The Mongolian Manglers pre-Marriage Mash-up
Calgary, AB
September 6, 2009

created by user mikethemece

Conditions: Calm, Cool and Dark


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Michael V 9:19 M 30 From Can Big Rock Grasshopper The only veteran Beermiler.
2 Thang U 15:34 M 25 From Can Big Rock Grasshopper First Beermile, threw up 8 times over the mile, finished by sheer determination alone.
3 John G DNF M From Can Grasshopper Quit after second lap but no one expected him to finish 4 beer anyway.
4 Keith V DNF M From Can Molson Canadian Quit after 2nd lap, we're pretty sure he was trying to make sure he still looked good for his ladies of the night.
5 James R DNF M From Can Molson Canadian Quit after 2nd lap, but at least got suited up in his running gear for the event.
6 John E DNF F From Can Molson Canadian DQ'd for trying to cut across the field halfway around the track, neither his inability to drink more than two beer nor his cheating made him a girl. His vagina however, does.

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