10:10.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M162004Export, can  first career mile, good potential, won the 100 m dash going away
566.Brandon Lewis*   10:10.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  I get hammered off 4 beers
567.Adam Lalonde*   10:10.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
568.Aaron Maszko   10:10.6   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M212003Moosehead, can  Rookie Mile, the running didn't hurt, the stomach did
569.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.1 (Sol...M332014Canadian 473ml, can  Solo tall boy attempt. Track frozen, so ran 16x110 yards on Canadian football track. Switchbacks didn't help.
570.Mr. Pink   10:11.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M332014Canadian 473ml, can  
571.Ryan Kelly*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Winner of 'B' Division
572.Allan Bermingham*   10:11.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Mr. Controversy
573.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz*   10:11.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F182003Canadian, can  
574.Mike Blecher   10:12.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM392009Molson Canadian, can  
575.Alan Bermingham   10:12.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M202004Berghoff Original, can  It's a race! I am winning!
576.Kiki *   10:12.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileF2012can  
577.Neil O'Reilly   10:14.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
578.Wet Pussy   10:14.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M2013Sleeman Silver Creek, bottle  Failed 10 min breaking thanks to breaking wind?
579.Jim "Spikeman" Fullarton   10:15.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M432008Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
580.John *   10:15.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM2012can  
581.Brad Young*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
582.Chris Napier*   10:15.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
583.Mark "Chico" B   10:16.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM402011Keiths, can  
584.Noah Bass   10:16.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M372013Canadian, can  won $5 for beating Uri
585.Adam "Wildchild" Eikenberry*   10:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM242004Labatt Extra Dry, can  Finished Sober, WTF, PB
586.Just Sheldon   10:18.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013Steamwhistle, can  Pissing should really check if his buddies are ex-rugby players first
587.Kyle Tousignant   10:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
588.R Webster*   10:18.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
589.Hollis Milroy   10:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
590.Mark Linseman*   10:20.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM202005Guinness, can  440 ml cans
591.Brad Shipley*   10:20.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM172001Stroh's, can  
592.Marty Mattiazzi*   10:20.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M200650, can  
593.Matt Rothwell*   10:21.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Big Wheel, bottle  
594.Geoff Hodgson   10:21.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014Coors Banquet, can  
595.Joe Pelopidas   10:21.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M232013Budweiser, can  could have won if he had just kept running
596.Jon Boo   10:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M232009Lakeport Ale, can  great time for a first beermile and met his goal of beating Liz. Congrats!
597.Mitchell Chad   10:22.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009Keiths, bottle  
598.Cameron Ried   10:22.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M222009Lakeport Pilsner, can  first timer
599.Tim Francis*   10:22.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
600.Darryl Kielec*   10:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM312003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, hung over for a week
601.Braden "I'm Trashed" Novakowski   10:23.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Lucky, can  Good mile form
602.Jason Davenport*   10:23.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Better than last time!
603.Mason "Birthday Boy" Smith   10:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M162004can  youngest competitor, didn't puke!
604.Peter Dowse*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
605.Shaun Fryer*   10:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
606.Nancy White*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
607.Sara Trought*   10:25.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
608.Jason Chad   10:26.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Labbat's Blue, can  
609.Attaboy    10:26.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M472014Laker Pilsner, can  Ran two warmup laps; lamented about it after (that he didn't do enough)
610.Jason Scott   10:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
611.Rory Blackadder*   10:27.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...2000  
612.Paulo Carvalho   10:28.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M212007Lakeport Honey, can  
613.Christopher "Stamand" St.Amand*   10:29.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
614.Amanda "moke" Mokedanz   10:29.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF182004Canadian, can  
615.Andrew Sadler*   10:29.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
616.Erika Bergman*   10:29.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...F1996  
617.Aaron Reichert*   10:30.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM242004Canadian, can  
618.Jason Wedlake*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  I Tried Hard
619.Reid Black*   10:30.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  Captain of the 'B' Squad
620.Joe "JT" Turner*   10:31.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
621.Kathie Zeman   10:31.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF332009Lakeport Pilsner, can  
622.David "DK" Kelly   10:31.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M252011Boxer, can  Dressed as a soccer ref
623.Colin Barnett   10:32.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M222011  
624.Dave Spahich*   10:32.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM192003Export, can  
625.Andrew Garsch*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
626.Adam Thibodeau*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
627.Adam Mramor*   10:32.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I love Western
628.Gary Edwards*   10:32.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
629.Jared "The Bear" Thomson   10:33.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Steeler, can  Just out of the medals
630.Trent Perrett   10:33.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  *vomit penalty lap
631.Andrea Dupont   10:33.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF252005Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
632.Allan Pribaz*   10:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
633.Toni Carlisle*   10:33.7   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Moosehead, can  Rookie, female bronze in debut
634.John Van Ryn*   10:33.9   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
635.Dan Way   10:34.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M262012Boxer, can  Most improved!
636.Rob Thomson*   10:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212005Old Milwaukee, can  I also did not like the 4th beer
637.Chad Jason*   10:35.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM272003Labatt's Blue, can  
638.Adrian Tilochand*   10:35.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Old Milwaukee, can  2nd straight 2nd place, feeling the need to win
639.Kaylie "Thunder BadAss" Iserhoff   10:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F192009Sleeman's Draught, can  first female and amazing pb from last race!
640.Cameron Tymstra*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :27,:76,:62,:113,:60,:157,:67,:77
641.Heather Graham*   10:39.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
642.Allan Pribaz*   10:39.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
643.Alex "Babs" Babaris   10:39.5   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M212003Canadian Ice, can  Rookie Mile, 3rd lap puker
644.Bob Dunlop   10:40.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM252013Old Milwaukee, can  Keeps pounding in the great times and beating PB's. Still a real fan favourite
645.Ryan O'Hagen*   10:42.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM182001Stroh's, can  
646.Gordon Cameron*   10:42.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
647.Uri Gorodzinsky   10:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M362013Canadian, can  worse time than in 2009
648.Jamie McCully   10:44.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
649.Shawn "Pussy" Bowen   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lakeport, can  Drunk nurse
650.Kat "Last Name?" *   10:45.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F222005Moosehead, can  Do we have a last name?
651.Ken "The Kicker" Dick   10:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4M322005Canadian, can  Pretty Smokin' for a Rookie Mile.
652.Scott Currie   10:45.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Cross the line and then let it rip.
653.Adam Asquini*   10:45.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Labatt Genuine Draft, can  Rookie
654.Peter "I was runner up for the v-card" Mitchell*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Lonestar, can  Not bad for a sprinter who already loaded upon start of the race
655.Chris Napier*   10:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
656.Badhi Schoueri*   10:47.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile1998  
657.Kevin Beatty*   10:47.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
658.Hans Hesse*   10:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM222006Canadian, can  :18,:91,:39,:97,:111,:104,:78,:110
659.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   10:48.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Barfed 6 times after crossing the finish line
660.Luigi "Weegie" D'Agnillo*   10:49.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM322003Old Milwaukee, can  
661.Michael Warner   10:49.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014  
662.Ryan Gustafson   10:50.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Budweiser, can  
663.Jeremy Porter*   10:50.3   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
664.Kirk "Saskapoon" Ewen   10:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Chocolate Milk,   PB, previous milk champ
665.Dennis Doherty*   10:51.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
666.Roger Moss   10:52.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
667.Keenan Miller   10:52.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M222004Berghoff Original, can  Worst beer ever...
668.Danny Rioux*   10:53.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
669.Derek Krauss*   10:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
670.Adam Blackadder*   10:54.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
671.Melinda    10:55.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011can  
672.Greggor Madden   10:55.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
673.Melinda Campbell   10:55.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF272011Budweiser, can  She's a machine
674.Brandon Jacobs   10:56.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
675.Andrew Jago   10:57.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M202006Labbat's Blue, can  
676.Kim "gamble" Gamble*   10:57.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03F222003Canadian, can  
677.Ryan "Lodi-Dodi" Lahti   10:58.1   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM182006rickards, can  ran barefoot, (Abebe Bikila style)
678.Bart Kalnay*   10:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
679.Dude Thompson*   10:59.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
680.Ian Harrison*   11:00.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
681.Shane Blackie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
682.Do Hickie   11:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
683.Louis Bondy   11:00.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Schlitz, can  
684.Ian Carswell*   11:00.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M302006Canadian, can  
685.Lindsay Forget*   11:01.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF222004Old Milwaukee, can  I really needed that pot
686.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   11:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM2010Budweiser, can  One furry guy.
687.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
688.Pat McDonald*   11:02.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile1997  
689.Mike Sterling*   11:02.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
690.Adrian Tilochand*   11:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Lucky Lager, can  Spiderman
691.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi*   11:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Moosehead, can  
692.Andrew Boetto   11:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
693.Rob Fegan*   11:04.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
694.Jake Breuer   11:04.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M212006Labbat's Blue, can  
695.Fred    11:04.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
696.Adam "Neckbrace"    11:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M2011Schlitz, can  almost died the next night playing tag
697.Eric Giddings   11:04.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
698.Katrina "Red Headed Snippet" Huszarik   11:05.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF212007Laker, bottle  Women's CHAMPION
699.Devon    11:05.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM182004Labbat's Blue, can  
700.Felix Eigenbrod*   11:06.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
701.Nigel Grey*   11:07.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
702.Dave Spahich*   11:07.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Vienna, can  humbled
703.Erin "Higgerz in Paris" O'Higgins   11:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F192013Alexander Keiths, can  Huge improvement despite a horribly slow pace on beer number 1
704.Luis Espenoza   11:08.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser, can  
705.Gord Welsh*   11:08.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  Wow did I puke
706.Mike Neilly*   11:08.2   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M222006Moosehead, can  Rookie, top male skier
707.Luis    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
708.Jason Leach*   11:09.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
709.Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen   11:09.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM2420093 lakeport Ice, 1 Schlitz, can  Puked a few times and ran barefoot
710.Wet Spot    11:09.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
711.Drew Graham*   11:10.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
712.Savvas Frantzeskos*   11:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII1996  
713.Ryan Klassen*   11:10.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM252004Canadian, can  
714.Shane "Captain Canoon" Ferth*   11:11.1   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M252006Lakeport Pilsner, can  Fastest penalty lap (60s)
715.Tateishi "Yoda" Arthur   11:12.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM412011Moosehead, can  
716.Chuck Murphy*   11:12.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
717.Brad "Plaid Shirt"    11:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
718.Curtis Gadula*   11:13.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
719.Joe Linseman*   11:13.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM232003Carlsberg, can  cape, speedo, goggles
720.Milan Maljkovic   11:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
721.Allan Pribaz*   11:14.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
722.John    11:14.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2009Keith's, can  
723.Phil Morneau Gagnon   11:14.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Crazy fast start. Extra lap and still placed 2nd.
724.Rob Preater   11:15.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
725.Bart Nichol*   11:17.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
726.Doug Smith*   11:17.0   Burlington, ON 4th Annual Burlington Beer MileM2000  
727.Sarah McClennan*   11:17.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
728.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:17.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM372007Stella Artois, can  ***330 ml can
729.Michal "The Juggler" Kapral   11:18.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Budweiser, can  Penalty lap
730.Mark Arnott*   11:18.5   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
731.Jay Ruch*   11:20.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
732.J.D. Kelly*   11:20.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
733.Pissing Doucheman   11:20.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M262014Laker, can  Dressed in enough layers to double his weight. Brought enough alcohol to double his age
734.Jason Davenport*   11:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
735.Ian Reid*   11:21.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
736.James *   11:21.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileM2012can  
737.Chris "Matt's pal" Taylor   11:22.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Rookie, Penalty Lap
738.Ravinder Jag Rai*   11:22.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer Mile1998  
739.Joel Reid*   11:22.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
740.Mike Landell   11:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
741.Paula    11:22.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF422009Keith's, can  
742.Jeff Kiernan*   11:23.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
743.Sebastian Calvache   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
744.Doug "The Doctor" Scott   11:23.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M2009Old Milwaukee, can  The Doctor impresses us once again with his drinking abilities and should be an example for us all.
