Name Time Year Race Beer
1 Josh "Splitz" Wilks 6:24.0 2014
Murica Mile
From Can Budweiser
2 robert "Flanny" flanigan 6:28.0 2014
RVA Beer Mile
From Can Fat Tire
3 Oakton "meatwad" Elite 6:38.5 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
4 Basic Panera 6:50.6 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Coors Light
5 David Cutright 6:59.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Coors
6 Van Veen 7:07.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Bottle Left Hand Milk Stout
7 can't say 7:18.0 2004
colonial beer mile
From Can Natural Light
8 Chuck "Yahtzee" Newton 7:22.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
9 Spencer Kirk 7:23.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
10 Freshman Sensation 7:24.7 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
11 Itwasmy Firsttimer 7:30.0 2004
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Natural light
12 Van Veen 7:34.0 2015
2nd Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Moo-Hoo Chocolate Milk St...
13 David Cutright 7:42.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
14 Freddy Diego 7:47.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
15 Frank DiPentino 7:53.2 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Heineken
16 Andy "GNO" Palowitch 7:53.7 2010
Guys Night Out
From Bottle Molson Golden
17 Matthew "The Trezz" Pyle 7:54.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
18 The Chummp 7:55.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
19 Jeff "Tubbs" Fritz 7:58.0 2014
Murica Mile
From Can Budweiser
20 Ian Landus 7:59.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
21 Bloody T 8:00.0 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
22 Gerald Pillow 8:04.2 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
23 Vanessa Oseroff 8:07.0 2011
She Said That
From Cup Wine
24 Mister Commitment 8:34.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
25 Nasty Nate 8:37.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
26 Jack "The Goat" Johnson 8:56.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
27 Jeremy Sanders 8:56.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
28 Bryce Wilk 9:03.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
29 Elected Official 9:07.9 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
30 Bram Sanchez 9:13.0 2015
2nd Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can The Ghost
31 Michael Porter 9:17.0 2003
Stafford Soda Mile
From Can Coke
32 Toby "Bakon" Jacobs 9:18.0 2006
Hellfish Beer Mile
From Can Milwaukee's Best Ice
33 Toby "bakon" Jacobs 9:18.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Beast Ice
34 Missy Axelrodd 9:18.9 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
35 Joshua Ilnicki 9:21.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
36 Treb Roberts 9:26.4 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
37 Tap "Panimal" Early 9:32.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
38 Darkhorse Flores 9:38.7 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
39 Neil "Trplstk" Collins 9:42.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Bottle Budweiser Wheat
40 Adam Avery 9:43.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
41 John "not-webguy" Warden 9:51.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
42 Matt Anderson 9:55.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
43 Brent "Brent A" Andberg 9:58.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Heineken
44 Indiana Jones 10:00.8 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
45 Chris Kupczyk 10:03.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
46 Adam "Hot Hands" Trunzo 10:06.0 2006
Hellfish Beer Mile
From Can Beast
47 Adam "hot hands" Trunzo 10:06.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Beast Light
48 Meghan Bishop 10:13.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
49 In Uniform 10:19.6 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
50 Kyle White 10:21.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Budweiser
51 Ron Wickham 10:24.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
52 Bionic Fluffer 10:30.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Milwakees Best Lite
53 Lyle Chipperson 10:31.0 2015
2nd Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Murphy's Law Amber Ale
54 Morten Poulsen-Hansen 10:34.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
55 Mario Zuniga 10:48.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
56 Bryan "Thuggin'" Bissell 10:55.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
57 Justin Brewer 11:01.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
58 Cory Neal 11:01.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Bottle Crispin Cider
59 Bernard Howard 11:05.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
60 Mike "Mooky" Mook 11:09.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Diet Coke
61 Scott Ruplinger 11:10.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
62 Run Timmay Run 11:13.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Milwakees Best Lite
63 Nathan Smith 11:15.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
64 Treb "Dictator" Roberts 11:18.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
65 Silent Bob 11:27.0 2010
KG Rubik's Cube Mile Unvi...
Rubik's Cube - no beer
66 Hans Stamberg 11:27.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
67 Emily Schroeder 11:30.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
68 Lynn Morelli 11:30.0 2006
Colonial Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
69 Zach Winne 11:44.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
70 Silent Bob 11:47.0 2010
1st Annual Eakolokowski C...
From Can Bud Light
71 Gary Fox 11:49.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
72 Jamey Walters 11:51.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
73 Brandon Vick 11:53.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
74 Vern Heavner 11:53.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
75 Stephen Atwell 12:00.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Beast ice
76 Jon Dean 12:18.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
77 Jeff Nashwinter 12:24.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Miller Lite
78 Jason Wisecarver 12:31.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
79 D-Rock Schwartz 12:31.5 2005
Team Blitz Invitational B...
From Can Miller High Life
80 Dobie McArthur 12:42.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Diet Root Beer
81 Kyle White 12:49.0 2015
2nd Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Budweiser
82 Steve "Aqua" Atwell 12:50.0 2006
Hellfish Beer Mile
From Can Miller Lite
83 Josh "Irongut" Hartman 12:51.0 2010
Guys Night Out
From Can Heineken
84 D-R Schwartz 13:00.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
85 Treb Roberts 13:04.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Coors
86 Joseph Harvey 13:05.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
87 Buck-a-Fuffalo 13:12.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Coors Lite
88 Stephen Pater 13:33.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
89 Tony Branson 13:37.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
90 Suzie Jenkins Barb 13:42.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
91 April Davis 13:46.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
92 Max "Power" Reid 13:57.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
93 Gert Frobe 14:15.0 2015
2nd Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Budweiser
94 Gordon Mitchell 14:30.0 2008
Hodac Beer Mile
From Can Coors
95 John Dale 14:36.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
96 Matt Eakolokowski 14:37.0 2010
1st Annual Eakolokowski C...
