HDRC Dundas Beer Mile 4; The 1st Olympiad
DUNDAS ON
July 29, 2016

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Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

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	Name	Time	Gender	Age	Nationality	Beer	Notes
1	Justin Willis	8:59	M	23		Molson Canadian	1st Beer Mile; surprised the regulars!
2	Adam Dziemianko (XF)	9:07	M	30		Molson Canadian	Another first timer who hit the podium.
3	Jason St Denis (R)	9:15	M	32		2 Sleemans Original & 2 Amsterdam Blonde	A little slower than last year, but he's about to get married (probably worse next year).
4	Ken Kenna (R)	9:18	M	55		Steamwhistle	3rd fist-timer in the top 3, and did it wearing a dress!
5	Ron Lariviere (R)	10:22	M	66		Amsterdam Blonde	PB'd and bettered last year's race by almost a minute!
6	Alex Jurkovic	10:33	M	27		Coors Banquet	Another first-timer who thinks he's found his calling.
7	Grace Panoff (R)	10:41	F	54		Fosters	3-Peat champion. Threatening retirement but the group won't let her go.
8	Rich Gelder (R)	11:49	M	47		Molson Export	Would have been impressive if he was actually there.
9	Trent Irwin (XF)	12:21	M	34		Coors Banquet	A year of firsts; weddings & beer miles; what's next?
10	James Stephenson (R)	13:22	M	31		Coors Banquet	Rumour has it he got engaged during the event; not confirmed.
11	Jim Richards (R)	13:25	M	47		Moosehead	Better than 5 mins of last year's time; spent less time kissing & hugging.
12	Paul Mitchell (R)	13:59	M	56		Budweiser	PB'd on time and number of F-bombs levied.
13	Emily Leslie (R)	14:59	F	30		Amsterdam Blonde	Outstanding Beer Mile debut! 2nd overall female with the goal of besting her mentor in 2017.
14	Ben Jurkovic (R)	15:59	M	31		Budweiser	First-time chunderer. Probably due to thinking about imminent fatherhood.
15	Quinn Patricia (R)	16:29	F	29		Steamwhistle	Yet another outstanding maiden Beer Mile, and did it in a non-aerodynamic tutu.
16	Bryan Do	16:42	M	21		Molson Canadian	Another newbie, and wasn't shy at the pre.
17	Mary Carey (XF)	16:52	F	56		Michelob Ultra	Beer miled with one hand & rocked the baby to sleep with the other.
18	Lorraine Gavloski (R)	17:22	F	43		PC Lager	Huge PB while chicking Campbell. Campbell no-like.
19	John M Campbell (XF)	17:26	M	54		Amsterdam Blonde	Better than last year; think living the dream in the dreads helped.
20	Ciara McCann (R)	19:03	F	29		Molson Canadian	Rocked the tutu, rocked the orange leggings, and rocked her first Beer Mile!
21	Danielle Solondz (XF)	22:44	F	34		Coors Banquet	Another debut race, and doubled-back the next morning with a Monster-Mash CrossFit WOD.
22	Mieke Samara (R)	24:30	F	30		Sleemans Original	Rumour has it that she only said, 'yes' after 2 laps & 2 beers thinking about it.
23	Liz Dowling (R)	26:42	F	39		Steamwhistle	Knocked over 4 mins off last year's time; must have been divine intervention.
24	Surafel Akalu	27:27	M	22		Molson Canadian	Didn't know what he was getting into. Didn't know this was a 'thing'. Didn't know he'd end up on a website, bu thtinks he'll be back!
25	Shelby MacGregor (XF)	31:02	F	23		Alexander Keith's	First in the junior ladies' division and the hope is she'll rock the beer socks at future WODs.
26	Steve Smith (R)	31:04	M	55		Budweiser	Wasn't his day, but he gutted through it. Could it have been the lack of wiener shorts? Somewhere F-Bomb is smiling.
27	Leigh-Anne Polkinghorne (XF)	36:10	F	44		Steamwhistle	First Beer Mile after coming off a foot injury. Hates beer in general, but tried to think of it as crappy-tasting cider.
28	Angel Rixtun (XF)	39:59	M	25		Molson Canadian	Questioned his respect of the Beer Mile in choosing to drink king-cans. Sense is his tact will change next year. Still he's reigning Junior Men's champion.
29	Katherine Armstrong (R)	DNF	F	28		Amsterdam Blonde	DNF - with the help and support of her fellow chicks and mentor, she'll be back next year with bells (and maybe tutus) on.
30	Megan Carey (XF)	DNF	F	28		Molson Canadian	DNF - used it as a learning experience and will work on her burping skills for next year. Still put Park Warden Eats to shame.
31	Emily Campbell (XF)	DNF	F	20		Budweiser	DNF - obvious it was her father that put too much pressure on her and she can put the blame squarely on his (rounded) shoulders. 2017 will be a bounce-back year.

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Race Notes:

31 athletes, Runners & CrossFitters, 28 finishers, a bunch of first-timers, 2 Chunder-Milers, 5 yellow tutus & orange stockings, 3 nuns, a goalie, 1 SOB, and a Rastafarian Sumo-Wrestler. The typical Beer Mile demographic.