745.Jenn Eversley   11:23.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
746.Andrea Dupont   11:24.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Chocolate Milk,   
747.Frank Johnson*   11:24.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
748.Jon Kilcullen   11:24.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM262010Old Milwaukee, can  Sans-Vom.
749.Funky Monkey   11:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F472013Laker, can  Smashes H4 Female Beer Mile record, Puked within 30cm of finish
750.David Smith*   11:25.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
751.Ian Rankin   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Amsterdam Big Wheel Deluxe Amber, bottle  1st Beer Mile
752.Wes Dearborn   11:25.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Labbat's Blue, can  *vomit penalty lap
753.C J   11:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
754.Ray Sacuevo   11:28.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM382009Labatt's Blue, can  
755.Dan    11:29.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
756.Dan Way   11:29.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM242011Budweiser, can  
757.Chris [Unknown]*   11:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
758.Roger "the Dodger" Barker   11:30.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM672011Lakeport, can  
759.Derek Caveny*   11:30.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
760.Brian Nelson*   11:30.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
761.Atta Boy   11:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M472014Laker, bottle  Spent a lot of time with 7 hard inches in his hand and finished with an impressive spurt from behind
762.Corey "C-Palm" Palmer   11:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM212007Coors, bottle  He was drunk when he started... it isn't his fault.
763.Randy "RD" Fagan*   11:30.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM322003Labatt 50, can  
764.Chris "shitty Hamstring" Holt   11:30.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Laker, can  Pukeage
765.Dave Spahich   11:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M192004can  Mark's friend
766.Scott Young   11:31.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just an animal. Instead of a dress this year he brought regular clothes and the same winning attitude he inherited from his varsity rugby career
767.Reid Black*   11:32.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  I need a haircut
768.Noah Bass   11:32.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  
769.Scott Garinther*   11:32.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
770.Jeannot Ouellette*   11:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :22,:85,:27,:95,:45,:99,:48,:92,:179 penalty lap
771.Allan Pribaz*   11:32.9   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
772.Allan Pribaz*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
773.Kirsten Querbach*   11:33.0   Kingston, ON F1995  
774.D Leahy*   11:34.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
775.David Dame*   11:34.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
776.Greg Ackroyd*   11:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
777.Drew Freeman*   11:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
778.Laura Walsh   11:35.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
779.Gina Wong   11:37.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F302012Sleeman Cream Ale, can  Beer Miler of the Year... Still the champ!
780.Shawn Perreault*   11:37.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
781.Shane "Canoon" Ferth   11:37.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M242005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  
782.Scott Young   11:37.6   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Just keeps pounding in the solid performances in 2011, a great season for the former piece of garbage.
783.Jennifer James*   11:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F1995  
784.Jeanette Collins*   11:38.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
785.Derek Caveny*   11:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
786.Vince Underager*   11:39.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
787.Paul Hammond   11:39.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M182006Labbat's Blue, can  
788.Stef [Unknown]*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
789.Doug Smith*   11:40.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
790.Andrew Stronach*   11:40.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
791.Maren Garsch   11:40.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F262006Labbat's Blue, can  
792.Roger ""The Dodger"" Barker   11:40.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
793.Matt Flemming*   11:40.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
794.Patrick Store   11:41.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Canadian, can  
795.Ian "assman" Aseltine   11:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M262007Kokanee, can  
796.Gina Wong   11:42.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012F2012Grasshopper, can  
797.Maren Garsch*   11:42.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Good first effort
798.Steve Shigeishi*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
799.Neil [Unknown]*   11:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
800.Andy Guitard*   11:44.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
801.Dianne Kapral*   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Molson Canadian, can  PB
802.Remko Noteboom*   11:49.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
803.Arthur "Yoda" Tateishi   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM392009Sleeman's Cream Ale, can  
804.Noah Bass   11:49.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014Canadian, can  Won $5 and determined to take the #2 spot next year.
805.Kayte McLeod*   11:50.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F192003Milwaukee's Best, can  I won ???
806.Craig Chapman*   11:51.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
807.Adam Gavine*   11:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
808.Kathie Zeman   11:52.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF312007Carlsberg, can  
809.Chris Fortier*   11:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
810.Scott "Uncle" Reid*   11:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Amazing party time shirt and bailed big time
811.Chris    11:54.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
812.Chris Kelly   11:54.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Moosehead, can  
813.Allan Pribaz*   11:54.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
814.Bob Dunlop   11:54.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M242011Steamwhistle, can  Shorts, way too short, huge bozo
815.Nigel Gray*   11:54.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
816.Dennis Trips   11:55.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
817.Kathleen    11:56.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011can  
818.Kathleen Thompson   11:56.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF272011Budweiser, can  
819.Shawn Brady*   11:56.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
820.Matt Partrige*   11:56.2   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
821.Roger Barker   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM652009Lakeport Honey, can  
822.Angelo Calcafuoco   11:57.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007Labbat's Blue, can  
823.Chris Singh   11:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
824.Brett Lumley*   11:58.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
825.Talyor Walker   11:58.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
826.Roger Barker   11:59.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM632007Canadian, can  
827.Allan Bermingham*   12:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  My head is shaved for speed
828.Weston C. "The Animal" Dawkins*   12:00.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  Best Dressed!!!
829.Kip Sigsworth*   12:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
830.John Salvadore*   12:00.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
831.Dave "Slow & Steady" Dunne   12:00.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M352008Canadian, can  Ran clean
832.Nick Croker*   12:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON LU Championship Cup of BeermilingM192004Moosehead, bottle  Popped his Beer Mile cherry
833.Greg "Guns" Golenia   12:02.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Miller Genuine Draft, bottle  
834.Matt McInnes*   12:02.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
835.Scott Moncur*   12:02.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
836.Tamer Aburamadan*   12:02.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM202004Canadian, bottle  
837.Jacob Muirhead   12:03.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  
838.Alice *   12:03.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
839.Tim Francis*   12:03.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
840.Adam "Neckbrace"    12:03.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M2011  Almost died that night playing tag after the bar
841.Jason Carrier*   12:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  This was a lot harder than I thought it would be
842.David "Bikerack" Kelly   12:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M252011Gold Strong, can  trying to have a WR with Gold strong. It's 8% and he hated it
843.Allan Pribaz*   12:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
844.Zig Zag *   12:07.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
845.Neil McCourt*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIIM2000  
846.Chris Napier*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
847.Jon "Plastic Bed Sheets" Ennis*   12:08.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Moosehead, can  Team Magnum
848.Rob    12:09.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
849.Rob Campbell   12:09.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM512011Yankee Jim, can  
850.Dave Potter*   12:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
851.Kathleen Thompson   12:10.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Steamwhistle, can  Solid beer technique
852.Brad Young*   12:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
853.Will Argue   12:11.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Muskoka Cream Ale, bottle  
854.Gavin "loose arms" Hatheway   12:11.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Budweiser, can  Debut, crushing his brother's best time
855.Chris "Slut" Brens   12:12.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M202006Lucky, can  Puked
856.Peter Laratta   12:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
857.Scott "Do It" Waller   12:12.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
858.Katrina Huszarik   12:13.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F182004Berghoff Original, can  I came, I saw, I gave 'er
859.Dave Palma*   12:14.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
860.Scott    12:14.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM222004Labbat's Blue, can  
861.Les "The Colonel" Richards*   12:15.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM292003Old Milwaukee, can  
862.Mike Melaney*   12:15.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
863.Dennis Karadadas   12:16.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
864.Cleve Thorson*   12:17.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M252006Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie?
865.Drew "Apple Picker" Haynes*   12:17.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Canadian, can  Drunken dash winner (11.8s)
866.Dominic Liao   12:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
867.Marc "Marcusus" Adams*   12:19.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM382003Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
868.Rory Blackadder*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...1999  
869.Tim Francis*   12:19.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
870.Mike Patterson*   12:19.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
871.Dave Zachariah   12:19.0   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicM302013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Fastest runner of the event. Couldn't get the beers down fast enough. Didn't think he would finish but pulled the trigger, downed the last beer and puts in a solid time on his first try.
872.Diana Charabin*   12:20.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  I am a tank
873.Andrea Dupont   12:20.5   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F252006Chocolate Milk,   Female milk champ
874.Chris Bastie*   12:21.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
875.Bill Holmes*   12:22.0   North Bay, ON North Bay Beer MileM1998  
876.Chantal Gangne   12:22.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileF212006Unknown, can  no pukeage
877.Vincent Goodfellow*   12:22.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM262005Old Milwaukee, can  Napoleon is not a good chugger
878.Zeman "Z" Kathie   12:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF362011Budweiser, can  vomit penalty lap
879.Jamie "This girl is on Fiiire!" Bosomworth   12:24.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Budweiser, can  
880.Uri Gorodzinsky   12:24.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014Canadian, can  Lost $5 to Noah. Is determined to get back to sub 10 next year.
881.James Cash   12:26.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
882.Steve Antenucci*   12:27.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
883.Allan Pribaz*   12:28.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
884.Liz "Lizard" Van Every   12:28.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F212009Mclays, bottle  Penalty Lap. Disappointing finish, had the chance for a pb but puked and lost her composure.
885.Bryan Coady*   12:30.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   ran barefoot, drank tall cans, AND had to do a penalty lap
886.Heather ""Honey "" Brown   12:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008can  
887.Jonathan Correia   12:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
888.Jason Davenport*   12:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  Ski masks make me aerodynamic
889.Anthony Paniccia*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
890.Michael Egan*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
891.Mark Kitely*   12:31.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
892.Ryan "Oakie" Ouckama*   12:31.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Labatt's Blue, can  Team Heartthrob
893.Mark "Representing the Rowers" Busterfield   12:31.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M222008Coors, can  
894.Stunt Boobs   12:33.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M352014Old Milwaukee, can  PB: Failed to equal his time once again. Fortunately for him, negatively this time.
