| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Todd "Vajayjay" Vlieger |
6:12.1 |
Brookings, SD | Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil... | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | NEW SD Record - simply amazing performance |
| 2. | Allen "The Champion" Wood |
6:20.0 |
Spearfish, SD | The Commencement of a summer of s... | M | 22 | Budwieser, can | Ran mostly solo |
| 3. | Todd "Vajayjay" Vlieger |
6:21.6 |
Brookings, SD | SDSU Annual Beer Mile | M | 23 | Budweiser, can | The Champ |
| 4. | Allen Wood* |
6:48.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 21 | busch heavy, can | State record holder |
| 5. | Matt "Dark Horse" Heisman* |
6:50.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | SD state Record |
| 6. | Allen "The Champion" Wood* |
6:54.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 22 | Busch Heavy, can | 2 Timer |
| 7. | Greg Vollmer |
6:56.8 |
Brookings, SD | SDSU Annual Beer Mile | M | 21 | Coors, can | good debut |
| 8. | Jake Schneller |
6:57.2 |
Brookings, SD | SDSU Annual Beer Mile | M | 21 | Coors, can | 800 star lost to vollmer in final stretch |
| 9. | Allen "allawoo" (4 time) Wood* |
7:00.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 24 | Budwieser, can | |
| 10. | Alex Lohr |
7:16.6 |
Brookings, SD | SDSU Annual Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 11. | Laine "young buck" Parish* |
7:19.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | lots of potential |
| 12. | Mike Krsnak |
7:46.7 |
Brookings, SD | SDSU Annual Beer Mile | M | 20 | Coors, can | better than expected |
| 13. | Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter* |
7:56.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | Beat Former SD state record |
| 14. | Birch "awesomest" (salty with a hint of pepper)H* |
8:00.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budwieser, can | cross house pride |
| 15. | greg "downunder thunder" darbyshire |
8:01.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | M | 26 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 16. | Trent "Watermelonless" Waage* |
8:05.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 22 | Busch Heavy, can | A Strong Debut |
| 17. | Ronnie Kyllo |
8:14.8 |
Brookings, SD | SDSU Annual Beer Mile | M | 19 | Coors, can | looked promising after first beer |
| 18. | eric "canonball" hansen |
8:15.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | world record holder |
| 19. | Sarah "Flocker" Hanson* |
8:17.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | F | 18 | Budweiser, can | 16th fastest women ever |
| 20. | chris "cornhole" gruenhagen |
8:25.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 20 | Budweiser, can | |
| 21. | Zach "Young Blood" Condon* |
8:29.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 18 | Busch Heavy, can | Suprise time |
| 22. | Chad "Conference Champion" Porsch* |
8:39.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 22 | Busch Heavy, can | Biggest Shit Talker |
| 23. | Dan "The Fabled" Brelje* |
8:40.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 20 | Busch Heavy, can | Also a strong debut |
| 24. | Birch Haraden* |
8:50.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 19 | nothing illegal, can | strong contender |
| 25. | Jeremy "CaveCrab" Miller* |
8:56.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 22 | Budwieser, can | completely unexpected |
| 26. | Trev "goldenlocks" Fiedler* |
9:10.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Budwieser, can | beats older brother again |
| 27. | Birch "Salt & Pepper" Haraden* |
9:13.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 20 | Busch Heavy, can | Originally seeded #2, a true dissapiontment |
| 28. | Paul Herrold* |
9:30.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 19 | nothing illegal, can | aided by a hawk |
| 29. | Alex "WTF" ? |
9:33.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Bud Light, can | who are you |
| 30. | Brad "B-Man" Lowery* |
9:45.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | M | 23 | Budweiser, can | penalty Lap, Retired, first lap in 58 seconds fadded hard to 4th |
| 31. | Mark (Memory Palace) Bjornson* |
9:45.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 19 | nothing illegal, can | smiled the entire way |
| 32. | Mark "defeated you in the cave" Mazza II* |
9:46.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Geniune Draft, can | A solid effort |
| 33. | Mark "The puker" Mazza II* |
9:48.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 20 | Busch Heavy, can | Penalty Lap |
| 34. | matt "easylover" pearson |
9:49.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 26 | Budweiser, can | |
| 35. | Lars Mattison |
9:53.1 |
Brookings, SD | SDSU Annual Beer Mile | M | 19 | Coors, can | penalty lap |
| 36. | megan "love buns" poppens |
10:01.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | F | 20 | Budweiser, can | womens world record |
| 37. | Scott "W" Weispfennig |
10:01.3 |
