SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6
Toronto, ON
January 24, 2014

created by user mr_pink

Conditions: Windiest Beer Mile in History (Sustained 60km/hr, gusts of 100km/hr)


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage


Race Site

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Mr. Pink 8:47 M 33 From Can Laker Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
2 Pissing Doucheman 11:20 M 26 From Can Laker Dressed in enough layers to double his weight. Brought enough alcohol to double his age
3 Atta Boy 11:30 M 47 From Bottle Laker Spent a lot of time with 7 hard inches in his hand and finished with an impressive spurt from behind
4 Halfwit 14:02 F 36 From Can Steamwhistle Destroys PB.
5 Dual Shitizenship 21:03 M 54 From Can Keith's/Laker Walked in boots bigger than countries bigger than Liechtenstein.
6 Mr. Pink 23:52 M 33 From Can Laker Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.
7 Airtight in a Swordfight DNF M 12 From Can Double Trouble Prison Break Completed one lap before running for shelter in the Atta Monkey mobile.
8 Funky Monkey DNF F 47 From Bottle Blanche de Chambly Women's champ chose to condescendingly watch others fail in 63 knot gusts.
9 One Hump or Two DNF F 35 From Bottle Blanche de Chambly Best dressed Beer Miler in History. Didn't mind cats destroying her shoes.
10 Back Door Buzz DNF M 47 From Can Blue 473ml First retiree. Amazingly, considering who is next...
11 Rose Eh DNF F 157 From Cup Granite We're still waiting for her to arrive...
12 Stunt Boobs DNF 35 From Can Something fancy Latecummer

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Race Notes:

Mr. Pink's (probable) final Beer Mile in North America and 6th (and 7th) in 11 days. Crazy wind (-30C windchill) made us stand still in places.