7th Annual FFKICBMC
Undisclosed Location, Rhode Island
August 9, 2014

created by user kjgarl

Conditions: Not nearly as hot at 1:00 as it has been


Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 4oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Age Beer Notes
1 Fred Kirk 8:08 M 52 From Can Budweiser Not as fast as last year, still winning every year the FFK in the name of the race are his initials
2 Jake Hibbert 8:17 M 21 From Bottle Bud light platinum 6% First timer won't be his last
3 Kevin Garlick 8:33 M 58 From Can Coors Fastest time for a 58 year old (so far)
4 David Wells 10:30 M 33 From Can Budweiser drove from Albany to make the race
5 Matti Reilly 10:37 F 21 From Can Budweiser Another first timer, showed great running form, drinking needs work
6 Patricia French 11:16 F 51 From Can Budweiser Another good run for her, might be fastest female time for her age
7 Papa Clyde Smitty 12:24 M 102 From Bottle Bud Lite First wheelchair athlete with support person (combined ages)
8 Jeff Durso-Finley 12:58 M 45 From Can Narragansett 1975 Softball injury slowed him down still pretty damn good time for a 270+ lb Big Man
9 Jonathan Paull 14:15 M 33 From Bottle Coors Injuries have slowed him down but he's only in his 30s and skinny so he shouldn't have excuses
10 Greg Ernst 14:59 M 54 From Bottle Landshark Somebody has to finish last but he has done all 8 and enjoys the pain
11 Pilar Alonso 20:08 F 21 From Bottle Amstel Radler I think she gave her age after the beers, as a doctor she didn't get much chance to chug beers

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Race Notes:

this is actually our 8th year we just had a different name the first year