Second Annual Spring Classic Beer Mile
Saskatoon, SK, Canada
April 8, 2017

created by user Sask Mountain Goat

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Nationality Beer Notes
1 Iain McCormick 5:55.57 M From Bottle Kokanee Possible New Saskatchewan Record.
2 Reid B 8:20.96 M From Bottle Alexander Keith's Always ready to party, especially after running a 40 second PB.
3 Jared W 8:38.45 M From Bottle Kronenbourg 1664 Nearly threw up on the last lap but was able to recover with a fantastic burp and kicked sub 30 on the last 200m. Speed suit. PB.
4 Graham W 8:39.38 M From Bottle Molson Canadian Ran in a stunning green speed suit. Started his kick too early and was passed in the final 100m.
5 Austin G 9:56.32 M From Can Budweiser Rookie drove in from out of town.
6 Erik W 11:10.3 M From Bottle Molson Canadian Penalty lap. Is now permanently hung over.
7 Ryan K 12:49.37 M From Bottle Heineken Pulled both his hamstrings while drinking his first beer.
8 Kaden N 13:03.27 M From Can Budweiser Rookie drove in from out of town. Says it was cold. Award for best puke. Penalty lap.
9 Coleman P 13:57.13 M From Can PBR Flew in from Vancouver just for this. Penalty lap.
10 Jordan J 18:00 M From Can Alexander Keith's DFL.
11 Davis G DNF M From Can Okanogan Cider Time: 8:00.16. Disqualified for not drinking beer.
12 Sophia Z DNF F From Bottle Grolsch Time: 13:19.51. Disqualified for unsportsman like conduct, verbally abusing officials, not actually drinking the full beers.
13 Leadan C DNF F From Can Maui Brewing Company Pineapple Beer Time: 14:17.57. Disqualified for not drinking beer, not actually drinking, poring out drink instead of drinking it.
14 Lynette M DNF F From Can Alexander Keith's DNF.
15 Matthew D DNF M From Can Coors DNF.


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Race Notes:

On a cold spring evening Saskatchewan's best beer milers gathered at Saskatoon's official beer mile track to throw down and throw up at the Second Annual Spring Classic Beer Mile. Following the conclusion of the mile a 4x400m beer relay was also held. Also Iain "I-Ballz" McCormick was there.