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Top Beer Mile Performances - Virginia

(not following "official" Kingston rules)

Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Year  Beer Notes
1.robert "Flanny" flanigan*   6:28.0   Richmond, VA RVA Beer MileM382014Fat Tire, can  
2.Oakton "meatwad" Elite*   6:38.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM222005Miller High Life, can  competed at jr world cross
3.Basic "young and tender" Panera*   6:50.6   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM222005Coors Light, can  he dips into the younger grades quite a bit
4.can't "newcastlemiler" say   7:18.0   williamsburg, VA colonial beer mileM222004Natural Light, can  first time...hopefully many to come, but only in off season
5.Chuck "Yahtzee" Newton*   7:22.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM252008Coors, can  1:32,3:08,5:32
6.Spencer Kirk   7:23.0   williamsburg, VA Colonial Beer MileM222006Budweiser, can  
7.Freshman "The Future" Sensation*   7:24.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM192005Miller High Life, can  has dreamy eyes
8.Itwasmy ""I'm OK"" Firsttimer   7:30.0   williamsburg, VA Colonial Beer Mile2004Natural light, can  
9.Freddy "El Chugger Nut" Diego*   7:47.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM232008Coors, can  Creeps rather than runs
10.Frank "Frankie 5 Toes" DiPentino   7:53.2   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM372010Heineken, can  Vini Vidi Vibramici
11.Andy "GNO" Palowitch   7:53.7   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM502010Molson Golden, bottle  There's no tomorrow.
12.Matthew "The Trezz" Pyle*   7:54.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
13.The Chummp   7:55.0   Charlottesville, VA Virginia Spring Break ClassicM202004Milwaukee's Best Light, can  Solid Practice Run
14.Ian Landus   7:59.0   Charlottesville, VA Virginia Spring Break ClassicM202004Milwaukee's Best Light, can  see above
15.Bloody "Team No Standards" T*   8:00.0   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM202005Miller High Life, can  
16.Gerald "Covered in mud" Pillow*   8:04.2   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM202005Miller High Life, can  started in last
17.Vanessa Oseroff   8:07.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatF312011Wine, cup  
18.Mister Commitment   8:34.0   Charlottesville, VA Virginia Spring Break ClassicM212004Milwaukee's Best Light, can  Rookie
19.Nasty Nate   8:37.0   Charlottesville, VA Virginia Spring Break ClassicM222004Milwaukee's Best Light, can  Rookie
20.Bryce Wilk   9:03.0   williamsburg, VA Colonial Beer MileM212006Budweiser, can  
21.Elected "attended kegger before" Official*   9:07.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM212005Miller High Life, can  hates flip flops
22.Michael "stinky bastard" Porter   9:17.0   Stafford, VA Stafford Soda MileM2003Coke, can  
23.Toby "Bakon" Jacobs   9:18.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Beer MileM222006Milwaukee's Best Ice, can  
24.Toby "bakon" Jacobs   9:18.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile...M222006Beast Ice, can  amazing!
25.Missy "World's Longest House" Axelrodd*   9:18.9   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM192005Miller High Life, can  first good race on the track ever
26.Treb "Had Taco Bell for dinner" Roberts*   9:26.4   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM222005Miller High Life, can  2:17 last 800 (penalty lap)
27.Darkhorse "The phone's for you" Flores*   9:38.7   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM212005Miller High Life, can  15 miles a week
28.Neil "Trplstk" Collins   9:42.0   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM482010Budweiser Wheat, bottle  Still crazy after all these years.
