Name Time Year Race Beer
1 Josh "Splitz" Wilks 6:24.0 2014
Murica Mile
From Can Budweiser
2 robert "Flanny" flanigan 6:28.0 2014
RVA Beer Mile
From Can Fat Tire
3 Oakton "meatwad" Elite 6:38.5 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
4 Basic Panera 6:50.6 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Coors Light
5 David Cutright 6:59.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Coors
6 Van Veen 7:07.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Bottle Left Hand Milk Stout
7 can't say 7:18.0 2004
colonial beer mile
From Can Natural Light
8 Chuck "Yahtzee" Newton 7:22.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
9 Spencer Kirk 7:23.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
10 Freshman Sensation 7:24.7 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
11 Itwasmy Firsttimer 7:30.0 2004
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Natural light
12 David Cutright 7:42.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
13 Freddy Diego 7:47.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
14 Frank DiPentino 7:53.2 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Heineken
15 Andy "GNO" Palowitch 7:53.7 2010
Guys Night Out
From Bottle Molson Golden
16 Matthew "The Trezz" Pyle 7:54.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
17 The Chummp 7:55.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
18 Jeff "Tubbs" Fritz 7:58.0 2014
Murica Mile
From Can Budweiser
19 Ian Landus 7:59.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
20 Bloody T 8:00.0 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
21 Gerald Pillow 8:04.2 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
22 Vanessa Oseroff 8:07.0 2011
She Said That
From Cup Wine
23 Mister Commitment 8:34.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
24 Nasty Nate 8:37.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
25 Jack "The Goat" Johnson 8:56.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
26 Bryce Wilk 9:03.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
27 Elected Official 9:07.9 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
28 Michael Porter 9:17.0 2003
Stafford Soda Mile
From Can Coke
29 Toby "Bakon" Jacobs 9:18.0 2006
Hellfish Beer Mile
From Can Milwaukee's Best Ice
30 Toby "bakon" Jacobs 9:18.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Beast Ice
31 Missy Axelrodd 9:18.9 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
32 Treb Roberts 9:26.4 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
33 Tap "Panimal" Early 9:32.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
34 Darkhorse Flores 9:38.7 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
35 Neil "Trplstk" Collins 9:42.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Bottle Budweiser Wheat
36 Adam Avery 9:43.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
37 John "not-webguy" Warden 9:51.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
38 Brent "Brent A" Andberg 9:58.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Heineken
39 Indiana Jones 10:00.8 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
40 Chris Kupczyk 10:03.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
41 Adam "Hot Hands" Trunzo 10:06.0 2006
Hellfish Beer Mile
From Can Beast
42 Adam "hot hands" Trunzo 10:06.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Beast Light
43 Meghan Bishop 10:13.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
44 In Uniform 10:19.6 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
45 Kyle White 10:21.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Budweiser
46 Ron Wickham 10:24.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
47 Bionic Fluffer 10:30.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Milwakees Best Lite
48 Morten Poulsen-Hansen 10:34.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
49 Bryan "Thuggin'" Bissell 10:55.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
50 Cory Neal 11:01.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Bottle Crispin Cider
51 Mike "Mooky" Mook 11:09.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Diet Coke
52 Scott Ruplinger 11:10.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
53 Run Timmay Run 11:13.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Milwakees Best Lite
54 Nathan Smith 11:15.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
55 Treb "Dictator" Roberts 11:18.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
56 Silent Bob 11:27.0 2010
KG Rubik's Cube Mile Unvi...
Rubik's Cube - no beer
57 Emily Schroeder 11:30.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
58 Lynn Morelli 11:30.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
59 Zach Winne 11:44.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
60 Silent Bob 11:47.0 2010
1st Annual Eakolokowski C...
From Can Bud Light
61 Gary Fox 11:49.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
62 Brandon Vick 11:53.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
63 Stephen Atwell 12:00.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Beast ice
64 Jeff Nashwinter 12:24.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Miller Lite
65 D-Rock Schwartz 12:31.5 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
66 Dobie McArthur 12:42.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Diet Root Beer
67 Steve "Aqua" Atwell 12:50.0 2006
Hellfish Beer Mile
From Can Miller Lite
68 Josh "Irongut" Hartman 12:51.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Heineken
69 D-R Schwartz 13:00.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
70 Treb Roberts 13:04.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Coors
71 Buck-a-Fuffalo 13:12.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Coors Lite
72 Max "Power" Reid 13:57.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
73 Gordon Mitchell 14:30.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
74 Matt Eakolokowski 14:37.0 2010
1st Annual Eakolokowski C...
