SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8
Toronto, ON
December 6, 2013

created by user mr_pink

Conditions: Threatening to turn our beers solid (-5C)


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Pissing Doucheman 9:32 M 26 From Can Laker Tried to track his run on Strava by leaving his phone at the start line. Third different Hogtown BM champion. Was trying for sub 9. Was on for well sub 8 before final beer meltdown.
2 Just Sheldon 12:56 M 23 From Can Heineken Wants it to be known he ran in jeans. Technical DQ for drinking pussy European 330ml beers.
3 Mr. Pink 15:42 M 33 From Can Laker Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
4 Dual Shitizenship DNF M 54 Ringwood Showed up late. Tapped out to Mr. Pink in impromptu MMA match.

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