Semi-Annual Donkey Punch Beer Mile
a dark place on a hill
May 17, 2009

created by user a_magnum

Conditions: Perfect conditions for pounding vag

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Big-D Andy 6:44 M 20 From Can Bud-Heavy beer mile was more impressive than his brothers marathon
2 Fat Kid 7:19 F 19 From Can Bud-Heavy likes to fuck girls who weigh more than he does
3 Blow Job 9:07 M 21 From Can Bud-Heavy sucks his girlfriends dick nightly
4 Green-pepper Whore 9:29 M 22 From Can Bud-Heavy maybe you would have run faster if you lost some weight, fat-ass
5 Jorts Bartender 9:30 M 20 From Can Bud-Heavy at least you finished this year but cecila could have beaten you
6 12 year-old 12:18 M 12 From Can Bud-Heavy maybe if we put a nipple on it, you might have run faster
7 Ginger Firebush 14:12 M 21 From Can Bud-Heavy kat would have beaten you, go crysterbate urself to sleep


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