895.Carrie Malcomson*   12:34.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
896.James "goose" Gosselin   12:34.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM262004Canadian, can  penalty lap (naked)
897.Stunt Boobs   12:34.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M352013Laker, can  Aimed for less than 10 minutes, broke his PB by less than 10 seconds
898.Andrew Jago*   12:34.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM182005Old Milwaukee, can  C'mon I'm only a youthie
899.Russell Horsey*   12:35.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
900.Eric "no car" Elliott   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM232004black label, can  puked
901.Ashley "Letdown" Perry*   12:36.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M222005Canadian, can  Puked
902.Dilek Dag   12:37.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet, can  
903.Jeff Strachan*   12:37.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
904.Josh Hanson*   12:37.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
905.Joel Sanderi*   12:37.4   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Moosehead, can  Rookie, international representation
906.Riley Monsour*   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :26,:91,:53,:105,:111,:99,:204,:71
907.Chris Schreiber*   12:40.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
908.Jason York   12:40.0   Peterborough, ON Post OUA Trent Beer MileM222006Unknown, can  no pukeage
909.Alejandro Mejia   12:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
910.Sam Nash*   12:41.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
911.Nick "Where's My Boat" Reaume   12:41.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M222008Coors, can  
912.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M352013Keith's IPA, can  First timed BM
913.Stunt Boobs   12:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M352013President's Choice (seriously), can  Mr. Consistency. Matches PB to the second. Posh Beer,
914.Laura Thompson   12:43.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
915.Doofus "pettie" Peterson   12:43.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM2004Canadian, can  penalty lap
916.Joel Reid*   12:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
917.Adam Voogel   12:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
918.Dave Potter*   12:45.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
919.Jeff May*   12:45.0   Windsor, ON M2000  
920.Jon "no liver" Coleman   12:47.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
921.Bryan Ashbourne*   12:48.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
922.Chris Bolton*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
923.Simon Francis*   12:48.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
924.Mike Patterson*   12:49.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M222003Old Milwaukee, can  God im getting old
925.Chris Griffen*   12:50.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
926.Doug Smith*   12:50.2   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
927.Caleb Suter*   12:51.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
928.Kim "gamble" Gamble   12:51.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileF232004Canadian, can  
929.Joel Reid*   12:52.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
930.R J Schuler*   12:52.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F222003Milwaukee's Best, can  Had a very nice puke
931.Rob West*   12:53.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
932.Neil McCourt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
933.Stefan Schmidt*   12:53.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
934.John "sideways" Hughes   12:54.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Dos Equis, bottle  
935.Jayson Bowerman*   12:54.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
936.Tim Colson*   12:55.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
937.Cami Fraser*   12:55.0   Kingston, ON F1995  
938.Sean Kerr*   12:55.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  I'll do better next time
939.Just Sheldon   12:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M232013Heineken, can  Wants it to be known he ran in jeans. Technical DQ for drinking pussy European 330ml beers.
940.Holly *   12:56.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer MileF2012can  
941.Ryan O'Hagan*   12:57.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  First loser to the women's champ
942.Jason Yorke   12:58.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM202005labatt 50, can  
943.Mike Sterling*   12:58.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
944.Joe Linseman*   12:58.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
945.Michael Warner   13:00.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M442013Steamwhistle, can  
946.Unknown *   13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
947.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
948.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
949.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
950.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
951.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
952.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
953.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
954.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
955.Unknown    13:00.0   Toronto, ON West Toronto Pacers Beer Mile2012can  At least 13 minutes
956.Charlotte Dunlap   13:00.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F192013Canadian, can  She was amped up and it showed in her very respectable time
957.Dave Depiero   13:01.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM262009Budweiser, can  Just plain sexy
958.Heather "Honey" Brown   13:01.0   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicF352009Canadian, can  
959.Matt "B." Barrett   13:02.0   Lindsay, On 2006 Lindsay Beer MileM182006rickards, can  his sideburns may have slown him down.
960.Matt Roach   13:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Canadian, can  Good effort in his first ever beer mile
961.Brian "Friggin' Northan" Northan*   13:03.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM282003Old Milwaukee, can  
962.Chris Napier*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
963.Alex Parker*   13:03.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
964.Chris "I Love Uphills" Nichols   13:03.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M242008Coors, can  Rookie Mile
965.Duncan Rowe*   13:03.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM222004can  Penalty Lap
966.Jon Adernetto*   13:04.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Part of the 250 lbs. club
967.Stephen Shigeishi*   13:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
968.Mark Miller*   13:05.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :25,:86,:65,:110,:117,:102,:177,:103
969.Neil McCourt*   13:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
970.John Tidball*   13:05.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  winner of the 100 m Drunken Dash AND Podium Chug
971.Denis Healy*   13:06.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
972.David Petrie   13:07.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Started very strong, but the first turn on the third beer did him in.
973.Scott Reaume*   13:08.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
974.Steve Biggs   13:08.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Keith's, can  *vomit penalty lap
975.Caleb Suter*   13:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
976.Bob Dunlop   13:10.7   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM242011Meatwhistle, can  Wore a dress, it was gross, held the barf in like usual and finished with a solid time. A real fan favourite.
977.Mark Wooley*   13:11.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM412003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, definate room for improvement.
978.Ben Schwepps*   13:11.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Labbat's Blue, can  
979.Darryl Kielec   13:12.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3M322004can  Worse than Last time! D'Oh!
980.Karen Gleeson   13:12.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Budweiser, can  
981.Ashley "Ashbash" Perry   13:13.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M232006Lonestar, can  What a gay nickname
982.Jason Symington   13:13.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
983.Paulo Monte*   13:13.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M262006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Warm up for Toronto
984.Derek Sarafini*   13:14.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
985.Channa Khamragi   13:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
986.Heather "H-Mac" McLeod*   13:15.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileF192001Stroh's, can  The only woman!!!! Damn the skirt clause
987.Matt Reid*   13:15.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileM232004Canadian, can  
988.Joel Reid*   13:15.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
989.John Simon*   13:15.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
990.Eric Giddings   13:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
991.Spring Holter   13:15.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007Budweiser, can  
992.Tim Colson*   13:15.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  This aint no singles race
993.Drinks Like A Girl   13:17.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
994.Mark Watson*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
995.Zander Parker*   13:19.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
996.Emma Ferguson*   13:20.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
997.John Kelly*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
998.Savvas Frantzeskos*   13:20.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
999.Gina "Action" Jackson   13:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...F242004can  Penalty Lap, PB
1000.Dave "Old Man" Witiluk   13:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M222009Canadian, bottle  Penalty Lap. The Old Man had an impressive race despite a lot of vomiting.
1001.Joe Ho   13:22.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M232006Labbat's Blue, can  
1002.Heather Brown*   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicF2013Budweiser, can  PB
1003.Dave Bolan*   13:23.0   Toronto, ON 7th West Toronto ClassicM2013Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1004.Hugo Reyes   13:24.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1005.Mark Conelly*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1006.Bart Kalnay*   13:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1007.Alex Sproll   13:25.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileM362009Molson Canadian, can  
1008.Richard Kelland   13:26.0   Ottawa, ON Old Ottawa South Beer Mile 2010M292010Big Rock Traditional Ale, bottle  50% improvement over last year!
1009.Colin Rhodes   13:27.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Chocolate Milk,   
1010.Craig "Brampton Transit" Sim   13:27.0   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileM192008Canadian, can  Puked like a mother fucker
1011.New Shoez   13:27.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1012.New Shoez    13:28.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1013.Andrew "I Can't Believe I Puked" Shufelt   13:29.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M342008Labbat's Blue, can  Penalty Lap
1014.Ryan    13:30.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1015.Ryan Wilson   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Molson Canadian, can  
1016.Javier Rank   13:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1017.Jeff Kiernan*   13:30.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1018.Chris St. Amand*   13:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1019.Brad Thomas*   13:32.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1020.Dave Potter*   13:33.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1021.Jay Hussak*   13:33.0   Ottawa, ON The 2nd Annual Ottawa Beer MileM232005Old Milwaukee, can  That was a lot harder than I expected
1022.Dave Depiero   13:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM282010Old Milwaukee, can  Maybe a puker?
1023.Danielle Sheahan   13:34.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F262013Steamwhistle, bottle  first to puke followed by an amazing comeback to 4th.
1024.Cass "The Hospitalizer" Evans   13:34.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Stella, bottle  He's gonna break your ankles
1025.Matt Demeo*   13:35.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1026.Omar Hafez*   13:35.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1027.Kevin Beatty*   13:36.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1028.Sydney "low blow" Lowe   13:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F202013Budweiser, can  Gutted out her first race with the team in a while
1029.Alex Magdanz   13:37.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Chocolate Milk,   
1030.Dustin "Dusty" Demille   13:37.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Laker, can  *vomit penalty lap
1031.Wes Moore*   13:39.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
1032.T Brown*   13:39.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1033.David Gerhardt   13:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1034.Bob Westman*   13:41.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M222003Old Milwaukee, can  My 48 speed did not help me one bit
1035.Scott "Uncle" Reid   13:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Canadian, can  This guy sucks, rocked a couple barfs after finishing
1036.Jay "Can I drink soda water please?" Brecher   13:42.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014Club Soda, can  Penalty lap
1037.Simon Hoggett*   13:42.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1038.Chris Napier*   13:42.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1039.Jeff Strachan*   13:43.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1040.Ray Sacuevo   13:44.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Labatt Blue, can  Two minutes slower than last year!
1041.Greg Hornblower*   13:44.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1042.Doug    13:45.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1043.Doug Kells   13:45.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Molson Canadian, can  
1044.Tara Lohmann*   13:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...F1997  
1045.Caroline K*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182003Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1046.Sasha Hodder*   13:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F222003Milwaukee's Best, can  Tried to skip the drinking part
1047.Roger Moss   13:45.5   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser, can  
1048.Roger    13:46.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1049.Cass Evans   13:46.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1050.Tom Zverina*   13:47.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1051.Rory Blackadder*   13:48.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
1052.John Simon*   13:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1053.Scott [Unknown]*   13:48.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1054.Juliann Desjardins   13:49.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F182006Labbat's Blue, can  
1055.Justin Smith*   13:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M212002Stroh's, can  Stroh's BLOWS
1056.Joel Musial   13:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1057.O'Brien Gibbons*   13:52.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile1999  
1058.Kevin Beatty*   13:52.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1059.Mark Mohamed   13:52.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Spritz up (soda pop), can  Rookie Mile, to much carbonation in pop
1060.Chris D'Estere*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M202003Old Milwaukee, can  That was fucking tough
1061.Ashley Korman*   13:53.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  My hips hurt
1062.Colin Playle   13:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1063.Sue Holland*   13:54.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
1064.Alec "Thompson" Proudfoot   13:55.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M182013Lakeport Honey, can  His goal was to not come last. Mission accomplished
1065.Brian Stasiak*   13:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1066.Brett Snider   14:00.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1067.Joe Hoe*   14:00.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I am not the jack of this trade
1068.Greg Thomas*   14:00.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1069.Chris Lee   14:01.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2M2010Mixed Bag, can  1st Beer Mile
1070.D Waite*   14:01.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1071.Dan Zinzer*   14:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Carlsberg, can  
1072.Ben Reentovich   14:02.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009Labbat's Blue, can  
1073.Halfwit    14:02.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F362014Steamwhistle, can  Destroys PB.
1074.Allan Pribaz*   14:02.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1075.Josh Wilson*   14:06.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileM192004can  
1076.Tom Beale*   14:08.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1077.Tim Durocher*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1078.Caroline Shilhan*   14:09.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileF1997  
1079.Andrew Spencer*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1080.Steve Shigeishi*   14:10.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1081.Mark "I beat Irondad" Linseman*   14:11.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM162001Stroh's, can  
1082.Allen "Kung Fu" Kim*   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :19,:87,:66,:111,:180,:122,:73,:91,:104 penalty lap
1083.Derrick Ritwinzky   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1084.Mike Aquino   14:13.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1085.Nick Daube*   14:14.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1086.Elliot "Big Head" Burger   14:14.8   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Black Ice, can  Rookie Mile, lots of vomit
1087.Mark Kiteley*   14:15.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
1088.David "Bike Rack" Kelly   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM232009Labatt Blue, can  Wore a soccer ref's uniform and yellow-carded DNF guy for being too emo and DNF'ing, also a puker
1089.Ben Zaporzan   14:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M202009Heineken, can  
1090.Grant Strachan*   14:16.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1091.Johanna Evers   14:17.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicF282011Amsterdam blonde, bottle  
1092.Johanna    14:18.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011F2011bottle  
1093.Arden Beddoes*   14:18.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM222004Old Milwaukee, can  What's beer again?
1094.Mike Midmer*   14:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1095.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight*   14:18.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  PB, 1st jumper
1096.Kan Singh*   14:19.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X1998  
1097.Brad Young*   14:20.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1098.Cory Fearon*   14:20.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #11999  
1099.Joe Pelopidas   14:21.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  couldn't hold it in. Extra lap.
