| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Oakton "meatwad" Elite* |
6:38.5 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | competed at jr world cross |
| 2. | Basic "young and tender" Panera* |
6:50.6 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Coors Light, can | he dips into the younger grades quite a bit |
| 3. | can't "newcastlemiler" say |
7:18.0 |
williamsburg, VA | colonial beer mile | M | 22 | Natural Light, can | first time...hopefully many to come, but only in off season |
| 4. | Chuck "Yahtzee" Newton* |
7:22.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 25 | Coors, can | 1:32,3:08,5:32 |
| 5. | Spencer Kirk |
7:23.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | |
| 6. | Freshman "The Future" Sensation* |
7:24.7 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | has dreamy eyes |
| 7. | Itwasmy ""I'm OK"" Firsttimer |
7:30.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | | | Natural light, can | |
| 8. | Freddy "El Chugger Nut" Diego* |
7:47.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Creeps rather than runs |
| 9. | Frank "Frankie 5 Toes" DiPentino |
7:53.2 |
McLean, VA | Guys Night Out | M | 37 | Heineken, can | Vini Vidi Vibramici |
| 10. | Andy "GNO" Palowitch |
7:53.7 |
McLean, VA | Guys Night Out | M | 50 | Molson Golden, bottle | There's no tomorrow. |
| 11. | Matthew "The Trezz" Pyle* |
7:54.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 12. | The Chummp |
7:55.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Solid Practice Run |
| 13. | Ian Landus |
7:59.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | see above |
| 14. | Bloody "Team No Standards" T* |
8:00.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 15. | Gerald "Covered in mud" Pillow* |
8:04.2 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 20 | Miller High Life, can | started in last |
| 16. | Vanessa Oseroff |
8:07.0 |
Arlington, VA | She Said That | F | 31 | Wine, cup | |
| 17. | Mister Commitment |
8:34.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 21 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Rookie |
| 18. | Nasty Nate |
8:37.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 22 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Rookie |
| 19. | Bryce Wilk |
9:03.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | M | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 20. | Elected "attended kegger before" Official* |
9:07.9 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | hates flip flops |
| 21. | Michael "stinky bastard" Porter |
9:17.0 |
Stafford, VA | Stafford Soda Mile | M | | Coke, can | |
| 22. | Toby "Bakon" Jacobs |
9:18.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 22 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 23. | Toby "bakon" Jacobs |
9:18.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Beast Ice, can | amazing! |
| 24. | Missy "World's Longest House" Axelrodd* |
9:18.9 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | first good race on the track ever |
| 25. | Treb "Had Taco Bell for dinner" Roberts* |
9:26.4 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller High Life, can | 2:17 last 800 (penalty lap) |
| 26. | Darkhorse "The phone's for you" Flores* |
9:38.7 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | 15 miles a week |
| 27. | Neil "Trplstk" Collins |
9:42.0 |
McLean, VA | Guys Night Out | M | 48 | Budweiser Wheat, bottle | Still crazy after all these years. |
| 28. | Adam "B F**kin Destroyer" Avery* |
9:43.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 24 | Coors, can | Silent racer, but deadly competition |
| 29. | John "not-webguy" Warden* |
9:51.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 30. | Brent "Brent A" Andberg |
9:58.0 |
McLean, VA | Guys Night Out | M | 41 | Heineken, can | Tuneing up for Krispy Kreme Challenge |
| 31. | Indiana "she's not my girlfriend" Jones* |
10:00.8 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | held up by carrying too much around the track |
| 32. | Chris "refreshments" Kupczyk* |
10:03.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 33. | Adam "Hot Hands" Trunzo |
10:06.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 21 | Beast, can | |
| 34. | Adam "hot hands" Trunzo |
10:06.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Beast Light, can | |
| 35. | Meghan Bishop |
10:13.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | |
| 36. | In "did you tell her my name" Uniform* |
10:19.6 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | F | 19 | Miller High Life, can | talked the most shit before the race |
| 37. | Ron "C f**kin destroyer" Wickham* |
10:24.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Wore Ninja Costume for race |
| 38. | Bionic Fluffer |
10:30.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 34 | Milwakees Best Lite, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 39. | Morten "Great-Dane" Poulsen-Hansen* |
10:34.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 40. | Bryan "Thuggin'" Bissell |
10:55.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 19 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Barefoot, Naked Finish with Irish Jig |
| 41. | Mike "Mooky" Mook |
11:09.0 |
McLean, VA | Guys Night Out | M | 47 | Diet Coke, can | Next time ... rum and coke |
| 42. | Scott "dark horse" Ruplinger* |
11:10.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 43. | Run Timmay Run |
11:13.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 40 | Milwakees Best Lite, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 44. | Nathan "Tokyo Drift" Smith* |
11:15.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Pale skin lit up the night |
