SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2
Toronto, ON
January 17, 2014

created by user mr_pink

Conditions: A round, flat zero. Mid-race disrobing!


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Mr. Pink 10:11 M 33 From Can Canadian 473ml
2 Stunt Boobs 12:33 M 35 From Can Old Milwaukee PB: Failed to equal his time once again. Fortunately for him, negatively this time.
3 Halfwit DNF F 35 From Can Steamwhistle Timer. Didn't time us. Suffered cruel pizza karma.
4 Backdoor Buzz DNF M 47 From Can Blue 473ml Rode the stairs to the track like it was the Sochi luge. For a 6ft3 200lb+ man displayed remarkable fear about drinking beer.
5 Dual Shitizenship DNF M 54 Rum and Cock Paedophile beard. Cold Pizza.
6 Aims Low DNF F 47 From Can Canadian 473ml Latecummer. Pussylover.

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