Undead Beer Mile
Cambridge, MA
September 27, 2013

created by user goatthroat

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Beer Notes
1 Urine Luck 6:11 M Zombie
2 Goat Throat 6:52 M Nerd
3 Krusty the Meat Miser 7:02 M Zombie
4 Just Jon 7:53 M Nerd
5 Brokeback Baby 11:01 M Vampire
6 Just Patrick 11:56 M Zombie
7 The Buttler Hit It 12:00 M Zombie
8 Assberger 12:13 F Nerd
9 Virgin Jeff 13:55 M Nerd
10 Virgin Lily 14:02 F Zombie
11 Luva Lamp 14:49 M Vampire
12 Blubberfucker 14:59 M Vampire
13 Thumbs 15:20 M Nerd
14 Harlot Globe Fondler 15:22 F Vampire
15 Just Brian 16:11 M Zombie
16 Nubin Lovin 16:13 F Nerd
17 Just Carly 22:51 F Vampire
18 Wikipedophila 23:11 M Vampire
19 Can't Eat Pussy 23:57 M Nerd
20 Shart of Darkness 24:15 F Zombie
21 Nymphobraniac 25:07 F Vampire
22 Easy As 123 25:09 F Zombie
23 Just Stacey 28:04 F Vampire
24 Mud Slut 29:06 F Vampire
25 Condom SAR DNF F Vampire, 2 beer, 12:05
26 Anal Bloodsucker DNF F Vampire Spectator, Best improvised name of the night


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Race Notes:

Teams of nerds, zombies and vampires were formed based on costumes and arbitrary assignment by mis-mgmt. Cross county scoring using top two males and top female was used to determine a team score. Final outcome: Team Zombie (Captain: Krusty) with 14 points (1, 3, and 10 places) tied Team Nerd (Captain: Goat), also with 14 points (2, 4, 8 places), with Team Vampire (Captain: Harlot) sucking blood from behind with 30 points (5, 11, 14).