1100.Colin Ward*   14:21.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1101.Scott Garinther*   14:23.4   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1102.Mark Arsenault*   14:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1103.Jason "100m kick" Milliquet   14:25.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M182004can  Came with nothing, borrowed shoes/spandex/beer!
1104.Mark Arsenault*   14:25.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1105.Kevin "Wore a hockey jersey" Karlsen   14:27.0   Sarnia, ON 1st Annual Sarnia St. Pats Beer M...M192004can  Loved being last place
1106.Jakeb Ambeau   14:30.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM82010Juice boxes,   Woohoo. Nice dress!
1107.Heather "H-Mac" McLoed*   14:30.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF202002Export, can  
1108.Casket Case   14:31.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M342013Keith's IPA, can  
1109.Max Cowlen*   14:32.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Barfed cherries and grapes
1110.New Shoez   14:32.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M2013Heineken, can  Technical DNF for drinking European pussy 330ml beers
1111.Chris Rasmussen*   14:33.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  Longest flowing puke of the night
1112.Lisa "The Lazer" Alaimo   14:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F202009Canadian, bottle  Impressive finish for the Lazer. She has great untapped potential as a beermiler
1113.Johanna Evers   14:35.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer MileF262009Amsterdam Blonde, bottle  top female in inaugural Rat Beer Mile
1114.Mike Williams*   14:35.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1115.Wesley Moore*   14:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1116.Paul Martin*   14:36.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1117.Rob Richer*   14:37.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :26,:91,:52,:125,:85,:121,:181,:93,:103 penalty lap
1118.Pat Janeczek*   14:37.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1119.Mike Midmer*   14:37.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1120.Mark Arsenault*   14:39.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXM1997  
1121.Drew "burnsie" Grahame   14:42.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM242004Steeler, can  
1122.Mike "Birchy" Birch*   14:42.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M242010Molson Canadian, can  No longer feeling victory in his blood
1123.Rob Campbell   14:43.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  
1124.Damian Antonio*   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
1125.Jon "Jonny M" Markiewicz   14:44.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M242005Molson Canadian, can  Walked It
1126.Quentin Osborne*   14:45.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1127.Blain Kelly*   14:45.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Canadian, can  
1128.Mark Arsenault*   14:45.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1129.Blain Kelly*   14:47.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Canadian, can  penalty lap
1130.Jeff Bone*   14:48.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M212004Stroh's, can  got to the line from Windsor just in time
1131.Jeff Blair*   14:48.6   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1132.Mark Linseman*   14:51.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1133.Connor Teskey*   14:54.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1134.Dan Way   14:55.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1135.Adam McKinnon*   14:56.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1136.Sasha Bond*   14:56.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...M192003Old Milwaukee, can  At least I finished
1137.Shannon Hunt*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile1996  
1138.Bill Petrcich*   14:57.0   Kingston, ON Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1139.Trefor Evans   14:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1140.Scott "Scooter" Curry*   14:58.0   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM282003Labatt 50, can  
1141.Johanna Evers   14:58.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 2F2010Amsterdam Natural Blojnde Lager, bottle  First Female-Vomitted
1142.Corey Beckett   14:58.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Lakeport Honey, can  
1143.Grant Strachan*   14:59.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1144.Diamond Duck   14:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M432013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  PB - 6 minutes quicker than previous, perhaps as he didn't have to worry about LiD being locked in his trunk this time
1145.Ryan Blatchford   15:01.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2007bottle  
1146.Kaylie Iserhoff   15:05.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF212010Canadian, can  Great projectile
1147.Melanie "fish tank" Mclean   15:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F202009variety pack, can  Penalty Lap. This lady showed up as a spectator and decided to race despite a bad cold. In her prime she has the potential to break world records!
1148.Bob Dunlop*   15:05.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M222010Budweiser, can  Biggest barf of the event, held off until the end
1149.Dave Creighton*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1150.Steve Shigeishi*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1151.Pete Steponaitis*   15:07.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1152.Shannon Coles*   15:07.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileF202002Export, can  
1153.Jen Roberts   15:08.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1154.Airtight in a Swordfight    15:08.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...M222014Laker Lager, can  PB; Speed walked first three laps, ran last lap
1155.celestialspeedster    15:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Chocolate Milk, cup  Stomach made cheese hours later.
1156.Gary Hastings*   15:09.6   Burlington, ON 3rd Annual Burlington Beer MileM1999  
1157.Chris Courtemanche*   15:10.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006  
1158.Dave Scott   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Taped to Dimeji
1159.Dimejilow Olowojoyelu   15:12.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1160.Mike Midmer*   15:15.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1161.Kevin Beatty*   15:17.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1162.Conor McKaignay*   15:19.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1163.Andrew Lahey*   15:19.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  Rookie
1164.Kelly-Lynn Spretigue   15:20.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Chocolate Milk,   
1165.Erin McNeill   15:21.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
1166.Thomas Parker   15:22.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Rum & Coke, can  First place in the Muslim Appreciation Mile
1167.Suzanne Garrett*   15:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF1996  
1168.Ashley Korman*   15:25.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  At least I beat Sam
1169.Andrew M*   15:26.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM172002Export, can  
1170.Chris Saunders*   15:27.0   (Unknown), ON Badger Beer MileM1999  
1171.Jake Breuer*   15:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Next time I am training
1172.Melissa Lippert   15:28.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet, can  Penalty lap
1173.Mike Whitehead*   15:29.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1174.Alberto Picard-Ami   15:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  Tallboys
1175.Chris James*   15:31.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1176.Ian "No Comment" Westra   15:31.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  Penalty Lap, PB
1177.Steve Bentley*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
1178.Mark Kitely*   15:32.0   Windsor, ON Inaugural Windsor Beer MileM1998  
1179.Chris Singh*   15:32.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM182006Canadian, can  :34,:94,:92,:109,:179,:128,:210,:86
1180.Brad Thomas*   15:33.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1181.Brian Ashbourne*   15:33.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  I like fighting
1182.Travis "Governor of Givin'er" Cummings   15:34.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M212006Lucky, can  Terrible race, couldn't hold her down
1183.Natasha Lane   15:35.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008  
1184.Peter Raimondo   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1185.Mike Zeljckovic   15:36.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1186.Jeff Strachan*   15:37.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1187.Navin Chari   15:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1188.Matt Prior*   15:38.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  penalty lap
1189.Sam Healey   15:38.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F212013Canadian, can  Hates beer but gutted it out like a champ
1190.Chris Rasmussen*   15:40.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  WORE A THONG
1191.Karen Belfall*   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F182006Labatt Blue, can  Rookie, game-time switch to beer
1192.Josh "saggy pant" Mosco   15:41.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M192007Carling, can  
1193.Kirk "Saskatchewanee" Ewen   15:41.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Chocolate Milk,   4 x 500mL Chocolate Milk from Carton, Rookie
1194.Mr. Pink   15:42.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M332013Laker, can  Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
1195.Allan Pribaz*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1196.Colin Ward*   15:43.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1197.Jamie Chisholm*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...1997  
1198.Grant Strachan*   15:44.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1199.Bart Kalnay*   15:45.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1200.Chris Gilbert*   15:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1201.Andrea "Shouldn't Have Kicked" Harrington   15:45.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #4F332005Kieths, can  10m from the line &...oh, oh
1202.Dave Mika   15:46.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008Laker, can  
1203.Michael Cook   15:46.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Molson Canadian, bottle  "The victory was almost as sweet as the beer I regurgitated."
1204.Shawn Vanclief*   15:48.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1205.Jean-Nicholas Duval*   15:50.8   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1206.Mike Tanowicz*   15:51.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1207.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   15:51.0   Thunder Bay, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M272011Molson export, bottle  
1208.Mike Wierech   15:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1209.Grant Strachan*   15:58.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1210.Wet Spot   15:59.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1211.Funky Monkey    16:00.0   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F472014Laker Pilsner, can  Puked after third beer; claimed to have puked a dozen times.
1212.Geoff Randall*   16:01.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1213.Max Cowlen*   16:01.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL: of beer
1214.Mamrian U   16:01.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1215.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   16:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1216.Topher Morris*   16:04.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Who invented this?
1217.Dave Collins*   16:05.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1218.Darrell "18 Minute Beater" Wright   16:07.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM322010Innis and Gun, can  VIKING! puker.
1219.Jeff Strachan*   16:09.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1220.Shawn Brady*   16:10.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1221.Andrew Davis*   16:11.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1222.Jeff Strachan*   16:12.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1223.Grant Strachan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1224.Martha Sirdevan*   16:12.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileF1996  
1225.Amanda Boyle*   16:12.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F262006  
1226.Colin Ward*   16:16.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1227.Mark Arsenault*   16:16.0   Toronto, ON Nigel Gray Stag Beer MileM2000  
1228.Caroline K   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1229.Michelle Furbacher   16:16.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1230.Kat Edwards*   16:17.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural EAA Spring Beer MileF222004  
1231.Sean "Red Squirrel" Roper   16:17.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM372011Budweiser, can  
1232.Geoffrey "Shoebacca" Shoesmith*   16:17.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1233.Alex    16:18.0   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM182004Labbat's Blue, can  
1234.Phillipe M   16:19.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1235.Lucas V.*   16:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer MileM1998  
1236.Amelie Lesser   16:27.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F212008Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1237.Jason Van Wyngarden*   16:27.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2004Old Milwaukee, can  Many girls beat me
1238.Mindy Foise*   16:27.5   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Lakehead University Be...F1995  
1239.Jay "Boots" Boot   16:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM212004black label, can  puked
1240.Darren Bibby   16:29.0   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 22010Alexander Keiths Indian Pale Ale, can  Vomitted
1241.J Hayes*   16:29.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1242.Uncle Phil [Unknown]*   16:30.0   Burlington, ON Pilgramage to Burlington Beer MileM1997  
1243.Not without her Shoes    16:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...F2010Moosehead, can  
1244.A Brooks*   16:30.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1245.Paul Mora   16:30.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008Waterloo Dark, bottle  
1246.Connor Sedweich   16:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1247.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   16:30.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M242010Molson Canadian, can  5 metres short of 4th place, could not hold the barf in
1248.Rob Auld*   16:30.5   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1249.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald   16:34.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M202005Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Penalty Lap
1250.Graeme Cowlen   16:34.8   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM342011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Pure meatball, barfed on his last sip of beer and claims to have given up on his dream after that.
1251.Alwaleed Osman*   16:35.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile1999  
1252.Kazoo    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1253.New Shoez    16:36.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1254.David Creighton*   16:37.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1255.Sam Uchmak*   16:37.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  WAY better than last time
1256.Matthew Gustafson   16:38.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009can  
1257.Sheila Dyer   16:40.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1258.Shawn Smith*   16:40.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1259.Jake Gauthier*   16:40.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Miller High Life, can  
1260.Graydon Raymer*   16:42.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1261.Erin "Sask" Sask   16:43.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileF202004Labbat's Blue, can  4 beers for this girl
1262.Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   16:44.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...M272011  
1263.Mark Aldham   16:44.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1264.Colin Ward*   16:45.0   Kingston, ON Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer ...M1999  
1265.Kristen C   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1266.Peter Miskiel   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1267.Julio K   16:45.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1268.Ian MacKinnon*   16:48.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Moosehead, can  Rookie
1269.Cougar    16:49.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...F2010Moosehead, can  
1270.Jeff Strachan*   16:50.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1271.Matt Pickel*   16:50.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1272.Dan "Little Bitch" L-L   16:51.4   Peterborough, ON Who knew Swimmers could run?M202003Keiths, can  Rookie Mile, had to work an hour after
1273.A Sills*   16:52.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1274.John Asmis   16:57.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1275.Ian Armstrong*   17:00.0   London, ON UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer MileM1996  
1276.Bart Nichol*   17:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1277.Chris Elliot*   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM232003Export, can  
1278.Laura Pearson   17:03.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F232005Molson Canadian, can  Female Champ, PB
1279.Matt Thompson*   17:04.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1280.Becky Carr   17:05.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF202009Budweiser, can  Did the 3 beer mile, and ran a PB, also ran barefoot
1281.Celia "Upchuck" Peters   17:05.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F182006Canadian, can  Top female, puked upon finish
1282.Rohan Pawne   17:05.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1283.Matt Barrett   17:06.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1284.Brown "The Fez" Heather   17:11.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicF382011Budweiser, can  
1285.Kevin    17:11.0   Toronto, ON Beer Mile 2011M2011can  
1286.Kevin Curnock   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Riverdale Park Fall ClassicM2011Budweiser & 1 red rocket, can  
1287.Travis Coulter   17:11.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1288.Dennis "heals" Healy   17:14.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM262004Old Mill, can  triple jump included
1289.Kevin Davis   17:14.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
1290.Thorn    17:15.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Screw Driver, bottle  Showed strong drink mixing skills.
