Vancouver, BC
December 3, 2011
created by user brianmahony
Conditions: Overcast. Chilly enough that the girls were complainingRuleset:
4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage
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Name | Time | Gender | Age | Beer | Notes | |
1 | Brian Mahony |
7:48 ![]() |
M | 30 | ![]() |
PB. Practiced extensively the night before with cans of 6% Faceplant Winter Ale |
2 | Padraic O'Cheallaigh |
8:17 ![]() |
M | ![]() |
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3 | Fergus Murray |
8:18 ![]() |
M | 31 | ![]() |
Little girly bottle wasn't 355ml. Technically a DQ. Claims you cannot get 355ml bottles in Canada. He knew the rules before the race. |
4 | Douugie McGovvern |
8:50 ![]() |
M | ![]() |
Like his girlfriend Padraic he was also seen skulking around the bushes | |
5 | Graham Dunne |
9:20 ![]() |
M | ![]() |
A good performance after a shaky start (forgot his beer) | |
6 | Donal Keane |
9:37 ![]() |
M | 30 | ![]() |
Worse than his time in summer. Had a big breakfast |
7 | Colin Clancy |
10:06 ![]() |
M | ![]() |
Got in an altercation shortly after finishing the race | |
8 | Gareth Davies |
10:20 ![]() |
M | ![]() |
Also visited the aforementioned bushes after the race for a sneaky vomit | |
9 | Jack McInerney |
10:24 ![]() |
M | ![]() |
First in the impressive moustache category | |
10 | Dave Tonge |
10:38 ![]() |
M | 32 | ![]() |
Room for improvement |
11 | Eimear Grogan |
10:38 ![]() |
F | ![]() |
Didn't drink all her beer as she had some baking to do later that day | |
12 | Peter Gunn |
10:38 ![]() |
M | Not bad for a new daddy | ||
13 | Alan MCcarthy |
10:57 ![]() |
M | ![]() |
Was assaulted by Colin Clancy shortly after finishing the race | |
14 | Andrew McKenzie |
11:06 ![]() |
M | ![]() |
Pipped Latimer in a sprint finish | |
15 | Trevor Latimer |
11:07 ![]() |
F | ![]() |
Tried to pass McKenie with a sneaky sprint finish. Some alleged confusion over where the finish line was. | |
16 | Loreen Barnett | DNF | F | ![]() |
Ran one lap. Extra kudos for having 7% beer | |
17 | Morgan Inglis | DNF | M | ![]() |
Official photographer and also ran two laps | |
18 | Kyung Lee | DNF | F | ![]() |
Most impressive performance of the day. Slammed the beer and ran in her jeans. | |
19 | Nicola Martin | DNF | F | ![]() |
Team Heini. Ran one lap wearing a short homemade Heineken skirt made out of duct tape. | |
20 | Liz Hill | DNF | F | ![]() |
Team Heini. Ran one lap. See above re inappropriate sporting attire. | |
21 | Max Hakh | DNF | F | ![]() |
Team Heini. Ran one lap. Third member of the three stooges in homemade duct tape frocks. | |
22 | Ben Cook | DNF | M | ![]() |
The most unattractive member of Team Heini. Ran in a dress which was said to be the cause of some of the vomiting. Ran one lap. |
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Race Notes:
In honour and loving memory of our friend Peter Holmes.
The race track was measured at 403 meters by Trevor and his trusty trundle wheel so overall distance was 1612 meters - 3 meters more than a mile.
An "Irish" 1pm start. The race actually started closer to 2 because Graham forgot his beer and the Irish lads were pfaffing about.