| 45. | Silent "i hate time trials" Bob |
11:27.0 |
King George, VA | KG Rubik's Cube Mile Unvitational | M | 37 | Rubik's Cube - no beer, | Ran with hernia |
| 46. | Emily Schroeder |
11:30.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | Puked as soon as she crossed the finish |
| 47. | Lynn Morelli |
11:30.0 |
williamsburg, VA | Colonial Beer Mile | F | 21 | Budweiser, can | cheated |
| 48. | Silent Bob |
11:47.0 |
Bowling Green, VA | 1st Annual Eakolokowski Cross Cou... | M | 37 | Bud Light, can | had hernia surgery 2 weeks ago |
| 49. | Brandon "Beer Baron" Vick* |
11:53.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Ran extra Lap |
| 50. | Stephen "aquafresh" Atwell |
12:00.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Beast ice, can | |
| 51. | Jeff "Wing Nut" Nashwinter |
12:24.0 |
McLean, VA | Guys Night Out | M | 49 | Miller Lite, can | Nexst time have a warmup beer! |
| 52. | D-Rock "this isn't high school" Schwartz* |
12:31.5 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 17 | Miller High Life, can | threw up more times than ever before in his life (7) (penalty lap) |
| 53. | Dobie "Socrates" McArthur |
12:42.0 |
McLean, VA | Guys Night Out | M | 51 | Diet Root Beer, can | Would have been faster with real beer . . . |
| 54. | Steve "Aqua" Atwell |
12:50.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 22 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 55. | Josh "Irongut" Hartman |
12:51.0 |
McLean, VA | Guys Night Out | M | 43 | Heineken, can | World record next time. |
| 56. | Buck-a-Fuffalo |
13:12.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 34 | Coors Lite, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 57. | Max "Power" Reid* |
13:57.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 58. | Gordon "A F**kin Destroyer" Mitchell* |
14:30.0 |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 24 | Coors, can | Stopped trying to chug fast 20 sec. into race |
| 59. | Matt "mehokie" Eakolokowski |
14:37.0 |
Bowling Green, VA | 1st Annual Eakolokowski Cross Cou... | M | 29 | Bud Light, can | With penalty lap. |
| 60. | Just Jack |
15:33.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | M | | Coors, can | |
| 61. | Just Jack |
15:33.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | | | Coors, can | |
| 62. | Just Jack |
15:33.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | M | | Coors, can | |
| 63. | Adam "ex-Late-guy" Stolzberg* |
15:41.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 64. | Sealed Hatch |
16:19.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | F | 23 | water, cup | She had to go back to work so she drank 77oz of water |
| 65. | Gillette Me Copy That |
16:48.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 35 | Milwakees Best Lite, can | |
| 66. | John "Host" Coogan* |
17:06.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 67. | Toni Marie "No-fear" Diegoli* |
17:24.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | F | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 68. | Stephen "basic" Magnesson |
18:00.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Milwaukee's Best, can | pube stork! |
| 69. | Buck-a-Fuffalo |
18:17.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 35 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Shot Gunned all six beers |
| 70. | You Taste Different |
19:12.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 38 | Miler Lite, can | |
| 71. | Vlade Diddles |
19:23.0 |
Charlottesville, VA | Virginia Spring Break Classic | M | 21 | Milwaukee's Best Light, can | Lentil Soup Boot City!!!! |
| 72. | Serving Seamen |
19:56.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | F | 27 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 73. | NFN Adam |
20:51.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 30 | Genesee, can | 1st time ever to a hash, let alone a beermile... |
| 74. | Final FourPlay |
22:00.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | F | 42 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 75. | I'll Clean Your Sack |
22:00.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 27 | Genesee, can | |
| 76. | NFN Kevin |
22:28.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 47 | Genesee, can | |
| 77. | Heiny Girl |
22:30.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | F | 29 | Coors Lite, can | |
| 78. | Beth "american" Ackerman |
23:00.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | F | 20 | Beast ice, can | |
| 79. | NFN Jason |
23:34.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 25 | Genesee, can | 1st time ever to a hash, let alone a beermile... |
| 80. | Arrested Development |
23:38.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | F | 25 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 81. | Papa D |
23:56.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | M | | Coors, can | |
| 82. | Papa D |
23:56.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | | | Coors, can | |
| 83. | Papa D |
23:56.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | M | | Coors, can | |
| 84. | Doctor StrangeGlove |
24:18.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 48 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 85. | Eric "Z-man" Zander* |
24:41.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 86. | Michael "noodler" Guthrie |
25:00.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 20 | Miller Light, can | |
| 87. | HomoRama |
25:13.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 52 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 88. | Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd* |