1291.Pia Eastwood*   17:15.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  This is FUN !!!
1292.Patrick Jones   17:15.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1293.Andrew Stronach*   17:16.0   Kingston, ON 1995 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1294.Heather "Browner" Brown   17:18.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF342007can  time includes penalty lap
1295.Nikita Dawe   17:18.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1296.Nick Daube*   17:20.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1297.Dadan Goulet*   17:20.1   Welland, ON Niagara Regional Athletic's 1st A...M1998  
1298.Laura "Fast" Andrighetti   17:21.0   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F212006Canadian, can  Good outing
1299.Julie Lau   17:21.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014Coors Banquet,   Penalty lap
1300.B VanderVliet*   17:21.5   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1301.Josh Schwartz*   17:24.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M192002Stroh's, can  Hates Stroh's with a passion
1302.Mark Arsenault*   17:24.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1303.Mike Aquino   17:24.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileM2007can  
1304.Chris Allington*   17:26.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1305.Chris McKinnon*   17:26.0   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer MileM1999  
1306.Scott Young*   17:26.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Brand new shoes
1307.Nick Wolynsky*   17:26.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M252006Miller High Life, can  Penalty Lap
1308.Alan "Pukie"    17:27.0   Ottawa, ON Orleans Remembrance Weekend Beer...M282011Budweiser, can  puked after the race!
1309.Melissa Buchan*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIF1996  
1310.Allan Pribaz*   17:27.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XIM1999  
1311.Melinda Campbell   17:28.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012F2012Budweiser, can  
1312.Billy Strachan*   17:28.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M172002Stroh's, can  I'm on alcoholic probation why am I in a beer mile
1313.Nicolas Zuriga   17:30.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1314.Byron Goodwin*   17:32.2   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1315.Tom Bima*   17:33.6   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1316.Daryl Fillion*   17:33.7   Kitchener, ON 1996 National Champs Beer MileM1996  
1317.Phil Brownhill   17:35.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Lucky, can  
1318.Emma Ferguson   17:35.0   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212006Labbat's Blue, can  
1319.Matt Bouchard*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1320.Colin Ward*   17:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1321.Jon Cescon*   17:39.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1322.Brandon Lee   17:40.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1323.Colin Ward*   17:44.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1324.Heather McLeod*   17:45.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF242006Lucky, can  (Penalty) A trooper to the very end
1325.Kurt "The Hurt" Kenny*   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M262007Lakeport, can  A wise man once said,
1326.Rob Moore   17:47.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M322009Old Milwaukee, can  It is rumoured he did tall cans...
1327.Peter Ciglenec   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M342013Labatt Blue, can  
1328.Rachael Benton*   17:48.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  I hate you Pete
1329.Emma "Dilemma" Iserhoff   17:48.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF82009Gatorade, cup  This young girl wanted a shot at this race and blew everybody away! Downing 1/4 liter per lap, she blew the rest of the competition away! Watch out world, in a few years she will be setting records! Penalty Lap
1330.Chris Hamilton   17:48.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M202009Alexander Keith's, can  He needs to spend more time with the running team, then perhaps he'll learn the beermiling ways.
1331.Corey Beckett   17:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1332.Allan Williams   17:49.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013M482013Sleeman Cream Ale, can  
1333.Colleen "Cooleener" Forde*   17:50.6   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F202006Schlitz, can  Rookie
1334.Greg "Another Hutch" Hutchinson*   17:50.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M232006Labatt Crystal, can  Rookie? Slowest fastest runner
1335.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   17:52.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Moosehead, can  
1336.Matt Rooke   17:53.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMM2008  Last Male
1337.Pat To*   17:53.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Budweiser, can  Was in a suit
1338.John Kelly*   17:54.0   Kingston, ON 6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M2000  
1339.David Petrie   17:54.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M272013Budweiser, can  only male of the group to do the extra lap.
1340.Steve "Captain Falcon" DeFalco   17:56.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
1341.Christopher "The Cow Man" Gaudreau   17:56.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM192009Upper Canada, bottle  This cow came close to catching Emma. He's alright for a first timer. Penalty Lap.
1342.Michael De Laet   17:57.0   Toronto, ON Shortplane Spring Invitational 2012M2012Budweiser, can  penalty lap
1343.Wayne McIntyre   17:57.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Schlitz TALL BOYS, can  Rookie
1344.Guillermo O'Byrne   17:59.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1345.Pissing Doucheman   17:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M252013Budweiser, can  Forced to finish unfinsished cans at finish.
1346.Laura Robson*   18:00.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1347.Darrell Wright   18:01.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
1348.Mike "Stoney" Livingstone*   18:02.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Budweiser, can  Mario Lemieux Jofa
1349.Derek Caveny*   18:04.0   Kingston, ON 1996 Kingston Spring Beer MileM1996  
1350.Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky*   18:05.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Export, can  penalty lap
1351.Tristan Laycock   18:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M182008  
1352.Cory Fearon*   18:08.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #21999  
1353.Neil Hampson*   18:13.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1354.Nine Up the Back Straight   18:13.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M342014Milwaukee, can  PB: Finally full Kingston graduate. Virgin BMer in every sense. Underestimated Beer Mile difficulty leading to large amount of minutes squating like an Uzbek. Had to work so hard to beat contemporary and vastly more unfit...
1355.Cougar    18:14.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1356.Pissing Doucheman   18:16.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M262013Molson Export, can  Spectacular post race puke
1357.Chris Arnott   18:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Budweiser,   
1358.L Baudoin*   18:16.9   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1359.Andrew Jago*   18:17.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM172004Old Milwaukee, can  I am 17 give me a break
1360.Aidan Mueller   18:17.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1361.Tom Wanks   18:19.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M372014Laker, can  PB: Grown back virgin. Smoker. First mile ran in... well, cumulative life to date...
1362.Ray Comeau*   18:21.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1363.Craig Joleka*   18:21.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1364.Paulo Monte   18:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M252005Molson Canadian, can  Penalty Lap
1365.Jenn Eversley   18:23.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F202008Canadian,   
1366.Rob Moses*   18:26.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1367.Dual Shitizenship   18:29.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M532013Canadian, can  Spectacular finishing straght vomit. Tried to use it as pick up technique with general public
1368.Jose C   18:31.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1369.Andrew "Andy Mac" MacDonald*   18:31.8   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Best male puke
1370.Mora "RUNGEEK" Paul   18:33.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Hard Lager, can  
1371.Dave Spahich*   18:35.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM212005Guinness, can  440 ml cans
1372.Mike "Good Looking" McRae   18:35.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  
1373.Rob Moses*   18:36.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #1M1999  
1374.MC de Beer   18:37.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1375.Matt Kloske*   18:39.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1376.Mark Aldham   18:39.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey, can  
1377.Christina Parfitt*   18:40.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1378.Andrew Montreal*   18:40.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1379.Aura Idgen*   18:42.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1380.S Lewis*   18:44.2   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1381.Max Cowlen*   18:46.0   Hespeler, ON The Test Beer MileM242009Sleeman Original Draught, can  Barfed like crazy, every mL of beer
1382.Ashley Korman*   18:48.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  I get slower every time I do one
1383.Brad Marshman   18:50.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Most enthusiastic performance. Already committed to next year's event.
1384.Peter Sockorski*   18:51.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2005Laker Lager, can  
1385.Amanda Dame*   18:51.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile #3F322004Labbat's Blue, can  Women's Mile, First time, nice!
1386.Dom McPherson   18:51.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1387.J Demeo*   18:54.7   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1388.Michael Cook   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Steam Whistle, bottle  Drank 3 pints of beer before race.
1389.Fernando Rocha   19:00.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1390.Steve "Oh Hey!!!" Bice*   19:01.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM192001Stroh's, can  
1391.David "Shieldsboy" Shields*   19:02.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1392.Michael "Holman" Holman*   19:03.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1393.Matt Dodds*   19:03.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1394.Richard Ren   19:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1395.Diapor    19:07.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Lakeport Honey Lager, can  Slow but steady.
1396.Rob Berg*   19:08.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1397.Mark Arsenault*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1398.Suzanne Garrett*   19:10.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF1997  
1399.Greg Viecioreh*   19:13.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1400.Chris Tuff   19:15.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Lakeport Honey, can  
1401.Stan Yoo   19:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M182008Lakeport Honey, can  
1402.Aidan Solala   19:20.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1403.James Wilkinson*   19:24.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1404.Halfwit    19:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F352014Steamwhistle, can  PB: More than halves BM PB despite snow on track approximately half her height in places. Now officially competitive
1405.Luis Ramirez   19:25.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1406.Airtight in a Swordfight   19:27.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3M122013Steamwhistle, can  Beat Shampoo on third time of asking
1407.Matt [Unknown]*   19:29.0   Kingston, ON 4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1998  
1408.Kyle Knight*   19:30.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM222003Export, can  great sideburns
1409.Jen Roberts*   19:30.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F192003Milwaukee's Best, can  I like rowing better
1410.Sheila Dyer   19:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Best Girl!
1411.John Mackenzie*   19:34.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Be...M182002Stroh's, can  Swears he wasn't last
1412.Bill Petrcich*   19:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1413.Double Header   19:44.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  
1414.Rob Scobie*   19:46.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1415.Ray Comeau*   19:48.0   Burlington, ON Dofasco Beer Mile #2M1999  
1416.Junaid W   19:50.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1417.Mike Aquino   19:51.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Budweiser, can  
1418.Alexis Tsang*   19:54.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I did it, its over
1419.Sarah "Captain Buns" Snable*   19:56.3   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F242006Labatt Blue, can  PB
1420.Kaylie "3/4" Iserhoff   19:57.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Pre Dave Dip's wedding Beermile: ...F2011Lakeport Ice, can  got a red card (two yellows) by DK. One for going too slow and one for the discovery of an un-finished beer in the post race inspection
1421.Reuben Bakker*   19:59.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1422.Leslie Tabler*   20:00.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  At least I finished
1423.Ruthie Cooke*   20:01.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF222003Export, can  owns 4:51 mile PB
1424.John Daniel McNeil   20:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Lakeport Honey, can  
1425.Jeff Strachan*   20:04.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1426.Waiwai L   20:08.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1427.Lo Newell   20:09.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Sleeman Original Draft, can  Surprised to finish and determined to do it again.
1428.Aaron Lampe*   20:10.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM222006Canadian, can  :22,:103,:44,:116,:212,:148,:375,:88,:102 penalty lap
1429.Bryan Baker   20:10.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Favoured to podium. Better luck next year.
