The Fall Classic
Hespeler, ON
September 18, 2011

created by user bigpanda

Conditions: Sunny

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Jeremy Dunlop 9:25.88 M 35 From Can Labatt Blue This beast flew in from Edmonton just for this race, arrived in his ballin rental car and won his first beer mile in his first attempt. He then celebrated by barfing up all 4 beers in one shot
2 Kyle Dunlop 9:26.66 M 28 From Can Labatt Blue Couldn't afford shoes because he had to buy a class beer like Labatt Blue. Unable to become a two time winner because his older brother showed up
3 Scott Young 11:37.63 M 26 From Can Sleeman Original Draught Just keeps pounding in the solid performances in 2011, a great season for the former piece of garbage.
4 Bob Dunlop 13:10.73 M 24 From Can Meatwhistle Wore a dress, it was gross, held the barf in like usual and finished with a solid time. A real fan favourite.
5 Graeme Cowlen 16:34.76 M 34 From Can Sleeman Original Draught Pure meatball, barfed on his last sip of beer and claims to have given up on his dream after that.
6 Max Cowlen 27:47.46 M 26 From Can Sleeman Original Draught Worst performance by any participant in beer mile history. Sucked on the drinking, sucked on the running, barfed 10-60 times, massive barfs, intense pain, blackouts, finished the race and is still considering just ending it for the good of everyone.


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