JK Good Luck Beer Mile
Denver, CO
November 1, 2004

created by user boneyard

Conditions: Cold, Clear


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Bryan Bissell 12:42 M 22 From Can Miller High Life Kerry ended up losing, I hope it wasn't my fault.

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Race Notes:

I rode my bike from Mo's palace down the Cherry Creek path to Denver West High with a backpack full of High Life and a brow full of hope. With a few crusty inches of snow on the track and a few scotches in me from dinner I set out for a ceremonial chunder. And gawdammit I made it about 46.5 ounces through my beers before the out flow overtook the inflow and I spewed all over the place, killing my dreams of an altitude sub-10.