Uni High Beermile
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA
August 22, 2009

created by user horses_ass

Conditions: Sunny, 81

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Beer Notes
1 Chin Ball Wizard 10:25 M From Can Bud Light
2 Waddling Wanker 10:52 M From Bottle Sam Adams Cherry Wheat First Beermile
3 Cock-a-dile 10:55 F From Can Tecate / Heineken First Beermile
4 Oedipussy 10:56 M From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon First Beermile, attended Uni High
5 Bent Penis 11:34 M From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
6 ZZ Top Notch 11:55 M From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon First Beermile
7 Cell Your Ass 12:25 F From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon First Beermile
8 Numb Nuts 12:25 M From Bottle Steinlager w/ Penatly Lap, under review
9 Buster Hymen 12:32 M From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
10 Sarah Legal 12:52 M From Bottle Heineken First Beermile
11 FMITA Nancy Queer 13:30 M From Can Bud Light First Beermile
12 Cums in the Backdoor 16:52 M From Bottle Miller Chill First Beermile
13 Strokin in the Boyz Room 17:24 M From Bottle Mickey's w/ Penalty Lap, self imposed
14 Horse's Ass 17:56 M From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
15 Cream Puff 18:33 M From Can Budweiser
16 Blow My Mind 18:48 F From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
17 Smokey and the Handjob 21:43 M From Bottle New Castle First Beermile


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Race Notes:

Another Beermile at Uni High. Great turn out... I wish I could say the same for the jumbled results. If I screwed up, my bust.

We ran this in two heats, one heat for the n00bs, and one heat for the veterans.