26:58.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 89. | ET BrokeBone |
28:38.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 29 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 90. | Vic Skid |
28:48.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 48 | Milwakees Best Lite, can | |
| 91. | CarStar |
28:55.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | Coors, can | |
| 92. | CarStar |
28:55.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | | | Coors, can | |
| 93. | CarStar |
28:55.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | Coors, can | |
| 94. | Minor Problem |
30:04.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | F | 15 | Sweet Tea and Diest Coke, can | Drank 4 Sweet Teas and 2 Diet Cokes |
| 95. | NFN Joe |
30:23.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 32 | Miller Lite, can | |
| 96. | Buckman |
31:30.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 26 | Genesee, can | |
| 97. | Dennis Maser |
32:07.0 |
Arlington, VA | She Said That | M | 28 | Moosehead, bottle | |
| 98. | Doc StrangeGlove |
32:27.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 49 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | Oldest male competitor this year |
| 99. | NFN Knolan |
32:48.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 26 | Genesee, can | 1st time ever to a hash, let alone a beermile... |
| 100. | Off to See the Wizzer |
33:05.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | F | 48 | Coors Lite, can | |
| 101. | Kevin Bianco |
34:00.0 |
Arlington, VA | She Said That | M | 28 | Racer 5, bottle | |
| 102. | Bilbo's Dildo |
34:10.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | F | 35 | Genesee, can | |
| 103. | GS Jess |
34:20.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | | |
| 104. | GS Jess |
34:20.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | | | | |
| 105. | GS Jess |
34:20.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | Coors, bottle | |
| 106. | Katy |
34:35.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | Coors, can | |
| 107. | Katy |
34:35.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | Coors, can | |
| 108. | Katy |
34:35.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | Coors, can | |
| 109. | Honey Nut Squirleo |
35:24.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 48 | Genesee, can | |
| 110. | Pelvis Costello |
36:58.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 50 | Miller Lite, can | Beat by Girl |
| 111. | Snorkel not Included |
37:20.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | F | 31 | Bud Select 55, can | |
| 112. | Hot Tube MVP |
37:24.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | F | 32 | Genesee Cream Ale, can | She drank 3 Genesee Cream Ale and 3 regular Genesee |
| 113. | NFN Tina |
37:45.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | F | 35 | Roling Rock Lite, bottle | |
| 114. | NFN Michelle |
37:52.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | F | 31 | Genesee, can | 1st time ever to a hash, let alone a beermile... |
| 115. | Sleeping Booty and the 7 Toys |
40:22.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | F | 31 | Genesee, can | Formerly known as NFN Shannon |
| 116. | KC Covert |
41:16.0 |
Arlington, VA | She Said That | F | 27 | Miller High Life, bottle | |
| 117. | K |
41:24.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | Coors, can | |
| 118. | K |
41:24.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | | | Coors, can | |
| 119. | K |
41:24.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | Coors, can | |
| 120. | MJ |
41:29.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | bottle | |
| 121. | MJ |
41:29.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | | | bottle | |
| 122. | MJ |
41:29.0 |
Alexandria, VA | What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want? | F | | Coors, bottle | |
| 123. | I'm Gay I'm Gay I'm Gay |
43:09.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 43 | Bud Light Select 55, can | 1st time ever completing a competive event in his life.. |
| 124. | Snatch a Batch |
46:56.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | M | 40 | Genesee Cream Ale, can | Had sausage and eggs for breakfast, Good thing his wife and Sister-in law are HOTTIES |
| 125. | Kara Maser |
50:17.0 |
Arlington, VA | She Said That | F | 29 | Miller High Life, bottle | |
| 126. | NFN Margo |
63:00.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua... | F | 44 | Rolling Rock Lite, bottle | Oldest Female competitor and thank god she fininshed.... |
| 127. | Kyle "Fast Guy" Stanton |
79:44.0 |
Massanutten, VA | Bicentennial | M | | Budweiser, can | World Record Bicentennial? |
| 128. | Brandon "papa smurf" Swecker |
DNF |
Stafford, VA | Stafford Soda Mile | M | | Coke, can | |
| 129. | Larry "D2DA Face" Michaels* |
DNF |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Most Disappointing |
| 130. | Jack Sparrow* |
DNF |
Roanoke, VA | Hodac Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | Stopped after 2 laps |
| 131. | Bum Pumper |
DNF |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 55 | Miller Lite, can | Beat by Girl and oldest Competitor |
| 132. | Matt "Madd Matt" Barker |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 22 | Natural Light, can | |
| 133. | Jeff "Convict" Briggs |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 67 | Beast Light, can | not amazing! |
| 134. | Matt "mad matt" Barker |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 22 | Guinness, can | booourns |
| 135. | Justin "flounder" Mallen |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile... | M | 20 | Miller Genuine Draft, can | what?! |