29.Adam "B F**kin Destroyer" Avery*   9:43.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM242008Coors, can  Silent racer, but deadly competition
30.John "not-webguy" Warden*   9:51.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
31.Brent "Brent A" Andberg   9:58.0   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM412010Heineken, can  Tuneing up for Krispy Kreme Challenge
32.Indiana "she's not my girlfriend" Jones*   10:00.8   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM192005Miller High Life, can  held up by carrying too much around the track
33.Chris "refreshments" Kupczyk*   10:03.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
34.Adam "Hot Hands" Trunzo   10:06.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Beer MileM212006Beast, can  
35.Adam "hot hands" Trunzo   10:06.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile...M222006Beast Light, can  
36.Meghan Bishop   10:13.0   williamsburg, VA Colonial Beer MileF212006Budweiser, can  
37.In "did you tell her my name" Uniform*   10:19.6   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileF192005Miller High Life, can  talked the most shit before the race
38.Ron "C f**kin destroyer" Wickham*   10:24.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM232008Coors, can  Wore Ninja Costume for race
39.Bionic Fluffer    10:30.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M342009Milwakees Best Lite, can  Shotgunned all 6 beers
40.Morten "Great-Dane" Poulsen-Hansen*   10:34.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
41.Bryan "Thuggin'" Bissell   10:55.0   Charlottesville, VA Virginia Spring Break ClassicM192004Milwaukee's Best Light, can  Barefoot, Naked Finish with Irish Jig
42.Mike "Mooky" Mook   11:09.0   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM472010Diet Coke, can  Next time ... rum and coke
43.Scott "dark horse" Ruplinger*   11:10.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
44.Run Timmay Run    11:13.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M402009Milwakees Best Lite, can  Shotgunned all 6 beers
45.Nathan "Tokyo Drift" Smith*   11:15.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM232008Coors, can  Pale skin lit up the night
46.Silent "i hate time trials" Bob   11:27.0   King George, VA KG Rubik's Cube Mile UnvitationalM372010Rubik's Cube - no beer,   Ran with hernia
47.Emily Schroeder   11:30.0   williamsburg, VA Colonial Beer MileF212006Budweiser, can  Puked as soon as she crossed the finish
48.Lynn Morelli   11:30.0   williamsburg, VA Colonial Beer MileF212006Budweiser, can  cheated
49.Silent Bob   11:47.0   Bowling Green, VA 1st Annual Eakolokowski Cross Cou...M372010Bud Light, can  had hernia surgery 2 weeks ago
50.Brandon "Beer Baron" Vick*   11:53.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM232008Coors, can  Ran extra Lap
51.Stephen "aquafresh" Atwell   12:00.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile...M222006Beast ice, can  
52.Jeff "Wing Nut" Nashwinter   12:24.0   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM492010Miller Lite, can  Nexst time have a warmup beer!
53.D-Rock "this isn't high school" Schwartz*   12:31.5   williamsburg, VA Team Blitz Invitational Beer MileM172005Miller High Life, can  threw up more times than ever before in his life (7) (penalty lap)
54.Dobie "Socrates" McArthur   12:42.0   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM512010Diet Root Beer, can  Would have been faster with real beer . . .
55.Steve "Aqua" Atwell   12:50.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Beer MileM222006Miller Lite, can  
56.Josh "Irongut" Hartman   12:51.0   McLean, VA Guys Night OutM432010Heineken, can  World record next time.
57. Buck-a-Fuffalo    13:12.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M342009Coors Lite, can  Shotgunned all 6 beers
58.Max "Power" Reid*   13:57.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
59.Gordon "A F**kin Destroyer" Mitchell*   14:30.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM242008Coors, can  Stopped trying to chug fast 20 sec. into race
60.Matt "mehokie" Eakolokowski   14:37.0   Bowling Green, VA 1st Annual Eakolokowski Cross Cou...M292010Bud Light, can  With penalty lap.
61.Just Jack    15:33.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?M2012Coors, can  
62.Just Jack    15:33.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?2012Coors, can  
63.Just Jack    15:33.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?M2012Coors, can  
64.Adam "ex-Late-guy" Stolzberg*   15:41.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
65.Sealed Hatch    16:19.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...F232010water, cup  She had to go back to work so she drank 77oz of water
66.Gillette Me Copy That    16:48.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M352009Milwakees Best Lite, can  
67.John "Host" Coogan*   17:06.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
68.Toni Marie "No-fear" Diegoli*   17:24.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileF2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
69.Stephen "basic" Magnesson   18:00.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile...M222006Milwaukee's Best, can  pube stork!
70.Buck-a-Fuffalo    18:17.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M352010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Shot Gunned all six beers
71.You Taste Different    19:12.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M382010Miler Lite, can  
72.Vlade Diddles   19:23.0   Charlottesville, VA Virginia Spring Break ClassicM212004Milwaukee's Best Light, can  Lentil Soup Boot City!!!!
73.Serving Seamen    19:56.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...F272009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Shotgunned all 6 beers
74.NFN Adam    20:51.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M302010Genesee, can  1st time ever to a hash, let alone a beermile...
75.Final FourPlay    22:00.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...F422009Miller Lite, can  
76.I'll Clean Your Sack    22:00.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M272010Genesee, can  
77.NFN Kevin    22:28.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M472010Genesee, can  
78.Heiny Girl    22:30.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...F292009Coors Lite, can  
79.Beth "american" Ackerman   23:00.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile...F202006Beast ice, can  
80.NFN Jason    23:34.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M252010Genesee, can  1st time ever to a hash, let alone a beermile...
