Cambridge, MA
September 27, 2013
created by user goatthroat
Ruleset:
4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage
| Name | Time | Gender | Beer | Notes | |
| 1 | Urine Luck | 6:11 | M | Zombie | |
| 2 | Goat Throat | 6:52 | M | Nerd | |
| 3 | Krusty the Meat Miser | 7:02 | M | Zombie | |
| 4 | Just Jon | 7:53 | M | Nerd | |
| 5 | Brokeback Baby | 11:01 | M | Vampire | |
| 6 | Just Patrick | 11:56 | M | Zombie | |
| 7 | The Buttler Hit It | 12:00 | M | Zombie | |
| 8 | Assberger | 12:13 | F | Nerd | |
| 9 | Virgin Jeff | 13:55 | M | Nerd | |
| 10 | Virgin Lily | 14:02 | F | Zombie | |
| 11 | Luva Lamp | 14:49 | M | Vampire | |
| 12 | Blubberfucker | 14:59 | M | Vampire | |
| 13 | Thumbs | 15:20 | M | Nerd | |
| 14 | Harlot Globe Fondler | 15:22 | F | Vampire | |
| 15 | Just Brian | 16:11 | M | Zombie | |
| 16 | Nubin Lovin | 16:13 | F | Nerd | |
| 17 | Just Carly | 22:51 | F | Vampire | |
| 18 | Wikipedophila | 23:11 | M | Vampire | |
| 19 | Can't Eat Pussy | 23:57 | M | Nerd | |
| 20 | Shart of Darkness | 24:15 | F | Zombie | |
| 21 | Nymphobraniac | 25:07 | F | Vampire | |
| 22 | Easy As 123 | 25:09 | F | Zombie | |
| 23 | Just Stacey | 28:04 | F | Vampire | |
| 24 | Mud Slut | 29:06 | F | Vampire | |
| 25 | Condom SAR | DNF | F | Vampire, 2 beer, 12:05 | |
| 26 | Anal Bloodsucker | DNF | F | Vampire Spectator, Best improvised name of the night |
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Race Notes:
Teams of nerds, zombies and vampires were formed based on costumes and arbitrary assignment by mis-mgmt. Cross county scoring using top two males and top female was used to determine a team score. Final outcome: Team Zombie (Captain: Krusty) with 14 points (1, 3, and 10 places) tied Team Nerd (Captain: Goat), also with 14 points (2, 4, 8 places), with Team Vampire (Captain: Harlot) sucking blood from behind with 30 points (5, 11, 14).