Brookings, SD | Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil... | M | 23 | Miller High Life, can | seasoned veteran off his game today |
| 38. | eric "cannonball" hansen |
10:07.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | M | 23 | Grain Belt, can | puked penalty lap |
| 39. | KC Fiedler* |
10:15.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 19 | nothing illegal, can | most unsportsmanlike |
| 40. | josh "clitripper" klawitter |
10:17.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | puked |
| 41. | Josh "Clitripper" Klawitter |
10:29.9 |
Brookings, SD | Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil... | M | 23 | Miller High Life, can | getting worse every year |
| 42. | Neil "Severus" Long* |
10:30.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budwieser, can | potions and shit |
| 43. | Andy "Deest" VanDeest |
10:38.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Black Hills Drunk Fest | M | 22 | Bud Light(1 Red Dog), bottle | |
| 44. | KC "almost as bad as Bjornson" Fiedler* |
10:42.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 22 | Budwieser, can | penalty lap |
| 45. | Dan "Lady Killer" Winders |
10:54.6 |
Brookings, SD | Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil... | M | 19 | Coors Original, can | Not bad for a sprinter |
| 46. | Trent Mack |
10:59.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Black Hills Drunk Fest | M | 22 | Red Dog/Bud Light, bottle | |
| 47. | Mark Mazza II* |
11:02.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 19 | nothing illegal, can | penalty lap |
| 48. | Jed "Kids on a stringer" Morgan* |
11:07.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | jaine wasn't as good as Led today |
| 49. | Josh "Wenona Cook's Pride" Kirchner* |
11:28.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 20 | Busch Heavy, can | An unnattached runner |
| 50. | Nate "Taco" McKewon |
11:56.5 |
Brookings, SD | SDSU Annual Beer Mile | M | 18 | Coors, can | represented the freshmen |
| 51. | Jason "Kobe" (Easy) Bierle* |
11:57.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | three quarter boner |
| 52. | Dan "Puker" (Lets go Fishing) Brelje* |
12:01.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 22 | Budwieser, can | penalty lap |
| 53. | Brock "Freshman of the year" Mickelsen* |
12:02.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Budwieser, can | beats his roomate for freshman dominance |
| 54. | Aaron "crow hater" Hieser* |
12:04.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Quddus ran with him in spirit |
| 55. | josh "king nuts" klawitter |
12:17.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | puked,penalty lap |
| 56. | Eric "Caleb's Bud" ?* |
12:23.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Budwieser, can | a strong debut |
| 57. | chris "captain redbeard" gruenghagen |
12:24.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | puked |
| 58. | greg "downunder thunder" darbyshire |
12:28.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 25 | Budweiser, can | penalty lap |
| 59. | Garret "good effort" ? |
12:32.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Bud Light, can | Next year bring Heavy beer |
| 60. | Benji "bark" ? |
12:34.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Bud Light, can | this kid is half dog so I don't know if that counts |
| 61. | jeff "the keg" le mire |
12:40.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | penalty lap |
| 62. | Walberg "Killians" Matthew |
12:42.0 |
Aberdeen, SD | Killians Solo | M | 21 | Killians, bottle | |
| 63. | scott "deez nuts" roby |
12:57.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | puked |
| 64. | Corbin "SDSMT's Pride" Haller* |
13:07.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 18 | Busch Heavy, can | Also a puker. Corbin had the wieght of an entire school on his shoulders. |
| 65. | Josh "wooped by Brock" Wilson* |
13:16.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Budwieser, can | this kid got Brocked |
| 66. | becka "tig ol bitties" mansheim |
13:19.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | F | 19 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | female champion 2004 |
| 67. | brad "screech" lowery |
13:30.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | penalty lap |
| 68. | becka "debbie" mansheim |
13:43.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | F | 18 | Budweiser, can | 2nd female |
| 69. | Jordan "you did bad" ? |
13:45.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Bud Light, can | also, who are you |
| 70. | sheena "80 proof" dauer |
13:47.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | 3rd female |
| 71. | john "newcastle" williams |
14:21.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | |
| 72. | ed "flash" whetham |
14:25.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 26 | Grain Belt, can | dry heaved |
| 73. | Ryan "booty hunter" egeberg |
14:39.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | M | 21 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | puked |