81.Arrested Development    23:38.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...F252009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Shotgunned all 6 beers
82.Papa D    23:56.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?M2012Coors, can  
83.Papa D    23:56.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?2012Coors, can  
84.Papa D    23:56.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?M2012Coors, can  
85.Doctor StrangeGlove    24:18.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M482009Miller Lite, can  
86.Eric "Z-man" Zander*   24:41.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
87.Michael "noodler" Guthrie   25:00.0   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile...M202006Miller Light, can  
88.HomoRama    25:13.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M522009Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  
89.Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd*   26:58.0   Vienna, VA SLR Summer BBQ Beer MileM2003Mickeys Big Mouth,   
90.ET BrokeBone    28:38.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M292009Miller Lite, can  
91.Vic Skid    28:48.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M482009Milwakees Best Lite, can  
92.CarStar    28:55.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012Coors, can  
93.CarStar    28:55.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?2012Coors, can  
94.CarStar    28:55.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012Coors, can  
95.Minor Problem    30:04.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...F152009Sweet Tea and Diest Coke, can  Drank 4 Sweet Teas and 2 Diet Cokes
96.NFN Joe    30:23.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M322009Miller Lite, can  
97.Buckman    31:30.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M262010Genesee, can  
98.Dennis Maser   32:07.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatM282011Moosehead, bottle  
99.Doc StrangeGlove    32:27.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M492010Pabst Blue Ribbon, can  Oldest male competitor this year
100.NFN Knolan    32:48.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M262010Genesee, can  1st time ever to a hash, let alone a beermile...
101.Off to See the Wizzer    33:05.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...F482009Coors Lite, can  
102.Kevin Bianco   34:00.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatM282011Racer 5, bottle  
103.Bilbo's Dildo    34:10.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...F352010Genesee, can  
104.GS Jess    34:20.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012  
105.GS Jess    34:20.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?2012  
106.GS Jess    34:20.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012Coors, bottle  
107.Katy    34:35.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012Coors, can  
108.Katy    34:35.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012Coors, can  
109.Katy    34:35.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012Coors, can  
110.Honey Nut Squirleo    35:24.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M482010Genesee, can  
111.Pelvis Costello    36:58.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M502009Miller Lite, can  Beat by Girl
112.Snorkel not Included    37:20.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...F312010Bud Select 55, can  
113.Hot Tube MVP    37:24.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...F322010Genesee Cream Ale, can  She drank 3 Genesee Cream Ale and 3 regular Genesee
114.NFN Tina    37:45.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...F352010Roling Rock Lite, bottle  
115.NFN Michelle    37:52.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...F312010Genesee, can  1st time ever to a hash, let alone a beermile...
116.Sleeping Booty and the 7 Toys    40:22.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...F312010Genesee, can  Formerly known as NFN Shannon
117.KC Covert   41:16.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatF272011Miller High Life, bottle  
118.K    41:24.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012Coors, can  
119.K    41:24.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?2012Coors, can  
120.K    41:24.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012Coors, can  
121.MJ    41:29.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012bottle  
122.MJ    41:29.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?2012bottle  
123.MJ    41:29.0   Alexandria, VA What Does Your V-Neck Shirt Want?F2012Coors, bottle  
124.I'm Gay I'm Gay I'm Gay    43:09.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M432010Bud Light Select 55, can  1st time ever completing a competive event in his life..
125.Snatch a Batch    46:56.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...M402010Genesee Cream Ale, can  Had sausage and eggs for breakfast, Good thing his wife and Sister-in law are HOTTIES
126.Kara Maser   50:17.0   Arlington, VA She Said ThatF292011Miller High Life, bottle  
127.NFN Margo    63:00.0   Virginia Beach, VA 2010 2nd Anal Hobo H3 / 4th Annua...F442010Rolling Rock Lite, bottle  Oldest Female competitor and thank god she fininshed....
128.Kyle "Fast Guy" Stanton   79:44.0   Massanutten, VA BicentennialM2012Budweiser, can  World Record Bicentennial?
129.Brandon "papa smurf" Swecker   DNF   Stafford, VA Stafford Soda MileM2003Coke, can  
130.Larry "D2DA Face" Michaels*   DNF   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM232008Coors, can  Most Disappointing
131.Jack Sparrow*   DNF   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM232008Coors, can  Stopped after 2 laps
132.Bum Pumper    DNF   Virginia Beach, VA 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu...M552009Miller Lite, can  Beat by Girl and oldest Competitor
133.Matt "Madd Matt" Barker   DNF   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Beer MileM222006Natural Light, can  
134.Jeff "Convict" Briggs   DNF   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile...M672006Beast Light, can  not amazing!
135.Matt "mad matt" Barker   DNF   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile...M222006Guinness, can  booourns
136.Justin "flounder" Mallen   DNF   Harrisonburg, VA Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile...M202006Miller Genuine Draft, can  what?!







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