1430.Ryan Lahti   20:12.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM172005Budweiser, can  
1431.Tim Bahun*   20:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1432.Rob Auld*   20:13.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1433.Daniel Cobolis   20:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1434.Kaylie "three-quart" Iserhoff   20:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Budweiser, can  1st puker.
1435.Zack "Zackinabox" Tiessen   20:17.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Milwaukees Best, bottle  
1436.Brad Leufkens*   20:18.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M222009Kokanee, can  Barfed
1437.Mark Arsenault*   20:19.1   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIIM1996  
1438.Mangina    20:20.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1439.Greg Lamoureux*   20:20.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM212006Canadian, can  :34,:85,:104,:117,:350,:91,:253,:86,:100 penalty lap
1440.Just Mike   20:25.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7M2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Pre-lubing for AAA coaching event.
1441.Kyle "Skinz" Skinner   20:26.0   Niagara Falls, ON 1st Annual University Winter Brea...M2007Lakeport, can  
1442.Bob Dunlop   20:27.0   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM222010Budweiser, can  Took forever to drink final beer
1443.Heidi ?*   20:28.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IXF1997  
1444.Matt Prior*   20:31.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Export, can  
1445.Vince Avati   20:36.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1446.Greg Warman*   20:37.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1997  
1447.Jeff Ballingal*   20:40.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M182004Budweiser, can  wore a dumb costume
1448.Natalie Patterson   20:42.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2008Canadian, can  
1449.Sarah Potovski*   20:45.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F212003Milwaukee's Best, can  Wow these are hard!
1450.Sebastian C   20:48.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1451.Roger Pielechaty   20:49.0   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008Grasshopper, bottle  Knelt in the grass to spit, not vomit.
1452.Henrique Coppini   20:53.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM2013  
1453.Bill Chafe*   20:53.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1454.Heather McMillan*   20:54.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Pia you suck
1455.McKee Ian*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM262003Keith's, bottle  
1456.Jamie Chisholm*   20:56.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile1998  
1457.Natalie Patterson   20:56.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual West Toronto ClassicF2007can  
1458.Pia Eastwood*   20:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  This is hard
1459.Ryan "Polkaroo" Wight   21:00.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1460.Dual Shitizenship   21:03.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M542014Keith's/Laker, can  Walked in boots bigger than countries bigger than Liechtenstein.
1461.Diamond Duck   21:04.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F452013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Ran own BM after turning up late
1462.Matt Prior*   21:08.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Budweiser, can  
1463.Scott Young*   21:10.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Molson Canadian, can  Finished barfing an hour before the race, a real warrior
1464.Paul Grant   21:11.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Moosehead Lager, can  Rookie
1465.Margaret Lau   21:13.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileF2014can  Lone female runner. Nice work.
1466.Maggie Inrig*   21:16.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't even think I could run a mile
1467.Damien Arnaud*   21:18.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM172006Canadian, can  :26,:113,:93,:116,:354,:120,:325,:131
1468.Chan Justin   21:20.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1469.Susan Wiens   21:20.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F312013Canadian/Moosehead, can  extra lap but still beat Saurabh by more than a minute.
1470.Luis Ramirez   21:20.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian, bottle  
1471.Jenna Bell   21:21.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F202005Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1472.Max Cowlen   21:22.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Canadian, can  Disgrace. Barfed 8 time (at least). Goal was to entertain the ladies and of course the goal was achieved. Other than that this guy sucks.
1473.Josh Chan   21:23.0   Toronto, ON 5th Annual West Toronto ClassicM2011Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomit penalty lap
1474.B Stiles*   21:24.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  CU
1475.Shevon MacLean*   21:25.0   Sudbury, ON 1997  
1476.K Miller*   21:26.8   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...M2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1477.Patrick Beauchesne   21:27.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Labbat's Blue, can  
1478.Sleepy    21:30.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1479.Davis "Yea-vis" Dowhaniuk   21:32.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...M192005Labatt Blue, can  Rookie
1480.Brian Lindsay*   21:33.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1481.Pavel    21:36.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!2008  
1482.Jon "Sir Alley-cat mcGrath" Kilcullen   21:40.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Labatt 50, can  Puked many a time
1483.Taylor Walker   21:40.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Corona, bottle  
1484.Tyler Reid*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON Brown Bottled Pop MileM1997  
1485.Mike Caza*   21:42.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1486.Mark "Beault" Archambeault*   21:43.0   Sarnia, ON Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer MileM202001Stroh's, can  
1487.Jeremy "Sweet Deal" Daniels*   21:43.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM222003Export, can  
1488.Steph Hord*   21:50.0   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F182003Old Milwaukee, can  Slow and Steady wins the race
1489.Daniel Stilla   21:50.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileM202010Kokanee, bottle  Just had wisdom teeth removed and might have vomited up a stitch.
1490.Paul Mackinnon*   21:50.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM182003Kokanee, can  
1491.Mark Aldham*   21:51.0   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileM202006Canadian, can  :33,:100,:96,:111,:310,:92,:353,:102,:114 penalty lap
1492.Shirtless Guy #1*   21:51.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192005Canadian, can  Forgot his name
1493.Andrew Montreal*   21:53.0   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Stroh's, can  
1494.Sam Roger*   21:53.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1495.Tom Parker*   21:54.0   Waterloo, ON Inaugural UW Invitational Beer MileM192003Export, can  
1496.Chris Baninga*   21:54.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192005Canadian, can  
1497.Kayte Mcleod*   21:57.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  Sophomore curse
1498.Surabhi Venkatesh*   21:57.9   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F192006Moosehead, can  PB
1499.Josh [Unknown]*   22:00.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1500.Kurtis "Champ" Nelson*   22:02.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1501.Hai Poo Guy    22:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1502.Just Cuntstubble   22:06.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M342013Milwaulkee, can  PB - Tallboy Record - claims Hogtown big cans best in threatening BM debut. Also lost wallet on track
1503.Tim Francis*   22:08.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1504.Joe Linseman*   22:08.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M252005Export, can  
1505.Kevin Lunnie*   22:09.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1506.Gillian McCallum   22:10.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F182004Berghoff Original, can  Jesus, God, no. I puked...
1507.Becki Porter   22:15.0   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2013F2013Budweiser, can  
1508.Joe Bondy-Denomy*   22:17.0   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM212006Lakeport Honey, can  Rookie; excellent finishing sprint
1509.Paul MacKinnon*   22:18.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  wanted to drink Kokanee
1510.Danish Iqbal   22:20.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M182004Coke, can  Runner-up in Muslim Appreciation Mile
1511.Pat To*   22:23.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010M252010Budweiser, can  Hot Dog
1512.Brett Kilty*   22:26.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1513.Okey "Okey" ?   22:30.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM202004Labbat's Blue, can  
1514.Ted Bailey*   22:30.0   Kingston, ON 5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer M...M1999  
1515.Kaylie "Walk-in" Iserhoff   22:38.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalF232009Schlitz, can  Friends with fishtank
1516.Rory Blackadder*   22:46.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile1998  
1517.Arif Khimani   22:47.0   Toronto, ON 2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer MileM2014can  Beat Saurabh's time from last year by 10 seconds.
1518.Saurabh Chaudhry   22:49.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M292013Moosehead, can  is determined to do much better next time.
1519.Patrick Nolan*   22:50.0   Kingston, ON Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer M...M2000  
1520.Jimmy Prine*   22:55.0   Sarnia, ON 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileM182003Export, can  vomited violently and frequently
1521.Mangina    23:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1522.HaiPooGai    23:01.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7F2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Spectacular final lap triple vomit ensuring a light on his feet penalty lap
1523.Dan Abram   23:02.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008Coors Light,   
1524.Shampoo    23:05.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  
1525.Mike "you're an embarassment to people who dri" Lefevbre   23:05.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007M212007Lakeport, can  
1526.Channa K   23:10.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1527.Karolina Zukowski   23:14.0   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F222005Molson Canadian, can  Rookie
1528.Chris "Coach" Singh   23:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M212008Lakeport Honey, can  Just can't run & chug
1529.Johnny Cockring *   23:23.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1530.Ashley Harvey   23:24.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F272013Moosehead, can  extra lap.
1531.Neil "Rodman" Irvine   23:25.0   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  Not much to say. Finnished the Race?
1532.Andrew Morreale   23:26.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM202006Yankee Jim, can  Amazing showing.
1533.Kyle "Desy" Desmoreaux   23:27.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM252005Canadian, can  
1534.Jenna Holtz   23:28.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1535.Jen Roberts*   23:28.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  At least it wasn't 30 mins
1536.Alex Murphy   23:34.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1537.Cougar    23:40.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1538.Jamie Chisholm*   23:41.3   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIII1996  
1539.Miles [Unknown]*   23:44.0   Kingston, ON 2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1997  
1540.Tom "T-Willy" Whillans   23:45.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Beer mileM192004Labbat's Blue, can  puked more then he ran
1541.Heather McMillan*   23:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1542.Tyler Reid*   23:45.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Lakehead University Be...M1996  
1543.Mr. Pink   23:52.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M332014Laker, can  Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.
1544.Mark "The Einster" Einwechter*   23:56.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M232009Kokanee, can  Greased up his hair, also barfed up and saw tomato
1545.Laura Robson*   23:59.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I can't wait for the next one
1546.Jeff Borsuk   24:00.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M272009can  Extra puke lap
1547.Dave Francis*   24:02.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006Budweiser, can  
1548.Jamie Chisholm*   24:07.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic X1998  
1549.Terry Bell*   24:10.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileM212004Old Milwaukee, can  I was a figure skater in another life
1550.Airtight in a Swordfight   24:10.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M212013Canadian, can  Actually tried and actually failed to beat Shampoo's best BM time.
1551.Sam Kelly*   24:11.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Gloucester Beer MileF192004Canadian, can  
1552.Scotty "Scotty Don't" Swarbreck   24:11.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M192004Berghoff Original, can  I ran a penalty lap, I hurt bad. Serves me right for showing up drunk.
1553.James Lippold*   24:11.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1554.Jim Gough*   24:13.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer MileM1997  
1555.Jen Lavoie*   24:15.0   Sudbury, ON F1997  
1556.Brad Thomas*   24:19.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1557.Jess Fitzgerald   24:20.0   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...F192004Berghoff Original, can  I gagged after the first beer, but I held 'er in..
1558.Amanda "Female Champ!" Dame   24:23.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008F362008Labbat's Blue, can  Beat Dunne on the first beer.
1559.Heather Hillsburg   24:34.0   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009F262009Lakeport Honey, can  Her ultimate beermile goal is to go under 22, I think she can go under 20 at least.
1560.Geoff "Shoe" Shoesmith*   24:35.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM212002Export, can  ran entire race dressed as crucified jesus
1561.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   24:37.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF212005Molson Export, can  Rookie, 1:28 penalty lap, female drunken dash winner
1562.Brent Dufton*   24:41.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1563.Chad Marynuk*   24:48.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M262006  
1564.Marcel Marriott   24:52.0   Lindsay, On 2005 Lindsay Beer MileM192005Budweiser, can  
1565.Tamara Agar   24:55.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF212006Alexander Keiths, can  Was really drunk!
1566.Murphy Champagne*   25:00.0   Sudbury, ON Northern Ontario Beer Mile1997  
1567.Damon Gogul   25:03.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1568.Ian Bertrand*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1569.Kevin Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1570.Chris Lee*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1571.John Bowden*   25:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1572.Christina Parfitt*   25:07.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I tried hard
1573.Carly Drake   25:15.0   North Bay, ON Nipissing Beer Mile 2007F192007MacLays, can  
1574.Caroline K*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1575.Sasha Hodder*   25:21.0   London, ON The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2004Old Milwaukee, can  I didn't cheat this time!
