Beer Mile 2
Bronx, NY
May 29, 2014

created by user Beerbronxville

Conditions: in the 50s, good beer mileing conditions


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Carlos Danger 8:09 M 33 From Can Heinekein debut; learned of the event a half hour before; bought his beer, drank, ran, won.
2 Matt Soja 8:19 M 31 From Bottle Brooklyn Lager went for the win, got a PR
3 Lager Lout 9:30 M 54 From Can Corona debut, Top 100 Grand Master World Record in his debut? we would expect nothing less from this Lout who can now add beer mile to his running credentials
4 Eileen Angela 10:36 F 32 From Can Budwesier PR, new women's course record
5 Carolyn Bronxville 13:45 F 36 From Can Heinekein PW, penalty lap, never again, until next time

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Race Notes:

This could not have been possible without a talented, dedicated Support Crew: Dave, King of Beers, King of Timing, event timer; Mary Ann, official event cheerer; L Rod, course marshal, cheerer, compadre on female victor’s final kick lap; Anna Mal, course marshal, still recovering from her one & only beer mile, compadre on last place’s penalty lap.

Nor could this have been possible without the awed and awesome spectators: Ari Gold, showed up, did not compete; the B Factor, coaches, beer mile is not in his repertoire; C, showed up, felt it best to watch, not participate, maybe next time, maybe; J, flabbergasted at the event, never heard of such a thing before, said of the proceedings “this is crazy”; the Ghost, prefers to enjoy his beer, not chug it; R, according to rumor: is considering abandoning tempo runs in favor of beer miles.