Tucson New Year Champagne Mile 2009
Tucson, AZ
January 1, 2009

created by user drslowride

Conditions: dunno...drunk

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

	Name	Time	Gender	Beer	Notes
1	C.H.A.S.E.	8:09	M	Champagne
2	dr. Slow Ride	9:35	M	Champagne
3	Eskimo Pi Diver	9:42	M	Champagne
4	Go Fuck Myself	10:26	M	Champagne
5	Doctor Mudd	10:36	M	Champagne
6	Papa Don't Peek	11:24	M	Champagne
7	Napolean Bone A Part	13:35	M	Champagne
8	Didja Bite My Penis	14:15	M	Champagne
9	Cop U Late	14:50	M	Champagne
10	Scooby In A Bottle	15:13	M	MR Champagne
11	I.P. Freely	15:26	M	Champagne
12	Examine Me	15:35	F	Champagne
13	God Almighty	19:43	M	Champagne
14	Klitty Litter	DNF	F	Champagne

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Race Notes:

We gathered at the Meet Rack, paid 9 bucks apiece for a bottle of champagne. Rules were to run Scooby's 0.26 mile loop through the neighborhood whilst drinking the bottle at the Rack...bottle had to be complete before commencing lap 4. Very good time, very bad wine.