| Name | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Paul Cross |
6:18.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | |
| 2. | Jonathan Silcock |
6:20.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 3. | Michael Booth |
6:21.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 1st annual Manitoba Cup of Beer M... | M | 22 | Kokanee, can | Provincial record |
| 4. | Robbie N |
6:35.3 |
Edmonton, AB | 2003 Northern Alberta Regional Ch... | M | | can | Debut race |
| 5. | Eric Langhjelm |
6:39.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 6. | Josh "camel" Smith |
6:39.0 |
Windsor, ON | Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03 | M | 18 | Steeler, can | record |
| 7. | Sev Leblanc |
6:53.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 8. | Kent Williams |
6:56.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 9. | brad "jersey" ellis |
7:03.0 |
Salisbury, MD | salisbury annual post season beer... | M | 19 | Scheaffer, can | |
| 10. | Ross Dexter |
7:03.8 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | M | | can | |
| 11. | Ian "hutt stuff" Hutt |
7:04.0 |
Windsor, ON | Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03 | M | 20 | Canadian, can | |
| 12. | Lee Appleby |
7:06.0 |
Peterborough, ON | Peterborough Beer Mile | M | 19 | Canadian, can | Rookie Mile! Lots of puking afterwards |
| 13. | Mr. Todd Struckman |
7:08.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | M | 33 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | 2 time defending champ |
| 14. | Erik Davis |
7:10.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Cypress Honey Lager, can | |
| 15. | Trevor Sawatzky |
7:12.0 |
Calgary, AB | 8th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 16. | Antii Tenhiala |
7:14.0 |
Calgary, AB | 8th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile | M | | | |
| 17. | Tyler Nitzke |
7:21.4 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | M | | can | |
| 18. | David Dame |
7:22.0 |
Peterborough, ON | Peterborough Beer Mile | M | 30 | Labatt's Blue, can | Upset by the Rookie |
| 19. | Brian Zalewski |
7:23.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors, can | 2-time defending champ |
| 20. | Ben Anderson |
7:26.6 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | M | | can | |
| 21. | Brandon Laan |
7:27.0 |
London, ON | The First Annual Western Spring B... | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, can | I don't even drink! |
| 22. | Cameron Lebans |
7:32.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Granville Island Pale Ale, | |
| 23. | Riley Kehoe |
7:33.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 22 | Blatz, can | |
| 24. | Krista "Kee-Kee O'" Beddoes |
7:36.9 |
Edmonton, AB | 2003 Northern Alberta Regional Ch... | F | | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | PB |
| 25. | Owen "Uncle Owie" Kiely |
7:37.9 |
Middletown, CT | Uncle Owie's Birthday Spectacular | M | 19 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 26. | Nicole Dwyer |
7:38.0 |
Peterborough, ON | Peterborough Beer Mile | F | 27 | Upper Canada, can | Rookie Mile, lots of puking afterwards |
| 27. | Mike Callaghan |
7:40.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 23 | Carlsberg, can | jean shorts, KISS t-shirt |
| 28. | Freddy Garcia |
7:44.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 24 | Coors, can | |
| 29. | Jeremy Klegseth |
7:46.1 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | M | | can | |
| 30. | Randy Ristau |
7:47.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | M | 32 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 31. | Jeff Crouch |
7:47.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | M | 33 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 32. | J.C. "johnny (Party Boy)" Chirgwin |
7:50.0 |
Morehead, KY | Morehead Mile | M | 22 | Budweiser, can | didn't even catch a buzz |
| 33. | Mark Linseman |
7:51.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 18 | Export, can | led race until 4th beer |
| 34. | Matthew "The Trezz" Pyle |
7:54.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 35. | Rich "b-ball" Garton |
7:54.0 |
Windsor, ON | Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03 | M | 19 | Canadian, can | |
| 36. | Peter Cardle |
7:58.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Canadian, | |
| 37. | PJ Murphy |
8:03.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Granville Island Lager, | |
| 38. | Ryan Manies |
8:03.4 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | M | | can | |
| 39. | Frank Lucarelli |
8:07.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, | |
| 40. | Doug Clark |
8:08.1 |
Morris County, NJ | 1st Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch... | M | 35 | Budweiser, can | |
| 41. | Brice Evans |
8:09.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Canadian, | |
| 42. | Dave "deeps" Dipiero |
8:10.0 |
Windsor, ON | Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03 | M | 21 | Canadian, can | |
| 43. | Matt "thrower" Harris |
8:10.2 |
Windsor, ON | Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03 | M | 18 | Canadian, can | |
| 44. | Colby Stone |
8:15.0 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | M | | can | |
| 45. | Neil McKinnon |
8:18.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, bottle | |
| 46. | Peter McClelland |
8:21.0 |
London, ON | The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ... | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best, can | Finally broke the 2nd place curse |
| 47. | Giles ""G"" Thelan |
8:27.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | M | 34 | can | |
| 48. | Peter McClelland |
8:27.0 |
London, ON | The First Annual Western Spring B... | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, can | Fuck I Hate Second Place |
| 49. | Ryan O'Hagan |
8:29.0 |
London, ON | The First Annual Western Spring B... | M | 20 | Old Milwaukee, can | MIP |
| 50. | Bill "Prime" Donahue |
8:30.5 |
Edmonton, AB | 2003 Northern Alberta Regional Ch... | M | 36 | Budweiser, can | PB |
