C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever
MIT Track, Cambridge, MA
February 17, 2012

created by user Krusty

Conditions: Clear and Cold

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Krusty the Meat Miser 7:02 M 32 Pabst Blue Ribbon
2 Goat Throat 12:06 M Pabst Blue Ribbon penalty lap
3 Goes Down on Buoys 12:52 M Pabst Blue Ribbon
4 +2 Coonass 14:33 M Pabst Blue Ribbon
5 Horse's Ass 15:26 M Pabst Blue Ribbon
6 Bring Out the Gimp 19:12 M Pabst Blue Ribbon
7 Blubber Fucker 19:45 M Pabst Blue Ribbon penalty lap
8 The Buttler Hit It 23:51 M Pabst Blue Ribbon
9 Giggles Gulps and Gags 23:59 F Pabst Blue Ribbon penalty lap
10 Harlot Globe Fondler 25:36 F Pabst Blue Ribbon
11 Yellow Dick Gnome 31:45 F Pabst Blue Ribbon
12 Wikipedophilia 37:37 M Pabst Blue Ribbon


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Race Notes:

This was a beer mile filled with short shorts and glitter. It was followed by a trip to the gay bar for some dancing...