Bossier High School Track
December 19, 2020
created by user TBouso
Ruleset:
4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage
Links:
| Name | Time | Gender | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1 | Jeff Howells | 8:28.2 | M | 49 | 
Bud Light Platinum |
Where the Hell did Who come from? |
| 2 | Powell Perot | 8:44.3 | M | 48 |
Bud Light Platinum |
Could've been faster if he hadn't run 20 in the morning |
| 3 | Tony Bouso | 8:44.8 | M | 63 |
Bud Light Platinum |
Amazing athlete, Incredible Effort! |
| 4 | Jason Riffle | 8:53.3 | M | 38 |
Bud Light Platinum |
Permanent organizer in chief |
| 5 | Mike McHalffey | 9:07.5 | M | 61 | 
GRB 318 |
Cheated with the illegal beer |
| 6 | Michael Smith | 9:14.1 | M | 40 |
Keystone |
Dude with the ball cap |
| 7 | Kelley Grafton | 9:31.6 | M | 47 |
Coors Banquet |
Been riding his bike too much |
| 8 | Bobo Anderson | 9:40.9 | M | 58 |
Bud Light Platinum |
Great triathletes don't necessarily make great beer milers |
| 9 | Will Duncan | 10:48.5 | M | 30 |
Bud Light Platinum |
Promised to train more |
| 10 | Jason Hess | 10:52.8 | M | 44 |
Keystone |
Dude with the knit cap |
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Race Notes:
The 11thish annual Cyco Beer Mile moved across the river to stay one step ahead of the PoPo. Five BHS grads came back to their old stomping grounds to relive their glory days on the track of failed dreams. The young punk wannabes just could not hang with the BearKat Alumni who took 2 of 3 podiums and 3 of the top 5. The other 2 BearKittens performed valiantly in a 2nd Place Relay finish.