1576.Brian Lindsay*   25:22.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM322003Kieths, can  Penalty Lap- 67seconds!
1577.Stacey "One of the Models!" Myers   25:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF222007Coors, bottle  Proud Silver Medallist
1578.Jess "Messy Jessy" Fitzgerald   25:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF232007Laker, bottle  The Biggest Loser!
1579.Spencer Tessier   25:45.0   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileM212010James Ready, bottle  Better late than never!
1580.Erin Campbell   25:53.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Old Milwaukee, can  First timer. Hopefully not a last-timer. Puker.
1581.Allan Pribaz*   25:58.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic VIIM1995  
1582.Doug "Doug'er" Scott   26:00.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM422009Molson Ex, can  He's a doctor
1583.Roger Pielechaty   26:00.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Grasshopper, bottle  Ran a fifth penalty lap.
1584.Arif Khimani   26:04.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.M262013Moosehead, can  Met both his goals of not puking or coming in last. Aiming for sub 15 next time.
1585.Katerina Daginis   26:06.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Lakeport Honey,   
1586.Nate Rodgers   26:08.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicM202006can  Puked! good show... 3rd beer took a long time...
1587.Kate Mcleod*   26:10.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1588.Shane Blackie   26:16.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M192008can  He used tall boys
1589.Dual Shitizenship   26:23.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M532013Keith's IPA, can  Ran 2 laps backwards
1590.Aims Low   26:24.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1F2013Old Milwaukee, can  Tall Boy cans
1591.Steve Metzger   26:31.0   Toronto, ON No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009M322009can  Extra puke lap
1592.Matt "Prior" Prior*   26:32.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  
1593.Antonio "Wop" Pucci   26:36.0   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM252009Laker Honey, can  A puker
1594.Kasia Broniewicz   26:36.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Puked! Good time rookie
1595.Pat To   26:40.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2011M262011Molson Dry, can  Working out, aiming for 10mins, he didn't make it. if you look at the time you will think how did this guy think he would ever make 10 minutes.
1596.Joe Turner*   26:43.0   Sarnia, ON 2nd Annual Beach Beer MileM202002Export, can  
1597.Paul MacKinnon*   26:47.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M192004Kokanee, can  
1598.Zoriana Workun   26:48.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Canadian,   
1599.Aaron    26:55.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1600.Thorn    27:05.0   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Sleeman, Corona, bottle  
1601.Jamie Chisholm*   27:05.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic IX1997  
1602.Tommy Pearson   27:07.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileM2011  
1603.Sam Uchmak*   27:12.0   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...F202003Milwaukee's Best, can  Slow and steady wins the race
1604.Dapper Sapper *   27:25.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1605.Alex Maher*   27:25.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1606.Laurel McHue*   27:31.0   Sudbury, ON F1997  
1607.Karen Belfall   27:36.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Canadian, can  
1608.Max Cowlen   27:47.5   Hespeler, ON The Fall ClassicM262011Sleeman Original Draught, can  Worst performance by any participant in beer mile history. Sucked on the drinking, sucked on the running, barfed 10-60 times, massive barfs, intense pain, blackouts, finished the race and is still considering just ending it for the good of everyone.
1609.Katy Sims   27:48.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1610.Nate Rodgers   27:55.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1611.Airtight in a Swordfight   27:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M212013Steamwhistle, can  
1612.Amelia Ambridge   28:00.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Awesome run (Puked)
1613.Cathy Grycko   28:14.0   Toronto, ON Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer MileF2007can  
1614.Surabhi Venkatesh*   28:30.0   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF222005Moosehead, can  Rookie, skier
1615.Dual Shitizenship   28:30.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M542013Canadian/vomit, can  FABIO! First ever H4 Penalty lap after puke on lap 3. Drank an extra vodka. Fabio.
1616.Aura Idgen*   28:36.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF192004Old Milwaukee, can  I hate chugging
1617.Genie Pearsall*   28:36.0   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006F242006  
1618.John "McShitty" McCuaig*   28:37.0   Hespeler, ON The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009M242009Lucky Lager, can  A pure warrior
1619.Gerald McKinley*   28:43.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer MileM292003Canadian, can  Rookie Mile, shame on the Irishman.
1620.Jen Roberts*   28:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1621.Andrea Bachand*   28:58.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1622.J Bell*   28:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1623.Spencer "Chumpy Brosef" Tessier   29:08.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileM202009Upper Canada, bottle  Penalty Lap. "Beer was a bad choice."
1624.Anik Leclerc   29:32.0   Ottawa, ON Inaugural Ottawa ClassicF202006can  Oh Anik, (Puked)
1625.Surabhi Venkatesh   29:39.0   Waterloo, ON 7th Annual Spring K-W BMF2008Keiths, can  
1626.L Kellar*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1627.M Harrison-Kelf*   29:58.0   Ottawa, ON Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugur...F2007Lakeport Pilsner, can  UO
1628.Bram "The Hulk"    30:05.0   Toronto, ON 3rd Annual West Toronto ClassicM2008can  
1629.Derek Simard*   30:06.0   Kingston, ON Kingston Classic XM1998  
1630.Paul MacKinnon*   30:13.0   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM202005Export, can  would have done better with Kokanee
1631.Jen Roberts*   30:16.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF192004Old Milwaukee, can  I am slower than Sam
1632.Pearl Barrett   30:35.0   Toronto, ON Skule(tm) Rugby beermileF2011  
1633.Tina Roic*   30:40.0   Ottawa, ON First Annual Ottawa Beer MileF222004Old Milwaukee, can  I hate running and I hate beer
1634.Genna Wood*   30:45.0   London, ON The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer ...F2005Laker Lager, can  
1635.Rob Berg*   30:59.0   Kingston, ON 3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer MileM1998  
1636.Eitan Waldman   31:05.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicM222007Lucky, can  
1637.Ally "Hooters" Stuart   31:16.0   Thunder Bay, ON 2nd Annual Thunder Bay BeermileF202010Canadian, can  Nympho virgin. Puker.
1638.Just Ted   31:59.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M412013Heineken, can  Enjoyed the pain a little too much. Virgin. Pre-lubed. Future pro.
1639.Sex Toy   32:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersF2008Moosehead, can  Drank half a bottle of wine before the mile
1640.Derek Donkers*   32:27.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  next year your dad needs to come out
1641.Amelia Ambridge   32:44.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Labbat's Blue, can  
1642.Back Door Buzz   34:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  
1643.Samantha Bolland   34:43.0   Toronto, ON GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.F262013Moosehead, can  next time, she'll know not to hold it in for so long.
1644.Patricia Ko   34:44.0   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Corona, bottle  
1645.One Hump or 2   34:56.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F342013Laker, can  Not the first Hogtowner to own her boyfriend at the Beer Mile. (Hi Shampoo). Impressive virginity popping.
1646.April Rick   35:12.0   Ottawa, ON 2nd Annual Ottawa ClassicF212007Budweisere, can  
1647.Kevin "His name is Kevin?" Dudley*   35:55.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M202004Export, can  
1648.Kaylie ""Worst Beer Runner Ever" Iserhoff   37:52.0   Iroquois Falls, ON Iroquois Falls' First Ever BeermileF202009Moosehead, can  3rd beermile and slowest one yet. Forgot to "warm up." Will beat Cletus next year.
1649.Funky Monkey   38:44.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F472013Laker, can  Quit after 3rd lap on puke advisory, but ran it out in the end
1650.Ryan Johnson*   40:00.0   Waterloo, ON 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M...M182004Busch, can  only person other than the winner to not barf; i'm proud of you
1651.Half - Wit    40:48.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1652.Andrew Montreal*   42:45.0   Sarnia, ON 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M202005Export, can  Terrible.
1653.Mr. Pink's Brother   46:53.0   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4M322013Laker, can  Airtight, you can now feel better about yourself
1654.Shampoo    47:02.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1655.Anal Compulsion    47:37.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  
1656.Sweet Cheeks    50:00.0   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersM2005Carlsberg, can  
1657.Travis Coulter   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Canadian,   
1658.Stephane DeVayst   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M202008Moosehead, bottle  
1659.Melinda Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Boxer, can  A better organizer than a runner
1660.Rob Campbell   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M522012Boxer and Bud, can  Last minute entry = Random beer
1661.Chis Chapman   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic M302012Budweiser, can  Disappointing debut... especially for an Englishman
1662.Tracey Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F262012Heineken, can  All talk...
1663.Winnie Wong   DNF   Toronto, ON Shortplane Fall Classic F292012Heineken, can  Too much practice?! ;)
1664.Andrea "Midgy #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F202006Carling Black Label, can  Stopped after last beer
1665.Laura "Midget #1" Sardone*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Carling Black Label, can  Fall champ, stopped after last beer!
1666.Alex MacDonald*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M202006Schlitz, can  Stopped at beer 4
1667.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 2
1668.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Chocolate Milk,   Stopped after lap 2
1669.Steve Kristensen*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  Stopped at beer 2
1670.Brianne Deputter*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Labatt Blue, can  Stopped at beer 1
1671.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  My feet hurt
1672.Nancy Gray*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F182002Stroh's, can  The Stank
1673.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F292013Some horrific vodka thing, can  Timer
1674.Tiffany Smith*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  I love puking
1675.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3F342013N/A,   Latecummer
1676.Kristina Pyziak*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002Stroh's, can  I don't like beer
1677.Zac "missed him" Balson   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse ...M222004can  NT, Rookie
1678.na "na" na   DNF   Barrie, ON Georgian college beer mile192007carling, can  
1679.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I timed
1680.Becky Pearson*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I timed too
1681.Sarah Wylie*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I was a judge
1682.Jori Hardin*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Fall Bee...F192002  I was a DD
1683.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F352014Steamwhistle, can  Timer. Didn't time us. Suffered cruel pizza karma.
1684.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M472014Blue 473ml, can  Rode the stairs to the track like it was the Sochi luge. For a 6ft3 200lb+ man displayed remarkable fear about drinking beer.
1685.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2M542014Rum and Cock, helmet  Paedophile beard. Cold Pizza.
1686.Aims Low   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2F472014Canadian 473ml, can  Latecummer. Pussylover.
1687.DNF/Emo "Douche" Guy   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Merry Men InvitationalM202009kokanee, bottle  Got yellow carded, upset, didn't finish, cried later, but on a positive note he said he could squat 300 lbs, none of us knows if this is good, or even cares
1688.Party Straathof*   DNF   Waterloo, ON The Guinness GallopM172005Genuine, can  Valiant effort.
1689.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1F302013Sapporo, can  1 lap, 1x650ml can
1690.Stephanie "Fabolous" King   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006F2006Canadian, can  Hard outing
1691.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #12013Lakeport Honey, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1692.Nick "Sultan of Sway" Esterbauer   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Busch, can  
1693.Tom Wanks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M372013Yankee Jim, can  0 laps, 4 beers
1694.Pierre "Stiks" Landry   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Yankee Jim Honey Lager, can  
1695.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M432013  latecummer
1696.Darryl "Rattlesnake" Blackport   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2006M2006Canadian, can  
1697.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1M162013  latecummer
1698.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8M542013Ringwood, keg  Showed up late. Tapped out to Mr. Pink in impromptu MMA match.
1699.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M122014Double Trouble Prison Break, can  Completed one lap before running for shelter in the Atta Monkey mobile.
1700.Funky Monkey   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F472014Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Women's champ chose to condescendingly watch others fail in 63 knot gusts.
