DUNDAS ON
July 29, 2016
created by user O2BCool
Ruleset:
4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage
Links:
Name | Time | Gender | Age | Nationality | Beer | Notes | |
1 | Justin Willis |
8:59 ![]() |
M | 23 |
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1st Beer Mile; surprised the regulars! |
2 | Adam Dziemianko (XF) |
9:07 ![]() |
M | 30 |
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Another first timer who hit the podium. |
3 | Jason St Denis (R) |
9:15 ![]() |
M | 32 |
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A little slower than last year, but he's about to get married (probably worse next year). |
4 | Ken Kenna (R) |
9:18 ![]() |
M | 55 |
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3rd fist-timer in the top 3, and did it wearing a dress! |
5 | Ron Lariviere (R) |
10:22 ![]() |
M | 66 |
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PB'd and bettered last year's race by almost a minute! |
6 | Alex Jurkovic |
10:33 ![]() |
M | 27 |
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Another first-timer who thinks he's found his calling. |
7 | Grace Panoff (R) |
10:41 ![]() |
F | 54 |
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3-Peat champion. Threatening retirement but the group won't let her go. |
8 | Rich Gelder (R) |
11:49 ![]() |
M | 47 |
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Would have been impressive if he was actually there. |
9 | Trent Irwin (XF) |
12:21 ![]() |
M | 34 |
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A year of firsts; weddings & beer miles; what's next? |
10 | James Stephenson (R) |
13:22 ![]() |
M | 31 |
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Rumour has it he got engaged during the event; not confirmed. |
11 | Jim Richards (R) |
13:25 ![]() |
M | 47 |
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Better than 5 mins of last year's time; spent less time kissing & hugging. |
12 | Paul Mitchell (R) |
13:59 ![]() |
M | 56 |
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PB'd on time and number of F-bombs levied. |
13 | Emily Leslie (R) |
14:59 ![]() |
F | 30 |
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Outstanding Beer Mile debut! 2nd overall female with the goal of besting her mentor in 2017. |
14 | Ben Jurkovic (R) |
15:59 ![]() |
M | 31 |
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15 | Quinn Patricia (R) |
16:29 ![]() |
F | 29 |
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Yet another outstanding maiden Beer Mile, and did it in a non-aerodynamic tutu. |
16 | Bryan Do |
16:42 ![]() |
M | 21 |
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Another newbie, and wasn't shy at the pre. |
17 | Mary Carey (XF) |
16:52 ![]() |
F | 56 |
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Beer miled with one hand & rocked the baby to sleep with the other. |
18 | Lorraine Gavloski (R) |
17:22 ![]() |
F | 43 |
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Huge PB while chicking Campbell. Campbell no-like. |
19 | John M Campbell (XF) |
17:26 ![]() |
M | 54 |
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Better than last year; think living the dream in the dreads helped. |
20 | Ciara McCann (R) |
19:03 ![]() |
F | 29 |
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Rocked the tutu, rocked the orange leggings, and rocked her first Beer Mile! |
21 | Danielle Solondz (XF) |
22:44 ![]() |
F | 34 |
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Another debut race, and doubled-back the next morning with a Monster-Mash CrossFit WOD. |
22 | Mieke Samara (R) |
24:30 ![]() |
F | 30 |
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Rumour has it that she only said, 'yes' after 2 laps & 2 beers thinking about it. |
23 | Liz Dowling (R) |
26:42 ![]() |
F | 39 |
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Knocked over 4 mins off last year's time; must have been divine intervention. |
24 | Surafel Akalu |
27:27 ![]() |
M | 22 |
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Didn't know what he was getting into. Didn't know this was a 'thing'. Didn't know he'd end up on a website, bu thtinks he'll be back! |
25 | Shelby MacGregor (XF) |
31:02 ![]() |
F | 23 |
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First in the junior ladies' division and the hope is she'll rock the beer socks at future WODs. |
26 | Steve Smith (R) |
31:04 ![]() |
M | 55 |
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Wasn't his day, but he gutted through it. Could it have been the lack of wiener shorts? Somewhere F-Bomb is smiling. |
27 | Leigh-Anne Polkinghorne (XF) |
36:10 ![]() |
F | 44 |
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First Beer Mile after coming off a foot injury. Hates beer in general, but tried to think of it as crappy-tasting cider. |
28 | Angel Rixtun (XF) |
39:59 ![]() |
M | 25 |
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Questioned his respect of the Beer Mile in choosing to drink king-cans. Sense is his tact will change next year. Still he's reigning Junior Men's champion. |
29 | Katherine Armstrong (R) | DNF | F | 28 |
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DNF - with the help and support of her fellow chicks and mentor, she'll be back next year with bells (and maybe tutus) on. |
30 | Megan Carey (XF) | DNF | F | 28 |
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DNF - used it as a learning experience and will work on her burping skills for next year. Still put Park Warden Eats to shame. |
31 | Emily Campbell (XF) | DNF | F | 20 |
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DNF - obvious it was her father that put too much pressure on her and she can put the blame squarely on his (rounded) shoulders. 2017 will be a bounce-back year. |
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Race Notes:
31 athletes, Runners & CrossFitters, 28 finishers, a bunch of first-timers, 2 Chunder-Milers, 5 yellow tutus & orange stockings, 3 nuns, a goalie, 1 SOB, and a Rastafarian Sumo-Wrestler. The typical Beer Mile demographic.