Donkey Punch Beer Mile
A Dark Place On A Hill
November 24, 2008

created by user Leonard_pt

Conditions: Cold as Fuck


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 The Real Magnum 7:01.07 M 20 From Can Budweiser Splits bitches in half in the 101
2 Chuck Norris 7:36.14 M 22 From Can Budweiser Too fat to win, LOSE WEIGHT FAT-ASS
3 Spider Dick 8:43.56 M 4 From Can Budweiser Ok first time, spider hat = clincher
4 The Madame 9:30.81 F 36 From Can Budweiser Better than her girlfriend, rolls with the bitches
5 Cali Boy 9:31.33 M 88 From Can Budweiser You lost to a girl, 'nuff said

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