| 74. | A "Tarzan" Nurd* |
14:47.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | M | 21 | Old Milwauke, can | penalty lap |
| 75. | Stacy "Stella" Huss |
14:47.4 |
Brookings, SD | Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil... | F | 21 | Miller High Life, can | penalty lap - weak effort |
| 76. | Claire "Lola McLovin" Steinke |
15:15.2 |
Brookings, SD | Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil... | F | 21 | Miller High Life, can | pathetic attempt |
| 77. | Chris "Captain Redbeard" Gunter* |
15:34.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | penalty lap, Retired. 2nd place in 2003- just getting worse |
| 78. | Carl "Calvin's bro" Freed* |
15:55.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Budwieser, can | this kid is sweet |
| 79. | tom "sweet emotion" weerheim |
16:01.0 |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 80. | Joe "All That is Man" Roby |
16:39.4 |
Brookings, SD | Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil... | M | 22 | Coors Original, can | one of the better performances of the day |
| 81. | Joe "Hugh" Roby* |
17:03.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | M | 20 | Budweiser, can | DNF last year, crawled to finish winning pucking ralley award |
| 82. | beef "kevin bjerke" jerkey |
19:49.0 |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | M | 22 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | puked, out fast, finished last |
| 83. | Becka "BJ" Mansheim* |
20:28.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | F | 20 | Budweiser, can | penalty lap, miss team spirit award |
| 84. | Beef "Kevin Bjerke" Jerkey* |
20:58.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | M | 23 | Budweiser, can | penalty lap, Retired, pittiful even worse than last year |
| 85. | Ryan "Booty Lishes" Eges* |
21:43.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | penalty lap, Retired, pittiful even beef beat him |
| 86. | Caleb "dude your horrible at this" Arnesh* |
24:40.0 |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | | Budwieser, can | atleast you finished I guess |
| 87. | Kari "Do it yourself" Schaefer* |
25:50.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | F | 19 | Budweiser, can | An amazing last 250m to hold of Flockerer |
| 88. | Claire "Flockerer" Steinke* |
25:54.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | F | 19 | Budweiser, can | you suck |
| 89. | Katie "Flockiest" Engel* |
27:48.0 |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | F | 18 | Budweiser, can | penalty lap |
| 90. | Hale Kevin |
35:46.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone Light, can | drank a sixer before the race |
| 91. | Grabinger JR |
36:28.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keyston Light, can | may have won, but ahd to poop on the snow the last lap |
| 92. | Red Bow Bo |
40:12.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone Light, can | suprise time |
| 93. | Cowger Ryan |
41:23.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone LIght, can | drunkest competitor |
| 94. | Coy Jesse |
46:04.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone Light, can | puked 11 times, 3 times solely KFC |
| 95. | Bertram Bert |
46:04.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone Light, can | Puked the second most times, will be a top competitor next time around |
| 96. | scott "king thud" roby |
DNF |
Brookings, SD | south dakota beer mile champs | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | disappointing effort |
| 97. | joe "queen" roby |
DNF |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | M | 18 | | disappointing effort after so much pre race promise |
| 98. | crazy "clayton" lang |
DNF |
Brookings, SD | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile... | M | 21 | | broke leg..rode on bike...ladykiller |
| 99. | Eric "Cannon Ball" Hansen* |
DNF |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | M | 24 | Miller High Life, | sick |
| 100. | Greg "Downunder Thunder" Darbyshire* |
DNF |
Brookings, SD | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile... | | | | DNS, you'll always be with us |
| 101. | Jessy Vrooman* |
DNF |
Spearfish, SD | 1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 20 | nothing illegal, can | drop out |
| 102. | Nick Jastorff* |
DNF |
Spearfish, SD | 1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 21 | busch heavy, can | only serious pre-gamer |
| 103. | KC "The quitter" Fiedler* |
DNF |
Spearfish, SD | 2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile... | M | 20 | Busch Heavy, can | KC you are a pussy |
| 104. | Mark "The puker" Mazza II |
DNF |
Spearfish, SD | The Commencement of a summer of s... | M | 19 | Budwieser, can | Puked after 100 Meters but struggled on to make it to the 800 Meter mark |
| 105. | Mark Bjornson |
DNF |
Spearfish, SD | 4th Annual BHSU Beer Mile | M | 22 | Kool Aid, helmet | did not even start |
