July 29, 2016
created by user O2BCool
|1||Justin Willis||8:59||M||23||Molson Canadian||1st Beer Mile; surprised the regulars!|
|2||Adam Dziemianko (XF)||9:07||M||30||Molson Canadian||Another first timer who hit the podium.|
|3||Jason St Denis (R)||9:15||M||32||2 Sleemans Original & 2 Amsterdam Blonde||A little slower than last year, but he's about to get married (probably worse next year).|
|4||Ken Kenna (R)||9:18||M||55||Steamwhistle||3rd fist-timer in the top 3, and did it wearing a dress!|
|5||Ron Lariviere (R)||10:22||M||66||Amsterdam Blonde||PB'd and bettered last year's race by almost a minute!|
|6||Alex Jurkovic||10:33||M||27||Coors Banquet||Another first-timer who thinks he's found his calling.|
|7||Grace Panoff (R)||10:41||F||54||Fosters||3-Peat champion. Threatening retirement but the group won't let her go.|
|8||Rich Gelder (R)||11:49||M||47||Molson Export||Would have been impressive if he was actually there.|
|9||Trent Irwin (XF)||12:21||M||34||Coors Banquet||A year of firsts; weddings & beer miles; what's next?|
|10||James Stephenson (R)||13:22||M||31||Coors Banquet||Rumour has it he got engaged during the event; not confirmed.|
|11||Jim Richards (R)||13:25||M||47||Moosehead||Better than 5 mins of last year's time; spent less time kissing & hugging.|
|12||Paul Mitchell (R)||13:59||M||56||Budweiser||PB'd on time and number of F-bombs levied.|
|13||Emily Leslie (R)||14:59||F||30||Amsterdam Blonde||Outstanding Beer Mile debut! 2nd overall female with the goal of besting her mentor in 2017.|
|14||Ben Jurkovic (R)||15:59||M||31||Budweiser||First-time chunderer. Probably due to thinking about imminent fatherhood.|
|15||Quinn Patricia (R)||16:29||F||29||Steamwhistle||Yet another outstanding maiden Beer Mile, and did it in a non-aerodynamic tutu.|
|16||Bryan Do||16:42||M||21||Molson Canadian||Another newbie, and wasn't shy at the pre.|
|17||Mary Carey (XF)||16:52||F||56||Michelob Ultra||Beer miled with one hand & rocked the baby to sleep with the other.|
|18||Lorraine Gavloski (R)||17:22||F||43||PC Lager||Huge PB while chicking Campbell. Campbell no-like.|
|19||John M Campbell (XF)||17:26||M||54||Amsterdam Blonde||Better than last year; think living the dream in the dreads helped.|
|20||Ciara McCann (R)||19:03||F||29||Molson Canadian||Rocked the tutu, rocked the orange leggings, and rocked her first Beer Mile!|
|21||Danielle Solondz (XF)||22:44||F||34||Coors Banquet||Another debut race, and doubled-back the next morning with a Monster-Mash CrossFit WOD.|
|22||Mieke Samara (R)||24:30||F||30||Sleemans Original||Rumour has it that she only said, 'yes' after 2 laps & 2 beers thinking about it.|
|23||Liz Dowling (R)||26:42||F||39||Steamwhistle||Knocked over 4 mins off last year's time; must have been divine intervention.|
|24||Surafel Akalu||27:27||M||22||Molson Canadian||Didn't know what he was getting into. Didn't know this was a 'thing'. Didn't know he'd end up on a website, bu thtinks he'll be back!|
|25||Shelby MacGregor (XF)||31:02||F||23||Alexander Keith's||First in the junior ladies' division and the hope is she'll rock the beer socks at future WODs.|
|26||Steve Smith (R)||31:04||M||55||Budweiser||Wasn't his day, but he gutted through it. Could it have been the lack of wiener shorts? Somewhere F-Bomb is smiling.|
|27||Leigh-Anne Polkinghorne (XF)||36:10||F||44||Steamwhistle||First Beer Mile after coming off a foot injury. Hates beer in general, but tried to think of it as crappy-tasting cider.|
|28||Angel Rixtun (XF)||39:59||M||25||Molson Canadian||Questioned his respect of the Beer Mile in choosing to drink king-cans. Sense is his tact will change next year. Still he's reigning Junior Men's champion.|
|29||Katherine Armstrong (R)||DNF||F||28||Amsterdam Blonde||DNF - with the help and support of her fellow chicks and mentor, she'll be back next year with bells (and maybe tutus) on.|
|30||Megan Carey (XF)||DNF||F||28||Molson Canadian||DNF - used it as a learning experience and will work on her burping skills for next year. Still put Park Warden Eats to shame.|
|31||Emily Campbell (XF)||DNF||F||20||Budweiser||DNF - obvious it was her father that put too much pressure on her and she can put the blame squarely on his (rounded) shoulders. 2017 will be a bounce-back year.|
Were the rules obeyed?
You must be logged in as a registered user to vote.
Click here to login and create an account.
Click here to login and create an account.
31 athletes, Runners & CrossFitters, 28 finishers, a bunch of first-timers, 2 Chunder-Milers, 5 yellow tutus & orange stockings, 3 nuns, a goalie, 1 SOB, and a Rastafarian Sumo-Wrestler. The typical Beer Mile demographic.