1701.One Hump or Two   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F352014Blanche de Chambly, bottle  Best dressed Beer Miler in History. Didn't mind cats destroying her shoes.
1702.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6M472014Blue 473ml, can  First retiree. Amazingly, considering who is next...
1703.Rose Eh   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6F1572014Granite, cup  We're still waiting for her to arrive...
1704.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6352014Something fancy, can  Latecummer
1705.Attila the Hun   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009Rice Milk, bottle  It felt worst than a rear naked choke.
1706.celestialspeedster    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009Chocolate Soy Milk, bottle  Never thought that soy milk would be worst than dairy.
1707.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Referee
1708.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Spectator
1709.Back Door Buzz    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Only completed half the laps, but drank all his beer
1710.Jon    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009M2009  Referee
1711.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Consumed all his beers and watched from the sidelines
1712.Sweet Cheeks    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House Harriers - Beer...M2010Moosehead, can  Consumed his beer and was the official timer
1713.Cynical Vic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for Liqueur 2009F2009  Spectator
1714.Fatemah H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1715.Joe Stoesser*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004  
1716.Becky H   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1717.Bryant Halsall*   DNF   Sarnia, ON 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria...M192004Old Milwaukee Tall Cans,   cut himself out of cast in order to compete
1718.Graham L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1719.Jennifer L   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1720.Christian D   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1721.Chris M   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1722.Kevin S   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionM2012  
1723.Joanna G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1724.Kaitie G   DNF   Ottawa, ON CGSA Beer Mile - July EditionF2012  
1725.Tony "The Tony" Onorato   DNF   London, ON First Annual Western Wrestling Be...M222004  I was the judge, and what a judge indeed
1726.Backdoor Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M462013Magner's, can  Started first lap to keep warm, found wallet and stopped
1727.Cum Fu Lei   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9F2013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  One lap in high-heeled boots
1728.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M92013Diamond Duck, helmet  Turned up looking for all the world like he'd stepped out of an Archie comic
1729.Coco De Mer   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Lakeport Honey Lager, can  Completed one beer and one lap.
1730.Just Mike   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9M2013Guinness, can  Too much Samichlaus to remember anything but him turning up
1731.Domina    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Referee
1732.Zoe    DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Referee
1733.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #42013  Latecummer
1734.Kristeen Armstrong   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008  Photographer
1735.Dangard Ace   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008  Spectator
1736.Shannon Skelton*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F202003Old Milwaukee, can  Next time I need bread
1737.Jo Yu   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurF2008Sleeman Original Draft, can  Completed two beers and two laps.
1738.Jen Sulpher*   DNF   London, ON The First Annual Western Spring B...F192003Old Milwaukee, can  I don't know what happened
1739.Alaina Lagrou*   DNF   Toronto, ON Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer MileF192006Canadian, can  :31,:104,:200,:135,:710,:114, xx
1740.Grandma Kronic   DNF   Toronto, ON Run for LiqueurM2008  Spectator
1741.Carey Levinton   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1742.Allan Williams   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M452014  
1743.Daniel Hughes   DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014M2014  
1744.Liz    DNF   Toronto, ON Classico Beermile 2014F2014  
1745.Megan Lord-Hoyle*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005can  
1746.Shelly Filer*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005can  
1747.Bill Woods*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M2005can  
1748.Dave McPhee*   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005M2005can  
1749.Caitlin Pietras   DNF   Kingston, ON Queen's University Beer Mile 2005F2005bottle  Rev, unofficial
1750.Blair    DNF   Kingston, ON SLC X-Country InvitationalM192004Labbat's Blue, can  
1751.Matt Demeo   DNF   London, ON The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer ...M222006Labbat's Blue, can  
1752.Emma Iserhoff   DNF   Iroquois Falls, ON 2nd Annual Iroquois Falls BeermileF92010250 ml Chocolate milk,   Too much chocolate milk...
1753.Mik McCully   DNF   Toronto, ON 4th Annual West Toronto ClassicM402009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  vomitted after 1st lap!
1754.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1755.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1756.One Hump Or Two    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F352014Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; On After Arriver and destroyer of snack dreams
1757.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1758.Loopy    DNF   Toronto, ON Swordfish HHH Beer Mile Series: M...F132014Denison's Weissbier, can  DNS; Showed up to the on after before the actual beer mile event started, thus ruining plans to get snacks.
1759.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1760.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1761.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1762.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1763.Ryan Wilson   DNF   Toronto, ON Rat Beer Mile 22010Molson Canadian, can  Should have tried vomitting?
1764.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1765.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1766.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1767.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1768.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1769.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1770.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1771.Gordan "GQ" Quan*   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03182003Yankee Jim,   DFL
1772.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1773.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1774.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1775.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1776.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1777.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1778.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1779.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1780.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1781.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1782.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1783.Dan "goose 2" Gosselin   DNF   Windsor, ON Windsor Spring Beer MileM232004doesn't matter, can  DFL
1784.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1785.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1786.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1787.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1788.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1789.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1790.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1791.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1792.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1793.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1794.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1795.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1796.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1797.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1798.Liz "Lizard" Van Every*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F192007Lakeport, can  For all the hype, a poor showing
1799.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1800.Sarah "Swannie" Swan*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F2007Canadian, can  12min isn't so easy now, is it swanny. It is harder than it looks.
1801.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1802.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1803.Jonas "The Sweed" Holmberg   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M252007can  Let's just start pouring beer on our chest
1804.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1805.Nigel "Bronze Boy" Rhodde   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M2007can  Dropped out for unknown reasons
1806.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1807.Mel "Youngster" McLean*   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F182007Canadian, can  Another dissapointing run
1808.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1809.Tafline "Travlivie" Tong   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...F2007can  Even though Taf wasn't in the hype or in the betting pools no one thought that the result would be a DNF
1810.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1811.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1812.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1813.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1814.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1815.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1816.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1817.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1818.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1819.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1820.Max Cowlen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Enterprise Beer MileM242010Old Milwaukee, can  Puked mysterious yellow puke
1821.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1822.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1823.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1824.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1825.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1826.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1827.Just Matt   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Didn' run, drank our vodka
1828.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1829.Shadow    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Late cummer
1830.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1831.Stunt Boobs    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5M2013  Late cummer
1832.Andrew Yorke   DNF   Hamilton, ON 89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold ...2009  
1833.HaiPoo Gai   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5F2013  There in spirit
1834.Murphy Champagne*   DNF   Sudbury, ON Nickel City Beer Mile 2006M2006  
1835.Emie "trainer" Ukwuoma*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM212005Labatt Genuine Draft, can  200m total
1836.Fadi "Patty" Dawood   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...2007can  
1837.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M122013Laker, can  Blamed pre-lubing on Maccy Ds for an inability to beat Shampoo's time and subsequent inability to finish
1838.Wet Pussy   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M512014Labbat's Blue, can  Gave up due to snow higher than any point in the Netherlands making PB impossible. Winner beat his PB.
1839.Colin Rhodes   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005Chocolate Milk,   Done after 3.5 laps, Rookie, skier, drunken dash winner (12.7)
1840.Stephanie "Female Champ" Peltier   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...2007can  
1841.Halfwit    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F342013?,   Official observer/Stunt Boobs carrot
1842.Airtight in a Swordfight   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M122014Canadian, can  Gave up due to guaranteed failure due to more cumulative cm of snow than years lived on the planet
1843.Charles Curtis   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMM252005can  Done after 2 laps, Rookie
1844.Back Door Buzz   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M462013Strongbow, can  Turned up 1 minute too late for the Dualz puke fountain, drank all his alcohol
1845.Twincest    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10F332014  Made us wait for 15 mins in sub-zero, just to tell us she wasn't running. Wants to run next one.
1846.Dustin "Street Fighter" Pearson   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be...M192007can  
1847.Helen Keller   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F2013Homebrew, bag  Post-date celebrations
1848.Stunt Boobs   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M352014Granite, keg  Halfwit carrot
1849.HaiPooGai    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6M2013Homebrew, bottle  Garden preservation celebration
1850.Dual Shitizenship   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M542014Kaiser, can  Latecummer, changed our water into wine
1851.Kunt Fluffula   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6F2013  Resurrection appearance. Dualz erection appearance.
1852.Diamond Duck   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M472014Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Latecummer, cat worrier
1853.Greg Moore*   DNF   London, ON The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ...M2003Milwaukee's Best, can  My head hurts
1854.Lost in Dicktaking   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10M92014Rainbows and Fairy Magic, helmet  Latecummer, pussy avoider
1855.Jason "the hero" Pinard   DNF   Thunder Bay, ON Twilight Beermile 2009M292009Black Ice 750ml, can  He attempted the impossible by drinking 4 7.5% 750ml cans of Black Ice and made it through 3! Although he DNF Jason is a role model to us all for his bravery
1856.Lisa Nguyen   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer ClassicF232013Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Super marathon runner, yes. Super beer drinker, no.
1857.Andy Harman   DNF   Hespeler, ON Summer Classic2013Pabst Blue Ribbon,   Got talked in to it. Showed up in his badass hotrod and jeans. After 1 beer, called it a career.
1858.Cameron Tymstra   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey,   
1859.Josh Priestman   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!M222008Lakeport Honey, can  
1860.Alex Giancarlo   DNF   Sarnia, ON 6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer MileF212006Gin, bottle  Completed 2 laps on 1 leg
1861.Rhea Salinas   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F192008Keith's, bottle  
1862.Cougar    DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...F2013  Timing awesomeness
1863.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan...M702013  GMing
1864.Chris Angelatos   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013M192013Brava, can  Santa couldn't handle his liquor. Too warm
1865.Erin "Sladerade" Slade   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F202013Red Racer, can  Made it 1.5 beers...
1866.Kathy Grycko   DNF   Toronto, ON UofT Engineering Rugby!F202008Canadian,   
1867.Lindsay Kary   DNF   Kingston, ON Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013F182013Canadian, can  Threw up during first beer
1868.Alex, Bruce, Darryl, Michael "The Relay"    DNF   Waterloo, ON Scott's Bachelor PartyM332003Labatt 50, can  These guys actually did finish (7:52) but as a relay.
1869.Coel Findlay*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M202006Lakeport Pilsner, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans / spill
1870.Andrea "Glutin Lovin" Taylor   DNF   Peterborough, ON Post CIS XC Beer MileF222008Tequila, bag  grose
1871.Nathan Palmer*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...M192006Canadian, can  DQ - Bottles & Cans mixed (Corona)
1872.Nadia Cum Eat Me    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  Quit after 1 beer
1873.Kate Bickle*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1874.Maddy Noble*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario...F212006Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
1875.Nathans "Sissy Boy" Richard*   DNF   Toronto, ON Innagural High Park RaceM272003Labatt's Blue, can  Couldn't finish the last can...
1876.Kate Bickle   DNF   Waterloo, ON 4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Pol...F202005Molson Canadian, can  DQ - Refused to do penalty lap
1877.Julie "Midget #2" Maruska*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF202005Stella Artois, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1878.Tiffany Duncan*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF222005Moosehead, can  DQ - 3 beers & 1 chocolate milk, Rookie
1879.Wet n' Dirty    DNF   Toronto, ON Hogan's Hash House HarriersF2005Carlsberg, can  Quit after 3 beers
1880.Andrea "Midget #3" Cousineau*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF202005Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, Rookie
1881.Trudy "TruDat" Gardner*   DNF   Waterloo, ON 5th Annual Fall K-W BMF242005Moosehead, can  DQ - Spill With Intent, 1:55 penalty lap
1882.Sweet Cheeks   DNF   Toronto, ON Hogans Hash House HarriersM2008Moosehead, can  Witnessed event as he was the DD







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