Brno H3 Beer Mile
Brno, Czechia
January 18, 2020

created by user mrpink


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Nationality Beer Notes
1 Mr. Pink 8:42 M From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg Hopfenkönig 1:57 behind own Czechia NR. Died by curve one. Not a day to remember. (Nautical Mile 9:59)
2 Princess W Constantly 10:28 M From Can Ottakringer NM 11:41 Had like half a litre of Negroni on the train up
3 Daisy Balls 11:17 F From Can Zipfer Märzen Czechia F NR!! NM 12:47
4 Bare Foot 11:41 M From Bottle Leffe Blonde NM 12:52. Almost caught Daisy but female solidarity alerted her to this. So he just got to watch her puke post finish instead
5 Brno Ian 12:41 M From Can Pilsner Urquell 500ml Asterisk for the 3x big, weak beers, but if that's all the shop has, you welcome the first-timer! NM 14:25
6 Victoria's Secret 14:27 F From Bottle Puntigamer NM 15:46 Warmed up on Gösser pre-Mile. Got a Strava Mile trophy round the track
7 Walrus 15:08 M From Bottle Ottakringer NM 17:21 Why on earth would TWO people drink Ottakringer!?
8 Sloppy Stool 16:00 M From Bottle Sierra Nevada Stout WR Walking only! NM 18:40
9 Ape Shit DNF F From Bottle Schloss Eggenburg Hopfenkönig Brave attempt by non-beer drinker, but quit after 1.5 bottles. Thankfully, as took over time recording once blizzard rendered all pens, phones and paper void
10 Absolutely Not a Lesbian DNF F Wine 750ml Timer

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Race Notes:

Full-on blizzard. Denied use of Moravska Slava track, so did the 400m loop at nam. 28 rijna instead. No one was fast.