| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Oakton "meatwad" Elite* |
6:38.5 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | competed at jr world cross |
| 2. | Basic "young and tender" Panera* |
6:50.6 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Coors Light, can | he dips into the younger grades quite a bit |
| 3. | can't "newcastlemiler" say |
7:18.0 |
williamsburg, VA | colonial beer mile | M | 22 | Natural Light, can | first time...hopefully many to come, but only in off season |
| 4. | Chuck "Yahtzee" Newton* |
7:22.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 25 | Coors, can | 1:32,3:08,5:32 |
| 5. | Spencer Kirk |
7:23.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 6. | Freshman "The Future" Sensation* |
7:24.7 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | has dreamy eyes |
| 7. | Itwasmy ""I'm OK"" Firsttimer |
7:30.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | | | Natural light, can | |
| 8. | Freddy "El Chugger Nut" Diego* |
7:47.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Creeps rather than runs |
| 9. | Matthew "The Trezz" Pyle* |
7:54.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 10. | The Chummp |
7:55.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Solid Practice Run |
| 11. | Ian Landus |
7:59.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | see above |
| 12. | Bloody "Team No Standards" T* |
8:00.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 13. | Gerald "Covered in mud" Pillow* |
8:04.2 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | started in last |
| 14. | Mister Commitment |
8:34.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 21 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Rookie |
| 15. | Nasty Nate |
8:37.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 22 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Rookie |
| 16. | Bryce Wilk |
9:03.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 17. | Elected "attended kegger before" Official* |
9:07.9 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | hates flip flops |
| 18. | Michael "stinky bastard" Porter |
9:17.0 |
Stafford, VA | Stafford Soda Mile | M | | Coke, can | |
| 19. | Toby "Bakon" Jacobs |
9:18.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 22 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 20. | Toby "bakon" Jacobs |
9:18.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Beast Ice, can | amazing! |
| 21. | Missy "World's Longest House" Axelrodd* |
9:18.9 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | first good race on the track ever |
| 22. | Treb "Had Taco Bell for dinner" Roberts* |
9:26.4 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | 2:17 last 800 (penalty lap) |
| 23. | Darkhorse "The phone's for you" Flores* |
9:38.7 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | 15 miles a week |
| 24. | Adam "B F**kin Destroyer" Avery* |
9:43.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 24 | Coors, can | Silent racer, but deadly competition |
| 25. | John "not-webguy" Warden* |
9:51.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 26. | Indiana "she's not my girlfriend" Jones* |
10:00.8 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | held up by carrying too much around the track |
| 27. | Chris "refreshments" Kupczyk* |
10:03.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 28. | Adam "Hot Hands" Trunzo |
10:06.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 21 | Beast, can | |
| 29. | Adam "hot hands" Trunzo |
10:06.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Beast Light, can | |
| 30. | Meghan Bishop |
10:13.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 31. | In "did you tell her my name" Uniform* |
10:19.6 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | F | 19 | Miller High Life, can | talked the most shit before the race |
| 32. | Ron "C f**kin destroyer" Wickham* |
10:24.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Wore Ninja Costume for race |
| 33. | Bionic Fluffer |
10:30.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 34 | Milwakees Best Lite, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 34. | Morten "Great-Dane" Poulsen-Hansen* |
10:34.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 35. | Bryan "Thuggin'" Bissell |
10:55.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 19 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Barefoot, Naked Finish with Irish Jig |
| 36. | Scott "dark horse" Ruplinger* |
11:10.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 37. | Run Timmay Run |
11:13.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 40 | Milwakees Best Lite, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 38. | Nathan "Tokyo Drift" Smith* |
11:15.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Pale skin lit up the night |
| 39. | Emily Schroeder |
11:30.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | Puked as soon as she crossed the finish |
| 40. | Lynn Morelli |
11:30.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | cheated |
| 41. | Brandon "Beer Baron" Vick* |
11:53.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Ran extra Lap |
| 42. | Stephen "aquafresh" Atwell |
12:00.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Beast ice, can | |
| 43. | D-Rock "this isn't high school" Schwartz* |
12:31.5 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 17 | Miller High Life, can | threw up more times than ever before in his life (7) (penalty lap) |
| 44. | Steve "Aqua" Atwell |
12:50.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 45. | Buck-a-Fuffalo |
13:12.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 34 | Coors Lite, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 46. | Max "Power" Reid* |
13:57.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 47. | Gordon "A F**kin Destroyer" Mitchell* |
14:30.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 24 | Coors, can | Stopped trying to chug fast 20 sec. into race |
| 48. | Adam "ex-Late-guy" Stolzberg* |
15:41.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 49. | Gillette Me Copy That |
16:48.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 35 | Milwakees Best Lite, can | |
| 50. | John "Host" Coogan* |
17:06.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 51. | Toni Marie "No-fear" Diegoli* |
17:24.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | F | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 52. | Stephen "basic" Magnesson |
18:00.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Milwaukee's Best, can | pube stork! |
| 53. | Vlade Diddles |
19:23.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 21 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Lentil Soup Boot City!!!! |
| 54. | Serving Seamen |
19:56.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | F | 27 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 55. | Final FourPlay |
22:00.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | F | 42 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 56. | Heiny Girl |
22:30.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | F | 29 | Coors Lite, can | |
| 57. | Beth "american" Ackerman |
23:00.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | F | 20 | Beast ice, can | |
| 58. | Arrested Development |
23:38.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | F | 25 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 59. | Doctor StrangeGlove |
24:18.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 48 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 60. | Eric "Z-man" Zander* |
24:41.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 61. | Michael "noodler" Guthrie |
25:00.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 20 | Miller Light, can | |
| 62. | HomoRama |
25:13.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 63. | Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd* |
26:58.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 64. | ET BrokeBone |
28:38.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 65. | Vic Skid |
28:48.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 48 | Milwakees Best Lite, can | |
| 66. | Minor Problem |
30:04.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | F | 15 | Sweet Tea and Diest Coke, can | Drank 4 Sweet Teas and 2 Diet Cokes |
| 67. | NFN Joe |
30:23.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 32 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 68. | Off to See the Wizzer |
33:05.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | F | 48 | Coors Lite, can | |
| 69. | Pelvis Costello |
36:58.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 50 | Miller Lite, can | Beat by Girl |
| 70. | Brandon "papa smurf" Swecker |
DNF |
Stafford, VA | Stafford Soda Mile | M | | Coke, can | |
| 71. | Matt "Madd Matt" Barker |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 22 | Natural Light, can | |
| 72. | Jeff "Convict" Briggs |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 67 | Beast Light, can | not amazing! |
| 73. | Matt "mad matt" Barker |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Guinness, can | booourns |
| 74. | Justin "flounder" Mallen |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | what?! |
| 75. | Larry "D2DA Face" Michaels* |
DNF |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Most Disappointing |
| 76. | Jack Sparrow* |
DNF |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Stopped after 2 laps |
| 77. | Bum Pumper |
DNF |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2008 1st Anal Hobo H3 / Undergrou... | M | 55 | Miller Lite, can | Beat by Girl and oldest Competitor |