| 51. | Bryan "Thuggin" Bissell |
8:32.7 |
Mystic, CT | Mo Snow Mo Problems | M | 21 | Miller High Life, can | |
| 52. | Scott Forbes |
8:40.4 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | M | | can | |
| 53. | Mallory Gordon |
8:41.0 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | F | | can | |
| 54. | M. Verbrugge |
8:42.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, | |
| 55. | Greg Peters |
8:43.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | | 32 | can | |
| 56. | Blaine Woodcock |
8:43.3 |
Edmonton, AB | 2003 Northern Alberta Regional Ch... | M | | can | with penalty lap and 5th beer before it! |
| 57. | Maria Berger |
8:45.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | F | 30 | keystone, can | winning women |
| 58. | Derrick Johnstone |
8:55.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Canadian, | |
| 59. | Luke Struckman |
8:59.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | M | 24 | Bud Light, can | |
| 60. | Matt "Tomato-Head" Norminton |
9:04.3 |
Edmonton, AB | 2003 Northern Alberta Regional Ch... | M | | can | Debut race |
| 61. | Matt Demeo |
9:06.0 |
London, ON | The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ... | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best, can | First in the rower division |
| 62. | Mark "Kiwi" Legg |
9:08.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | M | 28 | can | |
| 63. | Dave Keeley |
9:10.0 |
London, ON | The First Annual Western Spring B... | M | 20 | Old Milwaukee, can | Best Projectile Vomit |
| 64. | Todd Mulherin |
9:12.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Keith's, | |
| 65. | Dave Roberts |
9:12.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Pale Ale, | |
| 66. | Alex "Big Al" Gallego |
9:14.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | M | 32 | can | |
| 67. | John Reay |
9:17.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, | |
| 68. | Devin Wilson |
9:18.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 69. | Janet Harrison |
9:19.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | F | | Granville Island, | First Female |
| 70. | Andy Pfeffer |
9:20.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 22 | Blatz, can | |
| 71. | Stephanie |
9:22.5 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | F | | can | |
| 72. | Graham Baskett |
9:23.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | | 21 | can | yeah- 21 hmm. |
| 73. | Terry Bushnell |
9:23.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | can | |
| 74. | Bobbi-Jo Evans |
9:24.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | F | | Canadian, | |
| 75. | Jim Helton |
9:25.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | JL Classic, | |
| 76. | Jeff "wheels" May(fontaine) |
9:29.0 |
Windsor, ON | Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03 | M | | Canadian, can | |
| 77. | Ciaran Carter |
9:29.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 22 | Carlsberg, can | penalty lap, Iron Maiden shirt |
| 78. | Matt Arndt |
9:31.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | | 25 | Budweiser, can | |
| 79. | Charlie "Big Dipper" Beaton |
9:31.0 |
Missoula, MT | The Team Stampede Beer Mile | | 32 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, can | |
| 80. | Ryan Kleimenhagen |
9:34.0 |
Platteville, WI | UWP Open | M | 20 | Old Style, can | bootleg. :12,1:10,:35,1:15,1:21,1:10,1:39,1:04+1:08 |
| 81. | Katie Shaw |
9:34.0 |
London, ON | The First Annual Western Spring B... | F | 18 | Old Milwaukee, can | Rookie Phenom |
| 82. | Riberio Andre |
9:36.0 |
Toronto, ON | Innagural High Park Race | M | 30 | Labatt's Blue, can | |
| 83. | Joe McVeigh |
9:39.4 |
Morris County, NJ | 1st Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch... | M | 40 | Budweiser, can | Ran Vomit penalty lap in 1-19 |
| 84. | Tom Ackley |
9:45.0 |
Whitewater, WI | 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best Ice, can | |
| 85. | Jared Fletcher |
9:45.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 1st annual Manitoba Cup of Beer M... | M | 21 | Keith's, can | |
| 86. | Alan Connell |
9:48.9 |
Morris County, NJ | 1st Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch... | M | 33 | Budweiser, can | Ran Vomit penalty lap in 1-36 |
| 87. | Greg Shulman |
9:50.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Heinekin, | |
| 88. | John "not-webguy" Warden |
9:51.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 89. | Andy Vogel |
9:51.2 |
Morris County, NJ | 1st Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch... | M | 30 | 2 Guiness, then 2 Bud, bottle | |
| 90. | will "d-dubs" detwiler |
9:56.0 |
Salisbury, MD | salisbury annual post season beer... | M | 20 | Busch, can | |
| 91. | Norman "Stormin'" O'Reilly |
9:58.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Scott's Bachelor Party | M | 30 | Labatt 50, can | |
| 92. | Brian Greig |
9:58.1 |
Ashland, OR | 2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Inv... | M | | can | |
| 93. | Andrew Dauphinais |
9:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 1st annual Manitoba Cup of Beer M... | M | 19 | Kokanee, can | |
| 94. | Chris "refreshments" Kupczyk |
10:03.0 |
Vienna, VA | SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile | M | | Mickeys Big Mouth, | |
| 95. | Leslie Tabler |
10:03.0 |
London, ON | The First Annual Western Spring B... | F | 19 | Old Milwaukee, can | MIP |
| 96. | Yves Leduc |
10:05.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, | |
| 97. | Andrea "drea" Lamantia |
10:06.0 |
Windsor, ON | Windsor Fall Beer Mile '03 | F | 21 | Canadian, can | |
| 98. | Chris Schmid |
10:08.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Heinekin, | |
| 99. | Brian Stasiak |
10:08.0 |
London, ON | The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer ... | M | 20 | Milwaukee's Best, can | Running is harder than rowing |
| 100. | Brandon Lewis |
10:10.0 |
London, ON | The First Annual Western Spring B... | M | 19 | Old Milwaukee, can | I get hammered off 4 beers |