From Can Bud Light
97 Lyle Chipperson 14:47.0 2007
Ugly Sweater Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life
98 Brian Fletcher 15:13.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
99 Lisa Dale 15:31.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
100 Just Jack 15:33.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
101 Just Jack 15:33.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
102 Just Jack 15:33.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
103 Adam Stolzberg 15:41.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
104 Greg Anderson 15:42.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
105 Christine Bruns 16:15.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
106 Sealed Hatch 16:19.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Cup water
107 Jason Demetros 16:46.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
108 Gillette Me Copy That 16:48.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Milwakees Best Lite
109 Jerry Barb 16:49.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
110 John "Host" Coogan 17:06.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
111 Holly Hoover 17:13.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
112 Toni Marie Diegoli 17:24.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
113 Madelyn Cross 17:32.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
114 Stephen Magnesson 18:00.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Milwaukee's Best
115 Buck-a-Fuffalo 18:17.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
116 Chris Fishel 18:24.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
117 You Taste Different 19:12.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Miler Lite
118 Jane Anderson 19:20.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
119 Vlade Diddles 19:23.0 2004
Virginia Spring Break Cla...
From Can Milwaukee's Best Light
120 Serving Seamen 19:56.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
121 Aimee Peters 20:16.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
122 Summer Mills 20:26.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
123 Andrew Reames 20:33.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
124 Jonathan Fox 20:34.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Bottle Strangeways Albino Monkey
125 Aaron McCray 20:42.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
126 Lyle Chipperson 20:44.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Coors
127 Gert Frobe 20:46.0 2014
1st Annual Charlottesvill...
From Can Budweiser
128 NFN Adam 20:51.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
129 Matt Simonson 20:55.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Michelob Ultra
130 Erik Hanna 21:26.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
131 Final FourPlay 22:00.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
132 I'll Clean Your Sack 22:00.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
133 NFN Kevin 22:28.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
134 Heiny Girl 22:30.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Coors Lite
135 Jake Sears 22:46.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
136 James Smith 23:00.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
137 Beth "american" Ackerman 23:00.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Beast ice
138 NFN Jason 23:34.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
139 Arrested Development 23:38.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
140 Papa D 23:56.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
141 Papa D 23:56.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
142 Papa D 23:56.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
143 Doctor StrangeGlove 24:18.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
144 Eric "Z-man" Zander 24:41.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
145 Michael Guthrie 25:00.0 2006
Hellfish Finals Week Drun...
From Can Miller Light
146 HomoRama 25:13.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
147 Laura Benovitz 26:05.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
148 Mark Crabtree 26:05.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
149 Michael J. Fox-Boyd 26:58.0 2003
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
150 Kevin Wolfe 27:45.0 2016
2016 Winchester Beer Mile
151 ET BrokeBone 28:38.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
152 Vic Skid 28:48.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Milwakees Best Lite
153 CarStar 28:55.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
154 CarStar 28:55.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
155 CarStar 28:55.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
156 Minor Problem 30:04.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Sweet Tea and Diest Coke
157 NFN Joe 30:23.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
158 Buckman 31:30.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
159 Dennis Maser 32:07.0 2011
She Said That
From Bottle Moosehead
160 Doc StrangeGlove 32:27.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
161 NFN Knolan 32:48.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
162 Off to See the Wizzer 33:05.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Coors Lite
163 Kevin Bianco 34:00.0 2011
She Said That
From Bottle Racer 5
164 Bilbo's Dildo 34:10.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
165 GS Jess 34:20.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
166 GS Jess 34:20.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
167 GS Jess 34:20.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Bottle Coors
168 Katy 34:35.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
169 Katy 34:35.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
170 Katy 34:35.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
171 Honey Nut Squirleo 35:24.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
172 Pelvis Costello 36:58.0 2009
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / ...
From Can Miller Lite
173 Snorkel not Included 37:20.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Bud Select 55
174 Hot Tube MVP 37:24.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee Cream Ale
175 NFN Tina 37:45.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Bottle Roling Rock Lite
176 NFN Michelle 37:52.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
177 Morgan Sears-Neal 38:20.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Bottle Crispin Cider
178 Jacob Lesueur 39:31.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Can Budweiser
179 Kassie Galvin 39:32.0 2016
Chester Winter Beer Mile ...
From Bottle Bud Light Platinum
180 Sleeping Booty and the 7 Toys 40:22.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee
181 KC Covert 41:16.0 2011
She Said That
From Bottle Miller High Life
182 K 41:24.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
183 K 41:24.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
184 K 41:24.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Can Coors
185 MJ 41:29.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
186 MJ 41:29.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
187 MJ 41:29.0 2012
What Does Your V-Neck Shi...
From Bottle Coors
188 I'm Gay I'm Gay I'm Gay 43:09.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Bud Light Select 55
189 Snatch a Batch 46:56.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Can Genesee Cream Ale
190 Kara Maser 50:17.0 2011
She Said That
From Bottle Miller High Life
191 NFN Margo 63:00.0 2010
2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4...
From Bottle Rolling Rock Lite
192 Kyle "Fast Guy" Stanton 79:44.0 2012
Bicentennial
From Can Budweiser