From Can Bud Light
75 Lyle Chipperson 14:47.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
76 Just Jack 15:33.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
77 Just Jack 15:33.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
78 Just Jack 15:33.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
79 Adam Stolzberg 15:41.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
80 Sealed Hatch 16:19.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Cup water
81 Gillette Me Copy That 16:48.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Milwakees Best Lite
82 John "Host" Coogan 17:06.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
83 Toni Marie Diegoli 17:24.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
84 Stephen Magnesson 18:00.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Milwaukee's Best
85 Buck-a-Fuffalo 18:17.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
86 You Taste Different 19:12.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Miler Lite
87 Vlade Diddles 19:23.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
88 Serving Seamen 19:56.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
89 Jonathan Fox 20:34.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Bottle Strangeways Albino Monkey
90 Aaron McCray 20:42.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
91 Lyle Chipperson 20:44.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Coors
92 Gert Frobe 20:46.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Budweiser
93 NFN Adam 20:51.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
94 Matt Simonson 20:55.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Michelob Ultra
95 Final FourPlay 22:00.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
96 I'll Clean Your Sack 22:00.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
97 NFN Kevin 22:28.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
98 Heiny Girl 22:30.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Coors Lite
99 Jake Sears 22:46.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
100 Beth "american" Ackerman 23:00.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Beast ice
101 NFN Jason 23:34.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
102 Arrested Development 23:38.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
103 Papa D 23:56.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
104 Papa D 23:56.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
105 Papa D 23:56.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
106 Doctor StrangeGlove 24:18.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
107 Eric "Z-man" Zander 24:41.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
108 Michael Guthrie 25:00.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Miller Light
109 HomoRama 25:13.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
110 Michael J. Fox-Boyd 26:58.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
111 ET BrokeBone 28:38.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
112 Vic Skid 28:48.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Milwakees Best Lite
113 CarStar 28:55.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
114 CarStar 28:55.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
115 CarStar 28:55.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
116 Minor Problem 30:04.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Sweet Tea and Diest Coke
117 NFN Joe 30:23.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
118 Buckman 31:30.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
119 Dennis Maser 32:07.0 2011
She Said That
From Bottle Moosehead
120 Doc StrangeGlove 32:27.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
121 NFN Knolan 32:48.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
122 Off to See the Wizzer 33:05.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Coors Lite
123 Kevin Bianco 34:00.0 2011
She Said That
From Bottle Racer 5
124 Bilbo's Dildo 34:10.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
125 GS Jess 34:20.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
126 GS Jess 34:20.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
127 GS Jess 34:20.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Bottle Coors
128 Katy 34:35.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
129 Katy 34:35.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
130 Katy 34:35.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
131 Honey Nut Squirleo 35:24.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
132 Pelvis Costello 36:58.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
133 Snorkel not Included 37:20.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Bud Select 55
134 Hot Tube MVP 37:24.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee Cream Ale
135 NFN Tina 37:45.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Bottle Roling Rock Lite
136 NFN Michelle 37:52.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
137 Morgan Sears-Neal 38:20.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Bottle Crispin Cider
138 Jacob Lesueur 39:31.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
139 Kassie Galvin 39:32.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Bottle Bud Light Platinum
140 Sleeping Booty and the 7 Toys 40:22.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
141 KC Covert 41:16.0 2011
She Said That
From Bottle Miller High Life
142 K 41:24.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
143 K 41:24.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
144 K 41:24.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
145 MJ 41:29.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
146 MJ 41:29.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
147 MJ 41:29.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Bottle Coors
148 I'm Gay I'm Gay I'm Gay 43:09.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Bud Light Select 55
149 Snatch a Batch 46:56.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee Cream Ale
150 Kara Maser 50:17.0 2011
She Said That
From Bottle Miller High Life
151 NFN Margo 63:00.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Bottle Rolling Rock Lite
152 Kyle "Fast Guy" Stanton 79:44.0 2012
Bicentennial
From Can Budweiser
153 Brandon Swecker DNF 2003
Stafford Soda Mile
From Can Coke
154 Larry Michaels DNF 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
155 Jack Sparrow DNF 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
156 Gerard Seals DNF 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Simple Times Lager
157 Bum Pumper DNF 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
158 Matt "Madd Matt" Barker DNF 2006
Hellfish Beer Mile
From Can Natural Light
159 Jeff "Convict" Briggs DNF 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Beast Light
160 Matt "mad matt" Barker DNF 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Guinness
161 Justin "flounder" Mallen DNF 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Miller Genuine Draft